#is absolutely laughable

[1dhq]

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[laylakeating]

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS APPRECIATION WEEK DAY THREE | favourite episode → 1.05, A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers [insp]

[trek-tracks]

It was nice while it lasted

[andoutofharm]

the thing about the fob healing tour is that it has filled me with so much vindication that now whenever i see Bad Fall Out Boy Opinions (of which so many people are so unnecessarily loud about) it’s literally just like lol okay so you missed the point so bad it makes you look stupid and we are all laughing at you. get laughed at loser we do not have time to entertain your silliness we are busy healing and partying together forever.

[huntquinlan]

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[joosthead]

was legit gonna post this yesterday 8/18 after seeing the tiktok comment about him and his autism but decided against it but wow i can’t believe it needs to be said

also one more thing is that joost turning off mentions and asking people not to follow him around are literally … the most tame boundaries anyone in that position could take …??? 😭😭 he could literally stop making music, he could delete his social medias, he could turn off his comments completely and never interact with fans ever but he doesn’t.

he is obviously capable of communicating his boundaries and the few he does communicate people disrespect it’s laughable

edit from today w what he just posted: ​such a damned if you do damned if you don’t situation and it’s so sad seeing it happen to such new and promising artists(joost + chappell roan + ethel cain + mitski + probably tons of others) people saying that they’re just not cut out for fame if they react like this… i promise you fame wasn’t the goal when these people started making music and even if it was no one deserves to be harassed and stalked at all

[girlbossdean]

every day I get more convinced that jane austen actually wrote about misha collins when she came up with mr. collins

[goongiveusnothing]

why do they set themselves up like this

[orbch]

u have a literal pronunciation key on ur blog for the letters in your url and i can’t believe my brain still keeps calling u orb bitch

oh thats not a pronunciation key i was just spelling each letter phonetically (o = oh, r = ar, b = be, etc.) because i thought it was funny. orb-bitch IS actually how it’s pronounced lmfao

[americankimchi]

the temptation to write a fic rewriting the wayhaven chronicles from the ground up is growing with each day. my current ideas:

1. if we keep the original plot intact we HAVE to make the detective a civilian so they truly have no influence to enforce the law, allowing for the bobby related plot threads to continue unimpeded + explaining why the detective does zero actual investigation. asking one or two surface level questions does not a detective make. it would also explain why the detective doesn't have any real training and why they don't do any of the obvious things (why is calling for reinforcements + collecting evidence at the warehouse two separate things in book 1? why wouldn't any detective worth their badge not do both?) this would also explain why the detective is such a passive character for the entirety of the books—as an untrained civilian they are completely out of their depth. the detective leaning so heavily on the agency and their hastily explained, lengthy absences from the small town of wayhaven would be less of an issue this way.

2. the detective stays a detective, but the plot shifts to account for that. in this route the mystery/story actually follows something along the lines of a crime serial, making the mystery the A-plot and the character arcs the B-plot that weaves all three books together, instead of the reverse being true. twc right now from a purely narrative perspective is using the crime as a vehicle for the romance, but doing so in a way that makes the detective look utterly incompetent at their job. book 1 would focus entirely on the mystery of the murders, the inconsistencies found in the blood, and the political strife between the police station and the hospital that stems from the mayor's stingy funding of both. the romance would simmer slowly in the background until it climaxes at the end during the rescue mission, but it wouldn't be the focus. that would be saved for book 2, where the mystery of the sudden disease's source would walk in tandem with the detective's growing feelings for their chosen love interest(s). the detective's skills/stats would also come into play more, instead of one or two throwaway lines that don't contribute anything to the resolution of the cases. bobby would also have to tread more carefully in this route if they don't want to be hit with a restraining order/etc. depending on your choices. the agency's jurisdiction would also be a line of tension between the wayhaven PD and the mayor/agency, adding to the tension (if any) between the detective and rebecca. this could lead to a dramatic clash between the police chief and the mayor, with the detective having to pick sides at the end of future books.

im not even touching the forced personality of the detective because i feel like anyone who's played (read: tried to play) a stoic/intimidating detective would quickly find themselves watching their OC be possessed by the protagonist of a YA romance every time they open their mouth. your stats might as well be a decorative slider in the settings for all they're worth.

[bandzboy]

there’s this video going around on twt of this guy saying that korean celebrities don’t talk about politics publicly because it’s “a private matter” and they shouldn’t because they will influence voters with their views and turns out the guy that did that video… is a zionist… so i just can’t help but laugh tbh

[byers-bowlcut]

I will never ever get over the fact that season 3 spent time on the most useless plot/character moment ever: aka showing KAREN WHEELER so close to cheating on her partner that she does not romantically love, with WILLIAM HARGROVE- until she ultimately decides not to for the sake of her family. All while Mike is acting like this (see pictures) the whole season, to another........ William.

[raiiny-bay]

it recently occurred to me that if red & teeth had a ship name it would probably be ted

[salvadorbonaparte]

If any of you are into travel and live in central Europe: there's laughably cheap flights to South Africa (as well as Seychelles, Mauritius, Ethiopia, Madagascar and Uganda) from Paris in spring

[grahamcarmen]

[feluka]

israel refusing to take their own fucking people back meanwhile american celebrities going "joe pretty please save the world from these dirty animals. i ask you this as justin timberlake."