#it all works out tho they're meant to be uwu

[megarywrites]

Breath for the dragon ask game ^^

okay this is a bit on the longer side and not from Seafoam but instead from my oldest wip, Visions from the Pool (this is one of the scenes that I've revamped so far) it's the introduction of two of the POV characters who will have my favorite het romance that i will ever write i guarantee it and the way they meet is just funny to me lol

Clouds gathered, swelled, and greyed as a wind tore over the plains. Blades of tall grasses obstructed Zurri’s vision from where she lay sprawled on the floor of the moors. They danced merrily in the breeze as it picked up. She breathed in, letting the petrichor fill her before she breathed it out in a sigh. Smiling, she closed her eyes, listening to the rasp of the grasses. 

The distant chirp of the birds flitting around in the trees and the wind. 

The gurgle of the stream she had crossed. 

The approach of heavy footfalls. 

Her eyes flew open, but she did not move. The man—for only a man would make that much noise without worry—drew near behind her. From the forest, it sounded like. Twigs snapped beneath his boots as he walked, then he stopped with two sudden splashes that gave her a start. He sighed, too, but it was not filled with the same happiness that hers had been. 

Slowly, she sat up. Not enough to peek over the grasses, of course. Her braids crept off her shoulder one by one as she leaned toward him, peering through the gaps between the grasses. Zurri’s eyes widened. 

What a strange man.

She had seen pale-skinned folk before—Giselle, namely...well, only. Her hair was golden like the sunlight on the Scaith. But his? A burst of flame, both on his head and his cheeks and chin, and almost as curled as Rhandu’s, though perhaps a bit more loosely. She blinked slowly, pulling herself closer to the edge of the stream so she could see him properly. 

He grumbled under his breath as he pulled off his boots, then his socks, so quietly that Zurri couldn’t make a word of it out. Finally, she reached the bank of the creek, then froze again as she watched the man massage his feet in the water. Had he been the one to happen upon her last night? Or was there someone else in the woods? 

The man reached for his shoe, but his hands were still slick, so it slipped away from him, bobbing in the creek. He slipped too as he stood, uttering a curse as he fell half into the creek. Without thinking, Zurri poked out of grass, catching the boot before it floated past her, and the man met her gaze, eyes blown wide. 

“Hullo?” He said something else right after, but his accent was so strange and thick that she couldn’t focus on it.

“Sorry, what?” He sputtered to a stop, looking at her as if she had grown a second head. “I don’t understand you.” 

“Oh.” A small smile split his scruffy beard, and he pushed himself up and out of the creek, the water dripping off his trousers as he started for her. “I’m sorry,” he said, slowly this time. “My name is Konan.”

Konan held out his hand, though he looked slightly confused when she handed his sopping boot back to him, then stood on her own, her eye line almost level with his. “Zurri.”

send me dragon asks?

[hermitw]

Jjk theories / opinions / thoughts part 3 uwu (they are becoming more stupid and less coherent, let's go)

-Gege began the rumor about sukuna drinking his own milk. It is TOO MUCH OF SOMETHING GEGE WOULD SAY I cannot be convinced otherwise

-Gojo's twink death happened in the prison realm

-kenjaku was involved in founding the star religious group. He's already been making pacts with sorcerers for a thousand years, so putting him in the Nara era isn't a stretch. We already know he made several attempts to interrupt the star plasma vessels. (yes I blame him for every thing ever. His fault. And I think he'd rather watch things crumble than do the work directly bc then it's like a game, unexpected things happen and it's more interesting. Bro is always playing games even with curses smh)

-Hakari would have started a fight club to fund Kirara's transition. Idk if the higher ups would have had issues w trans students or just with Hakari's unconventional domain and methods (not hesitating to lose a foot bc he'll get it back, for example), but Gojo called them a lot of variations of conservative idiots so it seems likely I think. And they left the school before she even came out, bc Panda didn't know.

-kinda unfair that Yuta gets to transfer into Gojo with his best outfit on, he didn't have to dress like Edward Cullen for years to get there (pls don't get offended I swear to God it's a joke but also I do kinda feel this way lmaoooo)

-how the fuck do nanako and mimiko's technique work? They're twins right? I get the feeling like Mimiko can't use one on her own, but she likes to threaten people with her doll and Nanako can hang people with it. I rly wish we got to see them more (I want to believe they survived sukuna bc Geto would have prepared those girls to stay safe, maybe there's just a time lag or something pls)

IN THE AIRPORT SCENE there's even Toji but those girls are not there so that gives me hope I kajahxkakdn (I get that maybe it's Gojo's mindscape but how would he have known that Haibara showed up to Nanami? It's not just his imagination imo, those girls are alive, I need them to be.)

