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ramblings-of-a-mad-cat · 4 years ago

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Greek Gods Aesthetic Game!

I was tagged in this by @blubxtch and I have no clue how it works but we’re gonna try this out! Let’s go ahead and do this for Gail Fawley. The way it works is that you highlight everything that suits your character’s aesthetic - I think...

(Gonna tag @dat-silvers-girl @samshogwarts @eyelash-curler and @simplysslytherin to continue the chain if you should like to!)

(Behold the FC I am currently using for Gail, Ana De Armas!

#Tagged Posts #Gail Fawley #Hogwarts Mystery OC #HPHM Jacob's Sibling #I imagine the Percy Jackson fandom has a lot of fun with this one

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ascnsion · 3 years ago

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▋ 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫𝑺 𝑯𝑶𝑳𝑫 . . . . . ❛ i have food and i’ll share it with you. ❜ 𝙁𝙍𝙊𝙈 @spydered . . . ( pick up line meme ) ┘

Sweat wiped from brow. Tongue lapped idly over the salty accumulation across lips. A smirk capable of rousing emotions in opposite spectrums depending on different company decorated lips. The buzzing hum of bo staff cutting through air in fluid and practiced movements died as soon as the red haired woman made her grand appearance. Weight shifted upon the heels of boots, body pivoted to the side, and bo staff was compacted with a snap of wrist.

❝ Dis be. . an araignee tryin’ t’ trap a fly in her web ? Sorry t’say Remy be bigger den a fly though some say just as pesky. ❞ Red-on-black hues, the supposed mark of the devil, visibly scanned the area around the Russian woman — as if webs were physically surrounding her body. It was all for dramatic effect, of course, just like all the mannerism carried about by the swift fingered mutant. Coat tail of brown duster was flung aside over left thigh, and partially gloved digits withdrew a well-used deck of cards from the pocket of trousers. Deck remained face down within palm, held neatly, perfectly even before pointer and thumb of the opposite hand drew the top card for her eyes to see.

❝ De queen a’hearts. How dat sayin’ go ? Way t’ a man’s heart is through his estomac. I’m listenin’, femme. What kind’a trouble you be in, an’ please tell me it’s a po’ boy you bought ? ❞ Gaze full of insight and curiosity continued to watch keenly — amusement void.

#◤ diable blanc ┖ ♠️ ANSWERED ┒#◤ — widow's bite ┖ FT NATASHA ┒#( appreciate this ! )#spydered

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mrs-geuse · 6 years ago

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Cringe (Hank Anderson Request)

A/N: So I’ve finally done it and I instantly want to drink bleach!! Hope you like it.

@daft-not-punk asked: “Fic idea for Hank: the reader reminding Hank of stupid Millennials shit. Like the reader sending him old memes, saying dumb vines, texting him to send nudes. It goes to far when she gets Connor to ask him what team he was in for PokemonGo or some shit like that. Is it dumb and ridiculous? yes it is. Do I have shame? No.”

Warnings: Swearing.

Hank had agreed to meet you at the bar after work one Thursday night. It’d been a pretty okay week, but he figured you needed a night away since you’d asked. Connor tagged along because Hank didn’t feel like driving him home just to come back out.

You’d been there for a good hour before Hank arrived. The bartender had passed a drink your way when you were halfway through your first, knowing that you were in it for the long haul.

Whenever the door behind you would open, you’d glance back to see if it was Hank and Connor. They would be late – they were always late.

You were a little tipsy; done with drink two, ordering your third, when you felt a hand on your shoulder. Turning, you saw your long-awaited friends and enveloped them both in big hugs.

Hank noticed the glossiness to your eyes, wondering if you were already drunk.

“Take a seat!” you motioned around you but then noticed how crowded it was. “Oh…”

The bartender leaned over with your drink and pointed at Hank. “The usual?” he asked.

“Yep. Thanks.” Hank glanced at your drink. “What is that garbage?”

“Long Island,” you announced, pushing it toward him so he could take a sip. He did and nodded, not too bad.

When Hank’s drink came, you told the bartender to put it on your tab.

“Oh God…” Hank mumbled. You quickly looked at him, wondering if his drink wasn’t good. “This song…” he pointed to the speaker above you.

It was then that you noticed Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

You almost spit out your drink. “Oh my God!” you laughed. “Don’t you miss getting Rick rolled?”

“Not really.”

“Rick rolled?” Connor asked.

You laughed again, feeling your drinks. “Back when we were young. It was an internet thing.” Connor blinked and you assumed he was processing things.

Hank grumbled. “C’mon, I ain’t standing here. Let’s get a booth.”

Your mind was wandering to the good old days and you couldn’t help but think back to some other wonders of the internet: memes.

“Do you know de wey?” you spoke close to his ear.

“Jesus Christ, y/n,” he shooed you off.

“You know you miss it!” you grabbed your drink and took off after him. Connor was very quiet as you sat down.

“I understand it now,” Connor finally said. “You expected a different video and continuously found this music video instead.”

Hank blinked at him, mouth hung open. He shook his head. “Oh, God…I can’t believe this is happening.”

You were cackling at this point, way too entertained. He downed his drink quickly so you went to order something else for him, your mind working in overdrive. When you came back, you handed him a Labatt Blue.

“I got some blue,” you offered.

Hank’s nostrils flared. You waved the bottle in front of him and sat down beside Connor.

“I swear, y/n, you’re over the top.”

Connor looked contemplative. “You guys are Millennials, right?” You felt bad that Connor was trying to keep up and you were sure he was trying to research just what you were talking about.

“Yeet,” you nodded.

Hank pressed his hands to his face, cussing behind his fingers.

“I’m guessing these are all references,” Connor hummed.

“Yes, and they’re all awful,” Hank grumbled.

