#it fits and you can't tell me otherwise/ hj

[literallychen]

˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ TGC with a S/O who games ♡

A/N: No pronouns used, pretty much just sweet fluff, use of the term "mantitties", proofread but I am very tired

Issacwhy

Definitely would lay on your upper thighs while you play

Give you tips on a game he's never played and when they don't work blames "the ping" or some other stupid response

Would play/stroke your hair if you were doing something boring in the game

Points and taps on the screen at character customization that fit your aesthetic and don't stop until you have it on your character

Will always play with you if it's a game that he knows

Softwilly

Definitely scrolling through twitter while you play, putting his phone down every minute to see how you're doing

You'll tell him that you're going to play the game later in the day/week and he googles guides and watches videos on the game so he can impress you if you are struggling/need help

Doesn't talk much while you play but definitely makes absent noises in the background

Always ends up falling asleep while you play

Larry

Giggles at pretty much anything you do

Would definitely put on your favourite movie in the background just so you have something to do if your bored

Almost always offers to grind for you in game if you want/need a object

Just does silly shit all around, like poking you or throwing stuffed animals at you

Brings you water/snacks while you play so you don't forget to listen to your body; cause he's fallen down that path before

Yumi

He's a big baby and you can't convince me otherwise

You two would have the stupidest conversations ever while you play

"why is red called red…"

"… what?"

"like why can't it be called purple?"

"Yumi… I am try to get Bella Goth to cheat on Mortimer Goth with my sim, I don't think I'm the person you should be asking that question"

Plays lofi/calmer songs while you play

Grunk

Draws little shapes on your skin while you play

^ Also plays with your hair

Bro almost always plays with you; If you buy a game he will buy it as well just so you to can play together

Nonstop smiling. He's smiling while you do absolutely anything. Top tier boy

If you do anything impressive immediate response will be :0

^ Sniffs when you die/lose and does a :( face

BigT

Overall vibes are peaceful

You two honestly tend to go for more relaxed games

Honestly I refuse to believe he's not a really laidback guy & very calm

Light jazz playing distantly in the background while you just talk about life and the game

Laying on his chest cause hnnnggg those mantitties (/hj)

He'll just stare at you, not in a weird way just admiring your beauty

^ Bro is in love with every part of you, he loves your voice and the way you smile when you're rambling about you're game, the way you scoff and roll your eyes when you lose, your laughter when something stupid happens- everything

He'll make stupid jokes about the game and eventually the room will be filled up with laughter

[savventeen]

hmm savv what would u do with mutual pining and woozi? :3c

daisy,,, beloved,,,,,,,,,, how dare you make me think about mutual pining w/ woozi ( /hj ) (i am already pining for him and thinking abt MUTUAL pining is going to drive me actually insane methinks g o d sdkjflskjdf)

ok so. SO. after vibrating in my seat and fantasizing abt lying down in the middle of the floor for the rest of time as i think about this concept, i have come to the following conclusion: mixtapes. and i mean in the classic "hey i made you this mixtape" sense

reader and jihoon are both producers for the same label and don't really interact that much at first. in fact, they don't actually even meet for the first time until soonyoung invites them both to his birthday party and they start talking shop, bonding over teasing soonyoung, and then ending the night with a promise to grab lunch together sometime.

fast forward a couple of months and they are officially Friends. they've managed to start a tradition of getting lunch together once a week and bitching about various work bullshit, and they've also started to hang out together in group settings after realizing they have more mutual friends as well

reader is the first one to send jihoon a song. it's a few hours after their weekly vent session, jihoon having taken up most of the time complaining about shitty higher-ups giving ridiculous deadlines and stuck-up idol wannabes trying to tell him how to do his job without having a clue about what his job actually is, and he gets a message from reader that says "i feel like this fits ur current mood" with a link to a song. [cw the song linked has a somewhat startling gun sound] he clicks on the link, curious, and then bursts out laughing after a few confused moments of listening bc that was NOT what he was expecting, at all

and that's how it starts, really. a few days later, he sends reader a song with the caption "how much u wanna bet soonyoung would choreograph something to this just bc it has the word 'tiger' in the title" / "no bet he absolutely would" / "ur no fun :P" / "sorry can't hear you i'm sending it to soonyoung as we speak"

pretty soon they're sending songs back and forth almost daily "what are ur thoughts on this" / "?? i don't speak french" / "and?" / "...ok yeah this is p good" "is this kinda close to the vibe you're trying to get for that one group you're working with?" / "not quite. but that's ok bc IM Vibin with this one" "i need u to stop whatever ur doing and listen to this with the bassist bass you can get with w/ ur setup" / "ok??" ... "holy shit" / "RIGHT?"