-I miss rainbow dragonnnnnnnn I'm so sad and still mad at toji (despite my theory that he lost himself bc the worm is banana fish I'm just bitter lmao)

-I'm so fucking sad that we didn't get to see Hanami's domain. So I made one up myself but I don't have a name for itnkajsxjskmax I just think Hanami needed a redemption arc like Choso got :(((

-the other dubs are so fkn good that when I'm tired of it I'll just play that shit in another language. The first minute of the series in French tho made me laugh so hard I had to change it. But the exchange event in German was so good

-remember when Megumi brought out Max Elephant against Noritoshi Kamo? It's like. He knew that the blood manipulation weakness was water. Maybe that's a benefit of growing up in one of the 3 major clans.

-I feel like no one ever talks about how Megumi lost Orochi AND one of the demon dogs that was with him since he was a kid when he also watched Sukuna rip out Yuuji's heart. Like we all talk about how he gets more upset over losing animals than people but all 3 of those events at once... I was rly sad at first bc I wanted to see the snake more too.

-Megumi's head bleeding in every fight for most of the anime is meant to represent that his weakness is in his head.

-when it's raining, that shows that the characters are up against something bigger than they are prepared for. (I made a whole list of every use of water and its symbolism but God I feel insane)

-the shibuya arc hurts less to watch after the first 5 times (I think? I'm on My 9th watch and I think 2 1/2 read. It's hard to keep track at this point)

-I want to see the extended mahoraga vs sukuna fight in theaters I'm so jealous oh god

-I cannot be convinced that a single character in this show is heterosexual. Everyone is gay except for hakari ig but he's an ally so

-I think that Miguel and Larue might be together but idk

-kinda weird that no one mentioned nanako or mimiko (like how no one mentioned todo and he was fiiiiiine I knew he was having fun in the culling game the whole time)

-despite how much I love hanami, my favorite animated Gojo scenes are when he is exorcising them. The English dub especially oh god

[katsune-nya]

Matsuno Chifuyu x Baji!Reader. D-drable?

Ok, listen, I have a WHOLE fic about Baji!Reader x Chifuyu on the WIPs, so, this is just... Um... Me kinda babbling about the lore behind it. (The fic is fem reader tho).

GN!Reader. SFW. Fix It Fic. Idiots In Love. Baji being y'all's number one fan.

• Ryoko used to go to the Sano Dojo, after she had you two she signed you into it as well.

• Kei and you grew up with Mikey, y'all were a pain in the ass for everyone around you, but grandpa Sano tolerated it since y'all were great students.

• Shin got scolded tripple by his grandpa, these three kids showed up every class and were so good at it and... There he was.

• Power Duo, y'all can kick ass tremendously.

• When Kei and Tora plan to steal a bike for Mikey you just... Tell them no. Plus, mfs, did you not know that's SHINICHIRO'S SHOP????

• Nothing happens, Shin's alive and Tora ok.

• You go to the same school, when Fuyu met Kei, helping him write the letter for Tora, you were on recess with your friends.

• Regardless, later on, since they were always together you ended up meeting him

• You couldn't lie... He was really cute.

• Fuyu's first reaction when meeting you was to be slightly intimidated ngl.

• You had grown up with Baji Fucking Keisuke and Baji Fucking Ryoko, you HAD to build a strong presence.

• Kei introduced you two and Fuyu was just "H-Hi, Baji-san... Baji-san 2? W-wait, no! That's not what I meant!"

• Poor boy.

• Friendship quickly blossomed!

• And a mutual crush, definitely.

• Keisuke knew from the beginning, in spite of him being fucking iliterate he's actually incredibly smart and perceptive.

• He tried to get y'all together so many times but all his plans failed.

• He even got the rest of Toman involved.

• Then, the whole Kisaki thing started.

• Kei and you knew the mf was suspicious asf.

• And him instead of working together with you and Fuyu decided to go to Valhalla for info and yeah...

• But! We have a new character! That actually has a relatively functional brain!

• Welcome, Baji Y/N, you are their only hope.

• While evetone was freaking out on different degrees you took it on your hands to encourage them.

Y/N: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.

Y/N: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.

Chifuyu: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?

Y/N: Ominous positivity.

• Kazutora aproves.

• Yeah, as I said, relatively functional brain.

• You joined the guys on the Valhalla brawl.

• If you're AFAB it was kinda hard to convince them 'cause "But you're a girl 🥺 you could get hurt, uwu." Mikey. (If you're FtM he wouldn't say girl, dw lmao, you're his dude bro but... Sigh...)

• In the end Draken doesn't wanna deal with you up their asses about it so he convinces Mikey, you're just as strong as Keisuke ffs.

• Yall win and Kei comes back.

Kei: A decision had to be made.

Y/N: And you fucked it up!

• He's so dumb for a smart person.

• You and Fuyu hang out more together.

• You two help Takemichi with his plans and you have better ideas than them so things go much better.

• Tora and Kei join you too.

• Blah Blah Blah, lore lore lore, y'all fix things, no one dies, ok? I won't go into detail for every issue, this is about my babyboy.

• All throughout this Fuyu and you keep getting closer and closer.

• Y'all hang out even when not necessary to save everyone.

• He doesn't even hang out with Kei on his own as much. You normally are there too.