You picked up your drink, raising an eyebrow. “You’re just trying to hide your humor because it makes you realize that we’re getting old. But that’s none of my business…” you sipped your drink.

This irked Hank and he shot you another glare.

“I searched this and there is a picture of a coffee lizard…?” Connor questioned.

“It’s a frog drinking tea,” Hank droned. “Ah, God damn it, y/n!”

“It’s like riding a bike: they’re all coming back from the pits of Hell.” You covered your face in embarrassment. “Hey there demons, it’s me, ya boi.”

You watched Hank reach across the table toward you to cover your mouth but you leaned back. His sleeve caught the bottle in front of him and it tipped, spilling some beer on the table.

“Ah, fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this.”

Rolling his eyes, Hank stood to get napkins. “You’re ridiculous.”

You gasped at him and he turned back to glance at you.

“Dat ass,” you winked.

“Oh my God!” Hank kind of huffed a laugh at this. “Y/n why? Why?”

You laughed, waving him off and sipping your drink while he went to go get napkins.

After he came back it was quiet for a few minutes. “That all feels like a lifetime ago.”

“It really does,” you sighed sadly.

“In my searching, I came across something about Pokémon Go,” Connor started. Hank cussed again, hitting his head down on the table. “Lieutenant Anderson, what team were you on?”

“I don’t fuckin’ remember,” Hank groaned. “You stupid fuckin’ android, stop egging y/n on.”

By now Connor was smirking at the laughter this caused you. Your sides hurt. You and Hank always loved poking fun at each other. A few minutes passed and someone approached your table. Glancing up you noticed Amy, a woman you recognized from the last time you came to this bar.

“Up to being my partner in another game?” she motioned toward the pool table.

You glanced at Hank, knowing that you were meant to be there with him.

“Go ahead,” he nodded, sipping his beer.

“Sorry to pull you away from your friend,” Amy said as you went to get a stick. “I was stood up tonight and didn’t know anyone else.”

“Nah, it’s okay. I’m sure he’s glad to be away from me. I was annoying him tonight,” you laughed as you said this and she gave you a look. “I kept being super cringey and referencing memes.”

Amy stopped dead. “Oh! Those are my favorite!” she proceeded to do the Orange Justice dance.

“Your turn!” the others playing pool called you over. You walked away to break.

•••

The game was halfway through when you realized you’d left your drink by the boys. Quickly, you ran over to them.

Hank couldn’t help but cringe as you approached, worried that you were going to have another dumb meme to bring forward.

You winked at him as you grabbed your glass and strutted back to the pool table where you and Amy continued your conversation.

Hank’s phone went off and he glanced down at it.

Y/n. 1 new message:

Send nudes.

“Ah, fuck…” Hank slammed his drink down on the table. “Y/n!” he called over the cacophony of the bar. “That’s it. We’re leaving!” a small smile tugged at his lips as you ran over to him.

#hank anderson #hank anderson x reader #dbh #detroit become human #crackfic #poor hank #detroit become human connor #detroit become human hank #hank anderson reader insert #hank anderson dbh fic

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butlerofthecount · 5 years ago

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Tagged by (Kind of?): @ducktales-wco-oo and @gamblealife

Tagging: @tuesdayscanons, @ketchupblood, @airborne-disaster, @listofevilinventions, @darkwiing, @pick-and-shovel-laborer, and whoever else wants to!

Regular - Dextrius | Bold - Goosewing | Italics - Dexter

Dextrius

Goosewing

Dexter

layer one : the outside

Name - Count (Dextrious) Duckula, Ludwig Von Goosewing, Count (Dexter) Duckula Eye colour - Crimson, Puke Green-Yellow, Obsidian Hair style / colour - Black with purple streaks; fashioned with a fire motif in mind (Might as well have himself look hot, right?), Short and messy white, Medium-short raven hair that is nicely parted at the middle, yet some of the strands are uneven compared to other strands. Height - 4′7″, 4′8 1/2″, 4′7″ Clothing style - A stylized formal suit with some jewelry to complete the look. Flames are also visible on his cloak, though they aren’t real, just a part of the design. He prefers a classy bright violet and is proud of it. | Some undergarments like an undershirt and boxers with a heart pattern on them, pants, a vest, scarlet bow tie, spats on loafers, and a deerskin coat and hat to complete his attire. | A simple black suit jacket over a button up shirt with a red bow tie and a lavender cloak that reaches the floor. Best physical feature - Beak, arms, and chest. His small fangs can be seen as attractive, but also misleading for some of his more vampire traits, like how his arms may seem wimpy but have more to them than just their looks. What doesn’t disappoint is his chest however, as he does try to stay fit for his own satisfaction. | Chest and abdomen, as he is probably the most vulnerable there. Tries to stay clean and soft for the ladies. | Eyes, beak, and hands, for how gentle and smooth they feel, especially the last two.

layer two : the inside

Fears - Looking bad in front of a crowd, not being able to fulfill his dream of being a star, losing anything that he has gained at this point, Being alone, dying, and holy men and their items. | Not honoring his family lineage, going against his parent’s wishes, physically unpleasing people (to look at), old age, his insecurities, and being embarrassed. | Meat, Flesh, Blood, anything related to animals and their insides, terrible people, being used or abused by others, giant vegetable monsters, death in general, pain, confrontations with those much larger or heavier than him, and true vampries. Guilty pleasure - Playing video games, interacting with the villagers in casual chats, much to Igor’s dismay, going out partying and clubbing (He’s been through some things), and exercising. | Having conversations with his imaginary partner, Heinrich, using technology to date and mingle with others, Tries to attend the Vampire Hunter’s convention but usually gets denied, and his drinking problems. | Gambling and playing cards, trying to pretty up his hair and attire, keeping his feathers well plumed, and writing songs. Biggest pet peeve - Being given orders or bossed around | Being seen as a laughingstock or a lolcow. | Not being taken as seriously as he wants to be, despite his appearance. Ambitions for the future - Wants to be the most well recognized person in the world, no, in reality. He seeks the best, as he only deserves the best. | To avenge his parents’ death and rid the world of all vampires, while also continuing his bloodline. | To live his life the way he wants to, not how Igor desires.

