#is REALLY funny

[sagasolejma]

"Saga looked at them and said 'with man this is impossible, but with Archen all things are possible.'"

- Matthew 19:26

"Archen, you are my god; I will exalt you and praise your name, for in perfect faithfulness you have done wonderful things, things planned long ago."

- Isaiah 25:1

"Archen is love. Whoever lives in love, lives in Archen, and Archen in them."

- 1 John 4:16

Chat look at my archen shrine

[lunar-wandering]

MACAQUE DOESN'T LIE.

[0vergrowngraveyard]

random idea:

the restoration sends tails on a solo mission that was just supposed to be checking something out, nothing dangerous at all, but everything goes wrong and the kit is now missing (probably kidnapped or something idk) and everyone in the restoration is drawing straws to see who’s going to be the one to tell a certain speedy blue hedgehog that his little brother is gone and they don’t know where he is

[aelitaeee]

The way we switched to The Princess' POV is NOT in my bingo card for the new update.

Turns out The Long Quiet looked way bigger than I thought.

[transmasccofee]

yeah this was funny to me

[waywardstation]

okay joke idea but hear me out

PMD: everything is the same or similar except Akari is a Phione. She needs to be careful when playing around with Ingo when he is Thyplosion. Also I believe she would be spitting water at everyone being mean to him.

And once again she becomes a passenger on him as a Phione.

I don’t think things would change too much for the AU if she was a Phione, but some things would definitely be different.

Compared to an eevee, she’d probably be useless anywhere else, but I could see her being pretty helpful in water-based dungeons where Ingo would struggle more, as a sort of trade-off.

I think she would spit water at those who are rude as well; it’s annoying but it’s not harmful. The Miss Fortune Sisters (in the place of Team Skull in this AU) would probably be subjected to that a lot haha. Like you said, she’s just got to be careful not to accidentally douse Ingo’s hot spots on his back — lots of steam, and/or brief difficulty with igniting, depending on how much water is sprayed.

And I do think Ingo would have to carry her around most places. No legs and flimsy flippers make for a very slow pace on land — she’d stick herself to his shoulder like a starfish lol. And maybe stay in the bag/under his hat in hot weather.

[ryoukio]

I love how Slimecicle skips straight to Arthur already on the plane so they avoid the very real problem of how did Arthur Get plane tickets

[soren-apologist]

he too big 💔

[majimassqueaktoy]

Okay but the question is: was the pink dumptruck Majima saved Kiryu with in yakuza 3 Majima's personal truck, hence the pink and the leopard print curtain OR are all Majima construction trucks pimped out like that- both seem plausible.

[kaibaspuppy]

Gisela!! I finally made her a ref!! She broke the chain of prosecutors in the Von Karma family >:3

i knew she was a von karma from "her last name's german"... i like her :-)

[my-various-aus]

So, I said over here, that there are some rules that the boys follow, when it comes to sharing a body.

First, and foremost, if Mikey wants control back, he gets it back, no ifs, ands, or buts about it. It’s his body that they’re all sharing, so he gets to say who is in control.

Whenever Raph, Leo, or Donnie are in control, they are free to do what they want, within reason. It’s not really a problem, since they all just take the time to either train or indulge in hobbies.

Mikey originally wanted a schedule that was just everyone swapping out every day, but April vetoed that idea. She gets that Mikey just wants everyone to have an equal amount of time out, but she doesn’t think Mikey’s idea was the best way to go about it.

Instead, either one brother gets to have a day out, every other day, with Mikey having all the time in between. Or Mikey’s in control all the time and will just let one of his brothers take control for a day or longer, every other week.

Donnie’s normally the one who takes longer-than-a-day shifts, because of his experiments and projects.

Both Donnie and Leo are the ones that end up ruining whatever sleep schedule Mikey tries to establish. Raph does his best to adhere to one and tries to keep Mikey from giving up on having one in the first place.

Poor Mikey hasn’t had a decent sleep schedule in years.

Even with his wanting to distance himself, Splinter still takes the time to train the boys with their preferred weapons.

April normally get texts letting her know who’s out, in case she wants to come by the lair to hang out; she’s normally the one who tries to keep the peanut gallery from going too crazy, if they go out.

