#it crashed the story

[egophiliac]

Do you have any final theories/desires for Book 7 Part 12?

(slamming fists on table) I DEMAND MORE CHE'NYA

[purrvaire]

I'm having a moment

[daddysfavlittlegirl]

Nicholas Alexander Chavez: Exist

Me:

[sparrowlucero]

this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was

[ranticore]

what a fun year!

[ivegoneawayinsidemyhead]

Something about Chimney being quietly devastated that the brother he always pictured planning his bachelor party with is gone. Meanwhile Buck is overcompensating while trying to prove he can be a good brother to the first big brother he's ever had a chance to know.

[fluffypotatey]

okay so:

the year is 2021. the month is june. the new season of hermitcraft, season 8, has just started, and everything is great! the hermits are all messing around, having fun, building insane things within the first week of the server being active, and generally having a good time. everyone's collected themselves into little factions, pranking each other, and it's all the fun, lighthearted, mostly-vanilla content hermitcraft is known for.

and then the split between minecraft versions 1.18 and 1.19 is announced. the delay of new terrain, and especially of new mobs like the warden, considerably disrupt several of the hermits' plans. but it's fine, they'll figure something out, they're professionals, and it mostly goes unnoticed.

about two weeks later, on november 9th, grian turns to mumbo jumbo in one of his episodes, and asks the famous question that would seal hermitcraft season 8's fate:

"mumbo, is the moon... big?"

suddenly, the fans panic. they search back through videos and streams, and realize that the moon had been abnormally large and stuck in a full-moon phase since october 30th. the Moon Big event has begun.

this is where the roleplay really starts. once the moon's size has been brought up, the hermits start a weird combination of scrambling to figure out why the moon's growing, and how to stop it- but also of ignoring it, hoping it won't be a problem, hoping someone else will deal with it. the moon keeps getting bigger, more hermits start realizing it's going on, and a creeping sense of dread starts to grow. but it's fine. it's fine, right? they do little plotlines like this all the time. they'll figure something out, the moon will go back to normal, and we'll laugh about it when this is all over. it's fine.

and then, blocks start flying away. just floating up out of the ground, and falling right back down! like for a moment, a square meter chunk of dirt has decided it's a ballerina and leaped out of the ground! but it's fine, right? the blocks are coming back. no lasting harm is done. they're going to fix it all... right?

the moon gets bigger. it's growing every day- local hermit weirdguy joe hills measures it every stream. the blocks start flying higher. gravity starts getting... weird, with players getting the slow falling effect at random, and being lifted off of the earth themselves. the players form cults and rituals and whatnot to try and appease the moon, convince it to leave them alone, making plans to escape. nothing works. things keep getting worse, and the moon keeps getting bigger. but it'll be fine. these storylines never leave lasting harm, or at least they never have before. they'll be fine.

and then the blocks stop coming back, just floating into the sky forever. the players have the slow falling effect more than they don't now. the moon is now so big it's visible even during the day, and fills the entire sky at night. they start planning their escapes in earnest, and say their goodbyes. some hermits jump into a void hole in the overworld (it was the centerpiece of their village). some flee to the End, some to the nether, some just fly with elytras and hope they can get far enough away in time. one brave hermit, tango, flies himself to the moon in a futile attempt to blow the whole thing up before it can crash.

but in the end, the moon crashes into the server, and everything they'd built was destroyed. and the whole time, there'd been nothing any of them could've done. season eight was over, a full six months before anyone had expected it to end, and season nine wouldn't start until about three months later. and im still not okay about it.

(here's a cool animatic of the moon's crash! honestly i dont think you need too much hermitcraft knowledge to get the gist)

(also the moon crash happened on the day before my birthday lmao.)

….

holy shit

[theratpy]

Just jokin! just kiddin !! hahahaha !!! ha! The frames of her getting crunched go hard though

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[fallstaticexit]

First, I MUST give credit to the brillant @simsdaughters for the idea. As well as @ravingsockmonkey for brainstorming & @grimwoods for suggesting Lilith Pleasant as the broke ass med student who has bills and tuition payments due and is desperate- so desperate she is willing to answer an ad by two wealthy vampires looking for a little snack in exchange for funds. This is probably (it is who am I kidding) going to be another Princess Cordelia sized mini story sometime soonish but I am glad I got this out of my system lol anywho thank you friends for entertaining my pea brain <3

[universallyintertwined]

I'm gonna FUCKING crash out OMFG

To the mfers who say, "You can shift whenever, it just takes intention." Can ACTUALLY GET MY PUBES STUCK IN THEIR TEETH BECAUSE ITS A HUGE FUCKING (well, not a lie), ISSUE.

I know shifters who HAVE shifted even when they didn't even set and intention to, and I know shifters who HAVENT shifted yet even though THEY SET THEIR INTENTION EVERY SINGLE TIME, AND GENUINELY BELIEVE THEYLL SHIFT TO THEIR DR. NOT TO EVEN MENTION THE PEOPLE WHO SHUFT WHEN THEY HAVE MAJOR FUCJUNG DOUBTS LIKE WHAG??

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE OMFG 😩😩😩😩😩

[kindred-spirit-93]

thetis and her grandbaby

the second panel originally was going to read "hes mine now" lol.

achilles probably jumped in after his mother (who went to show off to her friends), forgetting that neo is very cant breathe under water XD

look at his tiny lil hand holding onto her robes dfghjk. held my baby cousin last night and shes so light and squishy ahh. very babbly too :')

[k-0re]

IM NEVER SHARING MY INTERESTS IRL AGAIN HOLY SHIT

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The girls are plottinggggg

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[merakiui]

congrats on tmdg's first anniversay! where art thy (im still learning basic of this.. my head's whirlin) eel babies. they have insane parents. one is delulu, one is a manipulative psycho who indulges on the delulu. what a match in ocean.

THE TWINS!!!! Because of course that slimy eel gets what he wants and you end up having twins by some miraculous stroke of bad/good luck. I can only imagine Jade accompanying you to the infirmary and they tell you you’re pregnant, and you’re like “well, at least it’s just one baby.” Only for the nurse to say, “Actually…” and show you it’s twins LOL.

Either delulu darling is very excited because omg she’s having twins with Floyd, or she suspects they’re Jade’s after that time in the ocean and she’s having him lean down so she can strangle him. T_T knowing Jade, he’s enjoying every minute of this chaos. But also,,, he’s immensely proud and pleased to be able to boast about having twins with you. Mama and Papa Leech are in for a surprise when they learn of Jade’s not-girlfriend who is pregnant with twins… orz the messiest situationship you ever did see,,, ^^;;;

Those babies will be spoiled rotten and doted on so very much. They will be loved beyond measure. >w< and Floyd is excited to be an uncle, but Jade keeps him at tail’s length because if his kids start calling Floyd ‘papa’ he might actually lose his mind. T_T all of his hard work playing the most dangerous long game for it to fall apart when the babies recognize Floyd as their father. </3

[avianii]

hmmmmm

suspicious

[raapija]

what a difference a day makes