#ironicvixen

[aroaceleovaldez]

It wasn't until a few moments ago that I thought about this, but Nico probably had a huge amount of panic when Percy was going to do his mission with Hazel and Frank on Neptune's son because this is the second time he's taken one of his sisters, what happens if he comes back alone again?

Nico was entirely saved from freaking out worrying over Hazel during SoN through the combo of struggling to force himself to not get attached to people again (does not work) and being distracted by being in Literal Tartarus (does work). And maybe also knowing that Hazel had a prophecy that a descendant of Neptune would get rid of her curse. Knowing she had at least one, if not three descendants of Neptune/Poseidon on that quest probably helped assure him that Hazel would be fine.

on the plus side, imagine how happy he probably was getting out of one of the worst situations in his entire life to be greeted by his sister. alive. doing fine. yeah his crush almost immediately falls into superhell directly afterwards but for like 5 minutes? probably the best he's felt in years. everyone he cares about is fine and he's no longer in superhell or suffocating to death? excellent. he's doing great.

[childotkw]

Listen to me, Nathan may not be a Morticia (very kind and non-confrontational for that matter) but Orion is definitely a Gomez, completely obsessed with his love and willing to do anything for them

i love this so much omg

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

Did you read the latest EclipseWing story? Trenches has everything, swapping roles, Harry being a dark lord, Ron and Hermione being his lieutenants, Tom taking over Slytherin

YES I DID, I WAIT FOR ITS UPDATE LIKE im starved; it is such a rare dynamic with Harry being a dark lord. See, before eclipsewings wrote that I was searching for something like that like crazy. Because I have always wanted a Harry who goes dark, and Ron and Hermione follows him through because you bet THEY WOULD. And that also being a tomarry IS like the best thing ever? And it just makes me so happy. The premise is so rare to come across and as always the author somehow made it work so well WHILE THEM BEING IN CHARACTERS. Like harry potter might be a dark lord but he was one for the people, so that his people can have a safe world but he is also dark. And Tom? Chosen one or not he is still Tom.

And the way the author created this world while giving us the past snippets is so lovely. And the way tom and Harry's dynamic evolves is just muah. I would say a lot more but I don't wanna spoil it for anyone😭 BUT I AGREE TRENCHES HAS EVERYTHING. ECLIPSE's writing IS JUST BRILLIANT I SWEAR and people need to read their fics, they are so DAMN good.

Guys, please read trenches if you can — it has, to me, everything. From a believable dark Harry to Ron and Hermione being there for Harry to Harry having his own followers to Tom being the chosen but still being Tom with his ambitions sky high to the trope with Tom being the only one who can see Harry lmao it's perfect and the story is told really well and everything about this fic is lovelyy

[tozettastone]

Which of the Espadas would you ask to take care of your cat? Personally I would say Grimmjow for shits and giggles.

I think Harribel is the relatively boring but also correct answer to most questions about which espada can take responsibility for pretty much anything.

Dark horse though: I think Starrk would be a good choice for a cat specifically, because it seems like he would be an excellent spot to sleep on. Portable. Warm. Doesn't really get up. A consistently snuggleable member of the colony.

It's fun to imagine a little cat hissing at Grimmjow and him turning around with all this hair on end and hissing back at it. But then I think about the way little cats back up and squirm into small spaces when they're scared and I feel bad about scaring this hypothetical pet cat. Boo.

[planetsandmagic]

I just discovered your blog and I already love it, everything is so beautiful!!!

Thank you!!

[chironshorseass]

Hello, I've been seeing that you sometimes recommend fics and I would like to ask you, do you remember the name of a story that talks about Percy and Nico traveling in time together to ancient Greece? I don't have scenes or anything to tell you, I was about to start reading it because it looked very interesting, when the cell phone I was on turned off and I can't find it again and now my brain is crazy trying to find it.

oh i hate when that happens!!! unfortunately i’ve never seen or read a fic with that premise so idk what it’s called :( but maybe someone else who does can drop the title in the comments or on an ask?

[ghostboybrainrot]

Alright ya gremlins. I uploaded the ding dang GZ Amity AU fic to AO3.

You can find it here

I have no idea what I am doing but you guys have been so encouraging so keep it up and go leave a comment! Subscribe! Whatever people do on AO3 xD

If you notice I missed a tag or something please DM me on tumblr and I will fix it post haste.

I’m still going to upload additional parts to tumblr and I’ll try to continue to tag those who request it. I just won’t worry as much about missing one.

