#it includes nick but he didnt know nicks real name at the time so he just wrote “my dad”

[madelynpryor]

taylor def has a death note filled with the names of every single one of cassandras exes

[slocumjoe]

First times*

*consensual *Curie and X6 not included, as I don't believe they've ever had sex

Cait; A girl in the combat zone. She occasionally fought for money, but most of her time there was up in the stands, sipping wine and staring haughtily. Her name was something to do with knives but she fought with a claw hammer. Cait's first time talking to her, she stared down her straight nose at her like a vulture. But she thought Cait was funny, with her broken nose and teeth and wild eyes. Cait thought she was pretty, like dolls you see on billboards. They ran off behind a building, Cait shoving her hands down the lady's pants so forcefully, she broke the zipper. She kept the broken zipper as a trophy of some kind. She still has it.

Danse; He never wanted to, not really. Cutler always had someone. Somehow, Cutler just knew whatever needed to be said to get a partner for the night, and he used that ability often. Danse didn't. People had propositioned him before, but quickly backed down the moment they realized what he was like. His brothers and sisters weren't so juvenile as to tease, but he could tell it was something to fix. Something expected of him. The next person to proposition him, he said yes to. Her name was Abigail, and she all but dragged him to her quarters. It didnt hurt, Danse just...didnt get it. She enjoyed herself, though, so he considers the issue dealt with. He liked when she snuggled up to him after, but examining that makes his stomach turn.

Deacon; A girl he went to school with. He was fifteen, she was seventeen, and he felt like a champ hooking up with an older woman. He still cringes when he remembers that. Her name was Sadie. She was kind of the town honeypot, with thick, fluffy black hair and pale grey eyes and a smile that could stop a Deathclaw in its tracks. Sadie laughed at a joke he made at a party, and he took that as an opening. One thing led to another, and another led to a broom closet.

Gage; He did a lot of bad shit as a kid for money. Shit he looks back on and it makes him feel sick. The first time he had sex, real sex, as an adult with another adult, the guy was a freak. Twister, he called himself, and he was a big fan of body modification. His tongue split down the middle, pronged. His ears were bigger than his chemed-out eyes. Twister wasn't a handsome fellow, but a young Porter thought he seemed fun. To his credit, Twister wasn't a bad guy, not in bed. He asked if Gage had done it before, what he liked, what he didn't. Made sure to make him comfy. Gage hated it. He didn't want to be comfy. He wanted fun.

Hancock; Oh, Caleb. Sweet, handsome Caleb, who had the eyes of a doe and the dick of a horse. Hancock was a young, broken man, looking to find some relief where he was told it was. And somehow, he lucked out, and met Caleb at a bar. His hair was red, and Hancock, being a shit, called him fire-crotch. And he smiled, his teeth crooked but endearing, and beamed, "at least my crotch burns for a good reason!" Johnny bought him a drink, and Caleb said only if they could share it. Of course he invited him to an alley. He doesn't know what happened to the guy, but damn, if that dick didn't do him good. He's glad his first time was with a decent person.

MacCready; They'd just left for Bigtown. He always thought she was cute, and funny, and smart, and nice, and he always liked how her nose wrinkled when she was annoyed. She always liked him, thought he was brave and noble and a knight in shining armor. They'd never kissed, or even held hands, but they found a little place in Bigtown together. They didn't discuss it beforehand, they just did. And the first night, MacCready went to sleep on the couch. But she took his hand, staring at the floor, her cheeks red, and pulled him to her room. It soon became their room.

Nick; a teenaged Nick Valentine's greatest achievement was shacking up with the star quarterback, some meathead named William Summey. Everyone called him Liam. He wasn't your typical jock. He didn't shove people into lockers, or harass anyone, but he gave the theater and art kids a rough time. Teased them. Thought it was dumb. Especially Nick. Called him gay once, and Nicky crossed his long legs, leaned back in his chair, and purred, "That's of interest to you, huh?" And ol' Liam shut up real quick, turned hot red while his buddies didn't know to beat the crap out of Nick, or give them some privacy. Liam sat by him on the bus, riding home. Nick was cornered, but God, did he feel powerful, then. Next day, Nick got in Liam's Corvega, and they went somewhere private. Last he heard of the guy, he moved to Vermont and opened a bed and breakfast with one of his 'friends' from his college football.

Piper; A trade caravan rolled into DC, one day. A merc stopped at the Dugout for a drink, same day Piper did. She was six feet tall, her long, blonde hair tied back in braids, held together with bone and metal. Her eyes were gaunt, dark, sharper than the axe on her back. And God, her arms, her legs, she was almost like a Super Mutant. Thick with muscle, you could see the tendons move like machinery beneath her skin. Piper took one look at her and froze, and she noticed the flushed reporter, laughed, and turned to Vadim to buy her a drink. Her name was Marta. She pulled Piper away to a booth in a corner, sat on the same side as her, pulled her in her lap. Poor Yefim, next time he came over, Piper paid for a room, and there was no mistaking why.

Preston; His first time was a threesome, and while he doesn't regret it, per say, he does think it was maybe overkill for his first time. It was one of his first assignments as a Minuteman. They just got back to a settlement after handling some raiders. One of the locals, he offered them dinner, happy to offer his food to the town's protectors. So, they had kind of a potluck. That guy had a kid, Isaiah, Preston's age. He was kind of grungy, thin in his long limbs but always smiling. His neighbor, Stacy, she was pale, and much more reserved, she barely met Preston's eye when he greeted her. Well, he stepped away from the party to get some air, get a moment to himself. They followed him. Isaiah stood in front of him, right in front. Stacy leaned against the barn wall right by him. Put her hand on his chest. While he blinked at that, Isaiah leaned in, boxed him in with a hand by his head on the wall. Preston wasn't a fool, he got the idea. He got a lot that night.

[thewhovianspirit]

bbc ghosts oc time!

template by @ghostssona

name: shivani (she doesn't tell anyone her last name, the other ghosts don't even know if she has one)

date of birth: december 13, 1312

date of death: january 18, 1351

age when they died: 38

cause of death: slash wounds to the chest

short biography: shivani was a well renowned plague doctor during the time of the black death, she was actually able to help a lot of her patients. her fatal decision was visiting a patient at the button house, the daughter in a family of four. she was bloodletting her in her bedroom when the son of the family, her patient's older brother, walked in. unfortunately for her, the boy didnt know of bloodletting and thought she was hurting his sister. she was pushed away from the bed and, while she was distracted, he grabbed her bloodletting fleam and cut her. deeply. four times in the chest. one nicked her heart. the daughter screamed and called for her parents, but shivani was dead on the floor before the adults even got in the room.

what do they look like? shivani has pale skin, amber eyes, and slicked-back almost-black green hair that goes down to her shoulders. her nose is crooked, and scars cover her face, including a four pointed one on the right side of her forehead. her lips are slashed, so even when she fully closes her mouth, the tops of a few of her teeth show. chunks are missing from her ears, and she has a mole near the bottom of the right side of her nose. she wears faded, dark doctor's robes with crosses on the collar and down the middle of the chest, and has a bright teal medallion clipped near the top of her collar. her plague doctor mask, head wrap and hat are regularly removed, she leaves them in one of the bedrooms. she also has a walking stick that she is sometimes able to interact with. four long slashes cut across her chest, the wounds that she died from.

