#it doesnt show it but when shes out and about she wears an eyepatch and usually covers up

[residentfurry]

zoe warmups <3

[jesterjamz]

its been like 2 hours. but anyways can you elaborate on your blorbo story

of course of course let me explain all 4 seasons in excruciating detail (under the readmore)

SEASON 1!!!! (the first season)

season 1 of the expeditions of author (which i will refer to as TEoA from now on) is, of course, the first season. there might be a few easter eggs here & there but for the most part nothing TOO lore-important happens in this season. we are here establishing main characters & having author get used to their new powers.

in the other post i completely forgot to mention the bunga gems. the bunga gems are these 8 gems that are like really powerful & shit. even just 1 of the bunga gems is enough to give you like superhuman powers. despite being a powerful overlord, h does need all 8 bunga gems in order to destroy humanity. & author needs all 8 bunga gems to defeat h. but there are 4 seasons so lets not worry too much about the bunga gems yet.

lets go back to author's friends. they have a best friend & her name is kittul raican (she/they/fae). other friends in their friend group include lenny keone (he/ze), jumpy campos (he/xe), blast tuhinga (he/it/dy), & rowan fisher (he/they/it/zae). allen gets incorporated into this friend group throughout the first season. jumpy has a younger brother, geist campos (he/they) who wears an eyepatch because of this disease called pink eye 2 electric boogaloo (that is not what its actually called. i dont have a name yet.)

author is scared of what their friends will think about their powers, so for the entire 1st season they are desperately trying to hide their new prophecy hero powers from their friends & their parents, except they dont have a hero disguise until like half way into the season so some of their friends may have a little suspicion on what's going on.

do you remember the bunga gems? zodiac gets a bunga gem! crazy. im sure this fact will not be plot relevant at all.

i can imagine the season 1 finale perfectly in my brain. h is causing more havoc than usual in pinewood. author puts on their cool hero disguise & sneaks out to stop him but h has a bunga gem so author gets their ass kicked & wa-pow now everyone in pinewood knows theyre a fucking. hero of the prophecy or whatever.

in one of the earlier episodes it is mentioned that h doesnt like it when people slice his horns off. they take too long to re-grow or whatever. so the heros sword is on the ground & h is about to obliterate author when guess who? its allen! they show up & grab the heros sword & something something "i'll aim for the horn" & then something something they kick h's ass together. h retreats for now but he accidentally leaves his bunga gem behind so now author has a bunga gem! sweet! also all of this was broadcasted on live television.

remember when i said zodiac had a bunga gem? turns out h was the one who gave him this bunga gem & zodiac was promised unlimited power if he found all 8 of them. so at the end of the season 1 finale zodiac is in the castle dungeon (he is a prince remmeber this.) & hes talking to some beast in a cage (this "beast" is spinner the ex-court jester & she uses any pronouns) & spinner knows who h is kinda?? which is kinda why he's tthe ex-court jester now but i digress. so spinner tells zodiac that the one bunga gem he has can be used to help him locate the other bunga gems. & zodiac does an evil grin or some shit & then the episode fades out. & that's season 1!

SEASON 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D

its season 2 now! author has literallly nothing to hide due to their hero identity being broadcasted on live television so now everyone knows what they are (insert homophobic dog here). this season focuses more on the bunga gems for the most part. figuring out how they work & finding them etc etc yknow. by episode 18 (each season will have 20 episodes, the season finales being split up into 2 parts) author & zodiac both have 4 bunga gems each. so in episode 18 author & rosalina think that zodiac's been acting a little... mm.. suspicious lately. so they sneak to the castle & SURPRISE! zodiac has HORNS & a TAIL that look suspiciously like h's. TURNS OUT THAT ZODIAC IS H'S SON. nobody EVER suspected this. actually it will probably be hinted at throughout the season but. you probably didnt expect this so. anyway so zodiac notices author & rosalina & he has a cool villain song that he sings & then author & rosalina get stuck in the castle dungeon.

season 2's finale is basically a revolution. the people of pinewood are sick of having a monarchy. what fucking town has a monarchy in 2021. so they revolt! unfortunately, author isnt there to help considering they are stuck in the dungeon, & even more unfortunately, zodiac has almost god-like powers. author is in the dungeon & you remember spinner right? theyre in the dungeon? there is also another person in the dungeon & her name is mika (she/her)! this will probably be hinted at during the season but mika used to be a investigator & she thought the queen was a little sus so she was investigating her & so the queen, like any suspicious person would, threw mika into the dungeon.

author still has their phone though! but its at like 1 percent battery so they just like send a group text to their friends that just says "HELP. IN CASTLE DUNGEON" & it sends & then the phone dies so like. hopefully their friends receive that text.

long story short author, rosalina, mika, & spinner end up getting freed from the dungeon & then author & zodiac have a cool fight & because of main character powers, author wins. they have a sword up to zodiac's chest & theyre about to kill him but he teleports away at the last second & theyre just like "oh. hes gone.". also the queen dies or something but i cant decide if i want her death to be on-screen or not. & that's season 2!

i am a ltitle tired & also teal is live right now so remind me tomorrow & i'll explain season 3 & 4 ok :]

[lordbib]

Levi post 139

manga spoilers!!

