#irwis

[deszczowedni]

Dying is such a waste of time I never found my peace of mind

[dakotacoleweekly]

(2) dakota cole is a shark and no one can change my mind

[zukkaoru]

me after rereading my own fic that i wrote for myself: oh yeah that really hit the spot

[ks1971]

Wanting to draw vs having to take breaks to not become Mr. Carpal Tunnel

[celibat]

Hi Lino!! Wegen der Anti-Israel Broschüre, ich überlege ob vielleicht 2 Sachen miteinander vermischt wurden und es deswegen so mangelnde Berichterstattung gibt? Es gibt nämlich von der Berliner Landeszentrale für Politische Bildung eine "Lehrkräfte-Handreichung zum Umgang mit israelbezogenem Antisemitismus", welche tatsächlich in Berliner Schulen verwendet werden soll. Die ist zugegebenermaßen auch ziemlich schlimm, ich hab die mir mal durchgelesen, aber das kann ich mir eher vorstellen als Mythos#Israel1948 in Klassen zu verteilen.

Hiiii!!! Hm das könnte es auch sein... aber die andere broschüre scheint schon länger zu laufen. laut dem Artikel soll diese broschüre erst Mittwoch vorgeschlagen worden sein? Also das Projekt mythosisraeletc hat auf jeden fall schon in september drüber geredet, dass sie ihr projekt in schulen in neukölln verbreiten wollen. desw wär ich nicht überrascht wenn sie das am mittwoch dann tatsächlich beim stadtrat vorgeschlagen haben. ich bezweifel honestly auch dass die aktion dann actually durchgezogen wird, war ja currently nur ein vorschlag, aber halt ein unterstützter, was ich so bedrückend finde. aber hast recht, es is auf jeden fall weird, dass man so wenig dazu findet... ich werd die nächsten tage immer mal wieder checken ob noch n artikel dazu kommt

[seouljazzbar]

BUNK 19 - TEASER

SONG EUNSEOK (송은석)

☆ BUNK 19

ABOUT 𓂃 ࣪˖ what happens in bunk 19 does in fact stay in bunk 19. and the boathouse. and the dining hall. and the tennis courts. and the counselor jacuzzi.

PAIRING 𓂃 ࣪˖ camp counselor!eunseok x camp counselor!reader (camp counselor au, summer fling to...?)

TEASER WORD COUNT 𓂃 ࣪˖ 631

FULL FIC WORD COUNT 𓂃 ࣪˖ 8k!

THIS FIC FEELS LIKE 𓂃 ࣪˖ buzzin by shwayze

NOTE 𓂃 ࣪˖ there aren't any warnings for the teaser, just a bit of heavy petting. the fic will absolutely by 18+ MDNI!!! it's pwp :D the fic will be posted JUNE 10TH

Mark stretched his hands in the air, his shirt riding up just enough to expose his taut abs. Eunseok noticed your eyes on Mark’s skin, your teeth sinking into your lower lip. “I was thinking about going into town, getting a couple cases of beer or something for the kickback tomorrow night. Minjeong, Jimin, and Haechan get in tomorrow and we’re gonna have a pre-camp rager. You guys down?”

“Ooh, I’m always down for a party with Jimin. She knows how to let loose.” You winked at Mark, blush instantly striking his cheeks.

“Alright, cool, I’ll make sure to get enough then,” His head turned over to Eunseok, “What about you, bro?”

A party was not his plan for tomorrow night, but he figured it’d be easier to play along for now. “Yeah, sounds fun,” He pulled his sunglasses down over the bridge of his nose, “I like Modelo.”

Mark laughed, heartily. He was so easily amused. “Alright, I’ll catch y’all at dinner?” He was out the door after two quick side-hugs, shaking his keys all the way to his car. The engine was loud as it started up, and you could hear the car shifting its way up the gravel driveway. The hall was quiet otherwise, just the smacking of Eunseok’s chewing gum, the minty peppermint wafting far enough for you to smell it on his breath. 

You moved first, pushing him by the shoulder as he kept his arms crossed against his chest. “Oh, c’mon. You can’t really think I want Mark.”

“Coulda fooled me.”

“I mean, he’s cool and all. And really hot, but… you’re sluttier.”

Eunseok rolls his eyes, closing the gap between the two of you, caging you against one of the break benches. “Hm, that’s it? You only want me because you think I’m a sure thing? Well I never!”

You giggle, glancing around the break room before swooping in for a kiss. Sweet, soft lips that you had been dreaming about for nine long months. His sunglasses smushed against your face but you ignored the slight discomfort as his hands found your ass. A handful for each of his palms, fingers kneading into each cheek with appreciation. You could feel your nipples hardening against his chest, the paper thin material of your bra heightening the sensation of his firm pecs. Eunseok was making you all warm and fuzzy again. “I missed you.”

