#is the song basically foreplay in song form? also yes.

[eg515]

rewatching High School Musical for the first time in many years and I keep thinking that I would love to see a reboot of the movies where everything is exactly the same except the queer character are allowed to be canon queer and not just in the subtext.

but then I remembered that Ryan and Chad ended I Don't Dance wearing each other's clothes and... yeah, it cannot really get any more obvious than that while keeping the family friendly rating

[floralege]

ship meme thing for allllllla our ships xoxo orumad

omg  the  whole  SQUAD  let’s  fuckin  DO  THIS  !!!   @orumad

who is the most affectionate ?

cilla  and  daisy  are  EXTREMELY  affectionate,  they  just  love  holding  hands,  kissing,  just  being  close.  mick  loves  having  his  arm  around  del’s  waist,  and  he  gets  progressively  more  affectionate  as  the  drinks  go  around.  pru  is  affectionate  with  bee  in  a  very  Horny  Girl  way  24  /  7  so  her  affection  actually  becomes  very  sweet  when  she’s  drunk  /  high.  we’re  not  at  all  surprised  that  caia  and  lauren  are  the  queens  of  affection,  but  mostly  to  each  other.

big spoon  /  little spoon ?

considering  that  she’s  a  vampire,  elliot  needs  SOMETHING  to  feel  like  a  Big  Man  (  ugh,  boys  )  so  he’s  def  got  big  spoon  energy.  liam’s  big  spoon,  but  he’s  always  poking  fern’s  back.  romy  is  big  spoon  for  molly,  but  that’s  probably  an  ego  thing  because  she  def  bottoms.  WHY  am  i  soft  about  duffy  platonically  cuddling  vee  their  whole  lives  until  one  day  it  doesn’t  feel  Very  Friendly  ?  big  soft.

favorite non - sexual activity ?

hunting  sport  (  re:  stupid  humans  )  for  gid  and  rome,  but  at  some  point,  that  turns  a  lil  sexual.  before  he  got  swept  up  into  work,  grady  loved  watching  tracy / hepburn  films  with  cecile.  liam  and  fern  genuinely  loving  jamming  and  shit  talking  together,  cilla  and  henry  love  spontaneous  date  nights,  emmy  and  dom  drink  and  plot  together  that’s  almost  foreplay.  emile  and  marilyn  taunt  each  other  mercilessly,  but  they  really  do  enjoy  getting  to know  one  another  without  that  pressure.  camille  and  emile  are  the  masters of  non  sexual  intimacy,  so  they’ll  just  stare  at  the  sky  or  make  more  awful  bets  with  one  another.

who is most likely to carry the other ?

Big  Ivor  carries  Little  Cecile  and  yes,  we  love  it  !  dusty  probably  carries  vee  and  lucas  around  constantly.  in  a  sad  way,  molly’s  probably  carried  romy  out  of  many  bars  :(  johnny  drags  cam’s  tiny  ass  out  of  clubs,  sadie  and  del  are  both  going  Through  It  so  they  carry  each  other  out  of  many  los  angeles  night  clubs  where  they’ve  started  shit  and  don’t  want  to  deal  with  it.

what is their favorite feature of their partner’s ?

gideon  fully  believes  that  rome  is  the  most  beautiful  creation  of  all  time,  though  he’d  fuck  himself  with  a  chainsaw  before  ever  acknowledging  it  aloud.  hannah  is  genuinely  attracted  to  freddie’s  inherent  goodness  and  idk,  probably  feels  some  connection  with  that  sort  of  brokenness,  too.   pru  loves  bee’s  nose  and  will  do  the  bradley  cooper  nose  touch  thing  from  a  star  is  born  when  she’s  drunk,  probs  to  bee’s  annoyance.  jack  literally  believes  is  kimber  is  SO  fucking  cute  and  wonderful,  it  aches  her.  mick  is  obvs  taken  with  the  eyes  AND  the  boobs.  call   it  fucked,  but  emmy  loves  when  dom  goes  ice  cold  on  someone  ---  just  not  HER.

what’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other ?

johnny  and  cameron  likely  bickered  more  often  and  tbh,  i  feel  like  one  mick  realized  he  had  legit  feelings  for  delphine,  he  acted  super  weird  and  the  whole  family  noticed.  fern  was  probably  very  gentle  about  it  but  liam  went  full  tf  is  up  with  you,  kid  ?  cameron  and  freddie  always  inherently  had  feelings  for  one  another,  so  it  was  just  there  from  the  get  go.  

nicknames  ?  and  if  so,  how  did  they  originate  ?

most  of  the  nicknames  are  just  ones  everyone  sort  of  had  growing  up  ?  pru,  bee,  vee,  mickey,  duffy,  del,  etc.  like,  i  don’t  know  if  any  nicknames  are  singular  to  any  particular  ship  tbh  they’re  free  for  everyone.

who worries the most ?

fern  worries  about  liam  more  than  she  lets  on  and  it’s  probably  her  inner  saboteur  that  has  her  cope  with  that  by  drinking  with  ethan.  gideon  worries  about  lauren  CONSTANTLY,  because  he’d  legit  die  if  anything  happened  to  her  or  caia.  he  doesn’t  worry  about  rome  necessarily,  but  he  gets  wind  of  her  endeavors  without  him  and  hopes  she’s  staying  safe.  jack  wonders  if  she’s  going  to  fall  into  old  habits  the  longer  she’s  around  pru,  del,  and  co.,  so  she’s  worried  about  disappointing  /  hurting  kimber  because  of  that.  arlo  knows  coco  has  her  shit  together,  but  he  can’t  help  but  worry  !!!  she  doesn’t  need  his  concern  and  he  knows  she  can  handle  herself  but  he  does  !!  want  to  help  !!

who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant ?

bee  probably  remembers  the  food  at  fancy  restaurants  that  don’t  make  pru gag,  so  she  always  reminds  her  what  to  get  ;  dom  can  be  upsettingly  charming  when  he  remembers  what  daisy’s  favorite  dessert  is,  and  she’s  never  convincing  when  she  pretends  to  be  annoyed  that  he’s  already  ordered  it.  on  the  flip  side,  emmy’s  known  dom’s  drink  order  since  they  were  sixteen.  grady  remembers  the  gist  of  cecile’s  favorite,  but  ivor’s  always  the  one  who  rushes  to  the  kitchen  to  let  the  chef  know  exactly  what  her  preference  is.  simon  has  em’s  thai  takeout  order  MEMORIZED.

who tops ?

shocked  to  learn  that  bee  wasn’t  kidding  about  the  occasional  topping  !  though  daphne  def  topped  her.  mick  physically  tops,  del  does  it  emotionally.  molly  tops  romy  which  is  amazing  for  their  height  difference,  and  olivia  and  esme  def  battle  it  out  every  time,  LOVE  that  for  them.

who initiates kisses ?

cilla  is  big  on  kissing  often,  so  henry  tends  to  arrive  at  parties  with  some  trace  of  her  lipstick  on  him  every  time.  with  everything  going  on  in  the  press,  dom  and  emmy  are  wise  to  play  up  their  affection,  but  behind  closed  doors,  he’s  definitely  the  one  to  initiate.  dusty  probably  drunk  kisses  lucas  every  time  and  it’s  just  never  mentioned  ever  again.  jack’s  horny  on  main,  so  she’s  always  all  over  kimber.  meg  initiates  kisses  often,  though  mostly  as  a  power play.

who reaches for the other’s hand first?

cameron,  always.  johnny,  freddie,  cecile,  etc  ---  doesn’t  matter,  she’s  holding  their  hand.  duffy  gets  VERY  excited  about  holding  vee’s  hand,  so  he  tries  it  often.  jimmy  probably  tried  to  hold  sadie’s  hand  once  and  she  elbowed  him,  but  caia  loves  all  form  of  affection,  so  she  got  very  flustered  when  he  first  grabbed  hers.  simon’s  learned  to  place  a  hand  at  the  small  of  em’s  back  when  they  attend  events  together.

who kisses the hardest ?