layer three : thoughts

First thoughts upon waking up: - “So what’s the plan for today? Making a ruckus, plastering my luxurious face in several cities? Ah, I’ll think of something, I always do!” | “Eh heh, I hope dat my bed doesn’t need repairing again.” | “Ah! I better turn off the alarm clock before Nanny arrives!” What you think about most: - “What can I do to make myself the best, the most fantastic, the one that never winces from danger?” | “Duckula, you fiend, I will get you, and when I do, your end will be assured!!” | “Hm... I’m not sure what I think about most. Is it broccoli sandwiches? Or looking good? Hrm...” What you think about before bed: - “Ah, another plan foiled yet again. Oh well, better try again tomorrow!” | “I wonder what I might find in my dreams? Hopefully I’ll get an idea from dere...” | “Hopefully no one tries to make a rustle while I’m asleep. Don’t need to lose any more sleep than I already have.”

I wonder if: - “I wonder if anyone... really likes me for who I am?” | “I wonder if what I am doing is going to end the terror?” | “I wonder if there will be a day when Igor gives up his griping?”

What your best quality is: - Charismatic! | Honor! | Kindness!

layer four : what’s better ?

Single or group dates - Group | Group | Single To be loved or respected - Loved | Respected | Respected Beauty or brains - Beauty (But he’s no slouch on brains) | Brains (But he wants beautiful partners) | Both (As he respects someone for who they are.) Dogs or cats - Dogs (Doesn’t mind Towser at all.) | Dogs (Cats just don’t like him and his way of life.) | Cats (He loves to pet them and they love to rest on his lap.)

layer five : do you…

Lie - For certain | Only when forced to or to further his plans | Tries not to but has Believe in yourself - Without a doubt! Well, maybe one | Confidence drives his soul | Sometimes. Believe in love - Craves it! | Surely! | Yes. Want someone - They all do, just for their own reasons. Dexter’s the least yearning of one.

layer six : ever been …

Been on stage: - So many times | Once or twice | A couple of times Done drugs: - It’s safe to say yes, he’s done some, but it’s not like they’ve really affected him (Thanks to his supernatural tolerance) | No, besides alcohol and tobacco | He hasn’t really yet, but if he did, he’d have less tolerance compared to Dextrius Changed who you were to fit in: - He’s tried to adapt but for all of his attempts, he just can’t change who he really is. | He’s not willing to really change for others as he likes who he is and doesn’t feel like changing until his goals are complete. | Whether it’s to his life as a marshall or as a space bounty hunter, Dexter changes to try and make something different of himself from the rest of his bloodline. To be better than them.

layer seven : favorites

layer eight : age

Day your next birthday will be - October 23rd | April 8th | October 23rd How old will you be -, 35 or 879 | 67 | 45 or 889 Age you lost your virginity - For all of the silly stuff he’s done while at parties, he hasn’t lost it yet. He doesn’t know why, but it might have something to do with his fangs and him being a vampire... Or just unsatisfying to have “fun” with. | Oh, for sure nope. He’s been trying to for a good while. | Not yet, but isn’t pushing to get that changed either. Does age matter - Not really for Dextrius (He’s no pedo though) | Somewhat for Ludwig | And most definitely for Dexter

layer nine : in a person

Best personality - Supportive | Tolerant | Funny and Quirky Best eye colour - Really doesn’t matter | Sapphire Blue | Not really on that Best hair colour - Radical or Unusual Hair Color | Natural Hair | Not really adamant on a specific color or type Best thing to do with a partner - Have them adore and fawn over him, tend to his desires, snuggle with as he plants some kisses... not the deadly kind | To converse and put up with his shenanigans, perhaps even go out on romantic occasions if he can | Actually uncertain of what he wants

layer ten : finish the sentence

“I love - me and everything about my self... except for the insecurities. Those I can do without.” | “I love dat I know have de chance to bring honor to my family name and dis time, I will do it right!!” | “I love who I am, and the good people that I protect. And Nanny and Igor too. I can never forget them!!” “I feel - ...like I’m doing something wrong sometimes. Like I have to be different, and adapt to make people like me.” | “I feel as if dis device is not doing what I want it to do. Hrm... Stupid contraption!! Heh, why do dese dings always go haywire?” | “I feel like there may be something in my clothes... Is that you, Spurs? Ah, nope. Just a rat.” “I hide - my issues that I don’t want peeps to see. If they did see it, then they wouldn’t like me for sure. I know it.” | “I hide my wampire weapons for any visitors. Wouldn’t want to get another accident on my conscious, heh heh.” | “I hide whenever I get scared. It just seems like the best course of action sometimes, but when no one else will rise up, I’ll just have to. For everyone else.” “I miss - earlier times. Back then I could have done so much different to get what I want.” | “I miss my parents. They were very loving and caring, and seemed like great people.” | “I miss my time for the daily lunch broccoli sandwich. Hmph, looks like I have to make it myself...” “I wish - that I could be famous. Whether it’s by the country, the world, or even the universe. I just wish people would see me, and all that I have to offer.” | “I wish I could find a way to stop all of de wampires. Dat way, I can carry on with finding someone for me.” | “I wish my ammo wouldn’t keep getting clogged or misfiring. I need to shoot when I want to shoot!”

#(I think this is the last time I do this for three muses.)#(I have one more on another blog but that will be only for two characters. Two drastically different characters.)#(But this was fun to see more into all three of these boys.)#(It should help separate Dextrius from Dexter and give some more insight on Goosewing.)#Out of Ghoulish and Evil Schemes (ooc)#A Red Hot Return (Reboot Count Duckula)#Upholding the Wampire Hunter Legacy! (Doctor Ludwig Von Goosewing)#He's More Than a Mister; He's a Count! (Count Dexter Duckula)#Wondering out loud (Headcannons and Continuity thoughts)#Things that keep us calm. (memes!)