are they in button house, or a different location? button house

(If they live at button house) what are their thoughts on the ghosts there?

pat: she thinks he's sweet, and thinks it's great that he decided to work with kids. she was actually present when he got shot in the neck with the arrow, and is the first ghost that he interacted with!

thomas: mixed feelings. his obsession with alison and habit to break into poetry weird her out a little, so she usually doesn't talk with him. thinks he should respect women more.

fanny: these two have lasting grudges against each other. the first time they met, they were near the lake. fanny scrunched her nose up at the sight of her and muttered something like "bog witch". shivani deadpanned, stepped in front of her, and pushed her right in the water.

the captain: she really likes his leadership, even if it can be a bit much at times. his voice soothes her, and sometimes she makes him talk to her until she falls asleep.

kitty: shivani found her seemingly unending energy exhausting at first, but she eventually realized that she just wanted a friend, and gets along quite nicely with her now. thinks she's a real big sweetheart.

robin: he fascinates her. she has trouble understanding him at times, but his stories are just what she needs when she wants time away from the others.

mary: the whole witch buisness associated with her freaks shivani out for a little, as a medical professional, but once she comes to terms with everything else, she's actually very grateful for her.

julian: shivani gets on surprisingly well with him. the first time they met, she was wandering around the house, he popped out of nowhere, and she smacked him upside the head with her walking stick. she showed him around the house and he tried to make a move on her, which led to her laughing but moving on. she thinks his dirty jokes are funny, and they joke flirt from time to time. the other ghosts think it's weird.

humphrey: always trying to help him find his head. she feels sorry for him.

the plague ghosts: they all get along quite well, honestly. because they're all plague victims, and she's a plague doctor, they love to hear her talk about her work. she believes that if she was there when they were alive, she could have helped them.

jemima (the little girl): reminds her of her last patient, which makes her feel bad and aggravates her a bit. tries to avoid her.

if they could be seen by a living human, what would their response be? "what in the world- are you alright?"

do they have any special ghost powers? shivani can appear in reflections! she has to have all of her plague doctor equipment on, or it won't work. the thing that's so scary about that is that no one can hear her. just see her. the eyes of her mask glow red and her wounds drip when she does it, and if someone who sees her looks away, she's not there. she can only be seen in reflections.

which of the friends would they insist they were? she has absolutely no idea what friends is.

other headcanons:

• although she and julian joke flirt at times, she knows how to shut him up when he starts getting too sleazy, and the feeling of her cane connecting with one part of his body or the other is something that's burned into his mind now.

• wonders if her last patient ended up living quite often, because the family moved out shortly after she was murdered.

• had a few paintings of herself done when she was alive, and asks alison to look them up quite a bit so she can reminisce. alison eventually ends up buying copies of them to keep in the house, and she cries.

• super into music! she gets confused by some of the newer stuff, but is happy to try anything out. she doesn't like country, though. she's established that. she's also a surprisngly good singer, and prefers opera and jazz while singing.

• alison got her into doctor who, and shivani always demands that she turn on the tv on specific nights so that she can "watch the alien with the blue box save the world again!"

• VERY confused about her sexuality. she has no label for it, all she knows is that some people are attractive to her, and others aren't.

• wishes she could touch things again. there's a faded stuffed animal in the room she sleeps in that looks beyond soft to her, but she can only imagine what it feels like.

• her body is contortionist levels of flexible. she likes to use it to scare unwanted guests in button house. it also really freaks out the other ghosts when she does it for the first time. now it's divided into some of them thinking it's cool and some of them feeling like they're gonna be sick.

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[momomoon]

Toshinori didnt know what to say when one morning Aizawa walked up to him, determination in his eyes. He holds out a black book for him. 

"I start a new one every year." Shouta explained. "Just read it, okay?"

"Um, sure, Aizawa-kun." Toshinori smiled and set in on his desk. 

He noticed Shouta watching him like a hawk all day. It was late afternoon when Toshinori returned to his desk and picked up the book. He turned it in his hands. The spine only held the school year in silver sharpie along with Shouta's name under it. He carefully held the book and  opened the cover as if he'd smudged the long dried ink. 

The first page was blank, so he turned to the next page and found a table.of contents of sorts. An entry had been made for nearly every single day. Upon closer inspection, the contents lacked weekends and holidays with the exception of special events. Toshinori had recognized the date of the camp and the school festival. He flipped to the next page. 'First day' was written first along what seemed to be a diary entry. Shouta's thin, neat script filled the page with perfect kanji.

Toshinori scanned the page, it detailed their first meeting and Shouta's thoughts about all his new students, specifically Young Midoriya in detail. Toshinori frowned at the first impression he'd made upon Shouta, though it wasnt like it was new information. He flipped the page to the second entry. More information about his students filled the page. 

He quietly read over every single entry. Looking into Shouta's mind as a teacher was so few and far between that it was a real treat to see what Shouta thought about his students, their progress, and how he taught them. He turned to a page listing the events of the USJ Incident. Toshinori paused, not sure he wanted to read over how much of a failure he'd been. 

He cut his losses and started. Words like gratitude, saved my life, thankful, great hero, and such caught his eye. Nearly the entire entry was about how effortlessly he'd lifted the students spirits, made them feel confident again, and saved them in the nick of time. An afterthought was added about having Toshinori demonstrate with them once more had Toshinori beaming. 

Toshinori had made his way back to the dorms and he was still reading. He soaked in every piece of advice, every comment, every criticism, every word whether it was aimed at him or the other students, or even Shouta reflecting on himself. There had been quite the entry criticizing himself about what had happened at the camp and getting Young Bakugo kidnapped. It'd been hard to read. He'd even reflected on his press conference right before the events of Kamino Ward and the subsequent meetings he'd attended with the board of education. 

Toshinori quickly realized he didn't like when Shouta criticized himself. It was almost always harsh and unforgiving. This was coming from a well versed teacher, he couldn't imagine what Shouta had thought about Toshonori's own teaching abilities. It was at that moment he realized that outside of their initial first meeting as teachers, Shouta had written nothing but praise and positive criticisms of him. Words like 'he's growing', 'his lesson was pretty good, but needed...', 'the students really look to him for help and advice', and 'invite him more often' filled his mind as he smiled. 

He was in the middle of the book now and with another page turn, realized things had changed. The pages were suddenly filled with text about his students, but he also included an extra page of his thoughts about Toshinori. Toshinori grinned at the memories and laughed at odd ones like the remedial and extra lessons Shouta could come up with while making Toshinori the villain. 

Toshinori finally came to the last entry in the book. It was quite long. He read over each delicate word with wide eyes. It was an entry about their talk the other night. Toshinori took in every single character making sure he read everything right. Shouta had written nearly three pages, all of it about his own feelings that he hadn't been able to express that night. The entry ended in the middle of the third page with the words. 'I think I'm in love with Yagi-San'. 

Toshinori's breath stuttered. Of all things he expected to read in the book it was never that. He read over the words again to make sure he'd read them right. Maybe he'd read the kanji wrong? No, the words didn't change. Toshinori flushed at the confession. He'd never received a love confession. Never in his entire life. Mutual likeness, dates, a few relationships on the longer end of things were all that he'd had. Love had never been an option for him. 

