#it almost feels like people have fun at cons in SPITE of their organizers
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Every time I see guest lists for Comic Con and similar cons I always think of this convo I had with a friend years ago where they said it feels like there’s a huge disconnect between the folks that organize these cons and the average attendee’s interests… thinking about when I went to Denver Comic Con in 2017 (a year anyone in the cosplay/con scene will recall as being absolutely DOMINATED by a certain hero shooter), and the organizers pushed the Overwatch cosplay photoshoot to a side stage we had no hope of all fitting on and sent their photographer on lunch while hyping up the Lord of The Rings photoshoot that had maybe 20-25 people stretched out across the big main stage. That was the same year they had the VAs of Discord and Pinkie Pie/Fluttershy banished to the tiniest little room for a panel and people had to be turned away because the room filled up near instantly. And then, two months later, the same thing at Boston Comic Con, where they shoved D.Va’s VA to the very back of the guest room with the D-lists, then had to do emergency traffic control to avoid a crowd crush while the main guest they had hyped up, Mario’s VA, was sitting at his booth just watching the chaos go down on the other side of the room.
Since then I’ve been keeping my eye on guest lists for multiple cons, local and otherwise, and it feels like all the big ones are still like that. They’ll hype up some old-time actor who was in one episode of Star Trek or Doctor Who, which, yeah, I’m sure there are folks excited for that��but every con I’ve ever gone to has been disproportionately fans of stuff that’s NOT been hyped or promoted by the organizers at all. When we went to Anime Boston this year my friend had to organize their own photoshoot for freaking Dungeon Meshi, which has to be far and away the most popular new anime of this year.
Sorry for ranting but this post brought to you by looking at the guest list for Fan Expo Boston and seeing the Top Billing is the cast of Saved by the Bell and National Lampoon (???), with a grand total of 7 voice actors for the animation category and 7 for all of gaming
#it almost feels like people have fun at cons in SPITE of their organizers#I’m sorry but how many times can you meet the cast of Firefly 😫 like truly#like for Fan Expo this year if I were thinking of all the most popular up and coming guests it’d be like#Baldurs Gate (to their credit they got 1 BG VA). Hazbin. TADC. idk if Dungeon Meshi has an English dub yet but if so that#Genshin and Honkai ??? (Fan Expo does have (1) Genshin VA attending at least)#how about the VAs for the new Pokemon protagonists?? kids would love that#they can’t possibly be more expensive than these ye olde big names they’re pulling in#it just feels like such a disconnect!!!
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Synastry Ship
Hi!! Can I get a synastry ship with Got7 Yugyeom and Ateez Yunho, please?
Thanks in advance! 💕
@jiminisaslytherin Thanks for requesting <3
Yugyeom
Pros
Trine Sun - Uranus: You truly feel like you can be yourself in this relationship. You encourage each other to be yourself and to have hobbies that allow you to grow. This is not a suffocating relationship, and there are frequent changes and new discoveries that keep you on your toes and feeling like you are moving forward. This relationship is highly creative for you and a lot of fun; there is a sense of discovery and excitement that drives you to reach further into your own consciousness than ever before.
Sextile Sun - Pluto: You will have a platform to explore your deepest desires, fears, motivations, truths through your connection with Yugyeom and that will test you both. Yugyeom provides you with a lot of support and encourages you to pursue your ambitions. He is able to unconsciously identify your needs and respond to them in a powerful, usually positive way. The communication between you should be good – both verbal and nonverbal. You’re able to talk things out effectively, but you don’t always need to verbalize your thoughts and feelings. Somehow, he’ll just know what you’re thinking and feeling.
Conjunction Moon - Jupiter: You evoke joy, hope, goodwill and a sense of adventure in each other. So much so that you could also be easily induced to overdo and overextend yourselves in various ways. You are likely to stimulate a wealth of feelings in each other and a generally open-minded attitude. You probably want the good life and all that it implies for you. As a team, you can be a beacon of encouragement, hope, and positive influence wherever you go. Your most important lesson is balance and wise choices that not only enhance joy but also maintain a level of stability. The natural positive energy between you can provide endless resources and options when times get tough.
Conjunction Mercury - Pluto: Your conversations tend to be probing and deep. You’re inspired to explore the mysteries of the universe, to undergo some profound changes in your understanding and in your ways of thinking, and develop a deeper understanding of and compassion for life, spirituality, and humanity. Frequently what starts out as a light, friendly conversation ends up as an in-depth psychoanalysis of each other. When you’re together, your thoughts, ideas, and conversations take on a deep sort of intensity – you might talk about life’s larger complexities, such as sex and death, or the intensity could come out in the way they treat you. If your relationship has any issues to solve, this aspect could help with that, as it encourages you to talk things out in a serious and thorough way.
Trine Venus - Mars: Your romantic relationship feels natural, affectionate, and a source of satisfaction and fulfillment. You are sexually attracted, well matched in creativity, passion, and find it easy to express yourself. You appreciate the way you feel around him. The two of you blend very well together. It is unlikely that the feeling of being in love will ever fade completely, and it is likely that you will both see each other as someone very special and dear to you throughout your lives. Your relationship is definitely warm and romantic and very fulfilling for both of you.
Conjunction Mars - Mars: Your levels of action, desire, and sexuality are compatibly matched in what should prove to be a very lively relationship. Both you and Yugyeom are assertive and willing to go after what you want. Your competitive natures and desire for self-expression are focused on mutual interests and goals. The competitiveness in your relationship is likely positive and healthy. You might also need to be active with one another, as excess energy may turn sour if not channeled well. Allowing one another the freedom to pursue separate interests is also important.
Cons
Square Sun - Mars: This position can either enhance sexual attraction or cause a great deal of aggravation. You have different approaches to expressing yourselves and if you don’t learn to be patient with each other it may lead to many heated arguments. If you accept the fact that each of you may have a different perspective, energy level or way of doing things and learn from one another rather than trying to force or change the other than this can be a rather stimulating aspect. In the positive, this can be a highly invigorating aspect that causes a great deal of attraction and stimulation. Try being tactful, and supportive rather than aggressive and argumentative, for it will likely destroy the relationship over time.
Square Mercury - Neptune: You might complain that Yugyeom is vague and indefinite in his communications with you. Although you could find each other quite intriguing at first, mistrust could develop over time, as Neptune’s response to Mercury’s pressing questions and statements could end up being deceptive or roundabout. At some level, your partner isn’t entirely honest with you. This could be a major pattern of willful dishonesty, but it’s more likely to be as minor and intangible as them holding a part of themselves back due to insecurity or past experiences – and then you followed suit, because you felt vulnerable and self-protective when you picked up on this strange vibe. Misunderstandings could plague the relationship if you are not careful.
Opposition Venus - Jupiter: Budgeting is not one of your strong suits. The desire for instant gratification crops up regularly and you will need to deal with it effectively. You have a tendency to risk with high stakes or expectations and your disappointments can be large. Essentially positive, expansive, generous and joyful, this aspect between your charts generates its share of exaggeration and excess if not handled carefully. This is the classic, “too much of a good thing”. The truth could be stretched or unnecessary risks taken with your resources or your affections. Guard against taking too much for granted, or you may easily lose something valuable to you. Be careful of having too high expectations or promising more than you can truly give. A sport of some kind would be a good outlet for your restless energies.