I imagine Levi getting reminded of hange whenever he sees a plane (i mean its kinda canon now). At first it pains him because it reminds him of her death but then he realizes its a way the universe shows him shes watching him. The way she urges him to keep going. Is it still painful for him to remember her death? Yes ofc it is. But, he would rather remember the good stuff.

He remembered her. He remember her awful death. The way she dedicated her heart and maybe even taking a little of his too. But, he knows hange would like him to move on and live. Cant let jumping into that river go to waste right? He also has people to live for, he isnt alone. 

I saw somewhere that Levi doesnt wear an eyepatch so that his other half can see the world and honestly i think thats just beautiful. Hange being Levi’s right eye and Hange being Levis left eye. They complete each other and always will. Levi wants to show Hange the world that she made happen. The world that if if it wasnt for her wouldve been flattened out. He wants Hange to see that their sacrifice wasnt in vain and all the amazing things she made happen. He wants them both to go on without regrets Hange of leaving Levi and Levi of letting Hange go. He wants her to know that as much as they want to be together that everything wasnt in vain. And that they will meet again.

I imagine Levi opening up a tea shop just like he always wanted to. Although not with hange she was there some way or another. The 104th visit all the time to drink tea together and talk. Levi loves it because he used to make tea for the veterans before the fall of wall maria. Gabi and Falco help out with the shop since Levi has to use a wheelchair due to his injuries. Onyankopon also help out whenever he can since he understands how Levi feels about Hange. The 104th try not to bring her up because they know its a sensitive topic. They saw how he looked whenever someone mentioned her name. When it was the memorial of the fallen ones they could see the pain on his eyes when her name was mentioned. But they could also see his eyes lit up when he was talking about the good old days although theres always a hint of pain. 

I honestly imagine this is what happened at first it was painful but levi moved on. He lived although it was painful without her he still had a family. I like to imagine he meets her again somewhere, someday.

[unculturedswine69]

Hello everyone 😽💗

I give you doodles of one of my OCs, Baozhai!

Shes a tall chinese young adult lady with blue straight hair,she tends to purposely mess it up at the back though!

She moved to japan at a young age but she can still speak chinese 🥰she also knows spanish too!

Shes the rival (and best friend) to Leone🏴‍☠️shes a rebellious yet righteous person,shes the leader of a gang mostly lead by girls as she was trying to show that girls (and anyone considered weak) can still team up together and be just as amazing as anyone else(they dont do any harm as a gang though,its actually considered a good thing in their town since they help everyone out)

Baozhai collects eyepatches even though she still has both her eyes,she mostly just wears them to say that she could still probably kick your ass with just one eye👽

Her hairstyle is messy at the back yet neat at the front which is basically just her showing off her grey moral,she doesnt believe following the code can get you everywhere so you have to be messy!this is all shown in her looks i think ^^

She admires the boy who saved her life as he was the one who taught her to live life the way she wants to,even years after this she still lives by it!

Shes loud and confident and gets carried away easily,especially when she hears about food or gossip around town!

If anything i would describe her as... a modern day pirate?shes got morals,but they aren’t technically considered all that lawful 😰

Okay thats it for today 😊💞bye !!

[huntrcsss]

@eyenoir​ gets a post s1 thing cause u got me into this podcast

     SHE”S TRYING TO STORM OUT with this notebook she’s gotten since Juno hadn’t come back, nearly full with different notes and leads she’s gone to and asked of. The days aren’t even counted anymore with how long he’s been gone - theo’s been out every single day searching for him. Now, she knows he has to be somewhere underground, where precisely she has a good 5o mile radius , the area she was going to look for today. 

          RITA’S CALLING OUT BEHIND HER, something about being told  to babysit theo and how when mista steel finds out you been out tryna find him, he’s gonna be real mad and - Form halts at the door just when she’s so prepared to step out, turning about on heel with a rising agitation and fury. “ Damnit Rita, I  don’t care. Juno’s been gone a month now, and he still hasn’t come back! So until he walks through that door safe & sound, I’m gonna keep searching for him, ok?! I just got this are I’m certain he has to be in; no one else seems to really be searching for him or even care, well I do! I want him back, so until them I’ll search this stupid future mars city for YEARS if I have to until I find him.” A momentary pause. “He’s suppose to help me get back home, remember? He can’t do that if he’s gone.” 

          LIES. for a while she hasn’t cared about getting back to her time; hell, she’s already let herself deal with the fact that she’s likely not going back home at this point; she’s likely been announced dead already or something. Right now, she just wanted Juno safe. Know that he’s alive, that he’s ok, that she’s not going to loose someone she’s grown so close to like this. He just has to be - 

          AS SOON AS SHE OPENS the door he’s there, standing fresh as rain with different clothes and a eyepatch she doesn’t recall him having. He’s just standing there with his hands in his coat pockets like he hasn’t been gone so long now. He’s standing there, alive.

