#is it bad that tumblr just turns me into yzma

[persephinae]

i need everyone to know that I'm doing so good! i typed out a rant about how annoying it is that people can't read on the i can't read webbed site and I didn't post it.

look at me!! progress!!!

[riddlerosehearts]

okay since i was obviously thinking a lot about the emperor's new groove earlier today, i'm just gonna say this even if nobody else cares: i really like malina. from the emperor's new school. and i like... her relationship with kuzco... sort of? and uh, this turned into a bit of an essay, so here's a tl;dr:

in my opinion the emperor's new school had potential to be a good sequel series, especially since it's actually pretty funny at times (mostly thanks to kronk and yzma), but instead it's an incredibly messy and inconsistent show which handles its main character poorly and constantly resets his development. malina on the other hand is a great character, and her dynamic with kuzco is also great sometimes and infuriatingly bad at other times. i like kuzco/malina in spite of all the Bad because their positive moments in the show are really endearing to me and i can see what the writers may have been going for with it. i have multiple headcanon universes where the way they met and the way their relationship started is completely different because the show made me so mad that it gave me an insatiable desire to fix it. i'm aware that this is stupid and silly but this is tumblr, where i can be as stupid and silly as i want. also, kuzco is bi. to me. <3

anyway. essay below the cut.

okay so here's the thing. i understand why people would think kuzco should've been gay and that he shouldn't have had a love interest in the emperor's new school. i have no problem with this at all and i do think it would've been very cool if the show didn't have any romance and malina was just a friend. however i like to headcanon him as bi and i did so even before i rewatched the show in 2021 (for pretty much the first time since it originally ended in 2008) and got invested in it. also, i have a million problems with the show, and malina and kuzco's relationship is at least 400,000 of them because i have such conflicted thoughts about it.

i should also say that just in case you're reading this and not aware, the emperor's new school (2006-2008) is a sequel series to the emperor's new groove which ran for two seasons on disney channel. the premise of it is that kuzco has to graduate from high school to become emperor, and if he fails then yzma, who also works at the school as "principal amzy" in a very thinly veiled disguise, will be next in line for the throne. kronk also masquerades as a high school student and works for yzma again, and in basically every episode they act out various schemes to try to stop him from graduating. kuzco lives with pacha's family instead of in his palace as he's been cut off from his royal funds, and malina is a classmate who serves as his friend and will-they won't-they love interest who finally gets together with him at the end of the show. i actually find the show pretty funny and enjoyable at times, particularly because of kronk and yzma, but i have a lot of issues with it outside of that.

malina herself is not a problem to me. she has a surprising amount of depth and focus in the series and is intelligent, hardworking, ambitious, assertive, and compassionate. she has her own dreams and goals that get to be fleshed out, she's an aspiring journalist/reporter and several episodes are dedicated to this. she's a great friend to kuzco, both because of how caring she is and because she takes absolutely no shit when he's not treating her right. she literally even calls him out for his internal monologue. she's a great character, and i honestly love her.

the problem is: the emperor's new school essentially reverts kuzco back to his personality from the beginning of the emperor's new groove despite being a sequel, and with malina it goes back and forth between him mistreating her and objectifying her and being called out for it, and their relationship showing positive development where kuzco treats her well and seems to have genuinely learned from past mistakes. we'll see him be honest with her about his worries, own up to his mistakes and admit when she's in the right, encourage her to let loose and have fun when she's being too serious for her own good, give her a thoughtful gift that shows that he listens to her and cares about her. in one episode she almost kisses him while under the effect of a love potion and he panics and stops her, saying it isn't right because she's not in control of her actions, and later when she asks him why he did that he says he wants her to like him for himself and not because of a potion. also to his credit is the fact that said love potion was unknowingly/unwillingly given to him by yzma and made any girl who looked at him fall in love with him, and while he did take advantage of this to go on a date with malina, in the end he knew exactly why letting her kiss him would've been wrong and didn't let it get that far.

