I don't think mo xuanyu got cut off from reincarnation? it would be wei ying who would lose his soul if he didn't take revenge for mxy. mxy moved on
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I don’t know how warhammer works. But given what I’ve seen it’s “the imperium was right” or “we should put hormones in the space marines to give them tits”
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN MR GOODTIMES SAID ASS
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Desperately need to see Barbie so I can make Turn posts about it. I don’t know literally anything but I do know that the follow are Turn’s “mojo dojo casa house:” Abe Woodhull’s cellar, Whitehall, DeJong’s Tavern, Arnold buying Penn Mansion
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Suzanne Collins gripping my face with her hands: listen listen the first step to evil is dehumanisation, always, the second you start to see people as less than people no matter what they've done to you that's when you start heading down a path of selfish destruction and violence
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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
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Job interview tip I got from a tiktok but it's genius:
If you were unemployed for a while, they're going to ask if you can explain the gap in your resume. Unless you were actually doing something cool & relevant, this is hard to answer in a way that makes you sound like a good corporate cog. So here's the best and infallible answer -
No you cannot, because you signed an NDA.
You now sound mysterious, desirable, worldly, experienced. They can't even really ask you more about it! Perfect.
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