#irishdoodles

[bryanevansdufflists]

What Your Breed of Doodle Says About You

There are lots of different doodles out there, so what does your breed of doodle say about you? Are you a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t actually like dogs so you bought a doodle instead, or are you something else? Let’s find out.

Schnoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs.

Aussiedoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs.

Labradoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs, but you were one of the first ones to go in on the doodle craze so you can still tell yourself it’s because of your kids’ allergies when really it’s because you’re terrible.

Irishdoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs but apparently likes the idea of some breeder named Trish from ownadoodle.com playing God in her laundry room

Goldendoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs so you got a doodle instead and it’s the worst trained animal that’s ever existed and despite looking like a muppet it’s an actual menace to the neighborhood, as if Snuffleupagus was on the all-carnivore diet. You didn’t understand poodles are actually pretty gnarly, aggressive animals and you probably never will until Charleston eats your kid’s pet rabbit. 

Bernedoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs, and in your house you believe love is love, science is real, and your home’s property values are the only thing in the world that actually matter

Sheepadoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs and you know you could have and should have rescued a real dog instead but deep down you know you are physically soft and mentally weak

Maltipoo/Cockapoo/Cavapoo

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs and you tell people you live in the city when you’re three hours away because you’re the kind of person who would inflict a name that ends with poo on a living creature.

Whoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs, but honestly you’re one of the worst ones because a Wheaton Terrier was not gentrified enough for you so you had to go and subject it to the doodle craze

Boxerdoodle

It turns out you’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs.

So that’s it! Well, not really: there are like 40,000 other doodle breeds being created every second, but that covers the main ones. Hope you enjoyed reading about what your breed of doodle says about you. See you in hell!What Your Breed of Doodle Says About You

[wulflynn]

A Day in the Life of a Groomer, ‘23.

[wutbju]

Nathan Crockett's primary business is Crockett Doodles.

I'm not linking to it. You can google it.

But if you see a Doodle anywhere in the lower 48, Nathan's business likely brokered that purchase. His business is that big.

Now. The ethics of pet breeding is way outside the scope of WutBJU. Way.

But briefly, we've all heard about puppy mills. We've all heard "adopt don't shop." We've all heard something like, "use a reputable breeder."

When our vet met our puppy, he asked us "have you met her mother?" That was his way of checking where we got our Black Lab and if it was a reputable breeder.

But in the range of designer dogs like "Doodles" -- a dog that is a mix of anything with a Poodle -- there are many bad actors.

Consistently, Crockett Doodles is listed as a very problematic source because

Crockett Doodles is a puppy mill broker.

From the Humane Society, a puppy mill broker:

is a pet dealer engaged in the business of re-selling puppies who were bred elsewhere. Unlike retail pet stores, brokers are middleman dealers who obtain puppies from breeders and puppy mills, and then transport and resell them. Brokers typically sell puppies to pet stores, but sometimes to research facilities, often travelling great distances to do so. In some cases the term is also used loosely to describe people who re-sell litters directly to the public that they themselves did not produce, for example, by posing at the original breeder and selling them through websites or classified ads.

Nathan Crockett is likely to respond to this post. He's very concerned about his business's reputation. If you find a post on reddit warning people about Crockett Doodles, Nate is always there to counter statements.

But here's a statement I want to amplify from Stop Online Puppy Mills:

Crockett Doodles is a website that lists for sale 10 to 15 different doodle mix dog breeds. This company is based in Greenville, SC. Why we do not recommend buying a puppy from CrockettDoodles.com CrockettDoodles.com The Crockett Doodles website claims they sell family raised puppies. They lists dozens and dozens of doodle puppies for sale of every kind and size imaginable. They have Aussiedoodle puppies, Bernedoodle puppies, Cavachon puppies, Cavapoo puppies, Cockapoo puppies, Goldendoodle puppies, Irishdoodle puppies, Labradoodle puppies, Maltipoo puppies, Newfiedoodle and Saint Berdoodles puppies, Sheepadoodles puppies, Springerdoodles (Sproodles) puppies, Swiss Doodle puppies and even Yorkipoos. That is a lot of dogs! Not only that, but they have also at least ten other “sister” or “partner” websites selling doodle and poo puppies as well. These “sister” or “partner” websites are landing pages of sorts for the specific doodle mix you are interested in, then it redirects you to CrockettDoodles.com at checkout. CrockettDoodles.com sells their puppies one way but they “market” they puppies on at least ten other websites. We consider CrockettDoodles.com along with all of their “sister” or “partner” websites to be high-volume online puppy sellers and we do not recommend buying puppies from CrockettDoodles.com. Crockett Doodles direct ships puppies and uses USDA amish dog breeders as Guardian families. The website uses the words “adopt” and “adoption” when you are actually buying the puppy and shelling out thousands to do so. The day you pay for the dog is called “adoption day” maybe to make you feel good about the transaction of paying thousands of dollars for an animal you have never met and are not allowed to see where it was born but will have for 15 plus years. As stated on their website, the costs of their puppies’ range in the $2,500-$4,000 which does not include the extra costs and delivery charges. Speaking of delivery, they will ship a puppy by ground delivery or flight nanny anywhere is the contiguous United States. We consider the shipping and delivery of puppies in these manners red flags. Crockett Doodles will let you pick up your puppy in person at a pickup location, but you are not allowed to go to the breeder’s “home” and meet the mother dog or see where your puppy was born. This is a huge red flag. In fact, we asked specific questions about the breeding dogs, how old and how many litters and they would not tell us anything. They decide which dog to match you up with from the checklist submitted by you the interested puppy buyer. They then send you a match and you decide from a picture if you will accept it. We do not recommend buying a puppy based off a picture ever and we never recommend buying a puppy from a website. The CrockettDoodles.com website is no exception. There are other red flags on their website that we don’t like but for the following reasons alone, we do not recommend buying a puppy from CrockettDoodles.com. Crockett Doodles uses USDA Amish dog breeders as Guardian “families.” They have up to 15 different dog breeds listed for sale at any one time, they list dozens and dozens of puppies for sale at any one time, they are not transparent about who the breeder of your puppy is before you buy it, nor will not let you go to the breeder’s home to see where your puppy was born. Lastly, they ship and deliver puppies all over the U.S. We do not recommend buying a puppy from the CrockettDoodles.com website. There are too many red flags. Please contact us if you have more questions about CrockettDoodles.com or would like to report a sick puppy.