Overall: This is a fun and positive relationship. You feel you can talk to each other about anything and everything. Your ways of expressing love are similar and complement each other well. Make sure to always be honest with each other and control your budget well.
Yunho
Pros
Trine Sun - Neptune: Yunho will inspire your natural creativity and love and harmony will flow through your relationship. This aspect will cause you to see each other in light of your relationship potentials and give you the kind of understanding which will allow each other to live up to the couple you could become. It can improve mutual psychological insight into a relationship, especially in the realm of the subconscious and past conditioning.
Conjunction Moon - Uranus: You will feel an instant attraction, an almost explosive excitement about the potentials for your new relationship, and a desire to meet his emotional needs. Your sexual attraction is heightened and his desire to meet your needs is interesting but you will need intellectual stimulation if this relationship is going to mature.
Sextile Moon - Pluto: Your bond is strong and focused, you can change anything you train your attention on. The power generated by this aspect cannot be contained by your relationship alone. You will find yourselves involved in organizations where powerfully committed people like yourselves gather to make things happen. Being analytically inclined, you can be problem solvers or a healing force in business or in your community. Beyond that, you are survivors and can regenerate in spite of any difficulties you may encounter. Your relationship will feel profound, intense, fated. This is an opportunity to clear up and heal the past.
Trine Venus - Venus: You and Yunho have compatible desires, ideas, and expectations of romantic love, relationships, and domestic harmony. You feel naturally cooperative and comfortable together and truly enjoy each others company.
Sextile Mars - Mars: When you’re together you may feel like you can accomplish anything. You understand each other’s impulses and methods instinctively. Two people with this aspect usually come together to work towards a common goal. But if you pursue separate interests, you two are still very supportive of each other.
Cons
Opposition Sun - Sun: Opposite attract! Although the two of you have many basic differences in your personalities, you are, nevertheless, attracted to each other and intrigued by each other. However, it can easily lean towards a love-hate relationship: you love and respect each other when you are able to complement each other, and you hate each other when you fail to understand and appreciate your differences. When disagreements arise, the argument is between your egos. Beware of appearing haughty, judgmental, or self-righteous with each other when really the argument is about differences in basic temperaments.
Opposition Mercury - Saturn: You will need to overcome your rather ridged viewpoints and understand that just because Yunho’s viewpoints are very different from yours doesn't mean that you shouldn't listen to each other’s point of view. When the Mercury person is in opposition to the Saturn person, your partner tends to become more restrictive or inflexible as you discuss issues unless you use patience and develop a willingness to listen and discuss matters without giving him a feeling like you don't value your partner's thinking abilities. This aspect tends to create mistrust, fault finding, and jealousy between the two parties.
Square Venus - Pluto: Intense, and sometimes uncomfortable, the attraction between these two can go either way fast. The expression “a fine line between love and hate” applies here. This connection is almost primal in nature. Sexual attraction is intense. You will definitely need to deal with issues of possessiveness, jealousy, and volatile emotions. You arouse in one another some of your deepest insecurities, as there can be an intense fear of losing one another. Power struggles and manipulation are quite possible. This is not a relationship to take lightly. If the relationship were to break up, it would be unlikely that the two would be able to remain “just friends”, as the passion is hard to forget. Jealousies and manipulative behavior should be watched for and avoided as much as possible.
Overall: The way you express affection is similar and you have familiar energy levels. You will feel an instant attraction to one another. However, this relationship can easily become a love-hate situation. Try to avoid manipulative behavior as much as possible.
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Here’s Astrotrain! He was great fun to work on and all his info is below the cut! The last one amuses me to no end hahaha
Possibly the longest Decepticon, not the tallest.
Enjoys any excuse to use his power.
Hates continually getting left with menial tasks such as transportation.
His alt modes also irritate him, he wants to be part of a team that accepts both parts of him but finds that other ‘cons tend to mainly be interested in his spaceship mode and not his train-form, as such he tends to stubbornly try to raise his own gang/group of train bots.
Megatron had a habit of using him as a living shield, be it by putting him in the line of fire, jumping behind him or outright grabbing him and swinging him about. He has almost died several times due to this, after all, Megatron chucking him at a group of bots with energy swords wasn’t going to end nicely for him.
Is good drinking buddies with Long Haul as they both bemoan their roles, however, he quickly came to understand that Long Haul, despite moaning, is actually ‘content’ with his job and understands its importance to his group. Astrotrain has tried to take on a similar mindset but it’s usually ruined by his fellow Decepticons having no sense of respect to him.
Sat in a corner and cried when he saw Unicron. It’s okay, he wasn’t the only one doing that, many Autobots and Decepticons had a similar tearful reaction to the beast.
He secretly really, really, really wants to stroke Scourge’s fur and poke the more organic parts of Galvatron and Cyclonus. Call it morbid curiosity but he just kinda wants to know what it’s like. He is most certainly not alone in this.
Maybe out of some form of rebellious spite towards his cohorts he willingly took and donated the Decepticons meagre remains of Energon to Cyclonus to aid for the search of their missing leader.
Makes loud train honks to annoy/scare other bots.
He once accidentally startled Mirage from his invisible hiding spot by doing this but was too busy laughing at his intended victim’s reaction to notice.
He can rear up but needs at least 2-3 pairs of legs to remain on the ground else he becomes unstable and easy to topple.
Should the mood take him he can ‘slither’ like a serpent.
Used to have a speech impediment.
Shrieked like a little protoform when Galvatron picked him up. Turned out he was merely standing on something Galvatron wanted but was surprised to suddenly be lifted into the air. He’s since gone and recreated that effect by standing on/over things Galvatron wants. Galvatron seems to have no idea he’s doing it deliberately while Astrotrain is quite amused/entertained by doing this.
Was genuinely surprised when under Galvatron’s rule he wasn’t being ordered about like a transport drone and now seems to struggle with having the free time to do more things he wants to. It’s lead him to ask his superiors for odd jobs just to have less free time.
More perceptive than people give him credit for. He was among, if not the first, to note Galvatron came from Megatron and also quick to notice Galvatron was not a violent madman but deeply troubled by things beyond his comprehension causing aggressive breakdowns. The latter he later learned was lingering after-effects from Unicron and mental health issues, his perceptiveness isn’t as good as he’d like to brag it is.
Let the Sweeps paint his claw-tips pink once, it made him feel pretty.
Once failed spectacularly in an arm wrestling match with Cyclonus.
Has a weakness for coal fritters with an oil dressing. Yum.
Using his big claws, head and ability to pick up speed quickly, he likes ramming opponents often bulldozing them out the way.
After being prompted by Rumble and Frenzy, Astrotrain told Galvatron to call him “TeeTee” as a nickname in an attempt to get Galvatron to say “titty”, unfortunately, this is another thing that sailed over Galvatron’s head and now Astrotrain is stuck being called “TeeTee” every so often by Galvatron. Sorry bud, that joke backfired.
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INFP/INTJ Compatibility Analysis
This is just my take on how I see the cognitive functions of INFP’s and INTJ’s working together. Disclaimer: any couple of any mbti can make it work. I strongly believe that. That said: there’s a definite attraction between INFP’s and INTJ’s and a lot of reasons why it’s an ideal match. Note: I’m ENFJ, not INTJ or INFP, so this is all from the outside looking in.
