#it sucks bc falling asleep takes me forever its the hardest thing ever

[roses-and-elixir]

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[noahhernandez]

I’m OLD and bored 8/7/2020

1.Is there a boy/girl in your life? No!  2:Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? If it is Pajak then no i do not <3  3:What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?” A cat, and oddly enough Cardi B 4:What’s something you really want right now? A stable job that I like :)  5:Are you afraid of falling in love? No, but I don’t want to. Relationships are soul sucking and not in the fun way. 6:Do you like the beach? No i do not like the beach one bit. Well, I like being in a beach house but I don’t like getting in the water. 7:Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else? Yes I have  8:What’s the background on your cell? It is the scene in Hereditary where he husband is on fire 9:Name the last four beds you were sat on? Mine, Emily’s, Bri’s, lol I don’t really know um  ? Probably like my aunts when I lived with her 10:Do you like your phone? Yes it work 11:Honestly, are things going the way you planned? NO! I wanted to have a fun summer and look for another job and think about studying for Grad School and etc etc but I was JOBLESS for FOUR months and bc of COVID we cant do a DAMn thing 12:Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts? I have absolutely no idea probably like.. ? I don’t know lol 13:Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler? Rottweiler 14:Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? Emotional pain, lol it’s funny bc my last answer said physical I have grown up so much  15:Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? Art Museum 16:Are you tired? Physically yes lol 17:How long have you known your 1st phone contact? For 16 years because it’s my little sister 18:Are they a relative? omg yes 19:Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes? NO ! well maybe 1.  20:When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with? I have no idea bitch !  21:If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? no 22:Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? no  23:How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now? 3 24:Is there a certain quote you live by? no!  25:What’s on your mind? literally nothing its kind of nice like not thinking 26:Do you have any tattoos? Yes, I have a sleeve so a total of like 9 tattoos i think idk 27:What is your favorite color? black 28:Next time you will kiss someone on the lips? Hell if I know 29:Who are you texting? Nobody bc Emily and Janett are at work and Bri (F.) is simply not texting me 30:Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch? yes 31:Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right? Yeah of course its called  i know things bitch 32:Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? Ya of course i can tell michelle faith bri emily and janett everything  33:Do you think anyone has feelings for you? u know probably not 34:Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? my eyes are dark brown lol so no 35:Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you? i dont care 36:Were you single on Valentines Day? yes !  37:Are you friends with the last person you kissed? I honestly dont know the last person I kissed like i dont know if it was michelle or not lmao 38:What do your friends call you? Noah 39:Has anyone upset you in the last week? No  ! 40:Have you ever cried over a text? Probably ! Yes when I was told “sorry noah i cheated on you last night” like who TEXTS that LMFAO anyways I cried 41:Where’s your last bruise located? hand from work 42:What is it from? oh from work 43:Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad? Bitch i want to die 44:Who was the last person you were on the phone with? leann  45:Do you have a favourite pair of shoes? my dr. martens theyre like 2 inch platforms lmao 46:Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day? No lol 47:Would you ever go bald if it was the style? no omg 48:Do you make supper for your family? ew hell no i live ALONE 49:Does your bedroom have a door? omg yes  50:Top 3 web-pages? Facebook, Twitter, Youtube 51:Do you know anyone who hates shopping? Um, no all my friends shop about an average amount 52:Does anything on your body hurt? My back and my feet!!  53:Are goodbyes hard for you? They were sometimes. Sometimes it do be sucking when u say goodbye but didnt know it was the last :( 54:What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself? I had the sudden memory of last summer when I fell down the stairs at work and spilled coffee all over myself and had to change 55:How is your hair? Short and not combed at the slightest 56:What do you usually do first in the morning? Pee! !!  57:Do you think two people can last forever? nope!  58:Think back to January 2007, were you single? I was 10 59:Green or purple grapes? Green 60:When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug? um honestly i have no idea lmao we arent allowed to hug each other in these tough times!  61:Do you wish you were somewhere else right now? no !  62:When will be the next time you text someone? I am texting Angel rn actually 63:Where will you be 5 hours from now? Asleep 64:What were you doing at 8 this morning. dead ass asleep 65:This time last year, can you remember who you liked? Nope !  66:Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? this is gay yes all my friends but only because they are funny not because I enjoy seeing them 67:Did you kiss or hug anyone today? I did not hug anyone or kiss anyone today!! ! 68:What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? i literally was struggling so hard to go to sleep last night so I was probably really frustrated 69:Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? yes on taking exams normally except my last like ... 2 years of college were phenomenal   70:How many windows are open on your computer? 4- amazon, youtube, CBS and this 71:How many fingers do you have? 10 72:What is your ringtone? like the original one 73:How old will you be in 5 months? 24 LOL  74:Where is your Mum right now? Honestly I have no fucking idea lmao 75:Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?  because they cheated on me, they were very toxic and manipulative and uncaring and i dealt with it for a long ass time and it literally going to kill me if I kept it up. Dealt with bad anxiety, depression, suicidal ideation, I wasn’t eating, and I had to start taking medication and see therapy because of it literally it was the worst shit ever  76:Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? No 77:Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago? Let me think of some- yes. Faith, Peter, Michelle, Bri, Emily, Janett, Angel, Anissa, I’ll still consider Keyla my friend too hehe .  78:Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7? some guy named Chris 79:Is there anyone you know with the name Mike? No 80:Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? yes and I hated it