Also passive-aggressively sends texts whenever she’s going to bed, if Donnie or Leo are in charge.

‘I know you’re not depriving your little brother of his rest, right?’

She tries.

[muffingnf]

https://twitter.com/jhothingy/status/1665728411782766593?s=46&t=PAImfRsIWWVLCZuZhppf4w

they’ve got an alt acc if you want to try your hand at reporting for ban evasion

normally i wouldnt post anons like this but. well. that person is genuinely fucking nasty and they’re talking about trying to get their account back so Gnfers assemble ! or whatever

[dogsliampaynedoesntinstagram]

solo Louis fans are so miserable. They are currently whining that Louis is not doing enough with two weeks to go before release date. They are blaming some evil ban that blacklists Louis and they are blaming Harry (who holds supposedly a terrible grudge) and Louis' "incompetent useless" management and label. The announcement of the signings didn't stop the complaints as they would rather he appear on SNL or in GQ or something. Don't they know how fortunate they are to get personal interaction from Louis? That his idea of promotion might be meeting his fans? He might prefer to be talking to fans rather than doing media or television performances or photoshoots. They are also complaining that his promotion will be heavily UK/US based whichokay, that is fair, but that seems to be the way for most of the English speaking music world. We in other countries are used to it and he didn't come to my country recently but he was in Europe. They say that he is not being considered for festivals when he seems like he'll be doing his own tour most of the summer when festivals are anyway and he played several festivals last year and most festivals have not announced their lineups for next year so how do they know? They talk about others driving fans away but the non stop comparisons to other musicians and the focus on what he's NOT doing are way more negative and off putting. As a wise person often says, there are many ways to have a career in the music industry and not all success looks the same. Maybe this is Louis choosing what success looks like to him. I wish they'd stop comparing him to other people all the time whether that's Harry or Niall, or Lewis Capaldi or 5SOS. No one is above criticism and speculation is a part of fandom but as that wise person says, he is the best decision maker in his life and if this is how he wants to proceed, then good for him. I'm hoping for a little more happiness as we are getting a whole album full of new Louis music and he's touring next year but not holding my breath that these fans will ever be satisfied. Sorry to unload on you but do you know of any positive Louis blogs?

I really don't find the 'fans who believe X are Y' ideas particularly illuminating. There are plenty of miserable fans out there who believe Louis is with Harry. Miserable fans are miserable - and I feel like the complaints have got weirder the more he is getting recognised commercial success (the 'why isn't Louis treated like Springsteen line is next level).

What infuriates me when fans supposedly evaluate promo - is that they're not evaluating promo - they're talking about promo makes them feel and then pretending that's an assessment of how effective it is. Fans want promo that doesn't cause them distress and seems prestigious - and almost all supposed evaluation of promo is about those two elements.

So much of promo isn't visible, because it's about relationships, or tedious things like figuring out how many different vinyls to preorder, (or even just doing interviews in advance).

Anyway my advice is ignore the whining and enjoy that Louis has released a great album and the strategies they've used seem to be working, while being sad about the smashed up arm and hope he recovers soon.

[fenrisisms]

me making changes to my own established dragon age worldstate lore: now what is the absolute funniest outcome possible

[climbingthefloors]

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

[grab-the-bananaguns]

Me and my fam are suckers for bad puns, we’ll slip one into just about every conversation and I will absolutely destroy my younger sibling by making bad up after bad pun.

We’ll insult each others cooking, unless mom made it, but then we’ll rain down in compliments. And when anyone where’s slippers I’ll shout WHAT ARE THOSE at the top of my lungs everyone else will do it back when I’m wearing these thick socks I got.

We will never let may the fourth and revenge of the fifth die, we have also named ,my dads home office engineering and when ever we have to phone him cus he locked to door or is in a meeting we say (insert name) to engineering

Tell me about a joke that you and your family absolutely lose your shit over that other people would not get.

Tell me about the very unique way you pick on each other.

Or tell me about a pop culture reference your family will never let die and you’ve never heard any other family use it.

*chin on hands* I just love hearing these stories. (I’m obsessed with little loser microcultures like families and very niche fandoms) So lay it on me.