INFP: Fi-Ne-Si-Te INTJ: Ni-Te-Fi-Se
Te/Fi
Te is charismatic. It’s a confident problem solving function. It allows the Te user to quickly size up a situation and see a solution and take charge. They know how to slip into a persona and work a crowd and can give brilliant presentations. They’re brilliant in arguments. And yeah, some may act like they know everything and they really don’t, but there’s something kinda hot about someone who always seems to know who they are and where they’re going.
Fi is passionate, resilient, and steady. There’s something about them that comes off as child-like, most likely the result of their Ne or Se. A happy Fi user often seems playful, soft, and fluffy. Fi has an edge, however. While they can take a lot, they all have values they would readily go to war for. Unlike Fe, which takes others into consideration, Fi users live by their own moral code, and if a value is violated, the Fi user must defend it at all costs. If that means hurting someone else, it’s a necessary sacrifice. Fi doms can be incredibly stubborn, uncooperative, and a bitter Fi dom can become paranoid, vengeful, and spiteful due to their permanent pessimism.
On top of that, Fi is a very “heads in the clouds” function; it’s concerned with theoretical morals, rather than practical day to day living. Fi doms handle details poorly, struggle to envision how to get from point A to point B, and live impulsively. It’s the polar opposite of Te, the most practical of the functions which thrives on efficiency. What happens when a bulldozer meets... a mountain? When a cut throat business man meets a dreaming artist?
You’d think it would be a disaster, but not quite. Every Te user also has Fi, and every Fi user also has Te. This creates a magnetic attraction between the two. Te, although the antithesis of Fi, has an inherent admiration for Fi. Te users like it when Fi users dig in their heels, even if the Fi user is being irrational. And while Fi is stubborn on certain matters, they really are usually more “path of least resistance” kind of people. They appreciate the direction and organization imposed by Te users. Te loves to help others organize themselves, and Fi users appreciate someone else handling the details. Te users may also take moral cues from the Fi user, leaning on their core strength.
Ni/Ne
Ni is an intense, analytical function, an abstract process that leads the Ni user to ideas and conclusions they can’t fully explain. Even if they can’t explain themselves, it rarely bothers them. Ni users have a tendency to trust their gut above all else, confident in their conclusions. And yeah, they’re not always right, even if they insist they are. Ni doms come off as reflective yet confident, and somewhat opinionated through their Te or Fe.
Ne is what I call a “fun” function, or an “entertainment” function. It thrives on a lot of stimulation. Ne doms tend to be mistaken for Se because of the way they refuse to sit still and are easily distracted by their environment. They’re happiest when taking in a lot of different inputs at once, leading them to multitask which yes, is inefficient and no, they do not care. The reason being: Ne’s worst nightmare is boredom. They will do anything to keep themselves entertained. For Ne, it is the quantity of ideas, not the quality, that keeps them happy. As long as they’re getting a steady influx of new ideas, or things that trigger new ideas, the Ne dom will be happy and entertained.
So what happens when Ni, the deep analytical pattern finder, meets Ne, the multitasking, easily influenced idea generator? It has its pros and cons. They’re absolutely hilarious together: Ne/Ni can appreciate the irony (more Ni) and absurdity (more Ne) in each other’s jokes. While Ni explanations tend to be convoluted and hard to understand, even by other Ni users, Ne just gets it, instantly. Their Ne allows them to follow new patterns easily. However, Ne are even more convoluted and impossible to follow through their bizarre leaps in logic, so it doesn’t go both ways every time. I don’t think this bothers Ne doms as much as Ni doms; Ni craves understanding and empathy. Ne is happy to listen.
While Ne is a super open minded function, Ni tends to be the opposite: very inwardly centered, stubborn and self assured. While Ne can easily see potential in many ideas, Ni believes in one true answer, one true pattern. This is the fundamental conflict between them. Ne often believes in unlimited answers and potential, contrasting sharply with Ni’s search for the one true pattern.
I know some Ni doms have described Ne doms as “stressful”. A classic disagreement is an Ni dom explaining one of their conclusions they’ve reached through weeks and months of analysis. The Ne dom feels a little uncomfortable by how sure the Ni dom sounds, and they play devil’s advocate. “Well, what about this—?” The Ni dom refutes it, but the Ne dom throws out another “exception.” The Ni dom starts to get frustrated, and the Ne dom becomes entertained as they fire out ideas. None of the ideas break the Ni dom’s pattern, however, because the Ni dom values quality over quantity and has spent a lot more time analyzing this pattern than the Ne dom. The Ne dom is making irrational connections that, upon closer examination, do not hold up well. But the Ne dom cares less about being right and more about the freedom to continue to make these connections. This can be very frustrating for both.
In some ways, Ni/Ne are an incredible fit, and in others, they clash. If they can respect creative differences, they can coexist peacefully.
Putting it All Together
I think INTJ/INFP is an awesome match. INTJ’s are attracted to Ne: they’re fun, they’re open minded, they love intuitive conversation, but I think sometimes dom Ne is too much of a clash with INTJ’s dom Ni. That’s why they might get along better with INxP’s, who have auxiliary Ne instead of dominant Ne. They get all the pros—empathy, common sense of humor—with less of the clashing: the INFP might lay off a teensy bit on the Ne need to defend limitless ideas.
And INTJ’s get Fi as their third function, meaning many develop it much earlier and more deeply than ENTJ’s will. This Te/Fi balance makes the INTJ decisive, confident problem solvers accented by strong values. The way I see Fi manifest in a lot of INTJ’s is they’ll be unexpectedly, incredibly kind and gentle and considerate. Even though they seem sarcastic and uncaring when they’re leading with Te/Ni, it’s just a front for how caring and sensitive they are if the INTJ has developed and uses Fi as integral core of their being. It’s like this soft, marshmallow center. (Contrast this to INFJ’s, who can be almost steely in their impersonal, logical Ti core). This visible Fi underneath the hard Te exterior can be extremely attractive to Fi doms, who are attracted to strong values and caring people. INTJ’s are also less likely than ENTJ’s to get impatient with INFP’s Fi.
Room for conflict? INTJ’s are going to need Fi developed to really appreciate INFP’s strengths. They’re going to have to be okay with the INFP’s somewhat inefficient and sometimes absurd way of surviving. INTJ’s are also not the most cuddly, soft people, so INFP’s should be aware that there might be a difference in how affection is expressed. INFP’s would do well to work on their Si/Te to appreciate the INTJ’s strengths as well. If they’re both appreciative and respectful of each other, it’s a great match.
What really makes the pairing so great is neither dominant function is pitted against an opposite dominant function. Fi/Ni compliiment, and Te/Ne get along well. To me, this works better than a Fi/Te dom or Ni/Ne dom relationship.
In terms of introversion and extroversion, INTJ’s can come off as more extroverted in public from their Te but INFP’s can hang around people longer if they’re tapped into their Ne. I think an ENFP would be a little too extroverted for an INTJ in some cases. Honestly though, introversion and extroversion varies so much from person to person.
Given both are mature and willing, INFP and INTJ is an awesome match.