but then, in between all of this and in little to no consistent or coherent order, we have kuzco constantly calling her a "hottie hot hottie" even though she clearly doesn't like it, trying to come up with a plan to get rid of yzma and one of the plans is just "put malina in a swimsuit", getting malina and kronk in trouble and not caring, not wanting to dance with her because he can't handle the fact that she has a single pimple, barely being able to accept no for an answer, and just being way too much of an asshole while also constantly flirting with her--and malina is always patient and understanding, but i don't recall a single moment in the show where she hurt kuzco's feelings and he was the one who had to be patient and show that he'd stick with her no matter what. and she did have flaws! she could be bossy and reckless and a bit hypocritical, and things could've been done with this to make their relationship more equal and show more growth on kuzco's part. also... a few episodes after the one where he explicitly laid out why he didn't want to use a love potion to make malina like him, there was another episode where he intentionally used a machine of yzma's to split every part of her personality into a separate person so he could date "smoochy malina", who was obsessively in love with him and who he ended up breaking up with because her obsession was too much and she wasn't herself anymore. this is one of many examples in the show of kuzco having to learn the same or a similar lesson multiple times.

it's all just... very frustrating because they have so many moments that are, to me at least, genuinely cute and show potential for a good dynamic, especially in season 2. i feel like malina's whole personality is, in theory, a great match for kuzco's in an "opposites attract" sort of way. and i believe she likes him because she can see the good in him and is able to relax and have fun with him, and that that is what the writers were going for. that's what we see on the occassion that their relationship is written decently. but because any and all development was constantly being reset, it made it too frequently seem like she just felt obligated to give him a chance because he constantly flirted with her. and also because at one point, when malina's friend yatta asks why she would have a crush on someone as selfish and smug as kuzco, she spends the rest of the episode trying to come up with a reason and what does she end up saying? "sometimes people don't understand their own feelings, they just feel them". ugh. there are several episodes where the plot boils down to "malina stresses out too much/is too uptight and kuzco helps her relax/lighten up" but instead of using that, she has to essentially say she doesn't know why she likes him, she just does?

all this to say, i guess, that i really really wish kuzco and malina's relationship had been written consistently well because when it was, it was good and had potential. unfortunately, more often than not, it was badly written largely because kuzco was badly written and never allowed to properly grow as a person all throughout the show.

and what i did with all of these conflicted feelings while i was revisiting the show back in september 2021 was, i took my frustration toward the majority of the emperor's new school and my enjoyment of certain elements of it, and i wrote down a ton of headcanons on how i would've fixed it. i already think the very premise of the show is nonsense (literally why would kuzco suddenly need to go back to high school?? why does he act like he learned nothing?? they even go back and forth on whether he's actually still the emperor or not), and there are several elements of it that undeniably break continuity with the movie. so i have an AU in my mind where literally none of that happens but kuzco and malina still meet a few months after the movie and, because malina doesn't believe that kuzco has actually changed, they keep encountering each other and having a petty rivalry for weeks before coming to an understanding and becoming friends.

i also have an AU where the entirety of the emperor's new school is, in fact, an in-universe show--which is somewhat supported by all the show's meta jokes and the fact that there's literally an episode where kuzco gets fanmail for the show. and in this AU, everyone is playing themselves in a heavily fictionalized version of kuzco's life. kuzco and malina are good friends who thought it would be hilarious if she played the role of his love interest who he had a ridiculously over the top obnoxious crush on, but then, oops, guess who developed an actual crush on her while filming!

and, even still, i have a bit of a fix-it AU where the show did happen because despite the premise being kind of nonsensical, i could've accepted it as long as it meaningfully expanded on kuzco's character development from the end of the emperor's new groove. if i were writing this show it would've been about how kuzco is trying his best to be kinder, to pass classes he never had to worry about before, to still keep up with royal duties, and be around people his own age and have something resembling a normal life for the first time, while also dealing with emotional distress and hidden insecurities and fears that stem from having had his entire worldview completely shattered by the events of the movie. his relationship with malina still could've had its ups and downs and when things went wrong because of his mistakes, he could've truly learned from that and made up for it. a tv series about kuzco going to high school really could've been so much better, been something that kids could've learned good lessons from and that might not have been mostly forgotten today.

obviously i know that none of my headcanons and AUs change the fact that the show is a mess and kuzco and malina's actual canon dynamic is a mess. and although i wish malina as a character wasn't so forgotten and the better aspects of the emperor's new school (which don't relate only to her--the series also contains a lot of sweet found family moments between pacha's family and kuzco!) also weren't so forgotten, i understand why they are. and maybe that's for the best. i feel like i lost so many brain cells watching this show and yet my remaining brain cells insist on spending way too much time thinking about it anyway.

