#it feels like it would be. i definitely wouldnt be comfortable displaying all my cool hp shit

[xdarkabyssx]

Why couldn't jk Rowling just be a good fucking person??? I have all these Harry Potter decorations I saved up for YEARS for when I had a place of my own to decorate. They're so cool! But I just. Feel too fucked up about it to use them

Like she HAD to go and actively promote genocide against people like me

Like damn

[pronouncingitwang]

[ID: the original post has a screenshot of Disco Elysium dialogue reading

Kim Kitsuragi - "Take this, you're cold." The lieutenant begins to take off his jacket. Acele - "No man, fuck that, I'm cool… I'm sorry I said that. I'm sorry about the *fuck*."

The reblog has 4 screenshots of people's tumblr tags that read

#also i've said this like a thousand times but #his relationship with harry is also representative of this internal tension #his urge to maintain the image of the professional he's worked so hard to establish as his primary characteristic #vs his natural tendency to want to help other people. to treat them tenderly #both of these aspects are real parts of him; one isn't truer than the other #and i think people who course correct the fanon preference for one are just as much missing the point #it's crazy but it's almost as if de characters were written to reflect and encapsulate the beautiful and natural ways that real human people #contradict themselves #this is a little something i like to call 'writing' #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi

#god yeah #i think kims intention with his line abt 'the streets being no place for an officer of the rcm [to sleep]' was to give harry some dignity #in the situation. whether or not that's all the writers were implying with that is debatable #kim & harry's roles on so many levels are. just. chewing on them in my brain #same general thing w/ jean's meta role as mouthpiece for the rcm vs him as a person but that's another post #disco elysium

#i think i know the post that inspired this one and i think it was more like. #harry specifically with his unique cocktail of Massive Destructive Issues would have been the issue #kim would likely not have had the patience or desire to help harry out of a hole THAT deep had he not been RCM #kim's stated reasons for joining the rcm don't paint him as callous & neither does many of his actions #it's not that kim's a heartless bitch it's that he's afraid of being made a joke taken advantage of etc for showing vulnerability #so there are moments where he feels but doesn't display compassion because of that fear #and there are other moments where he feels comfortable (even obligated) showing vulnerability and compassion #for kim it's not a matter of whether he feels it's a matter of whether he shows. and he doesn't often feel that he can show. #hence the point that he probably wouldnt have gone out of his way to believe and help harry without the initial professional ties #& it's true that kim has a lot of potential to just be apathetic. towards cuno and cunoesse for example! #it means he's 'on target' as a cop for not caring about those extraneous things so yes reblogger definitely has a point there

#yes! he's got a bunch of contradictions going on he's a really well written three dimensional character #with multiple reasons for choosing to do the things he does!!

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if kim only cares about people's worth if they're in the RCM then why in the fuck was he about to give his jacket to some random ass kid

yeah sure the guy who only cares about other RCM officers if they're good was about to part with the only item of clothing keeping him somewhat warm in a place where there's ice thick enough to support two grown men and a bunch of other shit absolutely

[shhh-no-ones-home]

suited (2/2) chris motionless x reader

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Part 1 part 2

this is after the apmas (2015) obvi

she still unedited so sorry i still cant type lol

Song: the less I know the better by tame Impala

tag list: @thisplace-ishaunted @alilpunkrock @ryansitkowskiswifey @theoneandonlykymberlee @svintsandghosts @cynic-spirit @musicsexandpizza69

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We both stumbled through the door, laughing, Chris' suit jacket hung loosely over my shoulders. He flipped the lights on and helped it off of me, folding it over his arm.

"Did you have a good time tonight?"

He asked, walking us to the kitchen. It was fairly small, but it looked like it'd been made just for him. I nodded as he hung the suit over the back of one of the chairs.

"Absolutely, I think your set with Rob zombie was my favorite though."

I said, winking at him and leaning against the counter. He smiled at me, walking over and standing next to me.

"Well I'm glad to hear that, and sorry again I had to leave you for that and the interview. It's just press stuff but we've gotta do it."

He said. I just shook my head.

"No no, it's fine. I had a good time. I met a lot of people that I never would've been able to without you so thank you. Really I had a good time."

He nodded and looked around for a second. There was a pause.

"Uh, would you like some coffee?"

He asked, a small smile on his face.

"I'd love that."

He popped two kurig instant coffee pods out of a small rack and set them in the counter, getting two coffee cups out and starting the one. I just looked around the kitchen.

"What do you think?"

He asked, drawing my attention back to him.

