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The brain is such a miracle... that thang should not function
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the strength it must have taken for illario to not immediately go full 'lmao since when have you even had a kiss hello lucanis' sibling violence mode during the café talk. inspirational. rook and lucanis really were doing all that right in front of his salad huh
#lucanis is being SO cringe with that line right out there in public and I would die for him. it's just such a weird thing to say#tbf if anyone in the world is used to the insane things lucanis says and would go 'yes yes lucanis waxing poetic about coffee#in ways normal people reserve for trying to get in someone's pants (the roast won't fuck you lucanis)#we've all heard it' like it's all normal I suppose it would be illario. and also he's too busy with the 'shit fuck shit he's not dead#he's not dead of the family members 'supposed' to be dead we're at two definite failures out of two and woe me if the twain should meet#if that IS a demon in there it sure talks exactly in the same bizarre way only my cousin does#does that mean anything what the fuck do I do who do I kill about this' internal monologue I guess#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#illario dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#rook x lucanis#rookanis#I mean he does very much say that to a non-romancing rook too which only makes it all the more delightfully odd#is it a very lucaniscore way of testing the waters. is it just how he always talks about coffee. many plausible approaches here#no one forced him to bring up kisses and 'you should try it' out of the blue like that is all I'm saying. he could have acted normal#(theoretically)#i feel there are reasons to read some stuff into it lol#lucanis when rye says he prefers tea: it's so over cautious overture I don't quite understand myself yet gently rebuffed#lucanis when rye takes him up on the 'so what should a first kiss be' theme: oh we're so back!!!! wait. what. what do I do now#what is this#it's kind of really sweet that rook answers with their own playfully florid beverage based barely hidden metaphor at the end too#matching freaks and having fun with it#as far as lucanis is concerned rye's only true flaws are 1) prefers tea to coffee (oh well. no one can be perfect. cross-cultural love#can conquer all even in this) and 2) weird taste in interior design (did we really HAVE to bring your 15 foot tall corpse statues#with us home rook. I can understand a tasteful skull here and there but this seems excessive. well if it makes you happy I guess)
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theres also a cool time/clocks motif going on w raffles which i am predictably haunted by but we cant get into that today
#tbf this one is less character specific and a lot more baked into just like. the prose style#soooo much specific time cues yk#and ofc the clocktower in just and the gun clock in last laugh#but specific to aj theres a lot of like. side details. that put him constantly at the End of things#and idk how much of that would have been intentional#but like hes already 10 yrs into an athletic career when we meet him#he lives in the albany at a time when its future was SUPER uncertain like they talked abt selling it several times in the 1890s#it barely survived the century and its reputation was probably the worst it had ever been#He Himself barely survives the century... and only gets a few months into 1900. he does Not outlive victoria#hes an aesthete but very much at the end of that movement (esp after 95) and his specific favourite niche is WELL before their time#etc etc theres more of this its always rotating up here but as i say. brain dead today#a#crime and cricket#edit ohhhh my gosh i forgot abt the slow bowling#i was trying to remember ik there was a cricket thing abt the 90s for him#im wayyyy less well read on the sports stuff buT#the 90s was like. the transition era to primarily fast bowlers#so even if he hAD like never got caught on the uhlan etc#his career would have looked very different before too long
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It's been a full year since the Mighty Nein show announcement and I am honestly still laughing that we all inexplicably identified that the lines were re-recorded for the announcement in particular in .02 seconds flat. This is still my takeaway a year later.
