#it does not spare the JL or JLD from that person freaking them out

[fanfics-or-dragons]

After Danny plays a giant prank on the Justice league and traumatizes every member of it a new rule was introduced.

Whenever a new person joins the Batfam. Whether a vigilante or not. Whether they know about then before or not. The Justice League and Justice League Dark need to be briefed.

Batfam members are to capable of causing chaos for them not to be informed. Batman agreed and scheduled several immediatly.

The first went over all the kids, including Jarro and the ones not legally his. Then it included the members in the know but not heros. Lucius Fox, Comisioner Gordon, and Lesslie. As well as a few others.

Then Clark found out Kon was dating Tim. He found out how long they were dating and was greatly embarrassed. Ollie ribbing him about not knowing did not help.

Clark got to pick back the next week when the Breifing was on Roy dating Redhood AKA Jason. Both Clark and Barry picked on him about his son dating a Crime Lord.

Clark and Ollie ganged up on Barry the next week when the briefing started with Nightwing pulling Wally into a kiss in front of the whole JL and then proposing.

Clark just slammed his head into the table when Jon walked in holding hands with Damien at the next briefing.

Now, every time a briefing is called any member with a child anywhere close in age to a current batfam member goes in wondering if their kid has secretly been dating on of the batfam kids.

The next briefing is informing them of Ellie getting married. Let's just say the pattern holds up well.

Bruce: Oh no. Dick: What is it? Bruce: Do you remember Danny Fenton? Dick: The biological son you found out about one year before he turned 18? Yeah, I remember Damian was having an aneurysm. What about him? Bruce: Well, he was willing to get to know me, but he's not looking to replace the man who raised him, so he wanted to do things slowly. I agree and have been watching him from a distance. Dick: Okay? What's the problem then? Bruce: The Court of Owls just took him. Dick: Shit. I'll call the others, we can rescue him as soon- Bruce: No no no you don't understand. Danny is far more dangerous then the Court of Owls. I fear by the time we get there it be too late. Dick: He's going to kill them!? Bruce whispering: Worse. He's going to turn them into Skeletons for his undead army, forever doomed to serve him until those they wronged forgive their souls. Death would be far kinder than what is waiting for the Court Members. Dick: Bruce.....did you sleep with a god again? We told you to stop doing that. Bruce: Actually, Maddie is completely human. Danny, on the other hand, died when he was fourteen, overthrew the previous Ghost King, and now controls the afterworld with far too much energy drinks and internet memes in his system. Dick: You promised this kid would be different Bruce. Bruce: Hey, I have not made him a vigilante. He did that on his own. Plus, he isn't a vigilante now; he's more of a morally compromised trickster god.