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thievesgambit-a · 6 years ago

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legally? we must five times kissed ororo munroe or be arrested

closed meme / @fierceststorm

THE FIRST TIME. The first time? Remy remembers the first time like it’s yesterday–remembers meeting Ororo like it’s yesterday. He remembers what he had been commissioned to steal and exactly what the house looked like. He remembers the fights and saving the girl (younger than he was used to, though). Mostly, he just remembers how scared she had been. He almost never sees Ororo afraid. Even today, the fear–the uncertainty–in her eyes as a child strikes him to his heart. She looked lost, alone, and unsure of what remained for her after the danger was gone. It reminded him of himself, frankly. He had left behind the Guild, had left behind Sinister, and told himself he would never get close to anyone else–for his sake as well as theirs–ever again, but the slightness of her shoulders against the open air pained him.

“Don’ worry, petite,” he said to her, grinning wide, picking her up, and pressing a kiss onto her temple, “you can come wit’ me! Dere be cities to pillage an’ all dat–it’ll be fun, I promise…”

THE SECOND TIME, Remy was low. Being back with people again grated him the wrong way. None of them trusted him for shit, talked down to him, treated him like he was an idiot, and more or less made it clear that he wasn’t wanted here. The only good thing about the mansion was the availability of the Danger Room and the opportunities to blow things up incessantly–although if he even did that too much, Scott would bark at him for using up too much resources.

The only reason he hadn’t robbed them blind, kicked Wolverine and Scott in the face, and let the place catch fire was because Ororo was there, and Ororo vouched for him, and Ororo wanted to be there. Remy couldn’t fucking imagine why–they were giving her shit for letting him into the X-Men too, and she was shouldered with work, responsibilities, burdens, and questions all along the way. Remy wanted to give them a piece of his mind whenever they spoke to Ororo like a moron. Hell, they could say what they wanted about him, and he’d sit still for her benefit, but if they started talking to her like that–well, if she didn’t give him pointed glares or steadying touches as she passed by to keep him down, he probably would’ve been kicked out.

“Let’s just leave, Stormy,” Remy leaned against her door frame, appearing unannounced and without permission. He doesn’t need it–not with her. Not with each other. He lit a cigarette (at this point, he smoked inside just because he knew it annoyed Xavier) but stayed outside the confines of her room.

“De last mission was a shit show an’ you know it,” Remy continued, scathing. “An’ you don’ even deserve any of de shit dey’re givin’ you fo’ it. Why we even here, Stormy?”

She didn’t reply, just sighed at her mirror and pressed her face into her hands. Immediately, the energy he had committed to ranting was redirected. He tossed the cigarette and embraced her in three strides.

“You wouldn’ need t’worry about anyt’in’, ’Ro,” he said as she leaned into him. “I can pack all our t’ings an’ we could be out of here whenever–you just say when, and it’s done.” He kissed her cheek, soft and tender. “T’ink about it.”

THE THIRD TIME, Remy was showing off. He couldn’t drop into Wakanda unannounced–first, because its security was insane (not that he’s saying he couldn’t do it, but there were other reasons too–), and second, his sister was the queen of the country and would be in a tight spot if her older brother was caught breaking in. So he did the next best and obvious thing: he stood outside the border and poked at the entrance until they let him in.

No one really appreciated his etiquette, but he got escorted to the palace in the end anyway–somehow. He didn’t use his hypnosis on them, either–he swears!

“Stormy!” Remy practically squealed when he saw her there. He broke free of the restraints on him without even trying and closed the gap between them in perhaps four excited bounds. From nowhere, he materializes a wide array of jewelry and fabrics. He had missed her wedding and needed to make up for it.

The guards did not appreciate his attitude towards the new Queen of Wakanda. Immediately, weaponry was pointed at him. Ororo just waved them down; she was trying to hide it, but when Remy laughed and leaned close and casual on her shoulder and threw and arm around her, she cracked a grin. He pressed his temple against hers as he showed her some of the wares he had brought her. He made comments about every single one he showed her: this one would look good with the shoes she bought the year before, this one would look good with that one hair thing she likes wearing, this one would look good with this fancy ass dress she has on right now–nice color choice, by the way–never mind, this looks shit, he knew he shouldn’t have taken this one–he throws what’s probably worth a conservative eight hundred American dollars over his shoulder with scorn–

A throat was cleared. Remy and Ororo looked up to find the king himself had made an appearance to see what the commotion was. Ororo greeted him, and Remy inclined his head a little and waved his hand in a casual salute, but the arm around Ororo’s shoulders doesn’t move. He doesn’t miss T’Challa’s eyes drifting towards Remy’s hand drifting close to Ororo’s neck.

Ororo introduced Remy to T’Challa, and Remy put on his most winning smile. T’Challa did not look very enthused. He tried to ask Ororo for something–something that would require her to move away from Remy. Ororo coolly told T’Challa she would attend to it in the morning; her friend was here. Remy’s grin only grew. He recognized that tone of hers. He was planning on playing nice since he was her husband, but if T’Challa wasn’t treating her well, anyway…

“Yeah, Monsieur Roi, un ami be here,” Remy said smugly. He planted a quick, casual kiss on Ororo’s cheekbone and spun her around so she could guide them to her room–and T’Challa’s, obviously. “Maybe I show you what I got to you en privé, déesse…”

THE FOURTH TIME, he was late. He’s always late. He’s never hated himself more for it.

