#it WOULD be willowy rather than fluffy but thats something we know because thats his preferred silhouette in canon lol
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I sincerely think watanuki would wear a wedding dress btw. here comes the non binary bride
#but western or eastern or fusion is so fun to consider...#it WOULD be willowy rather than fluffy but thats something we know because thats his preferred silhouette in canon lol#he needs to get into the wedding egg outfit at least once but im like absolutely picturing smth super fitted and classyyyy#which is funny cause you KNOW his ass would be desperate to fucking run around like a headless chicken#he would be like FUCK the eyeliner i need to make every single meal and set every single table or ill kill myself#thoroughly of the correct belief that a dough water wedding would start with 'let him have everything he wants'#and end with 'PLEASE GOD WE ARE ON RED ALERT PLEASE KEEP HIM LOCKED IN THE DRESSING ROOM OR HE WILL GO INSANE'#people have to take turns guarding the door#it would probably mostly b meki tho#ceo of the plentiful stop fucking trying to do everything yourself if it stresses you out more than you have fun dumbass committee#doumeki would take ten minutes to get ready and out serve the entire room. somehow#actually i feel like at least 2 people would crash the wedding by accident thinking its a movie set or a modelling agency party#imagine youre like omg r celebrities here i need to get their autographs and you come face to face with the bride#who is fucking exploding and screaming WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE#i think even if you dont hc watanuki as non binary being a bride is his destiny#he accepted it already#hes the other wife hes the long suffering domestic goddess hes the beautiful woman best viewed at night in a dress under an umbrella#ok you know what lets not beat around the bush you know its going to be a silk cheongsam collar maxi dress#imagine hima opens a magazine weeks later only to see the wedding was covered like an influencer wedding because of tbe misunderstanding#'oomf youre in a magazine!!!' 'im fucking what'
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