#it is*

[sillysweetslime]

daisy's firm no this morning to anything is truly inspiring.

[discoddity]

learning a language is fun bc i just had to ask my teacher “is pizza feminine?” which is a sentence i never thought i’d say

[kamkazoo]

what if you put those colourblind glasses on a snake?

[re-toooons]

Just wait a little, just a little more 😞

The Mexican in me awoke and I’ve been hearing a Jose Jose all day long as if this was the most traumatic breakup I’ll even experience

[lewis-fosdork]

Dear Tumblr,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is cool,

but,

can you please show me fanart of DooM and Half-Life,

things I'm actively obsessed with,

sincerely,

John Anthony Hartwell, AKA, "LEWIS!"

[awakefor48hours]

Character: I’m a white supremacist. I hate people who don’t conform to my idea of what a human is supposed to look like, which means I don’t think you deserve to love if you’re not white and don’t have Euro-centric features. I also believe you have to follow a strict code of rules that are based on bad science that’s been disproven hundreds of times.

White queers: he’s so gay it’s making him look stupid.

[thursdaynights]

Taking full joy in ruining one of the bigger plot points in wicked part 2 for the magas on instagram because we all know that those idiots aren’t going to live theater.

Some lady took the wrong message from part 1 and said of all takes: “wicked witch is walking away with Glinda’s man while Glinda is standing in front of Dorothy, the tin man, and the scarecrow at the end of part one and I had the immense pleasure to let her know immediately that 1. Wrong. 2. How funny how wrong you are because, you see, (huge spoiler that definitely soured her day and kneecapped her shit, shit take)

[smile-dance-breathe]

making my mom sing animal crackers in my soup to see if my misremembering lyrics is her fault

[seldom-equivocate]

Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! A world-class ballerina with knife-shoes and boxing gloves she can't take off VS a hulking and strong killer clown with an axe whose ankles are shackled unbreakably together.

You've got $5 to wager on who will win. Place your bet!

I'm going to bet $2.50 on the ballerina and $2.50 on the clown. That way I win money no matter who wins!

[teddybeartoji]

can't tell whether i want vi to pin me down or do i want to pin her down...............................

[eye-in-hand]

It's really hard not being able to see or talk to him much because life rn is just. Making things difficult. and some days are harder than others so I'm just going to cuddle with the dogs and think about him and cry lmfao

[hellfire--cult]

i don't care if you guys dont watch arcane

but for fuck sake THE GODDAMN SOUNDTRACK OF THIS SHIT YOU GUYS HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA.

[itsukia]

The cheaper oatmilk i bought is all gross and stinky

[aceywaceyy]

im gender fluid with billions of thoughts stuck in my head - of course i'm gonna worry about my friends like its my job!

[diazheartsbuckley]

I need someone to end my misery. I HATE THIS

[filthydarkersecrets]

Need someone to let me suck their dick.

Let me gag and drool all over it. Let me practice swallowing as far down my throat as I can.

And when your patience is gone, when it feels too good you can’t let me experiment to see what feels best for you anymore, grab handfuls of my hair and fuck my face.

Listen to the sounds I make for you, feel my throat convulse around your dick each time my nose presses against your stomach.

Hold my head all the way down when you’re about to cum. Feel my panic, watch me struggle while you throb and pulse in my mouth, and shoot your load inside my mouth.

Wipe up any cum that spilled with your fingers, and shove them in my mouth so not a drop goes to waste.