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kosher-martian · 11 days ago
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What in tarnation has Google done to their search engine!?! I've spent the last three hours at work trying to research some software system requirements so I can procure appropriate hardware. (This actually ended up being a wash for reasons that are too stupid to get into...)
I'm going to use two immediately recognizable programs to make this easier:
Back in the day I could search "system requirements for Adobe Photoshop" or "Photoshop system requirements" and get the results I needed.
I could then follow that up with an unrelated search for "system requirements for LibreOffice" or "funny cat pictures" without any issues, all the while finding exactly what I needed.
Now? In addition to selling off the entire first page of results to advertisers and unloading an AI slop trough at the top of the page, they've also seemingly tried to implement some sort of algorithmic search system, such that every result is for some godforsaken reason tied to the previous search. But what do I mean?
I search for "system requirements for Adobe Photoshop"
The first page will of course be AI slop and ads, interspersed with links that might be helpful.
I find what I need through lots of trial and error and then move on to my next search: "system requirements for LibreOffice"
The results (setting aside the slop and ads) are now only results pertaining to how LibreOffice can work with Photoshop. Anything relevant to the topic I actually searched for is absent.
Losing hope, I search for "funny cat pictures" only to find that all my search results are for how to make those funny pictures in Photoshop and utilize them in LibreOffice
Google, why? Why Google? You used to be so functional.
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kosher-martian · 28 days ago
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As a guy who's entire job is to buy computers for my organization... THANK YOU!
I constantly have to explain to project managers and other folks that:
[A] No, I'm not pulling your leg, manufacturers are charging more for a healthy amount of storage (1). [B] Maybe you should have me price check before promising a new hire whatever kind of computer they want with whatever specs they want. Also stop doing that. The amount of time I spend trying to find computers that meets every new hire's wish list is insane. Oh? You want a 17" touchscreen laptop with a full numeric keypad, Intel Ultra 7, 32GB of RAM, 1TB of storage, an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4050, and "long battery life" for less than $1200? Get real, buckaroo.
Hasufin is right, it's all just a push to get people to use the cloud. But even in an enterprise environment where every employee has access to a paid cloud service, very few people want to have their files stored in the cloud. Backed up? Sure, that's great actually. Wholly stored in the cloud with no local copy? Not happening.
Consider older workers who are not as familiar with modern interfaces and don't trust the machine or themselves to determine whether a file has autosaved/backed up in the cloud. Consider deceptive UI designs that obfuscates whether a file is local, local with a cloud backup, and stored wholly in the cloud.
Users want to know where their files are and feel confident in the answer. Its really not that hard to understand. It's no out of touch users or a "skill issue". It's consumers recognizing (consciously or unconsciously) when they are being scammed.
I'm a Windows user. I have always been a Windows user. I have weathered Windows Vista and 8 and 10. My organization is making the slow move to 11 ahead of the October 2025 cut off for 10 support. In my personal life, I am looking to migrate to Linux. I have Linux devices for specific uses, but I have never tried to use one as a daily driver. I'm considering making the switch because of the move away from operating systems as product / tool to operating systems as a buggy mess service to force-feed you ads. (1) = You can make any argument you want about whether 1TB+ of storage is "healthy" or "normal". The reality is that software now is BLOATED and UNOPTIMIZED, meaning the functional resource-lite software of yesteryear now takes up half your hard drive and eats RAM like it's a free sample at Costco.
I would like to address something that has come up several times since I relaunched my computer recommendation blog two weeks ago. Part of the reason that I started @okay-computer and that I continue to host my computer-buying-guide is that it is part of my job to buy computers every day.
I am extremely conversant with pricing trends and specification norms for computers, because literally I quoted seven different laptops with different specs at different price-points *today* and I will do more of the same on Monday.
Now, I am holding your face in my hands. I am breathing in sync with you. We are communicating. We are on the same page. Listen.
Computer manufacturers don't expect users to store things locally so it is no longer standard to get a terabyte of storage in a regular desktop or laptop. You're lucky if you can find one with a 512gb ssd that doesn't have an obnoxious markup because of it.
If you think that the norm is for computers to come with 1tb of storage as a matter of course, you are seeing things from a narrow perspective that is out of step with most of the hardware out there.