fast forward another couple of months, and reader shows up to jihoon's studio with a can of coke zero and a flash drive. "what's this?" / "this, my dear woozi-ssi, is going to be the solution to our creative blocks" and then reader goes on to explain their idea: they both have tracks that they're stuck on (personal, professional, or otherwise), and so they're gonna 'sisterhood of the traveling pants this shit' ('i literally have no idea what you're talking about'). aka: reader put some files they're having trouble with on this flash drive, and jihoon's gonna add any notes/ideas he has and then give it back with some of his own trouble files on it. rinse and repeat

and not only does it work ("ohmygod i've been trying to figure out that bridge transition for DAYS THANK YOU") but it also becomes Their Thing. like, they're used to collaborating with other writers/producers/etc bc it comes with the job, but something about this silly little flash drive... feels Special. [*cough*it's because they're catching Feelings*cough*]

tHIS IS GETTING SO LONG FUCK OKAY other things i would include in this fic: - one noticing the other has been working on a lot more love songs lately (or maybe a lot more Sad (read: pining) love songs) - reader has a bad day at some point and they end up losing the flash drive and they have a breakdown over it (jihoon comforts them and also helps them find it we love emotional hurt/comfort in this household) - scenes where they're individually waxing poetic about the other to different friends and the friends are like "bro. ur in love with them" "uh, no? they just have a great work ethic and a great taste in music also their lyricism is just—" "you. are. in. love." "i admire them professionally!

AND THEN THE CONCLUSION!! one of them decides to bite the metaphorical bullet and confess their Feelings. this could be either of them, but i'm gonna go with jihoon bc i can. so of course he can't just say "hey i love you" like a normal person, he has to confess through music. so he goes out and buys a new flash drive (with a really cute cover bc he knows they'd like it) and puts two folders on there. the first folder is full of instrumental files and is titled "all the times i couldn't find the words". and the second folder is titled "and all the times i could" and it's all love songs he's written inspired by/for reader

he sneaks into their studio and leaves the flash drive on your desk while you're in a meeting, and then he Waits and waits and waits some more until it's time to go home and it's been total radio silence and his heart feels like it's been crushed. so he starts to head home in the rain (bc i am a cheesy bastard and love rainy confession scenes) but after a few minutes of walking he hears shouting behind him and he turns to see you sprinting at him while screaming his name and before he can get a word out you're clutching his shoulders, soaked to the bone and asking "do you mean it? the songs, did— do you really mean it?"

and all he can do is nod because his heart still hasn't quite found its way back to his chest yet, and then he can't nod anymore because you're kissing him. you're kissing him, and he drops the umbrella he was holding and you're both kissing in the rain bc you're both obnoxious helpless romantics and "y/n-ah, i mean it— i mean it. i love you"

"i love you too, you stupid romantic bastard oh my god"

"hey, you're the one who started kissing me in the rain"

and it ends like the cheesy romcom this turned into bc i couldn't help myself and i need to lie down in a puddle of feelings now k thx

[send me a person and a trope/au and i'll tell you what kind of plot i'd write for them]

[arobraindead]

its been a bit since i've talked about all my headcanons.

And I wanna go into depth within them. So I will. Because I love acting like i'm correct /hj

HORRID HENRY HIMSELF!!:

Trans Man (⊙ˍ⊙): Yeah who's surprised at this one??? Look at how his great aunt treats him, look at how his parents treat him, look at how even his classmates treat him. forced fem on him at every chance given.

Extra gender things: I also think he could be demiboy and use he/it. Yes he feels very masc but i also think theres still this disconnect within him. And yes It/Its pronouns cus idk being treated like he's sub-human probably makes him feel connected to those pronouns :P

Gay: You think he likes girls? Hell no! First Ralph /hj. second have you seen that one clip of him watching a superhero tv show and how he looks at that MAN?? GAYASS BITCH FR! Also he's quoting the lines from the superhero's love interest (a girl) instead of the superhero himself.