He didn’t call ahead to say he was coming, but Ororo must’ve heard Remy’s motorcycle pull up, because when he arrived, everyone told her Ororo had locked herself in her room and was refusing company. Beast even tried to stop him–something about Ororo just needed space right now. Remy just snorted and shoved Hank out of the way. As if he could tell Remy anything about Ororo that he did not already know.

Ororo didn’t let Remy in through the door, as everyone promised, but that didn’t deter Remy. If she really wanted to keep him out, she would’ve locked herself in the Danger Room. He picked the lock on her door in about two seconds before walking right in like he owned the place.

She was lying in bed, back to him. The doors to her balcony were open–of course they were. She would want to feel the wind. He fell to his knees at the side of her bed and murmured his apologies–apologies about how he is late, about how he couldn’t be there, about how this even happened. If she wanted anything–needed anything. If she wanted to scream, she could. If she wanted to run away and never come back, she could. If she wanted to throw a fit and hit him, she could. That’s what he was here for. Anything–anything. Just say the word–anything. Please. Ororo knew he’d do anything for her.

She asked him to close the door. He did. She moved a little to the side of the bed to create space for him–an unspoken invitation. He sat down in the empty space. Eventually, she turned around and laid her head in his lap. He had not seen her look so defeated in some time. He wordlessly drew his hand over her hair. Ororo clasped his free hand in one of her own. The vice grip was the only betrayal of her state. He guided her fingers to his lips and kissed them.

“Anyt’ing you wan’,” he murmured into her knuckles. “I ain’ goin’ anywhere dis time.”

THE FIFTH TIME was the happiest day of his life. He was about to marry the love his life surrounded by people he considered his friends and family. A few years ago, he wouldn’t have even thought this was possible–Hell, he wouldn’t have even bothered to try and believe this was possible. For someone like him, he was certain there was no chance at happiness.

Remy was called out for. He turned from the people fussing over his suit to find Ororo standing at his shoulder, radiant. His smile only grew that much more. His Stormy–his déesse, his sister. Without her, he wondered where he would be right now. Even when he was sure he was beyond redemption, beyond hope, she pulled him back. Ororo believed in him, even when no one else would.

“Ororo,” Remy said to her fondly, expression practically tender. Few people could ever claim to earn such a look from this King of Thieves, but for Ororo, he gave it willingly. “Walk wit’ me?”

She accepted, of course. She was the one that guided him down the aisle, arm in arm. He was shaking, and she could feel it–probably the only one there that could tell, really. She put a soft, steadying hand on his elbow. He focused on that pressure all the way to the front. When they arrived, he caught her hands in his own before she left.

“Ororo,” he said to her, smile soft, “ma déesse–truly. You know I love you” He pressed his lips into her fingers. “T’ank you.” He did not need to tell her what for. She smiled and kissed his brow.

#fierceststorm #❛ ♦ ⁞ you get my calling card? — answered asks #i literally just rbed this meme for jojo #❛ ♠ ⁞ you gonna make me kiss and tell? — drabbles #❛ ♥ ⁞ the one who stood by you when no one else would — fierceststorm #i have no idea if remy ever actually dropped in on wakanda but i decided that he did

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autumn-in-phandom · 7 years ago

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MEET HOT DADDIES IN OUR AREA!

(That’s clickbait if I’ve ever seen it)

Dan and Phil play: Dream Daddy #2

0:01 I love Phil in his burgundy hearts shirt. 0:02 Dan’s shirt is a bit distracting but he looks really cute in it. 0:05 The dog *was* the most important thing last time. 0:08 The animated corgi added in and the effect that Phil bops it down with his fist while saying “sadly the owner was quite sassy” was quite satisfying. 0:25 Love the slow pan in intro with the logo and hearts. 0:29 Hearing Phil say “our old husband” is a bit surreal. 0:30 “died!” in sync 0:58 Reaffirming their dad choices are each other. 1:05 Is Dan chewing on something? 1:28 Dan sings “Dream Daddy” 1:39 “We apologize so much.”- Dan

1:52 “Bouncy baby Craig”- Phil (how Phil remembers names) 2:02 “That’s how to instantly be like ‘wrong number, bye.’”- Dan miming texting 2:10 “6 am, no. On the no pile straight away”-Dan “That is criminal.”- Phil 2:22 (I had to look up “swole”) 2:24 Two messages is a little bit desperate according to Phil 2:27 Dan feels sorry that he maybe doesn’t have anyone to do bro brunches with. 2:36 ��Sure you wann ‘catch up’” innuendo according to Dan 2:50 “What year is it?”- in sync “3,300”- Phil 2:58 “That’s more Dan and Phil, being late for everything.”- Phil

3:06 Flash back to parents evening, so awkward, judging you to your face 3:23 Bright orange visitors sticker “right on the forehead”- Phil “Bonk”- Dan 3:28 “Haggard” has a wizard association with Phil 3:40 “A youth”- Dan 3:50 Lucien is what Phil wanted to look like in college. 3:55 Probably Dan’s best voice of this game. 4:22 Low rent Gerard Way burn reaction. 4:37 Phil thinks Hugo has “swanky clothes” 4:51 Phil singing “we’re not okay”

5:01 Phil’s “He’s gonna get the cane out” Dan’s reaction and Phil’s giggling while reading 5:25 “Good one” to Dan’s elbow blowing 5:38 I like that Dan just immediately goes for that bell sound effect 5:45 Phil describes their parent teacher conferences, teachers “sass us to our faces” 5:55 Dan’s half mouth teacher imitation we’ve seen in skits. I’m not sure why, but it bothers me a bit. 6:25 “First name basis” Dan dance “Watch out”- Phil 7:47 “I turn around and go damn, he really fills out those trousers.”- Daniel Howell 8:00 Hugo is “too stuffy”- Phil “I’m not into that”- Dan 8:13 “A wet book.” Okay Phil. (Books smell great I’m unstanning) 8:23 Phil clarifies the husband wasn’t killed by kangaroos.