I went from a standard expectation of a 1tb hdd five years ago to expecting to get a computer with a 1tb hdd that we would pull and replace with a 1tb ssd to expecting to get a computer that came with a 256gb ssd that we would pull and replace with a 1tb ssd, to just having the 256gb ssd come standard and and only seeking out more storage if the customer specifically requested it because otherwise they don't want to pay for more storage.
Computer manufacturers consider any storage above 256gb to be a premium feature these days.
Look, here's a search for Lenovo Laptops with 16GB RAM (what I would consider the minimum in today's market) and a Win11 home license (not because I prefer that, but to exclude chromebooks and business machines). Here are the storage options that come up for those specs:
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You will see that the majority of the options come with less than a terabyte of storage. You CAN get plenty of options with 1tb, but the point of Okay-Computer is to get computers with reasonable specs in an affordable price range. These days, that mostly means half a terabyte of storage (because I can't bring myself to *recommend* less than that but since most people carry stuff in their personal cloud these days, it's overkill for a lot of people)
All things being equal, 500gb more increases the price of this laptop by $150:
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It brings this one up by $130:
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This one costs $80 more to go from 256 to 512 and there isn't an option for 1TB.
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For the last three decades storage has been getting cheaper and cheaper and cheaper, to the point that storage was basically a negligible cost when HDDs were still the standard. With the change to SSDs that cost increased significantly and, while it has come down, we have not reached the cheap, large storage as-a-standard on laptops stage; this is partially because storage is now SO cheap that people want to entice you into paying a few dollars a month to use huge amounts of THEIR storage instead of carrying everything you own in your laptop.
You will note that 1tb ssds cost you a lot less than the markup to pay for a 1tb ssd instead of a 500gb ssd
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In fact it can be LESS EXPENSIVE to get a 1tb ssd than a 500gb ssd.
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This is because computer manufacturers are, generally speaking, kind of shitty and do not care about you.
I stridently recommend getting as much storage as you can on your computer. If you can't get the storage you want up front, I recommend upgrading your storage.
But also: in the current market (December 2024), you should not expect to find desktops or laptops in the low-mid range pricing tier with more than 512gb of storage. Sometimes you'll get lucky, but you shouldn't be expecting it - if you need more storage and you need an inexpensive computer, you need to expect to upgrade that component yourself.
So, if you're looking at a computer I linked and saying "32GB of RAM and an i7 processor but only 500GB of storage? What kind of nonsense is that?" Then I would like to present you with one of the computers I had to quote today:
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A three thousand dollar macbook with the most recent apple silicon (the m4 released like three weeks ago) and 48 FUCKING GIGABYTES OF RAM with a 512gb ssd.
You can't even upgrade that SSD! That's an apple that drive isn't going fucking anywhere! (don't buy apple, apple is shit)
The norms have shifted! It sucks, but you have to be aware of these kinds of things if you want to pay a decent price for a computer and know what you're getting into.
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months ago
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probably will be FORCED by Pomp And Circumstance to go to the CLOWN HOSPITAL, for a CLOWN INJURY (may or may not be An ALLEGEDLY Fractured Foot...a MOURNFUL MALADY incurred in the most PATHETIC and LAPSIDAISICAL Fashion of TRAGICALLY UNFASHIONABLY Events......
Anyway. Forgot what I was saying. Buy me 1/25th of an x-ray or whatnot I guess
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carrionhearted · 4 months ago
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I showed someone a photo of my room, and their response was “I thought this was a photo of a haunted house attraction at first”
I think. This is a success.
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(This was the photo)
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chubbychiquita · 1 year ago
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incorrectarcana · 7 months ago
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soullessseraphim · 8 months ago
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and she'll try to eat the gun
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optimisticmosquito · 2 months ago
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How funny would it be if the system SY was assigned is a vehement SJ stan. It's known as the 'nr 1 SJ defender' among the other systems and will not let anyone talk shit about its blorbo.
System begs to get SY as its next assignment so it can pay him back for all the SQQ castration campaigns and slanderous rants. System is downright offended on its dear misunderstood meow meow's behalf and intend to make it SYs problem.
What better way for SY to atone than to force him to make SJs life better?
SY wants to insult SJ to his face? *Wrong buzzer noise* [user will be penalised -100 B-points if he continues :) ].
