#is going to get wrecked soon lmaoo

[poyoofthestars]

Chapter 4: Landscapes of an Old Era

“What the heck?! What in the Original One is going on?! Ughh.. this is not how it works.” Magolor grumbles, then finally feels a shift. “Finally! And here I thought-!” Before Magolor finished his sentence, a Poison Jab from behind struck him. Not only did it draw small amounts of blood, but it also left some poison. 

Magolor collapsed to the ground, poisoned. “W-wa?! Magolor?” Sailor stuttered, seeing him collapse. She immediately caught him, then saw the wound left by Poison Jab. “S-Sir Meta Knight! He’s wounded!” Sailor says, not noticing the poison left behind. “Suppress the wound, Sailor! Do you have a-” Meta Knight was cut off by Magolor. “I’m fine. Owie. It’s an everyday problem at this poinnt. I feelin’ fiine like a good ’ol grass type” he says to Meta but the wound and poison combined made him collapse… on the knight “Does this look fine to you, Magolor?” Was the last thing Magolor heard before he fell asleep on Meta Knight. “...fine, huh?” he says, deadpanning. But since their attention was on Magolor, they did not realize that the attacker was still around, and struck the nearest of the trio, Sailor Dee. Unfortunately for them though Sailor brought out a comically large Ultra Sword. “What the fu-” was the only thing heard before the comically large Ultra Sword swung down on him, courtesy of the one he tried to take out of the equation. “I came prepared! Did you seriously think that you can get the drop on me?!”

…she ultimately received no response, while Meta Knight, whose eyeballs are ready to pop out of their sockets, looked at her in disbelief. He saw his crew member holding an extra large Ultra Sword. “Note to self: don’t piss off Sailor.”  he thought, then seeing a seemingly dead body of a monkey thing. Unfortunately, it was also the same time when Magolor woke up, still disoriented from the surprise attack earlier, tried to stand and needed support. Meta Knight offered to help and he surprisingly took it. “How are you even up in the first place? You took a lot of-” Magolor cut Meta Knight off by bluntly saying, “Pecha Berries, my love.” he said unknowingly flirting. While Magolor didn’t really get what he said, Meta Knight understood it totally and blushed hard. 

“D-don’t say something like that you… you dummy!” Meta says, still blushing, and quickly punches Magolor on the cheek to fully wake him up. “Ugh.. what a wake up slap. Whose great idea was that?” Magolor spoke, fully awake and aware. “Sir Meta Knight’s idea! It’s because you flir-!” Meta Knight immediately put his hand over Sailor’s mouth. “Nothing to notice here.” He says, which Magolor saw as a lie. “Umm.. Meta? I know you your lying.” He said, much to the surprise of the knight. “What do you mean?” 

“You and me, private talk NOW.” Magolor states, eating a pecha berry and dragging Meta away. 

Sailor looks at them, confused at how Magolor recovered easily. Little did she know, the monkey that she attacked and knocked out was starting to come to. And when she felt movement, it was too late to fight back. The monkey knocked her out immediately, although the Waddle Dee had proven to be useful to him, as a hostage for that damn ogre. “Oh little Ogerpon, things won’t be the same this time.” Munkidori said, looking at the direction that the duo went and left a note for them saying, “I have your friend, ogre. If you know what’s best for you, go to the caves.” Then he left. 

[stars-n-spice]

TBB S3 TRAILER

Holy FUCK I was not prepared for this.

As soon as I saw the trailer posted on Instagram, I grabbed my laptop and casted the trailer on the TV and stood in front of the TV like an old asian man; hands behind the back, spine bent, feet planted shoulder width apart.

Cannot believe it's finally here and I've got a lot of thoughts that I'm going to put under the cut because holy shit, this trailer hit me like a brick.

Idk if they will be comprehensive honestly but I'm writing them down as I rewatch the trailer.

In summary though? This season is going to absolutely wreck me and I will never recover from it emotionally and probably financially too if we get a new wave of merch and shit with it too.

Anyways, thoughts and reactions under the cut-

What the fuck are they doing with that transport? They stealing something? Retrieving something? Is it a tank? Hello, where is Echo??? IS THAT FUCKING CROSSHAIR?! IN S1 ARMOR???

PHEE GENOA!! so fucking great to see her again, I'm going to be absolutely devastated if they show us her reaction to Tech's supposed death.

CAPTAIN REX MY LOVE YOU'VE COME HOME!! "I thought the end of the war would mean the end to losing more of our brothers" <- that better be about Tech and not about Cody, so help me god-

OMEGA'S NEW HAIRCUT :( she looks so much older now :((

STOP CROSSHAIR LOOKS SO FUCKING SAD. I feel terrible actually... this is like,, this is a shell of a man,, like,, this is a man who's got like,, nothing. He looks awful and I swear if he doesn't get some peace of mind I'm going to lose my mind.

"Omega's been waiting for us a long time." NO NO NO DON'T FUCKING DO THIS TO ME. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU DO A TIMESKIP, ANY MEASURE OF TIME THAT OMEGA HAD TO BE WITHOUT HER BROTHERS AND WONDERING WHEN THEY WERE GOING TO COME AND GET HER IT'S GOING TO BREAK ME. I fucking hate timeskips so much, I swear if she's been by herself for more than a year, or even just a year, I'm going to be PISSED. If she doesn't get the chance to be a kid like she deserves I'm going to fucking lose it.

PALPATINE?! "There is nothing of greater importance to secure the purpose of this Empire" <- y'all talking about cloning? About cloning Palpatine because you have to explain why "somehow Palpatine returned"???

HEY WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?!

Holy shit the animation is really good. Like that whole fighting montage?? The fucking scene on the bridge looks like,, fucking live action to me. Idk how to describe it but the animation is fuckng beautiful and I wish Star Wars did more animation because this is gorgeous.

FENNEC SHAND MY LOVE!! MY WIFE RETURNS!!! PLEASE BE IN MORE THAN ONE EPISODE MY QUEEN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! and Cad Bane is there too ig-

"They are coming, for all of you." <- who is this. do not come for me but I cannot for the life of me figure out who this is. It's not Cody, I don't see the scar. Someone help me out here-

WOLFFE IS BACK BABY!!! FUCK I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE HIM IN TBB ART STYLE

HUNTER ON PABU! Thinking they probably went back after everything and I want to see how they've adjusted and settled in, please, I am begging.

My baby, my angel, myivida, the light of my life. Fuck it's so good to see and hear you again. If anything happens to you I swear to god-

LMAOO DID HUNTER JUST GET YOINKED BY A SPACE CROC?!?! WAIT THEY'RE ON THE BOAT WITH FENNEC!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA

There are two clips that allude to the fact that they get Crosshair out of there before they get Omega and I'm going feral over it. If this means we get them reuniting with Crosshair sooner than later I'm fucking ecstatic. Like because,, that's Crosshair's rifle and they clearly cropped the screen for the sake of the trailer, right? Right??

Hey where is the zillo beast?

ASAJJ VENTRESS??!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! You're telling me,, I get a season,, with Wrecker, Wolffe, Fennec, AND Asajj? Oh be still my beating heart. Anyone hear something meowing?

Also I know in the trailer it seems like she's facing off with TBB but the backgrounds don't really seem to line up so I'm hoping they don't actually face off with each other.

Tech literally only being indirectly mentioned and showing his death scene again but recolored and shit makes me feel all kinds of things.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

3 EPISODE PREMIERE?!?!?!?!?!?! fuck me.

Echo wasn't in this trailer enough and where the FUCK was Cody?!?!?!?!

Fuck.

[thewhumpcaretaker]

HIIYAAA

In the a/b/o mood again soooo

Alpha Santino x omega John. LIKE imagine little alpha Santino with tall omega John AHAHA

How would horny ass Santino act when John goes into heat? Does John also get a tiny bit snappy with Santino or he acts a bit different? Just like how would this even look like, that relationship LMAOO

And uhhh Santino gets him pregnant at some point... I think he's into it. Mpreg John, yes.

I honestly really started to like this idea, I'm tweaking AAAH

I wonder if the people next to me saw me writing this on the plane lmaooooo…

Most of these ended up being focused on John but there’s plenty of Santino here too! I love their dynamic. 

CW: this is just so explicit HAHA

●・○・●・○・●

This is absolutely a “spoiled little prince” scenario. Alpha Santino wants to see John beg for him, wants to see how much John can take, wants John right NOW.

When John goes into heat, Santino immediately follows, just from the scent of him. 

If anything happens to his omega, Santino is a wreck. Rampaging around, absolutely feral, ordering everyone to kill whoever is responsible.

Alpha Santino gets rough in bed of course, and likes to hold John down and be controlling. Which is good, because being controlled makes John feel safe.

John is nonverbal as hell during mating. And during heat in general. As soon as he starts to gets overwhelmed, he can’t say a single word. Yeah, again, those nonverbal safewords are important. 

There’s a lot of nonverbal communication in general. I just have a mental image of Santino trying to leave to go get something and John’s hand shooting out to grab his wrist, and he’s gazing up at him with the most intense, urgent look, with tears in those big dark eyes.

I think John gets depressed during his heats. He doesn’t want to move or get out of bed - not just in the sense of nesting, but in the sense of being really lethargic and lost in bad memories.

He really doesn’t beg very much unless he’s asked to. He’s the quietest and most stoic omega Santino has ever seen. He’ll just lay there and whimper. Santino has to remind him to ask for what he needs. “Oh, you’re hurting, mio caro. What’s wrong? You need me to hump you harder?”

^ And yes, that is what he needs. He needs Santino in every way. He needs to be held and fucked senseless to make the bad thoughts go away. 

He does get aggressive too. Anyone who tries to come near him and isn’t Santino is going to get heavily snapped at. And if you actually cross him when he’s like this…well let’s just say I hope your funeral arrangements are in order. But he pretty much never fights with his Alpha - he’s too eager to please.

Sometimes he does tire Santino out though. His stamina is unbelievable.

Mpreg John is absolutely a thing - if omega Santino would love to be bred, John would love it even more because he genuinely wants a child. It’s something he has always dreamed about. Even the fantasy of it is something he loves to bring into the bedroom.

He actually handles the pregnancy really well, because he has such a high pain tolerance. Again, Santino has to take care of him and remind him to speak up for his needs. John is slowly learning that when he asks for something, Santino will always help. He’ll move heaven and earth for his omega. 

●・○・●・○・●

[saythenameritwika]

Im a baby carat and it really warms my heart so see someone love them so deeply ❤️ I know I probably just spammed your with all my likes (sorry not sorry) but scrolling through you account just makes me fall deeper for svt and I adore yo(u) for it >3< (yes I think I'm so clever Im really not LOL) here's to more years of seventeen!!! 💎💕

ALSO ASIDE FROM THAT who is your bias & what is your fav era/album/song?? I'm still trying to work through 9 years of discography (pains of being a 2024 carat 😭) and I wanted to know if there are like ICONIC tracks that may be older (since I'm going from most current to oldest) that I need to listen to immediately before all else?

thank you again for being so loving 🫶

Oh, I definitely noticed your activity, lmaoo 😭🤣. I was so surprised because my phone started blowing up on a random Wednesday evening 😭🥹. But thank you!! 🩷🩵😭😭

Thank you for noticing my love for Seventeen!! I mean, it's pretty obvious, but I love that Carats (new and old) can feel the love that I have for Seventeen because I seriously love them so much. They have become an irreplaceable part of my life, and I don't think I have truly loved anything or anyone as much as them 😭😭.

I adore (yo)u too (you are clever, girl 😭😭)!!!! I'm glad that my posts made you fall in love more with Seventeen 🩷🩵! I hope you stick around 😉 because my love for them is only growing, and I'm gonna post a LOT more!

My bias is Dino!! But I get biased wrecked every 2 mins, so I say I'm OT13 while being Dino biased, lmfaoo 😭😭. It's really hard to pick a bias in Seventeen, goddamit!! Though, Dino definitely has a special place in my heart 😭! He became my bias during Hot era, and he has remained my bias since! (Please tell me who's yours when you read this!)

My favourite song...hmmm, I'll have to say I don't have one 😭😭. Whenever I pick a favourite song, another song happens to catch my attention 😭. It's literally impossible for me to pick a favourite song. But if I talk about my favourite song rn, I'll say it's March from the Face The Sun album (if we're talking sub-unit songs, it will definitely be Last Night by JxW!) But that's gonna change pretty soon 😭.

My favourite era is again something I can't pick. Look, it's not my fault that they always outdo themselves, okay 😭😭? But my faves are Attaca era (Rock With You), FML era (Super and FML), 17 Is Right Here era (Maestro), An Ode era (Fear & Hit), Teen Age era (Clap), Semi;Colon era (Home;Run), Director's Cut era (Thanks), etc. I literally just named all their eras lmaoo 😭😭. But as you can see, I can't pick. But you can check out any song or album I just named.

