#erik gesner x reader

[nesslexis]

Erik gesner bf thoughts that no one asked for💔

Yeah its the smegma guy😔

Not proofread, might have grammar mistakes

Hes the type of boyfriend that is also your best friend. Never judges you, no matter what you do because he will match your freak and do the same thing as you.

You play horror games together but you are mostly joking around while playing. If one of you gets scared you just throw the controller to other. You also play simulator games like cashier simulator etc and make fun of the npcs👻

You two have a notebook where you write down the creative insults you came up with and rate them out of 10

Loves gossiping and listens everything you say. If he sees the people you two gossip about in public he will listen to their conversations so he can spill the tea to you at home

He thinks you're are pretty 24/7 but he thinks you are most attractive when youre barely awake, wearing sweatpants, a random shirt with holes and one of your socks missing

He wants to be around you all the time. He could be having a day off playing some games and you're invading his bed, hes hanging out with his friends and he texts you to come hang out with him because his friends are boring and doesnt get his humour like you do

Having a movie night is almost impossible, you mostly end up building pillow forts facing each other and having a pillow fight. He asks for the password if you try to get into his pillow fort😭

His love language is play fighting. He pulls wwe type of moves on you but hes careful enough to not hurt you. It happens most in the bed, pool or the beach so you dont get hurt by hitting the ground

He will come with you if you're scared to go to toilet at 3am and will hold your hand

Hes into you being jealous of him it makes him want to jump and roll in his bed

Have you seen his arms��� he flexes them all the time and randomly sends you photos of it. I think its his favorite part of his body.

Lets you slap his ass randomly he isnt like the others who complains about it😒 he slaps back tho

I feel like he was called the weird kid by his classmates in elementary school🤧💔

Hes busy being a bench warmer thats why he isnt around😔 ughh i hate him loser

[maochira]

the zantetsu and five love languages thingy is so cuuuute!!! could you do the same for ness, kaiser, grim and gesner, please?

Okay bear with me, this is gonna be VERY LONG

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Tags: gn!reader, established relationship, fluff, reader and the character don't live together

Alexis Ness

Words of affirmation: He's very big on this one. Always reminding you of how much he loves you and repeating the many reasons why he fell in love with you over and over. He also tells pretty much everyone he meets about his love for you as well. He never really shuts up about it either, unless someone makes him. (That someone is usually Kaiser who ends up getting jealous when Ness talks about you.)

Acts of service: Definitely his main love language. To Ness, it's just natural to help you out with even the smallest tasks. Even if you invite him to your place, he does things like cooking, cleaning, etc. And most of the time, he refuses to accept your help. He either tells you to take a nap to get some rest or he tells you to sit down somewhere near him so you can talk to him while he does what's supposed to be your task. If you ever try to do the same at his place, he won't allow it. He loves doing acts of service for you, but always feels bad if you try to do them for him.

Gift-giving and -receiving: Honestly, Ness isn't as much of a gift-giver as you'd expect him to be. Sure, for special occasions like holidays, birthdays and anniversaries he gets you special gifts but there's not much in between those times. He prefers letting his actions and words speak for his love! But if you give him a present, he won't stop thanking you for it for at least two weeks. He always inserts "Thank you for giving me (present)" into random conversations.

Quality time: If he could, Ness would spend every single second of his life with you. He loves being around you and will never get tired of it, no matter if he's just sitting next to you while watching cute animal videos on your phone or talking to each other while he cleans your dishes. If you're simply in the same room together, that's all he could ask for.

Physical touch: Ness himself isn't that touchy and actually tends to get a bit shy with initiating physical touch. He still loves it a lot, though! You just have to be the one to pull him in for hugs and kisses because he gets flustered from only asking if it's okay to hold your hand.

Michael Kaiser

Words of affirmation: At the beginning of the relationship, he didn't say "I love you" that much. It definitely took him a while to get comfortable with giving verbal affection. It wasn't because he was shy or nervous about it, but just because he wasn't used to verbally expressing his love to someone who isn't himself. As soon as he got used to it he realized how good it feels to express his love and admiration for you in words. He also compliments you a lot and tells you how great you are over and over! The only issue is, he likes to talk other people down when he compliments you. For example, if you do better at something than someone else he knows, he will specifically point that out, even if that person is around.

Acts of service: He doesn't mind helping you out with whatever you need help with, but he usually doesn't initiate acts of service on his own. Well, that's what he thinks at least. When it comes to bigger things like cleaning up or needing something to be repaired, you definitely need to ask him for help. But subconsciously, Kaiser does little acts of service like making your favourite coffee/tea/any other beverage if he wakes up first in the morning and also opens doors for you all the time. But Kaiser doesn't consider those things "acts of service."