Kei: *sneaking in through their window*

Y/N: *Turning in their chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Kei: I was with Chifuyu?

Chifuyu: *Turning in his chair* Wanna try again?

• You spend so much time together Toman thinks you're an item already.

• When Kei says you're not they are so... Ugh. Still?

Kei: *Sees Y/N and Chifuyu together*

Kei: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Kazutora: You mean... you ship them?

• Kei and Tora make all of Toman design an unnecessarily complex plan to get y'all to confess.

• Just for you two to show up holding hands????

• Turns out you got tired of it and just confessed to Fuyu in the park you normally go to.

• You planned a picnic together and gave him a home baked treat with a little note on it.

• He blushed so hard and between stutters and a bright smile accepted.

• Congratulations!

• They are so frustrated that they put so much work into things but honestly more relieved than anything.

• Your relationship is so cute.

• You're always together, go on arcade dates, cat cafés, park dates, saving everyone plans, home dates in which each one does their own thing.

• It takes five months for y'all to kiss.

• Was really sweet, really gay.

• Time Skip to highschool graduation.

• You two go together and at the end of the day Fuyu takes you on a ride around the city.

• Y'all might be young, but have been dating for around 5 years so Fuyu stops at the beach and stares at you.

• You tease him for it and he chuckles shyly.

• Then he asks if you would like to move out with him to the apartment he got with his job in a pet store.

• So now you live together!

• After some time, Chifuyu has his own store in which Tora and Kei work, with you going to visit him for lunch.

• You're 25 now, living together, 10 years dating...

• On your 10 year anniversary he finally pops the question.

• He took you to the park where you confessed, the both of you sitting on the swings.

• When you stayed quiet for a bit he suddently got on his knees.

• He had a whole speech but he just... Said what came out on the moment.

"Ever since we started dating I've known you were the one. I want to be with no one else but you. You make me the happiest I've ever been. Would you give me the honour of doing it for the rest of our lives?"

• When you get married, Keisuke walks you to the altar.

• When Fuyu sees you he instantly starts tearing up.

• Kei laughs and slaps him on the back.

• The wedding is short and romantic, Takemichi sobbing his eyes out.

• When you throw the bouquet Hina catches it!

• Everyone celebrates that so much.

• In the end, you have a beautiful marriage and a few cats.

Some incorrect quotes that encapsulate y'all's relationships.

Kei: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?

Y/N: What the hell!?

Kei: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Kei: *Whispering* Wanna help me commit arson?

Y/N: *Whispering* Of course. What do you need?

Y/N: This is a bad idea.

Kei: Then why are you coming along?

Y/N: Someone has to get your injured ass home.

Kei: I love you.

Y/N: *Zoning out* What?

Kei: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

*To Chifuyu*

Kei: Thought I was meowing back at Peke J for the past hour, but it was just me and Y/N meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

Kei: Are you busy?

Y/N: Yes.

Kei: Cool, listen to this...

Kei: I got an idea!

Y/N: Does it involve breaking the law?

Kei: By now don’t you think that’s a given?

Y/N: I was just trying to be optimistic.

Kei: Don’t bother.

*About the Baji siblings*

Mitsuya: Who's in charge there?

Chifuyu: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

Y/N: I told Kei that his ears turn red when he lies.

Chifuyu: Oh, they do?

Y/N: No.

Chifuyu: Then why did you tell him that?

Y/N: Because I can do this.

Y/N: Hey Kei! Do you love us?

Kei: *With his hands over his ears* No.

Chifuyu: What would Y/N think?

Kei: Ok, that’s an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if… we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told them?

Chifuyu: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?

Kei: No.

Y/N: No.

Chifuyu: Didn't think so.

Kei: Why don’t you go talk to them?

Chifuyu: *Sarcastically* Oh. Yeah, sure.

Baji: What? Just go tell Y/N they're cute, what’s the worst that could happen?

Chifuyu: They could hear me.

Y/N: Kill me nowwwww.

Kei: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.

Y/N: *Watching Chifuyu do something stupid* Keisuke, you're officially only the second highest risk here.

Kei: Hell yeah! I'm gonna-.

Y/N: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.

[humanitys-strongest-bamf]

happy new year kat! ✨ I'm here to ask you some fun questions from the writer goal ask list ☺️

💖 What is your primary writing goal for this year?

🥸 Does anyone in IRL know you write fanfic or original fiction? If not, do you plan on telling anyone this year?

💥Is there a chapter, scene, or WIP you're most excited to write? Share a snippet or tell us about it!

hello!! happy new year!! :3 i hope you're having a good holiday 🥰

send me some writer asks!

💖 what is your primary writing goal for this year?

probably to write and publish this mafia fic! i have some key scenes plotted/written out so hopefully i can actually churn out this fic at some point in time i do have a few other WIPs but i'm hesitant to set a goal for those until i get this mafia fic done uwu

🥸 does anyone in irl know you write fanfic or original fiction? if not, do you plan on telling anyone this year?

yea i'm pretty open about it LMAO i used to not be, and then i kinda realized that if they're gonna be judgey about it, i dont really want them in my life, and just got sick of keeping up a facade for irls. not everyone knows that i write smut tho lololol

💥is there a chapter, scene, or wip you're most excited to write? share a snippet or tell us about it!

