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PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS APPRECIATION WEEK DAY THREE | favourite episode → 1.05, A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers [insp]
#pjoweek24#pjoedit#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#pjosource#userstream#userrajan#userneptune#userneve#userjustine#tusercj#userbecca#usersadie#*#re: gfx#the absolute breakdown i had over this set.....jfc#anyway that is laughable now bc this is lowkey one of my fave things i've ever made HSJHSJHS#like idk i kind of ate this ???
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it's funny how there's a crashout me and a happy me and a stoic me and we all think the other two are faking
#earlier i was talking about how my. uh. episode? from a few days ago seemed fake and i was probably just pretending for attention#because how could i ever feel that strongly. i couldn't recall ever feeling more than mild annoyance#but right now all of that ^ is laughable#fym you don't feel emotions. that's a load of bullshit if ive ever heard any#however. happy me. which has been weirdly prevalent over the past few days if i remember correctly#the hell are you on girl#be so fucking for real#anyway in my infinite wisdom fueled by feeling like absolute shit i think none of us are the real victor#ive never met the real victor so i cant really say what he's like#but all three of us are like gross caricatures. presumably we reflect different aspects of victor but who's to say#maybe he's a completely different kinda guy#pigeon coos
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This is really silly but it's making me laugh so hard; the kind of laugh you feel deep in your throat... Yeah, the one that gives you a double chin...
Anyways, I watched The Mummy tonight, and this scene just gave me such heavy Rook vibes. I know for an absolute fact that my crow and warden Rook's would do this; I hope yours would too
I hope this makes you ugly laugh. I hope this makes you smile!
#da rook#my rook would absolutely weaponize a chair#Like what better weapon than the nearest chair??? the bajillion daggers she has hidden away? laughable#datv rook#rook dragon age#datv#dragon age#rook de riva#rook thorne#rook aldwir#rook mercar#rook ingellvar#rook laidir
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What’s your impression on the absolute DC line?
I like the general idea of the Absolute DC line and I'm very curious with these new takes on such established characters. Impressions on everything we know rn:
Absolute Bats: I'm enjoying it so far! Its main appeal comes from looking at how all the Batman mythos chess pieces have been re-arranged more so than substantial themes FOR NOW. There's hits, there's misses (that epilogue) but so far the spectacle of the changes are really fun to see. Not the most accessible standalone story cuz it still requires basic Batman knowledge to enjoy the changes, but overall it feels like what Caped Crusader wishes it could be if it was more committed to bigger changes.
Absolute Supes: All I've heard so far from this sounds really boring if I'm honest. I'd have to see what they do before making any judgements but I'm not hooked on anything they're selling me. Sounds like re-mixed Martian Manhunter which is not a good thing.
Absolute Wondie: I'm listening and intrigued. The visuals are really popping on this one. I'm not a WW scholar enough to be able to judge the changes, but I'm interested in this very out-there take.
Absolute GL: Haven't heard enough but I'm intrigued by how the pitch was an immediate green light (pun intended) on the editorial front. I'm not the biggest fan of the artist's comic work but perhaps they've improved by then :p
Absolute Flash: Wally West looks like a butch so that's an uncritical 10/10 for me. Hyped about the artist for this one!! I am again intrigued by the premise.
Absolute Martian Manhunter: Where are you it's been so long since I've seen you. Can we get anything concrete or some art soon (<- I keep saying this, hoping I've baited the universe into proving me wrong and that hasn't happened yet)
Otherwise! I'm seated for what else is announced. This is kind of my first time reading along on an ongoing event and I love the communal reactions from everyone.
#askjesncin#jesncin dc meta#we took turns reading absolute bats and we both reacted to the same things the same way. u could say we're twinchronized like that#i really do wish they'd share absolute martian news tho but I guess they're saving that for a comic con or somethin#i do think it's laughable that the superman writer is flexing being from kansas as his big own voices contribution to superman
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yeah pointless tone deaf slapstick with an abuse victim and the woman they introduced into her life as a support line is so hot. it's so hot seeing harley being imagined in situations that involve her getting hurt tf is wrong with some of yall
#i question yall in the notes you know those are public right#actual harlivy shippers tf is hot about this#its either tone deaf slapstick that is beyond insulting for them to have used for a character THEY made an abuse victim#or its plant ivy being abusive.#i personally think ivy's characterization in the dcau comics is all the fuck over the place#despite multiple writers responsible for these moments saying they were capturing the vibes from the Harley and Ivy episode#which is just absolutely untrue its laughable#��� my posts ⬧#harley quinn#harleen quinzel#dc comics#tw abuse#i despise this comic with everything in me#its the like 2004 harley and ivy comic by dini and timm
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The fact that the show is still claiming that Moon is the most mature Tobin kid is so wild to me.
Moon is the child whose interests most align with their father’s. That is not the same thing as being the most mature. It is a very common mistake for parents to make, though.
