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sen-no-kotowari · 2 years ago

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PGR Roland Character Profile

As promised, I will be slowly filling up the character profile content. This time, it's Roland's Character Profile. There won't be any particular order of which one will I be releasing next since I'm also juggling with interlude stories as well as getting the raws myself. However, I am thankful to everyone who enjoys my fan translations despite how slow it is. With all that said, you can learn more about Roland on the cut down below (*´ω`*)

Voice Line Data

Motion Voice Lines

Lobby Voice 1

Roland: I talk too much? Fine, I'll try to be more careful from now on. But... Hm. You see, someone also said the same thing to me before. As to what happened to them... Fufu, care to take a guess?

Lobby Voice 2

Roland: Hola, amigo! Hahah, guess I've been playing the fool for so long. Even my usual quips laced with deceit would still naturally come out of my lips. What are your thoughts about this tomfool such as myself?

Lobby Voice 3

Roland: "I wish I had met you sooner"—'tis such flight of fancies that humans cling on to in every story. When I'm faced with an apt scene, I can't help myself but utter those words. ...For instance, right this very moment.

Raise Affection Level

Roland: If you're going to treat me this kindly, it's about time that I become honest with you. What I truly want is love, sincerity, and a dream! ...Bwahaha! I'm just kidding, I don't need those things, because I already found a replacement for them.

Repetitive Taps

Roland: Humans reaffirm their existence to other individuals through this body-touching skinship, right? I understand. If that's the case, do you not wish to try and touch me differently?

Log-In

Roland: A pleasant day to you... (chuckle) Since you're here now, today's also going to be a fulfilling one indeed. And so, do you have anything in mind as to what you'd like for us to do together? Yes, you heard me, together.

Online for a Long Time

Roland: Okay, you have zero ability to make a sound decision with how exhausted you are right now. I won't let this chance slip by. Come now, lean your head here and rest. That's right, beside me. It's fine if you mistake me for someone else, I'll act as that person and let you take a nap...

AFK

Roland: You sure are sleeping deeply. If you knew you were holding my hand in your sleep, would you think that you're still dreaming? Once you awaken from your slumber, what kind of joke should I use to lead you on I wonder? Or are you telling me it's fine for me to hold your hand in mine, then...?

Shake

Roland: Aaaaah, I fell over~ I can't do anything now. My only hope is to wait for you to help me. ...Hm? That looked like it was on purpose? (sigh)... I expected this kind of plot twist to happen.

Offline for a Long Time

Roland: The world around me felt like it had stopped and everything had become a lie when you weren't here... And so, that's why the distorted time I've idly spent shouldn't have felt this long, you know.

Introduction and Formation

Structure Acquired

Roland: Hola, amigo! The name's Roland. You know why I reveal myself here, right? Ahahaha, no, there's no way you wouldn't know—it's because you never knew anything about it. In any case, I shall be under you from here on out, so let's get along with each other.

Level Up

Roland: Yeah, I get it, my model's gotten a level up. Have you heard of that one story about a farmer who is raising a dragon?[1]

Advancement

Roland: A star rank increase? Placing ranks as a means to bind people down on shackles, humans sure have great preferences there. I look forward to what would you do from here on out, as the fool whom you've given a high level of obligation.

Model Improvement

Roland: If you were to completely replace all my parts, will I be able to survive in my new model as an innocent newborn?

Skill Upgrade

Roland: My fighting abilities have improved even further. Go on, keep on training me. You won't be rewarded back for it though.

Equipment

Roland: How this weapon feels in my hand, it's not bad. A perfect tool for this fool to wield.

Add in Team

Roland: Okay fine, I'll do anything so long as you order me to do so. Although, you'll have to be careful that I don't get sidetracked and do something unnecessary.

Assign as Captain

Roland: Damas y caballeros[2]—the show is about to start.

Mission Accomplished

Roland: Mission's done now. So, would the reward be some meaningless golden mechanism of sorts? Ahahaha, I jest. It's just a joke.

Daily Small Talks

Voice Line 1

Roland: What my wish is? For the world to be destroyed, the Punishing becomes widespread, for Earth to be thrown into chaos... How was it? Were my answers per your expectation?

Voice Line 2

Roland: I talk too much? Fine, I'll try to be more careful from now on. But... Hm. You see, someone also said the same thing to me before. As to what happened to them... Fufu, care to take a guess?

Voice Line 3

Roland: Sincerity sure sounds like a nice word, huh. To be able to stop thinking about things and let other people handle just about anything. So long as they'd follow the orders given to them and just read documents, people who have that quality have it easy... Hm? What's with that look? I only remembered about an old "friend" of mine, that's all.

Voice Line 4

Roland: Hola— ...Hm? Ahahahaha, that look on your face. You never have any good memories whenever you hear this phrase, right? Nice, really nice. I shall make these words be burned into your heart even more, so look forward to it then.

Voice Line 5

Roland: Since I've decided I won't be doing any funny business in front of you, feel free to ask me things you're curious about. It can be anything—from the entire truth about the Ascendant's Network, down to my strange, personal preferences. Assuming you have a compensation fitting as payment that is... Ahahaha, I'm kidding.

Voice Line 6

Roland: Now try to imagine this—the Punishing never existed in this world and we're ordinary citizens who're abducted and betrayed by an evil organization, decide to cooperate with each other to escape... Were you able to imagine it? Okay, good, we'll be heading out now and face the reality in front of us.

Voice Line 7

Voice Line 8

Roland: Have you heard of the "Normal Troupe?" They're an extremely violent group of people who have no regard for neither their own life nor other people's lives for the sake of their ideals during the Golden Age Era. Now then, have you ever thought that I was also a member of the said group? ...Ahahaha, of course, that's obviously impossible—I made that story up right on the spot.

Voice Line 9

Roland: Humans are good at making stories. Even though it's a made-up story, you can feel how realistic it is with how the creator has included their experience and imagination. That is, if one were to excellently narrate it, fiction can fool others as if it's actually a part of one's life. Don't you think so?

Voice Line 10

Roland: I've watched this "Operation: Recapture Earth" comedy of Eden for the longest time now. Even though the facets of the protagonist's struggles, depravation, and madness are interesting, it's too long—because it has been too long, even the audience has now become involved in the story and wants to distance themselves from it.

Voice Line 11

Roland: To have a reason to live—my wish since long before hasn't changed. There were times that I have to face the music until now, whether it be publicly performing or the Ascendant's Network. Heh, it's okay for me to look for my own reason to live, you say? For someone who plays the fool, without a doubt that's quite an awful.....and honorable circumstance.