#can y'all believe it's been a whole goddamn year. what the fuck.#it's so funny tho cuz I went and listened to it again and STILL was like 'oh that's re-recorded'#even though there's BARELY a discernible difference. like frankly not even a describable one in most cases#it is somewhat clear with essek cuz the actual line does not end on 'ocean of the unknown' but also like#there's a notable gap in the original that's like... no it cOULD'VE been the same line but it's nOT#tbf when you compare them it's also sound quality. like c2 sound quality is VERY MUCH FINE but it's not 'recorded in a booth' good#but also if you're not directly comparing the lines (which like. we were not doing right off the bat) it is... definitely minute inflection#anyway I'm laughing#m9 animated#critical role
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on an ecological basis finns travel in herds
it kills me look at em...all huddled up sans mikksy because theres a bjorny in the way and he keeps trying to talk to lundy but he ignores him (ah see its not so fun now that the shoes on the other foot aint it bud)
magnet in their skates <3
edmonton oilers @ florida panthers game 7 postgame | 6.24.24 (x)(x)
#aleksander barkov#eetu luostarinen#anton lundell#niko mikkola#florida panthers#2324#playoffs 24#finns who find their way to each other#yes it also kills me mikksy is blocking forsys view of the cup and he keeps trying to look over his shoulders from his tippy toes#forsy is once again 183cm... thats not short...#but unfortunately with this team it basically is when theres a guy whos 196cm in front of you 😭😭😭#mikksy you have to crouch!!! poor forsy 😭😭😭#i love how when luosty bends down to talk to lundy...lundy listens#but when mikksy tries to do it he gets greeted with a barely there look before lundy goes back to luosty...#lundy your favourtism shows lol#is it ever a wonder why mikksy also bullies lundy#tbf mikksy also does ignore lundy when he tries to get his attention too baby this is a two way street
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Le lac des morts vivants (Zombie Lake, 1981)
"Stories about the lake of the damned go back to the Inquisition. They used to celebrate Black Masses back in the Middle Ages: they would sacrifice children, which they threw into it so as to appease the spirits which otherwise rose out of their watery grave in search of blood. And we too, we've used it as an unholy grave during the war. But the soldiers we threw in were not a sacrifice... and they're coming back with a vengeance."
#le lac des morts vivants#zombie lake#horror imagery#gore tw#video nasty#jean rollin#julian de laserna#julián esteban#jesús franco#howard vernon#anouchka#pierre marie escourrou#antonio mayans#nadine pascal#youri radionow#bertrand altmann#marcia sharif#yvonne dany#pascale vital#gilda arancio#1981#easily the most disappointed I've been with a Rollin film‚ but then this is barely his film at all. it began life as a Jess Franco movie#until he quit in pre production when he balked at the meagre budget (and considering how cheap his films were‚ it must really have been#tiny). Rollin took over only as a favour to the producer‚ a friend‚ and also brought on another director with whom he split duties. this#was by every account just a paycheck to the French maverick of phantasmagoria‚ and boy does it show. his disinterest in the material is#palpable‚ and can be forgiven considering the shoddy script‚ largely terrible cast (Vernon is giving it his all tbf) and the truly woeful#zombie makeup. some green looking nazis creep out of a lake‚ kill some naked women‚ and creep back in. rinse and repeat a few times and#that's basically all there is to this faintly depressing little misfire. of interest really only for its inclusion on the video nasties#list and as a comparison piece to the film Franco made instead (Oasis of the Zombies) but otherwise this has very little to recommend it#if you had any interest at all in watching a Rollin film‚ then watch any of them but this (but ideally The Iron Rose or Living Dead Girl)
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y'know my friend pointed it out once and it is kinda weird to me: why is mitsuo's boss theme (revelations: mitsuo/shin mitsuo tensei) in golden based on i'll face myself -battle- and not a new world fool (or a more generic boss theme like reach out to the truth)?? only party members' shadows and marie/kusumi-no-okami use that theme- i guess you could argue it's just the theme for shadows as a whole since mitsuo's the only non-party member whose shadow you fight (ignoring adachi technically being his shadow also-) but. weird choice i feel like-
#rambearling#persona 4#p4#i assume i'll face myself -battle- plays during his fight in og p4 but i don't know for sure-#he doesn't even face himself really he literally doesn't accept his shadow as himself-#his shadow doesn't even say it's the true self at the start of the fight it just says it's a shadow sklfdjfdlksfdjdfskj-#<- i saw someone say that's only the case in the english version but idk for sure and i still think it's an interesting choice#mitsuo has such wasted potential man................ he is just a mentally unwell teenager he needs therapy not jail time#what even happens to mitsuo like does he get arrested??? does he get released from police custody???#he just vanishes from the narrative after his dungeon-#i mean tbf he's barely in the narrative to begin with kldfsjfdkjdsfljkfsdkj-#in the game itself the most memorable thing about mitsuo is that his boss fight's hard klfdsjfdskljfsdfkjlfdjkl-#thank god for black frost with agidyne and mind charge. my ace for the whole game after that ily black frost <3#he has bufudyne and maragidyne and a dark skill i don't remember and mind charge <3#and a buff i also forget cuz i barely use buffs honestly <3
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i’ve mentioned before that claire only ever drinks in public/socially if ethan is by her side. and that’s because when she lived in san francisco/during her first undergrad she used to party a lot and um well you see claire has many sensory issues + socialising is difficult to her even if she tries really hard (and she does; she mainly has a hard time… understanding stuff and connecting to people). so drinking was her way of getting more comfortable/not feeling like she was out of place because she found out it lowered her inhibitions/she was uh. numb. very intoxicated.
