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#i love i loveeee ludovica sm shes so cute. ive only known her for 5 min but i fell in love with her design and i love her friendship#with vasco ^_^ i think them having each other makes hiding their sexualities a little less lonely so thats sweet#ik in modern au shes considered an old friend of vascos but i originally assumed she and vasco fake dated in college or smth#to get their parents off their backs until they came out properly and continued to stay in touch as friends after LMAO#im not very familiar with period fashion so i had to look at renaissance costumes as reference. but i have to admit i love the#high waistlines used in some of their dresses.. i have a minidress with a similar high waistline pressed against the chest and sleeves#also if u squint machete is holding a little paper bag in the 2nd photo which is supposed to be his lunch courtesy of vasco <3#idk what ludovica would wear in modern au but i thought poet shirts might suit her because theyre like somewhere evenly between#masc and femme. to me anyway.. based on observation lesbians seem to love poet shirts and i think she looks good in one#these are all shitposts.. ill draw serious art of them one of these days i promise#i listened to fools rush in and it reminds me of them.. especially when it goes 'though i see the danger there / if theres a chance#for me then i dont care' like its so poignant and bittersweet.. a little indulgent when u think of those small moments they have togethr#save me gay catholic furries... gay catholic furries... gay catholic furries save me#my art#myart#doodles#fanart#others ocs#canisalbus#fur#furry art#machete#vasco#vaschete#ludovica#sfw fur#furry#anthro
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#homicipher#mr. crawling#mr. scarletella#homicipher fanart#mr crawling#mr scarletella#fanart#my art#“I don't like Mr. Crawling at all” I say#then I suddenly tripped and fell to the ground#as multiple pictures of Mr. Crawling fall out of my bag. “Wait!” I madly cried out. “These aren't mine!”#lol it's my first time charcoal art it's messy as hell hope u like it guys
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something about the way a parent can destroy something you made (or own), and then feel so bashful about it that they avoid making a big deal out of it. am i supposed to say that it’s ok and not cry…
#(my dad tossed my bag onto the ground instead of setting it down#and my favorite ceramic bowl - something I made and felt so proud of - fell out & shattered into tiny pieces)#(my mom broke another piece that I LOVED a couple years ago and I wanted to cry so badly. tho in her defense it was a genuine accident)#(this time he threw the bag clearly out of anger and tiredness. which I get. but also ouch I feel empty)
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fuched up antagonist-guys in suits is my favourite gender
#squid game#squid game 2#salesman squid game#recruiter squid game#I don’t like salesman at all#I say then I suddenly tripped and#fell to the ground as multiple pictures#of the salesman squid game fell out of my bag#wait! I madly cried out#these aren’t mine!
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My coworker, 24, who I have worked with for well over a year: WAIT YOU'RE THIRTY?!? You don't look thirty, I thought you were early twenties!
I— What. How.
#as a milf-loving lesbian I'm more insulted than flattered LMFAO#I mean I've been told I have a bit of a baby face but I figured my height + eye bags so big they may as well be Gucci canceled that out...#she may as well have hit me with a glass bottle over my head. That would have hurt less#bat bat bat bat#I meant to post this before I fell asleep for a 4 hour nap whoops
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showers are a much-needed step for basic self-care, but damn do they come at a cost when you're chronically ill/disabled
#anyone who tells me to take colder showers is being treated to a spa day on the sun#it takes the heat of a thousand suns to loosen up these tense muscles#also being too cold makes me pass out#also they're just uncomfy in general#hashtag HotShowersForever#chronic illness#disability#i was hoping to do it later in the day when I got more chores done but a trash bag fell on my head when hoisting it into the big dumpster#so I needed one right after#mind I was already going to change my clothes and scrub my hands and arms anyway but I Didn't Want To Exist with trash hair#so now I'm unsure if the rest of the things I need to do around the apartment are going to get done#sigh
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I got Vegeta soda !! Will update on how he tastes later 😩
#Friend pointed it out while we were in an Asian market and I snatched it and put it in my basket#he is vanilla flavored??#it fell out of my bag and rolled around my car floor unopened#I think he’s going to go off like a bomb#dbz#vegeta#beanbag talkie time
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i lost my photo cards apparently so. that's a bit devastating
#i think they fell out of my bag while it was under my seat and i didn't notice 😭#either that or by some miracle they're in the car but i'll have to check tomorrow#dan and phil
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It. It just. Fell off???? It wasn’t bumped, the wall wasn’t hit so it didn’t rattle it
What the hell??????
