#it also makes me appreciate mangoball cheater cheater more. god that was fucking insane

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i’ve somehow fell down a rabbit hole of reading percy jackson socmed aus written by teenagers who spend too much time on twitter. they’re genuinely so fascinating. every character is wildly mischaracterized and speak exclusively in stan twitter lingo. it feels like a window into the average stan twitter user’s psyche. like you people really live like this? why does every character have a public and private account? why is “character posts something meant for their private account publicly” in like every other fic? why is there no differentiation in typing style or lexicon?? do you really think annabeth chase would say oomfie??