Atleast aroace spec (greyromantic & demisexual): of course he is, I don't even wanna explain WHY. He's always disdained romance and stuff like that ESP in the valentines' episode. Of course he's not completly removed from it, it just seems like its very rare for him. Also he seems like the type to only be able to engage in intimate stuff when he has that emotional connection because I SAID SO :3

Other info: I like to headcanon him with heterochromia (blue & green eyes) cus people couldn't decide and those colors fit him very well.

His averge height is 5'8. Yeah I don't think he would be a shortie, he tall like his dad. Even his mum seems averge height and not short.

Of course this child gotta have a bunch of mental illnesses 😀:

Depression (of course a classic, why wouldn't he have it?), Anxiety (a underrated choice if I don't say so myself, this and depression go hand and hand.), ADHD (look at my neurodivergent boy), C-PTSD (well yknow... getting abused probably did it for him), and BPD (i've done more researched since I first thought of this for him and I can comfirm it 100% fits him)

-

THE RUDEST BOY OF THEM ALL!!!:

He's a cis boy. Sorry if you expected more. He COULD be demiboy but idk?? I think he does gender expression but idk he just seems just cis to me lol

Bisexual: YES SIR!!! He be liking ladies and flirting with them and hooking up with them LMAO but yknow... theres something also there for the gentleman (henry) don't you worry. There isn't AS much canon evidence of him also liking men but like.. come on, thats a bisexual man you can't tell me otherwise. As a bi I can confirm he's one of us fr!!

He's also 5'8 cus I can see it. They're the same height cus fuck height differences I am spiteful UWU

He got them hazel eyes cus look at that pretty boy!! :D

He's probably a little fucked in the head, got no clue what tho.. maybe he also got adhd idfk.

-

OOH we got a perfect boy (or girl) here with us today?:

Gender...: Oh damn.. idk. Greatly spans from cis boy to trans girl. vastly different. like my feminine boys but being a girl works too.

Sexuality: idk why. It just kinda makes sense. He likes girls, he likes boys. is there so much to understand? Also he would he aroace spec or just fully asexual.

blue eyes because of course (pretty sure thats canon anyways)

Of course this child gotta have a bunch of mental illnesses 😀:

OCD (because I do and I just see it in him), Anxiety (look at him), C-PTSD (same reasons as Henry), Autism (look at my neurodivergent child), He could have Bipolar??

Fucking shortie (5'4)

[cookii-moon]

I'm here to spread my Ninjago neurodiversity headcanons

because this fandom does not have enough of it and I felt like it. Also because i missed neurodiversity week by one day.

uhh yeah. I wanted to have an art too but I didn't expect posting this so soon-

Anyways.

Zaneeee the classic yay.

He's definitely neurodivergent.

I don't think he'd identify as anything in particular, but he identifies as neurodivergent cuz he's a nindroid and because of that doesn't fit in or think like neurotypicals.

He's a bit of an outlier because of that tho, even in neurodiverse places.

He's decently public because he's too innocent to see how anything could go bad just because he shared it. Poor Zane, bless him :,) he definitely ended up being harassed at least once.

Cole because everybody overlooks him and I'm disappointed /hj

Okay this man is autistic. Tell me otherwise. Tell me otherwise right now. Like have you seen him.

He's very closed off about being autistic. I feel like Lou was definitely not very accommodating of it and encouraged him to mask n stuff, (which btw can lead to a huge number of anxiety and self worth issues later down the line, so do not force people to mask).

There's a lot of stigma associated with autistic people that I feel like Cole definitely wouldn't enjoy, so he keeps it pretty tight under wraps and tries to mask when he can.

He especially doesn't like telling people he knows because he doesn't want a close friend to potentially start treating him like an infant or helpless, or assume he has no emotions or starting to distance themselves from him.

He hid it from the Ninja for the first few seasons. Around after S4-5 when he and Jay had become close again he decided to tell him. I feel like he was jealous or impressed by how open Jay is in comparison (we'll get to him in a moment) and how accepting the others were. Jay's reaction is easily summed up as *HAPPY NEURODIVERGENT SOLIDARITY SCREAMING* but also "I feel stupid for not connecting the dots" and then they went from bffs to... also bffs. But now they get to make adhd and autism jokes together.