*digs thru mafia fic to find something that doesn't give away spoilers* here's a lil scene that made me 💦 while writing it

“Care to explain yourself?” Levi finally broke the silence as he frowned at you. In truth, he knew why you were there and who you worked for, but he wanted to hear it from you. Although he knew that the information that Eld had dug up on you was undoubtedly true, there was a small part of him that hoped for a simpler explanation. “Explain what?” you scolded, looking directly into his silvery eyes. “I think you’re the one that needs to do the explaining. Why the hell are you chasing me around?” “Why the hell did you feel the need to run?” he retorted. You fell silent, knowing that Levi had a point. You didn’t have a good way to explain why you had to run without revealing the truth. You were trying to leave the vicinity after sneaking the toxin into Dimo’s drink. You could have simply told Levi that you had to leave, but the fact that you broke out into a sprint to get away from him meant that you were purposefully trying to get away. Levi was clouding your judgment. On any other day, you’d talk your way out of the situation, only resorting to running in life or death situations.  He scoffed upon seeing that you couldn’t come up with a good response, taking a step back before leaning forward towards you again. You shivered as you felt his lips brush up against your ear. “I know you poisoned Dimo Reeves’ drink,” he whispered into your ear and you felt your blood run cold upon realizing that he knew what you were there for all along. “Needless to say, your little assassination attempt didn’t go as planned.” You opened your mouth with your mind going at a million miles an hour to try to come up with a way to deny his accusations, although they were undoubtedly true. “You’re from [reader's organization that I don't have a name for yet], aren’t you?” he asked without giving you a chance to respond.  You were frozen in shock as you listened to Levi list off your first and last name and your position as an assassin for [reader's organization]. “Don’t ask me how I know,” he mumbled before stepping back so that he could look into your eyes directly again, “but I do.” You were much too aware of how he felt against you right now. That, plus the anxiety creeping into your body from realizing that he knew who you were all along, made it next to impossible for you to think.

spoiler alert, the next chapter opens up with him interrogating you by eating you out and not letting you finish until you confess (✿◡‿◡)

[cheemken]

can we pls hve wholesome dia hcs🥺

cld b in ur au or nah i just lve ur hcs

Y'know what,, sure as a treat hahah

This ain't in the villain au tho, cause idt anything abt that au is wholesome hahahah

Anyways have some wholesome Dia hcs uwu

•dont be fooled, she is impulsive as shit, and low-key a fuckin gremlin

-like the amount of times she and Geeta got in trouble back then in Paldea was insane, good thing they were wearing disguises and no one recognized them

•yknow w that, I wanna say that Diantha and Geeta when not together basically just embody what the public see em as (Kalos' angel and Paldea's Top Champion)

-the moment these two are together tho? They have one working braincell and neither of em are using it

-legitimately tho, like Geeta visits Dia in Kalos, the two be having cake vibing since ofc disguises, no one knows it's them

-and then Dia's all "dyou think I can eat three whole cakes by myself or is that some human hubris that will be the root of my downfall."

"four cakes or you're a coward."

"BET"

-so hey Dia spent the afternoon sick as fuck w a stomachache

•pls your honour I think Diantha deserves to be a lil silly, a lil goofy, she deserves it

•anyways yeah Siebold had to bail them out of jail one time

-bc Geeta was curious what she'd look like in her mugshot, and Dia's all "well, we should still look good when we get arrested" so imagine Geeta wearing a fuckin tux and Dia's wearing her Diancie dress and both of em are like Ken in that scene from Barbie hahaha

-again, disguises, so they were filed under their fake names and the police thought they were Siebold's foreign friends bc of fucking course

-bonus points "remember, if we ever get caught, neither of us can speak Galarian or Unovan, okay?"

"understood"

•fuckin love platonic pairings man I always have a soft spot for it so hey, imagine them just being there for each other

-despite the distance, despite the fact that they're both busy champions, they still manage to find time to check in on the other to see if they're okay

-and when they're together imagine them just vibing at Dia's own home, watching whatever horror movie Geeta just discovered, and they just cuddle and it's so soft and jcmdbdnd

-"if you were in a horror movie, you might be the final girl"

"really? I always thought I'd be the one to die first, or the one to suddenly open something cursed"

"that's not what I meant, you're pretty, so of course they'd let you live"

"is that really all it takes for me to live in a horror movie?"

"yeah"

"huh... We should test that theory"

"oh, definitely"

-her audition wasn't accepted bc the directors and such just couldn't see her playing in a horror movie

-Diantha and Geeta have never been so disappointed in their lives

-they ended up making their own movie w the other champions, and they ended up making a found footage horror

-a lot of people actually liked it

•since Geeta really loves horror movies, she and Diantha are immune to jumpscares and anything remotely gory or scary at this point

-they could watch any horror movie in the big screen and neither of em will flinch, all while the other champions are hiding behind their popcorn boxes

Anyways yeah hahaha

[purpleandstarlight]

@hateweasel here some more!

