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I don't think mo xuanyu got cut off from reincarnation? it would be wei ying who would lose his soul if he didn't take revenge for mxy. mxy moved on
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I don’t know how warhammer works. But given what I’ve seen it’s “the imperium was right” or “we should put hormones in the space marines to give them tits”
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Desperately need to see Barbie so I can make Turn posts about it. I don’t know literally anything but I do know that the follow are Turn’s “mojo dojo casa house:” Abe Woodhull’s cellar, Whitehall, DeJong’s Tavern, Arnold buying Penn Mansion
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@he-needs-more-whiskey @sterling-jay
English: we call it sinusitis because it's Latin :)
German: we call it Nasennebenhöhlenentzündung because the Höhlen neben your Nase are entzündet.
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idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me
#one day stan corrects one of fords equations and both of them have to stop. and stare in horror#the same thing happens when ford starts talking about all the times he broke out of prison#gravity falls#stan pines#ford pines#stanley pines#stanford pines
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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
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applying for internships and i think the job market may be irreparable
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a god's rules(You made the rules, and can break them at any point, but breaking your own rules risks losing your godhood)
essentially self-checkmate
been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will
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I can behave normally around books
#shitpost#anyway guess who brought home 24 new books today?#if you guessed me. well. you would be correct#in my defense I only bought 5#for a combined total of usd#where’d the number go. it was 17 usd#the rest were from me going through what my dad was getting rid of for space and claiming it for myself#but either way#24 in one day is a personal record I think#also I do fully intend to read all of these it’s not hoarding for hoardings sake
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THEY MAKE ME INSANE
Proof below:
Also, I’m fucking crying, I think his arm is like that bc he fell asleep holding the photo.
EDIT: more proof:
#than Laura drove them home…#I wonder if Logan continued to sleep in the car or if he woke up and helped carry Deadpool inside and place him on the bed#or did Logan also get dragged to the bed? while asleep?#he weighs like 600 lbs because of the metal so it would be incredibly hard to do#correction he weighs between 350 to 425 lbs#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool#poolverine
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happy men's day everyoneeeee
#international men's day#trans#transmasc#packing#please look upon my recent break through re packing#(as someone who's refused to pack for like a decade)#following my breakthroughs re men's fashion and how waistline & crotch space factor into that looking correct
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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
#lol good luck finding all of the photoshopped versions in the rb history. ‘manatee restored’ is still my favorite of all time#misc#I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to.#also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped#it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially#the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm#which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water#as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun#it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here#I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances#also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential#so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export#but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image
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Suzanne Collins gripping my face with her hands: listen listen the first step to evil is dehumanisation, always, the second you start to see people as less than people no matter what they've done to you that's when you start heading down a path of selfish destruction and violence
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you can shake him. he enjoys it
#animation#art#my art#furry#fursona#need me somebody with paws bigger than my face to do this to me#shake me like the stupid dog I am#also he/him prns? felt correct in this context#heheheehuihuii gemder#cartoon
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