#it pops up on you dude

[vancruejovi]

Me and my best friend are like if Margot Robbie’s Barbie was friends with Johnny Knoxville

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

[conclaveyaoi]

imagine being married to someone who is fully convinced you're going to hell "because" of past mistakes you made when in your younger years – mistakes he smirks at during dinner with a stranger btw – and so he pretty much convinces you to undergo severance simply because he believes innies have souls and this way he can have a part of you making him company in heaven? divorce is not enough, a marvelous love affair with a handsome italian-american man who wants to see you again is required

[providencehq]

Danny: great college kid, questionable hero.

[m00nbuggies]

IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING 😭😭😭😭😭

[anewp0tat0]

Happy Fathers Day, I'm finally on time for something!!! I don't have that much flavor this time though folks. just sweetness. that's it. hope that's cool, never too bad.

if you think this is anything but platonic then no, plz. away

[zivazivc]

the morning (afternoon?) after this messy stunt. Floyd got off too easy in my opinion, but it's hard for Les to stay mad at him when he makes those sad pouting faces... 🤦

If you think Floyd's being really dumb at the start of this comic before getting a reality check, you have to take into account that he's madly lovesick and was feeling very smug atm; he's also a 15yo pop troll who thinks making out with someone means they're together now; and he assumed Les's sour mood was entirely the result of a nasty hangover...

P.S. They forgot about Hed lol (I almost forgot about him too, drew him just before posting lmao)

[luc1ferian]

So I read "The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" by Robert Louis Stevenson and I

[francarieq]

i heart hermes i’m so sorry guys

[fincharts]

how rude

[eddsworld-nonsense]

Saw an (old) post about ppl complaining about Tord being made 5ft and it always makes me laugh because I feel like so many people think when someone makes Tord short it is to play into that "soft boy" aesthetic (which if people do is fine it hurts literally no one)

But no one ever seems to consider the short man full of rage idea when people make Tord that height

Like, no, just because Tord is 5ft doesn't mean he is a baby pushover, it just means he can punch you in the nuts

[wazzappp]

I love thinking about how this would go down with them

[rumbletumblegalaxy-2]

taking psychic damage because I was thinking about how a lot of my favourite RT streams/series happened in the same year (2022) and then immediately felt myself taking mental damage at the realisation it's been 2 years and I remember watching those streams live.

what do you mean it's been 2 years since Legends Arceus??

what do you mean it's been 2 years since the first Black and White nuzlocke?

what do you mean it's been 2 years since Undertale?

what do you mean it's been 2 years since Persona 5?

what do you mean it's been 2 years since Ace Attorney?

what do you mean it's been 2 years since Stardew Valley?

what do you mean it's been 2 years since Wind Waker?

what do you mean it's been 2 years since Scarlet and Violet?

no it hasn't. shut up.

[ragnarockz]

no, no, no you see all the metaphors I use for hunger and animalistic nature is all a tie in to the idea that female desire and rage are frowned upon especially towards lesbians... do you see it? do you dig it? her greatest sin is hunger, bro. her second greatest sin is letting her natural desires/instincts come first, bro.

[strawberrypinky]

So not only has that Necromancer papi taken over my timeline for no reason, but now that short king rogue or whatever has decided to jump on there too and I'm always expecting him to hit me with the "deeerect from Domingo" because they're one and the same in my mind.

[horsechestnut]

It's nice that Bruce is adopting Tim and being all supportive with him, but could he maybe spare two seconds to figure out why the hell Cass has decided to become a serial killer?