#istg it hurts like a bitch.

[stormyjisung]

Where my sensitive scalp galls at? 😔✊️

[gojoest]

one of my biggest pet peeves is ppl using the exit in subway stations as an entrance or vice versa

[cosmic-ships]

There is one movie I still have yet to see.

Well technically two but one is non existent on the internet streaming services and it makes me cry (BECAUSE HES A VIDEO GAME NERD and I've watched all his scenes and I hate that girl who kept leading him on then breaking his heart, bitch. ... anyways I love him already...i-i..I'm rambling aren't I?) Anyways that movie is called not waving but drowning.

Anyways I need to go see where I can find the movie What if/The F Word because I was quoting that AD character long before I knew who AD was! Lmfao also ya know the meme "good soup" ? yeah congrats thats my fiance Sackler by the way 🤣)

Rant in tags(?) Ish? Not really??? .....where am I?

[th3swarm]

i haaate iphone users . if i ask you what iphone this is and you tell me its a 15 and its actually a 15 pro max im killing you with hammers how did u expect me to know that . if you walk up to me on tills and start talking about an 11 or a 12 say fucking IPHONE !!!!! ITS AN IPHONW !!!!! IF I ASKED YOU ABOUT AN A13 OR A ZFLIP YOU WOULDNT IMMEDIATELY KNOW WHAT COMPANY !!!!! also shout out to the guy who told me i was lying about my childs train ticket (it was worth 5 quid) and then told me i could prove my age with apple id when i was HOLDING A GALAXY A15 . AND YOU CAN SET YOUR AGE TO THE WRONG DATE ON YOUR APPLE ID. i haaaate iphones being considered default theyre expensive and theyre mid its literally "this year we put a 16 on the box" every other phone has a model number (and sometimes the imei if they dont want me to kms) on the back but apple expects you to memorise the fucking rear camera configuration im killing you

[kevyeen]

Not to be bitter on main but honestly I'm so bitter that there is practically zero good rep of my nationality in like popular media

[voidcat]

once again at my wits end bc of men

[daisy--devil]

You pray for guidance in your brother's garden. But what for?

[ratsbanes]

The outsiders is such a different book depending on how you grew up.

I see the book in a very different light than my classmates do. To me, everything Ponyboy says is the most relatable thing I've ever read because I get the feeling of just being a bit too off, a bit too smart, a bit too poor.

And yet all my classmates will read it and will never know I feel that way. And I'll never know what they think, if they can grasp the fact that they are exactly the people the greaser would have a problem with.

[puppiesandnightlock]

i just wlked into a fucking pole during p.e. cause i was rading fanfic onmy apple watch (no i dont have a phone) im so disapointed in myself for this

[hiddenwizard]

do you ever look back and just think why????? why did i want to keep being "friends" with this fucker im doing so much better without them???

[neco-williams]

neco learn to use spf challenge

[neverendingford]

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[hamilando]

ੈ✩‧ alexa, play paparazzi (smau) ੈ✩‧

pairing : charles leclerc x hamilton! fem reader

summary : an official statement or an official photograph ?

This is part 3

Part 1 here Part 2 here

tw : hate, cheating, rude comments

a/n : This is a series ! anyways enjoy ! also feel free to drop in a request or a question ! TAGLIST IS OPEN !!

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charlesleclerc geared up for Shanghai 🏎️

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user1 LECLERCCCCC🦅

user2 PODIUM FOR LECLERC ✨

user3 a drama free weekend for him 🤞

user4 thank god my parents are safe from that bitch-

scuderiaferrari 🏎️🏎️

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user5 I love how unproblematic the chat is

user6 all the drama is of that girl

user7 how dare she even think of scoring the charles leclerc

alexandramalenart mon amour ❤️

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user8 I love Alex for how strong she is

user9 istg I would have died my bf got into drama like that

user10 ALEX THE MONACO PRINCESS 🙌🏻

user11 WE LOVE YOU ALEX ❤️❤️

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otherhamilton Nihao! So proud of @ lewishamilton for the P4

