#ira gives zero fucks and karma's an anxious mess

[vsnotresponding]

I mean, how could I not?

"fake dating au goes brbrbrbrb"

ask's about this tag game

how could you not indeed, púlsar fake dating au my beloved <3

I've posted two parts already (plus an introduction to it) in here:

part 0: whomst part 1: how it all started part 2: ready to go

basically i brought my two Very Ace main characters from a fantasy story into a fake dating au romcom for the funz, as you do. thinking about this au makes me very happy because look at them! being happy! no angst just vibes! no thoughts head empty just brbrbrbrbrbr

i have two documents for it, the one where i just word vomit Thoughts, and the one where I make it all readable

here's what the unedited text looks like sometimes (it's me talking to myself half the time and butchering the english language the other half):

og verbal diarrhea

social engagements get him out of there please he hates it

karma needs a date because now that Son Of Rich And Important Man Is Taken he has become the next victim

both ira and karma are very ace btw <- me telling this to myself like i don't already know lmao

oh yeah karma's father is responsible for The Thing That Happened

brunch with mom aka ira gets adopted

(she does see him trying with karma and being wholesome with sahare so okay maybe he does deserve rights i guess still not a fan 7-7 hisses at you) (sher can't believe karma has had a full conversation while holding someone's hand like it's nothing HELLO????)

oh shit who's this bitch arguing ira kicks him out u know <- what even is this sentence

hopefully i'll get my shit together and post part 3 soon (which means definitely this year)

lil teaser:

[their first ever date and irl meeting. they were talking but karma got distracted by someone on the other side of the square they are standing in]

“Who’s that?”��

She’s pretty, sitting on a bench with a thermo next to her and a big thick white binder opened on her knees. Raí would say she’s wearing fashionable clothes, but Ira only notices her long hair and how much effort would be necessary to take care of it.

“Sahare," Karma says automatically. His panicked look a second after tells Ira everything she’d already got from the name. Oh, so the future sister in law. Well, at least Sher has good taste.

“Let’s go and say hi.”

“Wait—”

But she’s already gone, and Karma has no option but to trail behind her, quickly going over all they agreed upon about their non-existent relationship. Not that they have an actual relationship. Or do they? He doesn't think exchanging silly texts would count, but what would he know anyways. Although, he thinks as Sahare notices them, she might be interested in hearing about the thousands of cat pics he has on his phone now.

hi @my-cursed-prince you also asked about the fake dating au <3