#irritatedquarians

[irritated-aliens]

JarxLliana

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you who

Collects rocks: Jar, for research to send to the fleet. Especially after claiming back Rannoch, ground stuff and rocks are sooo important! Though maybe Lliana would start after Jar tells her the importance of the ”mission”

Takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep: Lliana, she strikes me as the one taking photos of lots of things and surely of a Quarian sleeping next to her. Jar doesn’t mind, but he probably isn’t really taking photo’s, other than for monitoring purposes.

Gets drunk and breaks shit: Neither, both can get drunk though. Neither of them are aged or experienced enough with alcohol to know their limits. Jar is older for a Quarian but isn’t experienced with alcohol. However neither Jar nor Lliana seem to be aggressive, even if drunk. Maybe Jar, if it clashes with his jealousy.

Can’t swim: Jar, never been to a pool and Quarians in enviro-suits probably aren’t suited for swimming. Lliana surely knows how to swim.

Remembers to feed the fish: Lliana, she probably is more caring towards animals, even fish. So if it wouldn’t be an automatic thing, Lliana would have to remember, unless she manage to put a memo for fish feeding into Jar’s suit.

Puts up Christmas decorations in November: Difficult, because Christmas wouldn’t be a thing for Quarians nor Asari. General early decorating for festivities though, that could be both. Jar is excited for Quarian holidays and I imagine Lliana enjoys decorating a lot. // I also believe she has a super well decorated house.

Sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting: Lliana. She knows how awkward Jar gets and I can imagine this would be a funny prank for her to do, especially if Jar isn’t nearby and has to stay on the fleet. Haha u///u Jar surely could send inappropriate text at inappropriate times too, but he wouldn’t do it on purpose.

Makes Sims just to drown them in the pool: I think both would play the sims, but Jar would be the one finding quick death traps, like drowning them in the pool for fun. (Sims are based on humans after all)

Brings the other coffee at work: Lliana could only bring him coffee if he’s doing paperwork, managing things without the ship. But work usually requires his ship, so there aren’t many possibilities. Jar would prepare some food for Lliana though and bring it to her during her break.

Takes gym locker room selfies:  Lliana. She’d be super hot, working out anyways, so why not take selfies? Jar has his enviro suit, which I ehadcanon as doing most of the working out stuff for him. All the other working out he does during military training so there is no gym required.

Signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class: Doing weird human stuff together? I can’t see either be interested into that, but I guess Lliana would sign them up. Jar would rather discuss such things beforehand.

Forgets to charge the other’s iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee table: Jar, he would definately forget. probably even after using it himself until it’s dead and then not charging it.

based it all on how they used to be, not sure if I got it right or Lliana has changed though ;3;