8:35 James Corden singing with Harry Styles in the car reference. (Actually worth watching imo.) 9:22 Dan being disturbed by the father daughter talk in the car sounding like a sex talk. “That sounds like something else.” “Oh god, where’s this going?” 9:48 If I was Dan’s grandma following him on Twitter and watching his videos, I would be concerned by a lot more than just his language. (But they seem to be very close and he probably explained his humor to her long ago.) 10:40 “Is it a meme?”- Phil “Probably, a super ironic meme.”- Dan

11:25 “We know what a mall is.”- Phil 11:30 Dan remembers being shouted at for loitering 11:40 “Heck.”- a quiet and amused Dan 11:44 “Always go for Chinese.”- Dan 11:46 “Oh my god mall Chinese food is the best.”- Phil 12:00 “They have a great bond! Talk about your problems Amanda!”- Dan reacting to Dilddy and Amanda’s food humor 12:33 Their reaction to Phil having predicted the memes convo. 12:57 Dan’s Memeing of Life video reference. 13:06 Phil “lets” Dan say the swear word. Transitions into “dat boy” reference. 13:26 Dan’s over reaction to anti-establishment/capitalism rant, Phil practically rolling his eyes 13:43 “Okay, this is like, stop trying so hard to prove how cool and critical your opinions are, Brah. God. Jesus.”- Dan

14:30 Blue raspberry slushies are dangerous 14:40 Dan would have cried about MCR merch being ruined 14:48 And would still wear it 15:05 Yeah, Dan we all know what it’s trying to parody. 15:10 Both of them would rather go to Bed, Bath & Beyond (domestic <3) 15:23 “Don’t think that way Dilddy, you’re valid.”- Dan

15:35 “Guess the name. Vincent.”- Dan “Dracula.”- Phil “Just straight up Dracula.”- Dan cracking up 16:05 Dan is highly amused by “Edwardian dressage” 16:10 Phil looks done, admits “I’m not sure I’m going to date this one.” 16:28 “Not carrier pigeon? Wow, this guy is not carrying it through.”- Dan 16:30 Phil is liking his nail varnish 16:40 “All I know is that he’s way too high maintenance for me and I’m noping out of there.”- Dan (I like how in this case both Dan and Phil seem to be speaking as themselves not wanting to date Damien, not speaking about what’s right for Dilddy) 17:30 They are both “intrigued, but not at all interested.”

17:44 D&P would watch “Long Haul Paranormal Ice Road Ghost Truckers” 18:26 “Hop on the Reddits and down vote some comments.”- Dan 18:38 “Wow, productive day for Dilddy there, not.”- wow Dan 18:46 When did Dan start with the snorting? I feel like this is a somewhat recent development. 19:09 Furniture assembling is all about interpretation 19:16 “Dilddy continues to be the most relatable character ever.”- Seriously Dan, hush, you have no room to talk. 19:22 A few seconds later: “Yeah, its honest”

20:07 “They’ve got some punch going on, wieners, chairs, plants and lots of cakes. This is a damn good cookout if you ask me.”- Dan 20:25 Dan thinks Joesph sounds like Viktor from Yuri on Ice. 20:52 “Ohh, okay, can’t be a home wrecker then.”- Dan 21:19 “Wow Mary.”- Phil, dragging her 20:20 “I *love* her, literal goals.”- Dan 21:33 “All the guys!”- Dan doing a weird arm flap thing “Ohhh, there’s more guys”- Phil

21:40 Dan loosing total composure over Robert. 21:45 Rugged (edgy) vs rustic (like Amish, ok Dan) 21:50 “Why does he need the whisky, what does he want to do with the eyes? Fuck!“- Dan 22:00 Phil predicts that Dilddy and Robert are not going to get along 22:15 “He’s a bundle of laughs.”- Phil no likee, Dan likee very much

22:40 Phil’s whiny dad voice is a marvel 22:46 “Pleasantries!”- both 22:58 “Wow Amanda.”- Phil 23:06 “It’s Mat! He’s my fave!”- Phil 23:10 “What a cool guy and mysterious.”- Dan about Robert 23:14 “Boo.”- Dan at Brian, mumbles something about dog 23:18 “Edwardian!”- Dan about Damien 23:21 “Hella awkward.”- Dan about Hugo 23:28 “What a coincidence!” (that all the dads live on their cul-de-sac) 23:40 “Mysterious stranger and guy that was too boastful, that doesn’t seem like a good combination, I do want to get to know the mysterious guy more, but I kinda want to avoid Brian.”- Gee Dan, we can tell. 23:51 “Teacher- awkward, Mat- nice, Craig”- Dan, “We like Craig”- Phil

24:02 Look at that diverse group of hot dads! 24:08 “He needs help. Let’s go rescue Craig, that’s definitely what this is.”- Dan 24:16 “Oh my god, Hugo. Stop.”- Phil looking pained 24:36 “Like a Labrador.”- Dan (second Labrador mention this week) 24:44 Craig calls River “little bro” so Dan uses male pronoun only to find out seconds later River is a girl. “Poor baby.” 25:02 Hand quotes abound 25:11 Dan whispers “What the fuck does that mean?” He really wants to know the details of their college relationship 25:20 Daniel James Howell burnt pasta because he didn’t know he had to put water in it. Shame him.

25:50 Dan tells Phil to make Mat’s daughter sound a bit more cool 25:55 “Coot!” “Coot!” 26:00 “Mat is just too cute”- Dan (I thought for sure he was going to say too cool) 26:02 “Dreamboat”- Phil (Dan seems a bit surprised by Phil’s sudden statement) 26:06 “Delet”- Dan who is being slowly won over 26:20 Carmensita is such “an amazingly cool name” 26:23 “Fuck off Daisy. No one likes you Daisy.”- I swear to god, pausing during Dan’s outbursts reveal the best Phil faces 27:03 “Smoooking”- Dan lip shake thing 27:18 Can anyone make out what Dan says about Craig and Mat here? “There’s a… those two.”?