SY tries to participate in SJ gossip? [-30 B-points for OOC behavior] (SY: I don't even have an OOC lock?! >:o).
Someone else slanders SJ? [Mission defend SJs honor! accept/accept. Failure will lead to termination of account!].
And how infuriating would it be if, after SY is forced to spend time together with SJ, he realizes SJ isn't as bad as the book made him to be? If SY can appreciate his sharp tongue and clever mind. If he actually starts to enjoy spending time with SJ. (The system will never learn of this)
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ailichi · 18 days ago
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Noel was one of the strongest characters I’ve ever met. He was like a latter-day Artful Dodger. Any city in the North is full of guys just like Noel was. He ran a nice line in nicking trainers to order. He could always get you a nice raincoat that’d just fallen off the back of a lorry. He wasn’t involved in organised crime. It wasn’t like Noel was doing the nicking.
— Clint Boon (talking about c.1989-1990)
First impressions of Liam? Cocky bastard. Cool as fuck. How the fuck’s he got clothes like that when he’s on the dole and got no money?
— Paul Arthurs (talking about c.1990-1991)
I think I just put two and two together and the result was endearing as fuck
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snobgoblin · 11 months ago
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courtiers <3
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kosher-martian · 15 days ago
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My workplace closed for unexpected snow last week. We were closed the whole week.
Monday morning: 103 new unread emails from last week. 103. Many of them sent late at night or early in the morning, between 11PM and 2AM. All of them for new computer purchases. They aren't supposed to send an email. They are supposed to submit a ticket. Some people need to find some work life balance. And those same people also need to learn how to follow directions.
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mintghostko · 4 months ago
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Don and Shelly scribble because I love them :)
chances are Dr. Feeling didn't mean for them to go on a robbery spree but they seem to be having fun so it's probably fine…probably (^^ゞ
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likealizardyousay · 10 months ago
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humble meme offering
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mostlysignssomeportents · 15 days ago
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It's pretty easy to cut $2 trillion from the federal budget, actually
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If Elon Musk wants to cut $2t from the US federal budget, there's a pretty straightforward way to get there – just eliminate all the beltway bandits who overcharge Uncle Sucker for everything from pharmaceuticals to roadworks to (of course) rockets, and then make the rich pay their taxes.
There is a ton of federal bloat, but it's not coming from useless programs or overpaid federal employees. As David Dayen writes in a long, fact-filled feature in The American Prospect, the bloat comes from the private sector's greedy suckling at the government teat:
https://prospect.org/economy/2025-01-27-we-found-the-2-trillion-elon-musk-doge/
The federal workforce used to be huge. In 1960, federal employees were 4.3% of all US workers; today, it's 1.4%. Zeroing out the entire federal payroll would save $271b/year (while beaching the US economy!), a mere 4% of the federal budget.
On the other hand, zeroing out the budget for federal contractors would save over a trillion dollars – the US spends 4 times more on private sector contractors than it does on its own workers, and while some of those contractors are honest folks giving good value for money, the norm is for federal contractors to pick the public's pocket and then use the proceeds to lobby for more fat contracts.
One key job we ask our federal employees to do is root out private sector fraud in federal contracting. We should hire more of these people! Private contractors steal $274b/year from the public purse – nearly enough to pay for all the employees in the federal government:
https://www.gao.gov/assets/gao-23-106285.pdf
Musk doesn't know any of these, and he doesn't care to know. As Dayen writes, he's doing "policy by anecdote." Take Ashley Thomas, the director of climate diversification for the US International Development Finance Corporation. Musk sicced a mob on her, decrying her for doing a "fake job" that was somehow related to "DEI." But Thomas's job isn't employment diversification – it's crop diversification.
If Musk wanted to run DOGE as a force for waste-elimination, he wouldn't be attacking the Corporation for Public Broadcasting and PBS (whose budget accounts for 0.012% of federal spending). He wouldn't be attacking federal fiber subsidies (he's mad that he can't get more subsidies for his dead-end satellite service that caps out at one ten-millionth of the speed of fiber). He wouldn't be attacking high-speed rail (which competes with his Tesla swasticars). He wouldn't be fighting with the SEC (which defends the public from costly stock swindles, which is why they've been investigating Musk for seven years).
