#isadouche

[jessicalakis]

Used to fear my phone screen. #paulryan #isadouche #mueller #fbi #raid #trump #lawyer #michaelcohen #starwars #bensolo #hearts #rey #ilove #thelastjedi #screenshot

[ladymacbethsdaughter]

Can we talk about how much of a douchebag the Dauphin of France is in Henry V, especially with the whole tennis balls thing and then how completely satisfying it is in the end (or near to the end when they announce he's dead) when he gets served (no pun intended)?

[ladylaufeyson1]

I'm not amused anymore, Tom. Get away from me.

[wwcreamcheesedo]

eat it, brady.

[raeganomics]

Conversation I just had with my boyfriend.

Boyfriend: Hand. Model.

Me: Hand. Model?

Boyfriend: I'm a hand model.

Me: Ah. Yes. Of course you are.

(much later) Me: Was I wrong to assume you would explain that?

Boyfriend: Hush. Don't speak.

[jessicalakis]

Used to fear my phone screen. #paulryan #isadouche #mueller #fbi #raid #trump #lawyer #michaelcohen #starwars #reylo #ilovethelastjedi