this became a problem because she would only go out or have fun if she was drinking. and this became an even bigger problem when she was put in situations she shouldn’t have been put. like i said a lot of bad things have happened to claire. so after an incident she stopped drinking & going out altogether and she struggled a lot with, like, Not Drinking. because things with claire are either all or nothing. this was around the end of her first undergrad so maybe 2011/2012. also she had broken up with sabrina and moved out of their shared dorm a few months prior so she's pretty much alone around this time, which doesn't make things easier.
so currently (2014/2015) she goes to parties/clubs/whatever if she’s with addison but she does not drink out of fear. and it’s only when she’s with ethan and they’re networking that she entertains the idea of drinking. but even then it makes her very uncomfortable and anxious so she avoids it if she can.
#oc: claire swanson#i wouldn’t call claire an alcoholic but i also would not not call her that#she had a complicated relationship with alcohol. as she does with everything. her parents fault#i don’t think ethan Knows why claire doesn’t drink in public but i think he has noticed she doesn’t + that she only like. carries a glass#with her when she’s by his side. because that’s what she does she’s just holding the glass lmao she’s barely drinking#this also feeds into that fear she has of seeing lisa repeating her mistakes/not having moderation now that she’s Free.#since claire was Free once too. and many things happened#i think addison is the only one who knows what happened to claire and claire only tells her because. well. :)#and then hunt later on. they have sex once and she just bursts out crying. as you do. unrelated to their first time when she cries too#man see this is all her parents fault. if they hadn't hid her diagnosis from her then she wouldn't be doing all that#also. i like how isolation plays a big part in claire's life. where's that one paper i read about female gothic protagonists and isolation#late 2011/early 2012 is also when the baby thing happens. these events are not necessarily correlated but they also are not not correlated#tbf this is just a really bad patch in life for her. but anyway. vulnerable girl -> gets isolated -> gets preyed on. tried and true cycle
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Fucked up and deranged btw how JGY is like three months older than NHS. Think about it for long enough and you start dying
#Tbf I think this is liable to be at least partially a didn't think the timeline thru thing because NHS also is the same age as everyone else#in summer camp (e.g. JZX) (same age as JGY to the day) and he very notably basically repeated a grade. Twice (which. Same)#And I have squared this circle in my head but it does still feel wrong#(And also frankly since LXC is a bare and horrifying two years older than summer camp gang the window of ''older than summer camp gang#(including NHS bc NHS very notably calls him san-*ge*) but younger than LXC'' is DRASTICALLY SMALL anyway)#Shakes you violently LXC WAS 18-19 WHEN SUNSHOT STARTED. HE LITERALLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN AT THE CLUB
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THAT’S SO COOL????? I’m not into video games but GOD they reincarnate and are in love every time??? princess and knight??? also I’ve been wanting to say this for ages but link is sooooo gender. you get it
so. they are in love in the sense that nintendo is queerbaiting me. queerbaiting me with a "straight" couple (they are lesbians). they are not canon they kissed only in the second ever zelda game when there was only the barest story and they were nothing more than pixel sprites and they have not been canon since. and because every game is technically a different link and a different zelda, each individual game varies on how shippable they actually are? like, I'm not very far through twilight princess yet but I've heard they're pretty much just coworkers in that one. the three latest mainline games though, they're like. they're pretty much canon in all but name like you could say it's platonic but like at that point you are running on loads of denial. the three latest mainline games are skyward sword, which is the first link and