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user1 koreaboo 💀

user2 chinaboo 💀

user3 gurl, are u unfazed?

lewishamilton ❤️

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user4 why is she even posting ?

user5 love how all the likes have disappeared

user6 cheating bitches don't deserve fame

user7 the leftover likes are probably bots

user8 the audacity to come to a place where the person you tried to seduce ( failed) is there 🤷🏻

user9 preach 🙌🏻

user10 preach 🙌🏻

user11 preach 🙌🏻

user12 preach 🙌🏻

lilyhye forever pretty 🩵

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user13 poor lily is forced to support

user14 FREE LILY

user15 LILY BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP

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f1wags A certain f1 paddock guest was seen with someone not their beau 👀

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user1 never been happier being a f1 fan 💀

user2 the tea we are getting -

user3 I signed up for watching cars, not watching a soap opera -

user4 AND IT KEEPS SPILLING SGSHSGSHS

user5 WHO IS IT !?

user6 SPILL THE BEANS YOU -

user7 on top of the leclerc-hamilton drama

user8 what if it's a publicity stunt ?

user9 how did you even get the pics so close up?

user10 MY STOMACH IS HURTING, SPILLLL

Part 4

tag list : @tremendousstarlighttragedy @hiireadstuff @mayalove014 @5sospenguinqueen @ritaaaaaaa

@fastfactory @mxdi0 @cixrosie @grovelingmen @valntynebaby

@emily-b @marvelfangirl04 @xshazxx

[supernova41st]

Friday night night funkin dating hcs!!

Warnings: Some nsfw stuff but nothing too far, boob grabbing, bra stealing, nudes but not rlly

A/n: I HAVE ANOTHER OBSESSION UGHHH, anyways!! I’m so happy the fandom is reviving bc of the new update ahh. Also I didn’t rlly know what to put for bc so apologies if you wanted more of him :(

Keith (bf):

He’s such a flower sniffer istg

He’s like a rosy cheeked sweetheart who brings you heart chocolate every time he visits you

No but actually he’s wrapped around your fingers, it’s scary.

His fav dates are you and him alone at his house watching Godzilla movies and laying his head against your stomach while you play with his hair

AND YOU WEAR HIS HAT

Sometimes you’ll send a pic of you in his boxers that he left at your house just to tease him

But whenever he feels silly (which is all the time) he’ll send a picture of him in your bra for funsies

“I can do that too :D”

“0_•”

Keith is such a nerd, playing video games with him is your go to date

You guys would always match, like whenever you two play Mario kart he’d be toad and you’d be toadette

You hype him up sm, esp when playing Fortnite 😭

Y’all know that one Tik tok audio that goes

“Yeah get his ass FUCKING PUSSY TRY THE FUCK AGAIN BITCH, TRY THE FUCK AGAIII”

You do that, and it scares him.

His fav activity? Pot + cartoons.

You guys are the silliest couples ever. Laughing at SpongeBob with fog all over the room until your ribs start to hurt.

“Babes.. do you think that like-Starfires armpits are also pink?”

“…woah”

Pico:

Now when pico first starting dating you he thought you were just another chick to stuff his wiener in.

But soon enough, you guys were both wrapped around each others finger.

He’d kill for you tbh

Pico canonically has abs, so he likes it whenever he’s chilling with you and you just poke/rub them. He thinks it’s the cutest AND hottest shit ever

This man cannot get enough of your boobies, whenever he’s on his phone he’d have his arm around you and casually use your boob as a stress ball.

Sometimes he’ll just steal your bras whenever you’re showering or changing, just so that he can get a fresh look at ‘his girls’ (that’s what he calls them)

“Pico!! Have you seen my bra?”

“Hm? Na babe, I’m js here.”

