#irontankfc

[cyborgoperator]

starting it off with a bang🤪

[strika-archyvez]

The iron curtain....

[elissseee]

Your body,my temple baby (I’m a Ja Nein kinnie)

[strika-archyvez]

The reverse arrow...

[strika-archyvez]

The square ball...

[cyborgoperator]

Adding Ginerva where she’s not supposed to be

[cyborgoperator]

Iron Tank Intern Helena! Au

but out of context:

[cyborgoperator]

new meme format

[elissseee]

The Russian one is so me fr

The perfect friend group

[cyborgoperator]

their dynamic

[cyborgoperator]

so um i may have gotten creative today

[cyborgoperator]

it's his thing

[stakzyy]

THESE R SO FUCKING GREAT WTHHH

Johann Uber Headcanons

- As a former soldier, he is skilled in espionage, lip reading, and long-range shooting as well as melee combat

- Has a relatively big family consisting of three younger siblings and a lot of cousins

- That is why he got used to large crowds and can handle public speaking pretty well, especially now as he's fulfilling the role of a captain

- Loves reading classical poetry in his free time

- When he was younger, his father would read him a lot of books to sleep

- He saw him as a role model as his father always cared for him and started his passion for working out

- Ever since he left to serve the army, his mother left all the housework to him and would lash out every time he wouldn't meet her expectations

- He could never satisfy her needs and decided to follow in his father’s footsteps and decided to join the army

- Has a remarkable memory, can recall any event from the past with a decent amount of details

- The particular memory of his former squad comrade, his closest friend dying in his arms haunts him to this day

- This was the direct cause of his leaving the army

- Eventually, he encountered Otto von Eisen and Ginerva Albrecht, who gave him mental support and convinced him to join the Iron Tank to get his mind off the army, so he eventually agreed and became the youngest captain this team ever had

- Determined to become stronger, he started working out until he reached the perfect body physique he had always dreamed of

- Impatient and has unresolved anger issues

- Also very physically and emotionally expressive due to him bottling everything up during childhood

- He tends to snap at his teammates whenever things go wrong, but deep down, he regrets it (he will never apologize directly, though)

- The most stubborn man alive - one time, he really wanted to buy strudels but would never say it out loud

- The team repeatedly asked if he wanted any, but he would deny it every single time (they secretly knew he wanted some, so they bought a bunch for him)

- Loves teasing others and gets cocky when doing so, but when the role gets reversed, he might start acting childish and petty

- A very blunt and straightforward man - he has no problem pointing out the things he dislikes or giving his peace of mind

- Loves it when people boast and compliment his muscles, yet gets easily flustered when the compliments regard anything else

- His favorite movies are the shittiest, low-budget horror movies that he forces his teammates to watch

- Thick jackets and large army boots are his best friend

- An excellent cook but dislikes bragging about his culinary skills

- Hates loudspeakers and helicopter noise

- Has nothing against family gatherings as he is not obligated to talk to his mother but hates visiting his home despite having a neutral relationship with his younger siblings

- If time allows him, he takes them on a trip to the mountains or the nearest amusement park and spends quality time with them

- Quite good with kids, even if he pretends he doesn't care or like them - they still swarm around him like butterflies

- He loves the mountains with his whole heart, and the sight of snow-capped peaks calms him down and gives him a sense of belonging

- A skiing trip through the mighty Alps always helps him relieve stress when the captain's responsibilities are too overwhelming

- On the other hand, he can't take any heat at all - the scorching sun drains his stamina to the point when he'll fall asleep on the ground

- A designated driver in the team

- Never let him steer any submarines - his driving skills only work on the land, and there's a 90% chance he will crash into an iceberg

- His favorite food is apple strudel

- Blasts Rammstein on full volume while working out

[cyborgoperator]

There are only 4 genders ever. slut, loser, babygirl, princess

[cyborgoperator]

i'm back, supablr

[cyborgoperator]

new pfp😍😍