          NOTEBOOK AND SPARE PAPERS she’s torn out from other things scatter to the floor, sapphire gaze skimming over him like she thought she was hallucinating; hell, with how much she’s frustratingly searched so hard and cried in worry those few nights she locked herself away from Rita, it would be believeable.

          BUT THEN SHE REACHES OUT AND grabs his arml, just to clarify its real. It is; his still pretty thin, the coat the same sort of material he always wears. He’s there.

          SHE DOESNT CARE IF IT shows she cared more for Juno beyond just some future detective trying to help her - she practically jerks him into a tight embrace, arms wrapping fully around the detective like she’s scared that letting go is going to make him gone again; & sure, she mutters a few profanities in his shoulder, but. . .is that a sob she’s choking back?

[asrasotherbottom]

Hc for the main 6 with an MC that just generally hands out in their underwear when home alone. Spicy/sour optional. (With the exception of a pair of shorts, this is me every day.)

To specify, if ya want/need it, chubbeh MC who pretty much hangs out in their underwear.

As a fat person who hangs out in my underwear, i feel this on a deep emotional level. Warning for: a little spice

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Asra

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

He doesnt hang out in much anyway when its just him or just the two of them anyway. 

Catch our local disaster magician drooling in the doorway

He’s a BIG fan of easy access to MC’s belly for kissing and squishing. 

Sometime’s he’ll think its funny to make his hand really cold and put it on their back (Muriel hears a screeching in the distance all the way in the forest)

Or tickle fights honestly, lots of prime tickling real estate is Exposed

Loves to press gentle kisses along their bare shoulders and back whenever he can. 

Asra gets a little worried whenever MC is handling something Hot when they’re in only their underwear and will insist that he goes to pour the tea and bring it to them just in case. 

Hugging them from behind and they’re both in just their underwear and they’re just totally skin to skin contact and they’re so warm and soft and Asra is so happy. 

Asra is honestly so horny and seeing them mostly naked just being so cute and noticing all the little things about their body (like the way their thighs jiggle a little when theyre walking or the curve of their back) would make that 10x more intense so he is Ready To Fuck.

Nadia

“Oh my…” She’s surprised at first to walk in on them just in their underwear but she is Not complaining. 

If MC is into it, Nadia loves the vulnerability contrast of when MC is just walking around in their underwear and Nadia is lounging and interacting with them while fully clothed

It does however encourage her to shed her robe sometimes and join them in just existing in her underwear. 

She spends a lot of time running her hands over MC’s body while they’re just going about their business. (especially running her nails over their body)

Nadia is big into just watching and observing and committing every aspect of MC’s body to memory.  (She loves MC’s body, she loves the intricate pink stretch marks or the way that they have little rolls on their back and the shape of their thighs and the way their butt moves when they go to bend down) 

She will absolutely have custom fancy underwear made for MC just for them to wear when they’re alone or its just the two of them. 

But she still never knows when someone might just barge in to her chambers so she always has an emergency robe accessible for them. 

Julian

If a chubby MC hung around in nothing but their underwear all the time i am Convinced Julian would have no choice but to give up his profession and spend all day with his one remaining brain cell going “hey god are you there its me julian” 

It would take a lot of convincing on MC’s part to get him to go to work every day

The first time Julian walked in and saw MC just chilling in their underwear he turned like 5 shades of red and his heart jumped into his throat and he forgot that he was just lurking in the doorway instead of making his presence known for like 5 minutes. 

For as much of a show-off as he is when he’s flirting, he usually keeps his clothes on when he’s hanging out with them. (maybe after Time and gentleness he’ll take his gloves and eyepatch off when its just him and MC)

👀👀👀

He narrates everything he notices that he likes about MC’s body as they’re just going about their life. He’s always finding something new to appreciate. 

He loves hugging them from behind and squishing their belly or gently squeezing their butt as they’re just walking by. 

He spends so much time just appreciating that MC is with /him/ and that they’re comfortable enough to walk around in their underwear when he’s around and how lucky he is that someone that he finds So Fucking Hot is….his partner. 

He does get very worried that Malak is going to land on them and scratch them when they dont have clothes on, he’s very protective. 

Muriel

Hello 911 its Muriel how can i tell if i still have a pulse

He walks into the hut, sees them in their underwear, turns 15 shades of red and slams the door as he leaves. 

At least MC knows he’s there now. 

They have to coax him to come back in, and he’s still very red. 

He eventually gets used to it though as its more just a normal occurrence for him to come home to. 

👀  but he will NEVER let MC catch him staring (more like beaming honestly) 

Muriel gives a lot of hugs just to feel their warm skin pressed up against his. 

Muriel hangs out in pretty much just his pants and belt when he’s home alone, and he starts to hang out like that around MC too when he sees how they like to dress when its just the two of them. 

Sometimes he’ll gently run his hand over a part of their body (like gently grabbing their belly or running his hand over their back rolls or their shoulders) in passing and smile to himself and then go about his day. 

Portia

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

She walks in and sees MC in their underwear and she just Strips

No clothes ever again in the Portia-MC household thats the rule now

Pepi’s collar can stay but its on thin ice. 

She will absolutely walk around and grab whatever part of MC she can just to squish it. 