Jay helped him be more comfortable and feel more confident in himself and he finally told the other Ninja after DotD because he ended up experiencing several massive sensory overloads at some point, since being autistic made it so that the issues you'd have from finally being able to touch things after a year or two would've been amplified ten fold, so he kinda had to tell them because it stuck around for several weeks.

He still isn't very public about it towards strangers, but he's getting better about feeling comfortable with it himself and not, yknow, experiencing social anxiety 24/7 around his friends.

He's definitely on like the mild-mid end of the spectrum. He doesn't need too many accommodations, but he does experience sensory issues and might need alternative explanations for some things.

He's usually pretty closed off when he first gets to know somebody, but overtime when he does get to know them and becomes comfortable with them he gets pretty social and sarcastic with them, which doesn't always go well since he can't tell when someone gets legitimately hurt or offended or when it's just part of the joke, so being more public about it with his friends has made it so they can communicate better with that type of stuff :D

...You may notice that this one is substantially longer than the rest and the reason for that is because I'm autistic so I feel more confident about writing about an autistic character. And also because autistic Cole makes me feel represented because way too many autistic characters are either robots (which is fine, but one of my symptoms is I have difficult to relate to those types of characters) or very stereotypical. So.

I try to keep the others shorter because I don't trust myself as much with those LOL.

Also he may be colorblind, but he's not sure.

Uhh Jay

Yeah

He has adhd, probably a comorbidity too like OCD or smthn. He's in the very hyperactive group, and he's pretty public about it because he feels comfortable with who he is and doesn't really care if some idiot takes issue with it (or well, pretends like he doesn't care, except he actually does)

And ye, that's uh, about all I have to say because I'm super hungry and tired sooo

Byeeee

[darlingpwease]

...oops??

Oh? I'm always happy when I don't have things to do at the moment. I usually just have some 'me' time or hang out with friends lol. sloth darling, so sweet <33,, /t

(RIGHT?! I tried to convince them yesterday that it was stupid. One guy in our group is at the top of the class, and he's the one who suggested it originally, saying we could try to do an avant garde thing with what we have or change it all together [both which are BAD IDEAS WITH WHAT WE HAVE SO FAR] and because he's at the top of the class, some other group members were like 'oh, okay then, if he can do it so can we' as if completely forgetting that this one guy has years of experience compared to us?? The others decided to just go along with it. Its just– I– AHH i'm a little stressed hahA)

By the end of this, I'm going to have to listen either way, I'm going to crash and I'll happily enjoy it lol

IM SORRYY :'□

...you think so?? ..mwah??

fertangerine?? what's that?? oh, so you are trying to kill me???

-panna cotta

nope, it won't work on me, honhon /t /j

... I'm just lying under a blanket in an embrace with plush,,,, my socializing and my "my" time is classified as "working" time</3 I am too intraspersonal intellectual not to consider "let's deal with ourselves :333" as another processing for which, moreover, I am not paid (which is also a huge omission) oh shush,,, don't make me blush; you've been too smooth lately, even more than usual,,,,,, (⸝⸝⸝╸▵╺⸝⸝⸝)

(I just hope that the score from this project doesn't affect yours too much, because it sounds like you decided to bet everything on zero in the casino, since the luckier guy is sure that you will be lucky. it's okay to take risks when you know it won't get any worse, but what's the point of increasing the risk if it's not entirely clear if it's not a high risk with a low reward,,, in the book "the art of war" it was said that it is not worth moving when it is not profitable, and here your case fits perfectly with this phrase sjgdhdgdhhd<///3 in the end, the guy in any case has a low chance of risk, since he is already good and one project will not affect anything, but I don't quite understand why the others agreed. it's a little too selfish for a group project when you all depend on each other, while for some it can seriously affect the assessment, but just make sure you don't get too nervous in the process, okay? I'm sure everything will be fine, but in any situation, try to stay confident and relaxed, control your face and speak loudly — even if something goes wrong, don't think that it's your loss; you should always keep your line to the end and perform solo, regardless of how others performed~ in any case, you are a smart little thing and worked great, don't give your resources too much, it's not your responsibility that they decided to radically change and that they obliged you — this is not exactly how teamwork should work<3 try to relax and have fun when you can neither destroy nor lead~)

hehehe~ then I'm looking forward to this moment so that you finally start taking care of yourself, even if the reason wasn't very good~ /t /hj