-Me: I love how Ciel planned everything in detail...except plan B. That one only says "Run away if caught".

My friend: Finally, normal teenager behavior from Ciel, like they asked!

-Me: Travis says everything will end badly. I trust Travis. Everything will go to shit.

-Me: So then Dan painted a golden dick on the statue's butt bc "It's to say that he's gay and passive!! uwu" like, Dan, you're not beating the "Dan is gay" allegations doing stuff like that...

My friend: Dan, this has only become a cry for help at this point...

-Me, an Audrey stan: I'm sorry but Audrey is a fucking idiot. He lied on the pool table saying "This is my bed now lol'' as a joke but then fell asleep for real...his back is gonna hurt like hell tomorrow...

-Me, out of nowhere: Dan is an idiot.

My friend: We already knew that though...

-Me saying maybe for the first but not only time how I wanted to know more about the servants and what happened to them and Ciel's reaction to it (This was still during DLTD1. I didn't even have the news about Lizzie being a founder of HELLSING yet, so you can immagine how little we knew about the Servants back then)

-Me: THE PROFESSOR JUST ROASTED THE SHIT OUT OF ALOIS 💀 Not the Iconic Professor tho.

My friend: Oh, is he not the only teacher ever existed?

-Kris' mom saying that out of the Westley parents, the mum is the worst and the dad is pretty good in comparison...Devils Like To Prove shows otherwise (guess that's what they were trying to prove the whole time /jk)

-We discovered Lizzie was a Hellsing and I immediately started referring to Integra as Integra for the sake of confusing my friend less with all the HELLSING talk

-Me to my friend, pointing at how Ciel was high on Rosemary and cuddling to Alois in a chapter right before suffering for the news on Lizzie's life and death and reading her letter to him in front of her grave the next: This is what I meant when I said this fanfic has some serious mood swings.

-Me: Alois and Ciel really said 'marriage is for commoners, let's make a demonic contract with eachother instead!'

My friend: ...Fair?

Me: It's just that they're both demons so it doesn't work. They keep trying though. Because they're stupid.

My friend: Love makes you stupid...

Me: Yeah, but they were stupid before that, too

-The sensational seven graduating and me being nostalgic but then Alois confirmed our fear that they possibly really had left the severed foot in the camp's fridge and me and my friend lost it.

-The graduation chapter back then kinda left me...idk, needing more? I was thinking we would have had more conversations between the seven about graduating and their future or friendship, or something more like that, but nope. It was just a recap of the day, finishing off with Ciel receiving the plot-related letter.

[henlex]

Astrology pair request by @wrongnanab 💕💖💕💖💕💖💕💖

Onlyoneof: Taebin

Skip venus if you want to avoid dating

☆summary at the bottom☆

Sun:

main identity

Yoojung is Gemini: Air. Very flexible, curious, sociable, a bit of a chameleon. Not very quick to let people in completely. A little flighty, restless, and scattered which can make some people uneasy. Classic stereotype of two personalities because they can seem dramatically different depending on the circumstances, because of their adaptability. Enjoy the lighter side of life. Giving me those fairy vibes

Unfortunately that's very different than Kyubin's Taurus Sun. Earth. Very stable. Like comfort, predictability, dependable. Sensual (as in experiences through the senses, touch taste, smell...) They're hard workers, tho sometimes stubborn. They can be slow but they stick with it till the end. Like Kb saying it takes him a lot longer to learn the dances.

Some of them like the finer things (definitely him) Takes pride in their possessions. They need to feel comfortable and feel like things are theirs. This can lead to possessiveness tho. Which they can also by in relationships.

It's hard for them to change; opinions, locations...

So these two are kind of opposites because their signs are right next to each other. But they could really learn a lot from each other to become more balanced.

Moons

Inner emotional self

Yoojung is Pisces: uwu Water sign, so emotional, very compassionate/ empathetic, dreamy. A big softy. Really good a breaking down someone's emotional barriers/ seeing passed them. Which could be good for...

Kyubin is Capricorn: earth. This boy is very stable😂 They like to keep a level head, and tend to keep their emotions hidden to a certain extent. They need to be productive.

Mercury

Thinking/ communication

Yoojung is Taurus: Intelligent, Clever, Sharp, Meticulous, Sure, Confident. But can be slower and more stubborn. Takes a while to make decisions, likes to think everything through. Trustworthy and reliable. Uses all of his senses (like kyubin's sun)

Kyubin is Aries, which is a really interesting combo with his earth placements. So these are face paced, quick thinkers, small attention span, doesnt fully think things through. Like intellectual depth in others. Unique ideas, spontaneous. Can be too blunt. (I feel like a lot of these are calmed down because of the earths. I think this brash spontaneity would mostly show itself in his thoughts and words rather than actions)

Venus

Love/ romance

Yoojung Gemini: back to air. Playful, can be a bit of a tease😂 Very hard to pin down. Don't like to feel tied down in a relationship and will avoid them if they think it will be too boring/ comfortable. Wants lightheartedness in their relationships. You never know what to expect. They try to win people over with their diverse knowledge and interests to try and impress. Very curious and flirty. They crave variety.