He could, instead, go after private sector Medicare waste. 33 million seniors have been suckered into switching from federally provided Medicare to privately provided Medicare Advantage. Overbilling from Medicare Advantage (whose doctors are ordered to "upcode" patients to generate additional bills) costs the public $83b/year:
https://www.medpac.gov/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/Mar24_ExecutiveSummary_MedPAC_Report_To_Congress_SEC.pdf
Medicare Advantage patients are, on average, healthier than Medicare patients (Medicare Advantage giants like Unitedhealtcare cream off the cheapest-to-service patients). Yet, this healthy cohort costs more to treat than their sicker cousins on the public plan – the fraud costs us about 11-14% of the total Medicare bill, and we could save $140b/year by zeroing that out:
https://pnhp.org/system/assets/uploads/2023/09/MAOverpaymentReport_Final.pdf
Zeroing out Medicare Advantage overbilling would pay for "an out-of-pocket spending cap, a public drug benefit, and dental, hearing, and vision benefits" for every Medicare patient with tens of billions to spare.
Of course, as Dayen points out, the guy in charge of Medicare is Dr Oz, who has spent years shilling for Medicare Advantage, while holding massive amounts of stock in Unitedhealthcare, the nation's largest Medicare Advantage provider, and the worst offender for Medicare Advantage overbilling.
Then there's Medicare itself. Rates for Medicare doctor reimbursement are set by committees of specialists, who award themselves sky-high rates while paying rock-bottom wages to the frontline general practitioners who do the heavy lifting. Lowering specialists rates to match the rates paid in Canada and Germany would save the federal government $100b/year:
https://cepr.net/rfk-jr-physicians-pay-schedules-and-the-elites-big-lie/
Then there's Big Pharma. For years, Congress legally forbade Medicare and Medicaid from negotiating drug prices, which is why the US government pays the highest rates in the world for drugs developed in the US, with US federal subsidies. US drug prices are 178% more than other wealthy countries, and many drugs are sold at 20-30x the cost of production:
https://aspe.hhs.gov/reports/comparing-prescription-drugs
A few of these drug prices are going to come down in the coming years, thanks to timid, but long overdue action from the Biden administration. To really tackle a source of government waste, the US government could use its "march in rights" to federalize production of the most expensive drugs:
https://prospect.org/day-one-agenda/force-drug-companies-to-lower-prices/
One possibility floated by economist Dean Baker is for the US government to invest $100b/year in clinical trials, keeping the patents for itself and licensing multiple manufacturers to compete to produce these publicly owned drugs, which would save an estimated $500b/year:
https://cepr.net/financing-drug-development-what-the-pandemic-has-taught-us/
Then there's price-gouging, useless middlemen like Group Purchasing Organizations who soak the public purse for $20b/year – a "moderate" enforcement action could cut that to $10b. Speaking of eliminating middlemen, community health centers are a way cheaper source of care than big hospitals – $2371/year cheaper per patient, per year. By subsidizing these, the US government could save another $20b/year:
https://www.ohiochc.org/news/310956/Landmark-Study-Confirms-Medicaid-Cost-Savings-at-Health-Centers.htm
Next, Dayen moves onto the Pentagon, which pulled in $841b last year but has failed seven consecutive audits:
https://thehill.com/policy/defense/4992913-pentagon-fails-7th-audit-in-a-row-but-says-progress-made/
The DoD firehoses money over private sector contractors, like the $3.6b it hands over to Musk's Spacex every year – a number Musk hopes to grow through Spacex's participation in a new consortium:
https://www.ft.com/content/6cfdfe2b-6872-4963-bde8-dc6c43be5093
Military contractor wastage is the stuff of legend, like the $2t F-35 Joint Strike Fighter, a lemon that has over 800 outstanding defects and was just greenlit for another year's worth of full funding:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-07-13/lockheed-f-35-s-tally-of-flaws-tops-800-as-new-issues-surface
This kind of wasteage isn't merely shameful, it's illegal. The Nunn-McCurdy Act requires that these large-scale boondoggles be reviewed with an eye to shutting them down. But when beltway bandits like Northrop Grumman’s produce expensive lemons like Sentinel, the DoD continues to hand public money to them, citing "national security":
https://www.defense.gov/News/Releases/Release/Article/3829985/department-of-defense-announces-results-of-sentinel-nunn-mccurdy-review/
The DoD contracts out so much of its essential functions that it literally doesn't know what it has. It pays contractors and subcontractors to produce parts for its systems, but has no way to know if those parts have actually been produced. Meanwhile, private equity rollups like Transdigm have merged every single-source aerospace supplier and jacked up the price of spare parts for existing military systems, pulling down 4,500%+ markups:
https://theintercept.com/2019/05/28/ro-khanna-transdigm-refund-pentagon/
To estimate the easy military savings – the ones that won't require shutting down jobs programs scattered in every key Congressional district – Dayen takes the CBO's estimate and cuts it in half, to get an annual savings of $150b/year.