zelda, the start of the cycle. the plot ENTIRELY revolves around how much link loves zelda. cause they're best friends, hyrule as a kingdom doesn't even exist yet (they live on an island in the sky) she falls to earth and is running around having to discover that she's a reincarnated goddess (that's a whole angst factor btw bc the goddess (hylia) had to fight demise and she won but knew it was temporary and knew demise would have to be defeated again, and that he would need to be defeated with the power of the triforce, which can only be wielded by humans, so she decided basically that she'd need a loyal human knight, and so she reincarnated into a human girl because a girl is loved in the way a goddess isn't and she knew someone would love a human girl enough to save her WHICH HAPPENS so basically zelda gets to have an identity crisis was she just dragging link towards this destiny the whole time? did she truly love him? did he truly love her? are they puppets in this grand plan? "I'm still your zelda" she says to him, but is she??? drives me nuts) and he, ever loyal, keeps running after her to save her again and again and again (link is so dog coded there's a great botw fic about this), and then they defeat demise and he curses them and link is just some guy who went through ALL THIS SHIT cause he LOVED zelda. what if you were in love with your best friend and it cursed you and your descendants for the rest of time this is so francesca by hozier I'd tell them put me back in it I'd go through it again if i could hold you for a minute. and then the next two mainline games are breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom and breath of the wild involves an amnesia plot so you basically watch link fall in love with zelda a second time and then in tears of the kingdom they are. common law married. they share a house. there's only one bed. do NOT get me FUCKING STARTED on the hateno house. and nintendo still plays FUCKING COY zelda's english va has to be like "they... have a really close bond...." this is how I know they're queer you wouldn't do this with straight people. and then people also ship ocarina of time (most popular and well known game of the series most praised for its story) zelink a lot but that's an older game I haven't played yet so I can't speak on them. zelda is so transmasc in that one though this I know. I talk about link being genderqueer a fair amount and everyone on this internet knows link is trans but trust. zelink is t4t
#also I love that you said “princess and knight” like it's another awesome factor about them cause yes so true#but so many people are like “UGH the princess and knight trope🙄” LIKE YOU DON'T GET IT!!! IT'S ABOUT DEVOTION!!!#tbf the zelda plot is always that you have to save zelda and nintendo won't break out of this winning formula#so I suppose for a lot of people it just feels sexist and tired and whatnot#but I've played only the latest games so I'm able to look past it cause zelda manages to still be a really good character from the sideline#also. they're literally in love. um. why do you hate true love and soulmates#anyway TECHNICALLY they're not in love every time. cause. as I said. twilight princess#(also there's some zelda games that don't follow the standard plot (such as link's awakening which I've played its SO GOOD btw)#so there isn't. a zelda and ganon. so obviously no zelink there)#but whether or not they're actually romantically involved I do think it's critical that they are SO SO SO SO IMPORTANT to each other#in which case if they are genuinely just coworkers in twilight princess I do think that's a failing of twilight princess#ask#witch-of-aiaia#hi aiaia!#also. fun detail here. link is a silent protag and they tend to make him a bit of a blank slate in the games#so when I say zelink is in love I am simultaneously working with the bare ass minimum in regards to link#and yet also so so so much cause of the everything he does for her#zelda being a reincarnated goddess/from the line of a reincarnated goddess is so crazy insane to me btw#she's links patron goddess he's her ever loyal servant they're UGHHHHHH#I could talk forever about them. evidently. they're so important to me. only couple I've written fic for
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Esteban, Victor, and Shuriki for the bingo?