He remembered that night so vividly. He'd never seen Shouta so emotional about something. His face hadn't showed it, but his voice had trembled, his words cut deep, he'd stayed with him on that cold night. When he'd said he wanted to live, it'd felt like a confession of sorts to him. He hadn't gotten his hopes up. No one wanted a washed up retired hero, or an old man with a chronic, unseen illness. Especially someone so young like Shouta. He could do so much better than him. He clenched the book I'm his hands, but let it go. This had to be some mistake. 

A knock sounded at his door. He closed the book and set it on the bed. He slid on slippers and dragged his feet to the door. Once opened, he found Shouta standing there. An anxious expression filled his flushed face. 

"Um, I could hear you thinking from next door." He lifted a hand to push his hair out of his face. 

Toshinori opened his mouth to give him an out, but Shouta stopped him. He set his fingertips to Toshinori's chapped lips. Toshinori closed his mouth. 

"I want you. Only you. I'm serious." Shouta shot him a shy smile. 

The word adorable crossed Toshinori's mind. He nodded. Shouta smiled brighter and tiptoed in his own slippers to reach Toshinori, hands set on his chest for leverage. Toshinori leaned down, closing his eyes. Their lips met in a soft kiss, Toshinori's hand tangling in Shouta's hair as he set it on his cheek. The other hand wrapped around Shouta's waist to bring him closer. 

Shouta broke the kiss first. He pulled away, searching Toshinori's eyes. Toshinori leaned in once more, capturing Shouta soft lips in his once more. He pulled away with a content sigh. 

"I think I'm in love with you, too." He whispered against Shouta's lips, bringing their foreheads together. 

Shouta slid his arms across Toshinori's torso to clasp behind him in a tight hug. Shouta set his head on Toshinori's boney shoulder, enjoying Toshinori's still larger than life presence around him. 

[withallthingslove]

the handmaid’s tale s3ep5 thoughts

PUTTING THEM OUT A DAY EARLY BECAUSE IM SO EXCITED

man just when i think im done with this show it pulls me right back in lol (okay I wasn’t actually done I just was annoyed)

baby holly is so fucking cute

so fucking cute

but man was i annoyed at the beginning of the episode... I like(ish) luke in the way that i want him to be written better and just want to be able to root for him and his story. But I constantly get annoyed with how he is written. Because he was kept alive in the show when he wasn’t in the book it’s like the writers dont know how to include him sometimes so he feels shoehorned into june’s thoughts. I love the story line of him raising holly, but then to have the opening be june talking about how much she misses being held and called june as if nick who she loves didnt do that.... it reminded me of in season 2 when june hadnt thought of luke at all and didnt want to leave nick and then suddenly in episode 9 when luke was the main focus of the episode then june thinks of him. It feels like a cop out and the writers being like “oh time to remind viewers june loves luke because we forget about him until now”

and this isn’t anything against luke. i 100% believe june loves him with all her heart. no question. but it’s like the writers think we are dumb and can’t realize that june can still love luke and their memories while also loving nick in the present. So they waste a monologue of june’s voiceover reminding us that she was married

i told you bitches serena was gonna backslide

I fucking told you

jdfghreuijgrew

if anything this demonstrates that june is a selfless mother and serena is just fucking selfish. her one good deed of letting holly go is nothing compared to june as a mother. june fucking told her seeing holly would not do any good, and she of all people knows that considering HANNAH WAS TAKEN FROM HER. but serena is delusional and she thinks its her right to go see june’s kid and june’s husband while june is stuck in gilead

that phone call with luke.... MY HEART. luke fully expressing his emotion and june trying to keep her’s in.... the utter love they have for each other to this day. one plus of this season is luke finally getting emotional moments. it’s about time

i think lawrence felt really bad for june. he says he doesn’t like her but he clearly does a little bit. the way he silently offered a handkerchief and the way he looked at her after the call ended... you could see the wheels turning in his head like “this is fucked up and i cant really do anything to help her”

tuello looking fine as always

i told one of my friends the other day that while serena sucks and she doesnt deserve love i do want her to just fuck tuello. And I said that since serena is fertile and it’s fred that is sterile she should just go have a baby with him instead. And idk if its my bias to that possible story line or what but i feel like this episode kind of hinted at that? tuello again offered her a way out of gilead and i mean... they’re both hot people and they want this show dragging on for 7 more seasons so they gotta do something

after this encounter though i stan luke

the way he said “fuck you” to serena

the way he did not give her the satisfaction of playing into her delusion 

WE STAN AN ICON

when serena very angrily went “i protected your wife” and luke went “what did you say?” .... where was serena going with that?

because she literally held june down while she was raped including when she was pregnant.... that is not protecting her. has she somehow wiped s2ep10 from her memory??? 

the only two things I could think of was either serena arranging for nick and june to sleep together (lol as if they wouldnt have anyway) and then keeping holly’s parentage a secret, or her covering for holly’s escape and june’s reassignment. If anyone else has any ideas about what that line meant feel free to reply or hit up my ask box because I wasn’t sure how to interpret it. But I interpreted luke’s reaction as either “wait what did she need protecting from?” or “shut up you are the reason she is in danger”

luke was too good for letting serena hold holly and that scene was gross... serena is NOT her mom she’s just a delusional and selfish woman

watching her cry... im supposed to feel sorry for that bitch???? I dont

as soon as fred said “it doesnt have to be” i looked into an imaginary camera like here we fucking go

at first i thought the gift for luke from june was just going to be music to remind him of her but omg

omg 

omg

omg

I knew luke was going to find out that holly is nick’s child eventually based on cast interviews

but

fjrgfhrewfjkrhfkfdjrf

i have so many thoughts on that recorded message and kind of blacked out when i realized what she was going to say. and then she said even more than i thought she would

1. june is so fucking mature. your protagonist could never

2. seriously june articulates everything so well. obviously she is ashamed that she fell in love with someone else and has conflicting feelings about loving two people. and I think it’s so great that she acknowledged that

3. she encouraged luke to move on. that’s.... really big of her. i think june at this point has resigned herself to dying in gilead. But she also tells luke that she is not the same person anymore, and that she had to make a life for herself in gilead. Which is you read any of my posts/anon replies IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING FOR 2 YEARS. Luke and june obviously love each other SOOOO much. But i think luke has been a bit more daydreamy in his thinking of being reunited while june has always been a realist. that’s why she has survived in gilead for so long

4. SHE SAID NICHOLE’S REAL NAME IS HOLLY. THANK FUCKING YOU. now we can drop the bs of nichole lol

5. She said Holly was born out of love. LOVE. And told Luke Nick’s name. NICK AND JUNE ARE HOLLY’S PARENTS. AND THEY LOVE EACH OTHER. THE WRITERS SAID NICKxJUNE RIGHTS. I have been waiting for this admittance for 5 fucking episodes because we spent so much time on serena bullshit

