#it helped that i had a crush on jerry trainer at the time because of icarly lol

[angelamontoo]

Reading The animated Peter Lorre:

Reading the umpteenth entry about a vague parody of a Dwight Fry character, that just sounds kind of like Peter Lorre

Reading the entries on your favourite Peter Parodies+Finding out which of the characters that you grew up with were Peter Parodies this whole time without you realising

Reading that excerpt about Eugene Weingand

[artificial-transmutations]

Finally Together

When Jerry called, I could immediately tell something was very wrong. He was holding an ice pack up to his face and looked deranged overall.

"Jerry? What the hell happened to you?"

"Oh, hey. Yeah. This." he pointed at his face. "That's a long story."

"Let me see!" I demanded. You see, Jerry was, most definitely, my bff - my very best, very gay friend. And he had a talent for getting into trouble, sadly.

He slowly lowered the ice pack and I gasped. His right eye was swollen shut, and his face was covered in bruises.

"How..."

"Well, there was this guy. He was kinda hot, and totally my type, but, you know, straight as an arrow. At least *now* I know that." Even despite his bruises, Jerry raised his eyebrows in the cutest way possible - one of the traits I admired about them.

Yes, I should mention, I kiiiind of had a tiny little crush on Jerry. Or perhaps a gigantic one. You always want the ones you can't have, right? In my case, I was a woman - which was enough to disqualify myself rather finally.

"...and? Did he hit you?" I asked, even though I already suspected the answer.

"Yeah. I was just talking to him, trying to subtly find out his orientation. You know how it goes. Apparently, I wasn't too subtle about it, though, and he kind of escalated all over my face. It's no big deal, now I know."

Jerry smiled, but I could clearly see that it caused him pain to do so. It nearly broke my heart.

"It is a big deal." I answered. "That's horrible. You are worth so much more than this. Where did it happen? Did you call the police?"

"It was in the gym. Keith - that's the guy - works there, so, I guess, I need a new gym." Jerry joked. "And no, I didn't call the police, it's just... it's alright, okay Mathilda?"

I was not convinced but decided to let it go. Jerry was just a so sweet and innocent guy, he wouldn't even cause someone trouble if that someone punched in his face. I, on the other hand, was fuming. That was not a way to treat my bff! I would have really liked to kick that Keith's ass right now.

I chatted a bit more with Jerry before he had to go and promised him to come over that evening.

To be quite honest, I didn't plan to do anything, but when I was walking to Jerry's apartment in the afternoon, I passed his gym. I didn't even know it was on the way, because I honestly never paid attention to it much. But now that I saw it on the way, I couldn't help it. I would go in there and just tell the manager that one of their employees was a homophobic asshole. Just a little push in the right direction.

I entered the gym. It looked quite standard, but I couldn't see any manager or anyone else to talk to, for that matter, so I just went in there. It was quite empty, which was not surprising at this time of the day. There was, however, a young, muscular man doing push-ups. It was quite disgusting, actually, with all the sweat dripping down his body and a musky, penetrant smell was filling the room.

He stood up and greeted me.

"Hi, there. You're not a member, are you?"

"I'm not." I said. I felt like adding a "sorry" or something but decided against it. Instead, I clutched my handbag tighter.

"So, what can I do for you, ma'am?" He had that smug grin of an urge driven man who seemed to undress me with his gaze. I shuddered in disgust, but still, I straightened my back.

"Well, actually, I'm here to make a complaint."

"A complaint? About what?"

"Your staff."

"Oh? Do you have an issue with someone working here?"

"Well, yes. I just learned that one of your trainers, Keith was the name, I think, assaulted a customer. That is a terrible way to treat people, and I will not stand for it."

The guy laughed and flashed me a superior grin while he nonchalantly readjusted his groin. Free balling of course. Ugh. Can you spell 'toxic masculinity'?

"Look, honey. Whoever told you that, they lied to you. Keith would never hit a girl, especially not a pretty one."

I felt my face reddening from anger.

"First off, I'm not your honey, and secondly, it wasn't a girl but a guy."

The guy raised his eyebrows. "Really? A guy, huh?"

"Yes. He is my very good friend, and it's not funny at all."

"Hmm. Yeah, I think I remember the guy, some fruity fag who needed to be told a lesson."

Then it dawned on me. The disgusting guy in front of me was the man that had hurt Jerry.

"You're the one who did it! How dare you!" I exclaimed and tried to slap his face.

Before I could land a hit, though, he grabbed my wrist with an iron grip and grinned like a predator.

"Ah, ah. I wouldn't try that, if I were you. Would be a shame, if something were to happen to your pretty face, too."

I withdrew my hand and trembled from disgust.

"Ugh. You're just such a disgusting... jock."

In hindsight, I had no idea what happened, but perhaps some benevolent spirit or sprite was listening. In any case, Keith all of a sudden got a really strange expression on his face and looked really pale for a moment. And then... he suddenly looked even paler, like white paper or cloth. I will never be able to forget the expression of surprise on his face, as his body kind of... collapsed in on himself. His muscular torso diminished, and his arms and legs twisted and fused into thin rubber strips. But his face... His face contorted into a white fabric pouch that was completely devoid of any features within seconds. It had only taken a few moments, but Keith had disappeared.

I looked around first, but nobody else was in the gym right now. I carefully stepped closer and inspected what was left of Keith. Inside his black, damp gym shorts that was lying on the ground, I could see a pair of men's underwear, I believe it was called a jockstrap: A large fabric pouch held by rubber bands - designed to just cover the genitals, although, judging by the size of the pouch, rather large genitals. Now, as Keith had demonstrated quite clearly just a few moments ago, he had certainly not be wearing any underwear - and I had seen what had happened to his face.

With pointed fingers, careful not to touch the damp gym shorts and almost gagging from the strong smell, I picked up the piece of underwear. I had almost thrown it away again, when I noticed that it, too, was covered in sweat and stink. However, the piece of underwear that had once been a man held a strange fascination to me. I lifted it up to my face, to have a closer look, but didn't consider the consequences. When I breathed in, my nose was filled with the overwhelmingly strong and manly smell of sweaty, unwashed genitals, and it triggered something inside of me. All of a sudden, I felt tingly all over and groaned. My body felt weird all of a sudden. It was like that disgusting smell was all around me, enveloping me, pushing me to... change, somehow.

In horror, I felt my feet swelling up in my shoes. It wasn't painful, but it felt like I had been wearing boots that were way too small. The pressure was quickly getting unbearable and painful until my canvas shoes and thin socks couldn't take it anymore. First on the left and then, shortly after, on the right side, the toes of massive feet burst out from the footwear. The pressure subsided, and it felt fine again.

The changes didn't stop, though. Now that my feet had broken free from their restraints, my legs were the next to follow. A ripping sound heralded the death of my tights, as my legs gained mass and muscles. It looked almost comically how the threads of my tights were ripped apart, strand for strand. At the same time, I watched, as my hands grew larger. Gone were my delicate fingers, replaced by thick sausage-like appendages. Those new finger weren't carefully manicured but instead, I was now sporting short, ugly nails that would have been fitting for a lumberjack, rather than a girl.

