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Top 10 Worst Album Covers of 2022 - Part 2

#5. Drake - Honestly, Nevermind

Some aesthetics work, the liquid metal effect on Daft Punk’s “Discovery”? It works, the jagged, almost unreadable logos of grindcore bands? It works, sort of. Putting those two together, even unintentionally, does not work. At this point, I think Drake is just having whatever image be his album covers just to be over and done with the process, I don’t know why some artists just don’t put a lot of thought into their album covers after a certain while, maybe it’s because they think they’re too big to have to try anymore. Yes, this is also on the list because I didn’t have “Certified Lover Boy” on the list proper last year.

#4. Ghost - Impera

This looks like an Iron Maiden album cover by way of a Black Midi album cover. Enough said.

#3. Underoath - Voyeurist

So.... who though doing Nine Inch Nails’ “The Fragile” by way of Billy Idol’s “Cyberpunk” was a good idea? This kind of retro VHS/Early Computer visual effects garbage is not cool, or retro, it’s garbage, and I love VHS tapes. This is just too much and the album title is obscured, not unreadable, but almost. I think the only reason this is not number two, is because the obvious number one choice already is.

#2. Boris - W

Close up of something slimy, goody... yeah I’m an absolute wuss when it comes to anything that even looks gross, I don’t think I’m germophobic, but it might be similar, I don’t know, I just feel like I’d need to wash my hands after I touch this album. Are these some kind of tapeworm? Parasite? Overcooked squid ink pasta? I don’t know what this image is of, and frankly I don’t really want to know, I just want to know what was worse than this, because this would normally be my number one.

#1. Five Finger Death Punch - AfterLife

Yep... This one is my worst, and it’s not even because it’s worse than every other album cover I’ve shown prior. This is the worst album cover, simply because I am one hundred percent done with Five Finger Death Punch’s toxic masculinity aesthetic. We have a skull, munching on knuckle dusters with chains, a spiked bat and a chainsaw in the background, with the usual amount of red and black to make this album cover look badass, this is a man’s man’s album cover, and by that of course I mean it’s an album cover for men whose entire personality is the fact that they are men. The men who think Tyler Durden was cool, think they’re a Rick Sanchez when they’re barely a Jerry, the men who want to listen to tough music because they think it makes them look tougher. Men who just can’t seem to understand that “Man” is not a personality in and of itself. Five Finger Death Punch’s album covers are toxic masculinity in the form of art, and quite frankly, I’m done with it.

Honourable Mentions:

As usual, there were a lot to pick for this list, so here are the ones that I strongly considered, but just did not believe really warranted being on the list proper.

1. Slash feat. Myles Kennedy and the Conspirators - 4 2. Train - AM Gold 3. Oliver Tree - Cowboys Don’t Cry 4. Razor - Cycle of Contempt 5. Bad Boy Chiller Crew - Disrespectful 6. Elvis Original Motion Picture Soundtrack 7. Avril Lavigne - Love Sux 8. Machine Gun Kelly - Mainstream Sellout 9. Sevdaliza - Raving Dhalia 10. Korn - Reqieum 11. Bladee - Spiderr 12. Feeder - Torpedo

[spideymood]

ooooh so a concept for tommy's bday, say harrison let slip that tom likes you so for his birthday you get him like gold class movie passes and in the card you also hide a lil handmade good-for-one kiss coupon but at his party you freak out when you give him the present so you quickly make a excuse to get away before he's opened it and you lowkey try to avoid him bc your so nervous and he's trying find you to cash in the coupon ((continue?? maybe??))

omg YES

You almost managed to sneak out, then Tom called for you. He stood right behind you with the card. You were so stressed out since you didn’t know what to do. 

“Thanks for the gift,” Tom smirked, “but I think it’s time to cash in my coupon.” Then, he grabbed you by your waist and pulled you into a kiss. 

You were shocked. It took a little while until you kissed back. The kiss almost turned into a make-out session, if Harrison hadn’t interrupted you. “Uhuh, I guess I’ll be third-wheeling around you guys from now on.” 

Your face reddened in embarrassment because of Harrison’s comment, while Tom laughed. Tom’s attention moved to you again as he asked: “Where can I find more coupons like this?”