Voice Line 12

Roland: If it's stories and fables, then I've read quite a lot of it. While there were plenty of dull ones, they aren't as dull as my own life though. But so long as you're here, maybe my stupidly cliche life could become a little bit more interesting. Ahahaha, it truly is— Truly......What is it that I should truly call this then?

Voice Line 13

Roland: All five senses of a Structure are implemented with devices that imitate the sensory organs. Perhaps that is why the person projected in front of me may not be the real you, but an existence glorified by the programs from those devices. ...Then again, that never bothered me. Because I already engraved the real you in my own eyes.

Voice Line 14

Roland: Actors cannot change the scenario, nor can they have any obscure expectations. Right now, however, a certain actor wants for you to remain up on stage so much, that person has been wishing for this play to reach its conclusion right now. Ahaha, I'm kidding, it's just a joke.

Voice Line 15

Raise Affection Level

Voice Line 1

Roland: Uhh, if I were to express what you guys will say in these situations... "I appreciate the consideration you've given me! From here on, I, Roland, will do the best I can in my abilities for the sake of fighting. By all means, let us get along well!" ...Or something like that. How was it? Have I met your expectations for me?

Voice Line 2

Roland: Thank you very much, I feel immensely grateful. Well then, I shall graciously take up your offer.

Voice Line 3

Roland: Humans seem to blindly seek the significance of things. Wouldn't that mean they're just looking for benefits after all? Then what kind of benefit are you seeking from me? I'm dying to know about that, you know.

Voice Line 4

Roland: I won't refuse any presents or requests from you. If it's by your command, then I shall take care of it no matter what. If you can bear the consequence of it, that is.

Voice Line 5

Roland: Accepting a phantom[3] and showing it mercy will only grant you ambiguity. Does this commander of Eden prefer wasting all the good things in life?

Voice Line 6

Roland: Do every commander in Eden just casually show their grace like this?

Voice Line 7

Roland: Ah, well it's fine, showing this kind of friendly behavior in our candid relationship is relatively refreshing.

Voice Line 8

Roland: (Sigh)...You know, what are you expecting from a phantom? At this rate, I don't know what to do about this...

Voice Line 9

Roland: Hmm... ...Why am I always looking at you? It's nothing, really. I'm just observing you on what you want as a present. My findings? Hm. I have no idea.

Voice Line 10

Roland: Each time you give me something, I find myself smiling. Eh? I'm always smiling though? Ahahaha, that's true I guess.

Voice Line 11

Roland: Did you know? The more you observe a person, the more you'd be interested in them. And once that said person is gone, the observer will be extremely bothered by it. Now then, I wonder how long am I going to stay by your side now?

Voice Line 12

Roland: It makes me wonder why I become strict whenever you give me a present, even though I shouldn't be complaining about it... Could it be perhaps I'm looking forward to what you're going to give me?

Voice Line 13

Roland: I thought that self-deception shouldn't be moved by the words of others, but you've proved me wrong ever since I met you. Quite a far-fetched story. Tell me, how will you handle this fake version of me who'd spout needless affections?

Voice Line 14

Voice Line 15

Roland: I can't understand whatever it is you're thinking, no matter what. So why not try to guess what I'm thinking about then? A certain pierrot saw the good in others and has now begun to think to himself that perhaps he could devote his loyalty to his master. And so, why did he think that way?

Voice Line 16

Roland: Starting now, I will be telling you a single lie. The me who used to be popular has received tons of presents. Among them were boring, ordinary things as well as tremendously strange things. However, the presents I received from you were neither ordinary nor strange—Now, where-is-the-lie-in-that?

AFK

Voice Line 1

Roland: A nice dream is just like a song? We shouldn't disrupt this peacefulness then. It's just that my singing voice might call forth an even bigger danger[4], however... Hehe.

Voice Line 2

Roland: Dreams are the easiest, most luxurious illusion humans could easily grab ahold of. Though if you stay inside that dream for too long, the whole world may be destroyed by the Punishing once you wake up from it, you know.

Voice Line 3

Roland: Keep up with that carefree attitude, and you might meet the same end a certain corrupted Structure did... Hahaha, well it's not like that Structure in question is living a miserable life right at this very moment though.

Voice Line 4

Roland: If you're going to be this defenseless in front of me, does it mean that it's okay for me to be myself and put down this fabricated mask I wear? ...I'll always watch your sleeping face, just like this.

Voice Line 5

Online for a Long Time

Voice Line 1

Roland: Devote everything you have for that single goal and spend your free time sparingly... even if that goal is nothing but an illusion. How lamentable... Haha, I'm not talking about you. I simply remembered how I used to be.

Voice Line 2

Roland: I know quite a few method—ways of how to actively keep working without any sleep. I tested them myself and without a doubt, they're effective. Do you want to try them out? Fair warning though, it's going to cause irreparable damage to a human's body, no matter which method you pick.

Voice Line 3

Roland: Getting tired? Well then, shall I tell you a story 'til you fall asleep? Most of it surely contains a nightmare-inducing plot though. If it's you, you'd definitely find something wonderful even in a nightmare.

Voice Line 4

Roland: They say that one's more prone to have a lapse in their judgments when they're tired, right? This is just a what-if but, what if I were to perfectly pretend to be a Structure? Will you be able to think that's who I really am?

Voice Line 5

Log-In

Voice Line 1

Roland: Good day to you, Commander. I, Roland, shall always be waiting for you right here! ...Ahahaha, were you surprised? I thought you'd like this kind of greeting though.

Voice Line 2

Roland: You came at a right time. So I remember some things about my past, are you interested in it? If you wish to hear more, you definitely wouldn't want to talk to me ever again.

Voice Line 3

Roland: I'm so glad to see you. Okay then, let's celebrate whatever happens today and take a commemorative photo— ...Oh dear, sad to say but it looks like you don't show on film with my built-in photography function.

Voice Line 4

Roland: This is simply a premise of a frequent discourse during the Golden Age... But I made all that up, a few seconds just before you came here. If I tell you that, would you believe me?

Voice Line 5

Roland: Ciao! Ahahahaha, for me to be here would mean that I would very much like to see you. It's true. That's right, I'm not lying today.

Voice Line 6

Roland: I've been thinking long and hard—about what I should do so you'd frequently wish to see me more often. Ah, ahh~ I guess I should strike a conversation just like this and keep you talking, huh...

Voice Line 7

Roland: Did you come to see me again? Heh, you're saying that there's value in looking at a phantom like myself? Could it be that you were thinking that I am your truth or something...?

Voice Line 8

Offline for a Long Time

Shake

Voice Line 1

Roland: Aaaaah, I fell over~ I can't do anything now. My only hope is to wait for you to help me. ...Hm? That looked like it was on purpose? (sigh)... I expected this kind of plot twist to happen.