Gift-giving and -receiving: Kaiser is a massive gift-giver and it's probably his main love language. He absolutely loves to spoil you with anything you want and whenever you go shopping with him, you don't even need to take your wallet along because Kaiser insists on paying literally anything. You need new shoes? You saw a cute plushie? You're hungry and want food? Kaiser pays all of it. And besides that, he surprises you with random presents all the time. He's horrible at accepting any gifts from you, though. He loves them and appreciates everything you give to him very much, but he can't accept a present without giving you back the double amount of it the next day.

Quality time: You're the only person Kaiser can stand being around for a longer span of time without getting completely irritated at some point. Well, Ness might be an exception to some degree as well, but for him, there are other reasons. Anyways. Kaiser didn't expect himself to genuinely need you around as much as he does. He thought he can be just fine with how much time you already spent together, but almost every day he finds himself craving to be with you again, even if you already saw each other the day prior. Most of the time, he gives in to that and goes to wherever you are - even if you're busy with something - just to be around you.

Physical touch: If gift-giving isn't his main love language, then it's physical touch. Even before he was used to giving you verbal affection, he was very big on giving you as much physical affection as possible. Not only does he love holding your hand in public and cuddling you until you fall asleep in his arms, but he's extremely obsessed with kissing you. Not only on your lips, but also anywhere else on your body. Whatever body part(s) you're insecure about, Kaiser will shower you with kisses there to show you that even if you're unhappy with yourself, he adores everything about you.

Benedict Grim

Words of affirmation: His main love language by far. Even before you started dating he always expressed everything he loves about you very openly and he's always showered you with tons of compliments as well. So when you became a couple, that amount doubled or even tripled. He can't even say "I love you" without adding a reason why he loves you or a compliment. And that also drifts into complimenting you more and more all the time. The most surprising part is that he always seems to find new things to say or new ways to express his thoughts because somehow, he rarely repeats himself.

Acts of service: He'd do literally anything you ask him to. But only if you ask him to. He totally doesn't mind helping you out, but he can't initiate acts of service on his own that often. He needs to know, usually in detail, what you'd like him to do. And it's the same the other way around! If he needs your help with anything, he simply asks you. You just don't want each other to feel as if you'd expect the other to know what to do without saying anything to them first.

Gift-giving and -receiving: He doesn't give you presents that often, but when he does it's mainly to see your reactions because he adores seeing you happy so much! Also, he puts a lot of thought into what he gives you. You'd be happy about anything and he knows that, but that's exactly why he's putting so much thought into presents for you. He doesn't only want you to be happy, he wants you to be amazed and feel extra loved when you see how much thought he put into it. Whenever he receives a present for you, no matter how small or big it is, he acts very overdramatic over them - in a positive way, of course. He always thanks you with lots of hugs and kisses!

Quality time: Whenever you spend time together, no matter what you're doing, Grim always makes sure there will be no distractions at all. Most of the time, he turns his phone off completely so there won't be any distractions and he can put his full attention on having a great time with you. He always says if he's with you, the rest of the world needs to wait.

Physical touch: He always has moments or phases when he gets really physically close, but most of the time he isn't really that touchy. He kisses you a lot and he's also very big on hugs as a greeting and goodbye, but besides that, he doesn't initiate physical affection that often. He doesn't mind if you do it, though!

Erik Gesner

Words of affirmation: Probably his main love language, but let's just say... Gesner has his own way of showing verbal affection. He doesn't say "I love you" often and he rarely says direct compliments. He expresses his love for you by giving you silly nicknames, making jokes and teasing you instead. It's always obvious that he does it in the most loving way possible and even if some things can sound insulting, it's his way of expressing love with words. Besides, you know he'd never seriously be mean and you get to insult him back anyways. But especially because he's typically not the type of guy to say "I love you" he makes sure to say it in moments he sees as most special.

Acts of service: He does acts of service all the time, but never consciously. Whenever he's at your place, he just spots something that's broken and fixes it on the side while talking to you. He doesn't realize he's doing it and you don't tell him either because it's kind of funny to see how he's picking up something, fixes it and puts it back in its place. Also, if he sees items that aren't in their usual place, he puts them where they belong. He never pays attention to the fact that he's doing it and you never really notice him doing that either. Just as soon as he's gone you see how your place looks a little less messy.