“Yeah? You sure? Sure you didn’t miss Mark Lee more?”

“You’re so annoying! Wasting valuable time talking about a nonissue.”

His hands spread your cheeks apart just barely, just enough for you to take notice. “Valuable time? What else do you reckon we could be doing right now?”

Your mouth fell open as he kissed along your jawline. “W-Well I was thinking…”

“Mhm?”

He took a detour down your neck, floating right to your sweet spot just beneath your earlobe.“The counselor cabins are really close by, i-if you’re free.” Keeping your eyes open was a chore as he nipped at the skin of your neck erotically. “Eunseok, seriously. We’re gonna get caught.”

“What, that doesn’t turn you on anymore?” His palm revved back to strike your ass, squeezing afterwards to soothe the skin. “You know I’m always free for you, ___.”

Eunseok could smell your arousal through the thin material of your panties and shorts, his eyes rolling to the back of his head as all the blood in his body rushed to the front of his pants. Any notion of taking it slow with you went out the window as he grabbed your wrist, pulling you in the direction of BUNK NINETEEN. Since Mark had already started his journey into town and Director Irwin never left the movie room during his downtime, Eunseok didn’t feel the need to be sneaky while getting you into his cabin.

[jeromefox]

You are having fun with your new phone, aren't you?

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THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!!

Hiii new peoplee!!

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[kommandonuovidiavoli]

@artsygirl0315

This is actually pretty fcking awesome, if I do say so myself! The coolest family in the block!💙 IS THAT IRWI—?!! Lmao still love them tbh💙

He... went through a lot in these 40 years. Go big or go home I guess???

[httpkaulitz]

jwss aiaaaaai siwiwheowh pq ele é tao bonito assim mwudeus jess eu irwi morrer por causa dele Jess soCORROOOWOIWO

Você ⤵️

Todo dia escolhendo um para morrer de amores

Tom parecendo eu bêbada perdida nos roles

[5sosfanfictioncatalogue]

Frat!Luke Masterlist

almost is never enough (ao3) - fannyann luke/calum, calum/liam, liam/harry M, 32k

Summary: “I think I’ve always known that a little. I mean, if I paid attention, at least.”

Liam laughs, eyes crinkling up and Calum’s surprised at how easy this is.“That obvious?”

“A little. Love’s funny that way. Think it’s only obvious when you want it to be.”

or; A Frat AU where Calum and Liam are in love with other people but can't quite see what's right in front of their eyes.

(Baby Pull Me) Closer (ao3) - mukedayparade michael/luke N/R, 4k

Summary: He was stunned for a moment by the sheer beauty of the boy standing beside him. With fire engine red hair and skin the color of porcelain, the boy was the most beautiful thing Luke had ever set eyes on. The blond let his eyes trace over the mystery boy’s features, from his light green eyes to his bright pink lips—lips that were now forming words that Luke had not heard.

or,

luke is finally done with finals, so he decides to celebrate like everyone else: by going to a frat party. that's where he meets michael, the porcelain god with bright red hair who he just has to have.

Condom (wattpad) - lukesmoann luke/calum 23 parts (ongoing)

Summary: for some people, you can drown out the world with smoke and music.

for Luke, sex had to be added to the mix.

but little did he know, Calum would need to be added too.

Frat Boy (wattpad) - hemmingsirwie luke/ashton 10 parts (ongoing)

Summary: When Ashton sleeps with a cute frat boy at a party, he doesn't expect to be partnered with his one night stand for a science project. Nor, did he expect the bumps along the way. fratboy!luke ∥ normal!ashton

Its Not So Easy To Just Say Fuck It (ao3) - bitchnluke luke/ashton T, 2k

Summary: Ashtons whole life is about surfing, but this one blonde boy gets in the way of that. He also happens to be a fratboy that claims hes straight, but his actions prove otherwise.

President Material (ao3) - clamu_hnod luke/ashton, michael/calum N/R, 2k (WIP)

Summary: He was the epitome of everything he was supposed to be.

Blond hair, blue eyes, winning smile, even complexion. He was Clean cut, clean shaven, and friendly as all be out. Not to mention he was a legacy. A fourth generation legacy, to be exact, just like his brother’s before him. Not only had his great-grandfather, grandfather, and father been in the same fraternity he was now initiated into, but they had also received the prestigious title of president after three years of dedication to their fraternal brothers. Luke’s older siblings, Jack and Ben, had failed to attain the honor, so all hope rested on his shoulders.

