#intersexmycroft

[freddyfreeman]

@intersexmycroft Kid Eternity posts on twitter (a compilation)

[kryptonians]

intersexmycroft replied to your post “Fandom is mad that the MCU is turning Spider-Man into Iron Boy Jr as...”

it says "friendly neightboruhood" on his fucking tagline and people still wanna think hes rich!!!!! i hate it so much!! :(

why isn’t Peter running a grocery co-op in Midtown Manhattan

Even JMS as cursed as he is made Peter a teacher like tf

[thealogie]

btw I feel like not only did Raven date Irene Adler (Destiny), she had a child with her. They raised Rogue together! Also Mystique WAS Sherlock Holmes like she was a consulting detective and shit. The writers also wanted them to make Destiny the biological mother to Mystique's child (Nightwing/Kurt) but the editors didn't let them. You can see it makes WAY more sense for the both of them to be the parents lol. Anyway Mystique's gay

ok wow yeah mystique being sherlock and irene being her sweaterboy is the ONLY comic plot i accept into my heart and life. amen. 

[killbaned]

intersexmycroft replied to your post “I like to imagine Wolf's last thought in AVPR is during that half...”

AVP HAD SUCH A GOOD SETUP FOR SPACE MOVIES AND BLEW IT

intersexmycroft replied to your post “I like to imagine Wolf's last thought in AVPR is during that half...”

WOLF SHOULDVE PICKED LEX UP AND THEY SHOULDVE HAD SPACE ADVENTURES AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

the fact that the original idea in the first avp was to have lex get on the ship.............and then they didn’t................... 

horrible. terrible. unimaginative. 

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

intersexmycroft replied to your post: cosmobrwn replied to your post: ...

worst fan thingy is the one where sherlock had a sexist racist kid w irene and the kid looks just like mycroft for some reason except not really other than he’s fat

i could have gone the rest of my life without knowing any of that :’(

[cosmicsynthesis]

@intersexmycroft

I'm unfortunately cursed with morbid curiosity. I often read them despite their lack of value and obnoxious nature.

[redvanillabee]

intersexmycroft replied to your post “Sometimes I wish I could still go watch Fantastic Beasts and be...”

ive said this before but fanon outgrew rowling so quickly

amen to that 

(I should have seen the signs when I was writing hp fics/headcanons at age 8 in 2004)

[devoursjohnlock]

intersexmycroft replied to your post:I’m finally getting around to watching the 1916...

i like it tbh

Based on their 30 seconds of screen time together so far, I’m not sure... if they ever see each other again in this film, maybe it will grow on me.

[bpdalfonse]

intersexmycroft replied to your post “can i Please gain some non-pornbot followers. Please”

tumblr voice: no

staff voice: no complaints. only pornbots now.

[descartesthinksnot]

intersexmycroft replied to your post “"Christianity is punk actually" sounds exactly like what a middle aged...”

youth pastor desperately trying to keep the kids attention: YOU KNOW WHO WAS THE ORIGINAL PUNK? JESUS

“we’re punk because people hate us, kids! now stop asking so many questions and just trust and obey”

[tarotmemes-a]

intersexmycroft replied to your post “new form of divination: smashomancy, reading people’s future from...”

u ever read the future using ants thatd be good

I haven’t! I don’t know how to do it tbh

but I should learn that’d be cool + fits in with my brand

[thealogie]

i made a search to see if onslaught counts as xaviers son and its very inconclusive so im gonna go with yes (personal opinion) one time charles and magneto mind melded the worst parts of each other in a fight and this created a psionic entity that became sentinent called onslaught. unfortunately its evil but. this is their son, i think? it counts as their son to me! movie version needs to go all the way in dark phoenix since it's the last one and just give them a wholesome version of this child

[killbaned]

intersexmycroft replied to your post: my favorite thing about how fucking annoying mcu...

when i rped eric ogrady someone thought he was a scientist

that is fucking HILARIOUS oh my GOD 

[emtmercy]

LOLOL TRULY

[cosmicsynthesis]

@intersexmycroft

Based on the icons/usernames of people that usually say that, I'd say you are dead accurate. Plus, I often make the mistake of reading their comment threads.

[redvanillabee]

intersexmycroft replied to your photo “Throwing major shade at many I studied literature with because if you...”

i love how the reader can tell what makes u go off from ur metas alone

lov u too <3 

that’s also why I sometimes like metas or more casual academic texts than Academic EssaysTM. I like it when that personality peeks through