Portia just loves MC’s body and she loves Seeing MC’s body and she loves that MC is chubby and she just is very very open and affectionate about it. 

She plans matching underwear days when they’re both able to sit around together like that. 

If MC gets cold she will sooner pile them with tons of blankets than risk them putting pants on. 

Absolutely the WORST when it comes to unexpected tickle fights. 

She can and will spank MC to watch them jiggle a little and thinks its just the cutest thing she’s ever seen. 

“C’mere i need to tell you something” *mc walks over* 

*Portia grabs them and bends over and puts her face in their belly and blows a raspberry* 

Lucio

Open and loud adoration honestly. 

Wearing only your underwear when you’re alone is the best idea he’s heard in years. 

He’s joining you immediately, stripping down to not even his underwear. 

Lucio loves talking about how good they look going about their business in their underwear but even when he’s not talking about it he is just appreciating that MC is there with him like this. 

Its a very comfortable type of intimacy to be present with your partner while they’re just hanging out in their underwear that Lucio isn’t used to nor did he think it was ever even on the table for him so he is just full of feelings about it. 

He is also dtf at all times though so seeing MC walking around looking SO good with just their underwear on gets him going fairly regularly and he’s just begging them to get into bed with him. 

He starts habitually taking the pointy parts off of his metal arm so he can’t accidentally scratch MC when he’s putting his arm around them which he does regularly. 

Lucio definitely spends his time lounging around in his bed when MC’s around which puts his head at perfect belly kissing height when they’re walking around and he takes full advantage. 

Very regularly suggests they just ditch the underwear. 

[bidiotka]

ok infinity war. here we go!

let’s start with the most basic review: it sucked! like, i had extremely low expectations and it still managed to disappoint me. the biggest flaw is that this movie is so extremely shallow. it’s absolutely literal, there are no central ideas, themes, symbols, nothing. i know this is a blockbuster and it’s meant to entertain, but even marvel’s least serious movies (antman, 2012 avengers, gotg) had some central ideas and themes. this movie has ZERO. except for those vague discussions about thanos’ motivations, there was no deeper level to the movie. i’m not saying it has to be, like, super philosophical or some shit like that. but when you look at marvel’s best movies, they all have some beautiful themes: they’re stories about forgiveness, freedom, family, finding oneself. there’s no lessons in this movie. it’s just a movie about stopping a bad guy. like, that’s it, that’s literally it. you will not find anything more in infinity war

the entire movie just feels like one battle scene after another. there’s no substance, nothing, just fighting. but okay i don’t wanna keep talking about this so let’s move on

the cinematography was...... interesting. some scenes were extremely well shot, like the beginning of the battle in new york with tony, bruce, dr strange, and wong. it was absolutely gorgeous. but overall there was so much orange and yellow in this movie and it was kinda ugly :( 

i liked the score! and this isn’t something i often say about marvel movies. there was this one recurring theme (it might be thanos’ theme? maybe?) which was absolutely stunning, it played when thanos put the space stone inside his gauntlet. it’s this delicate, low violin. another theme i loved was when they forged the stormbreaker. and it was lovely to hear the wakandan drums again

okay now onto the plot!

loki’s death was the most predictable part of this movie and yet it was so heartbreaking. loki’s the dude that that i never ever cared for, like, i just don’t give a shit about him. i enjoyed him a bit more in ragnarok but i still couldn’t care less about what happens to him. and yet, i cried during his death and it was so painful to watch. he really loves thor doesn’t he? poor guy. still, i think this is the best death loki could’ve been given. kudos to the russos, this was a good scene

heimdall’s death was a lot too. it’s so weird because i’ve always felt like heimdall is the one character that they’ll never get rid of

now let’s talk about thor. or rather, let’s talk about how shitty this movie was to him. let’s start with the fact that the russos clearly hate taika waititi! like, they basically spat in his face and went ‘LOL’ while erasing everything he did in ragnarok. god. ragnarok is such a special film because despite the main character losing almost everything he had, it was still filled with hope and love and had a happy ending. and iw fucked it all up!

ya know what the worst part is that i don’t even get why they’d erase some of taika’s ideas. like, what the fuck was the point in giving thor an eye? like, what is the point? thor losing his eye was a metaphor for becoming responsible for his people and becoming a king (he now wears an eyepatch like his father) and a symbol for his internal scars. i just dont get it, why would they give him an eye? whats the point? why are the russos so boring?

i don’t want to go on about thor i’m so angry. but this movie at least proved us once and for all that he’s the best character in the mcu. that scene where thor talks to rocket and cries and goes ‘what more could i lose?’ is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me thanks!

it’s nice that thor’s open to kevin bacon being an avenger

i liked that small scene between thor and gamora. it was cute

ah yes............ gamora. lets talk about gamora’s death. lets get into it folks!

first of all, i know people say she might be coming back because there’s a rumour zoe’s doing gotg3. i hope that this is true. because gamora dying at the very hands of her abuser who claims to have abused her because he loves her is such a fucked up thing, especially because she’s a woman. do they really not realise how often shit like that happens to female victims of domestic abuse? how many men abuse their wives, girlfriends, or daughters, but claim that they still love them? it’s just so, so fucked up.