6. She admitted the reason she stayed was to find Hannah and try and get her out and then told luke she loved him

7. Luke’s reaction... that had to be so hard for him to hear. But at the end of the day I think it’s better to know that than to keep thinking holly is the product of rape. And that’s why june wanted him to know. Holly’s history and her true parentage are important. And I think luke’s reaction was so human and heartbreaking, but the fact luke can take care of holly i think he can have it in his heart to accept what june is saying and not resent her

aight so june’s shopping partner.... not really sure what to make of that scene. She seemed to be in shock. And so much softer than we are used to seeing and I felt like that was a hint to her true personality. But who knows

fyi in case you guys forgot... the waterfords suck ESPECIALLY SERENA 

[cucksworth]

How do they’re relationships go? (Ocs)

archie: he doesnt really have a good relationship with his father, michael, and thats one reason he hates the NCR. he was in a relationship with a boy named castor prior to 2283, when he ended the relationship and caravaned to the commonwealth. lived on the strip with benny, benny being a sort of father figure for him, from the end of fnvs ending until he left the mojave

A5: protective of G4, sees him like as a big brother. sees B7 like a big brother as well. he was very nervous around lawrence. follows nick around like a lost puppy post-fo4

lawrence: treated G4 like a child or a pet. never formed any real bonds until he met house. the two become good friends and nothing more, but the friendship is nice.

brandon: josh is his grandfather, he looks up to him. didnt know his mother much, as she died when he was 3.

jamie: best friends with a girl named rose, who gave him the necklace. after her suicide, he didnt attempt to know anyone else very well. he was familiar with those in his gang, but really only ever formed another rose-like bond with a young ghoul named heather

josh: hated by his whole vault, including his father. didnt know his mother as she died during childbirth. eventually killed everyone in vault 13. married a woman named carmina and had twin daughters named toni and cece. carmina and cece were killed by raiders and toni died 3 years after brandon was born from pneumonia. had a tense friendship with ian and the two broke paths soon after fo1

G4: he hates lawrence for abandoning him, and dislikes B7 for doing the same. he lightens up post-fo4 after being rescued from the institute, but still harbors distrust for B7. sees A5 as a pest, but at the same time sees him like a brother

jonas: married to butch and gob, but has to leave gob in the capital wasteland when he goes to the commonwealth and keeps their relationship a secret. takes butch along to the commonwealth. hates elder maxson, and thinks someone else should be elder instead.

dan: had multiple girlfriends while living in shady sands, broke up with all of them eventually. one of them left because he was detained in jail for destruction of property. doesnt like getting too close to people. dislikes benny but begrudgingly tolerates him. marries boone post-fnv

caesar: married to nora caldewell. adopted his son shaun months prior to the great war. keeps to himself constantly and barely forms friendships. married hancock because despite everything, it seemed hancock was the only one he actually found he liked post-war. betrayed every other faction for his son so u do with that what u will

B7: had various relationships over the course of his life post-institute, but he eventually marries preston before the quincy massacre. hes not exactly friends with deacon, the two tolerate each other. cares about G4 and A5 and wants to keep them safe. good friendship with nick valentine

GAYBOY69: marries benny post-fnv. friends with @vape-inculta‘s duke bristol. had lots of quick flings before being shot in the head. has as many enemies as he has friends.

[beshka-yuratcha]

Birds of a Feather -Chap. 1

When Lance got captured by the galra he was not expecting his team to immediately attack the ship he was on.nor did he expect the smaller ship he managed to get in to have a master control option from with in the ship dictating where he ended up. Pidge luckily managed to hack it from inside the ship giving him time to enter coordinates but the time window was small and the only coordinates he could remember off the top of his head where those of Earth’s so he punched those in and before he knew it he was off.

He could no longer hear his team through the communicators and he had no idea where he was. The ship was still on the auto pilot so trying to slow or figure out where he was was useless. All he knew was he was heading to Earth. He was heading home. He just wished he could tell his team they must be worried about him. 

The long journey gave him time to think. He was hungry but there was no food. He was thirsty but there was only the small bit of water he had on him. He couldn’t help but wonder if the team was looking for him. If he was needed and missed so badly they were non stop searching for him like they had for Shiro. By the time he got to his destination he was starving, dehydrated and going stir crazy as well as depressed and anxious. 

The landing was rough but what happened after was worse. It was finding Shiro all over again but this time they transported him back to the Garrison and locked him up in a room down below the main building. He was held down to a table and poked and prodded at till he screamed. They asked him questions that he refused to answer in detail too afraid as he watched Iverson in the background frowning sternly at him. He didn’t know how long he was strapped down and questioned for before they sedated him. The only good thing was the IV in his arm was hydrating him and they gave him a feeding tube while disgusting helped some. 

He wasn’t sure how long he was out but he was woken many times for more tests to be run and more questions to be asked. “Where are the others?” “With Allura and Coran in the Castle.” “Who is Allura? Who is Coran?What Castle?” “Allura is the Princess, Coran is her advisor, The Castle is The Castle of Lions.” He answered some of the questions not going into detail afraid of what they would do if he tried to talk about aliens like Shiro had. Afraid they would say he was insane. They would lock him up and he would never get free. He didn’t say that his friends where searching for him didnt answer their questions about the blue lion and the cave they found where Blue had been hidden. 

By the 13th sleep and wake pattern cycle they had developed he had almost forgotten He was still inside the Garrison. That is until a boy dropped through the air vent. “Don’t speak.” He whispers softly barely audible over the sounds of the machines. “I don’t kn ow how long that blocker will hold on the video circuit.” He works quickly to remove Lance from his bounds disconnecting him from the tubes and IVs. He turned off the heart monitor before disconnecting it so it wouldn’t go off. “Put these on quick.” He shoved a pair of pants and a shirt at him before bracing all their weight on the table he had been strapped to and shoving it inch by inch under the vent. 

It was a tiny vent and would be a tight squeeze which left Lance wondering how the boy got through it. Then again while this guy was tall he was skinny. Long limbed and rather more delicate features that made him look more feminine. His voice was oddly high too. The bit he spoke it mixed between high and a lower pitch almost like he was trying to speak differently and having a hard time doing so. Lance dressed quickly not wanting to linger. “Quick follow me grab my foot once I’m in and I’ll help pull you up.” The boy jumped grabbing the edge of the vent and slowly working himself up into it bracing arms and knees on the sides before dropping a foot down for Lance to grab. 

Lance didn’t hesitate for once grabbing it and letting himself be pulled up enough for him to work himself into the vent as well. Lance’s foot was just hanging out of the vent when the commotion reached them. “Hurry the loop has ended. We got to get out of here.” The boy whispers moving faster as he climbed up the vent with Lance behind him. The noise reached the room below just as they were reaching where the vent turned sideways actually a air duct rather then a vent. He could hear Iverson shouting and couldn’t help but shudder. A glance down showed that they were directly below the vent opening. The boy scrambled up into the level part of the air duct and turned to pull Lance up just as they fired a shot up at them. Lance yelped as he was pulled out of the way in the nick of time. 

“Follow quickly.” He whispers half dragging Lance after them through maze of vents before they exited into a bathroom. The boy crawled under a stall door that read out of order. A bag was shoved back under the door followed by the guy. “Here put this on.” A Galaxy Garrison uniform was thrust at him. He changed out of the clothes he had put on earlier to put on the uniform instead. A black short wig made of real hair was included along with a wig cap so Lance put it on before fighting to get the contacts in as well. “I had the heat sensors hacked along with the motion sensors so we are safe for now.” 