My favourite album is something I can answer, thankfully. I have a lot, though, so bare with me 😅🥹. My favourites are Going Seventeen, Teen Age, Heng:garae, Semi;Colon, Face The Sun, Sector 17, Seventeenth Heaven, Attaca, and FML. Again, I named almost every album lmaoo. But I recommend starting with Going Seventeen and making your way up. They have a lot of good music so you won't be disappointed even by their oldest albums!

Iconic tracks you NEED to listen to would be Fear (a classic), Mansae (another classic and a banger), Highlight (I might be saying this because I'm a performance unit girlie but that song is genuinely amazing), Clap (that song is so iconic omg), Don't Wanna Cry (that song is a masterpiece), Home;Run (the song that drew my interest to Seventeen!), Hot (honestly, just check out the whole album because it's amazing. It was also my first album as a Carat), Thanks (another classic, that song is beautiful), and then you can go in order (either oldest to newest or vice versa!).

Again, thank you for reaching out to me, and I was SO happy to help (though I don't think I was of any help, lmaoo 😭). Hopefully, you grow to love Seventeen just as much as I do, and I hope they become a big part of your life, too. I swear, life after "slipping into the diamond life" is so much better 🩷🩵😅! I recommend going through their content such as Going Seventeen (the variety show, not the album) to get to know them better!

Please continue to reach out to me if you have any questions about Seventeen or if you just wanna fangirl, lmaoo! I'm always open to new Carat friends (I'm in desperate need of them 😅). Once again, thank you for reaching out, and thank you for liking my blog!!

[kkyaka]

Omg how was it bro lmaoo

Bro anon LMFAOO, I got you (kinda tmi under the cut, so warning for kinda sexual explicit content LOL), this got really long I'm so sorry 😭

(takes a deep breath) okay, SO lol first things first

I had actually seen this guy at a Halloween party I went to last semester, but right as I was gonna tell him that I thought he was cute, he left. And then I saw him on hinge and we matched! He goes to the same school I do, and he doesn't live too far away.

So, I matched with him and started talking to him, and he wanted to come over at like 10pm on Monday (today is Thursday as I write this) and I had come from a volleyball scrimmage and I was NOT in the mood to hook up

So I told him that, and he said that wasn't his intentions (which was a SHOCKER) so I let him come over 💀 LMFAO and we just cuddled and watched anime. And he didn't stay long cause I was tired asf, but like towards the end, he said that he had lied about not wanting to do anything, but I think that was because I wore really short shorts lmfaooo

We held hands for a while and then he had to leave, so I walked him to his car (he held my hand the whole time) and then he drove me back to my apartment. And then he told me that he really wanted to kiss me, but he never made a move lol, so I did. I made the first move! I kissed him first! Who would've thought? But yeah, he like never made a move on me or anything and that made me feel better

So then he said he was free the NEXT day (Tuesday) and I said he could come over lol cause I was gonna be gone for a whole week and I wanted some fun lmao. So, we just cuddled on the couch watching TV again (I'm not gonna tell you what we were watching bc you'll judge me LMFAO)

Anyway, fast forward like an episode later, and we're making out on the couch and then like five minutes later, he's eating me out LMFAOOOO, and his head game was pretty good honestly

So then, we move to my bed but then he goes an gets a condom, and not once did I ever think to like stop him, which isn't bad! I've messed around with a lot of guys, but I've always stopped it before it gets to this point, but with this guy I was kinda nervous but not enough to where I wanted to stop it

Bro he ate me out so much, I was like I mean sure, if you want to lmfao. I didn't cum, but he made me feel really good, so I'm not really upset about that honestly, and I'm pretty sure I'll see him again when I get back.

So, I was kinda worried because he wasn't very long, but he was lowkey really thick, so I was like 😬 sir you might rip me in half no lie. And the whole thing was like kinda awkward, but we laughed about it. But we did it in missionary, cowgirl, and doggy and in missionary, he had my legs shaking lmfao

And in cowgirl, my legs didn't get tired as soon as I thought they would, and doggy??? Whew chile, y'all.

I was SO LOUD. SO FUCKING LOUD. Like, I was almost crying. I could've cum from that, cause he was hitting good but not like the best spots. But honestly, I think doggy worked best because my whole like vagina (???) is tilted forward lol

So, after the first position, I thought we were done, so I slipped on my sweatshirt lol, but HE WAS NOT, and after I got on top, I thought we were done lol but he had flipped me over and eat me out for a bit AGAIN??? And he had already taken the condom off and tried to put it in RAW??? HELLO??? and I stopped him like instantly, I was like no sir you can't do that bc I haven't been on birth control in a couple of months lol

So after I told him that, he said that he was gonna look for another condom because, and I quote "I wanna fuck you again"

HELP??? HELLO???

In my head, my jaw was on the fucking floor, but I guess the 😺 is pretty good LMFAOOO🤭

And so after THAT, he asked me if I wanted to go AGAIN, I was like wtf this man's stamina. I know he's gonna wreck my shit when we have more time together lol

And surprisingly, I feel very normal (?) about everything that happened. Like then next time we hang out, I'm gonna ask him what he wants out of this whether that's a relationship or just fuck buddies, idrc, but we were both kinda tired, but he cuddled with me like for an hour

And he had to be up at 5am and I had to be up at 7am, but I told him he could stay over if he wanted to, I would set an alarm for him, but he said that he felt it would be better to just go home, which I was fine with.

Anyways, that's the rundown, but yeah, I honestly wasn't expecting to punch the v-card any time soon, so this is a massive surprise lol. It's not a big deal to me, and virginity is a social construct, but for a while I just wanted to get it over with, and this time I wasn't nervous or anything and I didn't really have any negative thoughts

We'll see if I see him next week, I REALLY want to because I haven't been able to stop thinking about him lol, so I'm hoping he comes back over. Also, anon, this is probably WAY more than you asked for, and I'm sorry lmfao

[choiyeonjuns]

Viviiii i must tell u abt a dream i just had abt yeonjun today ;A;; aaaaaaaaaaa 🙈

it started when he asked me to do some sort of dance challenge with him and for some reason i agreed and then we both walked into this break room (it was a large room and like at the very left corner was a bathroom i think?) my brain is weird. anyways he told me to set up the phone while he'll just go to the bathroom rq and i was like 'ok' lmao i was so dead set on finding the perfect position, rearranging stuff inside the room, trying to make the bg as decent as possible and setting up the camera view. when he came back i told him he should just do this challenge by himself becuz i havent really learned the moves yet but i'll hold the phone to record him and he agreed. when he positioned himself in front of the camera, for some reason i changed by mind abt the bg and told him that i think we should just switch to the wall behind us it was more clear & plain, and he agreed w me again. now after we switched and set up the camera again, before we started filming i told him to check out the angle just to make sure hes satisfied w/ it. he came over and i was sitting on this couch where i was holding his phone (LMAO my dream was so vivid and detailed at this point i even saw his lockscreen it was like one of his IG pics at the beach LOL) ANYWAYS to the wildest part of my dream sndjdksj while he was looking at the phone i was holding it at i could feel his fingers just barely touching my lower back and i BASICALLY scooted up an inch forward so that i could avoid them, maybe lwk to give him a HINT that i was a little uncomfy (i wasnt really, i just didnt wanna be obvious to him that my heart was beating SO FKCN FAST and i refused to show i was into him in any way) and THEN boy had the audacity to still inch closer his fingers again to rest against the small part of my back and i YET AGAIN inched my body more forward and away from him, and now this time this mf decides to actually rest and press most of his hand onto my back ❓❕❔‼️‼️ while simultaneously fixing the angles of his phone,which i was still holding (at this point now BOYY i just tried to ignore his hand and act annoyed) then my dream soon quickly ended after that. but LMAOO i was annoyed at myself when i was still thinking abt it that i didnt swat his hand right away and just straight up tell him "hey buddyyoure getting a bit touchy-feely there" but YKNOWW im not one to be against these kind of dreams im just the tsundere type ok😭 sorry for the cringe word vomit 🤢 aaaaaaaaaaaaa im still screamign🙈🙈🙈(ALSO SHOULD I ADDITONALLY NOTE THAT I BIAS BEOMGYU akdjsksnsjsjsnsn) (but yea YJ been biaswrecking me so hardddd these days =_=)

wjkajajjs! your dream got wild towards the end! Lmfao welcome to the club where yeonjun wrecks me 24/7. I like how you can remember small details from your dream, I forget mine 😂 the last dream I had of yeonjun was 1 day ago and he jumped a fence to get us chicken nuggets from Mc Donald’s hahahaha. it must of my dreams that I had of him I’m usually able to speak very calmly and for some reason I’m able to understand Korean xD.

Thank you for sharing your dream with me. I enjoyed reading it

[m1ckeyb3rry]

LMAOO per your post abt tiktok I had no idea that was a thing but I’ve never seen any acc that would be you come up as a suggested account (I rarely get them anyways but when I do it’s usually like some acquaintance of sorts) so from my end youre safe o7

PLEASSEEEE “is it home wrecking if the homes already wrecked” GOODBYE

Niko having to put up with aikus shenanigans is so funny he’s taking one for the team

REAL miraverse reo>>> peregrine getting revamped into “reo is friendless” LOL

UAHAHAHA NO DW YOURE GOOD!! I have not once seen an acc that resembles anything close to what I would imagine to be you (??) no Miras or any accounts with names similar to Mira either I just see the original tiktok and whoever posted it like usual YOURE SAFE but AWEESJHS IM HONORED LMAO but there’s definitely nothing immediate that shows indicating you sent it or anything so I think you should be all good!! Even after looking through all the links you’ve shown in our convo too I’ve never had anything pop up and I doom scroll there soooo Also lowk I can’t remember how many you’ve linked outside of our convo but tbh idk how many people are reading through like the 100k words worth of convo we have so for the TikTok’s you’ve shown me you’re also probably fine

LMAOO I think I need to go recalibrate my fyp and get some yona on there omg

OAEU TIME LETS GOOOO but FR im sure inspo will strike for the req soon! Maybe you’ll get ideas while you’re writing oaeu LOL

LMAOOOO FRR THEYRE SO FUNNY I think its esp funny to think abt bc bllk is canonically live-streamed so imagine in their free time egos like “ok so bc that money grabbing tanuki needs more money yall gotta be streamers and gamers now get on YouTube”

NO FRRR I LAUGHED SO HARD I was trying to figure out wtf that was in zantetsus aura the fucking bullet train has me crying Nagi looking gorgeous and I always appreciate those villainous Karasu panels!!

- Karasu anon

OKAY YAYYY it’s only happened a couple of times for me with people on tumblr like once an anon sent a vid to me and i got the “___ shared a video with you” so i guess they might have seen me?? and just earlier i sent a video to one of my mutuals in an ask and i got a notification saying “___ viewed the video you sent” so they also might have seen my acct which ugh but at least it’s only two people 😰

LMAOO karasu is just helping natural processes along he’s not actually doing anything problematic 😩 the relationship already sucked it’s not like he’s being a bad person (not that aiku cares he’s just excited to pass along his wisdom because nobody but niko even listens to him and niko has 0 interest in getting girls so he’s alone on that front until karasu comes up to him) okay i think the aiku and niko dynamic in the oaeu might kind of be like miraverse tabiori?? like goofy siblings/slight father son vibes…i think it’s what makes the most sense for them HAHAH

half of the high school era in peregrine is just reo being like pleaseee be my friend pleaseeee like in the next chapter which i haven’t finished yet it’s revealed that reo is straight up trying to buy reader’s friendship LMAOAOA he does eventually win her over obviously but it’s not via monetary means 😭 but fr ironically (considering how she doesn’t want to be close to reo because her parents want her to marry him) reo is like the longest consistent relationship reader has in her entire life FJSKDJSH they’re like lowkey also soulmates…the funniest thing is if reader’s parents hadn’t pushed her to marry him to the point that she despised the idea they actually might’ve gotten together 😓 self sabotage on the l/n parents’ part at its finest

HELP OKAY GOOD my irl name is not actually mira but it’s uncommon enough that i wanted to come up w a pseudonym for online in case anyone i know irl found this acct…it’s pretty similar to mira so if it had come up you def would’ve been like “oh yeah this is her” JDFJSJ so that’s good 🙂‍↕️ and OFCCC i’ve become insta friends w a couple of my mutuals from tumblr once i’ve known them for a while 🤩 my rule is if we’ve been talking for enough that i feel like we would be friends irl you can get the irl socials HAHA…also very true…i think outside of our convos i posted that snuffy edit once?? and then the aforementioned tt that i sent to my mutual but otherwise yeah i don’t link too many if it’s not just between us

HAHA if you ever need shinah edits let me know i probably have every single one saved i will happily send my favs (i also have some of the other characters but shinah def has the most because…well it’s SHINAH)

i’ve been like lying on my couch all day doing nothing so no writing done unfortunately but trust i will be back at it and something should be out reasonably soon!! whether it’s a req or oaeu i cannot say but something for sure 🤩

LMAOO the bllkers (except reo because he’s rich 🤑) have to pick up side gigs in order to fund the project…barou starts a cleaning service…yuki and chigiri get into modeling…nagi becomes a streamer but people only follow because he’s hot so he has to do insane fan service in every stream…hiori starts a reaction video youtube channel and gets rin to guest star and they go mega viral because rin consistently says out of pocket bs plus they’re both pretty (rin accidentally gets sae cancelled for a week by saying smth crazy before revealing he’s related to sae)…otoya convinces karasu to become a scammer/find sugar mommies with him…it would be insane LMAOAOAO

I WAS SO CONFUSED AT FIRST AND THEN I WAS LIKE OMFG IT’S A TRAIN!! ig it fits w his backstory where he learned he was fast because he always missed the train???? LMAOAO honestly he’s such an unreal character i love him 😭 and yesss epinagi nagi is always STUNNING but they rlly put the focus on karasu and kiyora this time around like kiyora looked ADORABLE this chapter and karasu looks like a genuine villain but in a fine way 🤩 i can’t help but admit that idgaf abt himizu though like i kinda find him weird (the whole tongue thing is just. uh??? interesting??) and i’m worried abt what he’s foreshadowing w chigiri 😰

[obislittleone]

House Of Memories (24/?)

