what hobbies do you think cosmos has? & do you think they change pre/post war? (just realized this is formatted like a test question lol sorry)
I think Cosmos would absolutely love collecting stuff. Not necessarily in a this-thing-is-valuable kinda way, more like hey guys look at this cool rock I found kinda way. He loves collecting stuff from different cultures and civilizations he comes across in his travels. He also likes to collect things for other people like music for Jazz and Blaster and samples for Perceptor. He’s the kind of guy to give something to someone and go “here, this reminded me of you”.
Cosmos also enjoys puzzles! He’s very good at them because he does them when he’s bored in space.
And music. He loves music a lot, he likes singing but unfortunately cannot dance in gravity. He can groove in space, though.
During the war, Cosmos was constantly in space on missions that prevent him from doing stuff that he liked, so he kinda fell out of a lot of stuff he enjoyed. Post-war when he finds himself on the sanctuary station, after realizing that Soundwave isn’t going to send him on constant stressful and back breaking missions, he is able to revisit his old hobbies and get back into doing stuff he finds fun!
For some hcs, Cosmos is pretty good at fixing stuff up! He’s no Wheeljack, but he can figure out how to fix a busted machine if he works at it enough. He does fix stuff like Wheeljack, though, all patch-work like with some zip-ties and duct tape. It doesn’t have to be pretty as long as it works. He’s a crafty little thing—it is a helpful skill to have when you’re alone in space with limited resources and need something fixed fast.
Cosmos has REALLY good memory. Like amazingly good memory. He can remember things about people that is said in passing (makes him a good spy/reconnaissance man) as well as proper behaviors and traditions in certain cultures. The only issue is that sometimes he mixes stuff up and can’t remember what tradition belongs to what culture.
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Kissing Lessons
so, Blast Off wants his upcoming date with Onslaught to be the best possible…he just needs some help with one aspect… poor vortex got suckered into helping. Hints at on/off. Silly humor.
“You promised, Tex!” Blast Off pouted as he stomped a pede and thrust clenched fists to his hips. “I completed your chores this morning!”
“I had NO clue that you would need this kinda help!” Vortex spat, holding his servos up as he took a few steps back. “It’s not fair!”
“Not fair? You going back on your word! Vortex, please!!!” The shuttle's face twisted in his plea. He really needed this help! “There’s only so much online tutorials will help…”
Vortex looked as if he was glancing at a horde of unruly, filthy kids. “Ah man, come on Blasty…. For real?”
“Oh my gawd, Tex, I’m serious here!” Blast Off desperately took another step forward, trapping the other member against the wall. “You’re the only one I can come to with this! You just gotta help me!”
“Okay! Okay,” Vortex caved, scared at how persistent the shuttle became. “Slag, it’s my lucky day, huh?”
“Thankyouthankyouthankyou!” His hands flapped as a joyous tip-toe dance was performed.
“Calm yourself there, buddy. And give me some space. You’re suffocating me here.” Vortex relaxed a smidge as the other stepped back. “Now, just why do you need to do this?”
“Onslaught and I are going on a date tonight, and I just don’t want to disappoint him.”
“Well, I doubt that’s possible with your over-enthusiasm.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Nevermind. So, you need to learn how to kiss, huh?” Of all the things his geslaltmates could need assistance with… kissing was not on the list. Primus, this was so awkward!
“Yes! I don’t want to disappoint-“
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got that. You really think Onslaught has much experience?”
“What do you mean? Who wouldn’t wanna make out with him?” The brown and purple mech tilted his helm.
“Me. But whatever.” Vortex huffed. “Ok, so… let’s see what you got.”
The helicopter leaned in, lips slightly puckered, and was greeted with something wet jabbing at his lips. The grossness of this caused him to jump back. “What the slag?” Opening his optics, he caught Blast Off staring at him with his tongue out.
“Aw man, Blast off, what the fuck was that?”
“I’m kissing you… like in those romance holovids-“
“You don’t just shove your tongue everywhere! You gotta work your way up to that!” The teal mech shook his helm- just what did he get himself into? “Got it?” Once the other nodded yes, the pair went at it again.
This time, their lips pressed together, gently rubbing against each other. However, the shuttle's lips were so wet and slimy that saliva smeared everywhere as if he were consuming a tasty hard candy.
“Hmmnnggg….” Vortex balked, pulling his helm away again, breaking off strands of saliva. “Aww gawd!” His servo quickly wiped the wetness away from his lips and cheeks. “Blast Off! What the hell?”
“What? What am I doing so wrong?”