unless  she’s  drunk,  pru  has  no  idea  how  to  be  soft  so  she’s  always  kissing  with  a  bigger  plan  in  mind.  liam  probs  kisses  rough,  too.  simon’s  big  on  heady  kisses,  and  if  ivor  ever  gets  the  chance,  HELL  YEAH.

who wakes up first ?

cilla’s  only  an  early  riser  if  she  hasn’t  gone  to  bed,  so  henry’s  usually  the  one  trying  to  make  sure  she’s  up  before  noon.  dom’s  always  up  early,  and  while  daisy  was  the  type  to  mumble  sweetly  for  him  to  stay  longer,  emmy  usually  doesn’t  stir  unless  she  wakes  up  in   a  Mood  and  pulls  at  him  to  stay  behind.  bee’s  always  up  before  pru,  and  pru  thinks  that’s  a  complete  crime.

who wants to stay in bed just a little longer ?

gideon  obvs  doesn’t  sleep,  but  when  he  allows  himself  to  rest,  he  demands  WEEKS  of  going  undisturbed,  so  imagine  a  pale,  lonely  freak  vampire  sitting  in  the  woods  and  staring  at  the  sky  motionless  basically.  meg,  unlike  bee,  happily  sleeps  in  late  and  takes  her  sweet  fucking  time  to  do  it,  though  with  sid  she  always  skips  out  before  morning.  ivy  doesn’t  believe  in  anything  before  one  pm,  so  surprise  surprise  that  nora  started  suggesting  breakfast  dates  for  nik.

who says i love you first ?

since  they’re  all  stupid  soft,  gonna  go  out  on  a  limb  and  assume  it  was  mostly  mine  idiots  who  said  it  first.  except  for  obvious  ones  like  sadie,  who  ran  to  the  hills,  and  gideon,  who  believes  love  is  too  weak  to  encompass  it.

who tells their family/friends about their relationship first ?

listen  EVERY  CHARACTER  IN  EVERY  GENERATION  IS  TOO  CLOSE  so  nobody  needed  to  be  told.  someone  gets  together,  and  by  the  time  they  home,  the  information  has  fully  been  spread.  

what do their family/friends think of their relationship ?

each  ship  has  their  own pros  and  cons,  and  while  certain  people  have  LOUDER  opinions  (  fern  loves  bee,  doesn’t  understand  why  pru  let  her  go  ;  if  cameron  were  alive,  she’d  be  politely  and  quietly  apprehensive  about  camille’s  friendship  with  clem’s  son, the  same  with  daisy  and  henry  /  cilla,  etc.  )   but  it’s  usually  either  we  hate  this  (  meg  @  pru/bee,  sadie  @  mick/sadie  )  or  we  love  this   (  fern  @  pru/bee,  mick  @  jimmy/caia,  dusty  @  duffy/vee  )

who is more likely to start dancing with the other ?

lauren’s  always  the  one  who  gets  elliot  dancing,  grady  would’ve  sat  in  the  corner  at  his  own  wedding  if  not  for  cecile  while  simon  LOVES  to  dance  and  always  guides  em  and  asha  out  to  the  floor.  pearl  will  pull  ANYONE  out  to  dance  with  her.

who cooks more/who is better at cooking ?

cameron  is  a  horrible  cook  and  has  set  freddie  and  johnny’s  respective  kitchens  ablaze  many  times,  marilyn  has  specialty  dishes  but  she’s  too  lazy  to  cook  often.  ivor  knows  the  basic,  but  he  whips  them  up  for  cecile.  nora’s  excellent  at  cooking,  but  for  some  reason,  only  nik  and  coco  have  ever  tried  it.  

who comes up with cheesy pick up lines ?

simon  is  often  too  hetero  for  his  own  good.  clementine  is  guilty  of  this,  too,  but  she’s  cute  enough  to  get  away  with.

who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times ?

BIG  ROME  AND  GIDEON  ENERGY.  also  big  dom  and  emmy /  daisy  energy.  jack  and  kimber  are  definitely  guilty  of  this,  too.  jules  probably  whispered  something  indecent  to  bella  at  cecile’s  wake  (  big  ow  typing  that  !  )  and  it  made  bella  feel  so  normal  for  five  seconds  that  she  was  sort  of  always  endeared  after  that.

who needs more assurance ?

given  their  history,  hannah  and  freddie  need  a  lot  of  reassurance  from  each  other.  that  was  obviously  a  problem  for  mick  and  look  how  THAT  turned  out.  immediately  post  rehab  romy  needed  a  lot  of  validation  from  molly,  which  became  messy.

what would be their theme song ?

MOST  OF  THEM  HAVE  SOUNDTRACKS  AND  SONGS  BUT  THERE  ARE  A  LIL  TOO  MANY !!!!!!

who would sing to their child back to sleep ?

cameron  could  NOT  sing,  but  did  it  all  the  time  for  daisy  and  henry,  so  bless  freddie’s  patience.  fern  walked  in  on  liam  softy  singing  one  of  his  inappropriate  songs  to  pru  once  and  loved  it,  a  la  baby  emma  and  baby  got  back.  duffy  does  this  constantly  for  his  daughter,  and  vee’s  definitely  caught  him  a  few  times.  emmy  would  never  sing,  but  she  def  played  medieval  choir  music  over  bastien’s  baby  monitor  and  dom  was  full  ????  over  this.

what do they do when they’re away from each other ?

most  of  the  time  they  literally  do  not  shut  up  about  the  other  person,  for  better  or  worse.  or  it’s  messy  and  they  don’t  consider  them  enough.  it’s  VERY  one  or  another,  which never  turns  out  well.

one headcanon about this otp that breaks your heart.

AGAIN  too  many  to  choose  from  but  the  way  we  wrote  charlie  out  and  put  johnny  in  as  daisy’s  father  ?  astounding,  10  /  10  because  that  works  a  little  TOO  well  for  the  dynamics  that  played  out  with  gen  two  and  makes  cam’s  death  hit  a  little  HARDER.  also  we’ve  been saying  this  for  years  but  ivor  /  dom  interaction  pls.  the  scandal  of  it  all.  

one headcanon about this otp that mends it.     

soft  concept  is  the scooby  gang  (  there’s  no  freddie,  just  gay  daphne,  a  shaggy  and  scooby,  and  velma  )  having  elaborate  halloween  plans  every  year,  even  if  it’s  just  to  have  a  movie  marathon.  costumes  are  often  required,  and  dusty  LOVES  some  good  riddles,  so  she’ll  get  every  stoned  and  hide  clues  around  the  apartment  that  lead  to  the  snacks.

[thecircusfreaks]

1-91 (one for each muse)

NSFW asks

1:When did you lose your virginity?

Angelo lost his virginity at age 16 to a girl in his class. He had his first sexual encounter with a man at age 19.

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

Angela prefers rough sex

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

Asahi enjoys having sex while watching his fave pornstar on screen.

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

In a public lounge when in town for a meeting on Iram’s behalf.

5: Favourite sex position?

Chetan loves the cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. He basically enjoys riding his partner.

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

Choco enjoys to play submissive but he’s definitely a dominant bottom

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

Colt has had plenty of one night stands, so many he forgot to keep track of them.

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

Eichi’s prefered place to have sex would be on the couch. The bed is too basic and the floor too uncomfy.

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Eito has had sex in a public place, a sauna to be specific.

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Haruya has indeed been caught masturbating, which resulted into sex with a total stranger.

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

Hiashi doesn’t have a favorite kind of sexy underwear, he does like a thong on a guy, though.

12: How often do you have sex?

Currently Ichiro doesn’t have sex at all, he either is too absorbed in his work or he’s too lazy to make an effort. However, he has set his sight on someone.

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

Naturally that would be Iram’s lover, Ammon.

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Ivan is definitely a receiver.

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

It didn’t exactly happen during sex but oral sex instead. After getting his first blowjob he came and was unable to get hard for the actual thing.

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

Kane’s favorite rough song during sex is ‘You and Me and the Devil makes 3′ by Marilyn Manson.

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

Katsuo’s favorite song for slow sex is ‘Slowmotion’ by Trey Songz

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

Marcus prefers to get completely naked right away when he’s in the mood. He finds the exposed skin to be sexier than a naughty outfit.