Obi-Wan Kenobi x Padawan!reader

Warnings: slavery, mentions of exposure, beating, whipping (it's the Kadavo plot, so)

Summary: An entire colony of Togrutas have gone missing, captured by the slavers of Kadavo. It's up to the lot of you to find them and bring them home... but you find yourself in a rather confining role while doing so.

A/n: still shadow banned- but y'all literally don't seem to mind lmaoo i wake up with the same number of notes for the chapters as usual and i just wanna say thank you guys for all the love you've given it means so much to me... also tags are currently close bc while I'm banned, I'm not able to add anyone to the list. I will try and get it fixed as soon as i can, though, and will try and open them back up when i do

Words: 2.1k

"No, absolutely not."

Obi-Wan was quite upset that Anakin would even suggest such a thing, even in the current situation, he did not like the idea of putting you or Ahsoka in harm's way.

An entire city of people had gone missing, abducted by the slave traders of Kadavo, and in order to save their community, it was up to you all to go undercover.

"Master Obi-Wan, it's a good idea," Ahsoka chided in, and you weren't late to chime in afterwards.

"It really is, and good ideas are rare for Anakin."

Anakin rolled his eyes, continuing to lay out his ideas in front of him using the holo-table on the ship.

"I will not let either of you pose as slaves to anyone," he looked at you both sternly. His gaze was unwavering, and you weren't sure if he'd ever cave. Too bad he didn't have to. This was Anakin's mission, appointed by the council on account of his latest success. "The chances of you being taken off our hands would be far too high, and we would not be able to do a thing about it, lest we break our cover."

"We'll put it to a vote," Anakin said plainly, not even raising his eyes from the table in front of him. "All in favor?"

You and Ahsoka both raised your hands, along with Rex who you'd only just noticed entered the room by now. The only one to keep his hand down was Obi-Wan, and knowing he'd been overruled, he shook his head, having unleased a tantrum inside his mind. He would never let it show on the outside how upset it made him, because he was far too gathered for that. He would just be petty about it for the next several weeks anyone brought it up. If he was anything at all, Obi-Wan was sarcastic and petty.

"We land on Kadavo in an hour, set time."

Anakin spoke, and the meeting was dispersed. Anakin took off to make arrangements for the disguises, while Ahsoka and rex went to the hull and tried to make it look presentable. Anakin may or may not have wrecked the panels by using what he called 'aggressive negotiations', so it was up to them to make the ship look like it actually belonged to him.

"Choosing to put yourself in danger is not exactly a wise choice, little one," Obi-Wan was trying very hard to keep his emotions out of his words, but you easily heard how agitated he was about this plan.

"I am going to be fine, and so is Ahsoka. There is no other way we will be able to land on that planet unless they think you're one of them."

He knew you were right, he did, and he wanted to agree with you. He just couldn't help but feel something bad about to happen when the plan was suggested in the first place.

It was a very selfless act, for you and Ahsoka to lower yourselves in order to play a role that may get you hurt, but it was a strength of the Jedi to be seen as selfless. A selfless Jedi was a valuable Jedi.

"You won't be able to carry a weapon," he said, but you already knew that. You didn't rely too much on your lightsaber, and only truly used it in times you knew it actually called for. "Just stay close to me, alright?"

"You know I will."

-

The disguises you and Ahsoka had to wear for this mission were a bit.... revealing, to say the least.

You were very visibly uncomfortable in your own skin, which had been exposed and accentuated in the strangest of places. With the drapey material coming over your hips and running over the front and back of your thighs, hitting the ground and creating a mess of fabric around your feet. Your entire back was exposed, save for the small space where your top wrapped around. The small ornaments hanging from your chest and resting against your waist were loud when you walked, and the ones at your hips jingled with every step. Your chest was more exposed than it had ever been, the halter of the top was ever so tightly wrapped, and it forced your attributes to be accentuated. You wrapped your arms around your stomach as you walked out of the fresher, having just changed before descent.

All eyes turned on you, as you were the only one that they were waiting for, now. Ahsoka was in a get up similar to yours, a bit different on the top half. You felt nauseous almost, having people look at you in such a vulnerable state. It was uncomfortable because it was foreign. You didn't like feeling so exposed. You would much rather have the robes you wore on the daily, which were coiled in a pile on the fresher floor.

"Are we ready?" you asked, since not one of them said anything. Anakin seemed to not really be paying attention anymore, as he was tending to his comm link, which Rex had just spoke to him on.

"Yes," Ahsoka said, approaching you with an item in her hands. It was a small headdress of sorts, and as she placed it on your head, you noticed Obi-Wan still hadn't looked away from you, yet. He hadn't said anything, but his face was bright red. He probably wasn't used to seeing his padawan so... differently. "For what it's worth, you look good in green."

"Thanks," you chuckled, noticing that yes, it was a good color on you, and complimented your features very nicely.

"I need to-" Obi-Wan seemed to be having trouble with his words, and you looked over to him when you heard him begin, but his stuttering got him nowhere. "I need to go find Rex."

He left in a hurry, and you could all but tell why. He seemed to be very flustered all of a sudden. Did you give him this reaction? You knew he was protective of you, but you didn't think that he would be so upset over simply seeing you in a disguise that could possibly attract unwanted company.

You looked at Ahsoka with a quizzical look, and right away she was keen to answer to it.

"Maybe he liked what he saw," she said, smirking. You shoved her in the arm, and she laughed, seeing as Anakin was far too busy to notice anything you both were saying.

"Then why did he leave?"

She shrugged her shoulders, looking at the door in which Obi-Wan just left. "Maybe he doesn't want to make you uncomfortable."

"I'm already uncomfortable, Ahsoka. There's like a fat two inches of me that isn't showing."

"Oh, come on, loosen up," she said, handing you the black cloak you were to wear while in the city. The reveal would not come until you got to the palace, which you were at the very least grateful for. "Live on the scandalous side for once."

"Yes, because you're so scandalous, Ahsoka."

You teased her, but she knew in all honesty this was a big step for you. She wasn't sure if you'd ever been this exposed and presented in your life. You wouldn't even have to act very much to convince them you were a slave girl, because the second anyone laid their eyes on you in this get up, you would be cringing, trying to hide yourself from their views.

-

The town seemed to be so advanced, which was strange, since they harbored such an uncivilized line of work such as the slave trade.

The markets in the street made you nearly want to cry. The children's faces you saw were absolutely horrified, being taken and separated from their mothers and fathers to be sent away with a total stranger, one who would whip them and beat them into submission.

You craved comfort from seeing these horrific things, and looked to Obi-Wan, extending your signature with pleading eyes. He grabbed hold of it tightly, thinking of only good things to help sooth your mind. It was hard for him, too, you could tell. He knew, however, that he was here to help save some of these people, which helped him keep a straight face as he walked through the city.

There were some slight altercations between Anakin and some guards that were stationed, but shortly after, you were all led to the palace to visit with the queen. Anakin had managed to charm his way through the front gates, but Obi-Wan and Rex were prevented from entering. The guards that stood on each side crossed their weapons in the way of the path, separating you from where you stood by his side.

"Only Lars Quell and his slaves have been granted access into the palace," one of them said, a pointed look which was given directly to Obi-Wan.

"I'm sure my men will be just fine to circulate the area until I'm finished with my business," Anakin - Lars Quell - told them, and Rex backed away immediately. It took Obi-Wan a second more to comply, but then he did, and gave you a look that said, 'be careful, please' and walked away.

You continued up the steps with Anakin and Ahsoka, entering the luxurious place where you would soon meet the queen. You weren't really looking forward to it, but knew it was part of the plan to find the Togruta colony.

"Remember, you both have to act as if you fear me," he said quietly, in the stretch of hallway where no one was listening.

"I do fear you, Anakin."

He snapped his head back at you, seeing as though you weren't being sarcastic, he furrowed his brows.

"I scare you?"

You chuckled and shook your head.

"Not you, necessarily... but your stupidity at times is absolutely terrifying," Ahsoka snorted to herself, trying to keep in character as the throne room was soon approaching with every step you took.

"You're hilarious, can we focus now?"

You regained a straight face and walked along with them until you were in the middle of a grand hall. The walls were so ornately decorated, but the carvings that were so beautiful were probably done by those who did not wish to sculpt them. Most of this place was probably built by slaves who had no choice. You could not revel in the beauty of something that was brought about with pain and suffering.

Anakin's dealings with the queen were going rather well, you'd say, as his charming sweet-talk wooed her into listening to his case. He was a good liar, you knew that much, having spent years of forcing him to tell you the truth over little things that probably didn't even matter.

When she approached you both, Anakin ripped the cloaks from your bodies, exposing you to the queen and her guards. He knew you were uncomfortable by the look on your face immediately and gave you an apologetic one in return.

"He always knew how to pick a female," she said, mentioning the name of the slaver that Anakin had killed only a day before.

She looked over Ahsoka, then you, and then to Anakin again.

"How much for this one? She is exactly the type for one of my keepers. Firey, stunning."

Anakin looked at you for permission, and knowing that it was a key part of the mission to keep the queen interested, you nodded to him, telling him it was okay and you had prepared yourself for this case. It had been your worst case scenario, but you were prepared for it nonetheless.

"For you? Consider the slave my gift," he said, smiling cheekily but also simultaneously reaching out to you through the force to make sure you were absolutely okay with this. You could take care of yourself, he knew that, but this was something you'd never considered before, so he was a little anxious.

'I'm okay, I'll see what I can find out..'

The queen nodded to her guards, who approached you, locking a metal collar around your neck, and putting your hands in shackles that that held onto like a leash. You pretended to struggle along for a few moments before giving into them and following where they lead you to.

You hoped Obi-Wan wasn't too far away. You wanted to be able to latch onto his signature if push came to shove and you needed relief. You figured you would be okay, because of everything you'd been through, you were still here, functioning as you always did.

You were shoved into an elevator, the doors closing and making you disappear from sight of Anakin and Ahsoka.

-

@spencerrxids @sawendel @fandomstanner24 @i-shall-abide @officialjellydoughnut @whatshxrname @darkened-writer @superavengerpotter @cutiepoo16 @hypnoash @softlymellow @howlerwolfmax @mephistominion @honestlywtfisgoingon @anakinskywalkerog @mandiiellen @je--a-n @guyinachair27 @avenger5-a55emble @amelia-song-pond @kaminanii @the-abyss-of-fandoms @queenofnightdreamland @world-dominating-kitty @mandowhatnow @ella-error505 @annahalo @infinity-witch @beetlejuice-stuff @liueski @solarbxby @sirianisrock @lxdyred @endless-warrior-always-fighter @iloveinej @msjb2002 @shoochi @itsilvermorny @gingerrosecosplay @sebschicken @loversjoy @argentinemango @1-800-vader @house-of-kolchek @marierg @graciexmarvel @ttzamara @truly-madly-nerdy @molieux @majahu @dyzlks @pancakefancake

[someone1348]

This is my way of giving Technoblade a proper send off

I will still continue to write for c!Technoblade if requested and in general but I will no longer be writing for cc!Technoblade out of respect

The news is still so shocking and upsetting but you know what he is fighting God and winning! /lh /j but seriously, he is doing all of the things he has ever wanted to do, he is happy and free and so much more! Technoblade will continue to live on through all of us! his legacy and heart are here to stay forever! Technoblade never dies!

It is more than okay to mourn him, he brought joy to so many people, he saved lives just by being him and playing block game! He is a hero truly so don't feel guilty for having feelings, feel what you need to feel that is absolutely valid! He touched the lives of so many, he will never be forgotten!

I hope this story brings you some sort of joy or peace in this crazy time we are in

The people in this: Ler!Philza, Ler!Wilbur, Ler!Tommy, Ler!Tubbo, Ler!Ranboo and Lee!Technoblade

Tw: none! This is incredibly soft! Also very long lmaoo!

