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[buriedself]

"  we're  going  to  be  taking  a  lie  detector  test  today.  you  will  be  hooked  up  to  the  machine,  and  we  will  ask  you  a  series  of  questions  -  whether  you  tell  the  truth  or  lie  is  up  to  you,  but  the  test  wil  be  able  to  snitch  out  any  lies."

"     should've put the monitors on my prosthetic.     "     a joke that's only obvious by the smile that stretches across his face.     "     let's get this shit over with.     "

"  to  start,  what  is  your  first  name  and  what  city  are  we  in  ?  "

"     we are in new york.  my first name is vicente, but i'll also respond to chente, vee, vic, vice, [INFORMATION CENSORED FOR FIFTEEN STRAIGHT SECONDS], and  sixty-six.     "

"  thank  you.  how  are  you  feeling  today  ?  "

"     annoyed.  i got dragged out of bed by my agent for this.  i don't even know why i still have an agent.  jesus.  siri, remind me to do something about my agent.  thanks, siri.     "

"  understandable.  how  about  an  easier  one  -  what's  your  favourite  colour  ?  "

"     sentinel will send a sniper out for me if i don't say dark purple and silver, so let's settle on red, yeah  ?  red bull red, not ferrari red.     "     

"  and  your  favourite  film  genre ?  "

"     cheesy romance.  hallmark, if i have to be specific.  there's just something about those holiday specials that you can't get anywhere else.     "

"  let's  see  -  what  is  one  thing  you  wouldn't  be  found  without ?  "

"     headphones or airpods.  even if i don't have my phone, it gives the illusion that i don't want people speaking to me.  yup, i wasn't playing anything the day that picture was taken, but no one spoke to me.  they do their job.     "

"  keeping  it  light,  what's  your  drink  of  choice  ?  "

"     there's a certain je ne sais quoi to boxed red wine.     "     vicente butchers the french and is proud.

"  which  of  the  following  have  you  attended,  and  would  you  attend ?  "

bold  what's  been  attended,  italicize  what  would  attend  /  attend  again.

the  ballet.  the  met  gala.  the  horse  track.  the  race  track. ("seriously?" "a hundered percent. take it or leave it.") a  yacht  party.  the  opera.  the  orchestra.  a  broadway  show.  a  shakespeare  production.  a  concert.  a  comedian.  an  (  american  )  football  game.  a  soccer  /  football  game.  a  documentary  film.  a  film  premiere.  a  polo  game.  art  museum.  wine  tastings.  nyc  sightseeing  tour.  celebrity  sightseeing  tours.  haunted  tours.  charity  galas.  fashion  shows.  fashion  week.  disneyworld  /  disneyland.  a  basketball  game.  a  hockey  game.  a  baseball  game.  a  boxing  match.  a  cricket  match.  the  golf  course.  the  olympics.  

"  oooh,  we're  jumping  into  something  a  bit  heavier  now.  what  is  the  one  thing  you  want  to  achieve  in  life  ?  "

"     i'd like to see the drivers i mentor and train get a championship.  if sentinel is watching this, i don't care about the constructor rankings, i just want them to win for themselves.    "

"  who  knows  what  the  fates  have  in  store.  how  do  you  feel  about  reputation.com ?  it's  all  anyone  seems  to  be  talking  about  lately.  "

"     yeah, here's what i think about that.     "     vicente curls the fingers of his prosthetic hand down so that the middle one is the only one left up.     "     i'm too damn old for that crap.  i'm washed up, but i'd rather have them pick on me than pick on the kids.     "

"  everyone  is  entitled  to  their  own  opinion,  i  guess.  what's  the  weirdest  /  craziest  headline  you've  read  about  yourself  there  ?  "

"     [INFORMATION CENSORED DUE TO COARSE LANGUAGE]     "     on screen, for viewers at home, a screenshot is shown of a tabloid site with the headline  'this was the most humiliating day of vicente cortez's CAREER. he'd have more of a chance of winning a sixth world championship now than he did twelve years ago,' dated two years back.