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

Sex in a steamy shower is where Marito’s preference lies.

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

For Masahiko that would still be Shinya, even if he got to choose from every guy in the world.

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

Masaru has had plenty of threesomes. As a bisexual man, he has had them with two men, with two women and also with another man and a woman. He actually really like threesomes.

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

Nori only uses sex toys to masturbate, he wouldn’t use them during sex unless for a porn.

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

Ravah has not with the sole reason of being way behind on technology in the place where he lives.

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

Raynor doesn’t have a bestfriend. So, at this point his lover would be his bestfriend so that would mean yes.

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

Reina loves taking a shower together and drink a cold drink, may it be water or something else.

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

Renji loves a good make out session, that will certainly put him in the right mood.

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

Sanji prefers the early morning sex, it’s lazy and sloppy and he likes that.

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

Touma finds the rear of a girl to be lovely, even though he is not the type to stare at it when on the streets.

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

The arms of a man that is strong and muscular is a big fave of Seidou.

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

Shino is not that secretive, he hasn’t hidden anything that his brother, friends or boyfriend aren’t allowed to find. 

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

According to a guy Shuji was dating, he said that a frozen banana was a great replacement for a dildo to freeze a banana. Shuji didn’t like the idea, especially not when it was almost used on him when he slept. He woke up in time luckily.

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

Not on purpose. Shunsuke Once accidentally shot his load all over himself, getting some in his mouth by chance. It wasn’t all bad but he prefers the taste of another.

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

Between Sora and his boyfriend it is always fine to not use it. Neither men carry any deceases and it is not as if they have to worry about pregnancies.

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

Theodore likes smaller and sweeter fruits such as strawberries and grapes, that kind of stuff. Nothing too crazy.

35: Worst possible time to get horny:

For Thomas that would be during a dance performance, all those eyes directed towards him while he gets horny, that could be a problem.

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

Tohru enjoys it quite a lot when his sexual partner is vocal due to his actions.

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:

In touga’s eyes all fapping is too much fapping, he has people to give him handjobs, at the very least.

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:

That must have been from Yamashita’s late wife when she told him that he had the stamina of a young god.

39: Favorite foreplay activities:

Yamato loves to cuddle and make out, jerk each other off a bit before getting to the main piece.

40: What do you wear to bed?

Antoine mostly sleeps in a pair of boxers, if really too warm he sleeps naked as well.

41: When was the first time you masturbated:

Ayana tried it out the first time when she was 14 years old.

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

Calleigh doesn’t do such thing, she prefers to either show the guy in person or not show it at all.

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

For Elena outdoor sex has been quite a while, it’s hard to pinpoint an exact date but she has done it a few times out of curiosity.

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

Izumi wouldn’t exactly mind it. However, he doesn’t do it for the risk of getting caught, more because he can’t hold in his desires.

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

Kijima has never had a threesome and he has no plans of doing so either.

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

Kimi has used the circular handle of her hairbrush once, it wasn’t bad but definitely not good either.

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

Madelaine doesn’t really watch it but she has seen it a few times in her younger and wilder years. However, she is into men but girls are definitely more curious and into experimenting in her opinion.

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)

Naoya doesn’t know, he has only had sex once and oral wasn’t part of that.

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

Ellie doesn’t mind tattoos however, she prefers for them to be small and subtle and not distracting or a main focus.

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

Red thinks that at his day and age, it would be really weird to take someone’s virginity. On top of that, he’s not sexually active as much as in his younger years.

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

While not having any experience with it, Reiko just wouldn’t use any form of peppers during sexual encounters. That can’t be good in any way, shape or form.

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

If Safir was forced to make the decision, than he’d go for a pornstar because it seems more enjoyable and actually quite relaxed as well.

53: Do you watch porn?

Sango used to watch a fair bit of straight porn when he was in his teens, that became lesser over the years and he quit all together when his current relationship became serious.

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

Tadaaki has been by the previous porn studio where he was a cameraman. People thought he was freaky because he didn’t do any POV kind of stuff but he was getting erections all the time.

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

Xavi doesn’t find it the most comfortable thing but if he had no choice, he wouldn’t be bothered.

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

Yamada definitely wouldn’t mind, a bit of hair is actually pretty sexy to him.

57: If you could give yourself head, would you?

While Claude has tried in his adventurous teen years, he wouldn’t do it now. He rather has others do that for him.

58: Booty or Boobs?

Haruto prefers the booty by a long shot.

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

Chico has cheated on someone before, only because he knows that their romance is only based on the physical aspect and he doesn’t consider that a real relationship.

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

Shika is the type to explore his own body as a woman, have sex as a woman, go buy a bikini or lingerie, try out make-up and finally he wants to go to a ladies night when he is the correct gender.

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?

Other then on porn sites, Baku has not watched someone masturbate before.

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

Naozumi is pretty confident that has not happened to him, unless someone was peeking.

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

Troy has had this happen to him too many times. He’ll make sure to use that erection on said person as well.

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

Craig masturbates with a firm grip on his length and ocassionally fucks himself with a dildo while doing so.

65. What is your bra/penis size?

Sai’s penis size is 5.3″ inches.

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

Mai doesn’t like putting anything up her vagina other then a man’s penis or one of her toys. However, she keeps it simple with dildos and vibrators.

I didn’t get further cause I have no more muses that you have knowledge of or are connected to your muses xD

[forsaken-melodies]

Do the whole list I dare you

“Oh you just had to go and dare me didn’t you? Very well. You want a peek inside my head darling you have it.”

BY THE FATES this took forever. *snicker* I hope you find out what you were looking for! And remember, I’ll do this thing for ANY of my boys, if asked. NSFW is, of course, below the cut. I take no responsibility of you reading something you aught not, given that I have warned you!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

J’areth is heavy on cuddling. When he is with a partner he trusts enough to not simply quickie and run, the man is all about taking care of one another’s comfort after the fact, be it a nice soak and a nap, a small meal while clad in naught but the tousled sheets. He is as affectionate as one would expect of a solitary partner, to each and every one of his lovers, without fail.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Now that is difficult. A well made form is as good as a well written song to J’areth, and it doesn’t matter the verse, he likes them all! However if he had to pick, hes rather fond of lips, a well built jaw, masculine or feminine, and a throat he can nibble while the deed is done. He is a bit nippy when things get going after all!

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

When it comes to cream the catte has copious amounts of it, but never fear, he does his very best not to waste a single drop. Buried within his partner is where he finds his peak, unless otherwise asked. However if he must make a mess, he will insist that it gets cleaned up.. one way or another. This goes for his partner’s release as well, though depending on the flavor, he may insist on a bath in the tub instead, so make certain your diet is pleasing!!

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Secrets? What are those? Sweetie if you ask him he’s bound to tell you about anything he likes, he has very little true shame in the way of sex. (Though he has been known to be shy with those he harbors deep seated feelings for.) From toys to positions, top, bottom, switch, you name it, you ask, and he will give you a rather definitive answer of yes or no.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He has led a very… interesting… life up until this point. His first excursions to Ul’dah landed him in the debt of a particular Lalafel’s cronies… and he was forced to pay it off any way he could. Young then, he gained quite a bit of experience in the subject, early on it was forced, but he learned, survived, and then, thanks to the kindness and compassion of a very few souls, broke away from that life. Now, He simply does as such because he -enjoys- it. And he gets to pick WHO and WHEN… and he can say no. Something he never had the luxury of before. Experience? He has plenty, and he bets he can show you areas that you didn’t even know you HAD to gain pleasure from.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Positions depend upon the partner, relative size, gender, how rough or gentle they want it. Absolute favorites? Face to face, either laying down or sitting up, so that he can hold his partner, and often lavish them with kisses and nibbles. However if he is with a more.. dominant.. partner, never let it be said he didn’t enjoy being pinned against a wall or the bed and ravished until he can barely walk! 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

That entirely depends on his partner and their pleasure. If they are more relaxed, there may be some soft joking or taunting, a light bought of wrestling. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