I can't. you don't even keep our memories together; surely you only remember about our babies when I speak, don't you? terrible, terrible. how can I forgive you?... only if you tell me that you agree to the terms of that list >:33333 /hj /ht THESE ARE YOUR OWN WORDS I just changed them a little<3

I mean, birds and an earthy shade? why not snails then? or blue? why so uncertain?... are you there kissing someone else??? /hj /t

oh! have you never eaten this? it's very tasty; to do this, you need to take handsome little Ferris, who hasn't grown too much yet due to lack of sleep, and put him on tangerine slices!!! very delicious😋❤︎ especially good if he is nervous about some things at this moment or tired!!! of course, embarrassed is best, but then he makes you want to just squeeze him, so I prefer scared :/// /t /j 🤨🤨🤨of course, otherwise why wouldn't I let the project do it? if you die, then only crushed in my pocket or in my arms, NOTHING else can do it🫤🫤🫤 /hj /ht

[tyranqueen]

the og immediately made me think of them so I HAD to make this

[justbiran]

SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2 EPISODE 17 OF DUNGEONS AND DADDIES

Damn I feel bad for Risky Click now....

That intro was dark, okay

"Hobby you get paid for" wait so does that mean that his mom doesn't like her job???

I love Link so much, all of his facts are just so.... Him

THIS PODCAST DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS- DEJA VUUUUU

*screech* is my new favorite character.

Them gasping at Scary's intro is one of my favorite things. The little things in life....

2050s??????? IT ISN'T 2050 IN CANON- WHERE'D THE TIMELINE GO?!? THEY SAID 25 YEARS LATER AFTER SEASON 1, SEASON 1 WAS AROUND 2020, SO WOULDNT IT BE THE 2040S???

pleassssseeee not the goofy taken impression

THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELLLLLLL PLEASE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT CELL ORGANELLES IN MY ANATOMY & PHYSIOLOGY CLASS TODAY

Scary has limits??? (/hj) Wowwwwwwww

Okay I'm starting to like Hermie.

DORITO DEVITO THAT'S THE BEST NAME EVER

Lark>>>> PLEASE GIVE US MOMMA LARK.

oh dorito has a horrifying voice

Lincoln.... Why.... 😭😭😭 we're never gonna get out of this papa johns arc

Don't you dare let my second favorite character die-

lArK you- I love him 😭

HERMIEEEEEEEEEEE SHITTT OKAY I LOVE HIM NOW

ALL FOUR CAN FIT IN THE BOX?!? 😭😭😭😭 SeVeN pEoPlE iN bOxEs-

120 boxes of pizza 😭😭😭😭 this is insane

"Can you order calzone people? Like is that an item on the menu?" I'M DONE- "They have like the big subs-" MHDYDKYDKGDKYXKYFKYX PLEASE STOP /j

~ad break~

Matt having a conversation with himself 😭😭😭😭 I'M CRYING- THIS IS SO FUNNY STOPPPPPP

WHY'D HE USE HIS OWN NAMEEEEEEEE MATT COME ON

"IT'S EARTH DUDE, THEY GOT *69" I love this cast so much

70 ORDERS OF BREADSTICKS WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING!!! 😭😭😭

YOU'LL SEE THE PRICE ON THE RECEIPT 😭😭😭😭😭😭 PLEASEEEEEEEE

LARK IS THE FUNNIEST OF THE "DADS" LIKE HE'S A "DILF", HE'S A MEME, HE'S ACTUALLY SOMEWHAT SANE, BUT HE ISN'T EVEN A DAD! He just wants to eat the calzones. Me too bestie.

You can just HEAR Lark grinning when he said "I did~" he's gotta be very proud of that.

LARK REGRESSING OH MY GOD PLEASE LET HIM BECOME THE LORD OF CHAOS AGAIN

Link/Matt totally wants to get rid of Hermie.