Sit back, relax, take care of yourself and enjoy! We are all in this together!

-K <3

___________~☆°♡°☆°♡°☆~______________

5 times Techno was tickled and 1 time when he accepted it!

-

Philza:

The first time this happened there was an unexpected downpour outside. (Un) fortunately for them the rain was supposed to stay until four in the morning so there was no way anyone was going anywhere anytime soon. With that news Tommy immediately called Tubbo to make sure that he and Ranboo were okay, Wilbur went straight to his room to listen to music and take care of himself which now only left two; Philza and Technoblade.

"I'm making some tea, you want any?" The blondes voice was calm and mixed with this rain Techno could have easily fallen asleep, he shot the winged man a sleepy smile and nod as he grabbed the couch blanket curled up in his chair and listened to mother nature's natrual forces do their thing.

"At least now I won't have to water my crops"

Phil giggled at that statement placing a hot cup of tea down on the coaster next to the piglin hybrid. Techno thanked him before blowing on it and taking a sip. It was a very comforting atmosphere, the smell of the tea, the sounds of the rain hitting the rooftop and the subtle distant voices of his brothers upstairs, it was all so, perfect.

"Getting sleepy tech'" Phil said smiling as the piglin protested.

"Nahhh! Technoblade doesn't get tired"

Phil laughed at this before returning to a comforting tone of voice,

"You can sleep Tech, it's all good, I'll wake you up before dinner"

He protested yet again taking another sip of his tea, Phil was going to insist once more but his speech was intruperted by a now louder giggly Tommyinit who was being wrecked in the hallway, Tubbo probably dared him to piss off will or something. That certainly gave him a great idea though!

"Technooo~" the winged man spoke in a sing song voice before approaching the pinkettes chair.

"Phil your acting strange what's going on?"

"Meee acting strange, I would never! Not to you Techie~"

"I know that nickname! Don't you dare!" Techno was to tired and comfortable to move so he used his voice as a warning but that got him nowhere

Soon enough light wiggling fingers were dancing along his sides through the light blanket that wrapped around his torso

"Nohoho phihihil!"

"What is it Techie, why are you so giggly hmm? you were tired just a second ago!"

"Dohohon't play duhuhumb with me Phil you're tihihickling me!"

"Me?! Tickle you! I would never!~" His hands found their way underneath the blanket now fully scribbling all over his now exposed sides from his shirt sliding up a bit due to the wiggling

"Nohohot Fahahair phihihilzaa!"

"I think it's plenty fair, you're sleepy but refuse to sleep, there's only one way to get a sleepy head to actually go to sleep and that's with tickles!" The blonde moved his tickly fingers up to his oldest (by 5 minutes!) Son's ribs; at that moment both Tommy's and Technos giggly shrieks were in-sync it was crazy!

"NOHOHOHO PHIHIHIHILZAA!! PLEAHAHAHASE!!" Techno sunck down into the recliner chair wiggling so much that the blanket fell off him

Phil smiled at the sight before kneeling down and placing a big raspberry to the right side of his ribs, still lightly tickling the left set as he held him close for a grand finale!

"PHIHIHIHILL! HAHAHAHA!"

"Tickle Tickle Technobladee!~"

"OKAHAHAY! YOHOHOU WIHIN!"

And with that Philza let him go, rubbing away the ghost tickles and ruffling his pink locks before tucking him back in with the blanket and letting him rest

"Sleep well Tech"

"M'night"

"Goodnight son"

-

Phil soon made his way upstairs to tell his other sons to take it in one of their rooms and keep it down so Techno can nap!

Tommy:

Tommy had been waiting for this day since the beginning of time! Techno was finally going to train with him! Show him how to fight like he does and just all around be awesome!!!

Tommy has looked up to his eldest brother ever since he was just a baby! He was so beyond ready for this day and nothing was going to get in his way!

Well,,, nothing except his overwhelming urge to cause mischief

Tommy cursed to himself and his impulse control, he couldn't help ittt! It has been soooo long since he had any chance to spend any one on one time with him let alone train together! He was just so excited!

Tommy was quite literally bouncing off the walls as he waited for his oldest brother in the backyard.

"I'm here Tommy!"

"TECHNOBLADEEEE!!! YOU READY TO LOSE!"

"You don't stand a chance Tommy!"

Techo put on his helmet and got his things prepared while Tommy did the same, he really really wanted to spar him, he really did but he just couldn't! He was too excited!!

While Techno's gaurd was down he leapt up onto the piglin hybrids back with a battle cry

"HA HA! I WIN!" Tommy exclaimed as Techno wobbled quickly regaining his balance holding both him and the child up

"One point for stealth but other than that I win"

"That's where you're wrong my friend!"

Right as Tommy said that he scribbled his tickly fingers all over Techno's neck giving his older brother no time to react or prepare.

"Tohohommyy! You're gohohonna' make us both fahall"

"But you're the big strong and mighty Technoblade! You won't drop us both over some measly little tickles would you?~"

Tommy teased him as Techno tried growling through his giggles

"Ohohoff course not!" Techno smirked a bit spinning around to throw Tommy off his rhythm!

"Tehehech!"

Techo smiled, stopping as Tommy giggled looking his brother in the eyes, "wrong move! Techno!" The smirk now fully formed on his face as he dug his tickly fingers under Techno's arms sending him down laughing within minutes!

Techo of course not wanting to hurt his younger brother fell to his knees so Tommy goes forward if anything, once the pair was on the ground Tommy got off of him moving down to tickle his ribs

"TOHOHOMMYY!!" the piglin hybrid fell backwards onto the youngers legs

"Hehe gotcha Technoo~ Tickletickletickletickle!"

"TOHOHOMMYY PLEAHAHAHASE"

"You're so adorable! You've got the best laugh Tech! It's wonderful"

"THaHAaHank YOHOu!! TohohOHOMMY!! PLeEAHAhaHaSeE!!"

"Okay okay! I'm done!"

"Ready to spar for real?"

"Brihing it on!"

Tommy got up into a fighting stance with a huge smile on his face

'I'll get my revenge later'

"Left! good job Tommy!!!"

-

Tubbo:

Tubbo and Tommy were a lot younger when this happened. Wilbur and Techno were supposed to watch the pair today seeing as Phil was away and the two were already hanging out. He should be home tonight but the twins didn't complain, they love their younger brother and his best friend!

Most of the time it was really easy watching them but today seemed to be different. Tommy had his full attention on Wilbur and likewise Wilbur was fully focused on Tommy and with that Tubbo was just alone in a corner, watching.

Seeing the situation there was no way Tech was going to let the kiddo feel lonely so he walked over to the bee boy, getting down to his level and asked him if he wanted to play.

Excitedly of course the brunette shook his head up and down, Techno watched in delight as his bangs flopped all over the place.

Smiling he picked the kid up and took him to his room. He'll scold his siblings later, Tubbo is more important right now. He let the kid play with his plastic swords, gave him pointers and all around made sure Tubbo had fun.

"Swoosh! Take that!" He poked Techno's ribs with the dull sword as Techno fell to the ground giggling

"Ohoh no! You gohot me! Blehh!" Techno fell over and played dead smiling through the process as the younger cheered and danced around him.

"Hehe I win!!!"

Techo decided to lay there a little longer and see what happens, his patience quickly rewarded him as he heard the kid speak again and shake him lightly

"Techno?"

"Technooo!"

"Are you alive, oh geez I killed him, Phil's going to be so mad!"

"Techn-AHH!" Techno then scooped the kid back up into his arms watching him giggle

"Im aliveee!!"

Once Tubbo's giggles settled he lightly smacked Techno's arm glaring at him in a playful manner,

"That wasn't nice!"

Techo laughed at that ruffling his hair "Admit it you had fun"

"Hmmm no!" Tubbo without warning wiggled his fingers against Techno's ribs

"KiHiIhHID!! NOhOOHoHoT FAhaHAIR!" Techno fell back down again holding Tubbo close as the brunette giggled evilly moving up under his arms.

"WAHAhahait! TUHUhuhuBHOHO!"

"Hehehe gotcha Techno! I winn!!"

The pinkette scribbled along the smaller ones sides as Tubbo halted his tickles

"Wahahait!!"

"Tihie?" Techno suggested stopping

"Noho I win!"

"Alright Alright you win!" He ruffled his hair once more before letting him go

"TUBBOO! WHERE ARE YOU?!"

"UP HERE TOMMY!!"

Kids

-

Ranboo:

"Listen if I'm the main character and you're my sensei that means you gotta train me!"

The half and half man said looking towards the pinkette for advice.

"Ranboo you're the main character you don't need my help, you'll pick it up fast you're the main character!"

"Technooo thats your jobbb to help me! Come on! What are you, scared? Hmm? Too scared to help me? Thinking maybe I could hmmm I don't know; surpass you?~"

Technoblade squinted his eyes shooting the enderman hybrid a deadpanned face before smirking and tossing his pink locks back into a ponytail

"Surpass ME? Ha! Good luck trying kid!"

The smirk was reciprocated onto Ranboo's face as he got into a fighting stance, both of them knew who would win but little did Techno knew that Ranboo had a few tricks up his sleeve!

"Bring it on!"

Techno charged at him as the younger screamed slightly before dodging and squeezing his ribs behind him with no time to react

"AH! HAHA-"

Ranboo smiled brightly as his plan worked, he continued to wiggle his tickly fingers up and down the length of his ribs,

"RAHAHANBOO!!"

"Hmmm sorry? Was was that, couldn't hear you over your laughter and the sound of me WINNING!"

The bright smile slowly turned into a smirk as he continued on Techno's tickle spot, holding him close in the process.

"YOHOHOU TRIHIHICKED MEHEHE!"

"I learn from the best!"

"RAHAhahANBOo! I sWEHAHeAR!!"

"What's your sensei can't handle a few tickles?~" oh he was so dead later for this

"AHAHALRIGHT THAHahaHAT'S IHIT!" Techno mustered up enough strength to wiggle free from his grasp and catch his breath while facing him

"Uh oh,,"

"Yeah uh oh, let me show you how it's done young one"

"AH!-"

"You wanted a lesson now you got one!~"

"NAHAHAHAAHA!"

-

All:

Techno had just came home from a long and tiring mission, he was greeted kindly at the door with 4 smiling facing

"Technooo!!"

"Welcome home mate"

"Welcome back techno!!"

"TECHNOBLADEEEE!!"

The piglin hybrid weakly smiled saying "helllooo" as he took off his shoes and coat at the door.

The air around the house was nice and warm, the smell of freshly baked pumpkin pie filled the room as well, it was so comforting.

"Sit down mate you've been out for so long, take it easy"

Techno nodded and took his place on the couch, the kids; Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo not to far behind, surrounding the piglin hybrid with Tubbo on his left side, Tommy on his right and Ranboo on the floor right next to his legs.

"Welcome home Techno"

"Thank you, thank you"

"How was the mission?" Tubbo asked smiling at the eldest brother

"Would a massage help mate?"

"Good just long"

"Oooo good thinking Dadza!"

"Im not opposed"

The comforting pressure from Phil on his shoulders felt great, Ranboo worked on his legs as well and everything felt great! It was very much well needed, that was until Philza got a little too close to his neck causing Techno to scrunch up a little bit and softly giggle,

This did not go unnoticed, everyone caught on, giving each other the look. Philza "accidentally" would scribble quickly up the sides of his neck while Ranboo "accidentally" scribbled under his knees every now and again, getting the piglin hybrids giggles to speed up until he was full on giggling.

"Guhuhuhuys"

"What's up Techno? Why are you so giggly, it's only a massage king" Tommy said joining in and lightly tickling his right side, Tubbo soon copied

"Yeah what's wrong giggleblade, too ticklish for a massage?~"

Techno was too tired to respond, he just accepted it and let himself giggle freely

Ranboo was doing the same pinching gently all over his ticklish legs

"Tickle Tickle tickleee"

"Welcome home Tech!" Philza said wiggling his tickly fingers all over his neck and under his chin

"Thahahank yohohohou!"

"Anytime Technoblade Anytime!" The group said in unison as they halted their tickles and held him close.

It was good to be home again

--------------------------------------------------

I hope you all enjoyed! This was probably my longest one ever! I did like mini fics I guess you would call it! It's a different format than what I usually do but I hope you all enjoyed! Take care of yourselves! Drink some water and relax! All the love my friends! /p /pos /gen

-K <3

[moon-ursidae]

GAME SESSION 1 RECAP

there will be game spoilers here which will most likely spoil the hbo series as well, so i’m just gonna play it safe. i get that the game is 9 years old but some ppl don’t know yknow?🤷🏻‍♀️

also i doubt anyone is gonna read all of this LMAO it’s more for me bc i have a terrible memory and i just felt like doing it :) but if you do read all of it I’M SORRY lmao

hours played: around 6-7ish?

i started crying at the start menu

and i cried during the first cutscene

then i of course cried when the scene with joel and sarah happened

the score is fucking phenomenal. gustavo really fuckin killed it

i got chills when the opening credits were playing. SO. FUCKING. GOOD.

the quarantine zone looks really cool and it makes me anxious to see what the show is gonna look like

i also noticed that Joel has some broad ass shoulders. great casting hbo LMAO

i love that they establish immediately that Joel is very protective. he asks Tess about the cut pretty early on in their conversation, and even helps her clean it up. he obviously cares and is protective of his friends. makes sense given this is the apocalypse, and Joel seems really closed off to others.

for example, when they’re walking through the QZ Tess is the one talking to everyone while Joel is pretty quiet. i love how they’re establishing his character this way :)

i really like the option of doing things stealth! trying to get used to it as i know there are probably going to be a lot of stealth sections. and i also wanna save ammo!