“You know what, I believe that’s my cue to leave. Use protection!” Harrison dropped out and left smiling. Finally, he managed to make his ship sail. 

“This is the best birthday gift,” Tom said before kissing you again.

TOM HOLLAND’S BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION WEEKEND!!

SEND IN REQUESTS HERE!

[the-claire-bitch-project]

moodboard - “A Daydream Away” by All Time Low + Tom for @iron-spiderr

[rugbybi]

me: thank you

em: i don’t know

[bi-writes]

hiiii!! just dropping in to say i love you, i appreciate you and you're wonderful 💖

omg i LOVE YOU TOO

[jasntodds]

hey kaylee just letting you know that my entry for your writing challenge isnt gonna be up on time and i honestly dont know when ill get time to finish it 😫

That’s totally fine dude!!! You can just post it whenever you have time and just lemme know what you get it done!! The deadline is more for when I stop checking the tag regularly!

[lovefrompeterparker]

🌞 ~YOU ARE A RAY OF SUNSHINE~ 🌞 Send this to 8 people who deserve it and make sure you don’t break the chain. 💜

aW thank you my lil ray of sunshineee ☺️🌻

[lavieendonna]

17, 50 and 63 !!! from the 65 questions thingy

thank you bby 

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Honestly probably myself lol also trump 

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? jesus um. OH a couple years ago when i worked for a labor hire firm, i was working in a factory uploading software onto eftpos machines and on my lunch break i went out to the smokers area with a chick named ashely and she and some other lady were telling me about their friends who believed they were vampires, complete with partner-blood-sucking and stuff. and ashely was going on about that’s why she sharpened her ‘fangs’ and that she was interested in trying her partners blood and the whole time i was like umMMMMM KaY. 

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? uuuhhh DRAGONS. hands down, dragons are The Coolest™.

65 questions you aren’t used to 

[lovebugcody]

✨💛 This is the Amazing Person Award! 🏆Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know someone thinks you're amazing inside and out 💛✨

AWE!! Thank you lovely!! 💗💗~ Char

[djarinova]

for the angel @iron-spiderr

EMILYYYYY!!! if you're still doing the moodboards and what not today could i have one please??? with tom and a red theme??? ((my selfies are under /tagged/my-faceee )) I LOVE YOU

[spideytrio]

💗SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE WHO YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL, KEEP IT GOING💗

ahhhh omg thank you!

[grandmascottlang]

hEY LOUSIE I HOPE YOURE HAVING A LOVELY DAY AND I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU YOUR ICON IS REALLY PRETTY ((IF I HAVEN'T ALREADY RIP)) I FREAKING LOVE THE BI COLOURS!! OUR FLAG IS SO PRETTY!!

I JUST WOKE UP LMAO BUT THANK YOUAH THANK YOU I HAD TO CHANGE THINGS UP FOR PRIDE MONTH YOU KNOW?I LOVE OUR FLAG IT'S JUST SO PRETTY AND CALMING TO LOOK AT IN A SENSE???I HOPE THAT YOUR DAY IS GOING GREAT

[rugbybi]

mY FIRST IMPRESSION OF YOU WAS LITERALLY "DAMN THIS PERSON REBLOGS EVERYTHING I POST, I SHOULD JUST FOLLOW THEM" WHEN WE WERE LIKE MOSTLY 5SOS BLOGS EZSDXFCGVHBJ

OH YEAH MAYBE KJLGFSJKDFKJGSDF I CAN’T BELIEVE WE BOTH USED TO BE 5SOS BLOGS!! LOOK AT US NOW KFGJSJKGLDF

what was your first impression of me vs your current impression of me

[bi-writes]

💗SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE WHO YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL, KEEP IT GOING💗

i love you omg…

[punparker]

CONGRATS ON 1.5K YOU LEGEND 💞💞💞💞💞

tHANK YOU EM!! YOU’RE THE LEGEND HERE

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[jasntodds]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAYLEE!!! i hope you had an amazingly wonderful day 🎉🎉 all the love 💖xo

Thank you, Em! Ily 💞