"  what's  something  you  are  currently  working  on  ?  "

"     strategizing new race tactics along with formulating some upgrades to the cars.     "

"  i'll  look  forward  to  it.  one  last  official  question  -  and  it's  an  easier  one.  cats  or  dogs ?  "

"     i've always had dogs, so i feel like that's a clear win.  waldo, my dachshund, just turned ten a week ago.  everyone say happy birthday waldo.     "

"  personally,  i'm  a  dog  fan  anyday.  anything  else  you'd  like  to  add ?  "

"     no. thanks. if you excuse me i have some people to talk to very urgently..     "

"  well,  thank  you  so  much  for  joining  us  today  ​​​​​​​-  can't  ​​​​​​​wait  ​​​​​​​to  ​​​​​​​have  ​​​​​​​you  ​​​​​​​back  ​​​​​​​with  ​​​​​​​us  soon."

[d8tl55c]

[travelling-hydaelyn]

Lahabrea possessed Thancred before this questline even started which means these are back to back Laha interactions. Here is how he greets the WoL in the Waking Sands immediately after his Disney villain introduction.

Meanwhile in Minfilia's solar:

presumably he took a brief break from running Alphinaud's errands to go dramatically laugh at the WoL

[crenna]

once upon a time…

౨ৎ - hi, i’m 𝓵ili !

꒰ 22, she/her, bi, infp ꒱ 𓈒⋆🩰⑅˚₊୨୧.

˚˖𓍢ִ໋🍓˚ i love ... ꒰ my friends, writing fanfiction novels, romantasy & dystopian books, flowers, arts and crafts, singing, taylor swift's music, dance (especially ballet), sparkly things, fairy lights, sunsets, peppermint tea, aesthetics, lakes, baking, fashion, making jewelry, handwritten letters, journaling, daydreaming ! ꒱

𝓼ide blogs: @onceuponaneverafter ✧ @seeyouinthestars

𝓬araval rp blogs: @legendarydante ✧ @the-maidendeath

˚˖𓍢ִ໋💋˚ my fandoms include ... ꒰ ouabh & caraval, powerless, tfota, shatter me, divine rivals, the aurora cycle, star wars, grishaverse, the hunger games, the lunar chronicles, acotar (the fandom scares me but i've read the books), gilmore girls, mcu, the selection, sorcery of thorns, mcsm & mystreet (old fandoms) + more! ꒱

𝓭iscord gang: @his-littlefox ✧ @xoxo-vee ✧ @meangirlsbway ✧ @thebirdhivemind ✧ @highladyofterrasen7 ✧

@lxvebelle ✧ @feerique ✧ @rizzgoddessans

𝓵inks: to be added !

˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚ q & a ... ꒰ want to be mutuals/friends? yes, i'd love to! | can i tag you in tag games? yes please! | do you roleplay your fandoms? sometimes, ask! | what does your url mean? it's a pretty name i chose years ago and i've stuck with it. ꒱

– 13.8.2024.

[herbaklava]

SZA interviews Kendrick Lamar for Harper’s Bazaar.

[sweeuli]

࣪˖ ִ maru . . . title ; eternal flake , a songbird whose voice has been taken ノ vision ; anemo ノ constellation ; hiems carmen ノ affiliation ; zapolyarny palace

❝ someone like her shouldn't stay here for too long , especially not locked inside of those freezing labs. i have no idea what is this girl doing here, she's never had a proper conversation with me, except for a few words about christmas decorations or the weather but the fact that she works under the doctor is no secret. i'd like to befriend her and challenge to a fight — she's only a few years younger and i doubt dottore would keep someone helpless, but her poor health discourages me . . . maybe i'll ask her the next time i meet her, but until then, she'll probably disappear to who knows where again. ❞

— tartaglia, with an uncomprehending sigh

and a shake of his head . . .

[poorlydrawndirk]

We're on air.

More precisely, I was on air when I recorded this, but the details are largely irrelevant. Because I don't really feel like covering fuckin' introductory quantum mechanics and telling you exactly how the influence of the Skaian universe, when applied at the quark level and taken alongside the probabilistic effect of quantum behavior, superposes via particle states and results in the formation of what you might refer to as "overlapping timelines". And that's already getting real abecedarian about this shit.