MARLENE!! THAT ONLY MEANS ONE THING!! ELLIE SOON!!!!!!! YUUUHHHHH

also just the thought that joel becomes ellie’s father figure all bc robert sold guns to marlene, and the only way to get them back was smuggle ellie out of the city. now we have 2 games! LMAOO

just the thought of joel grumbling “all because of some fuckin guns” when ellie’s giving him a hard time HAHA

IT’S ELLIE!!!

already seeing that ellie will go to the fucking mat for the people she cares about is SO IMPORTANT TO ME

like she was fully prepared to shove a shiv into Tess

THE DYNAMIC DUO BEGINS I AM KICKING MY FEET AHHHHHH

SHUT THE HELL UP THE MUSIC PLAYING AFTER ELLIE SAYS “your watch is broken” I’M GONNA CRY AGAIN

holy fuck the outdoor stealth in the rain had me clenching the whole time

the wrecked skyscrapers look so fucking cool. also terrifying. but still cool.

FUCKIN CLICKERS AW SHIT

the sound design is also fucking amazing. i’m terrified by these infected sounds dude. and the sound of the building groaning like it’s about to collapse? fuckin awesome

NO CLICKERS ARE SO FUCKING SCARY

i am perpetually stressed trying to get through this fucking city

FINALLY OUT OF THE BUILDING OH MY GOD THE SUNRISE IS SO PRETTY

when joel & ellie are looking at the city and the sun is coming up it literally looks like bella and pedro from behind

SCREAMING

ANYWAY i love seeing all 3 of them start to warm up to each other and their dynamic as a trio. it’s really cute :)

i’m literally checking every single fucking nook and cranny for supplies

i feel bad for joel, tess, and ellie bc they FINALLY made it to the state house and everyone’s dead :( they’re so fucking tired and everything just went to shit after they were like “home stretch! :D” and then they open the door and it became “D:”

TESS NO :(

🎶I CAN SEE WHAT’S HAPPENIN’. OUR TRIO’S DOWN TO TWO🎶

sorry no but this literally fucking sucks. i LOVE tess. the way joel kept calling her boss. he clearly respected her, and felt comfortable with her enough to joke around with her. AND NOW SHE’S FUCKIN BIT. AND WE’RE LEAVING HER BEHIND.

i’m gonna fucking cry hearing gunshots and tess screaming dude. UGH. this game is so emotionally and mentally challenging haha I’M tired bro

i had to pause the game seeing her on the floor from the balcony. i cannot IMAGINE what Joel is going through if i feel like this, and only knew her for like 5-6 hours. rip tess I LOVE YOU.🤍

ellie is probably like “believe me now asshole?” when he had to put a mask on but she didn’t

swimming in the subway had me stressed bro i was like “THERE’S GONNA BE AN INFECTED THAT CAN SWIM” i was wrong. but still waiting for shit to hit the fan again.

FINALLY OUT BABY!! FRESH AIR!!

walking in the woods is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fucking nice after all the bullshit in Boston goddamn

i am very much a country/woods person so this is very much more my speed :)

i also like the banter between joel & ellie already. joel establishing boundaries for the teen to follow. such a dad.

still waiting for shit to hit the fan again. bc joel and ellie cannot catch a fucking break.

i feel like i should stop here bc i am fucking exhausted after all that but I AM FINALLY OUTSIDE

i went a bit farther but stopped before going into the settlement to see if bill’s there!

all in all, GODDAMN. first play session felt pretty long, but that’s bc i choose stealth over shooting my way out 99% of the time. it takes me a while to figure out a game plan and find each enemy’s patterns. it’s been a HOT minute since i’ve had to do it. and i’m an overthinker so there’s that

i already loved joel before playing this from what i saw of the game before now. after playing it? holy fucking shit. i L O V E joel. and i fucking L O V E ellie. playing this makes me so goddamn excited for the hbo series!!

this session isn’t as long as my first rdr2 session (13 hrs🥴) but it’s a pretty good start!

i know i still have a long way to go, so i’m just gonna let my brain recharge before i’m back at it tomorrow!

[memorys-skyscraper]

Took over 3 hours to log in today but we’re here

Endwalker day 3 (somehow these keep getting longer)

LMAO these bunnies talking to Urianger like “yeah you seem like someone willing to do some fucked up shit when needed, pls help”

so the sharlayans are the ones sending shit up here, right. like that seems pretty obvious. they investigated the aetherial sea, found hydaelyn, she was like “hey help the buns”, they’ve been doing it in secret ever since

of course Urianger is up to some shady bullshit once again, the expansion wouldn’t be complete without it. could really do without these stealth sections though

Uriangerrrrrrr ;n; I love him SO much, literally one of my top 3 favs, of course this scene is the first to get the waterworks really flowing. his VA is so good too

STOP not this cutscene of him and the buns, don’t do this..... NOT PUDDINGWAY LMAO, good fuckin save Urianger

GOD the writers were really targeting me specifically with this whole sequence, when Urianger kneels down to talk to someone smaller than him it’s already over for me, though pls tell me this doesn’t mean Urianger is benched for the rest of the expansion

Zenos viator Galvus, huh. interesting. if we get a Zenos redemption arc I’m gonna lose my shit

lol Fourchenault leaves, the twins’ 6 other parents roll up instead, WAIT why do I have to guess who’s at the door??? oh wait am I choosing who it is? ok im manifesting Graha

oh NOT him doing his little tail wag, hand wringing he did as exarch!!!!! Graha im love you!!!!! what a lovely little conversation, def gonna go back and see what the other convos look like, though I wish Urianger was an option

bun boy!!!! and Sid the DRK job tutor in the back!!! there is extremely ominous shit happening and everything is about to go real bad but im glad bun boy is okay (for now)

what the fuck the part of this dungeon where the mom turns into a monster and her kids are so upset that they do too is so fucked up, holy shit

what the FUCK, RIP satrap

holy shit graha going full exarch mode, fuck yeah let’s GO

god damn the animation team sure as hell got a budget this time around, anyway can we do cpr on a baby? wait are you KIDDING ME, NOT MATSYA AND THE BABY, WHAT THE FUCK

oh thank fucking christ Estinien and Vrtra. awwwww baby like big drago

lots of burials in this one, god. always with the twins too

me going around this village during the literal fucking apocalypse telling people “why dont you have some tea and maybe youll calm down”

uh hello? shithead dad? the fuck are you doing here? YEAH THAT’S RIGHT TRASH DAD, VRTRA IS A BIG DRAGON AND HE’S OUR FRIEND, FUCK OFF

Nidhana is such a delight, I love her sm

SDLKFJDSFKHG LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CALLED THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!! LET’S GO GET ELIDIBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM POPPING ALL THE WAY OFF

im gonna fuckin CRY im back in the first.......... Lyna!!!!!! BEQ LUGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have the biggest dumbest grin on my face, im so happy

tiny elidibus..................... im emotional................. wait WHAT?? TIME TRAVELING WITH ELIDIBUS??? omgggggg WHAT is graha gonna say when I get back and im like “sorry borrowed the crystal tower for a lil time travel and let elidibus drive lmaoo”

fucking shit I talked to Elidibus for all of 3 minutes and im an emotional wreck

LMAO Emet throwing a fucking fit as soon as he shows up, he is such a CHILD omg, anyway thanks for the body, and the height?????? WOW thanks bud!!!!

HYTHLODAEUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the way I just GASPED and slapped a hand over my heart, IM LOVE HIM!!!! he’s so pretty omg, so nice, his voice is so pleasant~

Meteion got a higher animation budget than all of the scions combined holy shit

“will I have to remove you by force” oh fucking TRY ME OLD MAN, I’ll kick your ass again, give you a preview of how it’s gonna feel 12000 years in the future

"if I’m thin it’s because Emet-Selch didn’t do a proper job” why even give me other options, of course I’m dragging Emet, LMAO he’s so mad, his VA is so good

LMAO BULLYING EMET-SELCH THIS IS THE CONTENT I CRAVE

ppfphhphhhhhhhhwehhh me n Emet n Hythlodaeus were best friendssssssss ;n;

lmao Hythlodaeus just going on his lil tangent about sharks <3 also Venat was the Azem before me huh, that’s pretty wild........ also she really told Emet “you should smile more sweetie :)” lmao

so am I gonna explain the bit where I killed Emet in this little recounting of MSQ OH SHIT I AM LOL, how is this not creating some kind of paradox or something, pretty understandable he’d be pissed lol

me vs. Venat, no items, final destination, LMAOOOO I GOT FUCKING BODIED also WHAT is this music, WHEW okay got it on the second try, cannot imagine being a BLM in that one, needed my whole SMN kit & allllll that mobility to survive

“do not approach me, do not speak to me, and do not dare to presume to treat me as a friend” BOY Emet’s still extremely mad huh

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS TOO LATE AT NIGHT FOR THAT SHIT!!!!!! GET YOUR FUCKING BLEEDING BLACK EYES OUT OF HERE

WWWWWWWWWWAIT TRUST DUNGEON WITH EMET VENAT AND HYTHLODAEUS?????????? NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!! WAY!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST I CANNOT BELIEVE

EMET!!!!!!! IS!!!! A FUCKING!!!!!! DRK!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK THEY TELEPORT FOR MECHANICS, YOU FUCKIN CHEATERS!!!!! i am absolutely BESIDE myself right now holy fuck, trusts are my favorite thing in this game, I main DRK when I’m not SMN, this is just................ so much........... I cannot get over it, like here I was thinking Zenos as a trust was a wild idea but clearly I wasn’t thinking big enough

I absolutely adore that Emet has all the standard DRK skills but they’re all named pretentious-ass greek names because of COURSE. yoshi p PLEASE can I keep emet, I need another tank that isn’t Thancred, I love Graha but he needs a break sometimes

boy Hermes/Fandaniel/Amon’s VA is putting in a lot of boss fight work here huh, good thing he’s really good at it

that whole sequence was just. so good. why did Hythlodaeus saying “hey we’ll probably remember all this when we die” hit like a fucking truck though

oh man not original Answers, oh FUCK me not Hythlodaeus giving a casual smile & wave to Emet-Selch as he leaves to go be sacrificed for Zodiark, ANYTHING but this

“henceforth, he shall walk” god damn, well, that’s as good a stopping point as any I think

[corruptedconfessions]

prompt 40 and 41 with yandere warlock monoma please?

“It’s just a simple love potion! Don’t worry, in just a few hours things will be perfect.”

“Yes, you can touch them.”

I edited the second prompt sentence a bit! I hope thats okay lmaoo

Another Gender-neutral one for y’all

Warnings: Drugging via love potion, dubcon/noncon?, mind break

 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You growled, yanking hard on the chains that held your wrists tight above your head, snapping at the warlock as he stepped into the cabin again. He rolled his eyes at your antics, smirking down at you mockingly as he stepped closer to you, clutching a vial in his hand.

“Haven’t you learned yet? You’re so stupid, honestly, you would think that my chosen partner would have to be smarter than this.”

You snarled, jerking your head away when he reached to try and pet your hair. You thrashed in place, yanking on the chains again as you growled at him again. 

“Fuck off! I’m not yours!”

You tried to kick out at the blonde as he stepped closer to you, but you found yourself frozen unable to move, leg still midair. Monoma watched you with a cocky smirk, hand in the air as he kept you frozen as he moved closer. You couldn’t do anything but scowl at him as he held your face tight, forcing your jaw open as he lifted the vial in his free hand, pouring the liquid into your open mouth, down your throat.

You coughed weakly, choking down the liquid, some of the pink dribbling down your chin which the blonde happily licked up before pulling away. He moved to the other side of the room, sitting down on the bed facing you before he finally lowered his hand, freeing you.

“What the fuck did you do?!”

You glared at him, desperately wishing the chains would snap so you could smack that ugly ass smirk off his face…

You’re rage was quickly replaced with a cold dunk of terror at the warlocks next words, your horrified face meeting his own cruelly delighted smirk.

“It’s just a simple love potion! Don’t worry, in just a few hours things will be perfect.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.

Your skin was burning, like you were cooking from the inside out, everything ached so badly and you just needed…needed. You cried out arching hard against the wall as you stared at Monoma from where he was relaxed on the bed, reading a tome.