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[the-tired-ish-rat]

hey guys. this will be a bit of a sadder note.

for now, at least, i'm leaving tumblr. i want to stress: i will be back!!!

right now, my mental health isn't the best. i'll be the first to admit i have problems with how much time i spend on the internet. i've spend hours procrastinating, scrolling through tumblr and ao3 and not doing any homework or things i should be doing, such as preparing for my exams. i have one tomorrow and i've wasted a lot of time i could have been preparing for it today.

i won't be deleting the accounts or anything, just taking a break. i love you all, you all make me laugh each day. because of you, i've learned and fell in love with many new fandoms i probably wouldn't have explored myself.

to each and every one of my mutuals: thank you! i'm deeply bowing and sending you all virtual forehead kisses and hugs. if someone is dying or eloping, tag me - i will still get emails and stuff. take care of yourselves, ily <333

you gave me a new world, even if we didn't interact much. nevertheless, the real one spins on, and i have responsibilities to take care of. i'll be back after my exams sometime in may. scout's honor, pinky promise and swear to the greater something above us all.

tagging: @arrowheadedbitch @quackery-binx @no-entry-access @summerblademoontime @ironicvixen @jade-dhound

honorable mention: @anessayondreams-deactivated2023

thank you guys so so much. be back soon!

-emma, or the-tired-ish-rat, or @get-rat-spam-reblogged-bitch, or the rat in your basement with a little tunnel to your kitchen.

p.s. if you need need to reach me, my tumblr email is rats.rats.we.are.the.ratz@gmail.com (i don't really use any other media so gmail it is).

p.p.s.:

[avaritia-apotheosis]

@ironicvixen replied to your post “PERSONAL ASSISTANT DANNY AU!!! Amity Park has a...”:

This is incredible, please Tag me if You write it

@seraphinedemort @readerzj

​Hi! Thanks for your interest, but I don't do taglists o(*￣▽￣*)ブ

The best way to follow this AU would be to follow the au tag [#pa danny au] but this post over here also includes alternative way to follow content

[rarespawnwrites]

Welcome to the overflow loot bag! If your name is on the list and not underlined, I couldn't tag you for whatever reason; please check your settings if you want to be tagged next time! Alternatively, you can subscribe to the AO3 version of the fic.

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[childotkw]

I know you said that in "you belong to me (i belong to you)" Tom and Harry would not be a couple but the chemistry between them kills me, Harry reacting without thinking to Tom and Tom just taking his obsession to a thousand and ahhhh. Also, poor Gus, he's the only one who thinks that playing with creatures beyond our comprehension might not be a good idea.

Haha thank you!! It means a lot to hear that any characters have chemistry between them! Tom and Harry are incapable of not having some kind of tension, so they kind of write themselves tbh 😂

They’re definitely working their way towards that pre-relationship tag! Or, well, Tom is. Harry’s just having an ongoing crisis.

And Gus. Poor Gus. He has so many regrets 😂

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

I saw that you published a while ago that you wanted more stories of Tomarry being thieves and this one is not exactly what you imagine because it is a different universe but with the same characters (when I say the same ones it is literally the same ones) it is great and you will enjoy it. I highly recommend them, they are both the criminal kings of London.

before they convinced you life is war by EclipseWing

I HAVE READ THIS LMAOOOO honestly I just love this author man, they write tomarry dynamic so well?? And this fic was so damn good. Like, the way their relationship grew? It wasn't just out of nowhere but slowly, begrudgingly they started accepting the partnership, and then started accepting each other and the way they complete each other and just i loved it sm 😭

You guys should check it out too, btw — the story is so good? It has everything. From mutants, to heists to reincarnation to their begrudging partnership to I can't do it without you and just the writing is so good? I love it, and I love the author writes their characters. They never take away who they were and stick to who they are while somehow making them work. It's just beautiful.

BUT thank you, THANK YOU sm for going out of your to rec it <3 I reallyyy appreciate it AND YOU, also your good tastes hehe HAVE A LOVELY DAY!!!

[mixelation]

Submission from @ironicvixen:

Every time I read your story I think about the hypothetical situation that some village kidnaps Tori and tries to get all the secrets of akatsuki out of her with a Jutsu random or a seal of truth, because it would really be very funny.

I mean she would be like: the most secret information that I know about the Akatsuki members is that Deidara and Hidan are divas, Itachi is a big jerk even though he is very handsome, Kisame hates being told the end of the movies, Sasori una vez luchó contra otro tipo por mí en un bar and no matter what anyone else says, Konan is the scariest of all.

And the people in the village would think he's delusional or something, because come on, as a super powerful S-rank ninja can get frustrated if a movie ending is ruined or because another S-rank ninja would fight for some random girl.

My reply:

My favorite part of this is the implication that she explains Sasori and only Sasori to her interrogator in Spanish. TE LO JURO, she insists. The interrogator still does not know what that means. She goes into great detail on Deidara's artistic preferences but will not explain his actual abilities or what missions he's been or what he might currently be doing or where they're based or what the organization's goals are. She does give them list of movies she has seen.

[the-tired-ish-rat]

my gender is the official inktober

well damn. the whole month?

@so-very-alex @no-entry-access @jade-dhound @ironicvixen @bees-official

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

[the-tired-ish-rat]

my two favs are moss green and dark red

@jade-dhound @so-very-alex @arrowheadedbitch @no-entry-access @summerblademoontime @ironicvixen

If this post hits 20k notes I'll come out as trans to my family.

[onceandfuturelesbian]

@ironicvixen real

Arthur: I overheard you have a crush:)

Merlin: what? No? I don't!

Arthur: yes you do! Who is she?

Merlin: she?

Arthur: yes, the princess Gwaine keeps babbling about