Kyubin is Aries: They can be very direct and almost daring when they flirt😳 They can express their love in a "me-centered" way, but the right person will find it charming. They have an innocent aura, almost childlike. They like a chase but only when it's playful. They like to lead. They love spontaneous acts of passion. They almost try to show off by showing how independent and self sufficient they are. They can be impulse buyers (that really ties into the taurus, I feel like that's why he has so many clothes😂)

Mars

Aggression but also expression/ sex

Yoojung Virgo: Practical, goal oriented, have a lot of things going at once so can appear scattered. Very good at getting things done. Not aggressive, can be critical. When they do get mad they can become whiny/ complaining but it doesn't last long. They gain energy from their hobbies and projects, they get restless/ anxious without enough to do. They can be shy when putting themselves out there because they like to know what they're doing. Knowledge is very important to them.

Kyubin Pisces: this man confuses me so much

Not direct... they're very passive. They go with the flow and let life happen to them. They can seem charming because of their harmless demeanor. They need creative expression or else theyll be lost and aggressive. They may play games but even they might not know what they want😂. Their desires are fluid and ever changing, as well as their energy. Driven by love and compassion. Creatively expressing their emotions is imparative. They can be like chameleons. They prefer non verbal expressions of love. They are attracted to the needy

Bonus: North Node

(purpose in life/ what you're meant to grow and become. Kind of the opposite of your comfort zone)

Yoojung virgo

On the path to help and serve others without expecting reward or recognition in return. To learn to be humble in generosity and helpfulness.

Pisces south node means they are default head in the clouds, dreamers and in touch with spirituality. But this time around they need to learn to keep their feet on the ground. (Which honestly kb is so earthy he could really be great for that)

Kyubin Capricorn wow we really just said earth👏

Becoming self sufficient. Setting goals and achieving them. Finding your path can be hard (he really did get a late start😭) Finding balance between work and home.

His south node in cancer so his comfort is home and family😭💕

☆Summary☆

Sun: Kyubin calming yoojung when he's neverous and yoojung lightening the mood when Kb is overthinking. They could be very good for each other.

Moons. Kb could really benefit from opening up and letting his guard down around yoojung. And kb could keep yoojungs feet on the ground.

Mercury....they're exact opposites but reversed this time... This is very interesting. I feel like they could understand each other very well or not understand each other at all. But they could have very interesting conversations about literally anything.

*venus* ok these two are lowkey perfect. Yoojung doesn't want anything too serious and kb is perfectly that. They're both playful and light hearted in love. While kb is direct yoojung is playful and teasing, this could be a very cute give and take dynamic. Neither of them want to be bogged down and like to keep things interesting. Aries loves a conquest and yoojungs teasing nature could drive him insane but in the best way.

Mars: honestly a really good match, yoojung having many things at once while kb goes with the flow is perfect. Neither one argumentative. They could mesh really well because kb would be non judgemental and could calm yoojungs critical nature. Yoojung lowkey wants to be controlled and kb wants someone needy Bye

Nodes: north in earth, south in water for both. They're both meant to find stability but their comfortable in the emotions and comfort of the water. This is really cute and I think they can really relate to each other on some basic but also very deep levels

Okay that's all!! These two really confused me at first but omg they are so cute I love this relationship sm. I can totally see why they were paired together and where the chemistry comes from!

Thank you so much for reading💕 I am taking requests and will do the rest of onlyoneof next

Also check out @wrongnanab if you want fics because she's getting inspired by these and it makes me so happy

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It is a little annoying though that you never get a kiss scene or even a confirmation that they're dating. There's a little more than just hand holding shown in the lesbian endings but its all drawn in a gross fanservicey 'straight men think lesbians are hot' sort of way :(

But i guess it all worked out cos it means the gay routes have WAY BETTER PLOTS, lol! All of the straight options for the male protagonist are either 'woman is asshole to you for 8 years but just trust me they are totally in love simply because she's a woman' or 'you are an asshole to woman but same' and even one where both of you are douchebags :/ Whereas the dudes get a plot that actually intersects with the main plot about the sealing of lucifer and also has DEEP ANGST and your love interest vowing to protect you from lucifer even if it means their death. HOW IN THE HELL COULD THEY THINK THAT WAS LESS ROMANTIC THAN 'UWU WOMAN SHOULDNT FIGHT U SHOULD BE MY HOUSEWIFE'??