His body hair is near non-existant save for a little darkened trail leading down from his navel to his nethers. Below the belt, it is well trimmed, shaped and everything is kept as velvet - soft as his fur or the hair on his head, and yes, everything is that ebony black, tinged with navy blue. Yes, my dears. that color is -natural-.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

This goes along with G. If they are more the romantic type, he can do that too, seriousness and silver tongued, singing his partner’s praises past little kisses. He lives to please, and will often cater his responses to his partner. HOWEVER, if it is someone he cares for, he will be more likely to be romantic, more-so than outright -sexual- with his actions. Massage, cuddling, sweet nothings and the like.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Masturbation? Yes. Often. Boy is insatiable. So much of his emotion is based upon -touch- that touching is often something he does to calm himself from a rough day, or even simply when he’s lonely, and none of his lovers are available. He will often picture one, or more often than not, more than one of them, sharing his bed and his form. If he is feeling -particularly- needy, he may combine one of his many toys with the act to enhance his daydreams.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Well, that’s a long list Lets go with simple things. He’s a biter. He uses his claws. He will attempt to be careful if asked, but when you are with this one expect to go home with a few ‘love marks’. He adores being able to make his partners growl, groan, moan or generally make a LOT of noise. His ears are sensitive, and his hearing extremely acute, and the reverberations of such noises during the act enhance it for him. He has been known to ‘play’ as someone’s affectionate pet, however he is just as eager to be the one holding the leash. Be forewarned, boy’s a switch.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Bed, bath and beyond? Seriously. Whether at home or somewhere in the wilds, he is equally happy. Partner have a kink for getting it on where they may get caught? J’areth would be more than happy to play into that role, just warn him ahead of time so he wears the right pants! In all fairness, where-ever his partner or partners are most comfortable tends to be his venue of choice. 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Teasing, sexual tension, foreplay. He LOVES getting all worked up and taking a tumble when he can’t hardly think straight. But he is equally fond of a slow build up, and can even enjoy imparting experience on those of lesser knowledge.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Honestly? No underage. That should be a given, in this day and age. Nothing to do with scat, nothing to do with vomit. There may be -mild- bloodletting from claws, or teeth, but NO gore, vore, or otherwise nasty things like that. Past these things, Ask. The worst that will happen is he will give you a funny look and tell you no if he doesn’t like the idea. He’s very open about communication, really.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Oh now that? THAT is a big favorite. He loves it. Giving, receiving? He’s all around fond of using that tongue of his to his partner’s absolute pleasure. He is quite skilled, and being a bard by class, one can just imagine what he can do, given the chance. (Oh, and a hint for male partners? No gag reflex, and he can purr while he goes down on you. Interested?)

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

That one depends on how worked up the two of you are before hand. He has been known to go a bit overboard with the foreplay, to  the tune of a really rough tumble wherever he and his partner fell, however he is equally at home taking HOURS pleasing one another. (and yes, he -can- last that long. Can you?)

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He’s been more than known to have a few of these. It can help relieve stress, bond, quickly with a busy partner, and when someone nearby is in heat, well. You can expect a fast rutting from the poor lad, so driven out of his senses by the scent. Don’t worry though, if that is the case, and you wanted something longer? Give him about a half an hour and he’ll be ready to go again, and this time, take his time doing it.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

You want to go at it in the middle of hostile territory? At the top of a tree, dangling over the branches? Sure, sounds fun! You just got this new swing from the leather worker and want to try it out? Game. Whips are a no go but the occasional spanking from a crop? Sure. Basically, along the lines of communication again. You want something from the catte, you gotta tell him. He’ll normally be game to try anything once, but if you don’t ask, you’re likely to get told to do it yourself!

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

As mentioned in previous questions, Hours. His longest session to date has been six hours but he is more than willing to test that limit. (and no, that wasn’t solid sex all the way through, lest you worry about friction rashes and the like.) As far as how -often- in a setting can he go at it? He’s got about four -good sized- releases in him before it becomes a bit too sensitive to be touched.. or looked at. Frequency? as previously stated, give him about a half an hour in between to catch his breath, and maybe cuddle a bit, and he will be ready to go again.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Yes. He has a variable box from the goldsmith, leather worker, and other shops. (along with several different scented lubes from an alchemist friend. Cause safety after all.) Between various sized plugs, cages, phallus’s, crops, blindfolds, bindings, Even a few strap ons for the more adventurous femme fatals. He’s a kinky boy. He’s certainly used many on himself, and is more than happy to use them on partners!

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh explicitly. He LOVES driving his partner up a wall, and down the other side with -wanting- him so bad they can barely speak the words. Rarely is it fair, often its dirty whispers or the subtle touch in public, where  they cannot react to it, to drive them insane by the time they are alone.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He purrs, he mewls, he yowls. He groans sweet nothings and praises the fates for bringing his partner to him. He is -very- vocal. (and you might want to make sure if you don’t want to be heard, the room is soundproofed, or tell him he -has- to be quiet. Fair warning, gags may be necessary.)

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Since joining his current free company, he has actually cut -back- on the random encounters. More so than not he has been spending his time either with his chosen lovers, or with close companions. It’s not that he won’t accept other advances, however when he has attempted to ‘find some strange’ in the past few weeks, They’ve all been engaged, and that rather killed his mood.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He is fairly average for a man standing at roughly 5′9″.He is 1.8 inches in Diameter, 5.5 inches flaccid, 8.5 inches erect. It is circumcised, kept immaculately clean, a slightly darker tan than the rest of his body, especially when aroused. He has a small steel ring through the frenum, which shines a bright sapphire blue. His scrotum is of average size as well, and holds fairly close to his form, is smooth, with a light dusting of hair, clearly kept as trimmed and clean as that which rests above his length.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

May as well be a rabbit or a randy teenager. The man’s sex drive is through the roof. Aroused at the drop of a hat, though keep in mind that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s -hard-. It might not -show- just how dirty his thoughts are, but believe me, they are.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

After the first go? No chance. Pulling an all nightter? by the end of it hes curled up like a content kitten who’s had all the fish and cream he could desire, ready for nothing more than a good snuggle and to purr his partner to sleep as he snoozes. 

@garlean-nonsense Thank you for the ask/dare. Hope you found out what you wanted to know! *wink*@ellwelune you said you were curious about the ask settup. You should totally do it too!

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sixteen weeks (chapter 3)

pairing: reddie chapters: 3/? rating: explicit tags: college AU, FWB

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Summary: Eddie and Richie are roommates in college, and after the events of one drunken confession they both agree it wouldn’t hurt to start casually hooking-up. Things go about as well as expected.

warnings: brief nsfw content

thanks to everyone who has left kind messages about the fic, I’m so happy you’re all liking it!! :D

enjoy! and merry holidays to those who celebrate! xx

Chapters: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

*

Eddie curses several times at he waits impatiently for his bus to pull up to his stop. Goddamn metro buses and not following the set times they're supposed to. Eddie hates to be late, but he reminds himself it's only Mike and Bill, and they're sure to understand.

He pulls out his phone and sends off a text to let them know he's running late, unless a miracle happens. It doesn't, because that's always been his shitty luck. Finally his bus arrives and he taps his card before taking a seat at the front, never caring for the louder transport patrons that liked to occupy the back half on the bus.

Close to half an hour later he's hopping off the bustling vehicle and heading back the way it came to turn left down a busy street filled with multiple shops and cafes. There's a particular one that Mike enjoys, claiming their triple choc fudge cake was to die for.

Eddie sees them both sitting out the front, enjoying the not too hot weather as fall claims the trees petals and leaves from the park across the street. Eddie waves to them as he approaches.

“Guys, hey,” he greets, finally reaching their table. Both of their faces light up and soon Eddie is caught in a MikeandBill sandwich as they squeeze him tightly. Eddie laughs happily, pushing them away lightly when he needs some air. “Sorry, bus was late,” he tells them.

“Yeah we figured that,” Mike laughs. He stops, and then touches almost curiously at Eddie's hair. “Hey, you do something different to your hair?”

“Uh, no?” Eddie says. “It's just longer, that's all.”

“Hmm,” Bill chimes in, and brushes a finger over Eddie's cheek. “Something's different...”