Risky "Rick" Click

Hermie alreAdy looks like Risky- I love this podcast so much y'all.

~ad break~ (Beth "our feet are touching" May)

"Here's a tip, get a new job!" That little bit- okay every bit is fantastic, I should stop.

YOU BUILT THE WRONG ROOM MOTHERFUCKER. Taylor needs to meet Glenn. This needs to happen. Make it happen.

This is gonna be a common occurrence isn't it. Trapping themselves in a room with Click.

4 EPISODES IN A ROW FOR INITIATIVE. *Scary groan style* OHHHH MY GODDDDDDDD.

SCARY NO-

"Just a polite concussion."

EXPLODES- HOLY SHIT SCARY-

What the fuck Hermie- this man is not normal. It has to be a likely, I mean he just automatically transforms into lookalikes of people 😭

AWWWWWWW HE PULLED HIM IN A HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG THAT'S SO CUTEEEEEE (I was kinda enjoying the almost childlike Lark and Sparrow, but that's fine)

"I'm sorry I said it" euhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh see this is why Lark is the better twin-

"Too old to share a calzone with your pop pop?" 😭😭😭

CHILD LARK! YOU'RE A VERY STRONG BOY!

Calzone- "Nothings fine; everything's fucked up. That's right, I said it: the f-word."

I love how Hermie went from loving Scary, to Normal, to Taylor.

The wombussy- please stop 😭

"You just hear them staring at each other" You HEAR their stares.

The ~purr~ of the engine of the 🐱wagon

Awwwwww this has gotten really sad really quickly... I just want to join the Norm + Sparrow hug. They both need it. More so Normal but whatever.

"We're gonna have to do it again" DON'T TELL ME IT'S CODE PURPLE. BITCH I'LL FUCKING LOSE IT IF WE GOTTA GET RID OF THE HELL BOIS. DON'T YOU DARE.

also Will's characters are always the main characters. you can't convince me otherwise.

[herofics]

Hey! Was wondering if you did suggestive content? (I was about to put slightly but this is very much out there, still not fully down and dirty though I don't think ((unless you wanna go there? 😏/hj)) so don't worry 💀💀)

So I was wondering, Dabi, Toga and Twice separately with a gn!so, right? And the s/o is like very open and expressive with everything, very important to note that it's very, very rare to actually see them like shyly flustered for this next part 💀

So basically, one day they're like in private with their s/o and like they're in the mood and whatever and it's building up to the actual thing but like when they're like just about

The *very* open and *very* expressive and *very* confident s/o just starts acting like extremely shy and flustered / embarrassed about everything... basically just a virgin... but... times... pi. Yes. Times pi.

"Oh my god naked bodies 😃😲😳😳🤯😳🤠😳🤯😳🥳"

"OH MY GOD SEX 😟🤓🙁😎😖😥😦😲🤪🤫😐🤭🤭🤗🤪🤗😝😗🥲🥰☺🥰🙃🙃🥰☺😅😝"

"OH MY GOD WE'RE *BOTH* NAKED 🤯🥳🤠🥳🤠🥳🤠🤯🥵🤠🥵🤯🤠😥🤠😥"

"STOP WHAT IF I DONT DO IT RIGHT 💀💀💀💀"

"UHH ARE YOU SURE ABOUT LIKE... DOING... *THIS*???? 😩😫🤯🥳😈😳😳😳😳"

Puts their arms around their head (kinda like deku actually! Just remembered he does that with homegirl uraraka) and just blushes at the fact that they're maybe, possibly, PERHAPS gonna go down. Honestly also just thinks about how beautiful their s/o is all the while 😇

PLS IM SORRY FOR THIS ITS BEEN ON MY MIND FOR AGES AND IF UR UNCOMFY I UNDERSTAND LIKE BEYOND CONPLETELY BUT AS THAT ONE IMAGE I SAW LIKE MONTHS AGO SAYS

"aw man! I can't find the fic that I want on tumblr! And not even the sickos on Ao3 have it, but I can't go about writing it myself!"