Gift-giving and -receiving: It's not his main love language, but he gives you little presents at least once a week. It's always something small and usually silly looking as well. Just tiny things that reminded him of you like "Here's a little keychain of a chicken because we walked past a farm last week." Stuff like that. And even if it isn't romantic in the usual way, you adore your little collection of silly things a lot. When it comes to receiving gifts from you, Gesner is horrible at saying "thank you." He tries to say anything else, like a little joke, to show you he appreciates your gift. But for you, that's totally okay because you know he adores whatever you give him, even if he can't verbally express it.

Quality time: He could have you around 24/7 and never get tired of you. He just wants to be with you all the time because he's never met someone who understands him so well and shares the same humour as him. Really, any time spent with Gesner is quality time because he manages to make even the smallest things fun and entertaining. Especially if he thinks something is boring, he tries to spice it up in some way so at least you don't get bored.

Physical touch: He doesn't realize it, but he's super touchy. When you're not holding hands he either wraps his arm around your shoulder or your waist. When you're sitting next to each other he also often lifts you up out of nowhere and places you on his lap. He likes to sit on your lap as well from time to time. He really doesn't have a preference, but lifting you up is just easier and quicker for him.

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[milaisreading]

Crossdresser!Yn AU:

Gesner: Nobody told me Yn was into poetry

Ness: He is? You guys never told us that *looks at Isagi and Yukimiya*

Isagi: First of all, why would we tell you stuff like that? And 2nd of all, he isn't.

Yukimiya: Yeah, where did you get that idea from?

Gesner: He just told me the most poetic thing because I bought him a snack.

Kaiser: Hold up! What? What did he say?

Gesner: That the radiance of my soul warms his.

Isagi: He never said stuff like that to me...

Yukimiya: Me neither....

Ness: Snacks? That's all it takes for him to like someone? Why didn't I think of that...

Kaiser: Whatever, I can buy him food higher in quality, anyway. Where is he?

Gesner: Grim needed him. What are you two even planing?

Kaiser: Nothing

Isagi: Absolutely nothing

Yukimiya: Why do you ask?

Ness: Sleep with one eye open

Gesner:...

[mcdonaldsnumberone]

(RPM) MAX AND ZERO.

WELCOME TO SIN CITY. WELCOME TO THE WILD AND FREE. WELCOME TO THE RACES.

“[He] drives mainly on intuition… They could never grasp how he was faster there. That’s because what makes [him] so good is mainly unconscious.” -Scott Mitchell

DROPPING OCTOBER 29TH 2022.

INTRODUCTION!

Why else would you be swinging a leg over a fence to enter an abandoned factory? They said that once you had a taste of street racing, you could never look back. But what if you were willingly entering the maw of the beast, instead of being dragged back by the high?

STREET RACER! KAISER

You spluttered, “Wh-What are you-”

“-Shhhh,” Kaiser interrupted. Tilting his prideful head back to make sure everyone’s attention was fixed on the two of you, he glanced back at you. The smirk on his pink lips never left his face, and his voice came in almost sweet, dulcet tones. “These guys like it when I put on a show. I’m an emperor of my people, you see. I’m surprised you even managed to step foot into my kingdom when it’s obvious you know nothing.”

PIT TEAM! NESS

The most dangerous man is not someone who boasts of his pride or his feats, but rather, the one who knows when to listen and to keep his mouth shut. Ness is the perfect epitome of that poison, and he is the singular reason you keep finding yourself glued to the racing streets night after night.

CORRUPT COP! GESNER

He finds you admirable, for lack of a better word, and while he’s more than aware of the fact that he’s dragging you away from where you need to be, you’re also the same as him in that you don’t mind letting him taint you with his sins.

GAMBLER SHARK! GRIM

The cycle starts and ends over and over, and you wonder if the hands that tore everything away from you mimic the same hands that did the same to him. And only then does it break your heart to think about pushing him away, the rough touches morphing into something that imitates the smooth, roundness of yearning humanity.

x

[maochira]

omg bbq with the german bois + dad sounds so fun and chaotic i wanna go so bad now ;-;;;

follow up with the dad!noa loving taking his kid cycling: noa takes bastard muenchen to cycling trip

i can imagine kaiser complaining about the heat and bugs or how bumpy it gets 😭😭 (ness following kaiser’s bike quietly from behind and never overtakes him 😭)

Omg I love this idea 😭😭😭

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Tags: gn!Noa's kid!reader, reader is around elementary school age

-Kaiser keeps complaining over and over about how bumpy the street is but as soon as anyone else tries to complain either about him or anything else, Ness makes them shut up (unless it's you)

-every time Gesner speaks everyone's watching him with a "don't you dare say something wrong now"-look in their eyes because they're just dreading the moment when he accidentally teaches you a new curse word (Noa very much isn't a fan of that)

-you have to stay next to Noa the entire time so he can make sure everything's okay and just in case you fall over or anything like that, he can be the first to react

-basically everyone on the team adores you, except for Kaiser. He's kind of conflicted regarding his feelings about you, but because you're Noa's kid he doesn't say anything negative about you

-every time you take little breaks, the team shares their food with you! You're not even eating the stuff four father packed, you're only eating what the others give to you

-everyone is having the time of their life asking you stuff about elementary school. What kind of stuff are you learning? What kind of games do you and your friends playing during breaks? What children songs do you learn in music class?