So taking a "product" from the Indiana Amish and marketing it around the country, that's the model.

And that's a problem.

[lulu-laine]

I had the day off today so I spent a lot of time working with my dogs. I'm training this baby girl to be a service dog. Irishdoodles are so intelligent and willing to please, she makes the perfect service dog.

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[friedartstudio]

Poppi had a rough day yesterday and we had to bring her to the wonderful folks at Dove Lewis. She must have eaten something toxic to her (no clue what). After giving her fluids and a charcoal suppository she came home and this morning she was back to her wild self. In this photo taken this morning, she jumped in top of a bush looking too cute to not shoot. #dog #irishdoodlesofinstagram #irishdoodlepuppies #irishdoodle #irishdoodles https://www.instagram.com/p/B74OIJTBRiH/?igshid=ayb84agjhlyp

[morningglorydoodles-blog]

Morning Glory Doodles

Morning Glory Doodles 86 Nearfield Rd Signal Mountain TN 37377 423-617-8903 http://www.morningglorydoodles.com/ jackclancy509@gmail.com

Here at Morning Glory Doodles we raise the highest quality Goldendoodles, Aussiedoodles, and Irish Doodles. We understand what an important addition a puppy can be to your family so we never compromise on our Doodle's health, temperament, or intelligence. Come visit us on beautiful Signal Mountain right outside Chattanooga Tennessee located in the Southeast. We are the top breeder in the Southeast. We don't just have puppies for sell. We are growing our Morning Glory Doodles family into your family.

[newfypoo]

Gus the Irishdoodle!

[caitiedoesit]

Pell mell #irishdoodle #irishdoodlesofinstagram #irishsetter #standardpoodle #autumn (at Turkey Run Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/BptyVP0jbJP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=rbdrezh5i2p8

[wattsmediairl]

Beach Doggo 🏖🐕 . Got to take Odin to a beach in Wexford today..... five minutes after this picture it started lashing rain and we got soaked 🤣 have to love Ireland . . . . . . #IrishPhotographer #doggo #beachdog #beachdogsofinstagram #petphotographer #puppylife #irelandphotographer #dublinphotographer #oldbawnbeach #beachwalks #doggolove #photographer #irishphotographers #irishphotography #irishdoodle #aussiedoodle #irishdog #irishdogs #photographylovers #photography #photooftheday #beachvibes #beachdogs #dogsonadventures #dogatthebeach #beachboys #puppylife🐾 #cutedogs #cutepuppy #ireland (at Old Bawn Beach) https://www.instagram.com/p/CO5tJ-5HD7L/?igshid=8d9o7fw4joz9

[deusgaudiumfarm]

Zeus, a four week old F1 Standard Irishdoodle looking for a home. Deus Gaudium Farm #deusgaudiumfarm #deusfarm #doodlesofinstagram #doodles #irishdoodlepuppies #irishdoodle #puppylove #puppiesofinstagram (at Washington Court House, Ohio) https://www.instagram.com/p/CL0gj2LjZDB/?igshid=15t1t2kjfjpvb

[zoo-co]

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day design printed on amazing Redbubble’s products. 🇮🇪 🍀. LINK: rdbl.co/2T40E26 #redbubbleartist #redbubblestickers #redbubbleshop #redbubblestore #redbubbledesign #patrickday #saintpaddys #leprechaun #patrickireland #handletters #irishdoodle #irishpub #illustratoons (at Thierrens, Switzerland) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9FQCX1D2bv/?igshid=1ay01hpjdrhyv

[goteamtherapydogs]

♥️🐾 Archie, Team Maryland 🐾♥️ #goteamtherapydogs #thegoteamtherapydogs #therapy #therapydog #dog #dogs #dogsofinstagram #maryland #therapydogsofmaryland #doodle #doodlesofinstagram #irishdoodle #irishdoodlesofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/B3kWIGDg1f3/?igshid=n7vky0r29wlc

[rkdaily]

#happyhour with my workout partner. Love this gal so much. I think perhaps even more than my favorite son. #garagegym #irishdoodle #calmdown #exercise @keevatheirishdoodle

[friedartstudio]

Poppi - this is tonight’s portrait of my dog, Poppi. This drawing uses some of my Papercutting mind to create the design. This could (and, let’s face it…shall!) become a one sheet Papercutting. Come see the real life Poppi at our open studio on Saturday and Sunday. Studio number 45 near Wilshire Park @pdxopenstudios #petportrait #dogpix #puppypix #irishdoodle #miniirishdoodle #friedart #dogportraits @poppipdx @albertastreetgallery @artinthepearl @irishdoodlesofinsta #petportraits #petdrawing https://www.instagram.com/p/CjZn8sFudfM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[lindgren-toons]

Happy #saintpatricksday ! #leprechaun #humor #cartoon #illustration #art #artistsofinstagram #irishart #irish #irishdoodle #irishhumour #irishhumor (at Meadowshire Studio) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvGMZfKni0u/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2z5fo59o0cfq

[newfypoo]

Irishdoodle puppy pile!