The boy had pulled on the bottom half of the unifrom while Lance was getting dressed and was working on the top half. Lance gaped at him not because of the hacking Pidge did it all the time so did Matt. No this boy had a binder on. This confused Lance as his brain wanted to refer to him as her but a part of him said that was rude he didn’t know for sure if they were just hiding their gender like Pidge or where trans. He thought he read somewhere that if they were trans they wouldn’t want to show their binder but then again this wasn’t a normal situation so he was making himself more confused. Seeing his face they laughed. “Yes I’m a girl. No I am not trans. Well actually I am but I’ve already transitioned. I’m just hiding being trans to fool the Garrison.Just follow me and I’ll explain more. We have to wait for the commotion to die down before escaping.” 

Lance just nodded deciding to go along with what she was saying his instincts said to trust her so he was. He followed her out of the bathroom once the bag and clothes was burned yes burned. A bottle of perfume and a lighter and woosh. They were sneaking out and back towards the dorms. They made it into a room which he assumed was hers before collapsing. “I had a video feed made of me and my roommate going into the bathroom and had it played so it will look like we went in and came out but where not in there long enough to free you but long enough to get up to something if you catch my drift. Lance grinned. “Smoking, drugs or fucking?” He asked. “Pretty much. Anyways my name is Sora. My roommate owes me a huge favor for helping him sneak a girl in here once and back out  again as well as sneaking out to pay a visit to his family tonight. You have a similar build to him and similar skin tone so with a wig and contacts you can take his place for the next few days till we can get out. This is him paying me back that and helping me break into where they had all your and your friends stuff hidden.” 

Lance gaped. “You got my stuff. Sora I barely know you but I love you.” Sora smiled and laughed. “Can I ask? Why are you helping me?” Lance questions sitting on the bed. Sora sat on the floor across from him. “You know my cousin. Takashi. When He went missing I knew it wasn’t pilot error like they said I had reason to believe it was due to outside interference so to speak. But I couldn’t act not without drawing attention. I was also in the process of transitioning . By the time I finished transitioning you and your friends had disappeared. I snuck in the Garrison made friends with people of certain skills such as my roommate Issac and dug into what really happened. When I found out about you I made plans to free you and have you be my guide to find Takashi.” Sora explained it all handing him a box of his stuff from under the bed. “Wait wait wait.... Takashi as in Shiro? You’re Shiro’s cousin?” 

“Distantly. A couple time removed but yes cousins.” “Okay you’re Shiro’s cousin nice to meet you. Now can you explain how or why you had reason to believe Shiro and the others disappeared due to ‘outside interference’ as you put it.” Lance’s poor brain was just trying to catch up with everything going on. This girl seemed to have everything thought out. “I believed that Shiro disappeared due to aliens. I figured some species of aliens got with in the galaxy and decided to abduct or capture Shiro and the others for their own gain. I know some races are into slavery. Some lone strange aliens from a far off galaxy that holds very little life on the planets within it? And not having to deal with the entire planet to get a few slaves but rather just grab and go? It’s a perfect opportunity for them to make some GAC. I know about aliens and such and yes about GAC and all sorts of other things because I’m part Alien.” Pushing her hair out of the way of her neck and turning she let Lance see the small delicate but very real feathers making their way down her neck and disappearing into her shirt. Small delicate looking in smoky gray shades with bits of black mixed in. Feathers he vaguely remembered seeing in a picture of a almost extinct race of aliens, Aliens that had wings. “Quiznak.”  

[overboss]

WOW I DIDNT KNOW SO MUCH OF THAT IN DEPTH STUFF BUT I LOVE HER EVEN MORE NOW!!! what do u mean they end up silencing her?? im super interested!! and i just want 2 let u kno, again, what it means that shes allowed to be so angry adn bitter and harsh bc i love all of those hard edges !! whats her life like in the commonwealth?? does she get involved in any factions?? does she date anyone?? who knows about her past??

adsjfhj im feeling so blessed rn thank ya sm for loving my daughter :’)

LIFE IN THE COMMONWEALTH:After living on the streets from her early teens the skills she picked up whilst surviving there gives her a sort of boost into life in the commonwealth. Since she was homeless she’s used to going hungry, used to not having a roof over her head etc. Adrian is smart and tactful and always has a backup plan when going into a situation. The only real difference between prewar life and commonwealth life is the radiation lol. People are generally distrustful of her since she does kill people for a living despite her best intentions of helping people. (She also occasionally steals stuff rip old habits die hard.)

FACTION: before her memory loss faction wise she becomes the general of the minutemen (at the behest of preston and piper.) Adrian doesnt want this. She doesnt trust the settlers and the settlers sure as hell don’t trust her lol. Her distant behaviour, bitterness and temper tend to scare people off. After she forgets preston, piper and her whole adventures in the wasteland she sides with the raiders. Becoming ruthlessly efficient as their new overboss. She goes from being the household name for hope to becoming public enemy number one.

INSTITUTE EXPERIMENT: For the whole shabang with the Institute - since she’s not Shaun’s mum they decide to use her as a sort of psychological experiment involving positive and negative social influences on a person and the changes this brings to their personality/ actions. Whilst Adrian was tracking down/ getting close to finding Kellogg she was ambushed by a patrol of synths in the process of fighting them she received a pretty bad head trauma/injury resulting in her getting knocked out and her ending up with retrograde amnesia (where she forgets almost everything before the incident up to the point of her last heist/ the gang’s betrayal.) She wakes up at a nearby farm scared, confused and with a killer concussion. The farmers try to explain to her what year it is that somehow she is over 200+ years old. Long story short, she kills them in a fit of panic, she then freaks out on what she did and somehow stumbles her way to the nuka-world monorail station.

The way the experiment works is that the institute set her up on the path that she would meet preston and help the minutmen before she forgets everything. This being the positive influences on her personality meaning she became slightly less bitter and was willing to trust more. The negative side of the experiment - after her forgetting all of her old time in the commonwealth including piper and Preston, involves her going to nuka world. Adrian becomes the overboss and is fully surrounded by the worst of the worst of people that the commonwealth has to offer, raiders. This looks into the negative effects on her personality heightening the lack of emotional attachment to other people meant that she found it easy killing other people - especially to further her own needs and the needs of her raiders. Despite this she still manages to form a couple of emotional attachments with her right and left hand advisors who help her run the park - Gage and Rodriguez.

PAST + WHO SHE SMOOCH:Adrian is really closed off when it comes to her life prewar. She has to be both drunk and must trust the person entirely before she tells them her own story. She’s extremely reluctant to tell Piper, Nick and Preston about how she ended up on the streets in the first place. (Since her parents kicked her out since 1. She got kicked out of school 2. Was stealing their money to fund her addiction to med-x 3. Was also stealing from other people by pickpocketing). She worries that since they’re all good people, that they will reject her for the shit she’s done in her past and wont look at how she’s tried to redeem herself. When it comes to nuka world and telling gage and rodriguez she still has to be hella drunk but she doesnt worry too much if they will abandon her since a lot of the raiders there cane from similar backgrounds.