“Please! Please please please please please…”

Your chest heaved as you whimpered, staring at him longingly. You needed Monoma you needed him so bad you couldn’t breathe. Youre entire being ached, you just needed to touch him, feel him, love him, god why wont he just look at you?!

You cried harder, straining against the chains as he finally looked up, smirking at you as you shuttered, gasping in ecstasy just from his gaze dragging across you.

“Oh, do you need something?”

You nearly sobbed in frustration, whimpering out his name pathetically, arching as far forward as you could.

“Monoma!”

You whimpered weakly, crying out in pain but still arching desperately towards him as he slowly stood up, setting his book aside before slowly approaching you. 

“You’re tune sure changed, not so strong now are we?”

You shuttered, eyes rolling back when he reached out stroking your cheek. You pushed desperately into it, gasping desperately as you shook with pure desire. It wasn’t enough, you needed more more more!

You barely noticed when his free hand reached up, releasing your shackles around your wrists. Immediately you were whimpering, grabbing at him from where you were on your knees, pawing at his thighs and clinging to his pants. You breathed in his scent, shuttering hard. It was so perfect you needed more!

“Calm down~”

You paused when he reached down to stroke your hair, staring up at him with all the adoration you could muster as he smirked down at you, pulling down his pants. You nearly shook with excitement and desire as he pulled out his length, holding it out in front of your face.

“Yes, you can touch.”

You didn’t need or wait for another second, you wrapped a hand around his cock, stroking and pumping him in your hand as you nuzzled your face against it, dragging your tongue down the side of his cock. You worshiped him, tracing his veins with your tongue while pumping him lightly in your hand, nuzzling and pressing open mouthed kisses to his shaft. You just needed.

“Not so proud and mouthy now.”

You whimpered softly as he tangled his hand in your hair, too focused on the hard cock in front of you. You loved Monoma so much~! You just wanted to touch him, be close to him, be one with him!! Forever!

“Come on, you can do better than that can’t you?”

You kept stroking his length with one hand, pulling back just to open your mouth, covering your teeth so you wouldn’t hurt him as you slowly lowered yourself down on his dick. Your eyes fluttered closed as you felt him rubbing your head gently as you swallowed him down, refusing to stop until your nose was pressed against his curls at the base. You tried your best not to gag, breathing slowly through your nose as you swallowed around him, your throat clenching around him, massaging his cock.

“Fuck that’s good~ Just like that~”

He smirked down at you, playing with your hair as you slowly started sucking, rubbing your tongue along the bottom of his cock as you slowly started moving your head. You kept your eyes closed, savoring the weight of his cock in your mouth as you bobbed your head, swallowing him down and lapping at his shaft eagerly. You were pleasing him! Monoma was happy with you! You were making him feel good!

Just the thought had you shuttering in pleasure, squeezing your thighs together as you started moving faster. Every grunt and moan that came from above you sent jolts of pleasure through you. Low moans sitting in the back of your throat, vibrating around his cock, causing him to moan louder, thrusting slightly into your mouth and cursing when your throat tightened around him.

“Shit!”

He groaned grabbing both sides of your head as he started thrusting, fucking your mouth ruthlessly. All you could do was sit there with your mouth open as he fucked the back of your throat. It was sure to be sore tomorrow but right now all you could feel was pure bliss! It felt so good to be used by the one you loved! You wanted more! Needed more!!

You were shivering in pleasure, staring up at him with teary eyes as his thrusts finally stuttered. He thrust deep down your throat, holding your head in place as he finally spilled down your throat with a wrecked groan.

”Drink it all up~”

You didn’t have to be told twice as you eagerly swallowed down his cum, continuing to suck his cock as you trembled, lapping at it to get every last drop.

“That’s enough.”

You cried out, whining when he pulled away. No! No no no no! You weren’t done yet! You needed to be closer to him, to feel him deep inside of you! Already you could feel his hot cum coating your insides, cooling in your stomach, but you needed more! You needed to be one with your love!

You jumped up off your knees once he looked away from you, running and tackling him. Caught off guard he could only struggle slightly against you, unable to hit you and too startled to cast a spell as you pushed him back against the wall you were chained too. He spun around, hand raised to attack back when you lunged at him again, snapping one of the cuffs that had been around your wrists around his own, locking away his magic. Swiftly you grabbed the other one, locking it around his other wrist as well.

“What the hell are you doing?! Let go of me this instant!”

You cooed softly shushing him as you dropped back down to your knees, grabbing his thighs and squeezing them tight as you started lapping at his soft cock, working it back to hardness. Your entrance was twitching eagerly, a deep ache inside of you, desperate to be filled, to be filled with him! Soon the two of you would be connected…completely.

Forever~

[edengarden]

HEYO BBY 😎 im finally here! U can do a regular matchup or any that u feel more comfortable with!

So starting with basics: im 5'4; Gryffindor; sun Leo rising Gemini and moon Aries; my mtbi type is INFP-T; my love language is Quality Time;

I think my three main qualities are: I'm patient and understanding, I'm very loyal and I can see good things in everyone!

My three flaws are: I'm SOOO insecure, I'm too clingy and I'm too perfectionist

My hobbies are writing, reading, listen to music and drawn! I watch animes too, my music taste is very big, I like Ariana Grande, Beyonce, Imagine Dragons, David Bowie (thanks to u my darling), Frank Ocean, JUNNA, LiSa, Tyler The Creator, Leah Kate, etc. But my fav song is Achilles Come Down – Gang of Youths.

I think the trait i hate the most in people is that type of ppl who think ur achievements arent big just because they dont look big, and the ones who only know how to see the flaws in smthing!

Facts about me: i luv cats (my fav is Maine Coon), i luv potato, i hate onions, my favorite food is fried chicken, one of my dreams is to travel the world, i love history and arts, i hate math, i think that bonds of friendship can be stronger than family bonds, I love to read about what other people love, I get so hyped when someone asks me about my fav character or song or idk anything i love, I strongly believe that violence isn't the answer for anything, I love indie games, I have a bunch of teddy bears in my room, my favorite aesthetic is dark academia, i LOVE short hair, I have a hoodie that I use everywhere bcuz its from my favorite RPG, talking about it I love RPG

I think thats it bub! If u have a question u can sent me!

FIRST: sksksks you’re a gryffindor I can’t believe we have a slytherin-gryffindor friendship going on that’s iconic

Second: lmaoo Atsumu was out the window as soon as you started describing yourself bby we been knew

Third: IM A DARK ACADEMIA BITCH TOO ALSKDJDHJSJA

Fourth: I,,, I tried so freaking hard,, to find someone else,, bc I wanted to be impartial and tRUST ME I WAS FUCKING IMPARTIAL ON MY BULLSHIT but it’s just too good,, forgive mother for I have sinned—

I MATCH YOU UP WITH NISHINOYA

Now listen up you fucker, it’s YOUR FAULT for making your description so compatible with him!! (But honestly you sound just as compatible for Hinata and Inuoka, you just attract those rays of sunshine istg)

First of all; you’re patient?? It’s the number one requirement to be Noya’s s/o?? Also seeing the good in everyone!! I think it also means that you have a really optimistic side that could help Noya a LOT. Boy tends to get swept away by emotions please remind him of the positive stuff from time to time.

Also perfectionism?? With Noya, it’s gone. You KNOW he’s bound to screw something up, but does he care? Unless it’s Volleyball, not really dude. And i think that’s good for you! Sometimes, your best isn’t as high as other times and that’s okay! I think Noya really grasps that concept so any victory, no matter the size, is a victory for him and he hella hopes it’s a victory for you too! Clingy?? What does that mean?? Boy has no idea, he just knows the two of you are joined at the hip. You, Tanaka and him are the best and worst trio to ever walk this earth. God forbid you all went to Karasuno together istg-

And pfft travelling the world?? That’s done and done with Noya, we both know that. Y’all come back hella broke, but even that can’t destroy Nishinoya’s mood because he did all of that with you and got so many good memories!! He swore that he’d never, ever delete any of the pictures, even if they’re blurry or just things he thought were funny at 2 AM.

Overall, I seriously think the two of you are the kind of couple that can get passed anything because 1) you compliment each other so well yet have a lot of similarities and 2) you just?? Enjoy life?? Like you’re supposed to?? And that’s amazing.

Nishinoya could be the poorest man on earth, but if you’re by his side, then he’ll think he’s the luckiest on earth.

Songs!!

- It’s a Hard Life, Queen

- Chilly Down, David Bowie (when I say this is your theme song... THIS IS YOUR THEME SONG. This shit is the We Wreck Shit And We’re Gonna Take Off Your Head For Fun vibe, they’re the fuckin fire gang and so are you. Add Tanaka if you want, this shit is yours and Nishinoya’s VIBE.)

- Hey Ya!, Outkast (again, Wrecking Shit Vibe, but this song just puts Noya in a good mood dude)

- Station to Station, David Bowie (I don’t know why, but “thIs IsnT The SidE EfFecTs Of ThE CoCaINE” playing while you do something hella risky and stupid while Noya cheers you on is a wholeass mood)

[patchofsunlight]

(This one is so long I’m sorry lmao)

Aw thank you 🥺 I’m taking a break right now since everything that’s due today is finally done! I’ll work on stuff later but I think I’m gonna like eat and chill for a bit for once lmao

Haha my group members for an assingment in the class are ready to throw hands at her too 😂 it’s all good though! Next week I can focus on my other class that gives out wayy less assignments.

Aw I’m sorry to hear you’re feeling down ❤️❤️ sending love your way!! Omg that’s so many exams for one week! You’ll probably be done by the time I’m responding but good luck and I know you’ll do great!! Take a break afterwards and do something fun!!

Lmaoo I thought he was gonna annoy me and idk maybe he will, but as of right now he’s adorable 🥺 I’m gonna watch another ep today hopefully!!

Exactly!! Especially when we’re applying for schools like we need good marks to get into the schools we want!! My exam taking abilities are horrible 😂 like I’ll study days in advance but then I go into the exam and I’m a nervous wreck. And most of the time I’ve prepared properly it’s just the sitting and taking the exam part that messes with my head.

OMGG YESS COME SEE ME!! I live in Canada!! OMG yess come to a college here!! Tbh idk anything abt the sat but congrats on getting a great mark!! I used to go to the US to visit family, but I would be soo scared of like something bad happening lmaoo. Ouu communications or law sounds really interesting!! Let me know how everything goes regarding school!

Lmaoo okok here’s what happened. It was an absolute travesty 😂 so from grade 9 until grade 11 we have to take science. But I’m not good at science. Science and math are my worst classes I do wayy better in like English and art and stuff. So anyways I had been doing really bad on the tests and like I understood the lessons but it was the application part that was soo hard for me. So I was sitting at like an 80 in the class before the exam and I knew I wasn’t gonna be able to bring it up to a 90 so I just accepted it and was gonna just try to do really good on the exam. So the day before the exam I asked my teacher a few questions for clarification and one of them was asking abt what an atom was. (Yes dumbass grade 9 me didn’t know what an atom was but now I do. I did way better in grade 10 science cause it started making sense and I haven’t taken it since lmfao) so he explains it then says “do you understand?” And I looked at him and was like”...no?” and he had the audacity to say “well then idk how to explain it to you” 💀 I was flabbergasted. So I go home, study my butt off, and go to the exam the next day. Tell me why none of the stuff on the exam study sheet he gave us was on the exam 🥺 anywho so I’m sitting in the gym doing the exam on the brink of tears cause I didn’t know what the fuck I was doing lmao and then I hand the exam in. A week passes and I go in with my friends to get our marks. We go to the science room and he gives us our marks and I see mine. 53% 💀 3% over the failing grade. And here’s the kicker. He had to take a question off of the exam since nobody got it right or even knew how to do it 😂 So technically I would’ve failed the exam and had to go into school and do work to make it up. So anywho I was bummed abt that, then he shows us our overall mark and my glorious 80 dropped down to a 71. And then I cried lmao cause I was like how did it drop that much? Apparently our marks can’t drop that much and someone else did the same on their exam as me and only got like 5 marks taken off of their overall mark soo.. But yeah that’s it :)

Haha thank you! Watch me abandon doing yoga after a week.. oops 😗

Aw I love you too!! No worries!! I wanna make you feel better even if it’s a little bit!❤️ how was your day and how are you feeling?? -🌙

(dont worry i love your asks sorry for taking so long to answer)

YES TAKE BREAKS YES

and 🥰🥰🥰 thanks moonie i love you you’re too nice to me

TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT OF IT IF YOU DID WATCH IT!!!! and yes deku is BABY

both grades and exams suck and mean nothing and i’ll DIE by this

YOU LIVE IN CANADA??? THAT’S SO FUN!!! YES I’LL GO VISIT YOU LMAOOOO and yeah i’ll let you know!!!!!