Voice Line 2

Roland: Ahahaha, why not put your back into it? My internal parts would be flying out from my body, just like popping champagne back in the Golden Age—that's going to be exciting for sure.

Voice Line 3

Roland: Are you that desperate to see me flustered? If you want to see me all worked up, maybe your words would surprisingly be more effective than this kind of behavior, you know.

Repetitive Taps

Voice Line 1

Roland: For you to be this immersed over me, could it be perhaps you thought there's some kind of magical button somewhere in my body that could make you rich in an instant? It might be a button that would destroy this world after several centuries instead, though[5].

Voice Line 2

Roland: I'll be honest here, this is quite ticklish. I'm only putting up with you because I want to see your face... If not, I would've already been rolling around, writhing in pain from laughing. No really, I'm...aha, hahaha (cough) ...Okay fine, I give up~ you can stop now.

Voice Line 3

Roland: Humans reaffirm their existence to other individuals through this body-touching skinship, right? I understand. If that's the case, do you not wish to try and touch me differently?

Activity Task Full

Roland: Activity level's at max now, good job. I wonder, what kind of determination did you have for you to do your best?

Battle Dialogues

Battle Start/Character Switch

Roland: I'll show you how to properly utilize a tool for its intended purpose then.

Voice Line 1/Successful Dodge Counter

Roland: Where do you think you're going?

Voice Line 2

Roland: Let me hear more of your genuine scream!

Voice Line 3/Finisher Move

Roland: Everyone in the audience is watching with bated breath now.

Ultimate Skill

Roland: And now! It's time for the climax!

Light Damage

Roland: That hurts now, you know~

Heavy Damage

Roland: Should I make my pained expression more believable then?

Incapacitated

Roland: This is why...illusions are but a waning thing...

Friend Support

Roland: I'll be making a special appearance then.

QTE

Roland: Would you like to see a clown show?

Battle End

Roland: With this, the curtain draws to a close. Did you enjoy this burlesque[6]?

Structure Documentation

Document Detail 1

Roland was born as an ordinary citizen in the Golden Age. His closest appearance can be seen on the many movie posters in the previous area. As he was a former Ascendant, he has shown up in every part of the world.

Document Detail 2

He was one of the experimental subjects during the Structure's initial development stage. Even though his former model's abilities were excellent, Roland trained both his reflexes and strategic skills to make up for his shortcomings to sufficiently demonstrate his current model. The history behind his old model, however, is often ambiguous.

Document Detail 3

Roland is stoic when it comes to the goals he chose and once he set his heart to them, he would ensure those goals would be fulfilled no matter what the cost is or if the whole world has to burn to the ground as if it was the only goal existing in the world. This was evident in one of his fights with the past Gray Raven Unit.

Document Detail 4

"Now then, it's showtime." Maybe it's because he used to be an actor, Roland constantly exaggerates his expressions. It remains the same even when he's alone, as though he is under the spotlight, looking at the camera the entire time.

Document Detail 5

Although he practically laughs off grandiose stories, Roland holds respect for people who remain steadfast and insightful in the face of reality and applauds them. It doesn't guarantee he would save those people, however.

Document Detail 6

"Please give me the order. I guarantee to try and follow through, for real." While there are several meanings behind both Roland's speech and attitude, he requires a careful choice of words as he interlaces the truth and the lies. Whatever the true madness behind his speech and attitude may be, nobody ever knows what it truly is.

Rumors and Secrets

Secret 1 Even though Roland could speak several languages, he isn't exactly fluent in them—he only knows specific vocabulary or proverbs. He provokes others with it and to see their reactions, he purposefully speaks in a language they couldn't understand from time to time.

Secret 2 Roland spaces out during his missions and can do it continuously for 24 hours. Even though it puts a strain on his body to an extent and had to bear unimaginable things, his Sea of Consciousness seemed to be used to that kind of feeling.

Secret 3 Although Roland is devoted to pop culture enough that he could hold a conversation with enthusiasts of every genre whether it be songs, visual arts, or games, he usually shows indifference or contempt towards that kind of culture.

Secret 4 He has read plenty of literature or theatrical works, ranging from the classics to modern works. While Roland changes his answer daily when asked what his favorite work is, his answer to what his most disliked work remains consistent—"my own life."

Secret 5 He is surprisingly discrete and uses other people's inconsistent actions to irritably criticize them—even the most perfect person will be compelled by their sense of self-reproach during an interrogation. Roland calls it "fault-finding."

Secret 6 As much as his usual words include different meanings in them, Roland treats people who truly can't understand his words like children by giving them snacks and treats, joking around them, or even enjoying a magic show with them.

Secret 7 His feelings toward his "family" are quite complicated. Although he's compelled with a strong destructive impulse whenever he sees a scene of a happy family, Roland would never take any action against it, and there even are times he would wish them all the best instead.

Secret 8 Back when Roland was still an actor, smiling was an expression he takes pride in. He can express several varieties of emotions while the corners of his mouth are lifted. Perhaps there aren't that many individuals who could understand what he truly feels behind that smile.

Secret 9 As much as Roland places high regard on outward appearances and his garments seem to be "something he thoroughly thought of," his aesthetic sense is niche. He would willingly adjust to other people's appearance if he needs to.

Secret 10 Roland is the type of actor who puts his acting into practice—he can hold a conversation with "himself" and he always talks to himself even with people around him. Whether he's teasing other people, it's difficult to discern if he truly is talking to his imaginary self.

Secret 11 Roland summons 6-phases of himself inside his Sea of Consciousness if he needs to, and holds a "round-table meeting" to discuss the next step he must take. The codename he gave to the attendees of the meeting is R, O, L, A, N, and D—the informant is Roland, the person himself.[7]

Secret 12 His forte is handicrafts and his true hobby is making dolls and stuffed toys. It's perhaps one may be able to take a glimpse of who Roland truly is from the "marionette" he created. However, it seemed like he hasn't been able to devote himself to his hobby for quite a long time.

The story Roland was referencing here is J.R.R Tolkien's "Farmer Giles of Ham."

Damas y caballeros is a Spanish phrase which translates to "ladies and gentlemen."

While 虚空 could mean "void" or "empty space," it could also mean something as "non-existent" or "fictional." I chose "phantom" instead to reflect Roland's wording choice towards theatre and literature.

Roland is drawing a similarity to sirens in Greek mythology.

This may be a reference to the "Daily Struggle"/"Two Buttons" internet meme.

