#io e dio

[mistressemmedi]

L'uomo del popolo

[pollyna]

Volleyball season is yet to officially begin, we have like 15 (to 19) kids between the ages of 4 and 8, there are only two of us and there already is a Karen mom™️ who has to make my patience go from thin to nothing with a single message.

And the season isn't even started.

[mangywayway]

Everyone is entitled to their opinion but HOLY SHIT some of you really woke up one day, took your critical thinking, added some literature analysis sprinkles as decorations, and shoved it so fucking up your asses that you are completely unable to understand what the fuck you are looking at

[automatisma]

Le uniche domande che sono concesse per contratto agli intervistatori di Alessandro Barbero (professione: storico, ex-professore e accademico di storia, scrittore di libri storici)

Ma ke kosa ne penza dell'alternanza skuola lavoro????? (risposta richiesta: tutto il male possibile con una spruzzata di critica al governo attuale così il pubblico può fare "oooooooh")

Ma ke kosa ne penza della kensel kalciùr?????? (risposta richiesta: eh la libbertà d'ezpressione gli eccessi amerikani something something er woke)

[omarfor-orchestra]

Buongiorno comunque tra i motivi per cui Simone si è preso quella sbronza c'è anche sua madre che gli ha detto "la mia vita non è qui"

[mafaldinablabla]

Troppe scuse per niente da na parte e nessuna dall'altra e alla fine sto senza caffè perché chi ci pensa realmente a me se non me porcod

[barrenwomb]

slowly becoming my father by having "giuseppe commercialista" saved as my phone contact

[steelthroat]

Knowing that you also ship Max and megs was like a pat on the head from god

Did you just- hey I like being compared to God :D

*virtual pat pat on the head*

[lesbicastagna]

came back to the apartment and found i've been replaced

[girlpetrarca]

ragaaaaaa perché perché perché

[mossmx]

If I had a nickel for every time my favourite character, a gentle giant who is good at fighting and slightly in love with their bff, was tied up with ropes, arm stretched, as the villains torture said bff and he breaks the rope with pure strenght (showing off their beautiful arms)

I'd have two nickels

[inzaghismo]

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[brigatebajor]

just had a quasi breakdown because my university is literal hell on earth and i might not be able to take this exam simply because the teachers are fucking stupid

[omarfor-orchestra]

Ho pianto

[janniksnr]

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[deathshallbenomore]

dio ha voluto incastonarmi nell’entroterra padano perché sapeva che se mi avesse piazzata a portata di mare in questo momento starei fuggendo col favore delle tenebre a bordo di una canoa della decathlon (scontata)