27:40 “Wow. Incredible.”- D “What a delinquent.”- P “Seriously.”- D 27:48 “I mean if you give him a name like Ernest he’s gonna rebel.”- Dan 27:53 “Shout out to any Ernests watching.”- Phil 28:10 Props to Phil for his moody teenage boy voice 28:20 “Woah, edge detected!”- Dan 28:28 What the heck was that Dan? 28:55 Dan thinks Dilddy is cool for not being pretentious 28:56 Dan would be friends with someone who says they’re “cool as a cucumber” 29:58 “From my experience, the moment you stop living with your parents you suddenly are like ‘I love my family!’ but maybe that’s just because you’re used to there being food in the house, and not having to do your own laundry.”- okay Dan, don’t ruin a nice thing. 30:40 “Diddly P!”

30:45 Phil asks Dan if he’s liking Damien’s aesthetic, Dan: “no”. 32:00 Damien Bloodmarch “too much” 32:20 “Wow. Smooth. He’s definitely a vampire.”- Phil 32:30 “Hello Amanda.”- in unison “We should do it at the same time.”- you just did Dan 32:53 “Can we all be Mary?”- Dan (with her wine goals) 33:37 Dan bangs the desk “Everything’s connected!” (Lucien and Damien) 33:45 “Fight! Fight! Fight!”- Dan 34:18 “Joesph is so wholesome, when he isn’t passively aggressively correcting his wife. It’s a facade”- Dan 34:30 “Edge detected!”- Dan 35:03 “The Satan number.”- Phil

35:47 “The Game of Thrones.”- Phil “Yeah sure, it better be”- Dan 35:55 Just going to call him Diddly 37:30 “Wow. I kind of like this. It’s like me, just constant, like joking, then double joking, then triple joking and then everyone’s like ‘wow, do you have a personality or are you just hiding it until layers of humor as a defense mechanism?’”- Dan (wow that went deep) 37:45 “It’s okay Dan.”- Phil, “I’m just kidding.”- Dan 39:39 “Ginger representation.”- Dan (not sure what that has to do with anything but they’re warming up to Brian 40:40 Phil loves the puns, Dan wants them to stop. Clearly Phil was meant to be the dad.

43:03 Dan is into the cauliflower, he will eat the cauliflower, he’s just putting that out there (he also put out a negative opinion on cucumbers not long ago I believe. What does it mean?) 44:00 Wine and Dine Mastermind sounds like something they’d watch 44:33 “Kiddo” reminds Dan of Sans 44:50 “Definitely” earned that ice cream sandwich 45:07 Dan helping Phil with assuaging and exacerbating 45:45 Phil’s dad performance kills me from here on 46:16 “Don’t complain about the attitude. If you want to be protective stick to the issue. So you could say I have a right to be concerned but is that a bit entitled?”- Dan, “I think just like I was scared.”- Phil “It shows vulnerability. That’s how to do it.”- Dan (very wise, what good dads, now good luck keeping a level head when you are actually upset) 46:46 “Say sorry Amanda.”- Phil 46:56 Paused here, D&P’s facial and body language accurately reflect how I feel about what Phil just said about his bedroom. Both their eyes move away from each other and they look tired.

47:22 Phil’s least favorite is Hugo, “He’s so stuffy. I mean intelligence can be attractive but I think when he’s just uhbuhburhburhbuhbahbah”- how’d that go again Phil?

47:30 “He’s got that walrus mustache.”- Dan

47:36 Phil is liking Mat: made banana bread, funny, sensitive and Craig: friend from college, quite funny, and doesn’t really fit in with the snarffle snarffle something

47:47 Dan likes the tall dark mysterious stranger (“Really?” asks Phil surprised, like it wasn’t obvious) cracking inappropriate jokes is literally himself, thinks the darkness might be a pretense and that he could be really soft and vulnerable on the inside “WHO KNOWS?!” Hmmm.

#dapgames #dnp games #dnp timestamps #dan and phil #phan

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little-murmaider · 8 years ago

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@annibal-the-cannibal requested Skwisgaar/Toki for the song meme. This turned out really sad, also more than 100 words, whoops sorry!

How, Regina Spektor To hear your voice, to see your face. There’s not one moment I’d erase. You are a guest here now.

Toki always woke first. Some mornings his impatient shifting would stir Skwisgaar, but he never had trouble sinking back into sleep. But Toki was undeterred. When Skwisgaar finally roused, he always found Toki in the same spot: hovering above him, chin in hand, always with the same, moonstruck expression. “Why you looks at me likes dat?” Skwisgaar asked once. “You gots some kinds of fetish whats you likes to watch peoples whiles dey asleeps, you weirdo?” Toki snickered as he scooted in closer. “I don’ts likes watching you sleeps. I likes watching you wakes up.”

“Dats still pretty weirds.”

“Ams not!” The morning sun lit Toki from behind, illuminating fibers of his hair in a messy glow. Only when they were this close did Skwisgaar see the faint sweep of freckles running across Toki’s nose, the flecks of green in his eyes. “Most ofs de times, you looks so serious, likes dis,” He hardened his face into an exaggerated scowl. Skwisgaar scoffed. “Buts whens you just wakes up, you opens your eyes real slow and blinks a lot, likes you a little tiny baby deers. It’s cutes.”

“Fuck yous, I ain’ts cutes.”

“Yes you aaaaammmmmms,” Toki cooed.

“No I ain’ts! Devastatingly handsomes, perhaps.”

Toki’s giggles rattled against his sternum as he pressed kisses into his jaw.

“You’re cuuuuuutes, you gots to accept de facts you cuuuuuuutes, you fuck nuggets.”