Burlesque is a literary, dramatic or musical work intended to cause laughter by caricaturing the manner or spirit of serious works, or by ludicrous treatment of their subjects. It is derived from the Italian word "burla" (TL: joke, ridicule or mockery)

This is in reference to a trope in anime "脳内会議" (TL: Internal Meeting). A few example of this trope is "Umaru Meeting" (Himouto Umaru-chan), "Catarina Five" (My Next Life as a Villainess), and Shinomiya Kaguya's (Kaguya-sama: Love is War)

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girllovescomic · 4 years ago

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Winter Begonia recap episode 29

Of course, the evil stepmother agrees to compete if he gets a chance to go up against his rival. He tries to dash out of there, but Jiang papa is like, Si Xi’er I am not done explaining what I want from you. The evil stepmother is like, nah, I don’t want to hear it, I got some shopping to do. Gotta look good when I face my rival. LOL, ok. Dengbao questions his father for using Si Xi’er in his plan against SXR. He’s like dad, we are not related to that evil stepmother, why are you wasting your time with that tired old queen to get at SXR! Besides, Ning Jiulang has many followers and patrons willing to pay for me, so there is not even a guarantee SXR will be selected, so what’s the deal? Jiang papa is like, son, I am not really supporting Si Xi’er, I just want that tired old queen to disgust SXR. WHAT? HOW? Like, how is that going to work? Despite the animosity, Si Xi’er is not even on the same level as SXR in the nandan department! He claims that by having both of the names mentioned during the competition, it will make it a laughingstock. WHAT? I am trying to follow the logic, but I can’t. No, Dengbao, your dad is not wise at all, he is as much of a dumbass as you.

Meanwhile, my other favorite side couple are discussing the nominees for the Liyuan Competition. The names are Si Xi’er (really, they nominate that bish), Chen Renxiang, Jiang Rongshou (what?), SXR, Ning Jiulang, Hou Yukui... I don’t even know why Xue Qianshan bothers to ask Du Qi who he thinks will win, seriously, you should already know what your boyfriend is going to say. Don’t be jealous and choke on your pipe smoke tho (yall simmer down, I am not talking about that pipe). Indeed, Xue Qianshan, you clearly did not use your brain when you asked that question. He asks Du Qi for his prediction based on that list of those who will move on to the final round. Du Qi declares that Ning Jiulang will go through. Xue Qianshan is unimpressed, saying the fairy godmother hasn’t been around for a long time, how can he still be popular? Oh honey, bro, reputation alone can do wonders for a great performer. Mr. Xue predicts Chen Renxiang would advance. Du Qi smirks while Mr. Xue reads an article hyping Chen Renxiang. Du Qi is unimpressed, repeating the words successful and brings up the competition against SXR. Yo, Du Qi, to be fair Chen Renxiang rocked his performance, is just that our boy SXR was spectacular. He states that CRX was so beat by SXR he had to run away. Well, he couldn’t perform for a year and wanted to be with his girlfriend. LOL, Du Qi asks if Mr. Xue hired someone to write this fake article. Damn, these two need to just get it on. Mr. Xue reads one of Du Qi’s own article flattering SXR for leading the trend with new opera, winning even the younger people’s heart. Mr. Xue is like, damn that is a fine article, who wrote it. Bish, you know your boyfriend did, why you fronting? Du Qi recommends another name and I almost choked. Jiang Dengbao!? Bish, what? Because of his name. GTFO. Ewww, just no. Hmm. Qian Qian seems to agree. Oh well.

Meanwhile, GAHHH, the annoying maid! Er Nainai is doing some accounting and asks if the annoying maid got any news from Lao Han about CFT mother. Sigh, I really do not like that she is the one looking for his mother. Well apparently, he hasn’t reported back from Fengtian, where Chun Xuan apparently lives. Er Nainai complains that her brother no longer comes to the house. LOL, why would he come to a house full of nagging women. Geezus xrist, he is useless, but he is not dumb. Ugh, why doesn’t Fan Xiang’er just marry that annoying maid. They make a better couple.

Meanwhile, we now know where Fan Lian is spending his time. LOL, just like his BIL, he prefers to hang with the performers. I don’t blame him, they are far more livelier, especially our penguin, who is explaining to Zhouzi how to smize with his eyes. Fan Lian runs inside the courtyard to tell Rui Rui that he has made it in the final round of the competition. Our confident penguin is like, of course, what else is new. He asks who made it as well. Fan Lian informs him that Ning Jiulang, Jiang Dengbao, and...what? Si Xi’er. THE FUCK. How much did Jiang Rongshou pay to have that old queen move on? Anyhoo, our penguin does not seem to care about that piece of news, LOL, in your face Rongshou. Fan Lian is the one who seems more rankled by that news along with some of the members, but not our penguin. Nah, he is too excited to hear that his fairy godmother has made the cut and he would be competing against him. LOL, he goes into a diatribe, wondering how he is going to win against his fairy godmother when even his dad couldn’t. LOL, he has already ceded the title. Oh my baby. Dasheng is not too happy to hear his boss already conceding; Fan Lian tells him he must fight for this, having pulled a lot of strings. Shit starter Shi Jiu is like, I saw you perform with your idol and you were as good as he was. Zhouzi seems to agree. Ran Long is like, Ning Jiulang only performed once a year, while you are more popular throughout Beiping, so he should be the one to win. Oh, Rui Rui does not seem to keen on it, even Dasheng notices. Seriously, Dasheng, has such a big crush on his boss, lol.

Next day, the streets are buzzing as the troupe is passing flyers urging passerby to vote for SXR. I love the music. It was the same use when Du Qi was writing Hidden Tale and when the battle of the beautiful queens was under way. LOL, is this Lao Ge getting involved?! Even the rickshaw driver is doing his part. LOL, Qian Qian, why do you bother asking your boyfriend about him writing articles only on SXR. You should know better. I really think he is jealous. We see a large banner for SXR with hubby contemplating the picture. He does some type of noise......yeah, I will leave it to your imagination. We see our penguin jumping up and down, wanting to take down the banner. Both Fan Lian and hubby are confused; Er Ye says this is not cheating, it is simply a banner for the campaign. Penguin says, no, I don’t need it. Fan Lian misinterpret this to mean he is too confident in his chance of winning, but penguin is like, nah, I just don’t want to compete anymore. Oh, Er Ye is puzzled by this, since the competition happens every five years and that is a golden opportunity, so why? Our penguin replies he doesn’t want to compete against his fairy godmother, who in his mind is the best performer. If he loses, it means he wasn’t good enough, and that would make him feel bad, but if he wins, how will he face his fairy godmother in the future. OHHHH, honey, stop it! I am sure your fairy godmother would be fine if you win. He loves you that much! Hubby asks if he wouldn’t disappoint his father if he forfeits, but penguin states he is worried, since it almost his father’s death anniversary and he will go back to Pingyang to bow at his grave and admit his wrongdoing. LOL, Dasheng blows the cover on the white lie, replying the anniversary is in two months. BWAWAWA, the penguin stomps out defeated, declaring he can compete against anyone, but Ning Jiulang, while hubby smiles at his cute penguin wife leaving. Fan Lian, do not get involve, bro!

