#is this you ‘dont forget to mew’ anon because everyone in my life knows you

[crazylittlejester]

Leg: *wakes up from noise* hylia fuc- wars what the hell are you doing its 2 in morning go the fuck to sleep

Wars: you don't understand leg, I'm mewing rn

Leg: so are you like a furry??

Wars: you comman beta BITCH everyone knows what mewing is! What color is your bugatii hm???

Leg: wars this is like the medieval 1300s what the fuck is a bugati-

Wars: I said WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BUGATII BITCH????

Leg: why tf is there sigma music playing-OH SHIT WARS WHAT THE FUCK

The chain later discovered that wars ran away that night, after they found legends fucking dead ass body, after a bag check was conducted they found various podcast equipment and a text from his buddies Aiden Ross and Andreinie Tateweine, they were all 3 going to have a podcast together called "The art of masculinity, how to be a chad" once tateweine escaped Romania. But they knew he would be back soon, after all an Alpha can't last without they're podcast equipment for long. And the chain knew one thing that Adien Ross and Adreninie Tateweine didn't

Wars was a closeted homosexual

(PART 2??)

I am not a man who can be rendered speechless easily but oh my god

I have tears streaming down my face and my ribs hurt so bad from laughing I cannot for the life of me fight out if you are /j or /srs with this holy shit

the ‘PART 2??’ actually killed me