This sly fuckin ginger

Most of his dates consist of going to his fav burger joint or sleeping over at each others houses

He esp loves the second one cuz he gets to makeout with you, prob his fav thing to do in this life.

Whenever you guys leave any function, like ever, he’ll yell out your ship name as he leaves the room 😭

“Pi-y/n, OUT”

“Babe you don’t have to do that every time we leave..”

Also his dad (Tankmen) loves embarrassing him in front of you.

(Tankmen) “Yeah so Pico kept pissing himself in the bed until 7th grade, shit had me concerned but turns out it was just normal puberty shit.”

(You)“Oh..”

“Dad I’m gonna kill you.”

Lmao he did eventually

Darnell

Darnell has such a big ego on being a ‘cool tough guy’, but when it comes to you it entirely washes away

It embarrasses him whenever he’s around his friends and you come over and start smooching him all over his face, getting lipgloss/lipstick all over him

“Mwah mwah mwah!!”

“B-baby. Babe, you’re ruining my aura.”

But he loves showing you off, you’re like his biggest flex. Whenever he hangs with his friends he always shows pictures of you like you’re his newborn

“Yeah so this is when we went to the skate park the other week and-“

“Dude. This is like the 5th picture you’ve shown me of them.”

Once for Valentine’s Day, he surprised you by spray painting an entire wall of you smooching him. (But like in the style of the fnf stickers they sell)

You were in such awe, you almost cried.

He was so embarrassed to show you at first, but when he saw how much you loved it he was so relieved

You and Nene are such besties

Like, squealing while talking about boys besties

“HII Y/N!!! :33”

“OMG HEY NENE!! ^^”

So when she found out you had a crush on Darnell, she was so excited

You guys became delusional abt him together, like

“NENE TODAY DARNELL LOOKED AT ME”

“STOPP HE WANTS YOU SO BADD”

“IKR”

O and your weapon (cuz everyone in picos friendgroup has one) is a broken glass bottle of whatever your fav drink is

Sometimes you’ll throw in a burning rag in there to make a Molotov cocktail

Also I hc that Darnell has thick silver rings and you love how they feel against your neck whenever you guys are smooching.

He lets you wear them at times but they always slip off because our boy has some THICK fingers.

[scruus]

afab childe crying just by looking at the bulge on his stomach as you thoroughly fuck him shsjshj

poor harbinger sobs when you pump his womb full of cum for the nth time of the night, and he can't help but watch as your fluid trails out of his cunt, down his thighs and down on the floor...

going crazy

I had to write an entire fic for this. Its too good.

YOU ALL ARE MAKING ME LOSE SLEEP ON THIS OH GOD. Minors istg DNI or ill bite your head off.

★̶̲ [ 𝐰𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐦𝐞 ]

✎ sub afab childe + dom amab reader notes: rough filthy sex; mirror sex; creampie; cum inflation(?); overstimulation; childe being a masochistic son of a bitch(hinted). THIS IS PLAIN FILTHY JUST GHHH STOP I CANT BE SO HORNY ANYMORE

Childe groans when he sees his gaping cunt take you in so well. His teary eyes are half lidded as you try to make him look in the mirror. Make him look at how your dick makes a bulge everytime you move in and out. “S-stop uughh”, he groans out.

You hook his legs apart, him seated on your dick, because his legs have barely the ability to do anything voluntarily. He feels so small in front of you. With the way you are gripping his face and spreading his gummy cum filled cunt apart, it makes him shudder.

“See baby, i think one more dick could easily fit inside you”, you whisper against his ears as you rock your hips again, making that cock of yours reach so deep he could never imagine it was possible. “If i had two dicks….imagine how pretty your belly would look?”, childe moans loudly at the thought, nails digging in your arms. You have made him absolutely pathetic.

You smack your hand against his clit making him jolt, a striking pain going up his pussy. He smiles deliriously, taking in that pain like a good painslut.