Eddie slaps his hand away with a scowl. “Nothin's different. Man, you guys are weird today.” His friends were sort of the philosophical types, and Mike was very big on studying people's auras. Eddie tried to understand it all in the beginning, but soon gave up and figured they must have both been some kind of Gods in another life.

“Well, I sure am hungry. Babe, want me to order for you?” Mike asks Bill. Bill smiles and nods, and Eddie and Mike step inside the cafe and line up at the register.

“You do seem different, in a good way, of course,” Mike continues saying, and Eddie busies himself with picking out a combination meal to get. “Did you have a good week?”

Classes had been much of the same for Eddie, but it was hard to deny the surprisingly awesome turn of events with Richie. Eddie glances at Mike briefly. “Uh, yeah. It was good. What about you two?”

Mike nods as he answers. “Great week. Oh – I got that promotion at work!”

“Hey, that's amazing!” Eddie smiles and claps Mike's shoulder. “Honestly, it's about time. You're practically running that place already.”

Mike shrugs, biting his lip bashfully. “I don't know about that...”

“It's true,” Eddie says, then having to turn to the lady behind the register to place his order. Mike greets her by name, and the two chat for a bit before they head back to their table.

Mike slides in next to Bill on the two-seater outdoor furniture that surrounds the table, and Eddie sits opposite them. Aside from being his best friends, Mike and Bill are probably Eddie's favourite couple. Watching them together always felt like a privilege in itself.

“Eddie, you get around to reading that book I was talking about?” Bill asks.

Eddie winces. “Shit, no. Sorry Bill, I got really caught up this week with assignments,” he says, and watches as Bill deflates a little. “But, um – I actually know someone at the library now who could probably find it for me.”

“Who do you know at the library?” Mike asks, brows raised. Whenever anyone mentions libraries, Mike's interest is instantly peaked.

“Oh, uh, this guy Ben. He... I met him at a party, actually.”

“A party?” Bill says, sounding as though this word is new for him. Or, that it's new for Eddie to say it in his presence. Eddie tries to hold back on an eye-roll.

“Yeah, a party. I know, I know, you're shocked to learn I went to one, I get it,” Eddie drawls out.

Mike seems to smother a laugh behind his palm while Bill shifts so he's sitting up straighter. “We think it's great, Eddie. We know...” Bill trails off, and then Mike turns to look at his boyfriend to speak with their eyes. Eddie both hates and loves how they can do that. “We're just glad you're meeting some people.”

Eddie looks down to the table, and his finger traces along the grain in the wood. He knows how his friends like to worry, and for the longest time Eddie was fine with just seeing them on weekends and going about his school week in relative isolation. Eddie knew it probably appeared sad to any outsider, but Eddie had convinced himself it shouldn't matter what was and wasn't considered socially acceptable behaviour.

“Eddie, you're amazing, so we're just happy to hear other people think so too,” Mike reassures him kindly. Eddie feels himself smile – Mike is never one to lie.

“So the party, did you just rock up to it?” Bill asks.

Eddie shakes his head once. “No, uh, my roommate Richie – you remember him? He invited me Friday night, and I just thought might as well check it out for once?”

“Richie?” Mike and Bill had met him in passing once at the beginning of the school year. “You always said how you guys never usually talk. Are you getting along now or something?”

“Uh,” Eddie shifts, caught on what to say. He chooses to not tell his friends about his and Richie's tentative deal – way less badgering to suffer through at the hands of his mother-hen friends. “Yeah we're... talking now, I guess? His friends are nice, too. They invited me to a gig their band is playing on Wednesday.”

“A band?” Bill perks up. It had been a dream of his to form one a long time ago, until writing became Bill's number one love.

“Yeah, so. Should be fun?” Eddie shrugs. He thanks the waitress with amazing timing when she brings over their drinks, and he uses it to distract his friends for now until they decide to bring up the topic again.

He thinks back to this morning when he woke up to Richie sucking along the dip in his hip, and the memory is enough to have Eddie smiling to himself.

Oh, yeah. They were definitely getting along in one way, alright.

*

Eddie and Richie couldn't find any free time to fool around later that night, so it was during the afternoon of Monday the next day when they could talk some more about their little arrangement, amongst other things.

Eddie wanted to make sure they both had clear understandings of what exactly they wanted to get out of this, what the limitations were, and if there were any boundaries to not cross while they were in bed together.

Currently, they were both stripped down to their boxer shorts and Richie had Eddie perched comfortably in his lap. Richie was kissing along Eddie's neck, and every now and then it would solicit a giggle from Eddie and in turn Richie would suck harder to distract him. He was really very good at it.

“So, you wanted to talk, yeah?” Richie asks him, while his fingers trace along the small bumps of Eddie's spine.

“Mhmm,” Eddie nods and accidentally bumps Richie's head. “Yeah, um. Just basic stuff, you know? Like, what – um – what things don't you like? And do like? And, like, are we still allowed to see other people... t-that kinda stuff,” Eddie stumbles when Richie cups Eddie's ass. Jesus, his hands, Eddie wants to groan.

“I see,” Richie breathes hotly next to Eddie's ear. Eddie does shove him away then.

“No ear stuff, I hate that,” Eddie says.

Richie nods, still touching Eddie's back soothingly. “Noted. Okay. So I guess what don't I like... well, I prefer to top... I don't like gags or care for blowjobs much, unless you're good at it.”

“Oh, I am,” Eddie grins and pulls Richie in for an open-mouthed kiss. He tugs at Richie's hair again, because he can.

Richie moans deeply. “Okay, and hair pulling is a yes.” He whispers along Eddie's lips. “I'm all for dirty talk and even some humiliation. Eating out's a plus. Also, how do you feel about semi-public situations?”

Eddie thinks it over as he nips along Richie's jaw. “Depends on where, exactly. So it's a tentative maybe for now.”

“Okay,” Richie says, and shifts their bodies together so their fronts are grinding in a tormentingly good way. Eddie rests their foreheads together.

“Manhandling, that's--” Eddie stifles the noises that want to escape his throat. “That's a yes, which has been a surprise for me. Um, praise. That's good. Nipple play, yes. Riding, too.”

Richie hums, bucking his hips up to create more friction. “And no-no's?”

“Involving ears and feet, ugh, no, ew. I don't care much for foreplay, I fall out of the moment easily. Unless you're good.”

“Oh, I am,” Richie mimics Eddie's words from before with a wink.

Eddie snorts. “If there's anything else, we'll tell each other , yeah?”

“Yep,” Richie pops the 'p' and then lifts Eddie up and drops his back to the bed. Eddie lands with a small 'oof' and then spreads his legs so Richie can settle between them. Eddie loves how wide Richie's shoulders are, how they just cloud every inch of Eddie's small frame. Richie plays with the band of Eddie's boxers, teasing lightly.

Eddie's relaxes, lost in the feeling of it all until about 30 seconds pass and his eyes fly open. “Hey,” he slaps at Richie's arm lightly. “Can you pass me my phone? I need to write something down.”

Richie quirks a brow but does as asked. “What is it? Reminder: Richie's dick is too good to handle – buy painkillers.”

“Ha ha,” Eddie begins to type in a note entry. “I rememberd the name of this song I've been trying to find. You know when you know next to none of the lyrics so it's impossible to Google it?”

“Yeah,” Richie says, now into the crook of Eddie's neck. “That's why I'm not the singer in my band. Also, I'm not that great at singing, but whatever.”

“Oh,” Eddie puts his phone back down and instead curls his hands around Richie's shoulders. “What do you play?”

“Wanna guess?”

Eddie frowns. “Keyboards?” he looks down at Richie's 'magic' fingers and recalls a pleasant memory of them in action.

“Nope.”

“Hmm,” Eddie leans over to kiss Richie's lips lightly before pulling away on a suck. “Bass?”

“That's Stan.”

“Lead guitar?”

“Ben.”

“Ah, drums!” Eddie says triumphantly. Unless this was some bizarre band that plays without drums. He's pretty sure they exist.

“Yep,” Richie says. “Now you get a reward.” and he yanks Eddie's boxers down.

“I only guessed it by process of elimination,” Eddie teases playfully.

