#is it better to bash your head against a wall until your nose bleeds everyday so you don’t have to be alone or is it better to be alonewhere
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the more posts and reviews i look at the more i sense that the way my brain interpreted the movie that led to the last 10 minutes leaving me a sobbing wreck who had to scream into a pillow on the floor is Not the common consensus lmao
#to feel the need to violently and irrevocable change something about yourself in order to be in a relationship bc the alternative is even#worse. does your initial connection vanish when something beyond your control changes some aspect of you?#is it better to bash your head against a wall until your nose bleeds everyday so you don’t have to be alone or is it better to be alonewhere#every ounce of potential connection is treated as a crime by your peers? or is it better to brave the city alone where it is literally a#crime to be single. this says more about me than about the movie but#if i lived in that world i would rather go the way of the biscuit woman than blind myself for love. i don’t want a forced connection that#i’d be prepared to kill a friend over just to keep the lie secret from the world. i have more to say but im stopping now lmfao
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Cartoon-Force/My Hero Academia Story:Ed’s New Monster
(Starting off as a normal day-our story begins at a station-whose occupants are regular everyday citizens.........and the friends and family of Ed the Cartoon-Enforcer,his sister Sarah and her Best Friend Jimmy)
Jimmy:(In awe of the MHA Japan)Can you believe it Sarah-a city full of heroes?”
Sarah:Basically like at home?”
Jimmy:Teehee,no silly,unlike Ed and his......’friends’ these are legal heroes”
Double D:I agree Jimmy-the fact that since this world’s individuals gained their powers or quirks as they’re called-seemed an appropriate move to create licensed heroes to better use their powers”
Eddy:Geez Double D-not all of us speak egg-head”
Kevin:Nice one(Fist bumps Eddy)”
Rolf:This son of a Shepard does not need fancy powers to kick butt”
Johnny:Still I like my ‘Zilla’ powers any day of the week”
Nazz:Does come in handy”
Johnny:Oh yes it do.......”
(But in the next mere seconds an explosion is made......but who made it????)
Shigaraki:Hello foreigners from different ‘universe’ we are the League of Villains and we’re here to snuff out those of you who are ‘phony’ heroes-Toga,Dabi,Muscular,Mustard,Spinner,Magne,Moonfish,Compress,go have fun”
Toga:(Smiling)YAAAAAY”
Muscular:Finally a chance to finally kill
Dabi:Kill any civilians and I’ll burn your ass”
Mustard:Who cares(bringing out his revolver)they’re not our civilians”
(As the villains attack the Cul-De-Sac Crew hide)
Jimmy:Are those.....?”
Johnny:Yep-Ed warned us about them-Kevin,Jimmy can you protect the girls while they call Ed and the C-Force for help?”
Kevin:Well yeah?”
Nazz:But wait what are you,Eddy,Double D and Rolf gonna do?”
Johnny:What heroes always do(transforms into Johnny-Zilla)BEAT THE BAD GUYS!!!!!!”
Shigaraki:Who are these guys?”
Muscular:Who cares-I call the freak,the rest of you can take the shrimps”
Rolf:(Going toe-to-toe with Spinner and Magne)Rolf is no shrimp-Rolf is Rolf”
Double D:(Helping Eddy fight Compress)Besides”
Eddy:We got experience taking down crap-sacks like you lot.....”
Double D:Language Eddy”
Eddy:NOT NOW SOCK-HEAD!!!!!”
Sarah:(Calling Ed)Come on you big Lummox come on.....”
(Elsewhere the Cartoon-force just took down a drug smuggling operation)
Charles:Well that’s the last of the ‘Trigger’ sellers”
Midoriya:Glad you guys can help”
Kirishima:Yeah,but why did you help us anyway-got bored with those animals in the suits?”
Artemis:The GSD are good allies,but it does feel to be here”
Ed:Hmm(feels his phone vibrating)Hey it’s my.......and it’s from my baby sister......”
Aizawa:He has a sister??”
Ed:Hey Baby Sister-sorry I’m not.......what......where?????”
(Back at the Station)
Sarah:At the Toshikaiwa Inter-dimensional Train Station-we’re........(feels woozy from some kind of gas)we’re getting sleepy.....”
Ed:Sarah?........SARAH????????”
Mustard:Uh Uh Uh-can’t have you brats ruin our fun........(disappears into the smoke)”
Jimmy:Sarah.......I got too......”
Mustard:Scratch one twerp(points his revolver to Jimmy)”
Sarah:(Sees the villain about to shoot Jimmy)Jimmy.....NOOOO(pushes Jimmy out of the way.......only to be the one the bullets hits)GAAAAAH”
Mustard:Ha-dumb kid”
Jimmy:SARAH!!!!!........”
“NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!”
(The Cartoon-Force arrive but they arrived too late as Ed sees his baby sister bleeding on her side from the bullet)
Ed:(Looking at Mustard and growing more angry)YOU!!!!!!”
