#irregularitiies

[helmot-blog1]

–––––  ❝  so, what you’re trying to tell me is... you’re some kind of x-men mutant? that’s- k that’s fucking AWESOME if you didn’t realize ! holy shit !  ��  // @irregularitiies ♡’d

[pxintedlies-blog]

“Who did this?” from pip!!

       Shit. El knew that she should have tried a little bit harder to cover up her black eye, but knowing Pip, nothing ever got passed him. “It’s nothing Pip, don’t worry about it.” It was usually Eleanor asking what had happened, but it seemed that the two had switched places. It would only make sense that the same type of people who went after Pip had done this to her.

[humcne]

               ❝  why are you here ,  ❞  a question asked as though it should rhetoric . he was the one who had led them through the mist , and yet he’s asking the most simplest question . he wasn’t looking for any specific answer , it would only be a perk to hear what he wanted .  ❝  one test , one question , and you will be  blood  , considered a true devil .  ❞  @irregularitiies

[formidablesouls]

        “haven’t you heard not to tempt FATE? don’t try and keep me from my job -- you’ll regret it in the long run. step away from the body and nobody gets hurt.” // @irregularitiies

[drummerbledsoe]

@irregularitiies​ (sc.)

[ ‘You’ve not known true embarrassment until you’ve found your mom’s profile on ‘Deafinitely-Single.com’ That was...a sight I will never unsee.’ ]

[out-of-lxck-blog]

                                   || @irregularitiies - Continued from (X)

               A slight nod was his initial response to the stranger, wondering why he was tired. It wasn’t even his business, since he knew nothing about this guy. But he for some reason wanted to somehow help him. Blake hadn’t the faintest clue of just exactly how he could help, yet the question was still going to come flying out anyway.

                                  "Well... Is there any way I could help you?"

               He asked in an unsure tone. Maybe asking if he needed help was better than pick pocketing while he slept.

[icepriince-blog]

–––––  ❝  i just don’t understand why nobody else can see me anymore, why you’re the ONLY one i can talk to. but, hey, at least i can count on you. right? you’re not going to forget i exist?  ❞  //  @irregularitiies ♡’d

[tastelcsshaze-a]

@irregularitiies // long starter call.

      ray ( or x-ray as he’s now known ) had set out a plan to be the superhero this town needs, and with the help of his pal vav there was nothing the pair couldn’t do ( excluding, of course, the many things they couldn’t do ). they’d saved kittens from trees, accidentally blown up some people and failed an attempt to sneak into a building; they were the perfect superheroes. that is, until the pair broke up. they may not have been in a relationship, but half the time the way they bickered and acted could have just about anyone fooled.

      after betrayal from his best friend and partner, x-ray decided that he had to continue his superhero work on his own. maybe not alone, but definitely without vav. his first option was dwayne, his pet rock, but people didn’t take them seriously. as much help as dwayne was, x-ray needed someone else’s help. someone slightly more capable than your average rock.

      and so x-ray held auditions, looking for someone to help. hand-drawn signs hung up around town, pointing everyone to one corner of the park in hopes of finding the perfect superhero. he’d seen similar posters hung up by vav, but he just ignored those. his old partner was having his auditions in a high schools gym, like someone fancy and rude and who cares about a girl more than his own best friend. there was no way they’d see each other, and no way that anyone would prefer to go to some sad and fancy gym instead of a nice corner of the park.

      as x-ray sits in the park, he perks up slightly at anyone that comes his way. most people walk past without a second glance, some stop and stare before leaving, and others laugh as they go past. one girl in particular just happens to sloe down slightly as she’s walking near him, and x-ray stands excitedly, deciding that this was someone that could want to be his partner in (stopping) crime.

             “hello citizen! do you want to be a superhero? you sure came to the right place if you do!”

[shortlivcd-a-blog]

         French fry held between fingers, an inspecting bite is then taken, as Pip begins speaking to the side of him. ❝ T-took y-you l-l-long enough t-to off-offer. I th-thought I w-was g-gonna st-starve. ❞ Teasing tone apparent, shoulders bump against the others gently, hands residing to lie against the table counter-top after the rest of the salty snack is popped into his mouth. ❝ But real-really, n-no. I’m o-okay. Th-thanks. ❞ It’s a polite response, if he were any stingier, Pip wouldn’t have a single fry left by now.

( @irregularitiies​ // x )

[grownworse-a-blog]

@irregularitiies

Scout was trying to lay out, something she never did. Usually she was in the lake, splashing around, not just laying next to it. But she noticed someone standing over her, in the way of her sun. She was shielding her eyes and then sighed. “Can I help you?” Her voice wasn’t angry. It was just tired.

[notslow-archive-blog]

( @irregularitiies​​ needed a driver )

           ❝ I’m not ignoring you, kid. ❞ Spoken with a soft breath, brows rise well above sunglasses, edging them on to continue speaking upon words beginning to falter- he’s listening, but when is he not?

[helmot-blog1]

–––––  ❝  oh yeah, it's a school full of assholes. that's me being kind. i don't think you're... i mean, can girls be assholes?  ❞  clay glanced up at her, dark brows drawn together in a tight bunch of wrinkles carved into his pale skin in an attempt to keep the sun out of his eyes.  // @irregularitiies ♡’d

[perdidiit]

@irregularitiies​ wanted a sad jamie thing

❝  you go away to get away from everything that bothered you, and now you’re only brought back to more things that bother you. it’s not the same situation but it’s still something that somehow manages to make you want to escape it, but there’s nowhere else to go.  ❞  a arm sliding under his nose with a sniffle.

[tailbirthed-blog]

@irregularitiies continued

there’s a small sigh as a hand goes through her hair,  “  i don’t have a whole kit, but i do have hydrogen peroxide and some minion bandaids with me.  ”  she bought them as a joke,  “  do you want a short one to just go over the wound or a long one to wrap around your finger  ??  ”  a small black bottle and a box being produced from her purse, setting the box on the surface and popping open the lid to bottle. her other hand holding out for him to place his wounded finger on.

[formidablesouls]

@irregularitiies || continued from here

( sms : pip ) dude you were a fuckin’ idiot for trying ( sms : pip ) you made it to the top but then you fell on your ass right after ( sms : pip ) bet you don’t remember that part do ya 

[inconscquential-blog]

@irregularitiies

                  she’s almost 100 % sure no one in the whole universe will ever be able to hear her, and mary anne has quite gotten used to saying WHATEVER she felt like at any given point. even now, next to a stranger she doesn’t know, she leans over their shoulder and sighs heavily.  ❛ this is a third grade reading level book. why on earth are you reading it ? ❜