“Oh, you're right. No reward, then,” Richie says solemnly, and begins to pull them back up. Eddie shoves him with an exhasperated laugh.

“So, other rules. Like, other people...” Eddie starts but grows distracted when Richie moves down to lick at Eddie's inner thigh. “Firstly, are we telling anyone?”

“Uh,” Richie lifts his head up in thought. “Only if you want to.”

“Maybe we'll keep it secret for now?” Eddie offers. Things are way less complicated that way, and so no other potential partners feel as though they're imposing.

“Okay.” Richie goes back to Eddie's thigh. In some kind of gentlemanly way Eddie figures Richie must be happy to go along with whatever Eddie proposes.

“So we're... exclusive roommates with benefits, then. And if we want to hook up with anyone else at some point, we don't bring them back here, yeah?”

“I never have, but yeah.”

“Never?” Eddie asks curiously.

“We didn't know each other that well – felt rude to kick you out of our room. And girl's bed are always cleaner, anyway,” Richie winks lewdly.

“Well I wouldn't know,” Eddie deadpans.

“Right.”

“Although with my track record, I doubt suddenly sleeping with you will magically cure my horrible streak of never meeting anyone in this city,” Eddie jokes. But if only to cover every base he adds: “And if we wanna date...?”

“Not a problem for me, remember?” Richie reminds him.

“Right,” Eddie sighs, falling back and settling into the freshly cleaned sheets he'd washed this morning. “But if I wanna date, then... I guess we end it, right?”

“Unless any potential partner you have is also okay with you getting some from your roommate on the down low,” Richie chuckles, and then runs his tongue up Eddie's half-hard dick. Eddie shivers as he feels himself twitch against Richie's mouth. “If their dick isn't as big as mine, then you're always welcome back in Tozier Manor, Eds.”

“Don't--” the call me that is stuck on his tongue when Richie sinks his warm mouth down low on Eddie's dick. “Hnnnnggg--”

Eddie is glad he only showered a few hours ago after his third class had ended. He clutches at Richie's hair and notices it's even softer today. He makes a mental note to ask Richie what kind of conditioner he uses. Richie hollows his cheeks exceptionally well and sucks around him hard, and Eddie resists the strong urge to fuck up into Richie's mouth. There's no way Eddie wants to test any kind of gag reflex right now.

Richie lifts off him with a wet sound, keeping Eddie teetering on the edge. Eddie shoots Richie what he hopes is is most intense death glare in retaliation.

Richie bites down on an obvious grin. “I know you're trying to be threatening, but you just look cute.”

“Oh my god, I'm seriously gonna kill you if you don't mack on my dick in the next ten seconds.”

*

“So, it's really okay that I'm coming to this gig?” Eddie asks again. He's sure he's annoying Richie by now with all of his repeated questions, but dammit, he couldn't help feeling extremely awkward just thinking about seeing all of Richie's friends again.

Even when he'd seen Ben again at the library after that party, it's not like Eddie and Richie had slept together yet. They'd only sort of agreed an hour previous, all the while recovering from what felt like downing half a bottle of vodka. But now, now, Eddie had to go and talk to all of Richie's friends at the same time as his brain oh so helpfully chanted to him you're sleeping with Richie and his friends have absolutely no fucking clue but if they did they'd probably all have a good laugh about it behind your back.

Okay, no, Eddie's sure they wouldn't do that. Maybe.

“Dude, seriously, it's cool,” Richie reassures him again. He's typing something on his phone as they walk down the street. A stobie pole appears and Eddie is tempted to let Richie walk into it but guides him away at the last second. “My friends like you, remember?”

“All I hear from that is that you don't like me,” Eddie mumbles.

“I don't sleep with people I hate, Kaspbrak,” Richie says and pockets his phone. “That's gotta be a form of tempting Satan somehow, I'm sure...”

Eddie side-eyes him. “Alright. Fine. Let's go play some music and have a marvelous time, if I must.”

“That's the spirit.”

The bar – more of a dive, really – comes into view halfway down the street, and Eddie can say he's never once been here. He's never even heard of this joint – shows how much he gets out, really. The Penny, it was called, and as soon as you step inside it's hard to ignore the walls lined with thousands of penny's. They even have a display case of penny's featuring one from each year since 1902.

The band stage was set up in the far corner of the room, and Eddie could see Ben and Bev already setting up their equipment. Richie used the house drums, apparently, but brought his own sticks.

“Stan lives at home, so I do all of my practising in his garage,” Richie tells him. He waves hello to Ben before heading over to the bar. There's a bald guy with a footlong beard serving, and he greets Richie with a two finger salute.

“Steve, man, you good? Also, one beer, and--” Richie points behind to Eddie to place an order.

“Oh, vodka soda, thanks,” Eddie rushes out.

Steve nods and disappears for a bit. There's a decent enough crowd already here, and Richie thinks it'll pick up in half an hour or so. Steve returns with their drinks and says Eddie can order more under the band's name if he wants.

“C'mon, you can re-introduce yourself to Bev,” Richie says and leads the way to the back.

Eddie follows and winds through the other patrons sitting amongst the round wooden tables, all of them loud and most of them looking to be in their forties. There was some rock music already playing from the speakers, and Eddie realises he never asked what music Richie and his friends play.

“Mostly soft rock, a bit of punk,” Ben shrugs a few minutes later. “Bev picks most of it to suit her voice.”

“Wait 'till you hear the full power of this bad boy,” Bev winks as she gestures to her mouth. “Nothin' but panties dropping left and right.”

“In this case, mainly briefs,” Eddie says as he obseves the room.

“Hey guys,” a new voice says, and Eddie turns to see Stan rock up with a guitar case in hand as he tries to manoeuvre around the bustling drunkards.

“Stan the Man,” Richie grins. “Buddy, you know Eddie?”

“Hey, yeah,” Stan nods before pulling out a bottle of antibacterial and squirting some into his hand. “Nice to have someone our age in the crowd for once.”

“Hey, we draw in our demographic,” Ben argues, but it sounds weak. “Okay, only sometimes. I think people are still too scared to come back here ever since that triple homicide last year.”

Eddie blinks rapidly as he looks at all of their faces in shock.

“Kidding, he's kidding,” Richie laughs into his fist. Eddie glares at him.

When it comes time for them all to take their places on stage Eddie finds a free table near the front and sits himself down, cupping his drink with both hands and immediately hating that he's sitting here all by himself like a socially inept loser.

Next time, I'll bring Mike and Bill, Eddie thinks, and then frowns. If there is a next time, that is.

“Hey all you losers out there getting wasted on a Wednesday night,” Bev speaks into the mic, her voice switching to sultry drawl. Richie takes his place behind the drum kit and ties a red bandanna around his forehead. “Thanks for coming out to see us. Or thanks for sticking around to hear us. Either way, we can all be losers together tonight.”

There are drunken cheers from several tables, and Eddie just hopes Richie really was kidding and no one is going to just randomly stab him or something. He eyes off the closest guy near him just in case.

“To start us off, we'll be playing a classic...” Bev finishes as the lights change to a dark purple and Ben plays the first keys of the song.

After their first set is over, Eddie can admit they're actually pretty decent, for a simple garage band. Bev has great control of her voice and surprises Eddie with how many genres of music she can master. Ben just looks proud of her as he plays, while Stan seems to enjoy his own little bubble off to the side.

And Eddie can see now why Richie chose to play drums. His jittery energy is put to great use as he goes back and forth with the drums and symbols, grinning proudly as he hits every one of them with a confidence Eddie wishes he could possess.

Other patrons talk throughout most of it, but Eddie enjoys the theatrics of it all and doesn't mind so much in the end that he's by himself. They all join him for drinks during a brief intermission, and Eddie finds himself laughing quite a lot as Richie's friends go on about past gigs and several accounts where Richie actually got kicked out for causing too much customer service misconduct.

“Wait, you tried to start a bar fight?” Eddie interrupts the story mid-way.

“Yes, tried.” Stan says.

“Hey, if someone's gonna make sexist jokes about my girl Bevvie you can bet your ass I'm gonna attempt to punch someone with no previous knowledge as to how,” Richie says confidently as he and Ben cheers to that.