Mustard:Oh Crap.....”
Dabi:The CFs are here Shigaraki......”
Shigaraki:I see-TIME TO RETREAT......NOW NOMU(And a Nomu with teleportation powers helps them escape)”
Muscular:(After his fight with Johnny)You’re lucky punk”
(The League escapes but Sarah’s attacker leaves among them-leaving Ed to cradle his sister-now at the Hospital)
Ed:How is she?”
Doctor:She’s alive but......”
Ed:But?”
Doctor:.....(shows an x-ray of her spine)the bullet she was hit with caught her spine-she’ll live but there’s a chance she may never walk again....”
Ed:No........”
Jimmy:(Crying)It’s my fault”
Ed:No it’s not.......it’s those ‘League of Monsters’ fault......”
Johnny:I know that look Ed....”
Eddy:And whatever you’re doing-we’re in”
Nazz:No Ed-you’re not about to do something stupid”
Double D:Nazz is right-Sarah needs you Ed”
Eric:His sister was shot by an adolescent ass-hole,I say Ed needs this”
Jimmy:(Sniffling his nose)I’m in too....”
“You’re not doing anything”
(Everyone looks to see All-Might,Endeavor,Aizawa and Midnight enter the hospital)
Ed:What did you say????”
All-Might:What Endeavor means is the League is our jurisdiction and.....”
Ed:(Angrily)ONE OF THEM SHOT MY BABY SISTER!!!!!!!!”
Aizawa:We understand Ed but you’re too angry to be thinking straight”
Eric:Honestly I thought you stopped your League problem years ago”
Endeavor:Things have come up-”
Midnight:We promise the villain who shot her will be put to justice”
(Ed without saying a word walks outside to the roof of the building-accompanying him is his fellow CFs)
Ed:I want to be alone(without looking at them)”
Charles:Ed you know I above all people know your pain-though I won’t condone your actions I want you to know.....”
Jerome:We’re gonna help you track the bastards down”
Ed:What about the heroes?”
Jar Jar:Mesa and Artemis will handle themza”
Ed:Really you’d do that for me?”
Eric:I lost my sister too-I failed to put her murderer to justice but I’ll be damned if I can’t help you”
Ed:You guys.......(tearing up)let’s do it.....”
(For 4 weeks Ed and the Cartoon-Force members as well as the Vigilantes have took down every street punk who have or had ever been a part of the League of Villains-they reached dead ends until one chatty thug told them about the guy who formed them to begin with........a villain named Grain)
Grain:(Waking up to darkness and something wet on his face)Uh whuh......where am I.....what’s on my face...?”
Ed:I’m gonna ask you some questions-and you’re gonna answer them”
Grain:Please-I deal with villains-how would you people prove different?”
Ed:Because of this(Opens Grain’s eyes to show him on top of the biggest building in Japan)”
Grain:OH GOD(sees his blood across his head)is...is that my BLOOD????”
Ed:I want the names and powers of the monsters who attacked the Toshikawa Inter-Dimensional Train Station”
Grain:You.....you won’t hurt me you’re a hero”
Ed:A hero who at this very moment doesn’t give damn if you live or die-but will let you go if you give me the names and powers of the Monsters who attacked the station-and my arm is getting really tired”
(So scared for his life Grain told Ed about the League’s members and Ed let him go......before slugging him in the face and leaving him for the cops)
(At the Leagues base)
Mustard:There’s a group of guys taking down any villain whose been associated with us...”
Muscular:Who cares we can take them.....”
(Dabi appears with some news)
Dabi:Compress is back from Patrol-turns out one of the CFs at the station is taking us down-just beat up Grain and sent him to jail”
Compress:I think it was the one whose sister was shot by Mustard”
Magne:Great-thanks a lot Mustard now some psycho is going to take us out”
Muscular:Hey he only wants Mustard I say let them have the worthless bastard”
Mustard:What did you say you muscle bound moron???”
Muscular:What you called me shorty?”
Shigaraki:Enough-if anything Grain told him about our base-so we need to escape fast.....”
(Just then the lights go off then smoke appears)
Ed:The League of Villains......a group of freaks and outcasts......whose only purpose is to spread chaos and hurt or kill people........like my baby sister.......I have no reason to fight the rest of you so I’m gonna let you go........I just want Mustard.........”
Shigaraki:Too bad....that’s not gonna happen”
(The lights turn on and Ed shows himself)
Magne:Oh please he’s just one guy.....”
Toga:We can take him......”
(Ed attacks the villains and gains the upper hand beating them down as fast and as hard as he can-only to be sucker punched by Muscular)
Muscular:HA.........you think you can handle us all by your own,are you that confident or just too stupid??”