While my legs were still growing, and I was getting visibly taller, my arms were next to follow. My blouse didn't even stand a chance as the arms did not only grew longer but most importantly, stronger. My biceps swelled like I visited the gym every day and, to my horror, I saw a tattoo forming on my right arm that reminded me a lot of the one Keith had had. I didn't have much time to think about it, though, as a new force practically ripped my blouse apart: My torso was pushing outward in all directions. My shoulders widened considerably, and my bra snapped from the strain. At first, I thought my boobs were growing, but it was quite the opposite. They were receding into my body, being replaced by even more massive and decidedly male pecs. Below them, a ripple went through my stomach, leaving behind the cobblestone road of abs.

The changes had met up at my midsection now and I was afraid of what was going to happen next. Sure enough, my skin-tight summer trousers bulged forward as something pressed against them from the inside.

"No..." I groaned, with a lower voice than I was used to, and tried to push whatever was appearing back into my midsection, but it was no use. With another ripping sound, a penis emerged from between my legs, quickly followed by a pair of testicles that pushed the ruined trousers down and settled in between my tree trunk-like thighs.

My head started swimming. That was wrong, that was so wrong. But the changes just went on. An Adam's apple formed in my throat, further lowering my voice, and my face reformed. It became squarer, and my jawbones became more pronounced. At the same time, my beautiful long hair receded into a short masculine cut. However, as hair disappeared on top of my head, it grew elsewhere. Or, should I say everywhere. Disgusting, wiry body hair grew in on my arms and legs and even on top of my enormous feet and the back of my hands. My chest was coated by a layer of short and coarse hair, and a treasure trail led down my midsection, where it disappeared into a thick pubic bush.

Speaking of bushes, two more formed in the large area of my armpits. Ugh. I was hairy like a fucking monkey. The only well-groomed bit of body hair was on my face, in the short beard that I could see in the gym mirror.

I could hardly believe my eyes. Staring back at me from the reflection was no one else but Keith. *I* was a splitting image of Keith now, only naked aside from the tatters of my clothes. I wanted to scream, but all that came out was a low grunt.

Okay, Mathilda, no reason for panic, I told myself. I would just... Go see a doctor. Yes. There had to be an explanation. This could be treated.

I took a step towards the exit and stumbled over the remains of my coughing. Oh, right, I was still naked.

The only piece of clothing was Keith's gym shorts. Well, his gym shorts and Keith himself, who was a piece of underwear now. I looked between the shorts and the underwear. On the one hand, I really didn't want to wear what had just been Keith, but on the other hand... I certainly wasn't going without any underwear. Everyone would be able to see the outline of my current genitals. Yuck.

So, lacking other options, I pulled on the white piece of underwear. It was, unsurprisingly, very sweaty, and it clung to my junk. I grimaced, but it was better than the alternative. My ass was still largely uncovered, but that was not as bad as the front side. I had to admit that my new equipment filled out the pouch pretty well.

I quickly shook my head and pulled on the gym shorts as well. It felt weird not to cover my chest, but that was probably acceptable in my current state.

Perhaps I could ask Jerry if I could borrow some men's clothing from him.

Oh my, Jerry. He was probably waiting for me. I grabbed my handbag and fled the gym.

Walking felt weird. Of course, regardless of my looks, I was still a woman, so I took small steps and refused to spread my legs too much while walking. It was very awkward. The sun was shining down and although it wasn't all *that* hot, I found myself starting to sweat. How disgusting was that? It was like those stupid mountains of muscle were producing so much heat that my skin was soon glistening with sweat and my armpits started to smell. I tested it by lifting an arm and taking a whiff. Ugh. I needed a shower, badly. I probably would be able to use Jerry's.

Jerry... I saw his face right in front of me in my mind. The cute smile, the adorable brown eyes, the cute little dimples on his cheeks when he grinned.

A strange feeling came over me from my groin area. What was going on down there? When I looked down, the ample bulge of my cock had become even bigger, probably tenting out the pouch that had been Keith's face. I groaned. Men were so primitive. All it took was one sexy thought and bam, erection.

Still, I couldn't deny that it felt pretty good. I checked it anyone on the street was looking before I felt the outline of the cock through the layers of clothing with my big hand. The touch made me moan, and I felt my member throb.

That's when I experienced the weirdest feeling. As the sweat from my groin mixed with the fluids seeping out of the cock head and were absorbed by the jockstrap, all of a sudden, I felt the presence of Keith - the real Keith. It was like a strong mental attack, to get his body back, but I fought back. It was not *his* body, it was mine, even though it may have looked like Keith right now.

It was the strangest experience. I could practically *feel* his thoughts and emotions. The humiliation from being wrapped around, well, *my* cock and balls, I could even taste and smell an echo of what he was tasting and smelling, including the weird taste of precum that had mixed into the face-pouch recently.

It wasn't easy, but I repelled Keith's mind and kind of stuffed it back into the underwear. When I continued my walk, I didn't even notice that I know walked like a man: With long, powerful strides and enough room for my balls.

Luckily, my cock had calmed down a bit by now, and I ran the rest of the way, just to make sure. I was glistening with more sweat when I finally arrived at Jerry's apartment and rang the bell. Ugh. That musk was so bad, I just hoped I could hop under the shower right away.

However, when Jerry opened the door, we were both stunned for a moment. I because Jerry looked even better in reality than when I imagined him. Foreign hormones flooded my system, coming from my balls and I just stood there for a moment. Of course, I had a crush on Jerry before, but right now, in this moment, I realized for the first time that now, Jerry wasn't quite as unreachable as before.

Jerry, on the other hand, backed away, an expression of fear on his face.

"Keith, what... Is this some kind of joke?"

I was taken aback by his reaction.

"No! It's not... It's me, Mathilda!"

"Who?"

"Mathilda, your best friend."

Jerry stared at me, confusion on his face.

"What are you talking about Keith? Wasn't it enough for you to bash my face in? Do you want to humiliate me now?"

"No, please. Listen, Jerry, you're my friend, and I would never hurt you."

He scoffed. "Oh really? My black eye says otherwise."

I could feel myself getting upset from all the testosterone and took a deep breath.

"I can explain. Please, Jerry, hear me out."

He looked at me skeptically.

"Fine. I'll listen."

With that, he let me into his apartment.

"Okay, first of all, can I take off these gym shorts? They are really really disgusting and sweaty, and they are clinging to my legs. Yuck!"

"Uh, oookay." Jerry looked even more confused but allowed it.

Gladly, I got rid of the stinking shorts and threw them at the ground, far away from me. Jerry frowned but was apparently more captured by my now only jockstrap-clad body that I sat down on his couch. I admit I wanted to get rid of the jockstrap, too, but then I would have been completely naked in my friend's living room.

The thought was oddly exciting, and I felt my cock raise in reaction.

I just hoped that Jerry wouldn't notice my state of arousal, even though there wasn't much fabric left to hide it, but I quickly spoke.

"So, Jerry, it's really me. Remember the time when we watched Star Trek: Voyager and had a pillow fight, and you beat me easily, even though I am taller and stronger?"

"How would you know about that, Keith?" Jerry crossed his arms. He had obviously noticed my midsection problem, which was throbbing now, leading to another wet spot on the piece of underwear.

"I'm telling you, I am Ma..."

Suddenly, I grabbed my head. There it was again. Keith had reacted to my arousal and was fighting for control of *my* body again. It was weaker this time, though, and although it took me a few moments, I pushed him back between my legs, where he belonged.

Finally, I spread my legs, man-spreading without even thinking about it and giving the whole world in general and Jerry in particular a good view of my massive groin. A smirk formed on my face. Having such a big cock was something to be proud of.