[surfeitofpeaches]

*waves*

My name is Meg (or Yzma, depending on what part of the internet you have recognized or followed me from) and I'm here to share my thoughts.

Back on tumblr after many years as a place to put my various live reads and watches. I'm active on twitter as bl_yzma but have found that it's not a great place to have longer form conversations about books and shows or to post more than a few sentences on a single topic. So, I've created this new space strictly for that. More degenerate and Weird content will still probably be on twitter.

As an introduction, I'm an adult fandom person (turned 35 this year) and have been active in a variety of fandoms since I was 13 - Lord of the Rings (and for a good while lotrips), historical rpf, Hoyoverse games (mostly Genshin), lots of anime fandoms (Eva, Trigun, Psycho-Pass as big examples), LOST for a good while, football rpf, World of Warcraft... the list has been long and it gets longer. Right now, historical RPF and the Hoyo games are probably my biggest time sink.

My primary fannish interests at the moment for historical rpf are heavily towards the 12th/early 13th century England with a smattering late Roman empire and Mesoamerica. While I don't work currently as a historian, in museums or other adjacent spaces, I have worked as a research assistant and TA while working on my Master's. My research interests at the time started with the mistresses and illegitimate children of Henry II and then (after an affair with a much older man who was working in a very period, shifting dramatically and not in a great way to) pornography and the female body in the French Revolution. I've studied both in the United States and in Europe, taught high school history for a while, but now I work for a nonprofit dealing with evictions and homelessness.

All that to say, most of this blog will likely just be my reactions and thoughts on various history/historical fiction books, films, articles and fanfiction that I read - maybe some fantasy and science fiction stuff as well if I'm feeling up to it. I used to do these live watch megathreads for Lost on LiveJournal when it was airing and I loved being able to look back at them. This is a very long introduction that I'm not sure many people will care to read, but I wanted to make clear-ish what a person might be getting into if they decided to follow my blog. :P

My current list of possible threads include The Devil's Crown (1978), a reread of Warriors of God by James Reston (meh?? we'll see?? I have a bunch of notes and tabs in it but what I've reread doesn't grab me like it did when I was in high school and I've already found a Ton of very bad History in it just from a quick glance), The Brothers Karamazov (if I can find a buddy reader), Matthew Strickland's Henry the Young King, a bunch of articles of religion during the reign of King John (for a class I'm teaching), maybe the audiobook version of Natasha Seigel's Solomon's Crown, C.S. Pacat's Dark Heir and Sherry Parker-Chan's She Who Became the Sun.

[jcmorrigan]

Do you support anti-harassment and pro-shipping?

Short answer: Yes.

Long answer: This is an issue I’ve been monitoring and grappling with for a long time, and I feel like while my core philosophy has been the same for a while now, the nuances I’ve held shift every so often. I don’t identify as an anti. I just don’t. I think shipping things - be it incest, adult/minor, or one of the many flavors of abusive - is an ENTIRELY separate issue from wanting to do that IRL. I think sometimes people just want to write taboo topics for various reasons. Because the topics themselves are taboo and that’s interesting, because they offer methods of coping, even because some people are kinda into projecting upon the person on the losing end of the power dynamic and being dominated and kicked around, since that’s not something you should really chase in real life (unless it’s during a roleplay with a network of safewords).

There are many ships I think are gross, but I don’t want people to stop shipping them because I don’t like them. I don’t like ships that involve anyone under 13 with anyone over 18. I don’t like ships that involve anyone under 18 with anyone over 30. (Aging up is a whole different matter; if you write the younger character older and legitimately have them behave the way you think they would as an adult, it’s all good.) I REALLY don’t like ships where a character is either confirmed homosexual or only shown onscreen to be attracted to the same gender in a big-deal reveal sort of way (if the character has crushes on many genders or the creator uses Word of God to say they’re bi/pan, it’s fine) and the ship involves putting them with someone of the opposite gender (shipping them with enbies is fine). And no, I don’t think it’s a double standard that I sometimes like to do same-sex ships for characters who are coded very very straight. But this is all to do with my tastes and beliefs, not with what I think the rest of you all should do. If you like something that falls in my personal no-no category, then go ahead and do it. I’ll decide how much I want to interact with you, and that says more about our potential chemistry as a unit than it does about you as a person. And if you have boundaries yourself - if age-gap ships skeeve you out - then that doesn’t make you a bad person or even an anti! Just block as needed, talk to friends if you feel betrayed by them, and recognize what it is you don’t like and that you don’t have to like it.