Skwisgaar guided Toki’s mouth into his own. Their kisses were lax, soft, untethered. After a time Toki pulled away. His smile, toothy and sincere, diminished. His thumb grazed Skwisgaar’s cheekbone.

“You gots to gets up, pals.” “Okays, buts, counteroffer, we just lives in dis beds, forever.”

Toki moved in again; his lips grazed Skwisgaar’s as he spoke.

“Gets up, Skwisgaar.”

His voice deepened, gravelly and tinged with frustration. “Times to gets up, Skwisgaar.”

He clutched Skwisgaar’s shoulders, echoing the demand. With each repetition his actions grew more aggressive, more forceful. His features bled into something opaque. “Toki, whats de fucks–”

“Gets up, Skwisgaar!” He slapped him. His face flickered, for a moment recognizable but then returning to murkiness. Skwisgaar reached for it, seeking something familiar, but his fingers slid through the visage like water. “Skwisgaar wake the fuck up.”

Toki’s face snapped into focus, but it wasn’t Toki; it was Nathan. The light in the room was duller. Skwisgaar’s bed seemed suddenly expansive, a vast glimmering tundra that stretched unyielding in all directions. He touched Nathan’s chest, then the empty space beside him.

“Where ams he?” he murmured. Nathan’s tight grip slackened.

“Where’s…” he trailed off. He held the back of his hand to Skwisgaar’s forehead. “You’ve been in here for almost a week. Time to rejoin the living.”

“Buts he was heres.” He ran his hand across the cool sheets for some shred of evidence. Flakes of his skin. Strands of his hair. The bed dipped as Nathan sat.

“Buddy, nobody’s been in here in four days.”

Despair cratered Skwisgaar. The reality of his dreams dissipated in the light of day. Toki was gone.

Nathan’s grip pulsed against the bend of Skwisgaar’s elbow, a warning, then lifted him to his feet. He allowed himself to be maneuvered into the bathroom.

“Let’s get you cleaned up,” Nathan said. “You’re starting to look like one of those oil-covered baby ducks in the APSCA commercials.”

The hiss of the shower startled him. The rush of water flowed hot from the first spigot, the second, then the third. Nathan held him beneath the stream, releasing when he was sure he would stand on his own, then walked backwards to the toilet. He kicked down the lid and sat.

“I’m just gonna hang back and make sure you don’t drown, alright? I need you to continue to be alive.”

The water riveted down his spine, his legs, eked between into his toes. Skwisgaar sought constants to anchor him to the present moment. The cold tile against his forehead. The patter of water along his back. The soapy spiral at his feet, slowly circling the drain.

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jobsindemedia · 6 years ago

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Financieel Administratief Medewerker

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yllphets-blog · 7 years ago

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ascnsion · 4 years ago

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▋ 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫𝑺 𝑯𝑶𝑳𝑫 . . . . . cook | present remy muse with home cooked food. 𝙁𝙍𝙊𝙈 @nigermviduam . . . ( loud & deafening silence memes ) ┘

Red-on-black hues peered around the corner of the hallway leading to the kitchen; curiosity motivating sneaky, thief-like behaviours after the aroma of food traveled throughout the mutants’ apartment and provided stimulus for his senses. He had rarely, if ever, witnessed the Russian spy do something so domestic and gaze was strangely drawn to the sight. Instead of punching someone’s lights out or infiltrating an agency, the redhaired woman walked purposefully about the modern kitchen, potato in one hand and butcher knife in the other. Alright, perhaps the knife was a little more fitting, yet the apron fastened about waist and neck was a wonderful cherry on top. There was a definite guilty pleasure as Remy watched the unaware spy. It was Remy’s home after all, and it was Natasha who was invading the space of his kitchen, but he couldn’t help feeling a little childish watching from the shadows of his own home. Several minutes passed before the mutant moved from his position against the wall and casually strolled to the barstool adjacent to the counter. He was shirtless and shoe less, and several bandaged were wrapped about his abdomen from the previous night’s debacle. ❝ Well, well, who knew de Black Widow could play de caretaker. Smells délicieux. ❞ Charming smile played upon lips, and his hands reached forth to grab a glass of sparkling bottle from the counter for a sip. ❝ Dis be some way o’sayin’ pardon after dat one time at de Avenger’s complex ? ❞ Small sip was taken before he propped his head upon the palm of right hand, nostrils sniffing the air pleasantly. He continued to watch, mesmerized by a sight he gathered few had ever seen, and then the warm plate was presented to him. Russian food certainly had a distinct look and smell. ❝ Merci, mon ami. ❞

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▋ 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑫𝑺 𝑯𝑶𝑳𝑫 . . . . . “ in my own defense that was last week. “ 𝙁𝙍𝙊𝙈 @brokenlilsoldier. . . ( marvel cinematic universe quotes ask memes ) ┘

Thwip, thwip, thwip. . playing cards rhythmically shuffled within the highly skilled digits of the thief extraordinaire. Idle movements brought solace to the soul, calming waves through the mind. . and maybe the mutant was showing off, just a little bit. Eyebrow quirked upwards upon hearing the other man’s words. Although red-on-black eyes focused on the man opposite to him, fingers continued to expertly shuffle the cards. The comfortable smirk lips only grew further and with a sudden thud, the thick deck of cards were slammed onto the table top in a beautifully neat pile. ❝ Pardon, mon ami. ❞ Duster was whipped aside, out of the way of moving legs, before Gambit moved across the motel room to retrieve a tall glass of water and aspirin. ❝ Oui, one week be a long time t’not go on a BENDER. Shouldn’t make a habit outta’ it, homme. It was ol’ Remy here dat found your DRUNK hide outside de bar an’ brought you here. ❞ Gloved hand patted Dean’s shoulder sympathetically before he moved for the exit of the room to provide the other privacy.

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