#on the bright side#As of a few months ago I still see this exact model of clock being sold in The Big Walmarts#but what the fuck???#I heard a noise that I thought was a bug on one of the plastic bags in my room#jumped like hell#found nothing#turned around and saw a black and ‘yellow��� Thing on the ground#and from my angle i honestly thought it was a butterfly. except I don’t think any butterflies come out at night#(At least not around here)#so it must be a moth#called grandma to rescue me from the scary moth because my bug phobia is worse than it’s ever been even as I’m trying to do fix that#hid under my blanket because i AM a coward#grandma came in. looked around.#‘the four fell off your clock’#‘what???’#‘the four fell off your clock.’#hey guess what that wasn’t a moth#I assume the noise I heard was it falling. if there was no Bug#but in which case there absolutely 100% was NO force applied to the clock from any angle that would’ve fucked with it#I???#JSJDHCHD ‘guys my clock is dying and shedding its numbers what do i do’#…well. gravity. but gravity did not change so what the hell
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a friend who'd wait :)
#im posting this very late because i was sort of weary of how it came out and ended up messing w it until it was like 4am oops.#and i have plans tmrw so... oh well! i did my best and ill put it out while i can!#and i tried to make the scene match barnard's colors lol#finn's ocs#finn's art#i know i said id do more sillay stuff with the simpler screentone only style but i had a couple more of these in me#and this is the first piece im making thats like an actual part of the story too rather than just setting stuff for fun#i wanna write something to go with it too but for now ill just sort of briefly explain the context in the tags here:#barnard has a pretty bad case of OCD and his compulsions have made it difficult to make friends in the past#he was never outright bullied or anything but people just didnt really have the patience to deal with it#he has compulsions that include stuff like walking through doors until it feels right and needing things to be perfectly aligned#which in group settings has lead to people having to wait for him to finish his rituals and join them#they might find it tolerable at first but eventually they grow impatient and hes just... not invited to stuff anymore#but juno is a newer member of the guild who ends up frequenting the same library. hes also kinda a little weird#and they dont become fast friends or anything but just sort of naturally spend time in the same place#though they never plan meetups they eventually fall into a routine. around the same time theyd just both be at the library#and read next to each other. and maybe talk a bit. and eventually they end up walking back to the guildhall together#since theyre going to the same place after all. and juno always waits for barnard outside the door#eventually barnard asks if this bothers him. juno kinda just tells him 'of course it does' without any malice or anything. just a statement#barnard is surprised and apologizes and juno says not to. but the next day juno doesnt show up at the usual time.#barnard assumes hes committed somekinda more by bringing it up. he ends up staying there late reading to get his mind off it & not ruminate#but when he leaves juno is in fact still waiting for him down the hall (see pic) having collected a bunch of books literally abt ocd#he fell asleep bc barnard stayed later than expected. and hes an eepy guy generally. and also one very bad at expressing himself#but now barnard gets that juno's 'of course it [bothers me]' had the implication of 'but its worth it' which no friend has previously done.#and from the interaction juno was also able to understand that this isn't something barnard just does for the hell of it so. he studies.#and checks a bunch of stuff out because he thinks it could help his friend too (theres ocd workbooks and such- i remember working w them)#and thats the point where they became more ''friends'' than ''pleasant library acquaintances''#from there on they also do get into juno's problems. whole other bag of worms. but this specific scene is more about bernard from his pov#sorry about when i said briefly explain. i lied </3#but compared to the whole sequence im picturing its brief so shhh
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#we have a neighbor who walked past our house while walking his dog#and he threw his doggy bag into our trailer#my husband said this wasn’t the first time the guy did it#and so he figured out which house he lived in and left a note telling him not to do it again#and now this motherfucker#makes it a point to walk by our house STILL#and spit on our driveway#I’d call it a coincidence when he did it the first 2 times#but this time#I was coming home with Beba#and I got out of the car and had to get him carefully out of the car cause he fell asleep#anyways I get him inside to his bed safely and I go back out to the garage#just in time for this fucker to walk past#and he spits on the driveway right in fucking front of me#I was about to follow him and tell him the fuck off but my husband called out to me and told me not to do anything#the absolute AUDACITY#and the fact that he has NO SHAME#is astounding to me#and the fact that I couldn’t confront him because I don’t know what the fuck he is capable of and if he might retaliate and hurt me#but also the fact that he does this WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT#he has NO FEAR#no fear at all of something happening to him as a result of doing this#but I’m over here thinking about how I would like nothing more than to confront him but can’t because who knows what he might do to me#I am so FUCKING PISSED OFF
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I always get detained at da border because PROFUNC never ended but basically I'm like if a targeted individual didn't even care
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This definitely happened, I don't remember any episode called Jedi Night
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I just saw the screenshot u posted of jinwols playlist and BLCAK SORROWS ON THERE HELLO? YOU LIKE ALNST?? You’re even cooler to me now just so you know
JFJFDJFD i'm a huuuuge vivinos fan! the day she privated magical ruru was a dark era (￣▽￣) it was just me, that one guy who reuploaded on bilibili, and a dream.... i think i first got to know her when she went viral for the nail polish animations? but suki suki daisuki was what cemented me as a fan! it's to the point where i had a friend go to their booth at sif last year and buy her art book for me. (i have the ivan r6 standee too.)
basically: i am a gay otaku
#anon#i really wanted a mizi standee as well#but she sold out before i decided to order one TT#i also had a pbc trio keychain#but it fell off my bag one day#and i never saw her again...
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Caught in a storm
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#my kobold ass was NOT built for the cold#we ended up putting everyone in the bag of holding while our barbarian carried us#since he rolled well on the con saves and went into a rage to take less damage#not pictured is our monk who ended up on his own. fell into a frozen lake. flew out. passed out in the snow. and then died from getting#kciked by our barbarian#who then dumped his half-frozen body into the bag of holding for us to deal with#he got better tho dont worry about it#dnd#dnd art#dnd party#dnd campaign#dnd characters#dnd character art#dnd character#dnd kobold#dnd furbolg#d&d character#d&d art#d&d character art#art#my art#fanart#digital art#original character#oc#character design#also don't come for me for veirn's cape that thing is a crime against the gods but at least it fits his personality (fucking annoying)
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kpop stans are so jarring everyone and their mom trying to insert their group in the conversation why is svt the bus driver all of a sudden 😭😭😭
#this is about hybe & ador#and the press conference held by mhj lol#like all you ACHSUALLY 🤓☝️fools need to keep it moving#do yall think fuckass bag of came out the word with a clipboard and pp presentation titled downfall of kpop#lol someone said monsta x fell off cause of hybe#when hybe wasn’t even a thing in 2019#and what happened was that one of the members had a scandal cause of that one messy chick and it broke their tempo#like#ALSO#leave bts out of the convo#they have literally done nothing wrong to deserve the levels of bitterness and hatred yall have towards them#especially for shit taht doesn’t involve yall#oh my god#pixietxt
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