and man even the gay routes still have a lot of gender stereotype nonsense, Snow's route is all 'he is womanly because he's bisexual' and 'protag is grossed out/annoyed/finds it funny', and the other guy Al's route has him being the homophobic asshole and constantly calling you the womanly one and only accidentally falling into romantic scenes because of contrived coincidences. And beating you up. And in the end you just both beat each other up and its meant to be hot i guess?? He's the attack stat character so i guess it makes sense but seriously its so weird like you have to prove youre One Of The Good Gays by being Super Manly and then Men Dont Romance They Just Fight And Fuck. Plus loads of 'uwu im not really gay oh im so disgusted by my feelings' and him still upholding all these gross sexist ideals and homophpboa even after he goddamn falls for you! At least its better than his straight route cos there he doesnt even get anything challenging his bigotry. Its just 'uwu u weak u no be warrior because girl' and then NO MATTER HOW MUCH HIGHER YOUR STATS ARE he's 'proven right' and his route is all about 'protecting you', ugh...

So yeah i think Snow's route is the best one so far just because he's unapologetically queer and always stands up to people givibg him shit and never changes to fit their dumb ideas of masculinity and femininity like everyone else does in every route. Though still every birthday you have to see the same 'lol u r like a girl because u give me a present no true man actually appreciates his friends' scene. And the dumb 'excuse' for why he 'acts like a woman', that its just some sort of goddamn species trait of flower demons. OR MAYBE HE'S JUST A DUDE WHO LIKES FLOWERS AND LIKES DUDES AND ALSO SO AM I! Seriously i hate that it puts words into your protagonist's mouth so the dude always agrees that Eww Girly Men Bad and the girl always agrees that Gee I Am Weak And Need Protecting. :(

Anyway Snow and Silver are living in a nice forest cottage together and Snow vowed to protect him from lucifer even if it means dying and Silver was like *bittersweet smile* "thank goodness we'll die together because i couldnt be without you" and then it talks about how even if the magic spell fails their souls will be tied together for all eternity and sleeping inside the magic jade until someday they get reincarnated and find each other all over again so GOD DAMN YOU CANT TELL ME THATS LESS ROMANTIC THAN FUCKIN DOUCHEBAG RICH GIRL WHO SLAPS YOU AND YOU BUY HER ONE PACKET OF BREAD AND SUDDENLY ITS A MARRIAGE

Also im real fuckin glad to find out that in the context of one of the other endibgs its confirmed that no the worst case scenario mentioned in snow's ending is not ever gonna happen, and yes they will indeed be hapoy forever. Tho its a shame you couldnt get some sort bonus even gooder snow ending if you find that out? Cos they never needed to do that spell to seal the protagonist's powers, lucifer is already never gonna actually revive unless the player picks all the bad choices. So they didnt have to run off and become forest hermits and live in fear. They could become less hermitty nice forest cottage doods and still keep in touch with the family!

Also i think its slightly wasted potential that Snow's demon horns dont grow bigger as he gets older. It was already a really neat design choice to make the shyest nicest guy have the most demony features, and it would have been even cuter if he had some massive satan horns and then such a kind :3 face underneath~ (also lol its weird that actual satan doesnt have horns and looks totally human aside from his hair colour...wtf...)

ALSO there should have been an actual kiss scene!!! Though the scene of them holding hands in the glow of snow's magic as he makes you a lil flower gift was REAL CUTE ALSO. But let them have smooch and confirmed onscreen marriage/at least saying the word "love" or "boyfriend" even once!

ALSO ALSO ALSO what if they adopted a child

Seriously aaaa im so happy the protag gets a new matching outfit in the ending but THIS SHIP IS THE ONLY GOOD THING IN THE GAME AND IT DESERVES MORE

They shoulda made a whole sequel game where u play as their child. Maybe a plot of some new bad guy coming after grown up protag to unseal his powers and awaken lucifer again, and their kid has to rescue them from being kidnapped? Or dealing with the racism of being a human-demon couple, or maybe finally meeting snow's parents or just THERES A LOT OF POTENTIAL PLOTS

I love themmmmm i want them to have all of the future together

BIG THINGS I HATE: when straight endings take priority

Like, i’m playing this app game called Love Story Magical Princess and i just got really bummed out. I know that if you meet the conditions for two endings it has a list to decide which one to give you, but like i didnt even meet both requirements?? I was going for Snow and i got ALL HIS EVENTS as well as the stat requirements, and instead i got the asshole rude tsundere rich lady who also requires Intelligence stats but i didnt even finish her route! And MAN the game wanted me to finish her fuckin route, i had to go to all the same classes to get him and all of his events are in the same places her events are…

So like man if it goes for her even if he has more event flags tripped, then do i have to go out of my way to find ways to raise these stats without using the easy classes? Just to make sure i never bump into her??

Seriously it was SUCH a mood killer! I just finished this whole dramatic sad route with this shy gay demon man and he nearly DIED and i CRADLED HIS BODY BACK TO HEALTH and we were discussing whether the protagonist shpuld sacrifice himself to save the world and Snow was being like ‘no i wont let that happen, its my turn to protect you’ aaaaa!! And it had a few stupid homophobic moments but generally the writing was at the best its ever been in the entire game!

