#ipso facto!

[dnickels]

Most modern AUs envision Fitzjames having a bullshit emails job which I respect, but I heartily believe that even with the freedom of the future he would still be explosives-adjacent, resulting in him being the office Fireworks Guy. Fireworks for just no reason, anywhere anytime. "God this meeting is so boring, they should let me shoot bottlerockets at Francis because he sucks". They're at some bullshit company picnic and Francis is like "are you sure you're licensed for all this?" and Fitzjames manages to get off a single "shut the fuck up Francis, I was in the Navy" immediately before blowing four of his fingers off. Francis rides in the ambulance and waits at his hospital bedside eight hours for the chance to be there when he wakes up and shout I WAS IN THE NAVY TOO, ASSHOLE

[anaferatu]

Gothic Beauty: Issue 11

Published: Winter 2003

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[weirdwildwonderland]

fix it for THAT relationship in s4

lets say that Five and Lila do get lost again. For seven years. But they never get together. If anything, they get even more disgusted with each other for the first three years. But then something switches in both of them. They both realize that each of them is the only connection to their family that they have left. One day Lila starts crying about how she misses her kids and Five asks “what about Diego?” And they talk about her marriage and everything else and lila cries onto his shoulder and Five is like “ew you got your snot on me” and lila is like “youre my brother in law, wipe it up, damn it”. And eventually they come to Five’s issues too. How he's been feeling depressed and bored all this time working a job that he doesn't care about, and it makes Lila soften up around him, at least a little bit. They still find the strawberry timeline, but by that point, Five is remembering the original apocalypse and waking up in cold sweats every night and Lila is talking every day about the sick feeling in her stomach she gets because she misses Diego and the twins and grace so much. She finds a bracelet in the strawberry timeline. It’s made out of beautiful metal and it has tiny flowers on it. She takes it because Grace loves picking flowers and it reminds her of her family. Five and Lila return after 7 years together and there’s a lot of crying on Lila’s part and it’s still weird for her to see Diego after all this time. Somehow it gets into her mind that she’s been a horrible partner and that he doesnt want her anymore. So she’s still sort of distant with him and it feels weird. He sees the bracelet on her wrist and a look passes between her and Five. He asks “did you screw my wife thing” and it all comes out. Lila starts hysterically crying and the tension breaks and Diego is like “FIVE WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON” and Five yells back “YOU MUST REALLY THINK I’M FUCKING STUPID HUH?” And Diego is like “what’s that supposed to mean”. And five is like “you think I have no morals at all, dumbass? We were lost for seven years in a subway station. Besides, Lila is weird. And I’m sick of her.” Lila explains the significance of the bracelet and how they never stopped looking, even when they were running from criminals or being shot at at, and Diego says something like “I’m sorry that I thought you guys were…doing that” and Five rolls his eyes but says something like “don’t worry about it, just glad to be back” and Lila nods and there are still tears running down her face and says “I missed you guys. So much.” And kisses Diego and hugs her kids. Boom. End scene.

[rebelliousdandy]

this one’s for the best friends, the pals, the homeboys, the rotten soldiers, the sweet cheeses, and all the good time boys out there.

[ovenproofowl]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS // 5X06 URGENT CARE

[latin-phrases-showdown]

Round 1 Poll 20

Alea iacta est / Iacta alea est

"The die is cast"

Attributed to Caesar, possibly borrowed by him to others

Supposedly ceaser said it first in its more modern meaning. The old one was literally just to state that a game had started, but now its more akin to the phrase "crossing the rubicon" Also the best ending in Armored core 6 is called alea iacta est. Also also its very important in Mobile Suit Gundam: Witch from Mercury.

Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon (a river) –and hence entered Italy– at the head of his army, which was symbolically as good as a declaration of war, in order to piss off the Senate which was quite wary of Caesar's power -and eventually decided to get rid of him but that's another story)

Used in many languages to say a point of no return has been reached.

Ipso facto

"By the fact itself"

Means that something is a direct consequence of an action

It was used in Barbie the Princess and the Pauper ("Let's just say the throne's gonna belong to my master, Preminger, and anything belonging to him ergo and ipso facto, belongs to me.")

[jlf23tumble]

I love harry walking or riding the bike or swimming in a boat with all his besties brad and james and new gf and her dog. I want more! And larries can keep hating on him for promoting this or that not realizing they're actually upset because deep deep down they know larry isn't a thing anymore. Because honestly this is when Harry should be touring around with louis but he's very blatantly not.

U SAID IT

[translucent-serendipity]

4.37 am 23 de agosto 2924 (bueno, ahí se queda el nueve ese) y solo puedo decir puñetera militancia y puñetera yo misma cinco horas liada en el pc incorporando enmiendas al documento. x fin en la cama, con en jersey por encima de las sábanas a la altura de los riñones, y abrazada al peluche de nube

[stonerzelda]

Grimes is really almost exactly to the date 10 years and 1 month older than me huh. Crasy crasy

[spilladabalia]

Ipso Facto. Harmonise.

[fideidefenswhore]

Mary was thrilled at this seemingly perfect reconciliation, and the common people, who had always been fond of her, were pleased at the improvement in her treatment; however, Queen Jane's interest did not extend to the King's other daughter, the two-year-old Elizabeth, who had been banished to the Palace of Hatfield and was out of favour following the execution of her mother.

Crown of Blood: The Deadly Inheritance of Lady Jane Grey, by Nicola Tallis

[deathinfeathers-a]

//I need to write a proper meta on this one day but every Heaven-born angel is, essentially, an extension of God themself, a teeny, tiny sliver of the almighty, granted cognizance and autonomy (up to a certain point). This is what tethers all trueborn angels into the celestial consciousness. They're all brought into the world already knowing the story of the universe and their place and purpose within it.

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

One of the problems I think I detect with Catholics trying to dismantle the claims of the Reformation is that Catholics tend to look at the church as they understand it right now and--it being eternal--paint its present state back to the middle ages as though it has always been the same.

They do not generally recognize that the Reformation could have exposed legitimate problems with the Church and that the Church has changed since

as it has

[hagbrigade]

see the whole point of animal kingdom was 4 guys all fighting to be mommys number one Candy baby and in the end no one wins… so as you can see succession copied animal kingdom

[ipsofactostore]

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