#is there a carlotta parody account anywhere?!
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operas-phantom · 19 days ago
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Squished Erik- that is I -thinks that whoever is taking the time to read this and care for someone like him is a very interesting person. Possibly deranged, but he cannot deny thinking greatfully of such a person anyhow.
He also wonders why he is squished. Perhaps it is the fault of the Vicomte, or Carlotta. He will get vengeance with his squished lasso and squished sword.
Do you guys like my meme? It’s.. the meme-sic of the night.. see I made the picture look squished.. do not worry for Erik’s safety.. also, the Vicomte is innocent in this, and Carlotta as well.. note that Erik is trying to act kinder to them. SEE, CARLOTTA? NOW ACTUALLY TAKE MY DAMNED MUSIC ADVICE FOR I FEAR THE RAT POISON WILL NOT WORK ON YOU DESPITE YOU BEING A RAT!
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operas-phantom · 17 days ago
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I can actually feel the soul leaving my body. This is not a post, it is a cry for help. Carlotta is singing again.
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operas-phantom · 1 month ago
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Wait! It seems Other Erik, we have a guest! Maggie, how would you feel about Carlotta taking.. permanent leave from this opera house?
The Only Movies Permitted in My Opera House
As you know, I value art. And since I have become open to watching movies now, especially with friends and loved ones, I have a list of the films that are not trash and that which have impressed me with their means of storytelling, films that would make nice operas.
Frozen. This film’s character of Elsa has superior singing skills and would make a lovely side character in my opera house. I find her character arc to be “relatable”.
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2. The IT films. These are absolutely terrifying and could only be improved by inclusion of music. @eddiekaspbrak-official and his friends are very brave, and clowns are NOT welcome in my opera house. They have been warned. So, Raoul had better leave immediately or risk the consequences.
3. I suppose any of the films that have been made about what happened in this very opera house. I have heard about them and it is difficult to wrap my head around, but somehow endearing.
4. Beauty and the Beast. I shall not elaborate.
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