Yeah, sue me. Try boning up on basic physics while you're at it.

So. I'm sure you'd love to hear about how I managed to rig this sick as hell channel-cum-blog up and get it to straddle the space-time continuum like an antediluvian Olympic gymnast doing mad splits over baby's first toy pony, but that ain't the point of this little exercise. Posting what's effectively a vlog is enough of an onanistic venture without adding Skaian Principles For Dummies: Electric Boogaloo to the schedule.

Where was I?

(Rhetorical question. Don't answer, if it needed to be said.)

The name's Dirk.

Strider. Yeah, that Strider.

I'd be more worried about internet safety, but seeing as there are only up to two people alive around here no matter how far you pull my timeline back, and I'm one of 'em, it doesn't exactly compute. Face it, brosephine: you aren't getting to year 24xx post-hilarocaust, and you sure aren't getting past that. Wasn't shat out of a lab yet when you were committing identity theft and scamming doddering old ladies out of their sadsack pensions.

(If you manage to get pizza delivered out here, I'll tip extra.)

Besides, you already knew my name, didn't you?

Maybe your next question's going to be:

"Why are you calling this a vlog when it's obviously just a blog?"

Or maybe,

"Why is your URL poorlydrawndirk when it's totally malapropos?"

Buckle in, kids. Strap yourself into that convertible toddler-safe harness and keep your ass glued tight to all the prime polyester-lined foam, because this ride's about to pull into the station and vehicular standards are some passé 21st century horseshit.

The first thing you have to understand is that even peering upon the brink of these echelons of irony is a skill that you'll never grasp in your life. But that's fine. I'm around. And if it puts your mind at ease,

I'll be the one pulling the strings here.

(There's the tired callback. It's not wrong, but it's tired. Worn out enough for it to be begging you to take it out back behind the shed and put it out of its misery.)

(I'll leave it at that for now, because self-referencing is one thing, but if I get any more meta, I'll have to start narrating in twelve-point Times New Roman.)

Anyway, I'll be breaking it down, just this once. Magnanimous as hell, I know. I could wax poetic and in doing so obfuscate the actual meaning once more from obtuse minds, thereby adding another strata to irony so layered that it's settled past sedimentary and is ready to unearth some fossil formations, but let's be real. That shit would fly over your head so far it'd be trying to dial ground control at Houston.

Here we go.

Vlogs aren't cool; making one ironically is.

Putting in this much effort into making a multiversal vlog makes it cooler, ironically.

Putting in this much effort to make a multiversal vlog when the doomed timelines are all inherently fuckin' doomed, as the name implies, and therefore functionally useless to communicate with, makes it more ironic.

I have Heart powers and am able to achieve my ultimate self through my alpha timeline. Therefore, not only is this pimped-out vlog functionally useless, but I actually don't need it at all.

Which means this wasn't too hard to set up to begin with. Ironic, considering the complex presupposed conditions necessary for bridging that 'verse gap.

And despite framing this as a vlog, this is obviously a blog.

Even though it's just a blog, all these drawings I've made had you convinced that I really thought I was posting a vlog.

And in a way, I'm still making one. It ain't the traditional format, but the almost videographic mannerisms I've been laying on you more than compensate for the fact that the video part of "vlog" doesn't exist.

Except it does, for me.

And because it does, none of these pictures are drawn to begin with. They're all film stills. Screenshots, if you prefer.

Which makes the qualifier of "poorly drawn" untrue.

But it's also almost true, because you can call them poorly drawn by virtue of them not even being drawn. Ride that definition of "poorly" down the one-way rail and you're here, selfie central, population two, me and you.

Of course, that means we have to cover the quandary of truth itself. What constitutes the truth? Titillate that thought for a second.

If I consider the attached files to be selfies, but you consider them to be illustrations, which is it actually?

An analysis of the "truth" means that we have to start delineating how much of this is subjective, tying us in bed with the concept of knowledge. The Socratic take calls for dialectical conversation and inquiry via questioning; therefore, if I just bequeath my knowledge to you on a pretty little metaphorical platter, it won't mean fuckall. So we have to keep digging. Get your pickaxe ready, 'cause we ain't hitting any diamonds of wisdom any time soon.