i enjoyed those little gamora&nebula interactions. i wish we’d seen more. they’re my favourite sisters

i’ve heard someone say that iw is another iron man movie and yeah i completely agree. there was way too much tony stark in this movie for my taste. the thing is, i didn’t even mind him so much (like, he wasn’t being annoying), but their choice to focus on him meant that there was less time for other characters. and also, everyone praising tony? jesus christ this aint another iron man movie, you dont gotta pretend he’s the best character in the mcu when thor is literally right there

i gotta hand it to them though, all scenes with tony, dr strange, spiderman, peter quill, mantis, and drax were absolutely hilarious and amazing

‘kick names. takes ass!’

‘tell him about the dance-off!’

‘you’re from earth’ ‘no, i’m from missouri’ ‘that’s earth, you dipshit!’

bruce was pretty fun! i enjoyed that they went with his characterization from ragnarok. watching him failing to hulk out was so funny (’what do you mean no!!!’)

also bruce yelling ‘you’re screwed now!!!’ when thor showed up to the fight in wakanda was a big mood

so, yeah. there was a big lack of steve. judging by the trailers, i was expecting way more of steve. he had, like, 5 lines. poor guy, marvel really doesnt give a shit about him. and this movie was made by the guys who made 2 captain america movies

i’m just glad he wasn’t acting out of character. steve in iw was such a mood, he was just so tired and so angry. when he was like ‘i don’t want or need your permission’ or sth like that, i was like yeah baby boy!!! but also, this attitude is precisely why i think more steve rogers in mcu is pointless. like, we can’t move forward from nomad!steve. he doesn’t trust any authorities

also!! ‘i am groot.’ ‘i am steve rogers’ BLESS HIM

there was a persisting lack of sam :/ also no sambucky scenes :/ 

those brief moments between sam and rhodey were fun though?

bucky saying ‘where’s the fight?’ broke my heart a little, it’s a direct reference to his ‘it always ends in a fight’ line from cw

not enough wakanda!

okoye/nat/wanda was a fun dynamic

ugh......... there was so much forced heterosexuality in this movie. wanda/vision and bruce/nat are just shit i don’t even want to talk about it

the ending was way better than i expected. it was gorgeous, especially because of the sounds. it was so quiet and you could hear the wind and a distant storm. beautiful

i really want to know why dr strange gave thanos that ugly ass stone like what the fuck is his endgame! why he do that!

okay i’m too tired to keep thinking about this. i’ll add more tomorrow if i remember something new. but yeah basically it sucked, but the ending and the humour were pretty great at least. still, the lesson is that marvel really hates taika waititi huh

[annieoftheshitposts]

this post used to be a link to the old canons page but i’m turning it into a text dump of the revised one for people on mobile [or who have bad wifi/computers that the fancy schmancy script on the canons page wouldn’t play well with.] theres a lot sorry not sorry. here we go.

Canon Info

 Much more is said about Annie in external sources than the game itself, here's copypastes of all I know of and go by.

From the 3rd DLC Character Voting page:

As popular figures in nationwide folktales, a children’s television adaptation of Annie and Sagan’s adventures was inevitable. The show’s success lies in its pair of live action hosts, who are as convincing as their cartoon counterparts. Though what the public learns about the real Annie might surprise them. Annie is a seasoned fighter who has been around for a long time, acquiring many skills and powers along the way. Her sword is forged from a meteorite and can channel the power of the stars in its sweeping cleaves. Her right eye bonds her to her Remote Parasite and partner, Sagan, who grants her powers of a galactic motif. While some of her abilities carry more of a sparkly magical girl motif, Annie tries to execute them with the same sternness.

From "The canon info thread" on Skullheart Encore forums:

-Annie is several-century-old. Her immortality was gained when her parents wished on the Skull Heart so that Annie would never have to experience the hardship of adulthood, thereby making her forever a child. -She has had many different weapons and abilities throughout her life. - Sagan, her remote parasite. keeps her right eye in his mouth. - She’s physically not able to swear due to her condition - She is familiar with Double due to her experience fighting Skullgirls - Annie has encountered a lot of Skullgirls and has killed a lot, but not the same a lot. She’s seen the cycle multiple times and seen how they become stronger each time and is looking for the underlying source now. - The Annie of the Stars show is very similar to the Super Mario Bros. Super Show with live action segments with cartoons and PSAs and commercials in between. - Sagan can talk. Somehow. - Annie hides her immortality by getting a new hairstyle every few years. The show tells the audience that they have simply changed the actress. Eliza also pulls a similar trick

and finally some other misc. scraps that weren't covered above:

-annie has some kind of "super" or "powered up" form, in which she seems to fuse with sagan. it can be seen on her

move concept sheet, in the end of robo-fortune's story mode, and as a very tiny feature on one of robo-fortune's merch posters, but to my knowlege it's never really been talked about.

-she's been depicted with an "incognito outfit", presumably for going out in public and not being recognized by fans.