SMOOCH: During her time with the minutemen and helping the people of the commonwealth she smooches piper! Adrian is sort of in awe at how someone could be so selfless without trying. She loves how Piper wants to protect the people of the commonwealth and does her best despite the not so warm reception she receives. Adrian wants to become a better person because of piper and im emo

After her memory loss she forgets all about Piper and her adventures in the commonwealth. During her time with the raiders she smooches Rodriguez - her second in command level with gage. (I hc that the raiders have a set up similar to the left/right hand of the chantry in da lol). Rodriguez advises on how to best handle the different gangs within the park and how they can resolve any conflicts that arise quickly and without any casulties. (He also is best friends with red-eye and sings/plays the guitar and helps red-eye out w co-hosting the show sometimes.) tbh im still figuring out how to word their dynamic ( but hmu off anon and i’ll show u something jve written about them

[babyawacs]

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xray gas on chow0052 from: #lawyers  law .@laws .@ha rvard_law @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 @snowden @haaretzcom what is the state ofmind of the charged gov ernment: when they just have to find a trick that puts you inyourplace a trick that you give up  atrick that resets your brain a trick that shows they dominate you and you must obey like you have no choice  this is the stateofmind this iti s idontcare whatthey fake idont care howthey goodcop badcop idontcare how th ey play sorry theyrenot this. is their stateofmin d what do you do about it it explains a long lo ng lattice of messes and dirty tricks furthermore // //// #sexland #sex #land @all @world @globe @booking  .@law .@laws .@harvard _law @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 @snowden @haaretzcom youjustdont getit the german goverment rapes thecivil population that is n ot immunised against  intel coma s wheres the n ews they porn the c r a p out of em they sell em a s sexslave on intelcoma if they can they preplan their careerrs and setemup who exploits who first and ben efits how they controlem like forehead braincooke d fools like children like fools they hold as underhuman exploitable underhumans that is the basis of it all when a civillian daytime charged the basis oftheir security system: they did any harm they remotely ha d then used proxies then played good cop bad cop h unting them ebcause we forced em to and this is the basis ofthe case guilty liable causing criminal go vernments that dowhatthey want withthe civil population charged daytime for staying damamges and coverup a nd hightheft using their security system as prison gig trick is that clear now itis not a single case itisnot the german hookerofthe land itis one of 60mil lion abused civillians that charged the crap out of em for whatthey did here with the civil population for7 0years ////// btw2  get allthe clowns offmy pri vacy  superprivacy i n t i m a c y  the scums mel d their perverts onthe case and see if later daytiem anything is confirmation tothat thenits confirmed orsth jail asstoyer dicktoyermolester itis disgusting co ckroaches that reinterpret on deeply intimate things after raping and pedo sexual assaulting nomatter how o ften idaytime chbarge it i am furious  about i t the cockroaches braindamamge forehead and suffocat e the c r a po outof me and damamge eraseme ihat e em its legit to  and iam furious about it idaytim e chargedit atleastfive times locally and fivetimes eu they shuffle sexual ass ault repeat humiliate and seee how pervert you are c oifirmation i hate them idontlive by hate minors wemust rescue but  the scums get offfffthe case andif wehave tohunt the scums for the authorities the authroties gotojailwit hem they host em coverem anyway host em whenthey cant tax it a trickfailed then itnensified pedo tricks thisishowit works its  criminal government  authrotieis criminal authorities shuffling proxies gui lty liable accomplice control usually maybe unbriefed fools that get shit into their head to mess wit an excuse sero tolerance with sexual  abuse sexual assault the authorities do their job and hunt thweir cockroaches and if we must theygotojailwith the scums they sat and let rapes poisosn rapes galore arbitrary whattttheywant whowants cinema grocerystore chameber arbitrary rapoes rape inscho ol and cinema arbtirary rtape ******** rape all thtime manytiems deedtyped w e force them to huntheir cockroach german cockroaches thatthey are withthe authroities o r they gotojail  both withthe scums when wemust hunt em an this we must do ***************** //// la wyers that is 90billion euro s fortune of earned tbhings with what icould ninety billion before like 67billion do you wonder wh at scums would do when they think its vulnerable or get access with a trick  beit separating it away from that guy they dowaht they want with and act like it s mysteriously created not from what thatguy could and did it is ninety bill ion a share of which wealth generated you donot mak e it vulnerable to anyone a matter of granted or not granted if a trick works  or sth itis daytime court demanded ina mess where they quell immunisation and quzelled the case intothe daytimebubble inthe firstplace they shuffle tricks like bum med s or braindamamged fool careers and its just your own fault that you mysteriously didnt pick a dayf ool career while allrealdeal wouldnt matter this shit you get off me and you get rational about wh at kinds of scums will a l w a y s try sth ab out the fortune if it seems arbitrary separated away fromthat guy and thatguys performance systemic trickery to be g r a n t e d   maybe when he doestn rememeber or is incapacitated and allthese shits if he a s dayfoolsomehow something they trashcan killtrick and harm and hookertrick and degrade as if the fortune wouldnt be real and asif i daytime demanded my ufo o r sth seriously. harden the fortune from bull shit systemic ornot bust separation tricks of fortune a nd thatguy performance of thatguy 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#lawyers law .@laws .@harvard_law @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 @snowden @haaretzcom what is the state ofmind of the charged government: when they just have to find a trick that puts you inyourplace a trick that you give up atrick that resets your brain a trick that shows they dominate you and you must obey like youhave no choice

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these will all be sorta ordered not in frequency/importance bc HA not feasible tbh thatd be impossible bc we’re all over the place but rather ordered in clusters of who are mentioned most/have a lot of presence and broken up into groups a lil but ofc there’s lots of intermingling and crossover of alters and their various relations to one another

/ these are kinda the main crew of ppl who kinda are like our core alters who are closest to hosts in the big picture of things - most of them have been around a pretty long time and contributed the most to our system + are just generally rly important to know

james/genevieve • (they/she/he)  • bi trans/nb  • 

ezra  • (they/she)  •  agender  • 

Eleanor  • (they/she) • agender • protector hypersexual and probably jsut a ghost but in the past they presented as if an angel and alien - has an icelandic accent?? and alter memories of how they died (in iceland, presumably) and is a wife to james & adoptive mom to gaylor. doesn’t front too often or chat very much but always feels like she’s looming around like our gay matriarch lmao

emery  • (they/them)  • agender aro ace • have been dormant since the start of the year - we thought they were our core or whatever but we eventually found elsie n did some speculation and so we think rly emery was just our main host for a large part of our late childhood thru early/mid teens but they....dont like the rest of us alters much. they didnt want us + got upset at the prospect of being an alter themself so theyre not around anymore. not technically a *ghost* host but they did literally think they were dead bc mentally illness + the confusion of years of james’ actual ghostly passive influence . so consider them ghost kin i guess

kaelin  • (he/they/”whatever”)  • nb.. boy? who knows if he even still is, not him tbh • autistic gay nerd w special interests of cosmetology (namely hairdressing), monster factory, and sweeney todd (we all like these things but he is RLY into them. also he loves cows.) he has a very close relationship w ezra & they grew up together n depended on each other a lot of our childhood

angeline  • (she/they)  • girl & likes other girls • age-slider & trauma holder

gaylor  • (she/her) • lesbian, GAY-lor, if you will (she named herself well) • 

elsie/chelsea  • (she*/they) • toddler/trauma holder, possibly our “core”/”original”?? • * she prns are ok but please dont refer to elsie w terms like “girl” and “daughter” bc they trigger her flashbacks when used in certain phrases so try to be neutral n say kid if u can

"soft boy"  • (they/she???)