In fact, maybe that ain't the right direction. Flip it turnways. We gotta climb a li'l higher for what we need.

Maybe we gotta head to the roof.

now. brought cal.

where making this HAPEN.

Haha.

Just fuckin' with you.

Welcome to my blog, dude.

Want water? Imagine I got you a nice, chilled glass.

Let's get this parasocial relationship pumping.

Questions? Concerns? Misguided pseudo-parental queries about whether or not it's safe for your pipsqueak to be exposed to a full dose of radically Stridered bullshit?

Cool.

Make it all three and drop it in the asks, yeah?

[welcometotheduplays]

(will update this from time to time!)

hey hallo this is @antoineee-x3 's side blog , i will post more shit here (if i open this blog again)

kinda want to keep my main clean so i made this, anyways, 2 anyone who encounters this blog, say hi

[ronihilator]

๋⭑🛸๋⭑ intro post

ᯓ★ about me

eyo! my name's ronan, call me ro, rot, rotten- have your pick! 𖦹 wasian american (USA or wtv 🦅🦅��🔥) 𖦹 self taught artist and occasional author ✐ᝰ.ᐟ 𖦹 life interest in cosmology and astronomy 𖥔 ݁ ˖🪐.𖥔 ݁ ˖ 𖦹 small obsession with aliens 𖦹 audhd ⋆♫₊˚.🎧

ᯓ★ blog info

𖦹 mainly voltron content, (I reblog and like other fandoms' stuff) 𖦹 art tag #ronihilator👽 𖦹 rant tag #??? ramblings 𖦹 not "proship" tolerant or any of that weird shit 𖦹 don't repost art without credit

ᯓ★ Open to messages!

i am so down for anyone who wants to talk or just send a "hey, how you doin"! just don't be creep and keep the shipwars away from me.. please..

:)

[zepplinswraith]

im zepplin (zepp) he/she

i draw yuri and stuff 👍🔥🔥🔥

also i run a not-so-daily sue miley blog @dailysuemiley and an art blog @zepplincantdraw

the typical dni applies (no terf, proship ect.) also im an adult 💥

ALSO dont repost/reupload my work here or any other site ^^

[honeycrispjamz]

JAMZJAMZJAMZJAMZJAMZJAMZJAMZJAMZ

ABOUT ME: hya! I go by Jamz (they/them), and I am a 21 year old writer/artist/lesbian with both autism and bpd! I love seafood, women with big teeth, printmaking, queer happiness, weed,, among other things

INTERESTS: Yellowjackets, Twin Peaks, Skins, True Blood, lesbian and trans history, raunchy artwork

DNI: minors, terfs, Zionists, racists, coach Ben apologists (im so serious lmao), Taissa haters, Misty haters

ASKS/REQUESTS: open, for both writing and drawing!

DMs: open!

AO3: honeycrispjamz

SHIPS I WILL DO: mistynat, lottienat, mistylot, nastylot, lottielee, mistylee, jackieshauna, lottieshauna, taishauna, taivan, taishavan, lottievan, jackienat, jackiemisty, mistymari, most rare pairs, everyone/everyone (with exceptions), donnalaura, effypandora

SHIPS I WONT DO: travnat, travlottie, travis/anyone, coach ben/anyone, the JV girls (Akilah, Gen, Melissa)/anyone, waltermisty, jameslaura, jamesdonna, effycook, effy with any man actually lmao, pandoracook

HARD NO’S: scat, underage, rape (CNC is allowed, but don’t be offended if I turn down a request!)

PS: I am a csa survivor and take that very seriously. If you come on my posts about csa with an unthought-out, uneducated, or cruel comment, you will be blocked. Sorry not sorry!!