Esteban, my beloved <3
Unsurprisingly a double-bingo for the blorbo. Clarification for a few of the points.
I am mainly being hyperbolic when I say Esteban has never done anything wrong in his life. I am fully aware that he has done some very bad things. However, I still maintain that he has still done less wrong than the narrative thinks he has and that he had already been more than punished enough by the time his actions come to light. 40+ years of isolation, a guilty conscience exacerbated by survivor's guilt and the responsibility of being the only thing standing between your country and a ruthless tyrant. Adding to that the fact Esteban was at most 18--frightfully naive, very scared and lonely and extremely young--when he made the worst mistake a person can make and had to live with the consequences for decades. Yeah, he was definitely punished enough long before Elena banished him.
I am also being a bit hyperbolic when I say that "no one understands Esteban but me." There are actually a bunch of people in the fandom who understand him pretty well, though overall, there are even more who don't understand him or who misinterpret crucial aspects of his character. A big thing for me is that there's a lack of recognition that a lot of Esteban's supposed "arrogance" is a facade and defense mechanism. He hates himself far more than he loves himself--and a lot of fans seem to miss that. On a much smaller note, when "Wizard School House" headcanons were still socially acceptable to make, I notice that Esteban was consistently placed in the "snake" house, supposedly because he is cunning and ambitious. However, this has never seemed right to me. He's never really sought power in and of itself, but more as a means of self-protection and/or because he feels it's what he's "supposed" to want/ a decent enough alternative if he can't have what he really wants (love and belonging). This sets him apart from Shuriki, Paloma, and the Delgados--who I see as more "natural" Slyther*ns, since the power in and of itself is what they seek. Imo, there's a decent case to be made for Esteban in any of the other houses, but I'd put my money on the "bird" house personally.
"Suck" is wayyyyy too strong a word, but Esteban/Paloma is by-far the most popular ship for Esteban in the fandom, and I don't much care for it.
When I say that Esteban is done dirty by the creators, has wasted potential, and has not enough screen time, I am primarily talking about the "Shuriki Returns" arc in S2 as well as a general lack of exploration as to the impact that the Dark Times™ had on Esteban. Now I fully understand why this is the case. For better and for worse, Elena of Avalor is a kid's show, and therefore, it is difficult to fully-present a character's decades of untreated PTSD in a way that is both appropriate and comprehensible for the eight-year olds watching. That being said, there was still much more that could and should've been done with Esteban especially during the Shuriki returns arc. They could've had Esteban speak more in a somewhat vague sense about how he has personal knowledge of just how dangerous Shuriki is and that he can't allow his familia anywhere near her. Or there could've been a moment where someone checks in on Esteban and lets him know that they are aware of how hard this must be for him and that he isn't in this alone anymore. But instead, we got next to nothing during a part of the show which should've been just as emotional and meaningful to Esteban's development as it was for Elena.
My opinions about Esteban that would likely cause concern for most of the fandom are primarily in reference to some of the people that I ship him with and/or some of my darker headcanons about what exactly the Dark Times™ might have entailed for him.
Victor
In terms of wasted potential and not getting enough screentime, I think Victor and Carla should've joined Team Avalor midway through S3 as opposed to only a few episodes from the end. I also think Elena, Esteban, and Victor's characters would've all benefitted from another flashback episode set just before Shuriki's initial invasion and allowing us to get a better handle on the characters, their relationships, and their states of mind just before their lives were irrevocably change. It's also a bit of an overstatement to say that I "don't think about Victor much." The truth is that I don't think about Victor as an individual entity much (especially in comparison to some of the other characters), but I do think about his relationships with and to other characters (especially Esteban, Carla, and Elena) a good amount--and these are the specific "dynamics" in question that I particularly enjoy Victor as part of and of which I wish that I could see more. I am also aware that Victor/Paloma never interacted in canon, but the potential (shippy or otherwise) of their interactions lives in my head rent-free. Yet another reason that we were robbed of the Delgados getting redeemed earlier in S3.