And then fuckin.. Fade to black and some lady i dont even know is saying ‘uhu be my butler’ and protagonist is like ‘i’ll do anything for you’ even though she’s been nothing but an asshole to you and wont even treat you like an equal and actually marry you like everyone else…

AND I SPENT HOURS MICROMANAGING STATS FOR GODDAMN SNOW!!!!!

Fuck it i love him so much im gonna do it again dammit!!

[strawberriandromeda]

OPHIUCHUS is back at it again y'all!!!! When tf will they stop!!!!!

Ophiuchus: hi everyone!! How are youuuu!!!!!!

Leo: bruh I thought we got rid of you lmao

Virgo: uhhh no? Did you pay attention at all when this dumb bitch over here invited them into the astrology club

Pisces: :(

Cancer, still defensive: NOW YOU'RE CALLING ME STUPID TOO??

Virgo: wait no-

Cancer: it's okay though I've accepted it *clearly has not*

Aquarius: can we not with the feelings right now? It's too early in the morning

Cancer: :(

Pisces: I think I deserve an apology because I'm being nice over here and giving someone the benefit of the doubt

Sagittarius: well, your "benefit of the doubt" just stole my wallet and ran off so.

Pisces: wait what!?!?!

Sagittarius: it's cool tho! That just means he has all my debts >:)

Gemini: haha nice gimme five

Sagittarius: I'll give you 8 bby ;)

Gemini:

Sagittarius:

Gemini:

Sagittarius: anyways moving on...

Capricorn, stumbles into the room: HAVE YOU SEEN OPHIUCHUS ANYWHERE

Taurus: uwu good morning baby

Capricorn, ignores her: OPHIUCHUS STOLE MY WALLET. MY CREDIT CARDS ARE LOST!!!!!

Taurus: >:( I SAID GOOD MORNING

Sagittarius: eyyyyyy they stole from me too, high five!

Capricorn: touch me and that five is going to be zero real soon

Sagittarius: O.O

Taurus: I can't believe this my own boyfriend won't say good morning to me what the fuck

Capricorn: good morning sweetheart, I have no money and I'm freaking out, do you understand???

Taurus: *only heard the phrase "I have no money"* *peaces out*

Sagittarius: see I told you she was only in it for the money

Capricorn: OKAY BUT I LITERALLY HAVE NO MONEY RIGHT NOW I'M FREAKING OUT WHERE DID OPHIUCHUS GO

Pisces: I'm so sorry Capricorn I don't know where they went but I feel like this is my fault for letting them in

Libra: heh, you see if this was up to me....

Leo: you would have let them in, too, don't lie

Libra: yeah :(

Aries: okay so while you guys argue about stupid shit I'm going to go find Ophiuchus

Virgo: but we don't know where they went!!!!

Aries: he does *points at Scorpio*

Scorpio: *sniffing the air like a bloodhound* North.

Sagittarius: haha, good boy!!! *reaches out to pet Scorpio*

Scorpio: if you're going to touch me make it count 😉

Sagittarius: o.o I feel harassed

Taurus: see they're a happy couple why can't we be a happy couple!!!!

Leo: I literally just saw you ditch Capricorn. My bank balance of three and my ego can't support that

Taurus: three what

Leo: three cents

Taurus: that's three more than Capricorn ever had

Capricorn: WHAT THE FUCK, TAURUS

Taurus:

Scorpio: while you guys were arguing Aries and I went to find Ophiuchus

Virgo: wtf that quick?

Aries: we have very fast legs

Virgo: soooo?

Scorpio: here they are *drops Ophiuchus on the ground*

Ophiuchus: hhhhhhhelppppp these two guys beat me up and said really rude things about my mother.....

Capricorn: there's my wallet!!! Yay :D

Sagittarius: there's my debts!!! Yay :(

Libra: there's my virginity!!!

Everyone: ....what

Libra: well they were excited about getting their things back so I thought if I said something I would get mines back

Leo: wtf Libra I thought I meant something to you!!!

Libra: tee-hee

Taurus: so uwu are we together

Leo: YEAH I GUESS >:'(

Capricorn: yeah I guess you're the only one who doesn't judge me for my knees and cream cheese fetish

Gemini: TMI

Libra: ooooh drama, who will taurus choose?

Taurus: I choose sanity

Capricorn: :/

Ophiuchus: what the fucko *backs away slowly*

Pisces: COME BACK HERE YOU BITCH

Ophiuchus: who, me?

Pisces: YES YOU. YOU BETRAYED MY TRUST. I LET YOU IN!!! AND YOU TREATED THAT LIKE IT WAS NOTHING

Ophiuchus: *insincerely* uhhh sorry?

Pisces: apowogy accepted uwu

Ophiuchus: hah nice I can't believe that worked

Aries:

Scorpio:

Ophiuchus: I just said that out loud didn't I

Aries and Scorpio: *starts beating the shit out of Ophiuchus*

Ophiuchus dies.

The end!!!!