My old gays are back. Qi Wangye calls out to his wifey, informing him that as soon as he returns to the stage, he is already nominated for Best Performer. Fairy Godmother replies that in the opera circle, people love to fool around for fun, meaning his nomination is just people playing around for shits and giggles. He tell his hubby to not pay any mind to the circus. Qi Wangye reminds that every competition, it was either him or Hou Yukui who won, with Shang Juzhen as runner-up. He mentions Jiang Rongshou winning once, after he became the chairman. HMMMMM, did he buy his win? Qi Wangye comments that this year may not be easy with Rui Ge. Fairy Godmother changes the subject, bringing up growing watermelons in the South Garden. LOL, smoooothhh. Qi Wangye gets the hint that Jiulang is scolding him for having some free time. Qi Wangye is like, fine, I am going to be a socialite and go buy a newspaper to vote. Fairy godmother, say, fine, go ahead. Qi Wangye is like, you are not going to stop me and fairy godmother replies, no, just give your vote to my little penguin, that will be fine. Qi Wangye is like, what? and then they laugh. I love my old gays.

At a voting station, a crowd is there to place their votes for SXR when a strangely looking man, with sunglasses, a hat and scarf wrapped around half of his face comes in to buy up 10 votes for Ning Jiulang. Why does he sounds like our penguin? One of the voters outbid him with 20 votes for SXR. He doesn’t have any money to up the ante. One of the voters tells him that Ning Jiulang is too old to be competing he should be spending time hugging his grandchildren instead, adding how many years can he last if he becomes the Best Performer this year. The one who outbid him says Ning Jiulang shouldn’t be competing against a fresh face youngster like SXR, it is embarrassing. The strangely disguised man is like, yo, I am here to buy votes why are you dragging Ning Jiulang through the mud. The voter replies that fans are the reflection of the performer, chasing our disguised man claiming he is as eccentric as his idol. LOL, if they only knew who that was!

Best girl Xiao Lai catches our penguin rifling through the drawers and sees him holding the bank book stamp. She asks if he is going to pay tribute to the money god. Oh, is that we call doting on your hubby these days! Can I have a money god to pay tribute to as well? She tells him that he’s been splurging too much on the spendthrift Er Ye, buy imported cigarettes, alcohol, paying up his gambling debt (bro!), milk formula, expensive dishes at the restaurant. LOL, penguin is not listening, except to correct her when she says it amounts to 100K, claiming it is really only 80K. BWAHAHA, oh honey! She’s like, boss, you are going to go bankrupt doting on your hubby, if he stays longer. He replies that for all the things he’s done, why not, but she replies that Shuiyin Troupe is not Cheng Er Ye’s piggybank. Penguin is like, yo, this is not for Er Ye and I think I have an idea what it is for. Penguin wants to buy the votes for Jiulang. She tries to stop him, but he twirls his way out. LOL, poor Xiao Lai. Novel Xiao Lai emerges again as she screams he will regret spending so much on Er Ye.

It’s the day of the result and the Liyuan Opera Hall is filled the brim. Boss Niu is on the stage waiting for the Jiang Rongshou to show up so he can start the count. LOL, Du Qi and Fan Lian are both there. I ship these two. LOL. Finally, the douchebag father and son duo finally arrives. Boss Niu announces the start of the competition. We see Si Xi’er and Xue Qianshan in the crowd. Why are you sitting from your boyfriend? The first vote is for Ning Jiulang, the next is for SXR. Meanwhile, our fairy godmother is singing to his bird, trying once again to teach him that song from the first time we met him. Qi Wangye comes in and compliments him, which makes Ning Jiulang stop singing. LOL. Qi Wangye comments how hard it is to hear his wifey sing, if he had known he would have eavesdropped outside. He asks if his wifey is really not going to go to the Liyuan Association Hall to watch the count. Jiulang informs him he sent someone in his stead. Qi Wangye is like, don’t you want to receive the award yourself. Jiulang smirks and asks if Wangye really believes he will win the award. Instead he believes that penguin will win. Wangye is like you really think that foggy Jiang papa is going to let him win. Jiulang seems to think about it for a brief moment, but then snickers, inviting Qi Wangye to take a look at their watermelon seedlings. Yo, anyone who claims they are only friends, please stop right now. They are planting freaking watermelons in their garden together. Alright!

The count continues. Wait, someone actually voted for Dengbao! Evil stepmother asks about Ning Jiulang, to which Jiang papa ignores the question. Meanwhile, our couple is walking together overlooking the city. Seriously, what a romantic setting. Anyhoo, Er Ye is like, why aren’t you at the Association Hall instead of having a romantic walk with me. Rui Rui recalls the last time he came to this area, it was snowing; he was careless and took a fall, forcing him not to perform for days. Wait, how is a penguin fall in the snow? Er Ye responds the troupe members must be looking anxiously for him since he left without letting them know. He shows Er Ye a tree which has a large cut, apparently made by Qi Wangye out of anger. Er Ye replies why is he telling him that when he was not the one chopped. He brings the conversation back to Rui Rui not going to the Association Hall. Rui Rui answers no; hubby asks if he is afraid. Rui Rui answers yes, he is, especially of winning. He does that face that captures hubby’s attention (to be honest, it doesn’t take much, lol). He tells how he used to think his father was formidable, chasing him all over the street to beat him, which he couldn’t never outrun, until one day, he ran so fast, he saw his father leaning on the stick, panting while looking at him, realizing he had grown taller and stronger. He wasn’t happy at the realization that his father’s age had slowed him down. Er Ye asks who can outrun aging and Rui Rui answers who can stop time. Er Ye replies that God gives everything an expiration date, when that date comes, it naturally degenerates, how can his fairy godmother be an exception? Rui Rui complains that time has come too fast, Jiulang is still high up in his heart. Oh boo boo, honey bun, you are the fresh faced, the one the crowd clamor for. It doesn’t mean Jiulang has sang his swansong, but since he doesn’t perform as much, it is normal for him to be upstage by some of equal talent like you! He claims he is not ready to replace him. Boss Niu still counts and the last two votes are for our penguin. Meanwhile, the evil stepmother only has one vote. BWAHAHAHAHA. He storms out, followed by his pretty boys army. They ask if they should leave like this and evil stepmother replies he doesn’t want to stay for fear of being mocked. One of them asks didn’t one fan vote for you, but it turns out it was him. LOLOLOL. Best girl catches up to the couple and Rui Rui asks how she knew he was there. Bro, what is wrong with you? Of course she would know, she’s been with you for decades now! She’s your best girl! Oh wait, Er Ye reveals he sent Lao Ge to get her after dropping them off. Ok, I take that back Rui Rui. She tells him to hurry up and go to the Association Hall, informing that even Qi Wangye’s people are there, it would not be a good look for him not to appear. Rui Rui asks if Jiulang is there, which stomps best girl, unsure how to answer, but does tell him that Jiulang assistant is there. Hubby tells him that maybe he didn’t win after all, but since Jiulang is there, he needs to go. Rui Rui is like, right, I should go, but he needs to change clothes. Best girl grabs his wrist, telling him she already arranged with Shi Jiu to get the clothes.