“That was also the same day I switched from Samsung to iPhone.” Bev says. “What a wild ride.”

By the time they're almost finished with the second set, Eddie see's a group of girls and guys sitting across to his right, presumably around his age. Or, they're more likely legal than he is. Two girls catch his attention as they not so subtly point towards the stage, either at Stan or Richie, or both. Eddie isn't sure if Stan is seeing anyone currently, or if he even swings that way, but one of the girls seems closer to Richie's type, based on what little Eddie has seen of Richie with female lovers.

He ignores them for a while, until their show is over and Bev is thanking everyone again for sticking through the whole thing. Eddie blows out a whistle and smiles encouragingly at them all when they make their way back over.

“Nice, you guys finished strong. I really like Oasis,” Eddie says.

“Thanks Eddie,” Bev smiles as she brushes her sticky fringe out of her eyes. She and Ben talk quietly together, and Eddie takes a sip of his drink and watches as the two girls from before slowly approach Richie and Stan who are standing some metres away.

They both turn and give the girls smiles, and the typical 'great show' and 'thank you' must play out as the girls tilt their heads shyly as they step a little closer in an obvious flirt. The one Eddie pegged as Richie's type was now standing on her toes slightly as she moves to say something in Richie's ear, and Eddie holds back an eyeroll at how easily that play worked.

Richie appears keen to whatever it is she said to him, twirling a drum stick in one hand like a complete tosser and Eddie figures he'll be heading home by himself tonight.

But then Ben and Bev call him over to get more drinks, so he guesses tonight wasn't a complete failure. He smiles and follows them.

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Hi! Can i get some general head canons for Gai with an S/O who's been a close friend since forever basically? SFW and NSFW please? And like, when he's trying to woo her what he'd do? Dude doesn't get enough attention from fans and he's such a sweetie…. I gotta know what's up!

AHHHH YESSSSS I love Guy Sensei so much!!! He’s unfortunately apart of the “amazing characters that don’t get NEARLY as much recognition as they deserve” gang :’( So here you go! I also apologize, this became way more backstory-y and less headcanon-y than I intended ahaha, I hope it’s alright :) ~Admin Song

Might Gai being Friends with His S/O a Long Time Before Dating Them

SFW

• The way I picture it, you and Guy are inseparable. Constantly challenging each other to physical challenges- even though he always wins, he loves encouraging you and is your number one cheerleader. You share meals and talk about everything. It gets to the point where Tenten, Neji, and even Lee are suspicious of unspoken romance. They see you two hanging out all the time, and you’ve tagged along for a few training sessions (spectating lol).

•  Guy’s feelings creep up on him. The more time he spends with you, the more he’s confused about what’s happening. Why is he going red every time he pins you to the ground during a sparring match? Or when you’re soaked with sweat and wipe your brow with your shirt, exposing your belly? Oh yeah, it’s suuuuch a mystery. Tenten’s shaking her head in the corner and Neji refuses to watch. Lee’s like “boy aren’t they good pals!”

•  Finally Tenten’s like “so Guy Sensei, are you and *insert name* a thing?” Guy’s completely caught off guard, his world’s exploding. He’s never thought of that possibility before, he treasured the friendship so much. But the more he things about it, the more it clicks. Every touch between you two is electric and the way you laugh is honey to his ears. He finds your harsh breathing after the final push of a brutal workout terribly appealing and somehow even sensual.Yep, he’s definitely fallen for you.

• Burdened by this newfound understanding, Guy struggles to stay composed around you. Now he knows why it’s impossible to concentrate when you’re around, and finds himself growing suddenly self-conscious of his otherwise normal habits. He’s a physical guy, but suddenly second-guesses putting his hand on your shoulder or patting you on the back. His still the same confident Guy, but more stumbling and scrambling. His words jumble like alphabet soup when he talks to you, and you notice he doesn’t (or rather can’t ) hold eye contact for long.

• Frustrated by the recent turn of events, Guy finally decides to grab the bull by the horns and ask you on a date. After all, why waste anymore of the precious time he could otherwise be spending with you? Seize the day! He springs it on you after a training session, during which it’s obvious he’s holding back something BIG. When you say yes, he’s ecstatic, picks you up and swings you around, stops, apologetically puts you down, and dashes off into the sunset with the renewed energy of the energizer bunny.

• Training dates are a thing. A couple that trains together stays together. At the end of the day you two are knocked out in bed, wrapped around each other and snoring.

• LOVES showing you off. Guy’s constantly bragging about you to his friends, his students, his rival, everyone and anyone that will listen. He loves taking you out on the town to restaurants, lavishing you with the very best because it’s the least that you deserve.

NSFW

• The first time he kisses you is during training. You’re holding a plank and Guy leans down and is like “yeah you can do it!” when he’s all of the sudden smitten by your expression and suddenly his lips are on yours. He’s SO kind and polite, and would never pressure you into anything, but you notice his hands linger longingly as he corrects your form, on your hips and stomach, under your arms and sides. Guy doesn’t want to cross a line and make you uncomfortable.

• When you finally do have sex, it’s bed-breaking rambunctious and wild. Guy’s hands roam all over you, tightly squeezing your softest parts and pulling you close. He’s a strong man, and while he does try to be careful, it’s difficult to contain the extent of what he wants to do to you. The morning after the first time you have sex, you can hardly walk. Of course Guy’s a sweetheart about it, serving you breakfast and helping you everywhere.

• This man takes CARE of you. He trails kisses all down your collar bone to your belly and down past your hipbones, licking your most sensitive areas. Guy doesn’t stay down there for long though, he’s always moving and suddenly he’s sucking on your neck or nipple.

• He can’t really help it, being as strong as he is, but Guy fucks hard. He always starts slow and gentle, but as the heat builds he gets so excited that soon he’s right up inside you and going. Dude compensates with MAJOR foreplay so you’re always prepared and relaxed enough.

• If you give Guy a blowjob he melts. It astounds him that this amazing person wants to pleasure him, and something about you on your knees really turns him on.

• Post-sex, you’re exhausted and sweating and breathing hard. Guy’s probably fine, but he’s got the stamina of a fucking god. He’ll wrap you up in his arms and pull you close, stroking your arm or back as you drift off. To him, watching your eyes slip shut and your mouth part is part of the satisfaction of sex.

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It’s never okay to talk about an ex’s penis size

(Picture: Ella Byworth for Metro.co.uk)

Let me begin by saying that I’m extremely reluctant to disagree with anything Ariana Grande says or does.

She is our lord and saviour. She created grande-ing, helped bring BDE into the mainstream, and gifted us with bops fitting for every moment of heartbreak and restoration.

She is an icon.

But Ariana is also, shockingly enough, a human being, so she can get things wrong.

That she did, when she made repeated references to her ex-fiancé’s penis.

Cast your mind back to the thank u, next video, in which Ariana writes ‘huuuuge’ next to a photo of Pete, discusses his big… teeth, and slaps a BDE (big dick energy, for anyone not in the know) badge on the driver in the Legally Blonde section.

We laughed along, analysed photos of Pete Davidson wearing sweatpants, and focused on dissecting every other bit of the video.

Before that, Ariana responded to multiple references about the size of Pete’s penis, at one point answering a question about the length of her song, Pete Davidson, with: ‘Like 10 inches?….oh fuck….I mean….like a lil over a minute.’

(Picture: Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)

Now, Pete Davidson has mentioned how he felt about all those discussions of his dick in the form of a joke at a stand-up set.

And, as loath as I am to say it, he actually has a point.

‘I don’t like that she talked all that shit for my penis,’ he said.

‘Everything is huge to her. Why would she tell everyone that I have a huge penis? So that every girl who sees my dick for the rest of my life is disappointed?’

He doesn’t seem huuuugely upset, thankfully, but the joke brings up an important line in the sand about what’s appropriate to discuss when it comes to the intimacies of your relationship.

Is it okay to talk about the penis of someone you had sex with? Is it okay if you’re being complimentary?

I’m going to say no, it’s not.

But before we get into that, let me acknowledge that Pete doesn’t really have a leg to stand on when it comes to the appropriateness of things to joke about.

