#it is fucking perfection
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I am once again asking WHEN WILL WE GET A CANDELA OBSCURA SOUNDTRACK SAM/MATTHEW/MARISHA?
#critical role#cr spoilers#candela obscura spoilers#candela spoilers#candela obscura music#gimmie gimmie gimmie#it is fucking perfection#like Annihilation fucked Westworld#this goth bitch needs to have this music on all the time at her house#for atmosphere
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
#eleanor shellstrop#you know i was thinking about how we hold female characters to such high standards#and severely criticize bitchy female characters while praising asshole male characters#and then i remembered eleanor and realized that she is the perfect example of how to write an asshole woman that the audience likes#the worse she is the more i'm drawn to her (and honestly same for tahani)#we need more cringe-fail women who nobody likes (for good reason)#the good place#female characters#writing women#girl failure#girl loser#she's so mean#i love her#my favorite#fucking asshole#iconic#the good place eleanor#tgp#tgp eleanor#kristen bell
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Shannon Elizabeth
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#mikayla demaiter#ponytail#pussy spotlight#magnificent rack#tight as fuck#sex goddess#daddys fuck doll#big juicy titts#ultimate sex machine#absolutely stunning#all flesh#tasty kitty#oh yes baby#triple a rating#perfect pussy lips
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On this day
A Savior was Born
#I’m very pleased with the results#there’s just one little detail I’d wanted to add that didn’t turn out but otherwise he’s perfect#expect the full tutorial in the next week I need to make sure I explain every fuck up along the way lmao#homestuck#karkat#Christmas#karkat Vantas
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Perfect for spänking!
source: maplemistyx
#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#big juicy butt#tight as fuck#sexy pose#beauttiful girls#sexy and beautiful#so hot and sexy#perfect breast#sexy chick#amazing body#sexy babygirl
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#mikayla demaiter#money shot#triple a rating#super spreader#pussy spotlight#magnificent rack#tight as fuck#sex goddess#ultimate sex machine#big juicy titts#all flesh#tasty kitty#daddys little fuck toy#oh fuck yes#absolutely stunning#perfection#daddys fuck doll
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a full SAGA of chaos choices at the diner in the centre of your mind
#so in summary:#coffee grounds; room temp vodka; the feeling of first having root beer; coffee and bacon; maple syrup; grenadine; and a calzone#they are all so insane and i love them for it#and also its such a perfect representation of a brain#bc like! yeah! that IS what my thoughts are bouncing between when i'm asked what i want for a meal! i am that fucking bonkers sometimes!!#dimension 20#dimension 20 mentopolis#mentopolis#mentopolis spoilers#d20#dnd#brennan lee mulligan#hunch curio#anastasia tension#conrad schintz#the fix#imedla pulse#dan fucks#alex song xia#hank green#danielle radford#freddy wong#siobhan thompson#mike trapp#d20 cast#long post#andis thought geyser
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