-sagan is named after renowned astrophysicist carl sagan. this isnt really relevant to anything but it's not on the wiki so i figured i'd share :b

-and this random pic of annie in the past with a different look, plus gun and minus eyepatch, apparently official art from the "digital art compendium". i haven't seen the source for this one myself though, and count this one more as speculative canon since that ingame image up there with her eye uncovered doesn't show a scar or any kind of damage from this.

-another canon fact about annie is she is strong and brave and i love her.

Headcanon (Annie)

this is pretty disorganized bc i come up with and revise random shit on a fairly regular basis, but the very least it should be all here and up-to-date. [though on this text post version i may forget to keep it updated oops.

she can still only normally see from the one eye in her head [and likewise probably has terrible depth perception lmao], but she can “project” her vision into the one sagan has if need be, during which time both he and her main eye are blind.

even though sagan’s vision is his own and she doesn’t actively “see” through that eye most of the time, the stuff he sees still becomes part of her memory and she can recall it if need be, though it’s far less tangible and kind of a surreal experience trying to do so.

the space where her other eye was is now just...space. like empty starry void stuff. yes, TECHNICALLY, you could put stuff in it but why would you. sagan can feel when something interacts with it and it’s really just weird and uncomfortable for both of them.as sagan is the source of their powers, the strength of her abilities is slightly dependent on her distance from him. something like long sustained flight is really only capable if they’re touching, but she still has ample firepower and ability to zip around for a pretty good range otherwise.

Not interested in anime

absolutely hates being called her full name; hasn't gone by anything other than "Annie" for longer than anyone that should be alive today should know.

part of her curse of eternal youth is remembering everything up until the point it kicked in and she stopped aging [i.e. when she was Actually a kid] exactly as well as if she hadn’t aged.

from that point however, a lot of it is hazy as shit aside from more recent times [as you’d expect from someone who’s been around hundreds of years]. this one's gonna be angsty as shit when i address it and you can thank @sandstriker for that. fucker.

also hates being restrained. by the concept sheet and beo's story, her fighting style is very kinetic and relies heavily on mobility; take that away and you get one very uncomfortable and very angry starchild. [this one's 'cause of y'all with the handcuffs asks. this is part of why she's so agitated rn.]

what's in the pouch? whatever is alternatively convenient. is it snacks? is it a quick incognito disguise? is it her whole entire sword? who knows. i think it might be infinite hammerspace in there.

i haven't put much though into this side of her story yet, but i've decided part of the mythos of the "annie of the stars" character as a figure of legend is that she literally lives, among the stars.

if there's enough folktales about her to base an entire show off of, i'm willing to bet she used to be less elusive when she was just about fighting skullgirls before dedicating herself to the whole "looking for the underlying source" thing.

Headcanon (Sagan)

tl;dr: as far as things go here, he's essentially a cat and/or younger sibling.

Sagan's canon information and characterization is basically nonexistant, so i got to do pretty much whatever i wanted with him lmao.

simply put, he's a little gremlin of a partner, but he is genuinely good-natured and a happy-go-luckly little dude. mischevious, loves to get up to Shenanigans, go off and hide/disappear to fuck knows where for several hours, climb and sit on tall things[or failing that, annie's head], etc. @sawkinator has described him, regrettably accurately, as "the Token Disney Animal Sidekick". he has a lot of mannerisms like an animal, but is still very much a being of at least average human intelligence. he's also surprisingly indestructible. far from invincible of course, but in canon he's been shown to be quite stretchy and...possibly have minor shapeshifting capabilities?? he's pretty much immune to being squashed and feels very little [if any] pain from most things. really, as far as i can tell he's pretty much a weird sentient plushie. like, if it's not going to damage a plushie, it's not going to hurt him; examples being: getting knocked back really hard or falling a long way? not a problem. fire? problem.

Sagan tends to be somewhat nonverbal and generally only uses a few words or short phrase at a time when he does speak, which sounds something like the voice clip below. that being how it is, he can be kind of inscrutable and more than a bit jarring to most people--though at this point annie's been with him more than long enough to be completely desensitized to it and doesnt quite get why anyone would be perturbed. fortunately, with that familiarity also comes understanding, and she can easily "translate" and articulate more from his expressions. this understanding is a two-way street, and on its other side is sagan's sensitivity to her moods. annie's not particularly...communicative of her emotions, but sagan can always tell when she's having an off day or something's bothering her, and is far better than anyone at helping her feel better. all things said and quirky antics aside, he and annie are exceptionally close and fiercely protective of eachother the moment it comes to it. they don't make a big deal of showing it outwardly, but they know they've always got eachother's backs.

he's taken quite a liking to beowulf as well, and beo defintiely shamelessly enables sagan's shenanigans.

as i see it, annie may be the passion and power of their operation, but sagan is the heart and soul. beowulf is like....comic releif and emotional support. not entirely necessary, but certainly welcomed to have around. yeah. listen im a big sap i just want them all to be good friends ok. i love them.

also sagan does like and watch a lot of anime.