-at some point you start singing some songs they remember from their childhood together. Ness has to convince Kaiser a little to join, tho

-you just decide all of them (including Kaiser) are your brothers now. No one gets to refuse that. They're your brothers now, no matter if they want or not (and Kaiser certainly doesn't want that)

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[maochira]

hi!!! I don't know if the requests are open now, but if they are, could you do a script of how kaiser and ness (and maybe grim and gesner) propose to the reader?? thanks in advance!!!💜💜💜

I can do all four! I wrote this with Kunigami, Chigiri, Aryu and Barou a while ago btw! Oh also, my requests are always open :]

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Tags: gn!reader, established relationship, fluff

Kaiser wanted to make sure the proposal would be an absolute surprise. He spent three months planning the entire thing behind your back. He wanted to do all of it by himself, but for some parts, he needed the help of a few close friends and advice from his parents. Speaking of parents, even if he didn't need to, he still asked your parents if they were okay with him proposing to you. Although, he mainly did it to keep up with the perfect impression he always gives off to your parents. But there was also a little part of him that was slightly insecure. Nothing he'd ever admit, though. And for full three months, he planned the proposal behind your back. Out of nowhere on a random day, Kaiser tells you to wear something nice and that he's going to take you out on a special date. It's something he does fairly often, so no big surprise at first. And even when he takes you to the park where you had your first date, you don't think much of it at all. As the moment approaches, Kaiser doesn't seem to get nervous either. And when he does get on his knee and pulls out the ring, you're in tears immediately because he picked out the perfect ring that you only ever dreamed of. So of course, you're saying "Yes I do!" before he even gets to ask the question. But at the same time, you're wondering how he managed to keep his mouth shut for this long and how you didn't find out even a little detail by accident.

This actually isn't going to be Ness' first proposal, it's going to be his second. The first time he proposed, you said no. But to be fair, it was only a few months into the relationship when you were barely out of the honeymoon phase and just getting used to how the relationship worked properly. Back then, Ness was already so sure that you were the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with, so he proposed when he got the chance. He did have a ring back then, and even though you said no he still wanted you to keep it. It's still a cute little reminder of how much Ness has loved you since the beginning. And even throughout the next few years of the relationship, Ness often had to suppress the urge to propose again at random moments. But you were the one who told him to wait a few more years, so he respected that. But after around three years, Ness started feeling like he's waited long enough and started planning the proposal. What he didn't know was that around the same time, you started planning one as well. You got worried Ness would be too afraid to propose a second time, so you thought you should take matters into your own hands. Ness actually was about to pull the ring out multiple times on random dates, but something always held him back because it never felt like the perfect moment. But then, on a late-night walk because neither of you could fall asleep for some reason, you randomly stop walking to get down on your knee. Ness notices you've stopped walking and a part of him can sense what you're doing. Before he turns around he pulls out the ring that he's been carrying with him for weeks. When he turns around to face you, you've been on your knee for a few seconds and both of you ask the question at the same time. Of course, both of you say yes without hesitation.

Grim has always been very dramatic and is a bit predictable because of that. He always gets more dramatic if he's stressed, nervous, or if something special is coming up. And recently, he's been acting overly dramatic all the time. Well, overly dramatic of you take his already highly dramatic personality into consideration. Grim actually planned to surprise you on your next monthly anniversary, but he couldn't hold it in anymore. It's not a special day at all and there's nothing special happening today either, so even if you have noticed him getting more dramatic recently, a proposal isn't anything you're predicting for today. You're actually just expecting him to have bought you another present that he can't wait to give you. But instead, your boyfriend tells you to get ready for a date out of nowhere. You actually just woke up from a nap when he told you that, but you'd never say no to a surprise date. He's trying to wait until you're on your date, but Grim just can't keep it to himself anymore. So while your mind is still a little fuzzy from sleeping and you're getting ready for the date, Grim proposes out of nowhere. It's a bit unusual for him to do it in such a random moment, but you're fully awake immediately and obviously, you say yes when he asks if you want to be his forever.

