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wisteriagoesvroom · 10 months ago

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what item would you bring to a deserted island to entertain yourself with?

lando norris. he’d whine a lot but he’d be entertaining. he would cry when we have to gut a fish and but then he’ll get good at it very quickly. likely we almost die several times cus we try to eat things in the jungle that should not be eaten. we would have fun trading stories over bootleg rum at a campfire. we both nearly suffer mental breakdowns, and make an an emotional support coconut that we christen “max”.

on day 162 oscar piastri turns up in a life raft he build out of eucalyptus bark to rescue both of us. we all almost make out with each other right then and there, but get interrupted by carlos sainz jr who has come to collect his friend in a chartered chopper that he’s flying himself. “lando i have come for you!” carlos shouts on the loud hailer. “we are here too!” i say on behalf of oscar and myself. carlos begrudgingly lets us onto the chopper. we all make international news and it’s a ministerial nightmare to coordinate how we find our way home. also it turns out that the desert island was masterminded by zak brown as a team building slash reality tv gambit to please investors. the end.

#wiz.askbox #wizrambles.txt #i love asks #thanks anon fairy whoever you (or multiple yous) are #shoutout to the tumblr creators who are writing like sexy mafia boyfriend Lando x reader #it could not be me #but I respect it #instead i do: this

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portlandwithyou · 1 year ago

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don't get me wrong, I've travelled for shows before, but how is it that these big f*b blogs/twitters have so much money to go to all these different concerts?

#I literally don't understand it #like the tickets plus hotel plus airfare plus expenses???#it could not be me #especially for multiple shows

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tallbluelady · 2 years ago

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🖊+Minthe (HEH)

Hehehe. I've been rotating it, and for thematic reasons, I like the idea that Minthe probably was originally going to Akadaemia for performance in singing and music. She has a lot of natural aptitude for things, but I think that the professors there would likely call her out on the lack of practice. Since she had to take a few science courses to graduate anyways, she fell in love with chemistry and went that route instead. She likes the fuck around and find out method of learning, rather than practice. Ironically, with enough fafo she is technically practicing, but it feels different enough to her that it skips the "I am bad at thing" portion of learning how to be good at something.

Thanks for the ask!

#ask meme #azem minthe #okay so like #this isn't an inherited trait from me at allllllllllllllllllllllll #(it is)#I hate practicing music #good job rowan and aoife for being able to practice #it could not be me

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cunked · 2 years ago

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watching final destination. these people have NO regard for health and safety.

#it could not be me

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lrndvs · 3 months ago

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compliments from girls go hard

#comic #the girly girls are girling girling #this one popped off on twitter and there are SOOOO many wonderful positive comments about shared experiences omg #anyway lmao this happened at a friends birthday and we spent so long trying to find out who this was #all i remembered was “petite/shorter than me / nice hair / one could define her style as ”pinterest coquette“ lmao

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river--ghost · 11 days ago

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