"...Mathilda." I finished my sentence, although I found the name rather unfitting for a stud like me. "I just kind of... transformed into Keith's body, but it's still the same old man as always. Woman, I mean."

"Uh... what?"

I smiled and stood up, slowly, so he could see all the muscles I had gained. I was taller, too, taller than Jerry even.

"But tell me, do you like what you see?" My cock was throbbing like mad now. God, I needed to have this man!

"Uuuh... uhm... yes? Yes."

I chuckled. "Well, Jerry. I don't know how to get back to my original body yet, but do you want to... touch this one?" I gently took his hand and placed it on my chest.

Jerry didn't react at first, but then he started caressing my chest. It felt great, and he moaned, too.

Another small spurt of precum spilled into my underwear and again, Keith acted up. It was even weaker this time, and I had no trouble staying in control. I did notice something else though. Apparently, Keith was enjoying this a lot, way more than a straight man should. He was almost addicted to my cock fluids by now, and he mentally lapped at my organ submissively. And he exhibited a longing for Jerry that appeared to be too deep-rooted to have developed recently. Well, good for him, because as my jockstrap, he would have a front row seat in what happened next.

"Mathilda, is it really... okay?" Jerry asked, barely being able to restrain himself.

"Yes Jerry." I said while looking into his eyes. "It's more than okay. It's perfect. And it's Matthew from now on, okay?"

I took a deep breath, breathing in my wonderful musky smell, and I watched Jerry do the same. And when I kissed him, I couldn't wait to tear his clothes off and plow his cute little ass with my mighty cock while my lucky jockstrap was watching.

[nicolewoo]

2 Days Too Long part 2

Pairing: Roman Reighs X Reader, (Joe Anaoi X Reader)

Warning: Smut!

Be sure to check out 2 Days Too Long part 1

2 Days Too Long part Two

I wasn't scheduled to wrestle that night, but as Joe and I laid snuggled on the couch before his match, I got a text from one of the producers, Jerry, explaining that Dana Brooke sprained her ankle, and I was needed to fill in a fatal 4 way.... in a half hour.

“Shit.  I just got inserted into a match.” I explained to Joe. “In a half hour!” I panicked.

“What?!?” Joe looked at my phone. “Crap! Ok, hit the shower, and I'll get your ring gear ready. Do you want me to tell makeup you need to be done right away?” He pulled me up from the couch.

As I dug through my bag for my body wash and towel, “Baby, thank you. That will be a big help.” I gave him a quick kiss as I passed him on the way to the shower.

Joe was gone, presumably to tell makeup, when I got out of the shower, but he'd laid my ring gear out perfectly so I could slip it on in seconds. I passed him on the way to makeup, and he told me Missy was ready for me. I hadn't had time to wash and dry my hair, so I felt a little dirty as I sat down in her chair and wondered how they were going to make me look good, but I had faith in our hair and makeup team.

As soon as I was seated, a whole crew descended on me. I hated rushing before matches. I wasn't even stretched out, and I wasn't sure I'd have a chance to. Another text message arrived. “Where are you?” It was Jerry.

“Hair and makeup.” I typed quickly, trying to hold still as my hair was flat ironed by two people and makeup was applied by two others. A few minutes later, Jerry popped around the corner.

“Sorry to do this to you.” He said kindly. “We know you're going to need time to warm up, so we are having you come out last. You'll be wrestling Charlotte, Bayle and Natalia.” My jaw dropped. In my hurry to get ready, I hadn't even considered WHO I was wrestling, and I was crushed when he reminded me. I certainly wasn't a big star. In fact, I wasn't ready to go up against any of them.

“Are you SURE?” I asked Jerry. “I'm not ready to face any of them.” I pleaded. “You don't have someone who is more over than me?”

Jerry just smiled. “You're ready. I know it doesn't seem like it, but we were about to push you anyway. This is just going to move our plans up.”

“You're ready.” The low voice came out of nowhere, but I knew that voice. Joe came from behind me and squeezed my hand.

“But I...” I started when Missy got right in my face to apply eye liner.

“You're ready girl,” she said comfortingly.

“All three wrestlers will be taking it easy on you in the beginning of the match, because they know you're not prepared.” Jerry said which comforted me a bit until he added, “But that won't last long. You have a huge opportunity here, Y/N. If you do well, it's going to do a lot for your career.”

I rolled my eyes, “No pressure?”

Jerry chuckled, but Joe was the one who answered. “Babe, you've got this. You're more than ready.” He looked me straight in the eyes as he said it. “You've got to trust us.” He assured. I did trust him, but I also figured he was biased.

“Ok, well, everyone has to get out of here and let us work or she really won't have time to warm up.” Missy said. Joe kissed my hand and left. Jerry gave me a few notes before he left, and I let the crew do their magic.

In 10 minutes, Missy turned me to the mirror, and I breathed a sigh of relief. “No matter how bad I am, at least I'll look great. Thank you guys.” I gave quick hugs before heading to the hallway outside the gorilla to start warming up.  Joe met me there a few minutes later.

“Ready, baby?” He asked

I continued warming up. “I guess. I don't really have a choice.”

Joe grabbed some padded gloves and held his hands up for me to punch. “You've got this. You're ready. That's why they've been having you do more press and more matches. They really were going to push you soon. I figured that out a couple of weeks ago.” He smiled as I laid a big punch into his left glove.

I stopped immediately. “Really?”

“Yeah babe. I was just going to let them tell you.” He wrapped an arm around my waist and pulled me in for a kiss. He pressed his forehead agaist mine, “This is your big shot. All you have to do give it your best.”

I got pinned. I wasn't surprised, nor was I upset, but of course I was the one who got pinned. I was really proud of how I did though. I even pulled off a couple new moves Joe had shown me and pinned Bayle once. When I walked into the gorilla, I expected to see Joe.... after all, his match was next. I didn't expect to see the gorilla full of all wrestlers waiting to congratulate all of us on such a great match.

Paul took off his headphones and headed toward me as soon as I came through the curtain. Joe reached me a second before Paul and pressed a sweet kiss on my temple. “Great showing!” Paul started. “Really great showing. I knew you were ready. How did it feel?” His smile was infectious.

“It felt great. I really felt like I gave it my all.” I beamed as I leaned my head against Joe's shoulder.

“Joe, you're up next.” Paul said, and Joe kissed me before leaving. “Well, kid, you did it,” Paul said excitedly. “You held your own against 3 of the top performers in the company. Are you ready to be over?” He placed his hands on my arms and looked right in my eyes.

No... Of course I wasn't ready, but Paul looked down at me with complete trust and confidence. It made me believe in myself, “Yes, sir,” I squeaked out. “Whatever the company needs, sir.” He just chuckled and hugged me.

“It starts now.” He smiled as he took his place at the controls. “Now, go shower. I'll see you after this match.” He teased.

We had a blessedly short drive that night. Just an hour, which was great. I was positively hyper after my match. Sitting in a car was NOT what I wanted to do. We took some time to pick up some food along the way, which occupied part of the drive. The rest of the drive was filled with phone calls and texts. Everyone was congratulating me.

“You're kinda quiet tonight,” Joe mused.

I took a deep breath. “I feel like it's not real. I never thought I was going to get pushed. I'm not that good.”

He reached over to grab my hand and brought it up to his lips to kiss. “I've been telling you all along that you're fantastic.” He smiled over at me.

“I just don't see it,” I said as I closed my eyes and rested my head against the headrest. “Plus, I think you're a little biased.”