Gesner has never been great at keeping secrets. He has to tell you everything to the point where he tells you almost all of his thoughts. Sometimes he does tell you a little too much, but that's beside the point. Surprisingly, when he started to plan the proposal, he was able to keep it to himself the entire time. A few details did slip out, but it was never enough to let you know he was planning a proposal. And to be honest, Gesner isn't the most romantic boyfriend either. Most romantic aspects of the relationship come from your side, but for this special moment, he wanted to put in as much effort as he could. Your yearly anniversary was coming up so you were about to start planning how you'd spend the day with your boyfriend, but as soon as you mentioned a single idea he told you he wants to plan everything this time. That already gave you a slight suspicion that he might want to propose, but you didn't ask about it any further and let him plan the day. And Gesner went all out with his plans: He filled the day with all of your favourite activities that you love to do together and ends the day by going to your favourite restaurant. There were many moments throughout the day when he was about to propose, but kept himself away from it because that's what he wants to end the night with. So when you return home and walk back to the house, Gesner acts as if he dropped something and gets down to pick it up. But the moment you turn around to check on him, you see him with a ring in his hand instead, asking if you want to marry him. You quickly respond with "yes" but you're also surprised by how he was able to hide this from you.

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[maochira]

Can you write something for Alexis :D? Only if you want to ofc! I know writing can be difficult but if you do I have a prompt: gn!sibling! Reader meeting the rest of bastard munchen (is that how you spell it????) for the very first time, only if you want to tho :)

Sure I can do that! Also, it's spelled Bastard München! If you don't have the ü on your keyboard, it's Bastard Muenchen :] (ü can be spelled as ue)

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Tags: gn!younger sibling!reader, reader is a child, for the sillies, I write the Bastard München side characters based on my headcanons

-Ness has vaguely mentioned he has a younger sibling a few times, but for some reason everyone thought he has a sibling around his age

-today he has to babysit you because both of your parents are busy with work, but Ness doesn't want to miss soccer practice so he's taking you along

-there's always a 50:50 chance if you're going to be very shy around new people or if you're going to be very hyper

-you woke up from your afternoon nap only shortly before leaving, so you're energized and Ness can already guess you're going to be very hyper when meeting his teammates

-the first one you meet is Kaiser. You stare at him for a few seconds before suddenly hugging his leg. Kaiser doesn't like that at all and tries to push you off

-Kaiser is confused and irritated. Confused because he expected you to be a lot older and irritated because he already thinks you're annoying

-but just like your brother, you love Kaiser and don't want to leave his side

-well, until some of the other teammates arrive

-most of them ignore you for now, but you immediately catch Grim's attention and he starts a little conversation about your favourite cartoons with you

-then Gesner joins and he has to hold back from saying curse words the entire time. With most other kids he probably wouldn't care but you're Ness little sibling and he couldn't live with Ness constantly reminding him of how he taught you how to say "cock and ball torture" or something like that

-Igor just got away from home where his annoying little brother was and now he has to deal with another kid being around him. But then he figures you're not as annoying as his brother so that's okay. He still doesn't talk to you, though

-Bachman doesn't talk to you, but he silently watches you every now and then. He thinks you're cute!! Just very surprised to find out Ness has a sibling this young

-Birkenstock tries to ignore you, but out of nowhere you start following him around and he's just very confused why

-then Kaiser gets your attention again and suddenly you're following him like a little duck followes its mother

-Kaiser tries to get you away, but Ness encourages you to stay close to him because he thinks it's adorable

-at some point your brother's other teammates get your attention again. Ali, Mensah, Theo and Ndiaye start playing a little game of soccer with you!! Ness watches very happily

-you keep asking Kaiser to play with you as well, and at first he doesn't want to. But you're slowly growing onto his heart so after second thought he says yes and plays as well

-after this day, you keep asking Ness over and over to take you along again. He can't take you along every time, but he does it whenever possible!

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[maochira]

Hi hi hi! I looove your writing! And I’d love to request for platonic!male reader who’s new to the Bastard Munchen team with Ness and Kaiser?

Thank you! I ended up writing about some other BM characters as well :] also, if you don't have ü on your keyboard, it's spelt Bastard Muenchen! (ü can be spelt as ue)

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Tags: male!reader, reader is new in Bastard München, this is like a year before Blue Lock, Kaiser doesn't have a that big ego (yet) so he's not an ass here, Gesner makes one dick jokes (nobody is surprised)

It's been weeks since you received a letter from Bastard München, and you immediately agreed to join that club - it's been your dream for years, after all. But now that the day of your first practice with your new team is coming closer, your anxiety about it has been rising as well.