So I'm begging for help to my fav fic writer here 💀 I am so sorry that you had to be cursed with this ask 🙏 I truly am

I made you some HCs, since I didn’t feel like doing scenarios and I can fit more stuff into them. I’ve been meaning to add to the rules that suggestive stuff is okay, and I hope this is okay. Toga is aged up to 18 or over and the guys are with a partner of their own age too. I have this one NSFW Dabi post if you want something actually smutty, it’s older so probably not very good. If someone doesn’t want to see posts of this type, blacklist the tag: suggestive. Thank you for requesting this, it was fun to write

Minors stay away I guess?

~Twice/Jin Bubaigawara~

•Twice has not had an intimate relationship since his incident with the whole personality split thing

•He’s very much into you, but he hasn’t pressured or even really asked about if you would like to get intimate with him, because things are enough for him as they are

•Don’t get me wrong he’s totally down to fuck if you want to, but he doesn’t bring it up

•So when you’re a stammering, flustered mess and you’re muttering about how you don’t know what you should do or what you even like really, he’s telling you he’ll make sure you enjoy it and have a good first time

•When the clothes come off you’re sitting on his lap and he’s kissing your neck and his hands are traveling up and down your sides and back

•He keeps talking the whole time, praising you and telling you how good you’re doing, but there’s probably just a little bit of degradation thrown in there too, because that’s just how he talks and is

•So don’t take it badly, if you’re not into that, he tries to keep it to the praising though

•Twice makes sure to keep asking you if you like what he’s doing, because he needs the reassurance too

•You answer his questions, and ask if you’re doing things right and if he likes what you’re doing, but otherwise it’s all moaning and whimpering from you

•Twice doesn’t care about his own pleasure that much, he just wants to make sure you enjoy yourself as much as possible

~Dabi/Todoroki Touya~

•Dabi hasn’t had many relationships, at least not very permanent ones, it’s mostly been about sex for him with the people that came before you

•But it’s different now, he wants to prioritize someone else other than himself for the first time in a long time

•So when you’re getting a bit hot and heavy and he asks if it’s okay to go further, you’re really not sure what you should say or do

•You get super awkward and whisper super quietly “I’m a virgin”

•Dabi can’t make out what you’re saying, because you’re so quiet, so he asks you to repeat yourself

•You’re a bit frustrated, sexually and just normally, so you repeat it pretty loudly

•Dabi chuckles and goes “It’s okay sweetness, I’ll take care of you”

•It’s pretty slow going at first, because he wants you to be sure that you like what’s happening

•He probably kisses every inch of your body during the whole thing, and you’re very much reciprocating

•Dabi is taking the lead in  the situation, but he makes sure you enjoy everything he’s doing as much as he does

•He can get a bit rough at times, but it isn’t his intention to hurt you, unless you want him to of course

•He doesn’t talk much but when he does, he’s praising you, telling you how good you feel and how beautiful you are

•Afterwards he holds you close and makes sure you feel alright and that you enjoyed the whole thing

~Toga Himiko~

•Toga hasn’t actually really dated anyone before you, not seriously anyway, and even if she did, she would’ve most likely just ended up killing her partner before it got intimate

•So she’s never had sex either, but she is very interested and she thinks you’d be a great person to have her first time with and maybe even experiment a bit with

•So when you’re making out and you’re both starting to feel like you want to take it a step further you ask each other if you’re up for it

•Toga is more on the “taking initiative” side, so when she’s straddling your hips and kissing and biting on your neck, she notices you seem pretty frozen in place

•So she lifts her head and you’re bright red and you’ve wrapped your arm over your eyes

•She asks if you’re okay and you start stammering like “Yeah-yeah, I’m totally fine, nothing to worry about here, no sir, I so-so know what I’m doing”

•Toga giggles a bit, because you’re so flustered and awkward, she just asks what’s bothering you and sits on top of you still

•You kinda squirm and try to avoid the question, but Toga starts tickling you and you give in quickly because you end up barely being able to breathe

•You tell her you’re a virgin and you have no experience with this stuff, so you don’t want to disappoint her or do something wrong

•She tells you she’s not experienced either, and that you don’t know how it is until you try

•You’re both fumbling around, you more than Toga but still

•Toga is taking the lead a bit and you’re both exploring each other’s bodies, inch by inch

•Toga takes your hand and puts it on her lower belly, letting you decide where to go from there

•It’s a great time for both of you, many good times are achieved, many times in a row, by both of you

•Toga bites a lot though, so there is bound to be some blood involved, but not too much, because she is pretty much like a vampire

•In the end you’re both pretty tired, but very, very happy

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who are ingo and emmet's favorite characters from thomas the tank engine? did either twin ever develop a crush on one? /hj

Hi, anon! I guess you didn't see my pinned post where I stated I can't write headcanons for people; that's not my place. I can, however, talk about Thomas and Friends from the perspective of someone around Ingo and Emmet's presumed age range who grew up with the show!