Boss Niu thanks the crowd for the support and declare the competition has concluded. It is time to announce the results. Du Qi gets up on the table to see the results. LOL, such a fanboy. Ning Jiulang of Qinyang Troupe has 3586 votes, Du Qi looks over at Jiang Rongshou to see his reaction, while one of the reporter tells Xue Qianshan that Ning Jiulang has been popular for two decades. CEO Xue replies that Boss Ning has quite the pedigree, having worked for the Bureau of Imperial Operas before and was appointed by the Empress Dowager as Minister of Opera Circle, becoming a top guest at Qi Wangye manor. Hmmm... you mean married to Qi Wangye. His connections and experience cannot be underestimated. The reporter is like, oh so it seems like he is going to win. CEO Xue following in his boyfriend footsteps respond not to jump to conclusion. Boss Niu announces the tally for Rui Rui and it is a tie with fairy godmother. The crowd is excited while Xue is like, see, I told you so. They announce that weasel Dengbao received 1257 votes. LOL, what?! Who the fuck voted for him? He gets up to greet everyone. Whatever. Then it is Si Xi’er turn. Why even announce it, it is so goddamn embarrassing. Boss Niu is about to announce the results, seeing this is God’s will or something like that, but someone in the crowd claims the vote must have been rigged in favor of Rui Rui. Someone asks for a recount. Yooo, really Jiang senior! You would sink that low? Du Qi throws a tea kettle on the floor, breaking it. He tells the one asking for a recount he will rip his mouth if he continue to spew nonsense. The guy is like try me, but Fan Lian stops him from making a fool out of himself. Ohhh, judging from weasel Dengbao smirks, he was the one who caused this ruckus. Geezus xrist! A man enters the room and shuts up the crowd declaring he has one more vote to deliver. It’s Ning Jiulang’s assistant, Mr. Tong. He exchanges pleasantries with Jiang senior, claiming he got lost on his way to the Association since he doesn’t get to come out as much due him not going out as much. Jiang papa smiles profusely, thinking Mr. Tong is here to cast away Rui Rui chances in favor of his boss. Boss Niu invites him to bring his vote to the stage. Meanwhile, Er Ye brings Rui Rui to front steps of the Association Hall, helping him dress. AWWWWWW, like a good wifey taking care of his spouse! When did the roles reverse? I guess since Rui Rui is taking care of him, he has become the wifey, not that I am complaining. Rui Rui says he wished there would be some fast beating drum rolls to announce the winner. LOL, Er Ye is like, my baby is so weird, but I love him. Inside Boss Niu looks at the vote and ask Mr. Tong if he is sure. He replies that is Boss Ning’s order and go ahead in announcing the result. Boss Niu announces the winner of the Liyuan Best Performer Competition is.......our RUI RUI. Outside, Er Ye is still dressing up his husband when they hear the results, while Du Qi and Fan Lian are embracing each other. I SQUEAALLL. Mr. Ton announces he has brought a gift for Rui Rui for this occasion. It is a plaque with Golden Stage Best Performer written on it. LOL, Jiang Rongshou is pissed off and storms out of the Hall. Go join the evil stepmom. CEO Xue tells his reporter that Boss Ning had planned this for a long time. The dense reporter asks what he means by that and CEO Xue replies the Opera World has a new ruler. Our penguin stomps inside the Hall with hubby in tow, seeing the gift from fairy godmother. Rui Rui states that Jiulang is not old after all and runs out, followed by his hubby.

Rui Rui is facing the ancestor’s altar while Er Ye and Fengyi are outside, not wanting to disturb his bae. Dasheng sees him and asks why he is not asleep. The other members join in and Er Ye complains that Rui Rui could have done some reflections elsewhere besides his room. I was about to suggest that he simply sleeps and stares at his bae, but apparently Rui Rui scares him by not moving nor blinking, just kneeling and mutter in front of the Ancestor Tablet. Dasheng suggest he sleeps in Rui Rui’s room and he replies that it looks like a doghouse. Sigh, these are moments I wished book Fengtai came out to play more. Book Fengtai was far more willing to eat the same food as Rui Rui and sleep in the same room. Ewww, delusional shit starter Shi Jiu, with Ran Long help (girl, what are you doing?!) offers her room to sleep in. LOL, Er Ye is like, Nah, I will go to the doghouse. Yeah, glad Er Ye prefers to sleep with Rui Rui smells surrounding him than encourage the deluded Shi Jiu. LOL, Dasheng is like, well, can I go to your room. Shi Jiu is like hell no.