You're used to being the best player on your previous team, but you're well aware of how you're skill will only be seen as average among your new teammates.

And knowing the Michael Kaiser will be one of those teammates doesn't help your anxiety at all.

But surprisingly, the moment you enter the practice field, all of your anxiety is gone and has been replaced by confidence. You don't exactly know why, but it's nothing to complain about.

The coach isn't there yet, so you're just cluelessly standing around. A few of your teammates are on the field already, but none of them are paying attention to you so far. They probably noticed you already but don't know how to approach you, or simply don't want to.

Well, until two other teammates enter the field.

"No one told me we have a new one!" One of them yells excitedly while running up to you. The other teammate follows him, but he seems rather worried about how this interaction will go.

You know almost everything about Bastard München, so their names are no mystery to you. These are Erik Gesner and Benedict Grim.

"Hey, new one", Gesner reaches his hand out for you to shake. "What's your name?"

"(Y/N)", you answer during a somewhat awkward handshake. The only thing that makes it awkward is that Gesner is continuing it way longer than a handshake regularly is.

"Wow, nobody told us we're getting a new teammate", Gesner finally lets go of the handshake, "I'm Erik, and that's BeneDICKt", he points at Grim, who's only been observing the situation until now.

While Gesner laughs at his pun, Grim lets out a little sigh before turning to you. "I'm Benedict, but you can call me Ben." Then, he turns to Gesner and says "Also, I already told you to not introduce me like this anymore!"

"I don't care. It's funny. He probably thinks it's funny as well", Gesner says while first pointing at you, then he looks at you again, "You also think it's funny, right?"

"I guess...?" Is all you manage to answer before the rest of your teammates and the coach enter the field.

Your coach briefly introduces you to everyone, and then practice starts. It's a lot more difficult and exhausting than what you're used to from your previous team, but you're enjoying every second of it. After being the best for so long and slowly getting bored, now there are new challenges coming towards you.

But throughout the entire practice, you can't help but feel like none of your new teammates is actually interested in you being there. None of them talk to you and they don't pay much attention to you either. Well, except for Gesner and Grim.

It's only at the end of practice when two other of your teammates finally approach you.

"Hey there", Kaiser's voice immediately startles you. Out of everyone, he's the last person you would have expected to talk to you. And as always, he's accompanied by Ness.

You don't manage to get a word out, so Ness continues the conversation. "Welcome to the team! Your name was (Y/N), right?"

You're about to open your mouth to respond, but then Ness pulls you into a short but tight hug.

"I've got to admit, you did very well during practice", Kaiser continues speaking, "You seem to fit into the team, skill-wise. What's your position again?"

It takes a short moment for you to gather the right words to respond. "I'm usually a midfielder, but I've also played as a forward on my previous team."

"Great, that means we'll work together on the field!" Kaiser smiles and starts walking towards the locker room, so you and Ness walk along with them.

While walking, you continue your little conversation about positions on the field, which helps you get more confident around Kaiser and Ness. Just as soon as you enter the locker room, that conversation gets interrupted.

"Guys!" Gesner says excitedly and walks up to you, Kaiser and Ness. Kaiser's expression immediately changed to a less happy one.

"We're having another team hangout at the restaurant of Ali's parents later, are you coming as well?" Gesner continues and gestures over at Ali, who's currently packing up the rest of his stuff.

After Ness and Kaiser (slightly reluctantly) agree, you accept the invitation as well. After all, it sounds like a good way of getting to know your new teammates. Since most of them didn't seem interested in you during practice, you figured maybe it'll be different in a different setting.

And you were absolutely right about that. Hanging out with the team in the restaurant feels almost as if they're an entirely different group. It's much easier to talk to them and they show genuine interest in who you are. Although, a few of them (Igor, Bachman and Birkenstock) aren't participating in the conversations much. Sometimes they even seem annoyed, but only when Gesner makes another cock and balls joke. That's also something you're going to have to get used to.

But this was only your first day with the team, and you already feel very comfortable being with them. Joining Bastard München was the right choice.

[maochira]

nee fic request idea 🔊🔊🔊‼️‼️‼️‼️

noa catching reader and genser eating cock pasta with carbonara sauce at 3am in silence

u know why carbonara sause? cuz its white.

what else is white? oreo filling 😎😎🤙

BRO😭😭 I assume this is a joke/not a serious request because my requests are closed atm BUT JOKES ON YOU... anyways putting this into the NEL assistant series

Tags: gn!NEL assistant!reader, cock pasta

It's just an average Friday night. Noa woke up around 3am and now he's going to the kitchen to refill his water bottle. But when he steps into the kitchen and turns on the light he's met with the sight of you and Gesner sitting on the floor, eating cock pasta with carbonara sauce. Yes, you were eating in the dark. For a moment, Noa debates with himself if he should say something but he decides not to. Instead, he refills his bottle and walks back to the door. Just when he's about to turn off the lights again, Gesner asks: "You want some as well?" And as if it triggered his fight or flight response, Noa runs away at full speed only a second later.