BRO WHAAAAT??? that’s NINE marks that’s SO MUCH that’s so unfair wtf??? also that teacher sounds like an ASSHOLE how did an entire class couldn’t get a question right he must be SUCH a dumbass let me throw hands for a sec!!!! anyway you did NOT deserve that i’m glad you see it as funny now lmaooo i would’ve been SO PISSED watch me go talk to the school board so they can change my grade 😤😤😤 LMAOOO

gmeidowkskw MOOD!!!! i was doing this exercise plan thingy and i did it for like 9 days before forgetting about it for MONTHS it do be like that

🥰🥰🥰 you definitely did!!! and my day today has been alright!!! i played among us with wave and i was organizing a bunch of stuff for my blog and i’ll try to write as much as i can today!!! i’ll also be posting an allergies chapter soon 👀👀 i’m just happy bc i have nothing set to do and the ✨freedom✨ is giving me serotonin LMAOOO so yeah i’m okay!! also it’s warm and i love warm weather so 🥰🥰 it’s kinda too warm tho it’s almost 40°C which is MFKWOXKWKS A WHOLE LOT AM I WRITE BUT IT’S FINE

what about you??? how has your day been?? are you alright??

[kinktae]

The penultimate part🥺 I’m not ready to say goodbye, Bitchin!Jungkook has definitely been one of my fav characterizations of him that I’ve ever read. Thank you so much for sharing your work with all of us💖

bitchin 9 asks bc i suck

sapphireprinces5 said: bitchin’ pt9 was just so beautiful?? the way you explained the emotions and interactions between the characters was just amazing!! I felt myself hanging on every word wow excited for the end but will miss bitchin’ so much 🤧

Anonymous said: TAEHYUNG AND YARA SIGN ME UP GURL!!!!

Anonymous said: Like I just feel like if Jk really liked y/n he wouldn’t have slept with Kiri, you know? It shouldn’t matter that he didn’t know how y/n felt. And it’s obvious that he has feelings for y/n so I just hope that’s something y/n addresses when she talks to him. Don’t settle for less girl! Get you a man who will fight for you regardless 👏 (btw this is not me criticizing how you wrote it in any way! I’m just so invested in the characters and am thinking about how I would feel in this scenario :) )

Anonymous said: I KNEW SOMETHING WAS GONNA HAPPEN WITH YARA AND TAE I FELT IT SO DEEP IN MY BONES IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM 😭😭😭

Anonymous said: Hi! I just binge read bitchin in a day and can I just say that I loved it! I really love the female characters as well, you’ve written them so beautifully 🥺 if I was y/n I wouldn’t be concerned so much about Jk not sleeping with Kiri if he knew the way y/n felt, but rather the fact that if Jk didn’t want to sleep with Kiri, he wouldn’t have, regardless of y/n’s feelings or not. IMO y/n’s feelings shouldn’t be the issue here, but Jk’s should! If I was y/n’s bff that’s what I would tell her LOL

Anonymous said: OH MY GOODNESS! YES !!!! YESSSSS Y.E.S Muchas graciaaaas!!!

Anonymous said: tae and yara are my new ship)

unknowntalesx said: okay but like tae and yara thooO they got me all smiley being like oh yeah bayyybeEE das what im talking about 😏 ALSO OKAY NOW THAT I AM MORE LUCID KIRI GOT FUCKING WRECKED I LOVED THAT SHE GOT A DOSE OF HER OWN MANIPULATIVE MEDICINE I AM 😤😤😤😤😤

Anonymous said: im not ready for bitchin to end )):

Anonymous said: I SCREAMED WHEN Y/N TOLD KIRI THE TRUTH. YES QUEEN. STAB AND TWIST THE KNIFE!

Anonymous said: ROSE AHHSHSJSKSD FUCK U I’m all hot and bothered with anticipation for pt 10 now 😩😩😩🥵

sydney--chan said: We really stan y/n for using her big ol brain to rock kiris world oh my god I yelled also I say what's your damage all the time bring that shit back

Anonymous said: a tae x yara spin off series or one shot...... haha jk..... unless..... 👀

Anonymous said: Fuck kiri's scheming ass. I'm glad YN ripped her a new one

Anonymous said: AAHHHHHH once again, I love this chapter so much!!!! I was screaming at Yara and Tae part. Seriously!!!! I am SURE she felt that spark when he kissed her. Is she going to be the one falling for the guy while he wants something casual now? Or maybe Tae will fall for her as well? Ahhhh so cute! I feel like that would be a nice spin off yk (no pressure, I swear). And Erik, woah I didn't expect him to be like that. To be so nice and wise. Great character development indeed! It was really nice (1/2)

Anonymous said: To see their interaction and the way he opened her eyes (for some reason I couldn't help but picture him as Namjoon). Ohhh the Kiri part tho!!!! I felt really petty but in the best way lol. Anywaysss I am really excited for the last chapter (really sad too) and I am sure it is going to be the best because you are a genius! Thank you for sharing another amazing chapter with us! ♥♥♥ (2/2)

Anonymous said: OKAY I absolutely adored Bitchin part 9 😻 I always thought that it was also OC fault for what happened between her and jk, he obviously was the main jerk but she never actually admitted her feelings to him and he doesn't read minds so??¿¿? Really loved that she came to understand it. And I was rooting SO MUCH for yara and tae MAN I AM CRYING THEY DESERVE IT 🙌🏻

Anonymous said: you came through with the tae x yara content we all needed omg thank you!! if anyone’s gonna make yara fall in love it’s tae lol

Anonymous said: I honestly lowkey hate bitchin’ jungkook right now. I thought I’d get over it but I just can’t imagine how hurt and disgusted Y/N was when she found out that jk and kiri were together just hours before they were like ugh. It doesn’t help that I’m also really interested in Erik’s character development now so it would’ve been really interesting to see how he’d fit in Y/N’s life. 🥺

Anonymous said: jungkook and y/n wANT what yara and tae have

Anonymous said: TAEYARA YES FINALLY OUR WISHES HAVE BEEN ANSWERED 😍😍

Anonymous said: just want to let you know you’re an absolute angel and all you create is nothing short of perfection. *sends you all of the love*

spring2787 said: I jus came from a 4 hour long class and it's finally here... Thank you so much dear 🎂 💜

Anonymous said: Is yara me ? Like when she said that boy act like they understand the no string involved but then fall in love , dude I felt that , that's literally the story of my life lmaoooo Like the number of time a dude told me yeah I'm okay with that and then acted shocked when I told him I didn't feel anything for him is impressive lmaoo Anyway I'm so eager for the last chapter!!!! you did an amazing job!!

kuhweenbri said: The way I already finished but anyways girl I absolutely loved this part and now I’m excited for the next part 😭😭 will we be seeing more of T-ara??

Anonymous said: OMG YARA AND TAEEEEEEEEE. NOW I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEANT BY FANSERVICE. JSJSJSJJSBXBSBSB But on a serious note, this fic just keeps on getting better. The fact that there's only one chapter left still hasn't come home to me 😭 but thank you so much for blessing us with this!💜💜

Anonymous said: YO! bitchin is flippin brilliant! you have done so well! jungkook broke my heart in part 9! im emotional but also so ready for part 10! please take your time. have a lovely day

Anonymous said: i don’t normally talk to writers on here but bitchin is really bitchin, i haven’t read a fanfic in so long that makes me excited to read the next part and maybe it’s because i’m so used to all of the aus being recycled but bitchin is truly a breathe of fresh air to me for some reason, maybe because you fleshed out the right hand mans for both characters idk or the it being a different time period, but i just wanted to say you are smashing bitchin dude and i love it!!

shy-kpop-girl said: BITCHIN': I just caught up on 8 & 9. Shocked & angry at JK. Because regardless of whether he knew y/n' feelings it was a dick move to sleep with Kiri one night and y/n the next morning. And it wasn't like he came over to talk/tell y/n about Kiri & things escalated because he went right at it as soon as she let him in. Even tho it was hot. 😳 But Erik. I wanted to hate him but dude surprised me with his reasoning. I loved that dialogue! Once again your writing is amazing & I love this story!

Anonymous said: Bitchin is the best fanfic on tumblr. And no one can change my mind. You’re doing amazing!! Much love xoxo

Anonymous said: “Think of life as one big puzzle and everyone you meet is shaped differently, right? Yet somehow… they fit. We find those that complete us. And they’re not necessarily opposites but—“ MAAM that part hit SOOO different omg your brain!?! Outta this world! Like this is whole ass literature!!!! I stg Bitchin’ is the best thing on this app and I meant that w my whole chest.

Anonymous said: I'm not ready for Bitchin to end. It's soooooo good 😍😍😍

kmultifandom said: Since there's a cast for bitchin I wanna audition for y/n because i wanna be a biologist and I have some similar personality traits *mic drop* Also great work, I seriously love it. No other fan fiction I have read was so close to my actual self and that impresses me even more and make it like it 10 times more djksksks

Anonymous said: how will I live when bitchin ends agghhh I haven’t even read 8-9 cause I’m waiting for the happy ending before I’m heartbroken and left waiting for the last part

Anonymous said: you know what would be super fun and crazy 😛😛🙈🙈 if you dropped bitchin’ pt 10 right now 😳😳 haha just kidding .... unless 😏😏

Anonymous said: lets gooooo!!!!!!!!!!! bitchin pt 10 better haunt me for the rest of the year

Anonymous said: I feel like I’m going to get so emotional once Bitchin’ part 10 is released. It’s like I’m sending off my non-existing kids to university because I won’t be able to see Bitchin!Jungkook anymore 🥺

Anonymous said: I can’t believe Bitchin’ is for real ending 😩 it’s soo gud 

Anonymous said: Can’t wait till bitchin PART 10 Probably gonna fall asleep before u post but I’ll try to stay up for it 🥺

Anonymous said: i love your writing honestly and i just really want you to be happy. your writing is immaculate and i really want you to know that you are talented and skilled so yeah. sorry if this is out of nowhere but i just really want to show appreciation to writers because they don't get enough and you are definitely my favorite writer:)) hope you have a good day!!

Anonymous said: okay but if Bitchin' goes on for 50 chapters that would be good too.. just sayin'.

tpo-quinn said: Bruh, I can already feel that I'm gonna cry from the last chapter of bitchin'...I CAN'T WAIT!

leojjeon said: so i've re-read bitchin ready for chapter 10 an I am feeling all sorts of emotions. it's fair to say it's my favourite series I've read!

Anonymous said: y did i forget bitchin would have an end like 😳😐we’ve been on this bitchin journey w u for so long i’m sad it’s over

Anonymous said: What what what?? Bitchin is ending??!!! Didnt it just fucking start like all the drama and tae&yara!!!! Omg girl!!!

Anonymous said: ur the absolute fucking GODDESS of writing angst, ive never ever waited for a ff to be updated before as if it was a new episode of my fav show coming out. thank u for writing and be so active, muah ur amazing

Anonymous said: a moment of silence for our loved bitchin who will die soon 😔 gone but not forgotten, she will always be in our hearts. all the best rides come to an end 😭

[tkl-tee]

A Hard Day’s Rest - Keith, Lance, Shiro (platonic)

A Hard Day’s Rest - Keith, Lance, Shiro (platonic) from Voltron

A/N: Thanks for the prompt anon! Sorry, this got kind of long! I also realized that I might be using the “sentence starters” wrong since I haven’t been using them at the beginning, but oh well. I’ll just use them however lmaoo. We’ll say this takes place during the good old Voltron days, not the recent crazy times rip. I hope you all enjoy!

Disclaimer: This is a tickle fic.

Summary: A training session between Lance and Shiro gets a little out of hand, and Keith is just an innocent bystander. Lance provokes Shiro’s wrath, Shiro wrecks him, and Keith somehow gets roped into the whole mess!

Word Count: 2939

In retrospect, Keith could definitely see how he had ended up in this position- that is, being held down and tickled by two of the worst friends in the universe. How does that saying go; hindsight is 20/20?

The paladins were allowed a day of rest and relaxation before a new training regimen would begin. After a quick workout and shower, Keith fully planned to spend the entire day locked away in his room (save for the occasional bathroom break). No social interaction, no universal crisis; just him, his bed, and maybe a book or something? He hadn’t really thought too much about it. Another thing he hadn’t thought too much about was the fact that would need food eventually.

He was little more than an hour into his “me day” when he felt the first hunger pang. He managed to ignore it for several minutes, primarily out of plain laziness, before he decided that he would indeed have to brave the trek to the kitchen for some food goo.

He made it to the kitchen undisturbed. The problem arose after he had reached his destination. He had hardly made it from the doorway to the dispenser when the door opened again and two running figures shot through the door.

“Bad move Lance, now you’ve just cornered yourself,” Shiro said as the one he was addressing did, in fact, come to a stop in the corner. He sounded like he was genuinely critiquing Lance, but there was a playfulness in his voice that couldn’t be hidden.

“Oh, hey Keith!” Lance said excitedly, causing Shiro to glance over his shoulder. In the moment it took him to do that, Lance was jumping on the counter in an attempt to get around him. Keith rolled his eyes at their antics as Shiro immediately turned back to face the escapee.

