#it just doesnt hit the same 🤧😔

[nesslexis]

Erik gesner bf thoughts that no one asked for💔

Yeah its the smegma guy😔

Not proofread, might have grammar mistakes

Hes the type of boyfriend that is also your best friend. Never judges you, no matter what you do because he will match your freak and do the same thing as you.

You play horror games together but you are mostly joking around while playing. If one of you gets scared you just throw the controller to other. You also play simulator games like cashier simulator etc and make fun of the npcs👻

You two have a notebook where you write down the creative insults you came up with and rate them out of 10

Loves gossiping and listens everything you say. If he sees the people you two gossip about in public he will listen to their conversations so he can spill the tea to you at home

He thinks you're are pretty 24/7 but he thinks you are most attractive when youre barely awake, wearing sweatpants, a random shirt with holes and one of your socks missing

He wants to be around you all the time. He could be having a day off playing some games and you're invading his bed, hes hanging out with his friends and he texts you to come hang out with him because his friends are boring and doesnt get his humour like you do

Having a movie night is almost impossible, you mostly end up building pillow forts facing each other and having a pillow fight. He asks for the password if you try to get into his pillow fort😭

His love language is play fighting. He pulls wwe type of moves on you but hes careful enough to not hurt you. It happens most in the bed, pool or the beach so you dont get hurt by hitting the ground

He will come with you if you're scared to go to toilet at 3am and will hold your hand

Hes into you being jealous of him it makes him want to jump and roll in his bed

Have you seen his arms🤧 he flexes them all the time and randomly sends you photos of it. I think its his favorite part of his body.

Lets you slap his ass randomly he isnt like the others who complains about it😒 he slaps back tho

I feel like he was called the weird kid by his classmates in elementary school🤧💔

Hes busy being a bench warmer thats why he isnt around😔 ughh i hate him loser