Then there's general prodcurement, where the GAO estimates the US loses $150b/year to bid-rigging and another $521b/year to fraud (the USG also spends $70b/year on management consultants who do no discernible useful work). Dayen estimates the annual savings from "stringently enforcing fraud and abuse, insourcing operations, and no longer paying for bad advice" at $150b/year.
Then there's tax cheating. The IRS estimates that it undercollects about $606b/year in taxes. The top 1% account for $163b/year of that (Elon Musk's own effective tax rate is just 3.27% as of the five years preceding 2021, the year for which we have his leaked tax return; he paid no taxes in 2018). Every dollar the IRS spends on auditing brings in $2.17 in tax, and every dollar the IRS spends auditing the wealthy generates $6.29 in tax. A dollar spent auditing the top 10% brings in $10:
https://www.timesfreepress.com/news/2024/dec/01/opinion-the-irs-shows-what-government-efficiency/
Audits are durable sources of tax. People who've been burned by an audit are far more honest in the decade after that audit.
The GOP has zeroed out Biden's IRS increases. The CBO estimates that a fully funded IRS could easily increase the taxes it collected by a net figure of $200b/year.
There's also new sources of tax. Dayen likes Dean Baker's proposal for taxes on stock returns: just add dividends and stock appreciation at the end of the year, then multiply by the tax rate. Baker says this is a loophole-free way to bring the effective corporate tax rate up from 20% to 25%, generating $65b/year:
https://cepr.net/winning-the-tax-game-tax-stock-returns/
This would be especially hard on heavily financialized companies with "impossibly high stock price/earnings ratios" – e.g. Tesla.
Dayen also proposes rejigging the tax rate on retirement and health insurance plans, where nearly all the tax breaks are scooped by the highest earners. The Tax Policy Center has $1.12-$1.38t/year worth of other tax reforms that would shift the tax burden from working people to the idle rich:
https://taxpolicycenter.org/briefing-book/what-are-largest-tax-expenditures
Dayen says, "let's ask for about 20% of that" and ballparks the tax income at $200b/year.
How about subsidy cuts? $10b/year in fossil fuel subsidies. Eliminating the notorious sources of fraud in crop insurance would save $5b/year:
https://www.gao.gov/assets/gao-06-878t.pdf
There's $7b/year in subsidies to the Home Bank Loan system and $5b/year lost to pass-through entity loopholes.
Add it all up and you're saving $1.4215t/year without even breaking a sweat, just by tacking (some of) the country's worst looting and tax evasion. Dayen points out US expenditures will fall even more than this, because it won't be paying as much T-bill interest if it doesn't spend this money. We could also just make the Fed stop using the blunt, expensive tool of interest rate hikes to manage inflation. There's plenty of scenarios where interest payments result in the remaining $580b/year in savings, bringing the total up to $2t.
Now, sucking $2t/year out of the US economy all at once – even $2t in waste and fraud – would not be good for America! That kind of economic shock would bring the US economy to its knees, for years to come. All that money still fuels the demand side of the economy. But a slow rampup, and more public spending on useful programs (say, climate resiliency and retrofitting), would strengthen the economy while still bankrupting the fraud sector.
DOGE is wildly unpopular with the American electorate – even large pluralities of Republicans think its stupid. Campaigning on cutting fraud and profiteering would be a wildly popular way for Democrats to separate themselves from Republicans. Few Democrats are rising to the occasion, though.
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If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
https://pluralistic.net/2025/01/27/beltway-bandits/#henhouse-foxes
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roserotz · 5 months ago
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