“Lance! Not on the-” in a surprising turn of events, Shiro was cut off as Lance dove off the counter and tackled him to the floor. Shiro landed on his side with Lance on top of him, and the two were immediately wrestling for the upper hand.

“...What’s going on?” Keith asked, making sure to avoid their scuffle. Shiro was stronger than Lance by far, but the latter was able to put up a fight in his position.

“Training,” was all Lance said before he replaced his focus in winning against Shiro. He managed to get the upper hand- by playing dirty. They were both pushing at each other, trying to roll the other over. Lance took this opportunity to shoot his hands into Shiro’s exposed underarms.

“AGH, Lance! Th-that’s che-heating!” Shiro said as his arms shot down in an attempt to protect his sensitive spots, leaving Lance undisturbed.

“Says who? I didn’t hear any rules other than ”immobilize the other person,” right?” Lance smirked as he walked his hands down to scribble and prod at the sides of Shiro’s stomach. This caused him to curl in on himself as deep, cheerful laughter was drawn out of him.

“I say nohoho ticklihing- oh mahaHAN.” Shiro grabbed Lance's wrists, attempting to pry them away from his stomach. As soon as he got close to succeeding, Lance simply switched things up by moving back to his underarms. He would stay in this spot, with a pleased smile, as Shiro’s laughter rose in pitch and he clamped his arms down again, before dragging his fingers back down to his stomach. He kept up this pattern, which sufficiently kept Shiro occupied.

Keith shook his head and chose to ignore them as he turned back to the dispenser. The struggle continued behind him as he got his food.

“All you gotta do is tap out! C’mon Shiro, just tap out, okay?” Lance teased as he kept up his assault, this time scratching at the fronts of Shiro’s ribs.

“I swehehear you’re in fohoHOHor ihihihit!” Shiro was half attempting to stop Lance and half attempting to just get out from under him. As he walked towards the door, bowl of goo in hand, Keith was sure he would tap out and Lance was going to win.

Just as the door slid open he heard Lance yelp, then a thud. He looked over his shoulder and saw Shiro on his hands and knees, breathing heavily, and Lance kneeling a few feet away from him. Lance gulped as Shiro looked at him with murder in his eyes.

“I’ll give you five seconds to run.”

Lance immediately shot to his feet and bolted for the door.

“We gotta gooo!” he shouted frantically.

“We?” was all Keith got out before Lance’s hands were on his shoulders, pushing him through the door and down the hall. And that was how he ended up sprinting through the castle with Lance, a bowl of green food goo in hand and a vengeful Shiro not far behind. He honestly didn’t know what he was expecting of his day off.

Steered by Lance- literally- they eventually found themselves in the communal room. This wasn’t the first place he would have chosen to hide, though he didn’t think he should have to be hiding at all. Lance guided him all the way around the circular, sunken couch and down the stairs. He watched as Lance crouched behind said stairs, using the wall/couch as cover.

Keith, suddenly remembering how hungry he was, sat on the couch across from where Lance was hiding, and began eating.

“Keith! You have to hide!” Lance said in exasperation. Keith stopped mid-bite and gave him an indignant look.

“Why do I have to hide? I didn’t do anything wrong.” He continued to eat as Lance popped his head up to glance nervously at the door.

“Aiding and abetting!”

“I did neither of those things.”

“Guilty by association!”

“That’s just not fair,” Keith said with annoyance in his voice.

“C’mon Keith, you’re going to give me away!” Lance pouted at him and crossed his arms. Keith didn’t get a chance to respond as the door slid open and Lance quickly ducked back down in a panic.

Shiro made eye contact with sitting-in-plain-sight Keith, who just shrugged, spoon in his mouth. Shiro began walking toward the sunken couch.

“Another bad move, Lance,” he called as he spoke. Keith could see Lance jump slightly at Shiro’s voice.

“You couldn’t have picked a more obvious room. Maybe you want me to catch you,” he said with a smirk.

He hopped over the edge, and Keith watched him as he slowly walked towards the other end of the room (okay, maybe he was a little invested now in how this was going to play out).

Shiro had almost reached the point where he would be able to see Lance, but before that could happen said male shot up and attempted to run away yet again. As he made his way up the steps, he tripped in almost comedic fashion, giving Shiro plenty of time to catch up.

Shiro tackled him to the floor, there was a struggle, and they both rolled off the edge and onto the couch. Shiro easily found himself on top this time and pushed Lance’s hands firmly against his chest, holding them in place with one of his own hands.

“Nonono Shihiroho, I’m sorry!” Lance was already laughing in anticipation before Shiro even did anything. As Shiro’s free hand moved closer, he began squirming more. He would shoot his hand towards Lance’s stomach before pulling it back, causing Lance to shriek and jump each time.

”Shirooo, dammit, either do something already or let me go!” Lance said, his face red from all the running around, as well as embarrassment.

“Well, since you asked,” Shiro replied with a smile, and wasted no time attacking the younger man’s torso. He scribbled his fingers from side to side across Lance’s stomach, causing him to begin laughing with renewed vigor. He squirmed and rolled from side to side as much as he could with Shiro sitting on his thighs and pinning him down.

“That’s nohot what I meheheant Whahat are yOU DOHIHING?” Keith crossed his legs and leaned to the side a bit to see what it was that Shiro was doing. He had stuck his hand under Lance’s shirt and was dragging blunt but tickly fingernails all over the sensitive skin on his stomach and sides. Keith shivered slightly at Shiro’s ruthless display.

Lance’s muscles jumped at the ticklish feelings and he tried to curl up to block them, but Shiro’s hand on his chest kept him firmly in place. His loud laughter turned a little wheezy as Shiro’s tickling hand moved up his side and squeezed under his arm. Lance tried his best to immobilize the hand between himself and the couch but was unable to keep Shiro from digging into his sensitive underarm.

Once Lance’s began to turn silent, Shiro released his hands, freeing up his own hand to join the torment. He immediately shoved his other hand under Lance’s shirt and began rubbing circles into the poor troublemaker’s ribs on either side.

Lance’s laughter returned, loud and frantic. He rolled side to side, and grabbed and pushed at Shiro’s arms, but was too tired to stop him. Shiro seemed to be enjoying his revenge, while Keith almost felt bad for his victim.

“Now I know you remember the rule, Lance, since you so happily reminded me of it earlier.” Shiro returned to digging into the sensitive hollows of Lance’s underarms, causing the latter’s laughter to increase in pitch. “This could all be over in an instant!”

Lance didn’t waste a second after being reminded of the rules. He forced his arm over to smack the back of the couch, tapping out. Shiro tickled him for a few moments longer before patting Lance on the shoulder and climbing off of him. Lance rolled off the couch and sat on the floor with his head against his knees, residual laughter still chasing him.

“Aaaahah that was crahazy,” Lance said, his voice a little hoarse as he spoke.

“You definitely lost that “training excersize.” I won’t be as lenient with mistakes during the new team regimen.” Shiro said in his best ‘Space Dad’ voice, but there was a smug tone as well.

“I didn’t lose,” Lance replied, looking offended.

“You definitely lost,” Keith spoke this time as he got up from the couch and began moving towards the door to return his now empty bowl to the kitchen.

“Wait!” Lance called after him, jumping to his feet. He… recovered fast. “Where do you think you’re going, Mullet!” Keith turned to give him a confused look. He just pointed to the door in response.

“No way. You didn’t even try to help me or anything. And after I even helped you run away!”

“Well, I didn’t need to run away. I didn’t even do anything back in the kitchen!” Keith huffed, annoyance clear in his voice. Lance began to argue back, but Shiro interjected.

“No, he has a point Lance. He didn’t do anything. In fact, he didn’t try to help me either, just ignored us. That’s not how a team works, Keith.”

Keith felt his fight for flight instinct kick as he realized where this conversation was heading.

“But I had nothing to do with any of this!” Keith turned, keeping his eyes on them. He was ready to run if needed.

“Key word being “had.” And now you do!” Lance replied with a mischevious grin. He looked at Shiro and they made eye contact for a moment before Shiro lunged at Keith. Keith, anticipating this, took off towards the door.

What none of them expected was Lance, hopping on one foot as he yanked off his boot and chucked it right at Keith. Keith felt something impact with the back of his knee, causing him to lose his footing. He tumbled to the floor, turned over, and kicked the offending boot away in anger.

“What the hell!” he yelled, crossing his arms in frustration. There was no point in trying to run at this point. Shiro chuckled softly as he jogged up to Keith and knelt beside him. Lance was quick to join them.

“I see you’ve accepted your fate,” Lance said smugly.

“Shut up,” Keith bit back. He didn’t even flinch as Shiro grabbed his arms to move them above his head. There was a bit of a struggle as Keith resisted, keeping his arms folded firmly against his body. With the help of a few squeezes to his sides from Lance, Shiro was able to force him to lie back against the ground and hold his hands above his head.

“Love the “tough guy” act, man. You’re doing great,” Lance teased his friend as he knelt over his thighs. Keith was pursing his lips and looking anywhere other than his two friends faces. He was just ready to get this humiliation over with.

“Where should we st-” Shiro began, but was cut off by Keith suddenly spazzing. He quickly repinned Keith’s flailing arms and looked up to see the cause of his sudden struggles. Lance had dug right in to Keith’s sides, squeezing and poking at random. It wasn’t the most coordinated attack, but seemed to work nonetheless.

Keith had yet to laugh, but was putting up a considerable struggle as he bucked his hips and pulled on his arms. His face was all scrunched up and a trembling smile began to form.

“Lance, one thing you need to work on is slowing down and strategizing. You get too excited about things and sometimes act without thinking,” Shiro spoke in a teacher voice and Lance nodded with a focused look on his face, like this was actual training. Keith couldn’t believe Shiro was using now as a teaching moment!

“Try slowing down and strategizing. Anyway,” Shiro concluded, looking back down at Keith. He held Keith’s wrists in one hand and used his free hand to slowly trace up and down Keith’s left arm from wrist to just above his armpit. Keith shivered and held his breath, hiding his face in his other arm. He tried to shake his arm away from Shiro’s hand but was unable to escape the tickly feelings.

“As for you, Keith. You need to be more of a team player! If we want Voltron to be strong, we each need to have strong bonds with each other, right?” Keith could care less what Shiro was saying as Lance started scratching and prodding at his sides more methodically. The electric feelings coming from his torso, as well as the ticklish feelings from Shiro, caused Keith to lose his resolve.

“S-stohohop ahaha.” He started giggling, his voice muffled by his arm, as he squirmed and tried to break free. How embarrassing.

“Hah, wow, who would’ve though Keith could laugh like that?” Lance commented, clearly amused.

“Shuhuhut uhuhup,” Keith responded, though he couldn’t say any more than that.

“Still has the nerve to be rude though,” Lance rolled his eyes and smirked. He used both hands to scratch at Keith’s lower stomach where his shirt had ridden up, causing the other’s laughter to rise in pitch.

Shiro also decided to kick it up a notch at this point, and finally hit his target, digging in to Keith’s underarm. Keith squealed into his arm at this and desperately pulled on his arm in an attempt to protect his sensitive armpit. Shiro’s hold on him wouldn’t budge, but Keith actually pulled himself up a little bit. Unfortunately for him, this did nothing other than cause Lance to laugh and actually sit on his thighs to better pin him down.

“Holy cow, you must be pretty ticklish,” Lance mused, much to Keith’s embarrassment.

“OHO MY GOHOHD,” was all Keith could say as he twisted and squirmed as much as his current position would allow.

“I bet after this you’ll start being more of a team player, right?” Shiro teased, moving his hand to Keith’s other side and tickling the area at the top of his ribs with a clawed hand.

“Screhehehew yohoHOHOU, ahahaha.”

“Now that’s not very nice!” Lance said as he moved to test Keith’s hips. Before he could continue his teasing, he squeezed Keith’s hips and was cut off by the other’s reaction. He let out a loud, high-pitched screech-laugh before dissolving into silent laughter. He shook his head back and forth as he laughed

“Oh my god,” Lance laughed at his reaction, and Shiro couldn’t help but chuckle too. Lance repeated this a couple more times, and each time Keith let out a similarly loud and desperate laugh. Lance eventually moved away from this obvious bad spot, instead moving up to lightly tickle Keith’s ribs. Shiro, too, returned to alternating between Keith’s underarms.

By the time his laughter became weak and he stopped struggling, Shiro stopped what he was doing.

“Hey Lance, we should let him go now.” After a few more squeezes, Lance stopped tickling him and sat back with his hands on his hips and a proud look on his face.

“That. Was. Hilarious. This rest of the team is going to love this!” Lance said excitedly as he climbed off of Keith, and Shiro smiled in amusement and released his arms. Keith was still letting out tired giggles as he laid on the ground with his arm thrown over his eyes.

“I’m gohohing to kill you guhuys,” he managed to say.

“Sure you are,” Lance replied, reaching over and squeezing Keith’s knees. Keith let out more laughter as he kicked his legs from Lance’s grasp and rolled away to resume catching his breath. So much for his rest and relaxation.