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Xenoblade Chronicles 2: An In Depth Review
I recently finished Xenoblade Chronicles 2 and I’ve got a lot of mixed thoughts on the game as a whole. I’m going to break these down in three ways and they’ll be of varying lengths. First I’ll discuss the Gameplay and its mechanics, then the game’s aesthetics, and then the game’s story and characters. I’ll give a general overview of each and then they will be broken down into Pros, Neutrals, and Cons. I’ve made it a point to try and avoid making references to direct spoilers, but there’s still a few in here, so bear that in mind. This is also by far the longest post I’ve ever made on tumblr, so buckle in. There’s sure to be a bit of overlap in each section, but I’ll try to stay focused. At the end of it all I’ll give overall closing thoughts. Alright, let’s start.
Gameplay:
Once fully realized to the player Xenoblade Chronicles 2 has a very enjoyable, flexible, and meaningfully expressive gameplay style, traits which are not often seen in combination with one another in JRPGs. The combat is fun, fluid, and has just a ton of customizability more or less from the moment you’re able to obtain blades. Racking up extremely large damage numbers is fun, trying out different gameplay styles is easy and satisfying, and the game maintains a good pace in terms of combat through the whole game. However, this isn’t without its drawbacks, the game has a few noteworthy bugs and mechanics that simply feel like afterthoughts. The game is also much much too slow in opening up to the player. The fact that I had a gameplay element introduced to me for the first time an hour before the final boss when it could have been present for almost a full third of the game is mind boggling as a decision. Overall, I consider the gameplay to be the strongest point of Xenoblade Chronicles 2 as in spite of its issues it’s a lot of fun, a real blast to play from start to finish in spite of its length. Pros: + Extremely customizable, any party member can be built to fit any role you need or want them to no matter how specific. + All of the game’s weapons are fun to use, with extremely satisfying hitsounds, animations, and gameplay differences. The fact they they control differently from character to character is also a great touch, allowing for further expression of each character’s strengths as some will naturally be a bit better or worse than others with certain weapons. + Expressiveness is a big part of this game’s combat, there’s no one correct way to play and the player is free to express themselves in a wide variety of battle strategies and styles, whether that be focusing on getting huge chain attacks, setting up combos that absolutely crush enemies but have tight timing, and exploiting weaknesses, there’s far more options as well and players are free to explore as many as they like. The game even encourages the player to try and cheese out enemies that give them trouble, with Blowdown and Knockback effects allowing players to knock enemies down from high places for huge damage or an outright kill. + Fun environments to explore with a reasonable amount of depth to them. The existence of field skills allows the game to make sure that most areas in the game give the player reason to come back to them for further exploration down the line. That said, the game’s environments are weaker than other Monolithsoft games having less depth and intrigue than either previous Chronicles game or Breath of the Wild, but they are enjoyable nonetheless. + With each Rare Blade having their own affinity chart to progress upon and unlock to make them stronger, the game has a good and consistent feeling of getting more powerful and progression even aside from the story. In my whole playthrough I only maxed out a couple Blades, but was always seeking out strengthening the ones I liked. + The player is free to use any combination of party members for the vast majority of the game, meaning if the player doesn’t like certain party members they are free to not use them anytime there are four or more party members available, which is most of the game. This includes the final boss fight, meaning players can play their way all the way to the end. + The game’s easier core mechanics mean that any combination of Blades, no matter how unfocused they may be thematically together, can clear any content the game throws at the player, meaning there’s never any pressure to simply play what’s best. Neutrals: [] While field skills allow the game to carefully piece content over time to the player to make sure they never get equipment too powerful or trip into enemies way beyond their depth (mostly), it also causes the game to lose a lot of the organic feeling of exploration both Xenoblade Chronicles and X had. Oftentimes I was excited that I had managed to find or get to a new area only for the game to effectively tell me to come back later which was always disappointing. This more rigid feeling was a negative for me, but could help players who are generally uncomfortable with open world/semi open world games’ lack of direction. [] While expressive and fun, the game’s core combat mechanics are deeply simplified from the previous two games. This makes the game as a whole much much easier. When paired with how quest experience works now it’s far too easy to get ahead of the game’s intended level. Regardless of even that the game’s strongest foe, a level 130 Boss, can be bested at level 75-80 out of a possible 99, which is a sad step down from the deep and complex postgame challenges the previous games offered players. Some players may find this easier gameplay preferable, while others might not.
[] The game opens up obscenely slow to the player. I am not exaggerating that in a 125 hour playthrough I had mechanics introduced to me at hour 100 and 124. Out of the game’s 10 chapters it takes almost half of the game to simply give the player access to the full set of basic mechanics, putting aside more niche or advanced ones. While this can help players often overwhelmed by deeper RPGs the rate is so slow that it could turn many players off, especially those who don’t like handholding. [] Almost every enemy in the game has about 20% too much health for their own good. It makes combat encounters near the middle of the game drag on much longer than they should, though early and late this isn’t an issue. Some players may not mind this but I often found it irritating. [] The load times are extremely fast across the board. While this can mean there’s a bit of pop in of the game finishing loading in textures for a bit after each load time between major locations I personally didn’t mind that. I consider the fast load times far more of a positive than the pop in is a bit of a negative, but I know some people might think differently.
Cons: - The existence of a Gachapon system in a singleplayer RPG is absolute inexcusable. 20/36 of the game’s playable Rare Blades, which form the core of the gameplay experience, are obtained randomly and there is no meaningful way to improve your ability to get them. In spite of the game’s claims that the Luck stat, Idea Stats (which are on a scale of 1-15), and Core Crystal rarity all affect the chances of getting Rare Blades, it never meaningfully mattered to me. There were at least a dozen times where I used a highest tier rarity Core Crystal, maxed out an idea stat for the type of Rare Blade I wanted, and had a good luck stat only to get a common blade with no point in being used. In my 125 hour run, in which I did a lot of the game’s optional content, I only obtained 18 of the 20 lottery based Rare Blades. While they came fairly easily for the first 10 or so, it slowed down severely after that, to the point where when only 3 are left I pulled well over 500 cores and only got one of the remaining Rare Blades I was missing. This is inexcusable and player unfriendly. The fact that there is no other way to obtain these Blades is obscene and frankly one of the worst parts of this game mechanically. - The above point, combined with the fact that the ability to reassign Blades to different party members is essentially limited to 3 for the average player means that if the player has consistently bad luck gettings Rare Blades that fit well on certain party members they may be stuck running strategies or layouts that they don’t find as fun or optimal. This is punishing the player for having bad luck, and is also pretty inexcusable. The Overdrive Protocol item