“It felt as if you kissed me with a mouth full of energon!” The flier gagged. “Swallow your spit before going in for a kiss! That was gross…”
“S…sorry!” Blast Off’s optics turned to shaky, wide orbs as he wiped his lips. “I’ll do better! I promise- just please…. Can we try again?”
“Fine…. Just… don’t slobber all over me…” He rolled his optics and reluctantly leaned in for another kiss. Thank Primus it wasn’t wet. Or have a tongue stabbing at his mouth like a movie maniac killing their victim. This time, those lips gently slid against his, mimicking the actions he did. And when the kiss deepened slightly, Vortex peeked at the other.
And was met with open optics.
“Gahh…” Vortex startled.
“What now?” Blast Off whined.
“Why are you kissing with your optics open?” The shuttle shrugged, looking confused. “Look…. Just close them…it’s creepy!” Blast Off nodded, and then the pair resumed. The kiss, while a little sloppy, went relatively smoothly. Lower lips were gently sucked and nibbled, and Vortex even brushed the tip of his tongue across them.
And that’s when he felt it. Something pressed against the back of his helm. And he knew just what it was! Quickly, the interrogator pulled the other’s servo away. “Don’t do that…” The shuttle’s wrist was restrained. “Just… keep your servos to yourself.”
“But I wanna rub my hands all over Onslaught-“
“I’M NOT ONSLAUGHT!” The outburst caused the shuttle to flinch and shy away. “Okay, look… one last go at it, ok? Don’t slobber. Don’t touch. Don’t jab… got me?”
“Yes….”
Once again, lips pressed together, gently gliding over each other, eventually leading to more. Vortex’s tongue gently slipped inside, parting those lips and brushing over the other’s glossa. Blasty’s tongue gently entwined with his, and for a moment, the kiss was decent.
Keyword: moment.
No sooner did the helicopter think perhaps the shuttle got the concept did that mouth suck his tongue deeply as if slurping up spaghetti noodles. And when the feeling of teeth became apparent, Vortex groaned in displeasure.
But Blast Off took this as encouragement and only sucked harder, pressing his frame into the other fliers and moaning. And when the tongue sucks relented, the shuttle’s tongue barged in, nearly ramming itself down the back of the teal mech's throat. Vortex couldn’t resist coughing at that intrusion and, thankfully, was able to break free.
“Ah…. sorry!” Blast Off cooed. “I-“
“It’s alright!” Tex fibbed as he nudged the other away.
“So, how’d I do?”
Primus, what did his gestaltmate want- a detailed report? And would he really enjoy hearing the low remarks? “You…. You got this, Blast Off…” He patted his comrade’s shoulder.
“Really?” The shuttle’s optics beamed. “Was I good?”
“Ah…. well….” Vortex rubbed a servo over the back of his helm. “It’s like anything else… ya know? Take practice to perfect…. But you got the gist of it…. Really!”
“Really? You’re not just saying that, are ya?”
“Let’s just say Onslaught is in for a real treat tonight, yeah?”
“Oh golly, is he!” The shuttle's optics went all dreamily. “We are doing the whole dinner and a movie date. And afterwards…..” He bit his lower lip as his cheeks flushed a tad. “Well, some things are best left unspoken.”
“Yeah, good idea.” Vortex quickly added. “Look, we done here?”
“I suppose.” Blast Off stepped back. “Wait…. I have one more question.”
“That wasn’t part of the deal-“
“Got any advice on how to suck sp-“
“NO!”
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Fanbinding of Incendiary by lastSaskatchewanPirate
Incendiary by lastSaskatchewanPirate
Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationship: Megaton/Optimus Prime
Characters: Megatron, Optimus Prime, Rodimus, First Aid, Ratchet
Words: 9,915
I bound this as part of Renegade Bindery’s Binderary 2023 event! A copy for me and another for the author. Another set of quarto sized books.
This is another short fic I come back to on a regular schedule. It’s sweet, and hot, and agrees with my head-canons 😂
Incendiary is a series, containing Flash Point and Blastoff. I really leaned into the flame theme with the origami paper on the cover and the imagery inside.
These are my first books with color images in the text block. Color in the text block takes almost the same number of steps as foil in the text block, and I combined those processes, so it was quite the process! The first page of each chapter has smoke in the background!
Once again, my text block was too wide for the ribbon I have on hand, but I have enjoyed the braiding and tassel making for the bookmarks!
Incendiary has a bit of everything, fluff and smut and laughs. 💖 Thank you lastSaskatchewanPirate for a delightful story!
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