Blog Canon

miscellaneous happenings that either have continued relevance/significance, or y'all just won't let die. there's not a overarching plot to this thing at all, but geez we’ve kinda gathered some history here huh?

taught sagan to say fuck [and other swears, in her stead]. he used to have to do it on command but he's gotten really good at filling in for her.has a

stoat fursona that beo helped her make. she thinks it's neat/cute but has no real attachment to it.

attempted to sue the crystal gems for ripping off her entire shtick [it didn't go well]

beowulf also taught her how to dab.

@sparkeletran is a nuisance and must be stopped

the 70$ pile of high school musical merch. sagan and beo both wear the t-shirts sometimes. she hates it. don't let her attitude fool you though this is actually the best and most important ongoing joke in this whole damn thing.

the first handcuffs stint. they’re gone now but they had a good ~30-post run, and she did take to learning lockpicking because of it.

this.

hey. guess fucking what lads. handcuffs ROUND TWO 'cause y'all just don't fuckin' quit. the first mini story arc sorta thing, in which she visits the cirque des cartes and has an aggravting encounter with taliesin. [currently ongoing][hopefully soon ending]

[[redacted for ""spoilers""]] due to said encounter with taliesin

sparkeletran is a nuisance,

"the official annie of the stars instagram is just cat memes but with sagan" it's canon but i haven't decided whether it's something she would have had already or a recent thing. [either way, hasn't been touched on yet due to the arc taking so long]

badart annie is sorta like her own thing at this point but nothing that happens with her is canon; she p much just shows up for exceptionally dumb posts. we did give her noclip though which is terrifying. on that note i may as well include the things that are Not canon but y'all won't let me forget

beo's animated belt thing. look. it doesnt talk.

spray-on boots.

the lawnmower weapon

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh homestuck

[metalempire]

this one’s easy to debunk

it’s never clear if edelgard knows arudnel is thales from the get go, and if she even knew it prior to crimson flier, for all she knew, especially in her younger years, her uncle was just her uncle, who took her away to be with her mother and stepbrother for a bit while shit went down in enbarr

the whole point of edelgard’s character is that she’s been traumatised by what happened to her, but rather than going feral and donning an eyepatch and crying about it, she actively decides to use the power it gave her to reshape the world so it won’t happen again. there are several characters, ironically mostly from faerghus, whose lives are negatively impacted by crests, removing the crest system from the social hierarchy is a good way to reshuffle power distribution in a medieval world. similar to how getting rid of monarchs in the real world eventually lead to more democratic systems coming about.

the crests dying out is debatable, since while they are in decline, there are still major crest bearers around, and even the original saints who are descended of or are children of the goddess are still around, so their crests can re-enter the blood stream whenever the church needs it to. the fact that the crests come from nemesis’ actions rather than the church’s, but the church chose to make use of their power and even had their founder create a nobility system around it, shows they benefit from the crest system, and the church having a hand in every territory, and being the religion of the entire continent is telling enough. the church never sought to make peace with the agarthans even though seiros knew they existed back then. the church is not innocent. the agarthans also were able to revive nemesis and the 10 elites, so the blood can be extracted again from them if necessary, and the crests can become strong once more. 

you are not using the correct definition of genocide. no one race is being exterminated. if you think killing chichol, cethleann and seiros counts as genocide then you forgot that macuil and indech are still alive, so that isn’t genocide, and nowhere does it state that edelgard has the entire populations of the alliance and kingdom killed. this is the same as people saying she’s a fascist despite her having no policies and actual political actions that define fascism. all she wants to do is dismantle the church and its’ established power systems and subdue opposition. claude chose to stand against her, dimitri chose to take rhea in. they ended up bringing war to their countries when not backing down despite the sheer size and power of the empire. 

edelgard also has no idea of the effects of the duscur tragedy on dimitri or lambert, she wasnt there when it happened, and she only got to reunite with her stepbrother when she want to garreg mach. while she is aware of who was ultimately behind it, she clearly says to their faces that there will be no salvation for them, and clearly doesnt approve of what the agarthans are doing, only siding with them because they oppose the church. the enemy of her enemy is a useful ally in a raw tactical sense, and when crimson flower ends she directs the fight at them, showing she was never in support of them to begin with.

in conclusion: hanneman wears nipple tassles to battle 

[eliweed-of-pherae]

HI I'M SAVVY'S FRIEND AND SHE KEEPS TELLING ME ABOUT MINTY BOI AND THAT I SHOULD ASK ABOUT THE MINTY BOI STORIES, MAY I PLEASE ASK ABOUT THE MINTY BOI STORIES

OH MY HI YES PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ASK ABOUT DEM MINTY BOIZ

(I like, typed a long thing on my phone and lost everything im salty)

So, Da Minty Boi™ (aka Weiss Von Schwarzberg) is my timeskipper oc. He’s Minty™, be it his mint green hair or the menthols he chain smokes.

His story starts in the distant past of my ocverse, which looks a lot like our world/time but with maybe some magic sprinkled in and cyborgs, idk I haven’t really developed it.

Weiss is a Depressed™ sad boi, with family issues and a gf he likes as a friend but nothing more (poor girl, she doesnt deserve this tbh). He then proceeds to timeskip to what he will learn is the distant future due to unfortunate wizard fights.