"It's nice. I don't think I was expecting you to have as much film paraphernalia but it's kinda cool."

He handed me the one cup before starting the second one.

"Thanks, I'm really into that kind of stuff. When I'm not working movies and shows and stuff kinda occupy my time."

I took a drink as I looked at the horror movie posters on the far wall.

"Oh the lost boys!"

I said excitedly.

"That's one of my favorites! I have one of the original posters from the theater it was released at in my home town. It's huge, it takes up half my hallway."

I looked at him and as he stepped closer to me, taking a drink.

"Okay am I crazy or did I just take myself on a date?"

He joked, making me blush.

"Maybe you did. I love all of this stuff. Specially Daredevil and the punisher."

I said pointing at the pop figures he had displayed.

"What do you like better the movies, the shows, or the comics?"

I sent him a look.

"Trick question, the shows. But the comics are iconic. I don't really care for the movies though. I mean don't get me wrong the punisher movie went off but I just can't get into anything by Ben Affleck."

I laughed taking another drink and he just nodded.

"Okay, I'll take that."

I turned and looked at the table, walking to it and sitting down.

"Sorry, my feet are killing me. I knew I shouldn't have worn heels but they matched my dress. And in my profession I'd rather deal with the pain."

He laughed a little but and sat down across from me.

"That's perfectly fine, uh if you want you could take them off. Ya know, if you're planning on maybe staying for a bit?"

He raised his brows as he looked down into his coffee, making a 'maybe' face. He looked back up at me and I smiled at him.

"Is that an invitation?"

He shrugged.

"If you want it to be."

I reached down and slid my shoes off, setting them next to the chair.

"I'll take it."

When I looked back up he had a huge smile on his face.

"I'm glad to hear that, I've really been enjoying getting to know you."

"Likewise."

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my eyes slowly blinked open as a loud beeping rang through my ears.

"for fucks sake."

i heard from behind me, feeling the weight around my torso leaving. i rubbed my face gently before rolling over, watching chris as he checked his phone. i admired the tattoos on his back before he rolled back over, looking at me with a sleepy smile, black smeared over his face.

"sorry about that, you can go back to bed if you want."

he offered.

"its fine, i should probably get going."

he looked a little sad, queuing me to roll onto my side. i walked my fingers slowly up his chest.

"unless you really want me to stay."

i said looking from my fingers to his face. he had a small smirk plastered on his face as he grabbed my hand and kissed my palm.

"youre more than welcome to, i had a great time with you last night, and maybe wouldnt mind if you stuck around a little longer?"

i raised a brow as he winked at me.

"i think i could manage that. ya know, as long as breakfast is involved."

he laughed a little bit before sitting up and kissing me gently.

"it definitely can be."

he said, rolling us both over so now he was leaning over me, hair still pooffed and messy from the night before. i laughed a little bit, running my fingers through it as he leaned down to kiss me again.

"Did you have a good time?"

He asked, studying my face. I smiled at him and nodded.

"I had a very good time."

He smiled down at me, pushing some of my hair out of my face.

"I'm glad."

He paused, resting his hand on my chest and fiddling with the Hem of the comforter.

"I don't normally do this kind of thing but I'm glad."

He looked back up at me and I took this hand in mine.

"I don't either but I'm glad I did. I really enjoyed going out, and talking to you, and just this in general. I had a really nice time."

He smiled widely at me and pecked. E gently on the lips.

"Me too."

I wiggled a little further into the bed.

"So, breakfast?"

He laughed a little bit and nodded.

"Yes breakfast. Coffee first I think though."

I raised a brow.

"I don't know, that got us in trouble last night."

He shook his head as I laughed at him.

"I promise it won't do that this time unless you really want it to."

He said sitting up and looking back at me. I scratched his back lightly.

"We'll see how the rest of breakfast goes."

I winked at him.

"I think I can handle that."

[pastelmae]

BIAS TAG GAME

I was tagged by @taeboos , thanks bby~

Rules: Go to this site and enter in your top ten biases from any groups and randomize them. The order they are displayed to you becomes their number (this just ensures that the process is random) and you just have to choose between the biases for each scenario!

Biases: (as given to you by randomizer)

Sana (TWICE)

Yoongi (BTS)

Taeyeon (SNSD)

Seolhyun (AOA)

Jackson (GOT-7)

Momo (TWICE)

Jimin (BTS)

Chanmi (AOA)

Yerin (Gfriend)

J-Hope (BTS)

Scenarios: (don’t worry, there is a question for every combination of biases (also, I randomized the pairs) and you don’t have to explain your answer, that’s just the way I am lol)

Go to a baseball game with 4 or 10. Seoulhyun or J-Hope.   jhope for sureeee, He’d have so much fun!