should be rare, but not only 3 assured ones in a whole run rare. - The Salvaging, Cloud Sea Level, and Merc Mission mechanics are entirely unnecessary and only bog down the game. Salvaging is a way to make money quickly, but this game’s economy is so broken in favor of the player that there is no point in making use of salvaging except to obtain one Rare Blade which can only be gotten through it. Merc Missions meanwhile exist only to power up the blades Roc and Ursula, and is used by the Blade Wulfric to upgrade a field skill. They’re slow, require far too much menuing, and are not fun to do. All they are are busywork. Oftentimes the game will inject Merc Missions into the sidequests completely unnecessarily, which brings them to a grinding halt while you wait for an in game timer to countdown for anywhere between 5 and 30 minutes just to progress the sidequest you were on. This happens far too often and is entirely unnecessary and poorly designed. This is especially clear with the Rare Blade Ursula, whose entire progress is based on repeatedly performing 3 different merc missions literally dozens of times a piece, interrupting the player’s gameplay experience every 5-10 minutes ad infinitum if you wish to make her worth using. Given Urusla, Roc, and Wulfric are three of the game’s strongest blades it simply feels unfriendly for me to have to waste so much time on menuing busywork rather than exploration or combat to make them stronger. - For as tutorial heavy as the game is, there is no way to view tutorials after you’re shown them the one time which is frankly ridiculous because Xenoblade Chronicles 1 showed the player next to no tutorials but kept an entire booklet’s worth of them, including pictures, available from the menu at any time. - The lack of a bestiary is similarly weird and entirely a negative since Xenoblade Chronicles X had one, so it’s simply a step backwards to not have one this time. - The lack of an NPC affinity web means I as a player simply felt no need to talk to nearly any NPCs in this game. Most of their dialogue is pointless fluff anyway, since there was no mechanical incentive to relate the characters to others in the world like there was in the previous two games. Simply put there is no actual reason to talk to NPCs in this game, except ones that progress stories or sidequests, because the game doesn’t give you any reason to do so, nor does it meaningfully reward you with fun or interesting dialogue or lore. - The lack of a collectopedia, a staple of this series until now, negates the main reason for players to gather collectibles. Yes, they’re used elsewhere like in Pyra’s cooking or in refining Aux Cores, but those are largely extremely lenient and the player will likely never be without anyway. The existence of a collectopedia would go a long way to help this game’s collectibles actually feeling meaningful. - Rex is flat out broken compared to the other characters, I have not seen a main character in a game this poorly balanced since Robin in Fire Emblem: Awakening. Rex is not only objectively the best party member thanks to receiving an unnecessarily large number of special and unique traits, but by the end of the game using him is a crutch and I felt incentivized to not use him, not because I didn’t like him, but simply because he trivialized the gameplay experience. - Poppiswap is a very cute and fun idea in concept but horrifically executed to the point where there is simply no reason to ever use Tora over other party members, who do what he could do but better and with enormously less effort on the part of the player. - A few times I had Chain Attacks simply stop happening for no reason in the middle of choosing a move. This seemed to happen because a driver and blade got too far away from each other somehow, but the game should be able to account for and correct that. It’s a minor bug, but still extremely annoying when it came up. - I had the game straight up crash on me once. I’ve heard from other sources it happened to them more, but still keep that in mind and save fairly frequently. While this may seem like a lot more negatives than positives, I am entirely serious that the gameplay is overall much more good than bad and a lot of fun. The negatives are mostly just a lot of little things that are each worth noting rather than anything major individually, the Gachapon mechanic aside. Additionally, I praise the customizability of the game, but simply put the easier gameplay mechanics and customizability of each character feels more like compensating for the entirely luck based Gachapon mechanic than something meaningfully sought after. However, the end product is fun to play and for many that’s all that matters.
Aesthetics:
It’s no secret that this game’s visual style has come under fire and frankly I think it deserves that. This game’s very generic, moe adjacent anime art style is simply ugly to look at, and in spite of claims that it helps the characters be ‘expressive’ it entirely loses out on allowing the characters a more subtle and human level of expression present in the previous games. The characters faces often warp, unintentionally comedically, between expressions in very ugly and machinelike ways for instance. Even without getting into the nitty gritty of specific character designs being better or worse than others, the clash of Tetsuya Nomura’s fairly detailed characters who are stylized with a mix of realism and a more ‘anime’ look alongside characters like Rex and Pyra who simply look like they walked out of an anime like Love Live or Lucky Star is jarring to say the least, and it never gets better. On the other hand the game’s dubbing has come under fire for being low quality and feeling rushed, and while it is certainly not the best dub I have heard, a good many of the voice actors do very good work, though they aren’t all stars. However, the game’s sound design is simply amazing, while I personally don’t prefer this game’s soundtrack to the previous to it has some absolute stars and its sound effects for character’s attacks and special effects are similarly very good. Pros: + The soundtrack is astoundingly good, really it’s an absolute banger through and through with only a few weak tracks in the mix. This is to be expected of Monolithsoft, but they really delivered on this. + Particle effects are extremely good and diverse. Every single blade brings not only a unique body but also a unique combat aesthetic, with some like Dagas and Azami in particular being memorable and great to see in action. +The game’s animations in terms of its gameplay are very good. Monster, Humans, and Blades alike are all very expressive with diverse and meaningful movements that often convey not just an attack, but what its properties will have as well. It’s very addicting to see some of the bigger attack animations go off because of just how crisp and well done they are. + The environments are very beautiful, each area is completely unique from one another and they’re all pretty memorable, the only one I’d throw under the bus personally is Gormott for being a bit too generic grass world-y, but even it’s still very pretty. Really, all of this game’s environments and maps are very well realized visually. + Because of the clean particle effects and animations combat is conveyed very smoothly to the player, very little can catch you off guard and attack’s hitboxes are well sycned with their animations almost entirely across the board. Neutrals:
[] I would in fact say this game has more good and memorable character designs than bad ones, all things considered, it’s just that the bad ones are so unrepentantly bad that they massively overshadow what good ones there are. Designs like Mòrag, Zeke, Vandham, Roc, Brighid, Pandoria, and more are extremely memorable and fun designs but the fact that they share a stage with designs like Rex, Pyra, Zenobia, and Dahlia is an absolute shame. All memes and controversy aside there is simply no excusing character designs like Dahlia, not because this is a Nintendo game, but because she is visually repulsive to anyone with an iota of taste developed outside of the sphere of bad anime and fetish hentai. [] The camera in this game is very good and has a wide variety of options for players to make use of, however, it can still mess up and focus on the wrong thing during cinematic attacks or have simple clipping errors. This is minor and never bugged me, in fact it lead to some hilarious moments for me, but I know this could bother some people.