Selfshipping? Do what you want. Again, I might personally have reservations about shipping with somebody too young (I actually perceived my own main f/o as in his twenties when I first watched his source, then saw Word of God say he was NINETEEN actually, even though that invalidates many many jokes about how he’s bad at adulting, so I just said “fuck it” and he’s at least 24 to me because that makes more sense and is more of my comfort zone). But what I like shouldn’t dictate what YOU do. I might give you a little side-eye if you’re shipping with somebody young, but I don’t know your reasons for doing so and I don’t have the right to judge. I might distance myself from certain situations if I’m feeling skeeved out. Or I might not feel skeeved out depending on how it’s handled. I also again would raise a brow if you’re selfshipping with an opposite-gender gay character, but same principle: you have your reasons, you shouldn’t stop because some rando (me) has an issue with your ship, and if I have a problem with how you handle it, I’ll just peace out on my end and not make a deal out of it.

A lot of this comes from the fact that I have mega OCD and I already try to moralize everything I do and hyper-analyze my choices to make sure I am being a Good Person. If I try to follow the “rules” to make my ships palatable to everyone, then I start worrying that any deviation makes me unforgivable. The vast majority of ships in my deck are squeaky-clean and have no problems, but sometimes I’ll get, like...Ventus/Papyrus, where Ven is 15, and Papyrus is in age limbo but I always thought he was at least 18, and then I don’t want to spiral into a moral crisis because I really think it would be cute to put the anime boy with the skeleton and I think they’re both asexual anyway. Or when I aged up Zevon from Descendants in order to make him make more sense as Yzma’s son, and then I had to give him a ship with an adult and I found one I really like (Kamdor from Power Rangers). And this is not even scratching the very complex issue of “The writers of this piece of fiction were ACTUALLY horny for incest and I can see the subtext for it and now I gotta figure out what to do with this mess because I like the series and I do want the characters to have partners who will treat them right.”

That said...up until recently, I looked up to the more extreme proship community, even so far as to kinda be more of an “anti-anti.” But as time went on, that...didn’t seem to fit. I’ve unfollowed a few of those blogs now because first of all, proshipping as a “political party” seems to come with some things I don’t believe in, such as forming a parasocial relationship with AO3 or saying that freedom of fans to ship what they want means the creators of mainstream media should be allowed to portray whatever they want and that being “critical of media you consume” is an automatic dogwhistle for bullies. More importantly: I have at least one friend who I know leans more anti, and I value her a lot and I think it’s valid for her to have her boundaries. After a while, the things that anti-antis did to protect themselves from bullying started to feel a little bit like bullying right back. I can’t really call myself a traditional proshipper anymore, even though I’m definitely not an anti. But I don’t want to be an “anti-anti” either. Because actually, I USED to be an anti on a different social media platform long before Tumblr, and though I can’t tell you exactly why I was that way, I can understand what it’s like to feel that strongly about things that gross you out and want to get them out of your face. I don’t want to say I’m against a whole bunch of people who are probably as varied in intensity as proshippers are.

At the end of the day, what I want is for us all to CHILL OUT. Can we please, PLEASE just focus on having fun in whatever way that comes - problematic ships or no - so long as people IRL aren’t getting hurt? Can we respect that there are probably a LOT of people with OCD on social media who spiral easily if shamed too much (which is probably how the anti movement rose in the first place - I’m sure my anti phase was fueled by my secular scrupulosity)? Can we not assume that people who ship weird age gaps are Actual Pedophiles, which is an entirely separate issue? (Listen...I grew up in the Age of AkuRoku. I hated AkuRoku. But if all the AkuRoku shippers turned out to be pedos, well, the news sure didn’t cover it. I’m saying the majority of them didn’t. And it’s been a decade.) Can we not spread the fear of being cancelled or that having a certain fictional preference will ruin a budding friendship? Can we communicate with one another in private if a friend says or does something that makes you uncomfortable, such as shipping something that makes you question their moral stance? Can actual legitimate creators of media not take sides in the goddamn pro/anti war, thereby making groups of their fans feel alienated from being welcomed by the source? Can we just have fun PLEASE?