He chuckled a bit, “Baby, no. You're doing a fantastic job!” He put his hand on my thigh, lightly stroking the top of my leg. “You think I'd let a bad wrestler in my yard?” He teased.

“Oh yeah.” I joked. “YOU'RE yard. I think it's more Vince's yard.” I patted his hand.

When we got to our hotel room, I was surprised to find two dozen roses waiting for me. “Joe,” I gasped in surprise. “You're too good to me.” I leaned up to kiss him.

“Well, only one of these is from me.” He explained.

I went to look at the cards. The first dozen was from Joe with a card that said, I'm so proud of you, baby girl. He wrapped his arms around me from behind and kissed my temple as I read the note.  The second dozen was from my trainer Fit Finlay. You did it! Great job! How's the weather at the top? While I appreciated the roses from Joe, there was something really special about Finlay taking the time to send me flowers. He'd been one of my first coaches, and when I got to developmental, he took me under his wing, saying he saw great potential in me.

“How are you feeling?” Joe asked as he kissed my temple again.

I thought for a second, “I can't believe it's real.” I just shook my head in disbelief.

Joe laughed, “I felt the same way when I got pushed.” He hugged me tighter, “You've worked hard, and earned a place at the top. You deserve this.”  I didn't believe it, but it was hard to deny it when I had an outpouring like this. “Think of it.... you and I both at the top of the company. The big dog and his queen.” He turned me to face him.

I just laughed. “Ok, yeah, I'm getting pushed, but there's a lot of steps between me and the top.” I circled my arms around his neck.

“You'll get there.” His face changed as he looked at me. He kissed me deeply then trailed kisses down to my neck. “Let's celebrate.” He said, his lips against my pulse point. His hand wandered down to my ass, grabbing a handful and squeezing me closer to him. I moaned as I felt his dick press against my stomach. I brushed my hand over his crotch, finding the outline of his hard cock and running my fingers over it.

Without warning, I dropped to my knees and undid his button and zipper. He wrapped a hand under my arm trying to pull me up. “Not tonight baby. Tonight YOU get to relax and enjoy me pleasing you.

I shot him a sly look. “Yeah... It's MY night. I get to do whatever I want, and I want your cock in my mouth.” He moaned as he helped me remove his pants and sat on the corner of the bed. He moaned again as I kitten licked the head of his cock. I stroked the shaft slowly, teasing his head, wrapping my lips around it and licking the pre-cum off it.

Instinct-fully, his hand went to the back of my head, curling his fingers through my hair and grabbed a handful. It wasn't painful, but when he pushed my head down on his cock, I couldn't pull back up. I choked on his length, and saw him realize what he was doing. “You need to learn some patience,” I teased him by chiding him over the same thing he always chided me about. He laughed loud as he looked down at me.

“Sounds familiar,” He said, reaching for my waist and trying to drag me up to the bed. I simply shook my head no as I took him in my mouth again. He moaned again. “You're so fucking good at this.” He put his hand in my hair again, but didn't push me down this time. He brushed his fingers through my hair and watched as I swallowed his cock over and over and stroked his balls. “So.... Fucking.... good.” He groaned out. I could feel his balls tightening and felt it spread through his body. He was going to cum soon if I didn't stop. I slowed down, feeling every inch of him as I buried his dick in my mouth one more time before removing it and licking along the underside from his balls to his head. “Oh fuck.”

When he tried again to pull me up, I let him, leaving a trail of kisses up his torso as I went. Once we were face to face, he kissed me softly, slipping his tongue in my mouth before flipping me onto my back and kissing his way down me. When he reached my hood, he looked up into my eyes. “My turn,” was all he said before running his tongue from my taint to my clit, flicking the sensitive bud a few times. I cried out at the feel. “My queen.” He licked the path again. “My sweet, fucking queen.” He wrapped his arms around my legs, using one hand to hold my hips down as he circled my clit with a finger from his other hand. I moaned low and long. “Does that feel good?”

“Yes.” I tried to stop talking, but instead “Yes. Yes. Yes,” came pouring out of my mouth as he pushed his tongue inside me. I tried to talk, but only managed to groan in pleasure. Just as I neared my orgasm, he switched so his fingers were inside me, and his tongue toyed with my clit. I became a mess, lost in the pleasure he was giving me.

His voice brought me back to reality, “Breathe for me baby girl. Don't force your orgasm... let it happen.” His fingers continued to pump in and out of me, hitting my g-spot every time. “Relax. Just let it happen.” When he felt my body relax, he resumed the slow torture of my body, his lips wrapping around my clit as he sucked softly. Slowly, gently, a wave of warm white energy ran through my body, overtaking everything. After a minute or so, I realized Joe had climbed his way up my body and was stroking my hair with his right hand as left fingers slid in and out of my cunt, slowly bringing me down from my orgasm. “Good girl.” He kissed me gently. “That's my queen.”  

Once he was certain the orgasm was over, he removed his fingers and slid his hard cock into me. He filled me completely, and it felt so good I cried out. “You ok?” he asked as he pressed a kiss to my forehead.

I tried to answer him, but only managed a moan. He chuckled quietly. “Good.” I expected some slow, gentle sex, but instead he thrust inside me hard and fast for a few minutes. The pleasure was overwhelming, from the feel of him filling me to the grunts that escaped him to his fingers twisting my nipples to the point of pain. I felt as if I was on the verge of cumming again. I tried to force a second orgasm to relieve the pressure, but my body wouldn't comply. I was left on the verge as he pulled out of me, grabbed my waist and flipped me onto my hands and knees. “Keep breathing,” he reminded me as he slid his dick inside me.

I cried out, “So fucking..... deep. I can't....” I couldn't finish. My second orgasm washed over me, and Joe had to wrap his arm around me to keep me from falling into the comforter. He eased up his thrusts a little.

“You ok, baby girl?” he grunted to me. My mouth opened, and noises came out, but I had no control over them. “Answer me baby.” I just nodded yes. “Are you ready for more?” he asked.

More? There was more? What more could there be? I'd already had 2 of the most amazing orgasms of my life, and he was offering me more? I nodded yes, and he stopped holding back. He fucked me fast and hard, his hands on my hips, his fingers grabbing my hips so tight, I knew they would bruise.

A third orgasm swept over me, and I cried out. He leaned over my back, pulled my hair back and grabbed it with his left hand, pulling hard as he fucked me. “Oh Fuck! That's...” This time he was the one having troubles talking, and a second later, he roared as he came. “Fuuuucccckkk,” he said as he filled me with his cum.

He pulled out of me quickly, leaving our combined juices to leak down my leg. He pulled me down onto his chest, and pressed his lips to my forehead in one long kiss. I relaxed into his arms, running my fingers over his chest as I did.

We didn't say anything for a few minutes. We laid there stroking, petting, kissing and recovering. “Is that how champions fuck?” I teased him, and he laughed out loud.

“Yeah, baby girl. That's how champions fuck, and you're definitely ready to be a champion.”  

[nocturncls]

hello ! ♡ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ   i’m tia, member of the famous 97liner grandma group chat ( and that one person who can’t shut up in her intros but when it comes to actually talking to people suddenly has the vocabulary of  pikachu season 1-13. anyway ). this is my shady sunflower adora, and she’s a new muse of mine. tbh i haven’t figured her out, so i’ll also continue being a mess™ here -- but i’m so excited to be here and i hope to write with all of you. (๑￫ܫ￩)  if you catch me saying something dumb, i haven’t watched pokemon for ages and *grandma vc* i only know the games for the game boy and nintendo ds, so i blame everything on that. 