Play a game of twister with 1 or 7. Sana or Jimin Sana, her body is so much more slender, I love Jimin but his thighs would get in the way, omg but being that close to Sana might cause my heart to burst!!

Eat ramen at 2am with 2 or 8. Yoongi or Chanmi

I wouldn’t eat ramen at 2am, my face would swell up so much omg, but id say i’d do it for Yoongi, because i’d do anything for him, he is my ultimate~~

Watch a Disney movie in theaters with 5 or 10. Jackson or J-Hope

omg J-Hope again, he’s such a child at heart he’d love it!

Go hiking with 5 or 9. Jackson or Yerin Omg i feel like both would complain a lot about hiking, but between the two i’d say Yerin, because shes so cute and i can just imagine hiking in the cold morning with her nose a little red and i just want to kiss her cute little face on top of a mountain >^<

Swim with the sharks with 4 or 5. Jackson or Seolhyun

It better be whale sharks, i’d never put any of my biases in danger. Omg but i think watching Jackson freak out would be really funny lmao. Swim with the dolphins with 7 or 10 Jimin or Jhope

Jimin, Thatd be so cute, I can just imagine his cute little giggles while playing with the Dolphins

Fall asleep talking a 4am with 3 or 9. Taeyeon or Yerin

Yerin, I can actually see us having deep conversations on aliens and shit

Wake up next to 2 or 7. Yoongi or Jimin

omfg if this aint the most dangerous question!!! Of Course Yoongi tho, My baby!! I would wake up feeling like the luckiest person alive, id just want to bury my face in his chest and sleep next to him forever,  i am so straight for him >^<

Be stuck in rush hour traffic with 4 or 9. Seolhyun or Yerin

Seolhyun, I can just imagine soft conversation and drama osts playing on the radio

Build a snowman with 7 or 8. Jimin or Chanmi

Omg both would be super fun, but i’ll go with Jimin, I feel like we’d make it really funny

Spend a day baking with 5 or 7. Jackson or Jimin

omg Jackson would be interesting, Id have to witness that

Be stranded on a desert island with 2 or 9. Yoongi or Yerin

I’d never want any of them to be in that situation, but if im going to be selfish here. I’d want to spend the rest of my life with the coolest person ever, Yoongi. Although he’d make a terrible surviving partner I wouldnt mind dying next to my favorite person in the world.

Be hit by a car by 1 or 9. Sana or Yerin

SANA PLEASE RUN ME THE FUCK OVER

Hit 3 or 4 with a car. Taeyeon or Seolhyun

Oh shit this has gotten dark real fast.... none of them, I wouldnt want to hit either. But i’d go with Taeyeon, sorry Tae. I love you tho

Kiss 4 or 8 in the moonlight. Seolhyun or Chanmi. 

Why must you make me pick between my AOA biases???!! Okay but Seolhyun is literally a 10/10, I’d die to kiss her

Dance in the rain with 2 or 4. Yoongi or Seolhyun

Omg I want to pick Yoongi, but that is clearly something he wouldn’t do. He would complain and think its cheesy. But Seolhyun would do it! So even though I’d love to do everything with my UB, I can literally imagine Seolhyun and I doing this. Oh god why are there so many cute things im think of with Seolhyun, why must you guys do this to me?? >o<

Be kidnapped with 1 or 5. Sana or Jackson

oh my god, both would not be good. Jackson would probably die immediately, Sana wouldn’t be able to stop crying in order to brainstorm, but I guess thats better than immediate death, so i’ll choose Sana. I would try to comfort her and find a way for us to get home safely.

Arm wrestle 1 or 3. Sana or Taeyeon

I feel like since Taeyeon is smaller, maybe it’d be easier

Go to an art museum with 3 or 5. Taeyeon or Jackson

Taeyeon, she’d enjoy them, we’d take aesthetic pictures there. Jackson would probably knock something over and get us kicked out

Have a picnic with 2 or 3. Yoongi or Taeyeon

Yoongi, we probably wouldn’t have the classic picnic. I feel like we’d buy cup noodles at a gas station and sit at a park bench and call it a “Picnic”, but It would still be fun, and I’d just be happy being with him and talking to him.