Also, just...stop fighting about Reylo. That’s the dumbest thing to fight over and we managed to somehow get the actual SW crew in on that dumbass fight. Some people like Reylo and some people hate Reylo and THAT’S IT. WE’RE DONE HERE.

It sure says something that I worry, before hitting the Post button, that this might ruin some of the relationships I have or inspire a mass exodus of the followers whose names I come to like seeing in my notifications. But it’s ultimately better for all of us if I’m honest.

[deeeelightfuldee]

What is something you've learned to never take for granted? family

Is there a specific goal you're currently working toward? grad/doctorate degrees. i want to live in an apartment for a year i think. perhaps.

Tell me about something significant that happened to you in the past year. dated Z. that has been something else lol

What subjects do you like to read about? psych

What is the name of the last book you bought? Its some sort of romance novel i dont recall the name.

Is there a grocery store within walking distance of your home? it’d be a... not... fun walk. especially if you carrier anything more than a chapstick. 

What kind of jam do you prefer? grape

Is there a subject you're interested in learning more about? lots of subjects. neuroscience to be one.

If you could change one thing about your home, and money was no issue, what would it be? omg. i love this question. IN GROUND POOL, my own bathroom, a walk in closet, a window seat, a screened patio in the back. 

Do you ever purchase DVDs or blu-rays anymore or do you only stream your entertainment? i dont buy them. i sometimes buy them on prime cus then i’ve got them accessible always.

Are there any (obviously fictional) villains you can't help but love? lol i always liked yzma from emperors new groove

Can you name a villain who you could kind of side with? lol probably but im too lazy rn

What's something silly that made you smile recently? a joke on will & grace

Have you had any good songs on repeat recently? What are they? she likes it by russell dickerson  Where do you get your music? spotify

What's one of your favorite lines from a film or television series? “I sometimes have a queer feeling with regard to you – especially when you are near me, as now: it is as if I had a string somewhere under my left ribs, tightly and inextricably knotted to a similar string situated in the corresponding quarter of your little frame. And if that boisterous channel, and two hundred miles or so of land some broad between us, I am afraid that cord of communion will be snapt; and then I’ve a nervous notion I should take to bleeding inwardly. As for you, – you’d forget me.”

Do you watch Star Trek? Which one is your favorite? I do not. it is notttttttttt my thing. 

Do you like to have some form of entertainment (movies, shows, youtube) while you eat? sometimes. not always

Is there a specific outfit that always makes you feel good about yourself/more confident? Describe it. i like wearing my high waisted black shorts with a tight white tank and then a sleeveless blouse unbuttoned.

How often do you use public transportation? hardly ever. i sometimes use the train to go into chicago but its seldom these days.

What color eyes does your significant other (or crush) have? (If applicable.) im gonna just skip this.

Do you ever wish your own eyes were a different color? No im fine with it. 

Have you tried any new recipes lately? How did it turn out? uhhhhh yes! it was great.

When was the last time you messed something you were cooking? probably a year or so ago. 

Are there any recipes that have been passed down to you by family members? definitely.

Are you craving any specific food right now? k ordered me pf changs and im SALIVATING waiting for it.

Do you need a new pillow? almost always. i have the inability to keep my internal body temp regulated. so at night i get very warm and my pillows are constantly being swapped so i feel the need to replace them regularly.

Is there a show you keep meaning to finish watching but haven't yet? lol. i havent really started anything new. 

Is there a show you keep meaning to START watching but haven't yet? A LOT of shows. but tbh i really prefer my usuals right now.

Do you ever take those silly Buzzfeed quizzes? i used to love that so much. its just not easy to access lately.

Other than Bzoink, what other fun websites do you visit to unwind? (If any.) i dont even use bzoink. i use tumblr.

The last time you were in a bad mood, what was the reason? ooo some jerk at the gym had me riled. but i got drunk after and it was glorious.