This is the man who joked about swapping out his then-girlfriend’s birth control pills to lock her down with a pregnancy, loudly proclaimed that he used to masturbate to photos of her, and, before they were dating, joked about the Manchester terror attack on stage.

Pete is not some poor, innocent victim here. He’s done a lot of shitty stuff.

But two wrongs don’t make a right, and while most of Pete’s shittiness has been pretty specific to him (how many of us are comedians planning to talk about our extremely famous significant others in a recorded interview?), discussions of an ex’s penis size are one of those things that a lot of us might find ourselves doing.

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We’re just being sexually empowered, right? What was Sex and the City for if not to make us drink cosmos and feel free to chat about dream dicks over brunch?

Not so, I’m afraid.

The wrongness of chatting about someone else’s penis comes down to consent and privacy.

When you have consensual sex with someone, part of the deal is that they get to see your genitals and vice versa. They even get to touch them, the lucky sods.

The knowledge of the parts of their body that usually remain covered is a privilege, granted with trust and passion. They get undressed and they bare themselves to you, giving you permission to know every physical part of them and keep that information as a personal memory, gifted as part of your sexual experience.

I’m sorry, I know that sounds extremely corny and emotional, but stay with me.

If you were to use that moment to snap a photo without asking ‘hey, is it cool if I do this?’, your sexual partner would rightly be upset. They didn’t agree to that.

If you then posted that photo online without their permission, that would be revenge porn, which is entirely not allowed.

Obviously, talking about someone’s penis is not the same as revenge porn. Saying someone is huge is not the equivalent of posting photos of someone’s naked body online.

But it sits on the outskirts of the same circle of not-okay-ness.

The details of your sexual partner’s genitals, and the rest of their body, have been shared with you, not with whoever else you fancy telling. It’s something that people generally like to keep private, and choose who they let in.

Even if you’re being complimentary, by discussing the usually hidden body parts of someone you’ve slept with, you’re crossing a major line of personal privacy, denying them the right to keep personal details just to themselves and to people with whom they choose to share them.

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It’s like telling someone else’s secret that they told you in confidence. It’s not your secret to tell just because you’ve heard it, it’s theirs.

And – not to explain the basics of empathy – imagine how you would feel to know that people you’ve never met have discussed your body parts at length, offering their views on the description of your vulva and declaring that they wouldn’t like a man with balls that hang that low.

It feels creepy, doesn’t it? Like someone looking through your diary or nosing around your underwear drawer.

When it’s positive (he’s massive) it’s crossing a boundary of respect and privacy, and when it’s negative, it’s body shaming, plain and simple.

There are caveats to this rule of never, ever discussing an ex’s peen, of course.

If you ask them first if it’s okay to discuss their penis at length, and they say yes, you’re in the clear – they’ve consented to the details being shared far and wide.

If they are a person who shares photos of their schlong publicly on the internet, yes, it’s probably up for discussion.

But beyond that, it’s simple, just the very basic details of a penis – its length, its colour, its curve, its pubic stylings – are not public information unless the owner of said penis has consented to that being the case.

Allow the hidden parts of people to remain private. Rather than telling everyone that your ex’s penis is massive, let those who are allowed to unzip his trousers discover that happy secret for themselves. Instead of spreading the word that you think someone has a tiny dick, allow others to make up their mind.

Oh, and remember that penis size really, really isn’t everything, and that by reducing all the intimacies of your sex life down to ‘he was really big’ or ‘his left ball was bigger than his right’, you’re ignoring all the intricacies of sex that lead to pleasure – the emotions, the techniques, the foreplay. It’s reductive, and by chatting about sex simply in terms of penis size, you’re upholding the negative idea that that’s what sex is all about.

Your ex’s penis belongs to them. It’s up to them who they share it with, whether in its literal form, through a photo, or a vivid verbal description.

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Album Review by Bradley Christensen Boston – Self-titled Record Label: Epic Release Date: August 25 1976

Now that we’re on the last of the 70s reviews, we have to make this last review count, because this is the big finale. My last couple of reviews were about the same kind of thing – albums that were technically good, but they were ultimately generic, so if you weren’t into the kind of music that they played, you wouldn’t be too crazy about the album itself. To close things out, I’m going to talk about an album from one of these genres that actually works for me, because it manages to be unique, interesting, and well done. That album is the 1976 self-titled debut album from hard-rock / arena-rock band Boston. I’ve been a fan of Boston for many years now, as they were one of the first classic rock bands that I ever heard, but I never have gotten a copy of their debut album for whatever reason. All of my favorite songs here on this album, but I’ll get to that in a bit. I figured it was high time to get this album, but the reason that I’ve always loved Boston is for how unique, interesting, and awesome they are. It’s funny, because when this band first formed, and they were about to release this album, there was some concern about whether or not a guitar-based album come make waves in the current music landscape, since disco was the popular style of music that people wanted to hear in the mainstream. That’s not to say rock music wasn’t a thing, or it didn’t exist, but it just took a backseat. The reason I find this funny is not only because the album was a major hit, but history repeats itself. People whine about how there’s not enough guitars on the radio today, but I think it’s because the right band or song hasn’t come along yet. There are a handful of reasons why Boston’s self-titled became a huge hit, though (it’s one of the best selling albums of all time, actually), as well as why this band is awesome.

Let’s not waste any time, shall we? Boston is the kind of hard-rock band, or rock band in general, that really showcases how this genre can be done well. Hell, a lot of hard-rock bands are either influenced by this band or directly copy other bands that are influenced by Boston. They’re the first band to pioneer the formula that ever hard-rock band adheres to nowadays, whether it’s the huge, sweeping, and epic vocals, a focus on hooks, and throwing a guitar solo during the bridge (as well harder-edged guitars throughout the entire song). That’s basically what works about this record, however. The vocals on thing are absolutely insane, and not only are they very awesome, but there’s a focus on balancing hooks with the “guitar-based” sound that they have going on. When people whine about bands sounding “too poppy,” just show them any song from this album, because it shows how to do balance that out nicely. The hooks are very good, though, as they’re very intense, powerful, and catchy. Having a great frontman helps, too. The lyrics are probably my least favorite aspect of this band, and I’ll admit, they’re pretty boring, but at the same time, they’re harmless and fun, so I don’t mind them, but I’d be lying if I said the lyrics were all that great. With that said, the instrumentation more than makes up for it, because there’s a really unique sound that this band has. They’re able to combine pop hooks, a hard-rock / arena-rock sound, as well as some prog-rock synthwork every now and again. Hell, the track “Foreplay / Long Time” is an eight-minute prog-rock song that would fit onto a Rush or Yes album. It’s very interesting, and that’s another reason why this band stood out from the pack. They not only brought a more accessible sound to guitar-based music, especially with a pop sensibility, but they brought some other unique ideas, too, and it worked for them.

Because I don’t like the lyrics that much (despite how they’re ultimately harmless and fun), I can’t say this album is perfect, but it’s definitely unique. If you’re a fan of rock music, and you haven’t listened to Boston, or just listened to this album, you’re doing yourself a disservice. Some of the best rock songs ever made are on here, including “Smokin’,” “Foreplay / Long Time,” “Rock ‘N Roll Band,” “More Than A Feeling,” and many more. What these guys did for music is on the more subtle side of things. They didn’t pioneer a brand new genre, nor did they use any new production techniques, but what they did was they tweaked a genre a bit. That genre is, obviously, hard-rock, but they added a lot to it. Like I said earlier, a lot of hard-rock bands either are directly influenced by them, and their sound, or they’re influenced by other bands that were influenced by them. I can’t tell you how many hard-rock bands I’ve listened to that try to emulate this sound, and ultimately fail, whether it’s because their vocalist isn’t that good, or they don’t know how to balance having a harder-edged sound with a pop sensibility. Boston did it just right, and this album ended up being a huge hit for that reason, especially in a time when no one thought their sound could reign supreme. It just goes to show you that anything is possible. I mentioned earlier that if you want to show a rock fan that whines about there not being enough guitars on the radio, you should show them this record, but also explain that this album managed to be a hit, despite being released in a time when disco music was most popular. That’ll shut them up, I’m sure.