#it also has great potential for angsty r63 in which deeply private wag sid struggles with press leaks by people she considered friends

[sequestering]

the potential of a hockey wagatha christie au...

kappy as a scrappy, up and coming young player fresh from a patchy past in toronto. he’s a little vulnerable, a little wild, a little attention-seeking. he wants some control over his media image, he wants some positive press, he likes having some power, so he starts selling stories to the press... kris as the established vet who likes his privacy, who is furious to discover that his personal life is being leaked to the press, competent enough on social media to work out who it is, and catty enough to do a dramatic public call-out.

cue a huge court battle featuring kappy explaining to the straight-faced judge why he comments ‘meow’ on all kris’ social media posts