But no pressure.

sweet and salty (ao3) - galacticsugar luke/calum T, 9k

Summary: “We could get a bunch of stuff to try? See what’s good before we commit to buying anything in bulk?”

“That’s actually not bad,” Luke admits. “Go to the store, grab some things that catch our eye, try them out…” A fantastic idea is formulating in his head. An excuse to spend even more time with Calum.

“We could make a night of it? Like have a full-on sleepover? Really surround ourselves in the sorority girl vibe.” He chuckles to ensure Calum is aware this is very much a joke. But also a very serious suggestion. But also definitely a joke.

the tutor (wattpad) - ash-irwie luke/ashton 5 parts

Summary: frat boy luke who everyone knows as the popular douchebag that hangs with the wrong crowd and gets judged too easily for someone who he really isn't

or the one where ashton has to tutor luke because of luke's nagging mother and his horrible effort and grades.

What It Takes (ao3) - mukeclemmings luke/calum M, 8k (WIP)

Summary: "Wait, wait, wait. You don't like sex? How can you not like sex?"

And, it's not that Calum doesn't like sex, Calum is very sure that he would like sex in the right situation. It's just, Calum doesn't like intimacy with just anyone, and he definitely doesn't like intimacy with the douchebag fratboy that broke his best friend's heart.

Or, so he thought.

yours are the sweetest eyes i've ever seen (ao3) - clemmiings michael/luke T, 3k

Summary: 5 times luke and michael get drunk together and the 1 time they're sober

[deszczowedni]

hi

[madnessiseverything]

hey ich nehme an du bist mittlerweile selber auf den meerrettichwitz gekommen aber falls nicht -> die mehrzahl von rettich ist "mehr rettich" / merrettich (und das wort sieht jetzt irwie nicht mehr richtig aus wo ich das 3x hintereinander geschrieben hab)

boah ey, jezz weiß ich woran's hing 🤣 ich hab verpeilt radish als rettich zu übersetzen und saß hier so ala "also die radieschen passn aber net in den witz". danke fürs auf die sprünge helfen 😅!!!

[obrother1976]

hey uce read a song of ice and fire right? im interested in the series but it seems so unapproachable bc of the sheer volume of it and also the fact that it isnt even finished. Do u have like any advice ig? Like should i just read everything there is, or is there a certain point where one is better off just stopping reading or anything?

Außerdem hast du die Bücher auf Deutsch/Österreichisch gelesen? Weil ich hab die ersten 4 Teile auf Deutsch Zuhause rumliegen, aber irwie isz ja jeder Teil auf Englisch dann 2 Teile auf Deutsch und ich weiß nicht ob es sich dann lohnt es auf deutsch zu lesen?

totally get that it seems really really intimidating to start them. its like the boomer one piece in that way but basically the way i did it was i started w the basic a game of thrones book, then clash of kings, a storm of swords, a feast for crows and at that point i stopped.

i didnt read any of the ones that came before that (fire & blood, a knight of seven kingdoms) and i dont think u should start with those either bc theyre more of a thing for ppl who want a prequel to the others, in a way where its like u read them to go "omg thats the guy that did that which is mentioned in/ has consequences in (insert game of thrones book)". i would really just recommend picking up the basic first book ("a game of thrones") and going from there, bc it introduces all the important characters and u'll see pretty soon if it interests u & if u want to read the other books. no sense in trying to plan out what u're reading after that from the start bc it'll just be really overwhelming.

also cant say if u should stop at the same point that i did (i rlly only stopped bc i kinda got bored of it a little, like i just wanted something new) but i would generally recommend just going w the flow kinda. as far is i know theres not any drop in quality in the later books so if u do decide on reading all of them u should be totally fine.

+ ich hab sie nur auf englisch gelesen, aber ja soweit ich weiß sind die deutschen bücher ein bisschen kommisch aufgeteilt in mehrer teile. sollte aber eigentlich keinen großen unterschied machen. falls du sie doch lieber auf englisch lesen willst (aber eben auch nicht quasi unnötig geld ausgeben willst weil du sie ja eh theoretisch schon zu hause hast) kannst du einfach auf libgen.is nach denen suchen und sie da runterladen

[ks1971]

When I'm in idgaf competition but irwis!Phil is my opponent

[theworldismyoysterandiamthepearl]

Koala Irwin sings himself a birthday song

Our Koala Irwin is 15 years old today 🥳 The Australian was born in Taronga Zoo, from where he came to us in Duisburg.

We heartily congratulate him. 💚

from https://www.instagram.com/zooduisburg/

[brainrot-stitch]

I just yapp3d to my mom about irwi for a few hours I NEEED ppl to talk to this about bro I'm going insane like actually