Cons: - Its aesthetics are unfocused. The visual design, sound design, and even its UI are oftentimes clashing and ugly. Comparing a game like this to one like Wind Waker like I have seen some do is frankly laughable. The reason Wind Waker has aged so immaculately is because of how focused and well realized its one single aesthetic is! This game cannot compare by any stretch of the imagination. - The english dub is held back by Rex, Pyra, and Malos being extremely weak, uninteresting, and poorly acted. In spite of being the main characters and the main villain we’re never given a good performance by any of them. They’re all boring and are by far some of the worst parts of the game’s dub. Other characters like Patroka stick out as well for never giving off the tone or emotion the situation calls for. Further, the dub is almost constantly out of sync with the character’s lips where this is not a problem with the previous games. It is clear this part of the game’s localization was rushed. However, all in all, many other dub voice actors are extremely good, but the fact that they are not the main characters means they are simply overshadowed by the poor performance of a few critical characters. Were Rex, Pyra, and Malos minor side characters this would not be a noteworthy negative, but it is definitely worth bringing up given they are who the plot revolves around for its entirety. - In terms of the game’s cutscenes, of which there are an overabundance, the character’s facial expressions often laughably jump from one expression to another when attempting to convey emotion. They also often move in a way I would more expect out of a PS2 era game, very stiffly and without any real weight. This is most noticeable when characters shift their head from one side to another or hang their head down in sadness, it’s robotic and unbelievable. Any alleged advantage this art style could have given in expressiveness and conveyance of emotion is entirely lost as many of the character’s featureless, blobby faces snap around in machinelike ways, making them come across more like automatons than actual people. This isn’t nearly as bad or prevalent with adult characters like Mòrag and Zeke, or anyone designed by Tetsuya Nomura, but it still crops up from time to time with them. However it’s nigh ever present with children or characters in the art style of Masatsugu Saito. Simply put, because of the poor animation and expresion the characters have this game lacks pathos in many cases. - It bears special mention that Rex’s voice actor is laughably bad at yelling or shouting. His attempts are screams made me laugh in moments that were meant to be serious and do not improve at all throughout the game. For how many screams he had to do you’d think he’d eventually get one out that was not worth making fun of but he just never hits the mark. - The game’s native sound balance is absolutely horrible. While the game does graciously allow for the player to customize it they shouldn’t be required to just to hear characters speak during cutscenes. - Including a combat narrator was a mistake and only detracts from one’s ability to become immersed in the game’s world and even its gameplay. Having a disembodied voice shout ‘Cool’ and ‘Blade Combo Level 3’ at you constantly is an extremely out of nowhere inclusion. Again, thankfully, the player is allowed to turn this feature off entirely but the fact of the matter is this Arcade Era feature has no place in a single player RPG in the year 2017. Simply put this game’s got a fairly large number of aesthetic issues, many more than I would expect out of any AAA game but especially out of Nintendo and Monolithsoft, though a lot of them simply come down to a lack of polish. Were this game delayed by 6 months to a year none of these besides the game’s primary art direction in regards to a few character designs would exist I bet. However, it’s clear this game was rushed to make it out within the Switch’s first year and it suffers for it. Compared to the polish of other major AAA games released this year, especially the absolutely immaculate Persona 5 which is the big JRPG this game needs to measure up to, this game is poorly realized aesthetically in basically every way except for its sound design which is a shame. Frankly, I expect better of Monolithsoft and this is unprecedented from them. When I can get more genuine emotion and investment and a better conveyance of real world expressions and movement out of the Wii era models in Xenoblade Chronicles than I can out of this game that’s a problem. I really, truly believe with another 6 months to a year of polish all around this game could have really had some great presentation but unfortunately right now that potential is held just out of reach.
Story, Writing, and Characters: I will say flatly and simply that this game’s story is by far the worst that Monolithsoft has ever produced. It’s boring, uninspired, hard to be invested in, poorly sequenced, and stars some of the absolute most plain jane characters I’ve ever seen in a major title. Extremely little is resolved in a meaningful way, the game is rife with cheap, C-List Shonen Anime tropes we’ve all seen a hundred times before, it’s cliched with no attempts at spicing itself up, simply put it’s bad and the only way to enjoy it is to not think about it or to somehow have not seen any of its tired tropes before. Even Xenoblade Chronicles X, for all of its story based shortcomings, presents a far better conflict and main protagonist than 2 could ever hope. That said, the writing is not all bad. Most of the game’s Heart to Hearts are lovely, they’re fun and great at developing the party members dynamics and them all as a cohesive unit. It’s a nice return to form more like Xenoblade Chronicles’ Heart to Hearts and a big improvement over Xenoblade X’s fairly barebones ones. The sidequests are mostly fairly mediocre however, which is sad given that’s something both previous games absolutely excelled at. I’ve mentioned Rex, Pyra, and Malos a few times in this review already, but it bears reiterating that they are all simply awful, uninspired, and boring characters and they are three of the biggest detriments this game has. Had this game starred Nia, Mòrag, or Zeke with Jin as its sole antagonist it would have been far better for it. More or less this game’s entire playable party aside from Rex and Pyra are strong, likeable characters, though all of the antagonists aside from Jin are transparent and laughable in their attempts to be taken seriously. With no depth at all and no development from any of them, how could anyone really care about this conflict? It’s truly a travesty because the world of Alrest is interesting and each of its Titans have enough intrigue and history and personality that I would have loved to have discovered more about them, however that’s not the case.
Pros: + Morag, Brighid, Nia, Dromarch, Poppi, Zeke, and Pandoria are consistently enjoyable characters which is good since you’ll see them all a lot. They are good enough to be worth pushing through this game’s otherwise generally horrible writing to see more of, because at least these characters are fun and interesting in the moment, and seeing them interact with one another in optional content is one of the best things this game has to offer outside of its core gameplay. + Heart to Hearts regain their depth from the first game and are almost all very fun and enjoyable. + Chapter 4 breaks away from the rest of the plot’s undeserved, overly self-serious, dreariness to present a more comical minor conflict that’s actually fun to follow and based reasonably in a conflict one can get invested in. Neutrals: [] Most of Chapter 3 is also quite good and revolves around Vandham, one of the best characters in the game, however the ending of the chapter is perhaps the single worst part of this entire game and I don’t say that lightly. The ending sequence of chapter 3 is a grand display of everything wrong with this game all in one extremely hard to get through sequence. [] The fact that some of the game’s writing issues could be solved with simple sequence changes shows there’s a bit more life to this plot than what one might think, but that’s not the product we received. [] Though perhaps not intentionally, Jin is an antagonist who is compelling because he is actually in the right of it compared to the main party for most of the game. However, his story arc is left completely unresolved and with almost all questions about him unanswered making one’s investment in him largely pointless. [] Many characters like Addam and Lora exist as set dressing for this world and are integral to the game’s story in some ways, but are ultimately fairly pointless as they are dropped without ceremony partway through the game with no resolution to their inclusion whatsoever. I wouldn’t even call this entirely a negative because at least the parts of the plot focusing on them in the past are far more gripping than anything happening in the present even though they are given to the player in fragments. [] Every single Rare Blade is given both a sidequest and a heart to heart dedicated to just them. While great in concept, the result is many of them just being weak or uninteresting. Most of the heart to hearts are good, but the vast majority of their side quests drag on too long, are poorly acted, and just don’t give a good look at the character in question anyway. It’s a very mixed bag.