WOW  i told you, i love talking too much in my intros (Ｔ▽Ｔ)  , so let me quickly finish this by guiding you to my wanted connections below, hehe . also if you want to plot just hmu or give this a like  and i’ll run to you parkour style ! ♡ (ﾉ∀`♥)

♡  growing up adora’s parents had doted on her, spoiled her and given her everything they couldn’t have when they were young.

♡  it wasn’t adora who demanded all the things she was given, but her parents (whose jobs i haven’t decided yet, but lets pretend it’s something they can live a comfortable life with)  who both didn’t grow up with much and wanted their child to only know the good things the world offered.

♡ while, adora (who still went by the name nayeon back then) didn’t become that spoiled brat everyone else expected her to be, she grew up quite naive. she expected the same kindness her parents would give to her. the thought that anyone could corrupt her and use that blind loyalty against her never even crossed her mind. (she was that “you really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?” arthur meme)

♡ it would be a lie to say her parents weren’t concerned about how gullible their daughter was. that’s why they gifted her her first pokemon (back then umbreon was still a eevee) , in hopes he would protect her if adora found herself in a tricky situation. 

♡ what they didn’t expect was that that present would also spark her curiosity and suddenly caused her to talk about wanting to discover other places outside johto with her pokemon.

♡ albeit, hesitant about letting her go in the end they agreed to it, but they also secretly hoped that she might return sooner when she realizes that her journey might become a lonely one.

♡ (un)fortunately (because spoiler alert  *love alarm vc* someone within a 10 meter radius is friggin shady*) she met another pokemon trainer on her journey and throughout their journey they became close, if not best friends.

♡ everything seemed fine about them, but what adora didn’t notice was that they would bring her on the wrong track and try to force their  beliefs on her (spoiler alert 2: that person was a member of team steel )

♡ adora assuming that her “best friend” only wanted her best for her allowed them to convince her and somehow she found herself in that organization and becoming something like a member.

♡ after not too long even adora noticed how twisted the thing they were doing were and it didn’t take her too long to express her concerns to her friend.

♡ expecting that her friend would understand her and even hoping that they would leave the organization with her, she was met with utter shock when her friend refused to go with her and even threatened her.

♡ too scared of what might happen to her and her pokemon, she secretly left with her pokemon the same night.

♡  random hc but that the same night her eevee also evolved to umbreon (bcs i thought it would  be funny when adora would be like “huh u look different, is that even u ? but lemme take you with me*)

♡ due to her being an ex member (although it was quite short) she decided to change her name from nayeon to adora, to make sure no one could track her. 

because this is getting long, i will quickly add some wanted connections here (*ﾉ∀`*)

♡  someone who knows about her being an ex member of team steel: although adora actually never did any shady stuff, maybe they might have seen her with them. we can make it dramatic and perhaps something happened to y/m and they think adora had to do something with it. or they might threaten her to tell others about it. or we can make it funny where adora thinks they want to spill the secret and constantly avoids them, although y/m has no intention to do it. and is just confused why adora tries to avoid them. 

♡ if it works and your muse also used to be an ex member of steel, her former best friend (or at least she believed they were her best friend). maybe they regret their actions and want to apologize to her or anything is fine sdnssddsd

♡  someone from her past who knows her: it’s similar to the one above, just that y/m knows her and is utterly confused why she changed her name and is acting so different from back then.

♡  ( real ) best friends: BECAUSE who doesn’t love a good friendship *clenches fist*. after finding out her so called best friend betrayed her, adora doesn’t trust people as easily as she used to but with y/m she learns that there are plenty of people that won’t use her. a soft and warm friendship plot please where both help each other out to pursuit their dreams or share their struggles ?? bcs gimme all the heart warming moments  (๑￫ܫ￩)

♡ childhood friends : they lost touch but by pure accident they meet again. they can rekindle or maybe they don’t even like each other anymore because y/m or adora has changed too much. perhaps they also might become rivals (it can be in that shounen sport anime way where they will later have that dramatic hand shake and be like “next time you’ll lose” and secretly admire the other. or they just don’t like each other-)

♡ brickering friends: because who doesn’t love a good tom and jerry friendship. also because i just had this hc where they’re all childish and like “your pokemon is ugly :/”.

♡ exes (bad terms, good terms etc): because who doesn’t love a good exes connection and a little heart break. maybe they broke up because adora ghosted on them (it might be the time where she joined team steel or after she left and tried to leave everything and everyone from her old life behind). y/m might be confused what they did to her and still ponder on it. bonus point: if they meet again on accident after a long time .

♡  unrequited love: ( PUTTING THIS HERE BCS I LOVE a good ol’ painful unrequited love plot ) it can go both ways, either adora has a crush on y/m or the other way. *clenches fist* because (if she isn’t the one with the unrequited love) adora is a big softie which also makes her an arse because she’ll try not to hurt the other and lead them on or never really rejecting them. 

JUST GIVE ME EVERYTHING SCREAMS! i’m down for anything i just couldn’t come up with more- 

[corgisocks]

85 questions

tagged by @ribenaflip 💞💕💖💗

rules: answer these 85 questions and tag 20 people

EDIT: as of 2019, this tag is like 20% irrelevant to what i’m like now....did it in 2017 so

— what was your last…

1. drink: water

2. phone call: it was me calling jojo’s phone so they could find it

3. text message: “I am having a major crisis”

4. song you listened to: coffee & tv by blur

5. you cried: that’s tmi but also saying it’s tmi is tmi and all of this is tmi so what am i DOING

— have you ever…

6. dated someone twice: nooo

7. kissed someone and regretted it: yes i kissed a piece of toast and it got crumbs all over my face

8. been cheated on: if i have been that’d be concerning seeing as i’ve never not been single

9. lost someone special: not recently.

10. been depressed: 24 hours 7 days a week m8

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: what is an alcohol? (no)

— fave colours

12. vermilion 13. cerulean 14. very very dark grey

— in the last year have you…

15. made new friends: YEET (shoutout to the gc)

16. fallen out of love: i WISH (lmao it’s been 2 years please end me)

17. laughed until you cried: yea obvs

18. found out someone was talking about you: many times. many many many times.

19. met someone who has positively changed you: YES. my bestest buddy has and not in a bad way. i’m definitely a better and happier person because i met him

20. found out who your friends are: i never think about friendships in that kind of way. and if i did i probs wouldn’t care to be like ‘they were a shitty friend’ instead it’d just be like they were someone in my life and it sucks that they’re not/don’t want to be in a good way anymore but shit happens. and i don’t take it personally

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list: what is a face book because if it’s like a book of faces i kissed myself in the picture of my group of friends that is in my yearbook

— general

22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know irl: again…what is a face book

23. do you have any pets: YEET

24. do you want to change your name: i mean idk i think i’d be cool with just usin a nickname for now i’ll figure the legal stuff out later

25. what did you do for your last birthday: went to my friend’s birthday party. spent almost all of it looking for one of the people who was invited with two of my bros. then i saw wonder woman, went to a reallyreally good korean bakery, and then went to the empire state building. and last but not least, the next day, my friends came over and we played clue and mariokart. all in all it was a 10/10 birthday tbh! (it was an anomaly though ngl my birthday this year is going to be infinitely more depressing)

26. what time did you wake up today: 5:30 am cos my school starts too fuckin early ;(

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: taking a shower

28. what is something you can’t wait for: plake’s upcoming single (it’s my fav and i’ve been wanting it in my library for m o n t h s so i’m 110% ready for it

30. what are you listening to right now: the sound of people talking

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom: i was at an improv comedy show and of all people i was picked to volunteer and when i was on stage my shoe fell off and one of the comedians who was called tom was like 'your foot has been borne to the audience’

32. something that’s getting on your nerves: my own exhaustion!