(The future is after some sort of apocalypse, but the world has had enough time to reconstruct itself around 2 major empires, and a peculiar desert which changes from Ice to sand every 1000years)

The Minty Boi finds himself in the desert (Ice) and quickly learns that he’s been thrown in the middle of some sort of murderous tournament organized by a vengeful, evil spirit.

Before he can fight anyone get killed, he’s picked up by a swordswoman, who takes pity on his lost sad ass and teaches him her sword way. Her name’s Fuyuki.

He thus gains some way to fight, but he has to participate before finishing his training, which induced its fair share of trauma, and of course, he’s had to kill people to win. That fuck u up.

Eventually he becomes skilled enough not to come so close to death every time, and Fuyuki and him find some comrades, a demon-like being that eats its brethren (I swear I decided on this before Berseria, which made me love Velvet quite a bit bcs shes like mah bby),and a divine swordsmith - Ryuuko. They also enlist the one judging the fights, a Death reaper (best lesbian, ends up as fuyuki’s wifu). With her on their side, the squad manages ot win fight while not actually killing their opponents, which is nice!

Weiss and Ryuuko have a complicated relationship. Weiss had feeligns for him, presumably Ryuuko did too, but with everything that happened, they had little time for sentimentality. They fucked to let off steam, but it never got past the “it’s complicated” stage. Add to this the fact Ryuuko makes him a divine sword, and they both make a power pact that involves exchanging left eyes. Spooky.

With the power the pact confers, they win the tournament and seal back the spirit - but they lose Fuyuki. Her wife will make her reincarnate almost right away but still, the squad mom is gone.

Then, for almost no reason, Weiss timeskips again. He’s back in his time, only 4 years later. He’s been missing for all that time. Of course, nobody believes his story. He crumbles. All the trauma from the tournament comes crashing down, now that he has the time to break down. He’s got PTSD, and living in this completely different world he had cast away is killing him. He’s also feeling extremely guilty about his gf. HE moved on in the desert, as he never thought he’d come back to his own time - but now he’s back and he realizes he basically cheated on her. Lucky for him she’s way too good for her own sake, and forgives him. Their relationship wasn’t really working anyways. They go back to being best friends.

Weiss doesn’t only have his ptsd at this point - his eye, the one from Ryuuko - starts oozing this black liquid. It’s thick, like oil. It0s because the pact is not voided, yet it can’t sense the other’s presence. The eye loses its power. He’s left with odd eyes (green - his - and gold - Ryuuko’s) the left bleeding this thick liquid and is way too photosensitive. It hurts and makes his life hell.

Now there’s two directions this can go in:

1. Weiss timeskips again with his best friend (ex gf). The squad is reunited and idk what happens, nothing that ever happened quite satisfied me (this whole story is actually quite old tbh)

2. M I N T Y  B O I Z™

Basically the whole Äke/Weiss good good. Now saddle up bcs the prologue is over, friend.

So. Weiss is all depressed in his own time, and magic happens again, but this time, he worldskips. Different world!! Sav’s!!

The boi is quite lost; he doesn’t speak the language AT ALL (although his language does sound a bit germanic), and everything is a bit familiar (his time looks liek our world) but not quite the same.

at that time, he finds Äke’s flowershop and B O I. There’s cactii and a VERY CUTE BARA BOI IN THE SHOP. DOKI DOKI.

So he starts coming to that shop quite often, just to look at these kinda similar but also completely unknown flowers and plants, and to sneak glances at dem tiddies and that booty.

Slowly, by being around the shop and other people sleeping under bridges, he starts to pick up a bit of the language. He gets a small job to pay for language courses - for a while Äke doesn’t see him and gets sad :’(.

But!! One day Weiss shows up at the shop. He points to a bouquet of Roses. Äke is The Sad™ bcs that cute boi bcs there’s like hearts around the rose sign so that’s probs to ask someone out?? But. He pays for it. Then, Weiss thrusts the bouquet into Äke’s arms, and for the first time, Äke hears him speak.

“Please go out with me!”

His accent is still thick (it sounds vaguely german), but he learned the language mainly to interact with this boi. Äke Dies™.

When he hears Weiss sleeps under bridges, they move in together and there begins the domesticity that keeps my cold heart warm during the winter.

During their cohabitation, Weiss (who used not to wear the eyepatch around Äke not to scare him bcs it freaked people out back home) can’t hide the eye problem anymore. When Äke finds out (his eye bleeding the liquid), Weiss is sure he’ll be disgusted. But Äke is a GOOD™ and accepts it. Probably kissesi t better. Weiss feels Loved™.

Weiss has a vine account, and dicks around with his sword on it. Breaks things. Makes a vine called “I got scolded so i’ll fix the lamp” after every incident. He learns abt memes. Everything goes downhill.

Äke tries to get him to stop smoking but Weiss is resilient. Bad Boi.

So yeah, there it is \ouo/ We have lotsa Minty Boiz headcanons but tbh it’d get rlly long and it’s already quite the beast. Just know they’re idiots in love, and they’re perfect.