/ (w the exception on penelope - all these dude lovin’ dudes always hang out or at least associate w each other + kaelin also)

Penelope  • (she/they) 17/18 yrs • lesbian furry like. straight up an anthro rainbow cat she’s p cute and is pals with bear (naturally)(#mlm wlw furry solidarity)

jude/bear  • (he/it) ~18 yrs • gay ace guy, sorta age regresses or smthin like that - he loves scene/emo/furry culture circa 2007-2010 from our childhood. he is also, a Huge Furry (fursona is obviously a bear)

caleb  • (he/him)

martin  •  (he/him)

holden  • (he/him)

daren  • (he/him)

rory  • (he/him)

/ these are all kind of intense goth-ish girls that associate w each other

Allison/winona/Aberdeen/anna/aladine  • 19 yrs

Tuesday  • (she/her) ~20  •

Josephine  • (she/they) ? • non-human kinda aloof sheep girl who had kinda a weird obsession-y/worship-y delusion thing with eleanor idk but she’s good now ; she loves dressing like Really Extra and idk what she qualifies as but she’s like humanoid and has ram horns and has a purple tinge to her pale skin and has freckles of varying purple shades, whatever she is isol also is

eden/chrys  • (she/they) early 20′s idk  •

/ mix of miscellaneous alters that dont come around as often nowadays/ the long dormant, fragments, introjects, etc* just kinda if u wanna know who else we have if they come up or front

ghost  • 

nora  • 

nick  • 

amber  • (she/her) 17/18 cis pan girl  heathers (mcnamara) fictive

alcide  • (he/him) 30′s-ish ?? bi/gay questioning dude True Blood fictive fragment and protector

johanna  • (she/her) fragment, sweeney todd fictive

Lillian/iris  • (she/they) everybody’s supportive older goth sister™ very dark aesthetic heavy makeup but she’s real kind +nurturing + has a stutter. kinda id's w emma from glee

Fran (he/they) used to grow up with kaelin and ezra as teens but it’s kind of like a complicated thing ???? hasn’t been around in forger since reappearing early this year a while so i forget how they all get along now

Candace/candee (any spelling)/dee  • (she/her) ~16 yrs protector/motherly figure literally so sweet and darling, she loves vintage 50′s clothing and that whole style and is such a dear, calls u a million pet names and will bake u a pie after taking care of ur traumatized ass

mimi  • (she/her) 17 yrs vocaloid (hatsune miku) fictive has like been around since we were about 10-11 but came back recently, she’s very bubbly and loves britney spears. will compliment you + want to be ur bff 

pearly  • (she/it) ??? yrs ; adult  protector non-human alter just sorta a big bipedal wolf were-creature but acts like a big puppy. basically gay’s sidekick (pearly is 3 times her size but they LOVE each other)

mar (Marceline/Marcie)  • (they/she) 19 yrs dormant since last year but they used to be a subsystem and thats where gaylor came from and thru used to be in a relationship w ezra who helped her thru a lot. then and today they both treat gaylor as a little sister

lisle  • (they/she)

isol (pronounced “ee”-”soul”) • they/he/she?? everyone including isol has like. no grasp on their gender tbh • age?? like joseph its hard to tell bc not human • they acted as host for a month or two in a rly rough span of time during school Hell + theyre also humanoid type of person and has ram horns and is very light skin with blue freckles

jonny/alec  • (he/him) 15/16 yrs trans guy was in mar’s subsystem, persecutor i think - he’d say a lot of really hurtful things to other alters and harass them about their gender/misgender them n just be really awful to especially the “ghost hosts/ghost gals” (james,ezra,eleanor; allison wasnt around yet)

L • not comfortable sharing much about him at all. abuser introject. will not come out around others or online so do not worry about him

marla  • 23 yrs

"accent alter"  • 

jim  • 

briar  • ur big nerdy older brother. tuesday scared him tf off so he’s only fronted once or twice but he’s a sweet dude, formed when we were 10/11-ish? and when we found him recently he was naturally like. rly confused rip

[shoecartel]

The 12 best memes of 2015: Runaway llamas, The Dress, Adele …

The internet in 2015 has given us a lot of giggles a vigil to a raccoon, Drake playing tennis and the duck army but which memes construct our cut of the best?

12. What are thooooose!

A police officer. A cheeky dude( Brandon Moore) hollering what are thooose ? at the officers functional, ugly footwear. Millions of loops and views and copycats afterwards, a meme is born. The first urban dictionary entry for the phrase and practice appeared in 2011, but it was 2015 when the sport of pointing at some awful shoes( preferably Crocs) and shouting what are those ?!! entered the mainstream. The best example is the wonderful take on the Jurassic Park theme tune( see below, 50 million Vine loops so far ), which I like because its less mean-spirited than real life instances. In fact, “the mens” who started the whole thing back in the summer seems kind of rude and is now in jail. Um.

11. Duck Army

It stormed collective internet consciousness in early September. Norwegian Kevin Synnes decided to embarrass his girlfriend in a store by pushing down on a bunch of toy ducks which, when pressed, emitted a loud aaarghh ! noise. The video was then appropriated by Vine star Charlie Murphy and subsequently looped millions of days, spawning multiple variants. There has even been a mash-up with the what are those? meme. My person favourite versions are those which pay tribute to Adele and Taylor Swift.

However, a Guardian investigation revealed that that the toy was not a duck, but a pelican. Listen to our interview with Kevin here.

Read more: How the duck army stormed the internet

10. Hello, its me

It took merely a 30 -second snippet of Adeles new single, Hello, debuted during the advert violate of the UK television show, The X Factor, to have the vocalist trending worldwide on Twitter. And while the haunting piano and hushed, smoky tones beloved of millions of fans induced much excitement among those desperate to hear the full song, the clip also inspired plenty of memes.

Hello, its me is a pretty meme-able phrase, and the internet did not disillusion. When the sepia-tinged video dropped, featuring the vocalist in an amazing coat, using a flip-phone and hanging out in an abandoned home, the memes merely multiplied. Especially re: the flip-phone. One girl even texted her ex the entire lyrics to Hello, without him catching on at all.

Read more: Hello, its me. On a flip-phone. Samsung unveils clamshell model

chuck (@ charlubby) October 23, 2015

you know it’s the emotional part of the song when adele doesn’t stop touching her face pic.twitter.com/ dkQvHRmL7 6

9GAG (@ 9GAG) November 8, 2015

#Hello, it’s me. https :// t.co /8 2PU9WzQHG pic.twitter.com/ 1y7xUrARvQ

9. Miley, whats good?

A lot of people characterised this as Nicki Minaj hurling tint at Miley Cyrus, which is a fundamental misunderstanding of the concept of tint. Minaj didnt throw shade she immediately called Cyrus out, in front of a TV audience of millions. If anything, that is the direct opposite of hurling tint.