[maochira]

gn!reader

Erik Gesner adds random words to his daily vocabulary all the time. And he never gives you context about what the words mean or where they come from. Occasionally you do find the origin by coincidence but most of the time you remain clueless.

Gesner also loves to translate German phrases to English and vise versa. But he translates them literally word for word so usually the meanings don't make sense or the sentence construction is off.

Gesner's favourite way of messing with you is to randomly stop in the middle of a sentence and watch how confused you are. You know he won't continue talking so you're gonna have to figure out what he means from the context. And as well as you know Gesner, figuring out what's going on in his head is always a challenge.

[maochira]

the reader gives makeovers to Gesner, Grim, Sachs and Birkenstock🛐🛐🛐

Hehehe <3

Tags: gn!reader, can be seen as platonic or romantic

Gesner

-you had to convince him to let you to it, not because he didn't want you to but he likes playing "hard to convince" to mess with you (he does that all the time)

-but once you start putting makeup on him, he realizes he hates the feeling of it and just wants to get it off as soon as possible

-but whatever clothes you give him, he will like them. You could give him a dress and he'd love it (he would even keep it and wear it again)

Grim

-he was actually the one who asked you to do this because he got curious about what exactly you'd do

-also, he will give you a makeover as well. You have no choice. He will do it. (You would never say no to him anyways)

-you end up doing matching looks on each other!! And while you're spilling the tea on whatever drama you know is currently going

Theo

-he isn't exactly against the idea of a makeover but he's not thrilled by the idea either

-he is slightly uncomfortable the entire time, especially because he doesn't like the feeling of makeup on his face. But he pretends to be fine so you won't be upset

-he also doesn't know how to feel about the clothes you gave him, but you're having fun and that's all that matters to him

Birkenstock

-he didn't want this but you begged long enough until he had no other choice than to give in

-he only allows you to do a little bit of makeup and you can only take clothes from his closet, which limits your creativity a lot. But at least he lets you give him a makeover

-when you're done, you can't really tell if he likes it but he doesn't really seem as if he dislikes it either. He seems a little conflicted about seeing himself with makeup

[maochira]

finally I see someone write about grim and erik! Alright! Can we put both of them in crush headcanon?????

Of course!! Idk how much I can write about them BUT I'm happy to give them some attention!!

Requests open! - masterlist

Tags: gn!reader x Benedict Grim/Erik Gesner, fluff

Grim's crush on you is incredibly obvious - and he doesn't care about it. He compliments you a lot and doesn't mind if he gets teased about it by his friends and teammates. His love for you is nothing he wants to be ashamed of or hide away! He's extremely dramatic about it as well. He makes a huge deal out of every single moment you show even a tiny bit of affection towards him. You'd expect it to be embarrassing or cringy, but somehow the way he does it is cute and charming - definitely makes you fall back for him.

Gesner thinks you know about his feelings for you, but you really don't. He's not obvious at all, even when he's under the impression that he's "giving you hints" all the time. He's a little too stubborn to be the one to ask you out, so he's waiting until you're falling back for him. He doesn't tell others about his crush on you either, so really he's the only one who knows about it. The only thing that makes it somewhat noticeable is that he's a little bit softer around you. That's just not enough to let you know how he truly feels about you.

[maochira]

hello!!! how are you doing??? i absolutely admire your headcanons on character, it is what makes me happy at random moments!!! tell me if you can write (romantic) headcanons for benedict grim and/or erik gesner??

Thank you so much! I'm doing fine!! I love Grim and Gesner a lot btw 😭😭 I don't have many headcanons on them, but here are a few!!

Requests open! - masterlist

Tags: gn!reader, established relationship

Benedict Grim

-everything is dramatic and extra ALL THE TIME

-the way he asked you out was very extra. He just confessed his feelings and asked you to go on a date with him but he got on his knees and treated it as if he was proposing to you

-if he didn't have your heart before that, he certainly got you to fall for him in that moment

-he writes lots of love poems for you and reads them to you all the time!! He also writes them by hand in a little notebook and promises as soon as it's full, he'll let you keep it

Erik Gesner

-if anyone asks about you, he starts talking about you with no end in sight. He could go on FOREVER about how amazing and cute you are!!