Shuriki
I'm a bit conflicted regarding Shuriki. I actually mostly like the way that she is utilized in the work as is. I actively don't want her to get more complexity/a sympathetic backstory the way that some others do. She works best as an ominious, omnipotent presence haunting the characters and the narrative (Esteban and Elena in particular). That being said, I do think that the Shuriki returns arc was shorter than it needed to be and that crucial aspects were missing from it. (As I had already mentioned, we were owed more Shuriki & Esteban interaction post-Secret of Avalor. We also should've seen more about how her return impacted the characters other than Elena herself.) I also think that during parts of the return arc, she was taken a bit less seriously than warranted. It became harder to view her as intimidating, insensate evil when she's complaining that her cringefail minions Victor and Carla just burst into song.
#elena of avalor#esteban flores#victor delgado#shuriki#i am once again asking where the estevictor is#like i get why my other esteships are controversial and/or unpopular#but estevictor does seem like a no-brainer and yet it barely exists#tho tbf victor ships in general barely exist#i've only ever seen him paired with rafa and ash#tho carla gets paired with mateo; gabe; marzel and more
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Talking to other people do I do too many societies
#everybody else does like 1 or 2#i have 5. 6 if you count the disabled students network#deeply embarrassing that i do that many societies and still have barely any friends#this is what happens when your housebound as a teenager#seriously it's like there's a set of rules that everyone has except me#i can't even really blame it on the cfs i was like this before tbf#I'm starting to question whether i might actually be autistic. i have other symptoms too this isn't some weird ableism#i still don't think i am there's a lot of big things i don't do i just it would also explain somethings idk
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can u imagine if the thirteenth doctor was ever allowed to meaningfully express vulnerability with her companions in her entire run. can u imagine if that had happened
#TBF it’s been a minute since i’ve watched it but even if i’m forgetting something the fact that it is forgettable proves my point#she gets it a little with the master. which i ate tf up#but like. literally why does she Never get it with the people she chooses to be with#on one level that is a deeply fascinating arc for a doctor and i would be interested in seeing explore#but they didn’t really. explore it. it stayed very stagnant through most of her seasons#there were some other character developments (mostly on the companions side in reaction to her) but she is like. barely affected by them#which is WILD for the sort of story doctor who is. god jodie ily they did you so dirty#ted talks#doctor who#thirteenth doctor
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Oh baby, here I am a second February in a row getting spoiled on jjk stuff. It’s like this month is cursed
#no pun intended#anyway Twitter is the true curse#tbf this was barely a spoiler but it’s like the equivalent of me going ‘I bet x will happen’ and someone going ‘oh yeah it does!’#like thanks man I wanted to find that out on my own not via twitter
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that domino meme but it’s labeled “me not being able to listen to audio content without falling asleep or my brain blocking it out as Noise bc adhd” and the first domino is “ @disgruntled-detectives convincing me to give Cabin Pressure a try” and the last one is “interacting with the creators of my beloved shows on social media”
#audio books are still REALLY hard for me to listen to#it’s the single voice audio idk what it does to my brain but it’s almost a literal off switch#or my brain blocks it out as Noise and suddenly i realize it’s been 20 mins since i actually heard anything and now i have to rewind#and find out where i left off#although tbf i have that problem with books too#so maybe it’s just something about reading#adhd brain my barely tolerated
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(( What if I just... gave Bellanda more merfolk-typical expressions. What if she didn't smile, and tended to view other people smiling at her as an aggressive/threatening gesture.
#Most secret royal advisor || OOC#(( was talking about this last night and. is real tempting....#(( tbf she Does know that smiling is a landfolk Thing that they do (and that miri's picked up the habit)#(( but also like. subconsciously. and also hard to throw that old reaction.#(( she also knows miri well enough to not necessarily rely on body language in this specific way#(( she knows if miri's baring her teeth because she's land-imprinted or if shes actually being threatening#(( bellanda's not really the person who deals with landfolk politically all that much so she's definitely not as familiar with them as miri#(( or the other sisters tbh
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