Fairy Godmother brings the plaque with him and accosts Dasheng, asking the little brother where to find Rui Rui. Dasheng tells him that Rui Rui slept in the Ancestor Teacher’s room. Dasheng is so excited to meet the fairy godmother, telling him to watch his steps. Such eleganza in one figure! He enters the room where Rui Rui is sleeping on the floor and approaches the sleeping figure. OMG HE IS SO CUTE, I CANNOT. Our fairy godmother being the equessential fairy stands above the sleeping penguin and then stares at the plaques, back to the penguin, trying to wake him up. The cutie pie opens his eyes and stares at the figure above him, telling his fairy godmother he was talking about him to the Ancestor Teacher and he suddenly shows up. He grabs the fairy godmother’s leg like a little toddler and say it was a great dream, feeling so real. Awww, is he still dreaming? Ning Jiulang reproaches him gently, saying this kid is so immersed in opera that dreaming or not, he can’t differentiate what is dream to reality. Continues saying how naturally gifted a singer Rui Rui is and tells the penguin to take what he is about to say as a dream, while the baby is holding tightly his leg with his eyes closed. AWWWWWWWW. Fairy Godmother wonders if the penguin will remember any of the things he is about to say, but still goes on. He tells Rui Rui that whether he wants to admit it, he is already old, which limits some of the things he can do as an actor like bending or sing a high pitch. When he was younger, he grew up in the palace raised by the eunuchs, thus learning by imitating their behaviors as an actor, making neither a master or a slave, which limits his potentiality. Unlike Rui Rui, who can learn all the different techniques, gestures and behaviors onstage, he doesn’t have the capacity to comprehend them. All he could do is follow his teacher and copy whatever he could, which made him fearful of making a mistake and upsetting the Empress Dowager. He adds he couldn’t innovate like Rui Rui, adding his own ideas into the opera. While he is saying that, Rui Rui again wins the award for the most adorable penguin of the year. Just on that alone, Yin Zheng must win best actor award, I will riot China! Because of his need to be perfect in the stifling environment of the palace, he could only perform the classical operas from hundred years ago, despite being tired of performing them, but that is all he could do. Cutie pie penguin tells him he performed them well, which fairy godmother agrees, but he has reached his peak. If he cannot soar past the palace wall, then he cannot elevate to a higher level. He thank God for letting him meet Rui Rui, who holds the leg tighter. Fairy Godmother admonishes him gently for not obeying discipline while growing up, always asking questions when learning operas, doing as he wish and not being afraid of making mistake or getting a beating. Since coming to Beiping, he became more unrestrained, changing plays as he wish, which reminds Jiulang of the revolutionaries who barged into the palace. He admired their spirits, but he was afraid of following them since they destroyed the sheltered world he lived in, pushing him into the unfamiliar world of the civilians. Fortunately for him, he had Qi Wangye to stay by his side which made the transition between the two worlds easier, allowing him to survive. AWWWW. He was aware they were the future he could not avoid. For him Rui Rui is like the sky above, that no matter how thick the brick wall was, if there was a crack, the sky will peer through eventually to let the light shine. He needed a person like him, just like Beijing Operas need someone like him. Rui Rui ask fairy godmother what he is talking about, bringing up revolutionaries, spirits, which confuses him. Fairy Godmother tells him not to worry, simply remember what he said, he will understand in the future. Rui RUi said he talks too much about the future, it makes him sleepy. LOL. He tells him it is just a dream, so he wants to only hug him and fall asleep. When he wakes up, he will talk to him. Fairy godmother says fine, I will go ahead and make your bed. He calls out his men to bring the plaque. Fairy Godmother brings Rui Rui to the bed where Er Ye has been sleeping and where the plaque is, and lays him down. Baby penguin wakes up and sees the white hair ion fairy godmother’s head, comments about it and pulls it out. LOL. Then falls back to sleep. Fairy Godmother watches him sleep for a bit, then steps out, as the crowd of actors pool in front of the house. They comment about his grace and pose, yess, this queen is the ultimate MOTHER.

Baby penguin finally awakes and sees the plaque. Shocked, he gets off the bed and screams out the plaque has turned into a demon with legs and came over the house. LOL, this penguin! Best girl enters the room in a hurry asking what is wrong. He asks how the plaque came here and she tells him that Boss Ning delivered to him. He is surprised to hear that Jiulang was actually here in the flesh and not in his dream and best girl is like, OMG, are your dazed and confused! Bro, you were talking with your fairy godmother for a while! It dawns on the penguin that his fairy godmother was really there and finds the white hair strand. LOL. He runs to the courtyard where hubby is sitting with Fengyi, surrounded by the other actors. He take the baby and gives it to shit starter Shi Jiu, so he can pull hubby back into the room for some naughty times (sigh, I wish). He tells Er Ye to lay on the bed where the plaque is still on. Er Ye finds it uncomfortable to do so, but still does it. Rui Rui snickers and asks how it feels. Er Ye replies he would rather lay on the floor because it is very uncomfortable. He sat up while Rui Rui tells him that he does not know what is good. He informs him it is the plaque gifted by his fairy godmother, which is the highest of all favors, such high-level treatment. OK GUYS, I need to warn you for the next sentence our Rui Rui is going to blurt. You might melt, jump with joy, weep like a little bish, die a few deaths. I know I did. Alright, drum rolls... Our Rui Rui blurts out the most valuable things in ShuiyinLou are in this room:The Ancestor Teacher, his father, Jiulang’s plaque and HIM. OMG, OMG, OMG, our Rui Rui just confessed his love for Er Ye!!!!!! I have died, I am dead, I need a moment to reincarnate. Er Ye looks at him like he is the most beautiful thing in the world, and we all know he is. He is moved, his heart pitter patter, his bae just declared his love for him. He smiles upon the realization, although our Rui Rui is dense as fuck, not realizing the emotional wave coursing through his hubby’s mind and body. OMG, Er Ye’s smile!!!!!!! I am dead again. He tells him how touched he is to hear his bae declare his love. Dense penguin says don’t be, just lecture me less. PENGUIN, your bae is far too happy right now to even do this. At the urging of the penguin, Er Ye lays down and looks far too happy, not uncomfortable at all. Seriously, the man is so happy, the bed could be wrapped with 100% Egyptian cotton. OMG, Er Ye smiling profusely.

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kissmeunderthestarlight · 7 years ago

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Swimming Fool(Jun-Seventeen)

Requested by: elisyilay

~I've fallen into you, I'm struggling because of you. My movements become slower and I'm starting to suffocate. I'm a swimming fool. I want to not think of you sometimes, I think I'm gonna go crazy when I think of you, but it's easier said than done. Whatever la lala lalalala~

"Hey, jagi?" You heard your husband call from inside the kitchen.

"Yeah?" You called from your small office room inside the house, which had your stuff for work you needed to bring home and Jun's things.

"I-uh-think there's a problem with my food," he called out before trailing off.

You looked up and stared blankly at the wall, not really understanding what would be wrong with it. "What do you me-"

"WOAH! AHH!"

Your eyes widened and you shot from your chair taking off towards the kitchen, stopping when you opened the door and saw what happened. "What the -"

Jun turned towards you and then glanced back towards the now covered in red sauce microwave. "Uhm, I told you there was something wrong with my food." He mumbled as he looked at the horrific scene with a scowl.

You didn't know what to say, all you could do was glance from him to the microwave and back again. After a few minutes though you felt a laugh bubble up but bit your lip to hold it back, though that apparently was futile since you stared laughing. Hard. Like so hard you had tears forming in your eyes and your stomach was cramping.

"Oh..m-my...gosh. I can't beli-believe you...just did that! Bwahaha!"

Jun stared at you like you were insane for a few seconds before an amused smile formed on his face and he rolled his eyes. "I don't get it though," he said before turning serious again. "Why'd it explode?"

You finally calmed down and took a seat on the bar stool as you wiped underneath your eyes and took deep breaths. "You've never been told that you can't put anything with red sauce in the microwave uncovered for long periods of time?"