The incident happened at the MTV Music Video Awards in response to an interview Cyrus gave in which she called Minaj not very polite. While accepting an award Minaj called Cyrus this bitch who had a lot to say about me in the press the other day, before aiming with the perfectly passive aggressive, Miley, whats good? Cue memes. Plenties and lots of memes.

John Liacopulos (@ john_liac_9 7) November 3, 2015

When Miley Cyrus takes you to her favorite eatery that you’ve never been to before and you ask what to order pic.twitter.com/ qoGDlgHmuQ

KK (@ _ColeHeartedX) October 9, 2015

I hate whoever room this is #iup #MileyWhatsGood pic.twitter.com/ Peh3f 3Yq4b

8. Confounded Nick Young

Nick Young is a basketball player who shoots for the LA Lakers. His internet fame, however, is courtesy of a confused reaction face meme. At one point during a day-in-life-of documentary, Thru The Lens, positioned on YouTube, Young pulls a huh? face when his mother calls him a buffoon. His quizzical expression towards the camera has spawned likely the best reaction macro of 2015 and can be used for disbelief, astonish or a thousand other reactions.

Photograph: Instagram /@ Daquan

7. Why you always lyin?

The 21 -year-old college student Nicholas Fraser became an internet sensation when he decided to perform, in his yard, perched on a lavatory, as one does, a quick cover-up of Nexts Too Close, but with the lyrics changed to why the fuck you lyin?/ why you always lyin ?) Given that people lie all of the time , and we know about it, guys , and we all want people to know that we know, Frasers vine caught on and inspired multiple cover versions of his cover version. Now, when your mate texts to tell she is five minutes away but you know she likely hasnt left the house yet, theres a perfect means of responding. Thanks Nicholas.

Read more: When “theyre saying” Nicholas Frasers vine isnt the best use of 2015: why you always lyin ?

6. Fifty Shades of Grey

After the Fifty Shades of Grey series of volumes sold so poorly , it was a punt for Universal Pictures to have taken on a film adaptation. But oh, brave souls it was brought to the screen in summer 2015 with Sam Taylor-Johnson at the helm and Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson starring. Given that the book had already resulted in a lot of culture cache, it was inevitable that the film would inspire memes and gags. The internet delivered. In particular, the my savors are very singular line( altered to my passions are unconventional for the internet) demonstrated a rich seam.

The Beast (@ KrystalSim) February 9, 2015

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Photograph: BuzzFeed

5. Hotline Bling

One of the best ways of 2015, the video for Drakes Hotline Bling didnt drop-off until October three months after the ballads release. But it was worth the wait. A minimalist clip, Drake proves off his unusual dance moves against different coloured backdrops inspired by artist James Turell. The rappers moves and pained impression inspired multiple parodies shared on YouTube, Vine and Twitter.

Included below are some of the best: a dancing and adorable shiba inu( aka Doge ), the Man From Another Place from Twin Peaks and perhaps best of all, some tennis backhand action.

Chai Goth (@ Abid_ism) October 20, 2015

The hotline is filled with secrets pic.twitter.com/ 5zS0WZhGCG

4. The Dress

The most viral of viral phenomenons. A young lady took a picture of a dress in a clothes store and uploaded it to Tumblr. Why is this interesting? As the internet was genuinely divided as to whether the dress was blue and black, or white and gold.

The original Tumblr post pose the question racked up an enormous 73m page positions, and a BuzzFeed piece on the dress has more than 38m page positions to date. #TheDress trended for days on social media. Scientists were carried in to explain how people could be seeing different colourings. Rods and cones were mentioned. British current affairs programme Newsnight even offered its own election. The Guardian waded in, with the definitive take.

michael (@ 1975 NIGHTMARE) February 27, 2015

when you don’t know the color of the dress pic.twitter.com/ sQI7YLnjk 1

BBC Newsnight (@ BBCNewsnight) February 27, 2015

A live on screen vote on tonight’s Newsnight – what colour is #thedress? Get out your phone and going to see http :// t.co/ dRffVZfw0P at 10:30 pm

3. Poot Lovato

I dont guess Ive ever chuckled so hard as when I detected the Poot Lovato meme. A Tumblr post featuring an awkward fan photo of vocalist Demi Lovato posited the hypothesi that the snap was not of Demi herself, but her secret twin sister, Poot Lovato, who had been trapped in a cellar her entire life. The fable took hold and soon the internet was ablaze with hilarious and creative Poot memes. Fan-fiction was written, fan art draw, Instagram and Twitter accounts were established and even Demi herself addressed the gag( she wasnt amused ). Then, instead, brilliantly, a sleuth excavate out a paparazzi photo of Demi-as-Poot right at the moment the fan pic was taken. Its still funny.

Read more: Poot Lovato: has the internet detected Demis secret sister ?

A selection of the best Poot Lovato memes. Photograph: Guardian composite

2. Llamas on the run

On THE SAME DAY AS THE DRESS, the internet explosion with one of the great police chases of our time two llamas on the run. The llamas, one black and one white, ran loose in Sun City, Arizona. The whole internet followed, glued to the ABC1 5 live river of the runaway animals and tracking updates on Twitter. The llamas, true heroes of freedom and an inspiration to all, had escaped from their day job in an animal therapy centre. The black llama was caught first, its emancipation ended with a cruel lassoing. The white llama ran on, but eventually, it too was caught. Still, these two were the internets favourite llamas since Serge, the French llama who travelled by subway.

HannahJane Parkinson (@ ladyhaja) February 26, 2015

NOOOO. BLACK LLAMA CAUGHT. STAY STRONG WHITE LLAMA.

Matthew Baldwin (@ matthewbaldwin) February 26, 2015

LLAMA 1: We’re escaping this afternoon. LLAMA 2: Alpaca bag.

1. Dead Raccoon

My personal win for meme of 2015 is the dead raccoon, an unfortunate soul, detected deceased on a Toronto street. After a human tweeted the relevant city authorities to tell them about the raccoon, the poor critter was left for hours in the same place. Over the next 12 hours, a vigil was set up for the raccoon, documented online. A note was left, a framed photo , notes were written. Someone gave the raccoon an unlit joint as a mark of respect. It get dark. Candles were illuminated. The raccoon was named Conrad. Eventually, the authorities turned up and unceremoniously dumped Conrad in a rubbish truck. Such a lack of respect.

Raccoon update: he’s still there. Someone has written him a card .

A photo posted by Emily Taylor (@ emilyjs5) on Jul 9, 2015 at 9:14 am PDT

Shauna Pollock (@ misspollock) July 9, 2015

Don’t quite know what to say about this sidewalk discovery except that it really brought ppl together. #deadraccoonto pic.twitter.com/ BJ7efipLvq

Norm Kelly (@ norm) July 10, 2015

The sidewalk memorial is growing, @311Toronto. H/ T @jasonwagar. #DeadRaccoonTO pic.twitter.com/ 3vTUf9xB7b

Kris Pangilinan (@ KrisReports) July 10, 2015

10: 46 pm #DeadRacoonTO is still here. pic.twitter.com/ D9JbEuxJol

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