When I was a little kid, Thomas and Friends was first introduced to Americans framed in a live-action show called Shining Time Station. The opening sequence featured famed 4-8-4 Northern locomotive Union Pacific 844, the only steam locomotive to never be retired by a Class I railroad in the United States.

Shining Time Station's versions of the Thomas stories were first narrated by Ringo Starr, as they were in the UK, and later by George Carlin. This ran until 1995, and then for some reason there was a semi-related movie in 2000 called Thomas and the Magic Railroad, which is really only notable because it sucked. The only good thing I can say about it is that Strasburg #475, the only operational 4-8-0 Mastodon in North America, played a starring role. I'm proud of her.

I had die-cast Thomas and Friends toys (including a nice roundhouse for them to live in), amongst other merchandise. I was born in 1989, right as the show was hitting American audiences for the first time. There's a few characters looking back that I'm surprised people haven't picked up on yet.

The Reverend W. Awdry, the author of the Railway Series books, was a noted railway preservationist, and those themes show up in his work frequently (you can see how vehemently anti-scrapping he is). And that especially shows up with...

Donald and Douglas

These two are a set of twins whose entire initial storyline revolves around not separating them, so I'm stunned the Submas fandom hasn't jumped on this. Donald and Douglas are two engines from Scotland who are brought to Sodor, and initially the plan is to only keep one of them and scrap the other - Donald was ordered, but Douglas tagged along to avoid being scrapped. After they repeatedly pull twin switches to confuse the matter, the Fat Controller/Sir Topham Hatt finds out that their engineers and firemen are ALSO related and are in on the plan. By this point, their general good performance has endeared them to many, and Percy is sent by the other locomotives to argue on their behalf. The Fat Controller agrees, and both locomotives are saved.

They do, however, receive nameplates so they're forced to stop pulling twin switches, which is funny.

There's another set of twins in Thomas and Friends, Bill and Ben, who are best known for coining the oft-used insult "diseasel." You'll even hear otherwise serious railfans use the term now sometimes if they're steam fans, which is really funny. Bill and Ben solely exist to raise hell. They're officially shunters, but they are actually here to cause problems on purpose and get in trouble.

You can tell these things are up to no good. Just look at them.

Anyway, I was actually telling my roommate recently that I was surprised the Submas fandom didn't jump on Donald and Douglas's story involving them doing anything to avoid being separated, but I suppose there's a lot less crossover between Pokemon fans and TTTE fans than I thought there might be. I have to remember that I'm fairly unusual in that for me the trains actually came first and have been a lifelong interest; finding Submas only happened for me a few years ago and they were a perfect fit because I've always been into trains.

I'm not involved in the Thomas fandom (though I did have a massive...thing in 2014 with another preschool train show, Chuggington), but I have fond memories of the show, as it was an early introduction to steam locomotives for me, which was furthered by my parents taking me to Strasburg, which had the side effect of me discovering Old Rivets and falling in love with one specific electric locomotive class (steam locomotives are a hobby I share with my dad; the GG1 is just my own thing). I am, however, aware that Thomas and Friends has a very vocal and passionate fandom. That "half-joking" got me wondering, anon - do you by chance have a crush on any of the characters? Because I know quite a few people certainly do!

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This is very dumb but please hear me out: World and Vanya watch telenovelas together. World stumbled upon them, and Vanya start watching with him, and they both get really invested in the story

The novella: "I have something to tell you, Teresa.." " what is it Alejandro?" " I've been cheating on you with.. your sister!"

Vanya: *gasp* THAT SON OF A BITCH! Right before the WEDDING?!?!

World: NOO! You can't just do that to her! >:O

This is canon and no one can convince me otherwise /hj

No, but seriously, and honestly, you could swap telenovelas for a book and it would fit even better