#it kept trying to make felix insult cearo i

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Incorrect Quotes: Quoruvelm Edition

theres a lot so . below cut

Felix: What’s up? I’m back. Magnus: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead Felix: Death is a social construct.

Cearo: If chickens were big enough to eat us do you think they would? Magnus: Without question! Keiluvi: Without remorse. Curirzu: Without hesitation.

Alex: Good morning. Amaranth: Good morning. Felix: Good morning. Curirzu: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Keiluvi: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

Keiluvi: New cryptid: It's me. I come into your window at night and I say "Feel how cold my hands are" and then I put my cold hands on the back of your neck. Alex: But... My neck! Keiluvi: You should've thought of that before you went and had a neck.

Cearo: Why do we usually only drink cow milk? What does whale milk taste like? I want some whale milk. Felix: Are you okay? Cearo: I WOULD BE if I had some WHALE MILK.

Cearo: I am an expert at identifying birds. Alex: Okay, what about those ones flying over there? Cearo: Yeah, they're all birds.

Felix: Dirt! Keiluvi: Mmmmm... Tasty... Felix: The D in Dirt stands for "Do not eat this, please." Keiluvi: But the I R T stands for "It's Really Tasty."

Felix, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-

Cearo: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi. Felix: Cearo, NO!

*Everyone is giving advice to Felix* Alex: It's okay to ask for help. Keiluvi: You're not a burden. Amaranth: Murder is okay. Magnus: Your feelings matter.

Keiluvi: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.

Magnus: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life. Cearo: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back... Alex: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. Amaranth: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years. Felix: I knew I lost that potential somewhere. Keiluvi: Mental stability, my old friend! Magnus: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

Felix: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff. Magnus: Oh, that was all real. Felix: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?! Magnus: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right.

Curirzu: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team. Amaranth: Sounds fake but ok.

Keiluvi: Was walking my dog downtown and he stopped to drink from a dog bown in front of a bar and I was like "Oh, are you a thirsty little guy?" and Felix was sitting there and said "I guess I am," as he took a sip of his water, then realized I was not talking to him and looked completely horrified.

Felix: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong? Keiluvi: Strong. Magnus: Weak. Amaranth: An idiot, is what your are.

Felix: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? Alex: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔 Magnus: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Alex: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots. Amaranth: Did you burn an orange too? How??? Alex: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

*Felix dies in a game with ships* Keiluvi: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us. Keiluvi: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury. Amaranth: Legend has it that Felix still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks. Felix: Of course I do.

Curirzu: I lost Felix. Amaranth: How did you LOSE Felix?! Curirzu: To be fair, they are very small.

Alex: Gender? Ha, yeah. I totally have one of those, definitely. There's some sort of gender around here, gimmie a second. Alex, throwing dirty laundry around: Shit. I know it was here... I saw it yesterday! Alex, crawling around on the floor, looking under things: Ugh... Sorry, gimmie a sec... I swear, I had it just the other day...