33. most visited website: my school’s online gradebook 😬

34. hair colour: really dark brown (some people think it’s black but NO)

35. long or short hair: short...it will never be long again i assure you

36. do you have a crush on someone: yes ;(((

37a. what do you like about yourself: i may be an awful person atm but at least i can understand why i am the way i am and know how to improve

37b. what’s something you don’t like about yourself: too many things. rn though i don’t like how i come off as like a 'show-off’ when i’m trying to help people cos me trying to get them to like actually understand what they’re learning always sets em off even though it’d be worse to just do things my own confusing way and leave em in the dust. i also hate how i get frustrated with them (and myself tbh) when that happens

38. want any piercings: hecc no

39. blood type: i legit have no clue

40. nicknames: lou, coco

41. relationship status: what is a relation ship

42. sign: gemini

43. pronouns: he/they i GUESS

44. fave tv show: peppa pig tbh

45. tattoos: hecc no!

46. right or left handed: BOTH

47: ever had surgery: nope 😬

48. piercings: once again HECC NO

49. sport: used to do tennis and track. now i kind of just do a lil bit of everything for fun and i love biking and running

50. vacation: yes please. i need a vacation from LIFE

51. trainers: i’ve had the same old black nikes for three years and the same flip flops for five ;( (and i also have some black converse high-tops that i never wear unless i need to look 'nice’ whoops)

— more general

52. eating: i prefer raw foods to pretty much everything so poke bowls are my jam. i’m also a vegetarian who doesn’t eat fruit because what is self-care??

53. drinking: water. it’s important to stay hydrated

54. i’m about to watch: my surroundings that aren’t my phone

55. waiting for: this tag to be over. yikes

56. want: to pass english for ONE GODDAMN MARKING PERIOD before i graduate cos i haven’t since mp1 of ninth grade during which i got a 99 (now i have a 15 look how far i’ve come!!)

57. get married: i mean…

58. career: ah yes i’ll probably have one of those

— which is better

59. hugs or kisses: y'all mean in relationships? no pref. generally speaking though i almost always hate both

60. lips or eyes: no pref

61. shorter or taller: no pref…

62. older or younger: i don’t think about any of this shit i am so confused!!

63. nice arms or stomach: what constitutes an arm or stomach being nice?

64. hookup or relationships: labels ew neither is good

65. troublemaker or hesitant: somehow i’m both. like i’m loud as fuck and kind of obnoxious and audacious but i also have 9.9/10 self-control. so like i would be cool with either type of person

— have you ever

66. kissed a stranger: i hope not

67. drank hard liquor: hecc no

68. turned someone down: i thought i was gonna have to but that never happened WHEW

69. sex on first date: what is this “sex” you speak of? what is a “date”?

70: broken someone’s heart: i hope not! except hearts are kinda squishy so like i probably haven’t

71. had your heart broken: no although my heart rate’s so high i fear it will explode one of these days

72. been arrested: so far, no

73. cried when someone died: :((( chris cornell. i was lookin up soundgarden on google to find tour dates near where my uncle lives and then i saw it and i was like 'no. nononono. nonononononononono.’ then i let one tear escape from the ducts in my eyes before going into denial river. (aren’t i so fuckin clever 😤😤😤)

i also cried during a tribute to chester bennington at a muse concert if that counts

74. fallen for a friend: once again ew labels but y'all should know by now that i HAVE and i’m STILL falling ;(

— do you believe in

75. yourself: i have no concept of anything in existence and this tag has made me realise that. whoops

76. miracles: i could ramble about this one but i don’t have the time

77. love at first sight: dunno, but i will say that when i met my best friend i knew i was going to love him from how he acted and what his sense of humour is like. he’s so unique really like you can TELL he’s his own person and he owns it without trying to

78. santa claus: yes but only cos i’m tryin to stay off the naughty list

79. angels: what is an angels

— misc

80. eye colour: this is a subject that has been widely debated so for now i’ll just say they’re either grey or green or both

81. best friend’s name: zeke

82. favourite movie: i have no concept of having a favorite movie unless it’s based on who it’s by so i’ll say my favorite pixar movie is wall-e for the sake of having something down for this question. otherwise it’s probs either memento or the imitation game.

83. favourite actor: myself 🤔

84. favourite cartoon: oh shit that’s too hard. my favs as a young child were tom and jerry and the first season of the pokémon anime and i guess my fav one that’s more 'mature’ is bojack horseman (although i’ve only seen half the first season lol)

85. favourite teacher’s name: my favorite is either nicole, hyungmin, rebecca, eileen, hayley, matt, kevin, or robert, but like…i hate picking cos that’s just unfair. so idrk

can’t tag rn but do this if you want to i guess

[kenshiliker]

mcfuck load of things i was tagged in going here thanks everyone that tagged me & im sorry for this Entire Mess

Also I was tagged in 3 different things that have like similar fuckign questions so im jst gonna stick them all into 1 tag bc if not you’d have me repeating my damn names 18 times and thts no fun for Anyone)

Meet the blogger meme (Tagged by @bodhierso, thank u ark!! @woehuxbub tHJANKS FAMTHER & @orsonkraennic)

i. name:  徐

ii. nickname: OH LORD I HAVE SO MANY um I’ll just put the main ones; Brucie, Jerry, Tiaan, King Dickard II

iii. zodiac sign: Sagittarius / Dragon (Chinese Zodiac)

iv. height: ??? UH I think 160 cm the last I measured but I’m not sure. Over 5′3″ iirc.

v. orientation: Ace (the helpful place)

vi. ethnicity: Chinese 

vii. favorite fruit: Orange, Strawberry and Banana, L E M O N (u fucKIGN COWARDS)

viii. favorite season: Autumn/Winter but I’m stuck in hell so guess I’ll Die

ix. favorite book / book series: I don’t read many books but I like Shakespeare’s stuff & also Sherlock Holmes

x. favorite flower: Hibiscus rosa-sinensis (this is as patriotic as I get tbh), PLANTA GENISTA

xi. favorite scent: Nothing too strong or I’ll feel nauseous. Maybe a soft vanilla? ...And maybe orange. Or Lemon.

xii. favorite color: ORANGE (funny story is that my dad’s fav colour was orange and I decided to project frm a young age and wow guess what Orange has been my fav colour ever since), White, Black, Blue, Red

xiii. coffee, tea or cocoa: T e a slorp slorp

xiv. average sleep hours: Depends on what I have planned the next day. Lately (due to exam month) it’s been about 5 hrs per week so guess I’ll die

xv. cat or dog person: I like both as long as I’m not being chased

xvi. favorite fictional characters: ghhh Bruce Wayne, Tiaan Jerjerrod, Illya Kuryakin, B.J. Hunnicutt, Freddy Newandyke, Cal Lightman, (and Duke of Aumerle & Richard II if they count,,, hte Shookspeare version)

xvii. dream trip: UK,,, Get Me Out Of Here, 

xviii. blogs created: 4 (This one, TMFU blog, Secret Shakespeare Blog & Secret Art Blog) (I haven’t posted on the latter two) (That’s why they’re a ‘secret’)

xix. number of followers: 940 here (how even the Fuck) & 1582 on the TMFU blog.