How do you calm yourself down when you're angry? goin for a drive <3

If you dye your hair, are you planning to try a new color next time? im not really sure that it’d be new per say but im going to dye it maybe tomorrow?

Do you have a favorite reality show? uhhhhhhhh no

Does anything around your home need repairing? so. freakin. much. but mom is the income rn and its just too much to put on her plate.

[queerkitchenwitch]

QKW’s Curse Index

Quick Note: Here is a rebloggable version of this page just in case tumblr breaks the page again.  Links are to my reblogs of these posts, please see the original post for the original author--I make no claims of ownership for the vast majority of these posts.  

Keep an eye out as I will be making similar pages and posts for other (non-curse) spells.

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Below is a list of all curses I’ve reblogged organized loosely by intent.

Last updated: 1/30/2017

Abusers

Bubble Bursting Binding and Curse Jar (jar, poppet)

Curse for an Abusive Relative

Anon Hate

With Love, Fuck You (jar)

Curse for Anon Haters

Anti-Love

All Your Lovers Will Leave You (sigil)

Heart of Ice

Potion for [Giving] Heartbreak (potion)

To Amplify Problems in a Relationship (jar)

Bad Luck

Bad Luck Curse (jar)

Bad Luck Sigil (sigil)

Bitter Bad Luck Curse (box)

Burn Your Wishes Curse

Decreased Probability Spell

Here!  Have Some Bad Luck, Fucknut! (poppet, candle)

Revenge Curse Jar (jar, poppet)

Banish

I Hate You Get Out of My Life

The Hanged Man Curse Mark (sigil)

Bind

A Snow Curse (poppet, jar)

All Areas of Your Life Remain Stagnant (sigil)

Bee Nice Stinging Binding Curse (poppet)

Bind and Break Curse (jar)

Bubble Bursting Binding and Curse Jar (jar, poppet)

Fiery Thorns Upon Slander (poppet)

Hatred Bound Hex (poppet)

Hear Not, See Not, Speak Not (poppet)

Hellhound’s Bite

Lollipop Curse 1

Liar, Liar, Your Tongue’s On Fire

Protection Bottle/Binding Curse (jar, poppet)

Spell Jar to Stop a Trouble Maker (jar)

Spirit of Justice/Vengeance (poppet)

STFU Powder (powder)

Tapaboca (to stop shit talkers)

Trenchmouth Curse (poppet)

The Hanged Man Curse Mark (sigil)

Casual Curses

Casual Blessings and Curses

Casual Curses

Kitchen Witch Curses

Modern Curses

More Casual Curses

My Epic List of Casual Curses

Death

Avada Kedavra Curse (jar) [gif tw]

Sea Witch’s Curse (poppet)

To The Brink of Death (poppet)

The Black Sacrament (poppet)

Drain

A Little Priest Curse

Fade Away (crystals)

The Dark One’s Dagger

The Heart of My Enemies

You Have Heart (candle)

End

Slaughtering a Friendship (poppet)

Failure

Failure in All Your Endeavors (sigil)

A Lifetime of Cliche Writing (sigil)

You Will Never Find a Job With Your Degree (sigil)

Fear

Khan’s Fear and Intimidation Curse (jar)

Nightmare and Fear Curse (poppet)

Make Them Choke (poppet)

Special Curse Jar (jar)

“The Source” Curse (jar, poppet)

Financial Ruin

Financial Ruin Curse

Financial Woe (sigil)

Ants Nest Hex (powder)

Glamour

Seven Deadly Sins Spell (enchant)

Gossip

Black Pepper Spell (potion)

Fiery Thorns Upon Slander (poppet)

Hear Not, See Not, Speak Not (poppet)

Hellhound’s Bite

Liar, Liar, Your Tongue’s On Fire

STFU Powder (powder)

Tapaboca (to stop shit talkers)

Trenchmouth Curse (poppet)

Inflict

“Like Pulling Teeth” Agony Curse (poppet)

A Bellyful of Stones (poppet)

A Charm to Work Revenge

A Curse to Destroy Transphobes

A Simple Basic Curse

All Purpose Cursing Powder (powder)

Bee Nice Stinging Binding Curse (poppet)

Black Box Hotel (poppet, box, sigil) [Part 1]  [Part 2]  [Part 3]