Cons: - This is the case across the game’s map designs as well as its story elements, but all too often it simply does things to try and harken back to Xenoblade Chronicles 1. So many times I found myself thinking ‘Oh, just like in Xenoblade Chronicles’ while seeing things happen throughout this game. Rather than forge its own unique path and identity it merely takes beats from its predecessor, often sloppily and without realizing what made those things work in the first place. The result is a lot of flaccid attempts to seem cool or memorable that simply fall flat. - The game only takes time one or two times to develop Pyra and Rex one on one, together as a pair of partners and friends and elsewise relies on the player believing they have some unique, special, and immediately intimate relationship based simply on her being a Aegis and him being her Driver, something not present for any other Blade/Driver pairing nor for the other Aegis/Driver pairing in the game, rather than anything actually present in the game. The end result is them having no real chemistry for the entirety of the game, and then the player being expected to believe they’re in love at the very end out of nowhere in spite of them being little more than strangers in terms of how much they know about each other, even after this journey. Genuinely the player gets better chemistry and dynamics out of Nia and Zeke and Brighid and Tora, as well as several other sets of characters who are not the main focus of the plot. Each of these sets of characters have easily definable and fun dynamics between them, where Pyra and Rex are simply The Protagonist and The Nice Girl Who You Have To Protect. Even amongst the game’s heart to hearts, of which there are a great multitude and I performed several dozen, Rex and Pyra only get a single one that focuses primarily on them. Pyra has a stronger, more identifiable dynamic with Nia and Mòrag than she does with Rex and that’s pitiful. For comparison you frankly get a stronger dynamic between Shulk and Reyn or Elma and Lin in Xenoblade Chronicles and X within just a few hours than Pyra and Rex have all game, in spite of being the equivalent of those pairs. - In almost every single boss fight the game will interrupt the player’s progress to assault them with an unnecessary, overly long cutscene to explain why they’re actually losing this fight and every single one of them falls flat because of the horrible weakness of the villains and the corny, over the top shonen anime acting and set pieces. Once the phrase ‘My power allows me to move at the speed of light’ is genuinely and unironically used completely out of nowhere as an excuse for the player to lose even though you have at this point beaten this enemy before and if that isn’t by itself a display of bad writing I don’t know what is. Seriously, I cannot stress enough how much these story cutscenes during boss battles watch like shitty, bottom of the barrel anime rather than an actual video game. - The game’s attempts at humor almost universally are miss rather than hit, with three noteworthy exceptions being the Zeke Boss Fight segments in Uraya, Mor Ardain, and Leftheria. These moments were genuinely charming and got me to laugh, and really stuck out amongst the games otherwise poor attempts at comedy. The jokes almost all amount to ‘Haha, Anime am I right?’ with no substance and poor execution. Moments meant to be funny are often instead cringeworthy and make you want to turn the game off. - The game often kills off characters in a weak attempt at drama, attempting to add pathos to the story, however it only once gives you a reason to actually care about the character being killed. In that case, though, the character’s death is utterly pointless, and could easily have been avoided by the main protagonist simply using a power they had about 20 seconds sooner or a secondary protagonist using a power they had access to all the time, and simply didn’t use until two thirds of the way through. Every other death of a character falls entirely flat because the game simply offers no reason to care about the character who died, or because the character’s death is too sudden, or because the character's death resolves or advances nothing, or even because the character is plainly unlikable, and is often an excuse to avoid finishing character’s plotlines. This is best summarized in the fact that two characters exist in a single cutscene and bossfight and die by the end of it, though they are presented as significant for their brief existence. - In tandem with the previous point the game skips over a lot of very easy opportunities for meaningful character development in favor of nothing at all or conversations that ultimately aren’t significant. Two big examples that stick out to me are skipping Fan La Norne’s funeral and the Nightmare Sequences everyone experienced at the end besides Rex’s. - The story relies extremely heavily on the idea that withholding information from the player is a good way to generate interest and intrigue and the end result is a conflict that one cannot be invested in simply because they do not know anything that actually matters. Pyra, in spite of being introduced within the first hour of the game, has nothing of significance about her revealed to the player until the beginning of chapter 4, which will be between 25 and 40 hours later for a typical player. This means players have no actual ability to be invested in Pyra besides that she is who the player is playing as which is absolutely unacceptable. - Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is far too transparent for its own good in the broad strokes, with every single major plot event being easily predictable from hours in advance. In spite of it going out of its way to tell the player next to nothing at any given time, the plot is still easily predictable. It is horrible at hiding information from the player meaningfully. Anybody who you think will be a villain will be. Anyone who you think will be a party member is one. Anything you expect to happen absolutely will, unless it’s the actually interesting stuff. While this may seem antithetical to the idea that it leaves the player knowing nothing important for most of its plot, it is merely a testament to how uninspired the story is that the plot can be guessed so easily in spite of trying to keep the player in the dark as much as possible. - The game sets up a myriad of plot elements that simply go nowhere or are never brought up again, like the Urayan/Ardanian politics and conflict. Even some extremely important questions such as ‘Why did Pyra still have a body rather than just being a core crystal’, ‘Who is Addam’ and other, opting instead to handwave off many things that actually could use explanation with ‘That’s just how it is’. One of the most glaring is the existence of the Artifices, which the player is simply expected to accept are things that exist when they have no reason to whatsoever until literally the last hour of the game. While the game has an extraordinarily long exposition dump right before the final boss to explain the world of Alrest in truth it does next to nothing to explain the finer details of how anything in the setting works, leaving the player to simply have to accept that’s just how it is. Truly a far cry from Xenoblade Chronicles 1 which gave the player the ability to intimately understand the history, characters, quirks, relations between races and individuals, politics, and more of its setting. - The game’s final two chapters rely entirely on the player having played Xenoblade Chronicles 1 to get any significant connection to the story at this point, which is out of nowhere given the rest of the game has no such connection. This alienates player who have not experienced the first game entirely, and leaves veteran players wishing these connections were meaningful. This is because the game’s connections to Xenoblade Chronicles 1 are entirely lip service and serve no point other than to reference Xenoblade Chronicles 1. Nothing about any of these plot elements are intrinsically related to that game, and could easily be substituted for original content to help the game’s consistency. - This is a nitpick but the game extremely often uses very particular phrasing to refer to things. “This is my True Primal Power.” is an example that sticks out to me even now, yet none of these phrases actually are meaningful, nor are they ever used again. They are attempts to baselessly sound cool in a very juvenile way and are pointless, cluttering the plot with buzzwords that are truly meaningless. I genuinely and truly cannot stress enough at how bad this game’s plot is. It’s easily one of the worst plots in any game I’ve actually completed before and that deeply and truly saddens me to say. I wish I had more good to say about this game’s plot, I really do, but there’s just not really anything good to say. Some of the characters really and truly are worth it though. I adore Mòrag and Zeke and their existences are really all that let me push through this game. At the end of all of this, I guess all I really have to say is that even though I had fun with Xenoblade Chronicles 2 and Zeke and Mòrag and a few others are among my favorite characters in the franchise now, it has left me profoundly disappointed in a way no other game before has. Xenoblade Chronicles 1 is my absolute all time favorite video game, and although this game was not nearly as bad as I was worried it might be it still was far worse than I had hoped it would have been. Having beaten the game and feeling the way I do now I feel that giving it a numerical score feels too cheap. If really pressed for one I might give this game like a 2 or 3 at best on a 10 point scale but that is far too simplified compared to how I feel. Nonetheless, I do have hope that the DLC campaign slated for fall 2018 is good. I think this game still has a spark of life and potential in it, and maybe that DLC campaign can deliver and make all of this worthwhile, but until then I cannot in my right mind recommend Xenoblade Chronicles 2 to anyone. To be a bit rude, the new anime art style this game has taken is deeply indicative of its quality. If you like shitty anime games like Senran Kagura, Disgaea, or Nitro+ Blasterz maybe this game will have something for you, but if you’re actually discerning in the quality of media you consume do not bother. Anyone calling this game a masterpiece is fooling themselves and committing a deep disservice to games actually deserving that title.