[forflightlessbirds]

hai

my name is michael

i use he/him mainly

i like musicals and art and mha and tma

host of a system

err sideblog is @coloursatfullbrightness (ellis dont follow thqt.) be warned there will be suggestive shit on there its to avoid disturbing mutuals here...,.,. gulps tugs at my collar

i dont post often because i Forget

err uhh yea h Hi local brat brit boy here i miss my family /ref

chronically ill, neurodivergent, mentally ill, queer and disabled. collecting this shit like pokemom

tags 4 friends are :

pear: #michael sneaks into pears blog?? hwo did this happen #pearing michaels page

ellis: #ellis die die get off my pageeeeeuh #WHY AM I RELATED TO YOU

robin: #robin on my paaaage... woaaaw

eury: (i miss you gal. i know you're deactivated i just want you here for old times sake) #eury in my inbox guys... #eury on micae's page <3

jeremy: #boyf... heheheh hai boyf

vi: #vi on my oage... wowza

sam: #hai sam on my oage.,

anon saga: #anon saga

anons: #hai anons..,.,.

tags 4 posts:

#michael intros..

#michael scribbles

#michael answers <3

#michael stores for later

#michael says goodbye.

#not michael (alters name) posts

#allie yells

#charlie yells

#scott cries

[todayisafridaynight]

THIS IS GONNA SOUND SO MEAN BUT WHY DO U LIKE RYO AOKI/MASATO

masato hot

[siilvan]

tiktok scalped me tonight (*cough* i have 11 ocs and counting babygirls… just saying 😏)

[causenessus]

this is so weird and i’m so sorry but genuinely have been having such a shit week and seeing love letters made me tear up a little bit cause i was so happy to see like I KNOW ITS WEIRD but oh my god finally something good im so EXCITED

NO NO NO DON'T BE SORRY I AM SO GLAD I COULD MAKE UR WEEK BETTER :( i've been seeing your posts and i've been worried but ik when i was feeling really bad seeing your posts helped so i was hoping it would do the same <3

[prettykittytanjiro]

INTRO POST (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

Hiii! Welcome to my blog page :)

I figured it's about time to make a pinned post so let's do this!!

(edited) ATTENTION PLEASE:

I am not in the circumstances to make a donation to any sort of account; but I will be certain to share it.

You can call me Lemons or Lilavati! I'm a minor who loves Stamp/Coin collecting, birdwatching and all things mythology :3

I've been on this hellsite for maybe two years(?) by now!

I'm in a fair amount of fandoms- some of the more prominent ones include:

My Little Pony

The Mysterious Benedict Soceity

Night At The Museum

Miraculous Ladybug

Five Nights At Freddy's

NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigation Services

Lord Of The Rings (still getting into it)

Ducktales (2017)

Elementary (2012)

Asterix and Obelix

The Adventures of TinTin

The Backrooms

Ever After High

SCP: Secure Contain Protect

If you wanna know if I'm in any specific fandom, feel free to ask <3

I play the violin, and do indian classical dance!

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My aesthetic according to Pinterest:

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"hiraeth (n.): the feeling of being homesick for a home one is not able to return to; homesickness pertaining to a home that never was."

Moodboard by @kyayarpriyanka (tysm for it it's so beautiful!!)

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My tag system:

lemon reflection: My random little ramblings- mostly for me to look back upon or record

lemon contemplates life: Rants and existential crises

lemon writes: My own writings, which I reblog from my side acc!

lemon answers: Asks which are sent to me <3 (I'm super grateful for every single ask, so thank you!)

lemon does music: Stuff about my violin playing or music

lemon wishes: Significant days/events which I want to remember and post wishes for!

lemon rps: My interactions with rp accounts!

tumblr buddies: my interactions with my beloved moots <3 (I love all of you you're all so cool omg)

thats krishna guys (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠): My personal tag for everything to do with Krishna (bc my brother needs his own tag or my blog will be flooded with yapping smh)

fic recs: Fanfic I have read on here!

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My writing blog is @lilavatilikeslemons ! Please do go check it out if you're interested- it means a lot to me!

My inbox is always open, so feel free to drop by <3 (just please please please, use tone indicators if that's possible, I'm extremely tone deaf 😭)

Hope you have a wonderful wonderful day/afternoon/evening/night- and stay safe, healthy and hydrated :)

Alr I'll see myself out-