Ed:(Furious)SHUT UP!!!!!!(but before landing a punch on Muscular he is stabbed by Toga)Uhhhh”
Magne:Hang on big boy-you’re going on a ride(uses his magnet quirk to shove the bleeding hero into a glass case of syringes.......each poking him in the back)”
Dabi:Time for some real ‘fire power’(uses his cremation blast to hurl Ed into Moonfish’s teeth knives-only to throw Ed out the window hurling him into a vat of an unknown liquid........only to have it electrocuted by loose wires)”
Ed:(Feeling the pain)GRAAAAAAAAAAAH”
Muscular:Huh wasn’t so tough.....”
Spinner:That was easier than I thought”
Toga:Should’ve got a bigger piece of him......”
(Ed’s screaming stops......)
Dabi:Typical wannabes-thinking he can take down large groups of villains....”
Shigaraki:It is sad-let’s return to our plans......”
(Just then they hear a loud ‘THUNK’ on the vat.....)
Shigaraki:What the.......(sees the syringes)Compress.......what exactly was in those syringes?”
Compress:(Reading the syringe and quivering)it says.........Nomu Blood”
(And just like that a large chunk of the vat is ripped open to reveal Ed.........but no longer human but as........A NOMU!!!!!!)
Ed:GRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW”
Mustard:I’m screwed”
Shigaraki:No......he is a Nomu after all so he’s is my unwilling pawn(he walks up to the new Nomu Ed)stay......(and Ed does just that)sees-he knows who his master is......(and in the next second Nomu Ed punches Shigaraki in the back of his head knocking him out)”
Magne:He’s not in Shigaraki’s control......”
Muscular:I got this(Charges to punch Ed only to have him catch the punch and slash the right side of Muscular’s face)GAAAAAH I‘M BLIND....... “
(Nomu Ed then throws him into the other vats causing smoke to come everywhere)
Magne:This is bad(Ed sneaks up behind Magne and punches him square across the face)”
Compress:Magne........(feels his leg being grabbed and is flung against the wall)”
MoonFish:Die....(uses his teeth to attack Ed only to have no affect on him-giving Ed the chance to bash the weirdo’s face into the ground breaking every tooth in his body)”
Spinner:We’re dropping like flies......”
Toga:This is all your fault Mustard.......you just had to shoot his baby sister”
Mustard:SHUT UP AND KEEP YOUR EYES(Ed’s Nomu hand grabs Mustard’s head and a loud bone cracking sound can be heard)AAAAAAAAAH”
Dabi:Dammit(blasts him with his blast only to have it absorbed by Ed......)shi......”
(Ed punches Dabi right out the building sending him off to who knows where)
Toga:(Freaking out)You wouldn’t hit a little girl would you.......?”
Ed:(Moving his mouth around trying to say something.......)You........(shocking Shigaraki and Toga)you......help bad guys hurt Sarah..........I’LL SMASH YOU.......(grabs Toga throws her against the debris)and you HAND MAN........”
Shigaraki:No.nonononononononono-(loud crack sound)NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”
(Hours later the CF and the Heroes-pro and in training-looking everywhere for Ed)
Charles:We checked his favorite noodle place”
Kaminari:The Manga store”
Jar Jar:And theza Gravy store.....”
Midoriya:His gravy obsession seems really unhealthy?”
Double D/Eddy:It is.....”
All-Might:So where is he?”
“Here.....”
(Everyone looks to see a Nomu carrying something.......The battered and beaten members of the League of Villains)
Endeavor:A NOMU-EVERYONE......”
Charles:WAIT...........Ed is that you?”
Ed:Yes........I became Nomu......after fighting all the League members.......all here except........”
Midoriya:Dabi?.....yeah he landed in our dorm rooms mumbling about a ‘monster’.....”
Kirishima:Guess we know what he meant huh?”
Todoroki:But can you control this form Ed?”
Ed:I can........is Sarah okay?????”
Artemis:She is but.....can you be.......de-nomued?”
Ed:Tried......I don’t think I can......”
(They give worried expressions as they bring him to the Hospital’s rehabilitation ward)
Nazz:Doing good Sarah-just one more leg lift”
Sarah:(In pain)Uuuuuuuuh.....10″
(Then the Cul-De-Sac boys enter)
Double D:Sarah......they found Ed.......”
Sarah:Really?”
Nazz:That’s great,where was he?”
Eddy:He went AWOL trying to find your shooter-he did but.....”
Sarah:Oh no......is...is he.......?”
Johnny:Oh no no no-he’s not dead”
Kevin:But he is kinda.......”
Rolf:Best let the Ed-Boy’s sister see for herself”
Jimmy:Come in Ed........”
(Ed the Nomu enters-and Sarah and Nazz are immediately gasping)
Ed:Hey Sarah.........are you....(Sarah rolls her chair to Ed giving him a big hug)-you.........you no scared of me??”
Sarah:I wasn’t scared of Ed-Zilla-so why should I be scared of......whatever this is.......but I am surprised you have a brain”
Ed:Me too hahahahaha”
(Ed,Sarah and their friends join in the laughter as they’re all glad everyone will be fine-as well as new adventures for the new Nomu Ed,but for now I’ll let this be...........)
THE END
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