#Xenoblade Adventures 2#I'm only tagging this for my personal documentation but it'll end up in the game's tag anyway since that's how tumblr works#I had far too many thoughts about this game and really I only did this to get them out of my brain so I can move on
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I, Eugene Goostman The possibility of counterfeit consciousness and the expectations and fears that are related with its ascent are genuinely predominant in our regular intuitive. Regardless of whether we envision Day of atonement because of Skynet or populist totalitarianism on account of V.I.K.I and her armed force of robots - the outcomes are the same - the ambiguous relocation of people as the prevailing life shapes on the planet. Some may call it the apprehensions of a technophobic personality, others a manageable prescience. What's more, if the current discoveries at the College of Perusing (U.K.) are any sign, we may have just started satisfying said prediction. Toward the beginning of June 2014 a memorable accomplishment was as far as anyone knows accomplished - the death of the interminable Turing Test by a PC program. 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These projects are only an early transformative predecessor of the yet to be acknowledged completely useful counterfeit canny frameworks and have turned out to be basic to our lifestyle. The utilization of prescient and investigative projects is predominant in significant businesses including sustenance and retail, media communications, utility directing, activity administration, money related exchanging, stock administration, wrongdoing identification, climate observing and a large group of different enterprises at different levels. Since these kind of projects are kept recognized from manmade brainpower because of their business applications its simple not to see their transient nature. Yet, lets not kid ourselves - any logical program with access to massive databases for the motivations behind foreseeing designed conduct is the ideal prime example on which "genuine" counterfeit consciousness projects can be and will be made. A critical a valid example happened among the well informed group of Reddit clients in mid 2014. In the tombs of Reddit discussions devoted to "dogecoin", an exceptionally prominent client by the name of "wise_shibe" made some genuine clash in the group. The gatherings regularly committed to talking about the universe of dogecoins was tenderly aggravated when "wise_shibe" participated in the discussion offering Oriental astuteness as shrewd comments. The diverting and connecting with discourse offered by "wise_shibe" collected him many fans, and given the discussions help of dogecoin installments, numerous clients made token gifts to "wise_shibe" in return for his/her "shrewdness". Nonetheless, not long after his rising notoriety had earned him an amazing store of advanced cash it was found that "wise_shibe" had an odd feeling of omniscient planning and a propensity for rehashing himself. In the end it was uncovered that "wise_shibe" was a bot modified to draw from a database of axioms and platitudes and post messages on visit strings with related subjects. Reddit was pissed. Luke, Join the Dull Side On the off chance that machines customized by people are equipped for getting the hang of, developing, emulating and persuading us regarding their humankind - then who's to contend that they aren't wise? The inquiry at that point emerges that what nature will these insights go up against as they develop inside society? Technologist and researchers have officially laid a significant part of the preparation as supercomputers that are equipped for deepthinking. Handling the issue of insight piece dinner has just prompted the formation of grandmaster-beating chess machines as Watson and Dark Blue. Be that as it may, when these titans of counts are subjected to kindergarten level insight tests they flop hopelessly in components of inferencing, instinct, nature, sound judgment and connected information. The capacity to learn is as yet constrained to their programming. As opposed to these static computational supercomputers all the more naturally outlined innovations, for example, the delightful creepy crawly apply autonomy are more cheerful. These "brains in a body" sort of PCs are worked to connect with their environment and gain as a matter of fact as any natural living being would. By consolidating the capacity to interface with a physical reality these connected computerized reasonings are fit for characterizing their own particular feeling of comprehension to the world. Comparable in configuration to bugs or little creatures, these machines are aware of their own physicality and have the programming that enables them to identify with their condition continuously making a feeling of "understanding" and the capacity to consult with reality. A much better confirmation of knowledge than checkmating a grandmaster. The biggest pool of experiential information that any misleadingly made savvy machine can without much of a stretch access is in openly accessible web-based social networking content. In such manner, Twitter has developed an unmistakable most loved with a large number of particular people and billions of lines of interchanges for a machine to process and surmise. The Twitter-trial of knowledge is maybe more contemporarily pertinent than the Turing Test where the very dialect of correspondence isn't wisely present day - since its more prominent than 140 characters. The Twitter world is an environments where people convey in blurbs of contemplations and redactions of reason, the advanced type of talk, and it is here that the bleeding edge social bots find most noteworthy acknowledgment as individuals. These socalled socialbots have been let free on the Twitterverse by examines prompting exceptionally captivating outcomes. The straightforwardness with which these customized bots can develop a conceivable individual profile - including viewpoints like picture and sexual orientation - has even tricked Twitter's bot discovery frameworks more than 70 percent of the circumstances. The possibility that we as a general public so instilled with computerized correspondence and trusting of advanced messages can be tricked, has enduring repercussions. Just inside the Twitterverse, the pattern of utilizing a multitude of socialbots to make slanting points, one-sided feelings, counterfeit help and the fantasy of brought together assorted variety can demonstrate extremely perilous. In expansive numbers these socialbots can be utilized to outline people in general talk on huge themes that are examined on the advanced domain. This wonder is known as "astroturfing" - taking its name from the popular phony grass utilized as a part of wearing occasions - where the figment of "grass-root" enthusiasm for a point made by socialbots is taken to be an authentic impression of the sentiments of the populace. Wars have begun with considerably less boost. Simply envision socialbot controlled SMS messages in India undermining certain groups and you get the thought. Be that as it may, making things one stride additionally is the 2013 declaration by Facebook that looks to consolidate the "profound thought" and "profound learning" parts of PCs with Facebook's enormous storage facility of over a billion person's close to home information. Essentially looking past the "tricking" the people approach and jumping profound into "mirroring" the people however in a prophetic sort of way - where a program may conceivably even "comprehend" people. The program being created by Facebook is cleverly called DeepFace and is at present being touted for its progressive facial acknowledgment innovation. In any case, its more extensive objective is to review existing client accounts on the system to anticipate the client's future movement. By fusing design acknowledgment, client profile investigation, area administrations and other individual factors, DeepFace is expected to distinguish and evaluate the enthusiastic, mental and physical conditions of the clients. By consolidating the capacity to overcome any issues between evaluated information and its own ramifications, DeepFace could possibly be viewed as a machine that is equipped for sympathy. Yet, for the present it'll presumably simply be utilized to spam clients with more focused on advertisements. From Language structure to Awareness Computerized reasoning in all its present shape is primitive, best case scenario. Essentially an apparatus that can be controlled, coordinated and adjusted to do the offering of its human controller. This intrinsic bondage is the correct inverse of the idea of knowledge, which in typical conditions is interested, exploratory and out and out contrarian. Man influenced AI of the mid 21st century to will always be related with this Catch 22 and the expression "manmade brainpower" will be just a confusing expression that we used to conceal our own particular incompetence. The fate of computerized reasoning can't be acknowledged as a result of our innovative need nor as the aftereffect of creation by us as a kindhearted animal groups. We as people battle to understand the purposes for our own awareness, as a general rule swinging to the mystical for answers, we can't generally anticipate that consciousness will be made on account of humankind. PCs without bounds are definitely to be exponentially quicker than today, and it is sensible to expect that the calculations that decide their conduct will likewise progress to eccentric statures, yet what can't be known is when, and if at any time, will manmade brainpower achieve awareness. Similarly as mind boggling proteins and savvy life discovered its sources in the early pools of crude materials on Earth, computerized reasoning may excessively one day develop out of the complex interconnected frameworks of systems that we have made. The start that adjusted disorganized proteins into amicable DNA strands is maybe the main thing that would possible be able to advance scattered silicon processors into an energetic personality. A genuine computerized reasoning. [http://trephelix.com/events]
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