#is REALLY funny

[lunar-wandering]

MACAQUE DOESN'T LIE.

[0vergrowngraveyard]

random idea:

the restoration sends tails on a solo mission that was just supposed to be checking something out, nothing dangerous at all, but everything goes wrong and the kit is now missing (probably kidnapped or something idk) and everyone in the restoration is drawing straws to see who’s going to be the one to tell a certain speedy blue hedgehog that his little brother is gone and they don’t know where he is

[aelitaeee]

The way we switched to The Princess' POV is NOT in my bingo card for the new update.

Turns out The Long Quiet looked way bigger than I thought.

[transmasccofee]

yeah this was funny to me

[waywardstation]

okay joke idea but hear me out

PMD: everything is the same or similar except Akari is a Phione. She needs to be careful when playing around with Ingo when he is Thyplosion. Also I believe she would be spitting water at everyone being mean to him.

And once again she becomes a passenger on him as a Phione.

I don’t think things would change too much for the AU if she was a Phione, but some things would definitely be different.

Compared to an eevee, she’d probably be useless anywhere else, but I could see her being pretty helpful in water-based dungeons where Ingo would struggle more, as a sort of trade-off.

I think she would spit water at those who are rude as well; it’s annoying but it’s not harmful. The Miss Fortune Sisters (in the place of Team Skull in this AU) would probably be subjected to that a lot haha. Like you said, she’s just got to be careful not to accidentally douse Ingo’s hot spots on his back — lots of steam, and/or brief difficulty with igniting, depending on how much water is sprayed.

And I do think Ingo would have to carry her around most places. No legs and flimsy flippers make for a very slow pace on land — she’d stick herself to his shoulder like a starfish lol. And maybe stay in the bag/under his hat in hot weather.

[ryoukio]

I love how Slimecicle skips straight to Arthur already on the plane so they avoid the very real problem of how did Arthur Get plane tickets

[soren-apologist]

he too big 💔

[majimassqueaktoy]

Okay but the question is: was the pink dumptruck Majima saved Kiryu with in yakuza 3 Majima's personal truck, hence the pink and the leopard print curtain OR are all Majima construction trucks pimped out like that- both seem plausible.

[kaibaspuppy]

Gisela!! I finally made her a ref!! She broke the chain of prosecutors in the Von Karma family >:3

i knew she was a von karma from "her last name's german"... i like her :-)

[muffingnf]

https://twitter.com/jhothingy/status/1665728411782766593?s=46&t=PAImfRsIWWVLCZuZhppf4w

they’ve got an alt acc if you want to try your hand at reporting for ban evasion

normally i wouldnt post anons like this but. well. that person is genuinely fucking nasty and they’re talking about trying to get their account back so Gnfers assemble ! or whatever

[fenrisisms]

me making changes to my own established dragon age worldstate lore: now what is the absolute funniest outcome possible

[climbingthefloors]

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

[grab-the-bananaguns]

Me and my fam are suckers for bad puns, we’ll slip one into just about every conversation and I will absolutely destroy my younger sibling by making bad up after bad pun.

We’ll insult each others cooking, unless mom made it, but then we’ll rain down in compliments. And when anyone where’s slippers I’ll shout WHAT ARE THOSE at the top of my lungs everyone else will do it back when I’m wearing these thick socks I got.

We will never let may the fourth and revenge of the fifth die, we have also named ,my dads home office engineering and when ever we have to phone him cus he locked to door or is in a meeting we say (insert name) to engineering

Tell me about a joke that you and your family absolutely lose your shit over that other people would not get.

Tell me about the very unique way you pick on each other.

Or tell me about a pop culture reference your family will never let die and you’ve never heard any other family use it.

*chin on hands* I just love hearing these stories. (I’m obsessed with little loser microcultures like families and very niche fandoms) So lay it on me.

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[queerautism]

This right wing social media influencer and former prison worker went to Fetish Con and got so so scared in her first 20 minutes she left lmao 😱

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.