Bubble Bursting Binding and Curse Jar (jar, poppet)

Caught in a Lie (jar)

Cause of All the Witches Working, I’m the Worst (poppet)

Choke on Your Words (sigil)

Comet Punch

Curse for Anon Haters

Curse for an Identity Thief (jar)

Curse of the Golden Chrysanthemum (jar)

Cursing Powder (powder)

Cruciatus Curse (poppet)

Dirty Socks Curse (poppet)

Dragon Age Cursing Cloud

Dragon’s Bite (powder)

Easy Impotence Curse

Fiery Thorns Upon Slander (poppet)

Full of Wrath Curse (poppet, knot)

Gabriel’s Candy Curse

Hellhound’s Bite

Hex Ball

I Bury You (jar)

I Hate You Get Out of My Life

Incompetence and Impotence (sigil)

Let Loose Your Crimson Arrow

Liar, Liar, Your Tongue’s On Fire

Make Them Choke (poppet)

Maleficent’s labyrinth of Thorns (jar)

Mirror Mirror Spell Curse (charm)

Misery and Ruin (sigil)

Oil of Malediction (oil)

Phlegethon Water (potion)

Pigeon’s Curse Rope (knot)

Rainy Cloud Hex (energy work)

Raise Hell (enchant)

Releasing the Hounds (enchant, summon)

Revenge Curse Cage (jar, poppet)

Send Them For a Ride Subway Curse

Simple Curse for Liars (jar)

Silent Hill Curse (jar)

Tapaboca (to stop shit talkers)

The Curse of Arrows (energy work)

The Mushroom Curse (poppet)

The Storm Witch’s Hurricane Curse (jar)

The Words I Saved (jar)

To Make a Person Suffer (potion)

To Send Forth Enemies to Your Enemy

Trenchmouth Curse (poppet)

Weeding Curse

Witch of The Waste’s Curse (candle)

Witch of the Waste’s Spell to Make a Curse Undetectable

With Love, Fuck You (jar)

Wordless Curse (energy work)

Wrath of Sauron Curse (jar)

Year Long Hex

Your Ideas Will Be Forever Rejected and Ignored (sigil)

Your Sweet Tea is a Lie (jar, poppet)

Yzma’s Curse (poppet)

Illness

Cherry Pit Curse

Enchanted Candle to Heal One Person and Give Their Ailments to Another (candle, enchant)

Isolate

A Curse for Loneliness and Isolation

Curse to Isolate Someone (jar, poppet)

Never Had a Friend Like Me (poppet)

Not One Of Us

Rose’s Perfume Bottle Curse (jar)

Special Curse Jar (jar)

To The Bottom of The Ocean: A Curse for the Mistreated and the Misused

Nightmares

Daniel in the Den Curse (jar)

Nightmare and Fear Curse (poppet)

Pitch Black: Nightmare Sand Curse (powder)

Terror in the Shadows

“The Source” Curse (jar, poppet)

Paranoia

A Jar of Eyes (jar)

Khan’s Fear and Intimidation Curse (jar)

“The Source” Curse (jar, poppet)

Regret

Apologizing is All You Can Think About (sigil)

Forget Me Not (jar, poppet)

For Remorse to Manifest in Your Words (sigil)

Guilt Will Follow All Your Social Media Interactions (sigil)

Make Guilt Fester (sigil)

You Will Be Consumed with the Compulsion to Apologize (sigil)

Return to Sender

A Counter for Unwanted Blessings

Hatred Bound Hex (poppet)

Protection Bottle/Binding Curse (jar, poppet)

Your Joy Will Turn to Ashes

Reveal

A Curse to Make People See The True Nature of Someone

Curse so That Everyone Sees The Moral Flaws of Someone

You’re an Asshat and You Need to Realize it You Fucking Piece of Garbage (poppet)

Teach a Lesson

Curse to Make Someone Shape Up

Curse for an Abusive Relative

Bubble Bursting Binding and Curse Jar (jar, poppet)

Bind and Break Curse (jar)

Revenge of the Rat (candle)

Spirit of Justice/Vengeance (poppet)

Silent Hill Curse (jar)

Slaughtering a Friendship (poppet)

To The Bottom of The Ocean: A Curse for the Mistreated and the Misused