Pushing him down, you hold his waist tightly so that there is ease in sliding in him and fucking that cunt senselessly. Childe tries to look up with his dazed eyes and stares at the mirror in front of you both. He can see his back arched like a cat, and your devilish grin while you grope his bruised ass.

Childe screams as you start pounding into him again, the cum acting as a lube and making it easier for your huge dick to move in and out. You groan feeling his cushy fat lips enveloping your dick and his warm cum filled insides pulsing around it. Its the best feeling in the word.

“Oough-n-no s’rough nghh”, he claws on the bedsheets which were stained with his tears and cum. His sobs only further fuelling your desire while you trail kisses down his spine.

His pussy hurts so bad, his clit is all puffy and numb, evident of your abuse on it, yet he still cant be fulfilled. He wants it to hurt like hell. He wants his womb to be filled to the brink, wants you to impregnate him so that all your attention is on him.

Then he wouldn’t need to act like a brat or an attention whore every single minute of the day.

You take both of his arms and pin it to his back, trying to drill into him using them as a leverage. You moan out seeing how his red, scarred ass shakes up and down everytime you slap your hips against his like a feral animal.

Taking your dick all out and then plunging it all in in every thrust, he chokes out whorish cries. You were splitting him open mercilessly and he could just moan and take your entire cock in like a fucking cocksleeve.

Guttural moans and whimpers can be heard from childe as his entire body is being treated like a ragdoll. “Ah fuck my pretty cumslut is being so good today”, you laugh out knowing he loves being called that.

His wrist is now bruising because of your tight grip on them, just like his hips and the rest of his body. Your tip is kissing his womb, balls slapping against his wet sopping cunt.

Pearls of slick dripping down his thighs, as you see your cock disappear in him and appear again. His hips are trembling with shock, trying to keep up with your rough pace. Ah fuck he is so lewd, you think.

He can hardly keep conscious. You have cum so many times in him, he could barely keep it all inside. Poor pup doesn’t want even a bit of your cum to leak out, he wants to savor it all in. But not to worry, you dont plan on stopping soon anytime.

“Fuck, you’re squeezing down on me again, ugh am gonna cum”, you rasp out, your hips picking up pace as you pounded into him with such intensity, childe could see stars in his eyes.

“Ooughh fuckfuckfuckfuck ugh cu-cummin”, his eyes rolling in his skull and his whorish moans getting desperately loud. He could only blabber nonsensically as his voice was nothing but squeaks. And just like that, you came with him.

Drops of water spraying all over the bedsheet while the trembling ginger spasms in your arms, his toes curling and his mouth open in a silent scream. He had squirted once again tonight.

You shut your eyes, his pussy creaming around your cock as his cunt is sucking you further in, and you groan out.

You let go of his arms and his weak body plops on the bed. Taking your dick out you saw the gooey filthy cum drip out of his hole in massive amounts, he was really filled to the brim. He whined on feeling the loss of your cock and the warm cum oozing out.

Your fingers spreading apart his lips and see the sticky cum coating his pretty pink folds and the inside of his gaping hole. You were quite big, after all.

Placing a kiss on his shuddering ass cheeks, you softly kneaded it. “Don’t worry baby, ill take care of you after i wreck you”.

Flipping him on his back, you grabbed his hips and entered inside him in a single thrust, choking out a hoarse moan from childe. “But am not done wrecking you yet”, you huff before pounding into him again as childe continues to scream your name.

Looks like you both have to take the next day off.

[nyxscave]

Freaked out a little bit due to social anxiety and perfectionism a few hours back. Not really my proudest moment.

Made and scripted a presentation for tomorrow (procrastination will be my demise istg) and also trained my calligraphy and typing for 20min.

A few days back I cut all my nails short (sobs) bc my typing and writing finger posture (??) was off and my index finger was hurting like a bitch. It's better now, but Idk if I can get my nails long again without pain :(