xx.  random fact: I recently sat on the hard wood floor for 10 hours straight (s/o to you if you remember this) and felt myself just physically shrivel up and die. I literally hurt everywhere bc if I wasn’t sitting down, I was laying on the ground and gOD It took me a week to feel better but yeah god 11/10 would not recommend

xxi. number of blankets you sleep with: There’s like 4 on my bed lmao I’M LIVING

xxii.  blog created: I’ve had a tumblr since like... 2010 and I didn’t really use it until 2012, 2013 was my first year I was really active

xxiii. nationality: Malaysian

Tagged by Krenny again, to answer all these questions, and then tag 15 people 5 things you’ll find in my bag: SUPERMAN WALLET, Phone, Powerbank + Cable, Earphones, Art Supplies

5 things you’ll find in my bedroom: 5000 Stuffed Animals, DC shit, SW garb, The decapitated head of Jar Jar Binks that greets the visitors, Convention merch (+4 GAY REALLY FUCKING GAY, SO GAY THAT IF MY PARENTS FOUND THEM I’D BE FUCKING DEAD, fanbooks of TMFU which are in Chinese, sent by my lovely Internet Sister)

5 things I’ve always wanted to do: Get some air-dry paper clay and make tiny sculptures or something, learn how to paint properly, have nice handwriting, visit the UK again, WATCH A PLAY

5 things that make me happy: My unhealthy coping mechanisms, my favs, my friends!!, drawing (sometimes), reading/learning about something I’m interested in

5 things I’m currently into: TIM ROTH, LIE TO ME, Shakespeare, Star Wars, DC

5 things on my to do list: Get good fuckin grades for once in my damn life aye, finish watching Lie To Me, finish reading As You Like It and Othello, finish the school year & be done with it for the rest of my life, memorise all the experiments for the physics syllabus by Thursday if not my teacher will literally grill me

and lastly, tagged by @bunn1cula​ and Krenny again! Thank u two am loaf the both of u,

the last

1. drink: water 2. phone call: irl friend that is saved as ‘Mr. Pink’ in my phone (as per their request fhghg) 3. text message: ‘👌👌’ or if chats count then:

4. song you listened to: HOOKED ON A FEELING 5. time you cried: Yesterday while watching Lie To Me 6. dated someone twice: Nooooot yet 7. kissed someone and regretted it: NOT FOR ME THnks 8. been cheated on: ?? I don’t know. Probably not. 9. lost someone special: Yes 10. been depressed: Yeah, still am, but I think it’s not so bad nowadays (hopefully). 11. got drunk and thrown up: Never

3 favourite colours

12. Orange 13. White 14. Black

in the last year have you

15. made new friends: Yeah, definitely!  16. fallen out of love: NOT YET BUT MAYBE SOON 17. laughed until you cried: GOD A HECK OF A LOT OF TIMES 18. found out someone was talking about you: No, not really. I mean, there’s an asshole in my class that loves talking shit about me but I honestly don’t give a fuck about him he’s Irrelavant. 19. met someone who changed you: I don’t really know,,, I think I’m still the same? 20. found out who your friends are: I’ve never really had an issue with anyone, really. Maybe except one or two people, but yeah, the rest of y’all are alright. 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: NO

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: About 60/93 of them. I plan to boot a ton of them after I graduate tho. 23. do you have any pets: UNFORTUNATELY NO but I’d love a cat 24. do you want to change your name: UM SURE I mean it’d be kinda nice bc I hate when people I hate tainted my name by calling it, so yea, Yes 25. what did you do for your last birthday: I don’t think I did anything at all. 26. what time did you wake up: 6.30 a.m. (gotta love tht School Life) 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: ,,,Watching Lie To Me, reading fics instead of studying for my exam, 28. name something you can’t wait for: GRADUATING and getting tf outta here. 29. when was the last time you saw your mum: Last night ghghg 31. what are you listening to right now: Stuck In The Middle With You 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: I was the person named Tom once, so, yes. 33. something that is getting on your nerves: My shitty fucking class/school. 34. most visited website: Tumblr, YouTube 35. hair colour: Dark brown 36. long or short hair: Short! 37. do you have a crush on someone: Mnnn 50/50 38. what do you like about yourself: I’m kinda sorta funny & I can draw sometimes 39. piercings: None 40. blood type: A+ 41. nickname: Jerry, Brucie, Tiaan, King Dickard II 42. relationship status: Single & That’s Alrighty 43. zodiac: Sagittarius 44. pronouns: He/Him or They/Them 45. favourite tv show: RN IT’S LIE TO ME (TIM ROTH COULD FUCKIGNG LIE TO ME RIGHT IN MY FACE & I’D BE LIKE WOW UR TELLIGN THE TRUTH I BELIEVE IN U), but I also like M*A*S*H, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. and The Twilight Zone 46. tattoos: I idon’t really want any! 47. right or left handed: Right

first

48. surgery: None to my knowledge, or maybe a few when I was super young bc my moves (lungs) are weak babe 49. piercing: None (my mom keeps trying to get me to pierce my ear but it’s not my thing, & also if I do get it i’ll only get one and it’ll be the Gay Ear) 50. sport: Football, I think? In any case, I’m bomb as hell at getting hit in the fucking head by the sports balls.  51. vacation: London or Australia iirc 52. pair of trainers: I don’t remember either, I can barely remember anything from 2016.

more general

53. eating: Nothing at the moment 54. drinking: Water 55. i’m about to: Nap or watch Lie To Me (I haven’t decided) 56. waiting for: My exams to be over 57. want: Nothing at the moment 58. get married: Sure? I’m not really opposed to marriage as a whole, but if it starts getting yikes you bet your ass I’m gonna fucking bounce 59. career: I don’t have a career rn but I’d like to do illustration/concept art it seems p cool. Either that or become a psychologist and charge people $30 for readings.

which is better

60. hugs or kisses: I don’t like either 61. lips or eyes: Eyes 62. shorter or taller: I don’t really care. I love both short girls and guys (@tiM), and tall girls and guys are just as good! 63. older or younger: Doesn’t really matter to me either. 64. nice arms or nice stomach: Also doesn’t really matter but if ur arms are good I’m definitely eyes emoji af 65. hook up or relationship: Relationship. 66. troublemaker or hesitant: See, I’d say hesitant but I don’t really know that either. Just as long as you’re not doing some stupid shit we’re good.

have you ever

67. kissed a stranger: No 68. drank hard liquor: Nope.. Well, not to my knowledge. 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: I don’t wear either ghgng 70. turned someone down: No 71. sex on the first date: N O 72. broken someone’s heart: UH Yeah when I was 13 (how even the fucK.) 73. had your heart broken: yEP 74. been arrested: Never bc I’m a cop, Larry 75. cried when someone died: Yes. I’m okay throughout the funeral but the minute it registers that I’m never gonna see them again, I’m gooooone af. Even if I didn’t particularly like the person when they were alive. 76. fallen for a friend: YEAH!!! But it’s usually one of those new-friend crushes sourry.

do you believe in

77. yourself: I mean, Sometimes. It’s like... Can I do it? Most Likely. Did I do it correctly? Most Likely Not. 78. miracles: Not really, no. 79. love at first sight: Yeah, sure, I mean everyone’s different, so who’s to say just because I don’t feel it someone else doesn’t. 80. santa claus: No way my dude 81. kiss on the first date: Depends bc at mY AGE I’m not boutta put my face anywhere near someone else’s thts jst weird 82. angels: Mayhaps,,,, I don’t believe that they don’t exist, if that makes sense.

other

83. current best friend’s name: Mmmnnnn Kylogram (Kyle Ron), maybe? I’ve a few best friends. 84. eye colour: Dark brown, they look kinda nice in the sun I guess. 85. favourite movie: RESERVOIR DOGS, Four Rooms, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead, The Lion in Winter, TMFU, Wonder Woman, ROTJ, Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade

--

This is a big Mess, but yeA I’m tagging whoever was mentioned above & no one else bc this has gone on for long enough, to do the one you weren’t tagged in or hell do the first one if you want, bc that one is a compilation of like 3 different tag memes ghfh. Good bye u all.