#the most mature child is the one who has taken on the most responsibilities and risen to them#which is Ham#Ham is my least favorite Tobin child but credit where credit is due. Ham is the most mature#Moon does a good job taking care of animals but he consistently demonstrates that he cannot take care of himself#I dislike how the episode turned into a message about parenting#the problem isn’t that Moon is not ready to take care of his friends#the problem is that Moon can’t actually take care of himself yet#he has no self-control around sweets#he has neither money nor a reliable way of obtaining money#he absolutely cannot handle rejection#he almost failed math and hid it from his father#and that’s okay. He’s 10#these are things that are developmentally appropriate for a ten-year-old#but to claim that he is more mature than his older siblings is laughable#perhaps more mature than they were *at his age* but not more mature now#Moon Tobin#The Great North#Beef Tobin
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who decided that giving idols scars and bruises for aesthetic was gonna be a thing like just looking like a cat scratched them up for no reason at all 😭
#like sure we love a man soaked in blood whatever i've been there#but when it's done as an aesthetic with their full make up on and styled flawlessly and they just give them a cat scratch on their cheek#or a bloody lip#for absolutely no reason#it's just laughable
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Overall Nosferatu was a massive disappointment for me HOWEVER Nicholas Hoult’s performance as Thomas was perfection - the way he played that simpering emasculated fear it was so erotic in like the grossest and best way possible Christ it was transcendent I fucking love him in this movie he literally saved the whole thing for me
#nosferatu#Nicholas hoult#nosferatu was just so block bustery compared to the witch or the lighthouse#like it wasn’t BAD but it was just so boring compared to any of Egger’s prior films#I thought it would be way weirder and surreal the way people are talking about it#also lily rose Depp’s performance…. 💀#everyone’s singing her praises rn but I thought her performance was laughable#like her physical acting when she’s posseed was pretty good but her line delivery was absolute trash just completely destroyed the vibe#nosferatu spoilers#?
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#could not in good faith say that acotar is well constructed but she gets some points sometimes#acotar#anti acotar#acotar critical#btw the good as in well constructed is for the absolute bare minimum foreshadowing she does#the rest is questionable at best. laughable at mid#and horrendous at worst
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i love how 99% of conversations with paarthurnax are had mostly with his nostrils
#voxbox#and his teef#skyrim#the paarthurnax/blades 'choice' i think was poorly handled and as a result didn't really feel like this massive grey moral decision#i don't think the arrogance apparently inherent to all dragons was demonstrated enough#the lore (or at least the loading screens) firmly establishes that dragons by nature want to subjugate the mortal races due to the#intrinsic self-importance of dragons. but in game - with a handful of narrative exceptions - dragons are just big animals#only a few talk in game. mostly they just seem to sleep next to their favorite Shout words or whatever until you show up and then#they get touchy. alduin wants to do alduin things sure but. the rest really do just seem lile big lizards establishing their territory#not super-powered self-assured tyrants in the making#all this to say it was kind of laughable when delphine - who has spent most of the time you've known her lying by omission and patronizing#you - was like 'you have to kill paarthurnax.' the game had done absolutely nothing to validate this choice whatsoever#it has done absolutely nothing to legitimize paarthurnax being a threat except the lore - which is barely addressed outside the main quest#i have a lot of opinions about this obviously#maybe i missed a lot of little details - i did tend to rush through bits in my early gaming years - but it just seemed. kind of hollow
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#anon about Harry being bi#first of all that blog is run by a complete lunatic#I honestly don’t understand why anybody waste time looking#They’re absolutely vile about everyone except Harry#Second – whether or not Harry is bisexual#The idea that he is above doing PR relationships is so fucking laughable#Literally everyone does it#And he has done it for years and years and years#Please find a different blog to check for opinions. I beg you
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one of the things that kept me away from the alien films for so long was terms like "freudian" and "psychosexual" being used in discussion about them, with the explication that the true horror was sex and pregnancy. i was pleasantly surprised to find that the only cases of "pregnancy horror" were that the writers clearly flunked both sex ed and basic biology.
#pregnancy is only incorporated like four times throughout the series and all of them are laughably absurd#and no getting implanted with a parasite is not analogous to pregnancy you absolute clowns i'm revoking your license#as for the sex aspect. xenomorphs don't even reproduce sexually. you buffoons.#<- @ everyone i'd ever heard talk about these movies#the animal lover in me wants desperately to know the full life cycle of the ridiculous murder alien#but i understand why they'll probably never give us that
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These damn Chrisleys 🙄 Commit white collar crime, pay for your pardon, and get rewarded with a TV deal. Absolutely wild. 😂
#personal#all you can do is laugh#are there worse things than fraud? absolutely#but to pretend to care about the justice system when you’re actively participating in corruption is laughable#sorrows sorrows prayers to the half black child in their care
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Bf: There are so many good pieces of media in the world to watch, I don't really want to watch stuff I know is bad
Me, getting taken in by those incredibly cheesy, poorly written ads for apps with shit like "I Married The Alpha" or "I'm The Secret CEO": hmm?
#listen i know they suck and yet i get so invested in the laughably bad writing and the mixed bag of acting#some of these people are doing their absolute best with this dogshit material but you never know if you'll see a decent performance#christina.txt
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why do they set themselves up like this
#nicholas galitzine#the idea of you#the backlash#aging like milk#also this video they use as a comparison is laughable#his stans are acting like he's immitating harry#and he does absolutely nothing like that in any of the clips#they basically show them both talking#both singing#and then go LOOK THIS IS HOW HARRY ALSO HAS DONE THE SAME THING AT ONE POINT IN HISTORY#they're basically admitting he's incredibly generic
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u have a literal pronunciation key on ur blog for the letters in your url and i can’t believe my brain still keeps calling u orb bitch
oh thats not a pronunciation key i was just spelling each letter phonetically (o = oh, r = ar, b = be, etc.) because i thought it was funny. orb-bitch IS actually how it’s pronounced lmfao
#idk how to explain its pronunciation its like just. like it’s pronounced exactly how youd think#but when i say it it sounds like orbitch#so like you are correct lmfao dont worry#like if you just randomly added a ch sound to the end of the word orb. LIKE IDK. it IS orbitch truly…#im just babbling#OH MY GOD and ALSO i am the absolute worst about that#i will pronounce usernames in my head just laughably wrong so dont worry#who knows .. i may even be doing it to same of yall on here…. ooOOOoooo…..
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