#is “statler and waldorf” a viable career path

[sing-you-fools]

I was not put on this planet to Have Experiences or Participate in Activities I was put on this planet to Stand On The Sidelines And Make Snarky Commentary and I wish people would stop trying to force me to join in

(it is less fun that way that way both for me and for everyone else on the sidelines who appreciates the free comedy show)