Buy a puppy with 1 or 10. Sana or Jhope

Jhope, omg can you imagine. He’s be so excited and he’d play with puppy and itd be the cutest thing!!! Get a forehead kiss from 7 or 9. Jimin or Yerin

Either one would kill me! I’m going to say, Jimin. Idk why. I feel like its something he would do but then get all shy over after

Pick up 2 or 6 from the airport at 5am. Yoongi or Momo

Yoongi, I’d do anything for him. I feel like my heart would flutter the whole drive there, just thinking about seeing him. He’d probably fall asleep in my car and omg this is too precious!! WHy am I so StraIght fOr ThIs BOy???!!

Go on a roadtrip with 3 or 8. Taeyeon or Chanmi

Chanmi, I could imagine stopping at a souvenir shop with weird hats and stuff and trying them on and laughing at each other and taking weird photos

Have an all night study session with 6 or 8. Momo or Chanmi 

Momo, she’d be so patient with me, like a mom. Omg she’d be such a good tutor. Sing karaoke with 8 or 10. Chanmi or Jhope

Jhope!! OMG OF COURSE. SOPE WHO? We will become the ultimate vocal duo!!

Climb a tree with 6 or 9. Momo or Yerin

Yerin omg, she’d be fun. I worry that she would fall and hurt herself tho. Hopefully not.

Go to the zoo with 2 or 5.  Yoongi or Jackson

Yoongi, although Jackson would be interesting. I can imagine Yoongi pointing at all of the ugly animals and saying “that’s you” and omg lmao

Go bowling with 3 or 6. Taeyeon or Momo

I’m indifferent? Momo??? i guess

Have 1 or 8 do your make-up. Sana or Chanmi

this is like asking me who’s make up I like better lol. I’ll say Sana, i feel like she’d use a lot of pinks, and thats close enough to my make up style

Swim in the rain with 4 or 7. Seolhyun or Jimin

Jimin. Jimin would be about that. Idk why I think that, I just do. He would play around and not want to leave even when it started raining.

Share your favorite food with 6 or 10. Yerin or J-Hope

idk... i mean whichever one likes H.E.B tortillas more??? Maybe Yerin? Everytime BTS travels they seem to stick with Korean food. Idk.. hmm

Go ice skating with 1 or 4. Sana or Seoulhyun

Sana would be so cute, but she’s also very clumsy , so i’m going with Seolhyun

Get lost on vacation with 2 or 10. Yoongi or Jhope

omg yoonseok! Of course Yoongi tho, I remember Yoongi went the wrong way once and he was like “well the world is round” lmao. We could find some cool places tho by going our own way.

Get locked out of your car in the middle of nowhere with no cellphone signal with 4 or 6. Seolhyun or Momo

I feel like they’d react the same way. I’ll say Momo, idk

Rob a bank with 5 or 8. Jackson or Chanmi

lmao lets go rob the bank I got fired at, JKJK lol. Id definitely say Chanmi, Jackson would be a hot mess. Can you imagine??

Have 8 or 9 write a song about you. Chanmi or Yerin

Yerin, Omg I can imagine it being really cute, maybe with a music box in the background. 

Be embraced by 9 or 10 after you cry. Yerin or Jhope

Jhope duh, he’s my hope, my angel, Jhope!!

Have 6 or 7 cook for you. Momo or Jimin

Momo, I trust her cooking more... sorry chimchim

Have 1 or 2 be your sidekick. Sana or Yoongi

This is a hard one, I keep thinking about sana dressed up as wonder woman and i’m like yes, but also she is a goddess and im a potato.... Yoongi and I would make a good team but were both extremely unmotivated and the town would really be in jeopardy..... hmm.... Ill go with Yoongi and we can be the most useless lazy superheroes ever

Star in a K-drama with 1 or 6. Sana or Momo

oooh my Twice biases, well lets just have the classic kdrama love triangle. Lol Sana tho, but seriously We be bringing the LGBT representation! Hell yeah

Build a dresser from Ikea with no instructions with 3 or 7. Taeyeon or Jimin

Lord help me if I have Jimin as a partner. I’m actually good at putting Ikea furniture together, but I think Taeyeon would be more patient and follow directions.

Be in a zombie apocalypse with 5 or 6. Jackson or Momo

Momo, Jackson would be the first to die, he wouldnt be much help.

Run a YouTube channel with 3 or 10. Taeyeon or Jhope

JHOPEEEEEEE, obviously

FINALLY DONE

This takes a while but it was so much fun, so I’m gonna tag: @gizi-bae @peachyjihoonie @lesbiantae @syubbed @13lhg @yoo-a @namgin @ctrbl @jungkook-e @rosiitea @mywonho