(OH YEAH if ur a mutual/follower/whoEVER who sees this feel free to do if if you’d like!! Say I tagged you if you’d like to c:)

[the-v-gan]

☆…SHOULD WE KNOW US A LITTLE BETTER TAG…☆

Tagged by @marksonislovely (thanksssss mommmm ♡)

RULES: you must answer these 92 statements and tag 20ppl… THE LAST: 1. Drink: water 2. Phonecall: Home 3. Text message: my friendu @blurguppy 4. Song you listened to: GOT7 ‘Go higher’ (you can imagine me turning up on the bus as i travel to school) 5. Time you cried: the two nights before (I watched Fly in Seoul Final and the boys was just so emotional and my heart just) 6. Dated someone twice: nope (i am a virgin at dating, so don’t even ask) 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: no (i am also a virgin at this) 8. Been cheated on: ehhhhhh if friends are considered, yes. (I SWEAR) 9. Lost someone special: yes 10. Been depressed: ?? (what is this even) 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nope (also virgin at this omg i need a life)

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12-14: Red, white, blue

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: yeahhhhhhh

16. Fallen out of love: Fell in love instead (with 7 boys) (where all my ahgases at)

17. Laughed until you cried: always

18. Found out someone was talking about you: nope (no shade pls)- WAIT THERE WAS

19. Met someone who changed you: yessie  ♡

20. Found out who your friends are: yes, in a good way

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: nope (i am a child ok someone teach me on how to live a life) (and my facebook is prolly ded)

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: ehhhhh idk haaaaaaaaa once again what facebook

23. Do you have any pets: no (I want a golden retriever and all the types of dogs omg♡)

24. Do you want to change your name: nope nope nope (even though my friend has brought back that spongebob joke)

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: dinner with my fam; received gifts from friends omg they are the sweetest

26. What time did you wake up: what is wake up, more like wake me up inside (i cant wake up)

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: drawing mark’s ceci photos until my eyes felt like it was falling out

28. Name something you can’t wait for: graduation (??) (i want my diploma)

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: an hour agoooooooo 

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: hmmmmm maybe my sweat glands (am i answering this right) because my skin is raining 24/7 i swear its hot all the time out here.

31. What are you listening right now: listening to the sound of the air conditioner in the quiet lab (and i heard footsteps in here) (this place isnt haunted right)

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: no, but I have talked to someone called Jerry (tom holland talk to me pls)

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: when someone gets butthurt so easily and is gets salty about it like what even 

34. Most visited Website: tumblr is bae

35. i don’t know what the question was haha + 36. same + 37. same -no idea what this is but anyway+38 same (i’ll just go in order by number ha) what?😂 (what is this what is this what is this ok i should move on)

38. Haircolor: brown black-ish (i have been on this earth for 18 years and i still dk what color is my hair)

39. Long or short hair: medium (ah ha not even in the options of this question)

40. Do you have a crush on someone: yes (always, on all the hot boys) (in kpop) (ok srsly, yes)

41. What do you like about yourself: i love that i love food and I can draw (does that count ok idk lalalalala) (draw all my baes wooohooooooooo)

42. Piercings: one on each ear

43. Bloodtype: A

44. Nickname: Squrriel (i freaking swear this bobsponge joke)

45. Relationship status: single ladies all the single ladies

46. Zodiac: LEO LEO LEO LEO 

47. Pronouns: he, she

48. Favorite TV Show: 13 reasons why and if anime counts, attack on titan (s3 next year yayyyyyy) and if kdrama counts, Weight-lifting fairy Kim Bokju (i ship)

49. Tattoos: nope nope

50. Right or left hand: rightie ♡

51. Surgery: nope nope (unless my birth was counted) (ok maybe not, natural birth babyyyyyyyyy)

52. Piercing: errrrrrr my ears (?) (i answered that?)  refer to 42

53. Sport: i am an unhealthy artist who sits on her ass all day

55. Vacation: been to hongkong, malaysia, thailand and taiwannnnnn (i wanna go to oppa-land aka S.Korea aka where my baes are at)

56. Pair of trainers: what does this question mean ok someone help 

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: I love home cooked food, preserved foods, outside food (i love food)

58. Drinking: water is bae

59. I’m about to: go buy food (after i answering everything) (when will this end)

61. Waiting for: this to end (my stomach is screaming at me)

62. Want: happiness to the world and health to my fam and friends

63. Get married: waiting for one of my 7 husbands to accept my proposal ok but srsly, yes i hope.

64. Career: unemployed; futurn intern who needs cash now (hire me pls) 

WHICH IS BETTER

65. Hugs or kisses: hugs (i havent done this kissing thing omg)

66. Lips or eyes: eyes 

67. Shorter or taller: taller for bae but anything fits

68. Older or younger: age is just a number (its actually a word haaaaaa)

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: nice arms (btw have yall seen mark tuan’s arms omg i died and revive and died again)

71. Sensetive or loud: loudddddd (no sensitive omg i cant take that)

72. Hook up or relationship: relationship (duh)

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a stranger: no no no (why)

75. Drank hard liquor: nope (i am alrdy going to be 19 and i havent done shit)

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: i have been wearing them (my glasses) for more than a decade, i would slap myself if i lost them

77. Turned someone down: i got no one to turn down (cries into the abyss) 

78. Sex in the first date: nooooooooo what this even i havent even kissed anyone whatttttt

79. Broken someones heart: errrrrrr idk (maybe that boy in preschool) (he was shorter than me and was butthurt) (but it was just tru)

80. Had your heart broken: yes (irl and also by all the korean boys who are snatching my hearts ok stahp yall)

81. Been arrested: um not arrested but got arrested into the got7 fandom haaaaaaaaaa guilty

82. Cried when someone died: yup

83. Fallen for a friend: hmmmmmmm no yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: errrrrrrr most times

85. Miracles: YES

86. Love at first sight: yes (still waiting for this to happen irl)

87. Santa Claus: I believed in santa because i thought my dad was santa 

88. Kiss in the first date: no (once again i have never tried this)

89. Angels: yes

OTHER:

90. Current best friends name: grace

91. Eyecolor: dark-brown

92. Favorite movie: i am a trash for good movies esp horror (even tho i get scared all the time and ask myself why all the time)

Tagging: @umma-jy @wang7gae @marksseunie @bxmbxmn @blurguppy @emiipopo @the-assgoblin (i need more tumblr friends omg help)

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