-he has kind of questionable random nicknames for you. He calls you things like "Ei" (egg) and "Brötchen" (bread roll), you don't know how he came up with them in the first place but even though the nicknames are weird, you prefer them over any cringy nicknames (cringy German nickname examples in this post)

-although, he has one genuinely cute nickname for you. But he would never let anyone but himself and you know about it because it's something he thinks is only for the two of you

[maochira]

I loved the grim headcanons and saw that gesner is his bestie!! ( obvi )

So what if they adopted a child aka the

" Ships as parents" post, i lowkey see it XD

Hopefully this makes sense and i managed to follow the rules properly 😅

Hope ur well and that i did better :))

Its national day in my country soooo..

Happy National Day and bye bye!!

It's nothing against the rules, so no worries! I'm answering this a few days later but I hope you had a nice National Day :]

Requests open! - ships as parents masterlist

gn!adopted child!reader

-Grim is super encouraging with any hobby you want to try out. No matter if it's soccer, any other sport, dancing, drawing, theatre, literally anything. He's your number one supporter and lets you try anything for as long as you want to! If you drop something after a week, that's okay. Then it just wasn't for you

-Gesner has an incredibly hard time not making inappropriate jokes around you. He's so used to saying whatever he wants but he knows Grim would get upset if you suddenly started saying curse words

-sometimes Gesner slips so you've learned the word "fuck", but Grim is trying everything in his power to teach you to not say that all the time

-all of their teammates are your uncles, no matter if they want to or not. They're your uncles. Uncle Kaiser, uncle Ness, uncle Birkenstock, etc.

-Grim is overly dramatic over all of your achievements, no matter how big or small they are. He makes a big deal out of EVERYTHING you do. It's because he adores you so much and he's proud of everything you do!

-Gesner's main love language towards you is ruffling your hair. He does it all the time. Grim isn't a big fan of it, though. He doesn't like it when your hair gets messy, especially when he's spent a long time doing a cute hairstyle on you

-Gesner shouldn't be allowed to pick your clothes on any day because he chooses the most horrid colour combinations possible. Also, he always manages to dress you for the wrong weather

-Grim tries to choose your outfits on most days but sometimes he's too tired or busy in the mornings so Gesner has to do it. Grim always ends up in shock when he sees the awful outfit Gesner picked out for you

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[maochira]

demon!Erik Gesner × reader please🙏🙏🙏

YEAAAH

Requests open! - event list

Tags: gn!reader x demon!Erik Gesner

First meeting

Going into this, you already had no idea what to expect. Summoning a demon was a spontaneous decision at 3am, so what can go wrong? Apparently, a lot. Your room is way too crowded with all sorts of stuff, so even before Gesner gets to introduce himself, he knocks over three things and knocks over even more while he's picking them up. In the process, he mumbles curse words you've never heard under his breath. "Uhm... hi...?" Gesner immediately raises his head when he hears you speak. "Ah sorry," He says before holding his hand out to you. "I'm Erik Gesner. What's your name?"

General headcanons

-Gesner's horns and tail are pretty normal-sized, but his wings are a lot smaller than other demons'. Also, he literally doesn't know how to fold them so he's walking around with open wings all the time. Sometimes, like at your first meeting, that results in him knocking over a few things

-it takes a lot of time for you to get used to the way he talks. All the cursing and vulgar word choices were a little uncomfortable for you in the beginning, but after a while, you started picking up some of his most used words as well

-living together with Gesner is one of the most chaotic things you've ever experienced. There's always something new going on and you barely get to catch a break. But it's a nice contrast compared to your lonely life before

How you fell in love with each other

Falling for Gesner was one of the last things you would have expected from yourself. But well, there you are, seemingly hopelessly in love with him. To you, Gesner just doesn't seem, like the type of person to get into a romantic relationship. That's why you immediately started pushing your feelings for him away. But what you weren't aware of was how Gesner was secretly developing the same feelings for you. His confession caught you off guard, but you couldn't be happier.

[maochira]

Masterlist: Erik Gesner

Full masterlist

Boyfriend!Gesner (headcanons)

Gesner has a crush on you (headcanons)

Gesner proposes to you (drabble)

Gesner and the five love languages (headcanons)

General headcanons

Taking Gesner to the Barbie movie (headcanons)

Gesner and Grim as your parents (headcanons)

Demon!Gesner x reader (writing event)

Gesner comments on Kaiser's posts (headcanon)

Being caught by Noa eating pasta at night with Gesner (drabble)

You give Gesner a makeover (headcanons)

Würdest du? (crackfic drabble)

Gesner's personal vocabulary (headcanons)