81:How many people have you liked in the past three months? 0 82:Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days? no lol 83:Will you talk to the person you like tonight? no!  84:You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with? Definitely MICHELLE and PETER. I would ask Bri and Emily to please not let me get that drunk 85:If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care? yes 86:What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie? I literally work at a movie theater an nothing cool happens like the last almost 6 years of working there have been boring 87:Who was your last received call from? Leann asking me where my nametag was at in my car 88:If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you? um yes 89:What is something you wish you had more of? money !! $$$ 90:Have you ever trusted someone too much?  ya it was some dumb ass shit !  91:Do you sleep with your window open? hell no i live in southeast houston is too fucking humid and hot for that shit i will get mold 92:Do you get along with girls? yeah lmao 93:Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth? i dont even know i dont think so 94:Does sex mean love? hell no!  95:You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem? nope!   96:Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring? ew no those are trashy 97:Did you sleep alone this week? yes lol :( 98:Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you? my friends what kind of dumb ass question is this  99:Do you believe in love at first sight?  no !  100:Who was the last person that you pinky promise?  nobody ! if anything I smokey sweared with Michelle like 23 years ago

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1: Is there a boy/girl in your life? - Nah

2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? - I want to but they’re not making it very easy 

3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?” - wonder how the neighbors cat keeps getting into my house 

4: What’s something you really want right now? - mini eggs 

5: Are you afraid of falling in love? - fuck yeah 

6: Do you like the beach? - bar the sand and the sea water its great

7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else? - yeah 

8: What’s the background on your cell? - a cute lil bunny with a cute lil elephant 

9: Name the last four beds you were sat on? - mine, my parents, theres a bed at the gym and my friends 

10: Do you like your phone? - sure?

11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?- fuck no

12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts? - umm the parent of a child im tutoring 

13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler? rottweiler, poodles scare me 

14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? dude the both suck

15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? zoo

16: Are you tired? always 

17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact? idk like 9/ 10 years?

18: Are they a relative? nah pretty sure I had a phone before my parents did 

19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes? - no

20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with? yesterday

21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? well i thought I had the right person, that failed so no probably not

22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? no

23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now? none

24: Is there a certain quote you live by? “ just be a decent fucking human” 

25: What’s on your mind? I have to go to work 

26: Do you have any tattoos? a turtle with a wizard hat, hes called squirtle and I love him

27: What is your favorite color? purple

28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips? fucked if i know

29: Who are you texting? no one right now

30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch? yeah???

31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right? always 

32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? yup

33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you? pfft 

34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? yeah a few people actually, I think its just because theyre blue

35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you? I’d be heart broken. I mean I know they are kissing other people but still 

36: Were you single on Valentines Day? yes 

37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed? trying to be 

38: What do your friends call you? Lochhead usually 

39: Has anyone upset you in the last week? yeah 

40: Have you ever cried over a text? of course, I cry when I spill my cereal what do you think

41: Where’s your last bruise located? leg

42: What is it from? rough weight at the gym

43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad? I cant wait to leave this place 

44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with? my boss

45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes? nah

46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day? yeah

47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style? idk im pretty much bald as is 

48: Do you make supper for your family? sometimes if they dont mind getting food poisoning 

49: Does your bedroom have a door? yah 

50: Top 3 web-pages? my university website, emails and google search 

51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping? me

52: Does anything on your body hurt? my body is broken it always bloody hurts

53: Are goodbyes hard for you? unbelievably so 

54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself? wine

55: How is your hair? good????

56: What do you usually do first in the morning? go back to sleep 

57: Do you think two people can last forever? god i hope so 

58: Think back to January 2007, were you single? fucking probably 

59: Green or purple grapes? green 

60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug? idfk

61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now? yup 

62: When will be the next time you text someone? idk i will see where the day takes me 

63: Where will you be 5 hours from now? work

64: What were you doing at 8 this morning. sleeping 

65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked? yes 

66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? yes 

67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today? no

68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? fuck it who cares 

69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? my life tho

70: How many windows are open on your computer? three 

71: How many fingers do you have? 10

72: What is your ringtone? idk the automated one the phone gives you im too lazy to change it 

73: How old will you be in 5 months? 19, just about to turn 20 

74: Where is your Mum right now? downstairs 

75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love? bc life

76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? dont think so 

77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago? yeah and i love them dearly 

78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7? idk what year 7 is so no 

79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike? I know a Michael?

80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? yeha

81: How many people have you liked in the past three months? 1 persono 

82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days? not that im aware 

83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight? no

84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with? friends I hope

85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care? nah as long as theyre safe 

86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie? Is spilled my popcorn 3

87: Who was your last received call from? mr car guy asking me about my new car

88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you? fuck no

89: What is something you wish you had more of? motivation

90: Have you ever trusted someone too much? you are looking at the king of oversharing 

91: Do you sleep with your window open? im not a savage i dont want my toes to fall off from the cold tyvm 

92: Do you get along with girls? kinda 

93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth? nah i hate secrets 

94: Does sex mean love? no

95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem? i would hope not

96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring? i dont think so 

97: Did you sleep alone this week? yea

98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you? i have my friends 

99: Do you believe in love at first sight? i believe in lust at first sight but not love 

100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise? My mumma