His eyes widened in disbelief, "What? Why? That's so stupid!"

You shrugged and smiled at him in amusement, "I don't know but I thought everyone knew that."

"Well obviously I didn't," he muttered as he sighed and got some paper towels to start cleaning the mess up.

"Uhm, here let me get you some cleaner."

"Thanks jagi."

~Hit me hit me up. Ring ring ring ring I call. My mouth curls, the moment I pick up my mouth curls. When you want to hear about my heart throw your hands up, throw your hands up, throw your hands up. I've fallen into you, I'm struggling because of you. My movements become slower and I'm starting to suffocate. I'm a swimming fool~

The two of you were now watching a drama that was playing on tv but you just started giggling when the look on Jun's face from earlier popped into your head. Jun glanced over at you and pulled his eyebrows together, wondering what made you laugh since it wasn't exactly a funny scene that was playing.

You felt Jun's gaze on you which made you laugh harder and you fell back into his arms. "Sorry," you said lamely as you bit back the rest of your laughs.

"Why're you laughing?" He asked you, still confused and curious.

"Uhm, just thought about something funny." You said, trying to brush the question off so you wouldn't upset Jun.

Though he wasn't stupid and guessed right off the bat what you were laughing at. "Yah! I thought we weren't going to think about what happened earlier?!"

You laughed and shook your head, "I'm sorry but your face when I ran in and saw you, it was so frikin funny!"

"Ya~h~ it wasn't that funny!" He whined as he pouted and took his arm from behind your neck.

"I'm sorry, it's not you I'm laughing at it's just what happened that I find funny."

"Mhm, sure."

You smiled and rolled your eyes though you looked to the man with adoration. You loved how he always got embarrassed and pretended like he was mad. "Hey, jagi. Mianhae~"

He looked over at you and saw you tilting your head to the side, pouting cutely. He looked away quickly and tried to hide his smile from you. Though you loved to pick on him he could never stay mad at you and it was same the other way around. Neither of you was ever mad at one another, and it you ever did get upset it never lasted long.

"Oppa~" You called out to him as you pouted, "I'm rea~lly sorry. Forgive me?"

He sighed and forced the smile off his face before turning to face you, "Aish. Why should I?"

"Because I love you! Saranghaeyo~" You told him as you smiled and made a heart with your hands.

He laughed and brought his hands up to his face, cupping your cheeks. "Aish, I love you too. Why can I never stay mad at you?"

You smiled and kissed his nose, "Because I'm cute and you love me?"

"Haha, yeah that's the reason I suppose." He said as he pretended to think it over then chuckled when you pouted, leaning forward and kissing your cheeks then your forehead.

"I love you," he whispered.

"I love you, too. I suppose."

You both smiled and you rolled your eyes playfully. He tilted his head and smiled widely at me then his eyes widened. Sitting up straight now he stared at you with a serious expression making you look at him with confusion.

"Wh-What?"

"Let's have a baking contest!"

~Tantalizing feel that soaks from the tip of my toes I twitch once. The heart dances, badum tss. I throw my body, I've fallen for you stupid. I'm always soaked in this feeling. The light shining because of you is hot. I want to keep swimming. We are always tied together, tightly. Hit me hit me up. Ring ring ring ring I call. My mouth curls, the moment I pick up my mouth curls. When you want to hear about my heart throw your hands up, throw your hands up, throw your hands up~

"Okay, we have milk chocolate cake mix and then fudge brownie mix. Oo~ or we have..."

You sighed as you watched your husband go on and on about the different baking mixes that were stored in your pantry. Leaning against the counter you crossed your arms and couldn't believe that you had actually agreed to this idea.

"Hey, babe, maybe we shouldn't do this."

"Huh? Wae?" He asked you as he kept looking through the boxed mixes to find one he wanted to make.

"I mean....you didn't make spaghetti sauce explode in our microwave earlier."

"Yah~ Didn't I tell you not to mention that again?" He whined as he turned to face you with a pout.

"Jun," you said softly, "Honey, you've never baked anything before. You've always just watched me, you never even wanted to help. You sure you can bake this stuff without making anything-hmmm- you know, explode?"

He sighed and looked at you with exasperation. "Yes!"

"Alright, alright, don't get lippy. You can't blame me for being cautious." You told him as you cupped his face.

"Yeah, I guess not." He took your hands from his face and turned to the two boxes on the counter with excitement. "Now, let's get started!"

"Oh god, here we go."

*Ten minutes later*

You sat on the floor, your legs stretched out straight in front of you, and scowled at the counter across from you. Jun was beside you on the floor and occasionally would glance over at you, worry in his gaze. He would reach his hand out slowly but then would change his mind and retrack it again.

The kitchen around you both was a mess, chocolate mixing everywhere even some on the walls. Egg shells were scattered around and there was even some oil that had fallen, dripping over the side of the counters and onto the floor. Among other things you were scared to even acknowledge. You weren't exactly sure what had happened but you knew it started with Jun's evil smirk.

"Hey, jagi? I'm sorry," Jun said breaking the thick silence and slightly turning to face you. "Jagi?"

You stayed silent but turned your hand and glared at him, chocolate mixing sliding from your head and onto the floor. He smiled innocently and took ahold of your hand and brought it up to his lips, pressing a gentle kiss to it.

"I wuv you~" He told cutely as he scooted closer to you. "Here, let me help you clean up."

He brought his face closer to your own and you looked to him with confusion, "What are you doi- EW!!! UGH!!"

He laughed as you pulled away and stood up, walking to the sink and grabbing some paper towels that were laying beside it.

"I can't believe you frikin licked my cheek!" Your nose crinkled with disgust as you glared back at him.

He laughed again and walked up to you, wrapping his arms around your waist and laying his chin on your shoulder. "Sorry, thought I was helping you."

"Mhm," you hummed as you tore off another paper towel and dampened it before handing it back to him.

"Here, clean up."

"Yes ma'am," he told you as he grabbed it and then paused handing it back to you.

You took it with confusion and glanced from him to the towel. "What? Don't want to be clean?"

He smiled and shook his head, "No I just want you to clean me."

"What? Seriously?"

"Pwease~" He drawled out as he pouted cutely making you sigh and smile.

"Ugh, fine."

"I love you~" He said as he chuckled and closed his eyes while you started cleaning up the mixing.

"Mhm, you better."

~I’ve fallen into you, I’m struggling because of you. My movements become slower and I’m starting to suffocate. I’m a swimming fool. I’ve fallen into you, I’m struggling because of you. My movements become slower and I’m starting to suffocate. I’m a swimming fool~

#kpop #kpop imagines #kpopimagines #Seventeen #jun #junhui

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